Fictional Brad Tries Episodes/Brad Tries Sminster's Smits-Cultburgers

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 * Brad: Another trip to the Sminster in Taylorville wound up getting me the 6 Smits-Cultburgers, courtesy of the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema and Sminster! The Smits-Dangerous based off Dangerous Men, the Smits-Miami based off Miami Connection, the Smits-Roar based off Roar, the Smits-ABCs based off The ABCs of Death, the Smits-Visitor based off The Visitor, and the Smits-Outback based off Wake in Fright. The Smits-Dangerous contains a bun toasted with the logo, two thickburger patties, cheese, and Technic-flavored sauce, the Smits-Miami contains a bun toasted with the logo, a thickburger patty, cheese, lettuce, blueberries, and tartar sauce, the Smits-Roar contains a bun toasted with the logo, venison meat, the Smits-ABCs contains a bun toasted with the logo, two trepe patties, cheese, and blood-flavored sauce, the Smits-Visitor contains a bun toasted with the logo, trepe, venison meat, lettuce, and Lime Jello-flavored sauce, and the Smits-Outback contains a bun toasted with the logo, Folgers-flavored sauce, venison meat, lettuce, and "Aussie-style candy floss".