Yellow Bellies Adopted/Transcript

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(Theme Song)

(Couch Gag: Everyone rushes to the couch, but the Yellow Bellies are sitting on top of it.)

Garfield: D'oh!

(The episode begins with Littlefoot chatting with Peter Parker in Central Park.)

Littlefoot: What a wonderful day!

Peter Parker: You are right, Littlefoot.

Littlefoot: Glad to hear that.

Peter Parker: I hope this day will not be ruined.

Littlefoot: Me too.

Peter Parker: So, where are your friends and Rocky with Garfield?

Littlefoot: They're in Rocky's apartment, Mr. Parker.

Peter Parker: Why they didn't come with you.

Littlefoot: They're busy with something I don't know.

Peter Parker: Well, let's talk about something else.

Littlefoot: Fine.

Peter Parker: What a beautiful day!

Mary Jane: (appears in front of both of them)

Littlefoot: Hi, Mary Jane. What brings you here?

Mary Jane: Hi, Littlefoot. Hi, Peter. I'm just enjoying this day.

Littlefoot: Me and Mr. Parker too.

Peter Parker: And we're talking about random stuff.

Littlefoot: Like my friends, etc.

Peter Parker: You can join us, if you want.

Mary Jane: I would like to.

Littlefoot: Yeah.

(The trio continues to walk and chat.)

(Wild Arms is talking to Cera)

Cera: Wild Arms, WHY would you want children?

Wild Arms: Well, I'm feeling a little homesick, and why the heck wouldn't I adopt some kids?

Cera: I know something! You're too stupid to raise a child! End of story!

Wild Arms: Well, I heard the easiest to raise are Yellow Bellies.

Cera: Well, you got a yellow belly. That's for sure.

Wild Arms: But... I'M NOT A YELLOW BELLY! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT THAT YOU NINCOMPOOP!????!!!

Cera: How? We've meet 'em before they taken us to Berry Valley.

Wild Arms: Oh, really?

Cera: [Sighs] No. We taken them to Berry Valley.

Big Daddy: All righty, what's going on? You tryin' to make me mad?

Wild Arms: No.

Cera: Wild Arms wants to adopt the Yellow Bellies. He has a yellow belly too.

Big Daddy: What??!!

Wild Arms: You're right, Cera. I do have a yellow belly.

Big Daddy: Well, he can. I myself have many children.

Cera: But he has to be responsible for them.

Wild Arms: That will not be difficult for me.

Big Daddy: (tickles Wild Arms with tail)

Wild Arms: [Laughing] That tickles!

Cera: (laughs too)

Wild Arms: Please stop it!

(At Washington Square Park...)

Wild Arms: Mr. Gramps!

Grandpa Longneck: What is it dear Wild Arms?

Wild Arms: Is it difficult to raise kids?

Grandma Longneck: Yes.

Wild Arms: DANG! I GET THIS RESPONSE ALL THE TIME!

Bron: Wild Arms, calm down!

Mr. Threehorn: Why would you want him to calm down? He's ticked off, so let him be mad!

Wild Arms: Thank you Baldi!

Mr. Threehorn: Do I look BALD TO YOU?!

(In the apartment, Garfield and Rhett are playing Boxers X, a parody of Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!)

Garfield: DARN IT, YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO LAND STARS NOW!

Rhett: Why not?! I can take your fat rear end down with just few punches!

Garfield: (angrily) Don't you dare!

Ruby: Come on, guys. Calm down, it's just a game.

Rhett: Shut up! This is a game from 1987 and it's classified as an classic!

Ruby: [Cries] That was so mean, mean so was that!

Guido: Rhett, apologize to her now!

Rhett: Fine. I'm sorry for that.

Ruby: I forgive you.

Rhett: I was just nervous.

Garfield: Why you LITTLE...! (He is about to squeeze him until Rocky stops him.)

Rocky: Stop, Garfield!

Guido: Show a little self control, will you?

Garfield: Why don't you teach yourselves to shut up! I have a high score, and this stupid longneck is trying to beat me! And let me reassure you, no one has ever beaten me since 1989!

Ruby: But guys, all this senseless violence, I just don't see the appeals of this.

Rhett: If games like this were meant for adults, it'd be rated M, but this is E for Everyone!

Garfield: [Huffs In Frustration]

Ruby: (rolling eyes)

Rhett: Well...

Guido: Here we go again.

(Later, outside...)

Ducky: What a nice day, yep, yep, yep.

Spike: Shall we buy an ice cream?

Shorty: You don't think about anything than food.

(Wild Arms carries the TV as he walks to the pawn shop)

Littlefoot: No, please, Wild Arms! Anything but that!

Rocky: Wild Arms, can't we just sell my 1985 pizzatron oven?

Wild Arms: Thanks, but we need some good thousand dollars to adopt those poor little fellows.

(Wild Arms and the gang enters the pawn shop)

Pawner: Oh, what do we have here?

Wild Arms: Will you pay us a thosand dollars for this lovely Vizio?

Pawner: Is it cable-ready?

Wild Arms: Ready as she'll ever be.

Pawner: Friend, you just got yourselves a deal! (Hands Wild Arms a thousand dollar check)

Ducky: I wonder how will he handle this. Yep, yep, yep.

Shorty: I wonder either.

(Later that night...)

Wild Arms: Let's do this! (jumps to the portal)

(A Berry Valley appears)

Wild Arms: Wow! Berry Valley! I saw it once when I was a hatchling. Hello? Anyone there?

(3 Yellow Bellies appear in front of him)

Wild Arms and the 3 Yellow Bellies: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Loofah: You scared us, sir!

Doofah: I thought they were Sharpteeth!

Foobie: [Squeaks]

Wild Arms: Don't be afraid, I'll not hurt you.

Doofah: [Sighs] THAT'S a relief.

(A red Yellow Belly named Poofah appears)

Poofah: Hi, stranger.

Wild Arms: Hi there.

Loofah: Oh, where are my manners? Come and have some delicious berries.

Wild Arms: Hmm. (eats berries with others) How long did you guys eat?

Loofah: For a day.

Doofah: Or something like that.

Wild Arms: I almost forgot to introduce myself. I'm Wild Arms.

Loofah: I'm Loofah.

Doofah: I'm Doofah.

Wild Arms: And this is...?

Foobie: [Squeaks]

Loofah: Foobie.

Wild Arms: Nice to meet you.

Loofah: And this is Poofah, our cousin.

Wild Arms: (shakes his hand with his)

Poofah: Nice to meet you too.

Loofah:

Wild Arms: Well, I would like you three to be my father.

Loofah:

Doofah:

Wild Yeah. And TBA Come on, I'll show you.

Poofah: This is gonna get crazy.

(Back at new York City, in Rocky's apartment...)

Littlefoot:

Ali:

Guido:

Ruby:

Rocky:

Garfield:

Hyp:

Garfield:

Hyp:

(A 2004 Sam Raimi Earth-96283 Spider-Man web swings inside Rocky's apartment)

Spider-Man: Have you guys seen Wild Arms? He hasn't been here the last time he's here.

Littlefoot:

Ducky:

Cera:

All: WHAT??!

Spider-Man: Yellow what?

Cera:

Ducky:

Petrie:

Spider-Man:

Hyp: Did you say "Yellow Bellies"?!

Cera:

Littlefoot: