Wayne Carwardine II/Twitter Posts

May 4, 2016

 * (A video of him and Marv Simpleton walking into the Colony management office) - 11:30 AM, 1,012 Likes, 100 Quote Tweets, 100 Retweets, 72 Replies
 * "As Carwardine's new CEO, I also declare myself the new director of fun and all that is radical!" - 11:40 AM, 1,001 Likes, 99 Quote Tweets, 70 Replies

May 1, 2019

 * "SpongeBob is 20 Today!" - 1:00 PM, 620 Likes, 75 Quote Tweets, 100 Retweets, 60 Comments

April 1, 2020

 * (replying to @CarwardineParks) "Can't wait to see this 750ft tall coaster" - 3:00 PM, 62 Likes, 25 Quote Tweets, 12 Retweets, 10 Replies

April 3, 2020

 * "China didn't cause the Coronavirus, a person IN China did… …sheesh" - 5:00 PM, 520 Likes, 50 Quote Tweets, 75 Retweets, 55 Comments

June 10, 2020

 * "Gone With The Wind does have it's plusses... including the first black Oscar winner" - 7:00 PM, 420 Likes, 35 Quote Tweets, 65 Retweets, 60 Comments

June 18, 2020

 * "Log Cabin... the only syrup brand without racism" - 10:05 AM, 370 Likes, 30 Quote Tweets, 70 Retweets, 55 Comments

June 20, 2020

 * "kUnG fLu" - 6:10 PM, 320 Likes, 25 Quote Tweets, 72 Retweets, 52 Comments

June 25, 2020

 * "Splash Mountain may be rethemed, but boy we ain't retheming the world's greatest attraction... The Carwardine Mover" - 8:05 PM, 220 Likes, 22 Quote Tweets, 71 Retweets, 51 Comments

January 7, 2021

 * "January 2020 was a better time. But January 1985 was a even better time, dudes!" - 1:00 PM, 120 Likes, 20 Quote Tweets, 70 Retweets, 50 Comments

February 24, 2021

 * "My boy Chuck E. has seen better times" - 2:01 PM, 210 Likes, 100 Quote Tweets, 50 Retweets, 60 Comments

February 25, 2021

 * "You might as well call Mr. Clean, "Clean" today" - 3:11 PM, 500 Likes, 150 Quote Tweets, 60 Retweets, 65 Comments

March 3, 2021

 * "Dr. Seuss may be racist but Mike Myers at the Cat in the Hat was terrible" - 2:12 PM, 325 Likes, 100 Quote Tweets, 50 Retweets, 50 Comments

March 4, 2021

 * "Space Jam 2 soiled Lola Bunny's appearance, SOILED IT!, SOILED IT!, SOILED IT!" - 12:12 PM, 3,250 Likes, 300 Quote Tweets, 500 Retweets, 150 Comments

March 6, 2021

 * "Speedy Gonzales is not offensive, End of story..." - 12:00 PM, 1,250 Likes, 100 Quote Tweets, 100 Retweets, 100 Comments

March 9, 2021

 * (replying to @KingsIslandPR) "You missed the term, "GP"" - 11:00 PM, 125 Likes, 1 Quote Tweet, 10 Retweets, 5 Replies

March 10, 2021

 * "Still glad my dad got the Super Mario license in 1990" - 10:00 AM, 521 Likes, 210 Quote Tweets, 103 Retweets, 50 Comments

March 12, 2021

 * (replying to @RealPhelanM) "Darren likely drinks a lot of different soda brands, if Darren's usual meet and greet spot being near the vending machines in Mine Shaft here at the Colony is anything to go by. He likely even drinks the Push sodas! And yes, he likely drank Barq's Red Creme Soda while at Screamin' Safari." - 12:07 PM, 1,000 Likes, 100 Quote Tweets, 123 Retweets, 100 Comments

March 13, 2021

 * "Congratulations to SpongeBob SquarePants for winning the Kids Choice Awards for 12 years in a row!" - 9:00 PM, 1,012 Likes, 240 Quote Tweets, 113 Retweets, 100 Comments

March 17, 2021

 * "As a person of mixed Japanese, Native American and Caucasian descent, we should all chip in and just stop killing people." - 2:00 PM, 966 Likes, 120 Quote Tweets, 331 Retweets, 75 Comments

March 18, 2021

 * "Anyone up for the Rugrats reboot?" - 4:37 PM, 669 Likes, 55 Quote Tweets, 111 Retweets, 57 Comments

March 26, 2021

 * "Honestly, pulling those two SpongeBob episodes is a really stupid decision. As a personal licensee of the SpongeBob franchise, media should be preserved, not burned." - 8:00 PM, 1,053 Likes, 250 Quote Tweets, 150 Retweets, 125 Comments

March 28, 2021

 * "In 1 Week's Time, it's Easter!" - 2:37 PM, 732 Likes, 23 Quote Tweets, 37 Retweets, 73 Comments

July 4, 2021

 * "Happy 4th! Go celebrate at a Carwardine Park new you!" - 1:28 PM, 842 Likes, 24 Quote Tweets, 38 Retweets, 74 Comments

January 4, 2022

 * "What Todd Joseph did to Conneaut Lake was utterly disgraceful. #LookToddJosephUp" - 7:33 PM, 62 Likes, 3 Quote Tweets, 17 Retweets, 11 Comments

March 20, 2022

 * "Yo dudes, try Starry, the new lemon-lime soda at Carwardine Colony and most other Carwardine Parks properties! Make sure to get lots of it." - 1:00 PM, 50 Likes, 7 Quote Tweets, 16 Retweets, 15 Comments