I Have No Friends (film)/Transcript


 * We see Susumu Takajima video chatting with Eric James, Amiel Peña and Tyler Harper.*

Susumu: Get out. You're on the wrong side of the fence.

Tyler: Eat fecal matter, you son of a-

*Title sequence, directed by Bill Plympton. We see bits of colored paper eat fecal matter, a car driving into a black hole, the sun rising over the moon, a dog barking as its head turns inside out, a girl being born in a dog's butt, and a dog jumping over itself. The title, "I HAVE NO FRIENDS", appears from the dog's poop.*

''*We cut to Amiel and Eric in a washing machine. They have mastered the art of washing.*''

Eric: There is no escape. This is the end.

Amiel: Saca el arenque báltico fermentado de mi calcetín sudoroso y ponlo en tu boca.

TBA