The Muppets Fun Thrilled Wedding Party/transcript

Prologue: The opening intro
Announcer: "It's now time for a super special entertainment. ABC 2.0 proudly presents: The Muppets Fun Thrilled Wedding Party. appearing on this evening's broadcast: Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Doris, the Great Gonzo, Camilla, Floyd Pepper, Janice, Link Hogthrob, Denise, Dr. Honeydew, Beaker, Scooter, Skeeter, Walter and the rest of the entire Muppet crew members."

Scene 1: The Muppet family boarding house
Kermit: "What to do around here. what to do around here."

Clifford: "Yo, Kermit, what are you thinkin' about here?"

Rizzo: "Yeah. go ahead and tell us right away."

Gonzo: "we're pretty sure it's not that important."

Beaker: "Mee, mo, mee."

Kermit: "I was just thinking. Piggy and I are tired of being broken up with 1 another and I don't know exactly what she really loves more than anything."

Miss Piggy: "I was also thinking about the exact same thing Kermit was thinking about. I don't know exactly what he really loves more than anything either."

Link Hogthrob: "Denise? did you hear that? Kermit and Piggy are about to be back together again."

Denise: "Then that must mean you and I are now meant for 1 another."

Rizzo: "Oh boy, Yolanda. dis must be de sign dat dey'e about to be married to 1 anoduh."

Yolanda: "We know, Rizzo. and pretty soon, you and me and Kermit and Piggy and Link and Denise and Gonzo and Camilla and Fozzie and Doris and Floyd and Janice will be married to 1 another."

Fozzie: "Hey, I got a super thrilling idea. let's plan a wedding party."

Walter: "Oh super good. I'll go announce to everybody with my megaphone that some of you guys are gonna be married to 1 another."

Walter goes right outside the Muppet Family Boarding House and holds out his megaphone.