Fictional Nostalgia Critic Episodes/My Life as a Teenage Robot: The Movie

Transcript

 * (Scene opens with a close-up of Nostalgia Critic's fictional office, we then cut inside where we see a female receptionist, a delivery man walks in with a package and a letter),
 * Receptionist: Oh. Can I help you?
 * Delivery Guy: Hi, is Mr. Critic in his office right now? I got a package and a letter for him.
 * Receptionist: Oh, yes. He's in his office.
 * (We see the Nostalgia Critic in his office on his computer, looking bummed out).
 * NC: Ugh! There aren't any bad movies to criticize today! What am I going to do? (he hears a knock on his door). Come in.
 * Delivery Guy: Hi, Mr. Nerd- err-Critic. I got a package and a letter from one of your fans.
 * NC: A fan wrote and sent to me? Huh. Well, I guess that's what I'm going to do today, read a f**k-load of unread fan mail, with some new arrivals. (Takes package and letter, closes the door on delivery guy, then reads the letter). Dear Nostalgia Critic, I have been a huge fan of your series even since it began. My favorite review from you is Battlefield Earth, and trust me, my father hated that film a lot! Anyways, I heard that Paramount cancelled an upcoming fourth movie to one of my favorite franchises, so I decided to send this, or these, to you. From, Aaron. Oh, well thanks anyways, Aaron. (opens package to reveal a copy of My Life as a Teenage Robot: Triple Threat 3-In-1 Movie Pack on Blu-ray). Oh, no. No no no no no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
 * (Nostalgia Critic intro)
 * \NC: I can't believe this! I have to watch all three My Life as a Teenage Robot movies in three parts thanks to Aaron. Oh, god. If you don't know what My Life as a Teenage Robot is, it was a very popular Nickelodeon cartoon created by one of the guys behind Dexter's Laboratory, The Powerpuff Girls, and years later, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, otherwise know-.