Squires (retail chain)/Commercials

August: Half-Price Sale

 * Narrator: H. James Giles
 * Dockside Worker: Norman Magne

Script

 * (NARRATOR) Squires answers the big questions, like: "What's on sale?"
 * (Footage involving food items)
 * (DOCKSIDE WORKER) What else you got?
 * (Local insert; e.g. "It's Squires' half price sale! This week, 2-liter Pepsi, Diet Pepsi or Mountain Dew is only $1.10! Tide liquid laundry detergent is only $4.95 a gallon! All fresh produce, including tomatoes, broccoli and lettuce, is on sale! And this is your last week to win a full year of tickets to concerts and special events at the Worcester Centrum!")
 * (SINGERS) 🎵 Always saving you money - trust Squires to do it right! 🎵
 * (DAVID C. SQUIRES) Trust Squires, a family-owned company.

2000s
Squires has had Harris/DiCarlo/Hastings as their advertising agency of record since 2000.

March: Low Prices Are Right This Way — What's For Dinner?

 * Narrator: Duke Rowell

Script

 * (NARRATOR) You've just arrived home from work, and everybody's asking...
 * (KIDS AND DAD) What's for dinner?!?
 * (SINGERS) 🎵 Hoooold on! Low prices are right this way! 🎵
 * (NARRATOR) Trust Squires for all your dinner needs.
 * (Local insert, e.g. "This week, Allen Popeye spinach is just 99 cents a can. Our fresh, never frozen, hamburger beef is just $1.19 a pound! Hebrew National kosher hot dogs are just $3.30 a pack! Squires' Grade A fresh all natural turkey is just 59 cents a pound. Squires' organic large eggs is just 63 cents a dozen. And you can save up to 50% on all ice cream and popsicle products during our Super Dessert Special!")
 * (SINGERS) 🎵 Hoooold on! Low prices are right this way! 🎵
 * (DAVID C. SQUIRES) We are Squires, a family-owned company.

July: Summer Savings at Squires

 * Narrator: Jackie Stephens

Script

 * (SINGERS) 🎵 Hoooold on! Summer at Squires is here! 🎵
 * (NARRATOR) Squires is celebrating its Summer Savings sale! Where we celebrate saving money and beating the heat! Here's what's in store this week...
 * (Local insert; e.g. "All soft drinks and cold beverages are on sale now this week at all New York-New Jersey Squires locations! Get a 6-pack of Coca-Cola for just $3.15! Or a 2-liter of Pepsi for just $2.13! And all kids' juice drinks, including Hi-C, Capri-Sun, Sunny D, Um Bongo and Juicy Juice, are 15% off all week!")
 * (SINGERS) 🎵 Hoooold on! Summer at Squires is here! 🎵
 * (DAVID C. SQUIRES) We are Squires, a family-owned company.

December: Low Prices Are Right This Way — Christmas Toys

 * Narrator: Duke Rowell

Script

 * (NARRATOR) You're looking for the perfect gift for your kids, the one they wanted all year... but where can you find it for less?
 * (SINGERS) 🎵 Hoooold on! Low prices are right this way! 🎵
 * (NARRATOR) Trust Squires for the best deals on the best gifts for kids this holiday season!
 * (Local insert; e.g. "Squires has the lowest prices on all the hottest toys! Including all Voice-Activated Neopets for only $23.00! Everything Pokémon is 10% off! LEGO Bionicle toys are 10-20% off! And all Bratz products are on sale!")
 * (SINGERS) 🎵 Hoooold on! Low prices are right this way! 🎵
 * (DAVID C. SQUIRES) Trust Squires, a family-owned company, to make your holidays very happy.

May: Low Prices Are Right This Way — Barbecue Essentials

 * Narrator: Duke Rowell

Script

 * (NARRATOR) Where can you go for your all your barbecue needs?
 * (SINGERS) 🎵 Hoooold on! Low prices are right this way! 🎵
 * (NARRATOR) Squires has all your barbecue needs for less!
 * (Local insert; e.g. "This week, our fresh, never-frozen, freshly-ground hamburger beef is only $1.49 a pound! Our hot dogs, in your choice of pork or beef, are only $1.39 a pound! Our fresh strips of 100% real Canadian bacon is only $1.29! Our extra large organic eggs are 99 cents a dozen! And all the condiments you can name are on sale!")
 * (SINGERS) 🎵 Hoooold on! Low prices are right this way! 🎵
 * (DAVID C. SQUIRES) Trust Squires, a family-owned company.

May: Low Prices Are Right This Way — Bargain Bonanza

 * Narrator: Duke Rowell

Script

 * (NARRATOR) The trucks are coming!
 * (SINGERS) 🎵 Hoooold on! Low prices are right this way! 🎵
 * (NARRATOR) It's Squires' Bargain Bonanza sale, and everything throughout every department at Squires is being filled up with new merchandise arriving daily!
 * (Local insert; e.g. "All grocery essentials are on sale, including Squires 100% real milk for only 99 cents a gallon. Tools, brand name fashionware and major electronic brands are on sale! And Squires is your toy headquarters, with every major toy brand you can name on sale!")
 * (SINGERS) 🎵 Hoooold on! Low prices are right this way! 🎵
 * (DAVID C. SQUIRES) We are Squires, a family-owned company.