Fictional Game Show Garbage Episodes/The Police Game

Transcript

 * (Intro)
 * Cyndi Seidelman: Hello and welcome to Game Show Garbage. We've seen several El Kadsreian game shows, such as the interesting blend of tokusatsu and game show tropes for Data-Byters, but... this... is a mystery.
 * (The Police Game intro)
 * Announcer: If you see a crime... you'll be prepared next time. 'Cause this show teaches you how to stop it!
 * (Hiroto Sasaki appears with Halcyone Ferrara)
 * Hiroto: Hello, I'm Hiroto Sasaki.
 * Halcyone: And I'm Halcyone Ferrara.
 * Hiroto: And this is-
 * (The Police Game intro)
 * Cyndi Seidelman: The Police Game was aired on Banushen Television from July of 1992 to May of 1995. It was basically Data-Byters but with the tokusatsu elements swapped out for... police procedural elements.
 * (Cut to 1992 footage of Fluffarella Jones hosting Data-Byters)
 * Cyndi Seidelman: Fluffarella Jones was probably too busy p***ing and s***ting all over someone's carpet to host the show...
 * (Cut to Hiroto hosting The Police Game with Halcyone)
 * Cyndi Seidelman: ...so the late Hiroto Sasaki was brought in. He looks, for the most part, like if one of the backing musicians from the Alvin and the Chipmunks movies grew tired of playing music for the b******izations of classic kids' characters, and decided to quit then and there and become a game show host. His model and sidekick was Halcyone Ferrara, who is mostly known as Aquila Hadaway and her werecat form Aqua from the Technic Heroes movies.
 * (Footage of Aquila Hadaway and Aqua plays as Cyndi mentions them)