College Sucks (2019 film)

College Sucks, also known as High School Sucks 3: Now In College, is a 2019 Magisterian romantic comedy film directed by Boyce Kipling and co-written by Monroe Seward, Frank Post, and Jon Evelyn. It is the third installment in the High School to College Sucks film franchise, following High School Sucks (2011) and High School Still Sucks (2013). The major premise of the film revolves around the gang's transition to college life and Francis and Alphonsine's unexpected child, while its main subplot centers on Devin suspecting that Penelope was cheating on him.

It is the last film in the series directed by Boyce Kipling, who additionally developed the franchise, and the only theatrical feature in which Marianne (Alyssa Lavigne) does not appear. College Sucks was released in Magisteria and globally on January 26, 2019, and was a critical and commercial success. It was the franchise's highest-earning picture, generating US$306 million on a budget of US$24 million.

Plot
The film kicks off with Francis, Alphonsine, and their friends, Albin, Roger, and Devin, starting college in the Debsland College. They immediately dislike the experience and strive to break the monotony by indulging in crazy and exuberant actions. Their earliest attempts at having fun, from experimenting with marijuana to attending wild parties, end up hindering their academic achievements.

Recognizing that their pursuit of enjoyment is interfering with their study, the group resolves to change course and take a more balanced approach to college life. They participate in a variety of activities, attempting to strike a balance between having fun and retaining academic responsibilities. Francis and Alphonsine, determined to make their relationship work in this fresh setting, decide to take it to the next level for the second time.

The second sex in Francis and Alphonsine's relationship takes an unexpected turn, resulting in unforeseen outcomes. Alphonsine, who is naturally sad, mulls over the different outcomes, notably the possibility of pregnancy. After a few weeks, she begins to develop symptoms that raise concerns about a possible pregnancy. Alphonsine confronts Francis for not utilizing protection, emphasizing the need of accountability.

When faced with the prospect of imminent parenthood, Francis and Alphonsine must decide whether to retain the kid or pursue other possibilities. Despite their early disagreements regarding abortion, Francis, ready to accept responsibility, persuades Alphonsine that he is willing to be a dedicated and responsible parent. Francis works part-time after school to assist financially. For the time being, Alphonsine decides to keep the pregnancy a secret as they manage the obstacles of college life while preparing for the responsibilities of parenthood.

While Francis and Alphonsine are dealing with new responsibilities, Devin and Penelope are dealing with the difficulties of maintaining a long-term relationship in this new environment. Their relationship becomes a rollercoaster ride, impacted by the stresses of college life and the unavoidable changes. Devin confronts Penelope, causing friction between them as he struggles with thoughts of adultery. Penelope emphatically rejects any wrongdoing and attempts to reassure Devin of her loyalty.

Devin has uneasiness because he is unwilling to believe Penelope's assurances. Devin recognizes his error as Penelope presents proof to establish her commitment. The two reconcile, realizing the value of communication and trust in their relationship. Devin and Penelope embark on a path of development and understanding as a result of this subplot.

Nine months later, when Alphonsine's water breaks during a college class, the group is forced to act quickly. Francis rushes to Alphonsine's side after being notified while in another class. Francis and his friends band together to transport Alphonsine to the hospital, where she gives birth to a healthy baby girl named Francine. The film finishes with the group enjoying Francine's birth, with Francis and Alphonsine accepting the trials and joys of parenthood. The film concludes on a note of development, resilience, and the continuing friendship between the friends, who find strength in each other and the fresh beginnings that life has provided them despite the difficulties and tribulations of college.

Cast

 * Luke Bannerman as Francis Perkins
 * Mindy Kemper as Alphonsine Michaels
 * Camron D. Harris as Albin LeBlanc
 * David Falkner as Roger Burges
 * Sid Farnham as Devin Brewster
 * Heidi Brodeur as Penelope Underwood
 * Aydan Aiken as Ryland Perkins
 * Christine Jervis as Madeline Perkins
 * Terrance Segal as Dillion Michaels

Release
College Sucks was released in Magisteria on January 26, 2019, and opened at #1 with US$47,167,398. Closing about 3 months later (April 27, 2019), the film had grossed a domestic total of $167,453,157 and $138,789,371 overseas for a worldwide total of $306,242,528, based on a $24 million budget.

Reception
College Sucks received universal acclaim from critics. Rotten Tomatoes, a review aggregator, gives the film an approval rating of 87% based on 241 reviews, with an average rating of 8/10. The film receives a weighted average score of 84 out of 100 from Metacritic, which provides a rating to reviews, indicating "universal acclaim" based on 42 reviewers.