Tears of Wild Arms/Transcript

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(Theme Song)

(Couch Gag: Everyone rushes to the couch, but Wild Arms is so squeezed)

(Camera shows a Rocky's apartment with the gang)

Wild Arms: [Crying]

Loofah: Dad, what's wrong?

Wild Arms: I was thinking about my family. I used to live with them, but me and the my family were separated from the Great Earthshake. That's why I joined Bron's herd. I had to go to the Great Valley.

Loofah: Do not worry. I shall take good care of you.

Wild Arms: Really?

Loofah: Yeah!

Wild Arms: Oh yeah too!

Loofah: It's going to be OK.

Wild Arms: I am?

Doofah: Daddy? I've never seen you sad before.

Wild Arms: [Sniffles] I miss my family.

Doofah: Your family?

Wild Arms: Yeah.

Loofah: We must find 'em

Doofah: OK!

Foobie: [Squeaks]

Wild Arms: Yeah!

(At the streets...)

Littlefoot: Ali, is that a Swedish Dinosaur?

Cera: A Swedish Dinosaur?! I never seen a Swedish dinosaur before.

Ali: Yes. It's came from Europe.

Peter Parker: Well, it's a Serdish Dinosaur.

Littlefoot: Yes!

Ali: Yes!

Cera: Peter, will you take care of him?

Peter Parker: Yes!

Littlefoot: You can go with him for a walk.

Cera: And feed him.

Ali: And clean after him.

Littlefoot: Just like the normal pet.

Bron: Are you sure about your advice, son?

Littlefoot: Yes, dad.

Peter Parker: Don't be afraid, I'll got this.

Bron: Well, do as you think.

(At the Empire State Building...)

Shorty: So, Mary Jane, are you enjoying the view?

Mary Jane Watson: (smiles at him) Of course, Shorty.

Shorty: Yeah, me too.

Chomper: I like enjoying views.

Mary Jane Watson: Glad to hear from you, Chomper.

Shorty: Look! I see something! (points to the streets)

Ruby: What is it?

Mary Jane Watson: Did you see something unusual?

Chomper: I want to see it too!

Shorty: Too late! You missed the wonderful parade.

Ruby: I am so sad, sad so am I.

Chomper: What a pitty.

(At Lexington Ave....)

Loofah: Uhh... Mr. Longneck.

Grandpa Longneck: Yes. What do you want?

Loofah: Daddy is sad. (points to Wild Arms)

Bron: What's wrong, Wild Arms?

Wild Arms: [Sniffling] I miss my family.

Bron: I know your feeling, I miss my dear wife too. (tears come from his eyes)

Grandpa Longneck: Is there anything we can do to help you?

Wild Arms: Yes, to allow me leave you.

Bron: (lowers his head and begin nuzzling Wild Arms) You don't have to go.

Wild Arms: But they're my family.

(Meanwhile at Rocky's apartment...)

Mutt: Guys, what we're gonna do?

Nod: I don't know. What you wanna do?

Hyp: We can go to the zoo in Central Park.

Garfield: I got a better idea!

Hyp: What it is?

Nod: Yeah, what it is?

Rocky: Tell us, please.

Garfield: We'll go to the movies.

Mutt: I'm for it!

Hyp: Me too!

Garfield: D'oh!

Hyp: What type of movie should it be?

Rocky: An action movie, of course.

Hyp: Mutt, we need to have a chat.

Mutt:Sure, my friend. What do you want to tell me?

Hyp: Well, I...

Mutt: Well?

Hyp: You are my best friend and...

Mutt: And?

Hyp: You always helped me when I needed and...

Mutt: And what?

Hyp: You are funny too and...

Mutt: And what else?

Hyp: You are the best friend I've ever had. (hugs Mutt)

Mutt: (hugs Hyp too) Is it all?

Hyp: Yeah, it is.

Nod: Glad you finished the chat.

Garfield: Are you coming or not?

Rocky: We are waiting for you!

(At the One World Trade Center...)

Guido: Wow! (looks down)

Petrie: Me like the view.

Etta: Yes, Petrie. Me too.

Pterano: Hey there guys, how is it goin-- (bumps his head) D'oh!

Petrie: Uncle Pterano! You OK?

Pterano: Ow, darn it to the.. ow!

Guido: Are you OK, Pterano?

Pterano: Yes, I'm fine.

Petrie: (hugs his uncle)

Pterano: (hugs his nephew back)

Petrie: Me hope you no hurt.

Pterano: Don't worry my little Petrie.

Etta: Father, look!

Pterano: Oh no.

(Back at Rocky's apartment, Mutt is looking out the window when he sees Wild Arms crying.)

Wild Arms: [Crying, Sniffling]

Mutt: Hey look! He's crying!

Garfield: Please stop!

Wild Arms: [Continues Crying]

Garfield: Whatever you do: DON'T FLOOD THE STREETS!

Wild Arms: I...miss...my...family.

Hyp: What were you saying?

Garfield: This is bad.

Hyp: Why?

Garfield: If he continues to cry, this city is gonna become a water heckhole!

Hyp: Oh no! (passes out)

Nod: Yeah, oh no! (passes out too)

Mutt: Well, let's try cheering him up. Then he'll feel better. So he won't flood the streets. This city woundn't be a water heckhole.

(A 2004 Sam Raimi Earth-96283 Spider-Man hears the talk on the rooftop)

Spider-Man: Oh my gosh! For once in my life, I need a vacation! (Puts on his mask and slings over to the sewers)

Spider-Man: So, where is the-- Oh gosh!!

