Fictional DVD-R Heaven Episodes/Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat: How Sagwa Got Her Colors

Transcript

 * Brad: Welp... given that I admit to have watched the series while being outside of the target audience... I admit that as a cat lover, I like Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat.
 * (Cut to the Sagwa intro)
 * Brad: Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat is the cross between Dora the Explorer, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and The Joy Luck Club that deserved PBS Kids airtime.
 * (As the Snob mentions those two shows, their title screens pop up, and as Snob mentions that movie, it's poster shows up)
 * (Cut to clips from "How Sagwa Got Her Colors")
 * Brad: Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat first aired in September 2001, the same month as the infamous 9/11 attacks, which I believe led to it being a one-season wonder, being cancelled in October 2002, however according to the staff of it's 2002 movie adaptation it was due to Sesame Workshop cutting funding in order to extend the length of Sesame Street episodes.
 * (Cut back to Brad)
 * Brad: Wonder who brought this beauty to life?
 * (Cut to the creators' credit from the intro and more show clips)
 * Brad: Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat was based off a book called The Chinese Siamese Cat written by author Amy Tan, who also did the previously mentioned The Joy Luck Club, and illustrated by Gretchen Schields, a Japanese-born woman who primarily nowadays does Bohemian jewelry which she sells on Etsy.
 * (Cut back to Brad)
 * Brad: Now let's see those opening credits.
 * (Cut to the opening credits)
 * Singers: ♪ 好朋友，好朋友 / 傻瓜是我的好朋友 / 好朋友，好朋友 / 傻瓜是我的好朋友 / Sagwa you're my best friend! ♪
 * (Cut to Brad)
 * Brad: It's partially in Chinese, so that's a first for a kids show of this type!
 * (Cut to the episode title card and opening credits)
 * Brad: The original book was adapted into the first episode, "How Sagwa Got Her Colors". Amy Tan and showman George Daughtery wrote the story, Daughtery wrote the episode, Robert Yap storyboarded the episode, and Joseph Jacques directed the episode.
 * (Cut to Dongwa running through the square)
 * Brad: The first character we see is Dongwa, voiced by then-child actor Oliver Grainger, who was one of the boys who voiced D.W. in Arthur.
 * (As Brad mentions Oliver, we see a modern-day photo of him, and as he mentions D.W., we see a picture of her)
 * Dongwa: Bet you can't catch me! *laughs*