Ren & Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon (alternate version)

Ren & Stimpy "Adult Party Cartoon" is an adult animated television series created by Canadian animator John Kricfalusi for the cable network Spike TV. The series was developed as an "extreme" revamp and spin-off/reboot of The Ren & Stimpy Show, which previously aired on the American cable network Nickelodeon, and is significantly more vulgar and inappropriate than the original series. The series premiered on June 26, 2003, and was removed from the network on July 24, after airing only three episodes; the remaining episodes were released on DVD. During its run, Adult Party Cartoon was heavily panned by critics and audiences. It has now been referred to as one of the worst animated series of all time. But what if this show was a kids show instead of an adults-only show, and was a lot more faithful to the original series?

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 * It would be called, The New Ren & Stimpy Show.
 * The revival was solely created by Chris Reccardi, Lynne Naylor and Bob Camp, and John Kricfalusi will have no involvement.
 * It would have been produced by Nickelodeon Animation Studios for Nickelodeon instead of Spümcø for Spike.
 * Mike Kazaleh will be the character designer of the revival.
 * The series would stay on Nickelodeon for its entire run.
 * It runs from June 26th, 2003 to November 12th, 2008.
 * The show is rated TV-PG for some dark and grossout humor and some adult innuendo.
 * According to the show's crew, they wanted the show to still feature grossout while still suitable for Nickelodeon.
 * The show's crew also stated that they wanted to keep of the spirit of the original series, while also trying to introduce younger fans to Ren and Stimpy.
 * The disturbing and cruel moments, gratuitous over-the-top violence and all bad humor were heavily toned down.
 * However, the show will still use grossout humor often like its predecessor because it wouldn't be a Ren and Stimpy show without it, yet it doesn't overfocus on it, making the viewers fundamentally grossed out.
 * Ren beats up Stimpy when Stimpy did something stupid because, for one thing, it's hilarious, and it never went over the top or overly mean-spirited and harsh.
 * Billy West would reprise his role as Ren, Stimpy, Mr. Horse and Sven.
 * Ren wouldn't be a monstrous, unpleasant, and psychopathic moron.
 * He is designed to be less of John Kricfalusi's author avatar as the developers toned down his jerk and sociopath traits in order to make him more sympathetic at times.
 * He would care deeply for Stimpy.
 * Although still dumb, ditzy and happy-go-lucky, Stimpy wouldn't be a stereotypical gay character.
 * He would have his limits and wouldn't be too annoying.
 * Ren Seeks Help and Stimpy's Pregnant would never exist.
 * The over-usage of stock sound effects and the animation errors will be removed.
 * The recurring characters from the original show such as Mr. Announcer Salesman, Muddy Mudskipper, Sven Höek, and Powdered Toast Man return in this series.
 * Everyone already knew about John Kricfalusi as a pedophile, and fired him on October 15th, 1997.
 * He is now arrested, locked up in jail, and behind the bars permanently from ever making more cartoons, being transferred to Millhaven Institution in Bath, Ontario in Canada, sentenced to 38 years in prison.
 * This would lead the permanent closure of Spümcø.
 * The Goddamn George Liquor Program, the last three Doug seasons, Doug's 1st Movie, He-Hog the Atomic Pig, Gary the Rat, Stripperella, This Just In!, Boo Boo Runs Wild, A Day in the Life of Ranger Smith, The Ripping Friends, Father & Son Day, The Best Son, Boo Boo and the Man, What Pee Boners Are For, Rice Patooties, A George Liquor Christmas, Al's Brain, Yoake no Mariko, Yoake no Mariko 2nd Act, Cans Without Labels, Go! Go! Hypergrind, Weekend Pussy Hunt, Space Fishermen, Spümcø Comic Book and the THX logo sequence for Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny would never exist.
 * This is due to Nickelodeon keeping the ownership of Doug.
 * Instead of Spümcø Comic Book, John K would do a Walmart commercial and a Kmart Christmas one both in 1995 starring George Liquor, Jimmy the Idiot Boy and Sody Pop.
 * As a result, WhirlGirl would've been the first cartoon produced exclusively for the Internet instead.
 * He will stop animating music videos and commercials after "I Miss You" by Björk and his animated Old Navy commercials.
 * He would never be involved in:
 * The X's: the Bowling Alley Guy was instead voiced by Tom Kenny.
 * Class of 3000: being replaced by Chris Reccardi and Lynne Naylor as guest art directors.
 * The Simpsons: being replaced by Vincent Waller as guest animator for Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts and Treehouse of Horror XXVI.
 * The Eric Andre New Year's Eve Spooktacular: C. H. Greenblatt will replace him.
 * Due to that, Nickelodeon ordered to remove all references and mentions to him on the series to avoid potential judicial problems.
 * Nickelodeon and the crew also ordered journalists and critics to avoid mentioning his name when talking about the show due to his acts still bringing some trauma to the ones who were victims of his abuse.
 * However, George Liquor is often used to symbolize the abuses done by its creator towards its staff during its original run.
 * The John K defending would never happen, with his friends finally cutting off their friendship with him forever.
 * The revival Ren and Stimpy theatrical short to The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (It's Our House Now!) will be produced and released in 2015, but without the involvement of John Kricfalusi, being instead given to Bob Camp, Lynne Naylor and Chris Reccardi.
 * In this short, the titular characters and Powdered Toast Man are instead voiced by Carlos Alazraqui in his Taco Bell impression, Eric Bauza and Nolan North while Tom Kenny and Billy West will reprise their roles as SpongeBob and Sven.