The Average Friends of a Music Reviewer

 is a 2004 single by American pop punk band Screaming Yellow Players, released as the second single from their album Eighteenth Amendment Blues.

The song was controversial for it's lyrics poking fun at "snobby" music reviewers (,, NME, Blender, and film critic are all name-dropped in the lyrics), to the point where the aforementioned NME infamously refused to review Eighteenth Amendment Blues because of the song's lyrics.