The Princess and The Cobbler (2018 El Kadsreian English Dub)/Quotes

King Nod (voiced by Christopher Berger)

 * My loyal generals!! My brave soldiers! The Three Golden Balls have gone! Our City faces invasion! The Mighty One-Eye is coming! Take up your positions with my blessing!
 * Oh my god! My daugther! MY DAUGHTER!! MY DAUGHTER OH MY GOD!! MY CHILD!! AAAHH!! HELP ME!! HELP ME TO HELP HER!?

Dialouge

 * Princess Yum-Yum's Nurse: Princess, he's a cobbler! [to Tack] Keep your eyes on your work!
 * Tack: Yes, ma'am. (sighs) Nothing wrong with being a Cobbler. (sighs) Why can't I ever talk when it matters.


 * ZigZag: Oh Great King Nod, have no fear.Zigzag your Grand Vizier is here.
 * King Nod: Death and destruction, Zigzag. My Kingdom will come to destruction and death.
 * ZigZag: Be calm Serene Highness. You must catch your breath. What dawn of disaster? Why speak you of death?
 * King Nod: I've had a dream. A nightmare. No! A vision! A vision of invasion! A race of one-eyed men!


 * Dying Solider: One... one.. eye...
 * Zigzag: One eye?
 * Dying Solider: Is... coming!
 * Princess Yum-Yum: One eye?
 * Princess Yum-Yum's Nurse: Eye?
 * King Nod: One eye!? Aah! Oh my god! Where's the balls? (gasps) AAAAAAAAAHH!!! THE BALLS ARE GONE!!! MY KINGDOM WILL COME TO DESTRUCTION AND DEATH!!!


 * King Nod: I'll give you anything, ZigZag! Just do it!
 * Zigzag: As my peril will be dire, you must grant's my heart desire.
 * King Nod: Which is?
 * Zigazg: I require, sire. Your daughter Yum-Yum. (whispers) To wed.
 * King Nod: (laughing) You? Worthy of my daughter? A practitioner of the black arts? (laughing) No. She can only marry a man pure of heart. You will never marry her! Never! (laughing) Not in a thousand years.
 * Zigzag: (leaves) We'll see who wins at the end of the day! We'll see who ends up grieving! I'll go to the One-Eyes right away! I'm taking my balls and leaving!