Fictional Honest Trailers/Sagwa: The Movie

Transcript

 * (Request comments appear)
 * (Screen Junkies intro)
 * (Cover to the Sagwa book is shown)
 * Trailer Voice: Based on the children's book by Amy Tan...
 * (Sagwa promo poster is shown)
 * Trailer Voice: That became a PBS Kids cartoon...
 * (Footage from the "We Are Family" music video is shown, mainly the footage with Sagwa)
 * Trailer Voice: That became part of an 2002 PSA that caused a gay panic just because SpongeBob was also in it...
 * (Footage from Solo: A Star Wars Story is shown)
 * Trailer Voice: That became a source for plagiarism for Disney when it came to naming Wookies...
 * (Footage from the movie is shown)
 * Trailer Voice: Comes a early 2000's movie that tries to make Sagwa look like a bada** by having her mostly do nothing whilst these humans screw about with a Monster Jam driver and that Greek guy who fathered Jennifer Aniston.
 * (The movie title is shown)
 * Trailer Voice: Sagwa: The Movie!
 * (Cut to Sagwa, Dongwa, and Sheegwa running down the alleyway)
 * Trailer Voice: Fern, the second D.W., and Caillou's little sister after all doing the fusion dance with Si and Am are back...
 * (Cut to Sheegwa running down the street of Quad City with Jason)
 * Trailer Voice: In the hit kiddie flick that held up much better when you were 4 years old, featuring...
 * (Cut to a helicopter shot of Quad City)
 * Trailer Voice: Lots of unused footage from a Buenos Aires tourism infomercial...
 * (Cut to the Felipe II driving around)
 * Trailer Voice: Numerous traffic violations courtesy of some Venezuelan singer and a Filipino child actor who was overdubbed in post because of his accent...
 * (Cut to Grave Digger in the Quad City Monster Jam show)
 * Trailer Voice: Monster Jam product placement...
 * (Cut to Hun-Hun on the wall)
 * Trailer Voice: Stevie Nicks voicing a cat...
 * (Cut to Sheegwa mooning Wing-Wing)
 * Trailer Voice: Sheegwa showcasing her amazing a**... wait, what?
 * (Cut to Officer David O'Harry arriving)
 * Trailer Voice: And Dennis Anderson playing a bumbling cop!