Fictional Nostalgia Critic Episodes/My Life as a Teenage Robot: The Movie

Transcript

 * (Scene opens with a close-up of Nostalgia Critic's fictional office, we then cut inside where we see a female receptionist, a delivery man walks in with a package and a letter),
 * Receptionist: Oh. Can I help you?
 * Delivery Guy: Hi, is Mr. Critic in his office right now? I got a package and a letter for him.
 * Receptionist: Oh, yes. He's in his office.
 * (We see the Nostalgia Critic in his office on his computer, looking bummed out).
 * NC: Ugh! There aren't any bad movies to criticize today! What am I going to do? (he hears a knock on his door). Come in.
 * Delivery Guy: Hi, Mr. Nerd- err-Critic. I got a package and a letter from one of your fans.
 * NC: A fan wrote and sent to me? Huh. Well, I guess that's what I'm going to do today, read a f**k-load of unread fan mail, with some new arrivals. (takes package and letter, closes the door on delivery guy, then reads the letter). Dear Nostalgia Critic, I have been a huge fan of your series even since it began. My favorite review from you is Battlefield Earth, and trust me, my father hated that film a lot! Anyways, I heard that Paramount cancelled an upcoming fourth movie to one of my favorite franchises, so I decided to send this, or these, to you. From, Aaron. Oh, well thanks anyways, Aaron. (opens package to reveal a copy of My Life as a Teenage Robot: Triple Threat 3-In-1 Movie Pack on Blu-ray). Oh, no. No no no no no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
 * (Nostalgia Critic intro)
 * NC: I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to. I can't believe this! I can't F**KING believe this!! I have to watch all three My Life as a Teenage Robot movies in three parts thanks to Aaron. Oh, god. If you don't know what My Life as a Teenage Robot is, it was a very popular Nickelodeon cartoon created by one of the guys behind Dexter's Laboratory, The Powerpuff Girls, and years later, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, otherwise know-. (suddenly, Evilina bursts in).
 * Evilina: Did someone say, (sing-songy) "My Little Po-" (the Critic loudly stutters at her to interrupt her)
 * NC: I'm not talking about that, Evilina! Wh-where did you come from, anyway?
 * Evilina: Oh, that? My Dad says I'm old enough to explore some parts of this neighborhood now, and I decided to drop in after I heard you saying that you had some bad films, and my dad says I need bad films in my viewing options.
 * NC: Oh, yeah? Well, this is the only copy.
 * Evilina: Not a problem, though. (uses magic to clone the Blu-ray case in her hand). It's a little trick my dad taught me. Bye! (disappears).
 * NC: Huh. Anyways, otherwise known as, Rob Renzetti. He was a miracle for both Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, and The Hub, now known as Discovery Family. The series started off small, with a series of shorts on a cartoon showcase series Nick used to air called, "Oh Yeah! Cartoons". They were so good, that Nickelodeon made a series based off of them, and the popularity kept growing and growing, and by 2011, they wanted to expand the franchise much more further. Nick fans, get ready for a three-parter! It's My Life as a Teenage Robot: Triple Threat, a series of videos talking about all three of the movies ever released.

Note from ArcActs20XX: This transcript is under construction, so please expect some parts meant for the fanmade script outside of the script.


 * NC: Jenny and his friends arrive at an arcade, where Jenny dances on a Dance Dance Revolution-like game.
 * Game: (in scene) Alright! You're killin' it! (Jenny keeps on dancing)
 * NC: Y'know, to be honest, Jenny busts some even more killer moves than Zachary Devon did when he danced to Whenever You Need Somebody in The Devons episode, Jukebox Jack's. (scene cuts to a clip from The Devons with Zachary dancing with other people in front of a jukebox while Whenever You Need Somebody by O'Chi Brown plays)