(Sewer Alligators surround him)

Spider-Man: Nice Alligators...

(A gator tries to bite Spider-Man)

Spider-Man: Whoa! CHOMPER! HELP! GATOR ALERT!

(Back on the streets...)

Littlefoot: Hey, Mr. Wild Arms!

Wild Arms: Hey. [Sniffles]

Littlefoot: Why are you crying?

Wild Arms: I miss my family.

Littlefoot: [Gasps] I remember that Great Earthshake!

Wild Arms: It seperated me from them.

Littlefoot: Aww, you poor little guy. Let's find 'em.

Spider-Man: (In the Sewers) HELP, CHOMPER HELP!! IM SURROUNED BY GATORS!!

Chomper: Don't worry Mr. Spider-Man, I'm coming!

Spider-Man: Aah! Aaah! Aaaaahhh!!!!

Chomper: (roars at the gators) Roar!!!

Spider-Man: Try something else!

Chomper: (subtitles) GET OUT OF HERE YOU DORKS! (bites one of the gators to its tail. The Alligators angerly walk away, one of them kicking a turtle along the way)

Spider-Man: You're so skilled, Chomper!

(Later, at the Daily Bugle...)

J. Jonah Jameson: (seeing the pictures of Spider-Man fighting alligators) Hmm...

Chomper: What do you think, Mr. Jameson?

J. Jonah Jameson: It is incredible!

Robbie Robertson: He has never fought gators before.

Peter Parker: I think they'll stay back now.

Chomper: I'm not so sure about this.

Ted Hoffman: (admires the picture)

J. Jonah Jameson: Now Mr. Parker, get some other photos!

Betty Brant: Time to take your pill.

Chomper: Let's go, Mr. Parker.

Peter Parker: Alright, Chomper.

Chomper: These belly draggers or alligators in your term were so scary.

Peter Parker: Yes, Chomper. I know.

(At the Great Valley...)

Littlefoot: (jumps from the portal) We did it!

Wild Arms: (jumps from the portal, falls on his face) We're here!

Littlefoot: Ouch! Be carefull, Mr. Wild Arms.

Wild Arms: Sorry, Littlefoot. (gets off of him)

Littlefoot: Never mind. Now let's go find your parents.

Wild Arms: (excitedly) I can't wait to see them!

Littlefoot: C'mon!

Wild Arms: (calls for his parents) MOM! DAD!

Voice: Sweetie!

Littlefoot: Who is it?

Female Voice:My little boy!

Littlefoot: I think I heard your parents.

Wild Arms: (sees his parents and runs to them) Mom! Dad!

Wild Arms' Father: Son!

Wild Arms: (hugs both of them tightly)

Littlefoot: Hi, I'm Littlefoot.

Wild Arms' Father: Nice to meet you.

Wild Arms: Come on. Let go to New York.

(Back at New York...)

Guido: (shouts) GUYS! WE GOT A PROBLEM!

Petrie: ME SEE A WATER HOLE!

Hyp: (wakes up from his passing) Where?!

Mutt: (stays frozen at the catastrophe)

Peter Parker: I can't believe it!

Ducky: I totally couldn't swim in it, no, no, no.

Ruby: It's so horrible, horrible so it's.

Peter Parker: I've never see anything like that.

Nod: I don't want to be drowned in it!

Hyp: Me neither!

Ruby: Mutt. Are you worrying about Littlefoot?

Mutt: I am, Ruby.

Ruby: (places her hand on Mutt's shoulder) I am too. Too am I.

Peter Parker: Me too.

Loofah: Hey! Have you guys seen our father?

Mutt: Yes, he was crying.

Hyp: And his tears grew into this. (points at the water)

Loofah: OK. I think he flooded the streets.

Nod: That pipe got standards? We should check it.

Ruby: Let's go outside.

Act 2

Littlefoot: (jumps from the portal) We're back.

(Wild Arms and his family jumps from the portal)

Wild Arms: Oh, my goodness, what's happened here?

Spider-Man: That's not good. (jumps to the flooded street) I'm coming to help you! Rocky: Uh, Spider-Man. Remember the flood in October, 2012?

Spider-Man:Yes, I do.

Doc: This is even worse!

Spider-Man: We must a find to drain it!

Voice: I'll help you.

Spider-Man: Who said that!?

Voice: Mo did.

(Spider-Man turns around to see a Ophthalmosaurus named Mo)

Mo: Hiiiii, friends.

Littlefoot: We're happy to see you again!

Mo: Mo too.

Spider-Man: I'm Spider-Man!

Garfield: My name's Garfield.

Loofah: I'm Loofah.

Doofah: Doofah.

Foobie: [Squeaks]

Mo:I'm Mo.

Wild Arms: You can call me Wild Arms.

Austin: Names Austin.

Ed: I'm Ed.

Wild Arms's Father: These are your friends?

Old One: I am Old One, leader of the migrating herd of Longnecks.

Rhett: My name is Rhett and I'm part of her herd.

Old One: We have a little problem as you can see.

Rhett: A rather big problem.

Old One: The whole city is almost flooded.

Mo:

(At the alley...)

Big Daddy:

Lizzie:

Skitter:

Ducky and Spike's Mother:

Mr. Thicknose:

Ali's Mother:

Tricia: [Laughing]

Mary Jane:

Rocky (Tinysauruses):

Dusty:

Big Daddy:

Mary Jane:

Melanie:

Jessie:

Mary Jane:

Mr. Thicknose:

(Mo came to the alley)

Melanie:

Mo:

Petrie's Mother: