Drake of the 99 Dragons (series)/Quotes

Drake of the 99 Dragons is an American animated television series about a premiere assassin for a Hong Kongese clan.

Demon Box Part I [1.1]

 * Drake: Those who know my name, whisper it in fear. Most people I meet, I only meet once. I am Drake, the assassin. To me, life is all about death, while death is all about life. I am in association with the 99 Dragons clan of Neo Macau, Hong Kong. I came to this country when I was hired to kill 4 of Tang's henchmen. Before my time with the 99 Dragons, I was an assassin in the United States. In my home city, there was crime among our city natives, and their only hope, was an assassin like me. I kill the bad, to give their stolen items back to the good, like Robin Hood with the rich and the poor.

(In a dark alley, a person in dark-grey clothing is seen running with a purse in his hand, he stops after he hears a gun loading sound.)


 * Drake: Going somewhere with that purse?
 * Person: W-Who are you, and what do you mean by 'purse'? I-I don't have one.
 * Drake: He-he. Who am I? I am Drake. The assassin. (shoots person).
 * Drake: (Narrating) Not only was I a skilled assassin, but I was also a skilled master of disguise, covering my tracks and posing as certain types of people who return stuff stolen from other people, like officers, civilians, tourists, you name it.

(Drake is seen in a police officer costume walking up to a house with a stolen purse, he knocks on the door, and a lady opens it.)


 * Lady: Can I help you, officer?
 * Drake: Are you Karina Walsh?
 * Karina: Yes?
 * Drake: We got a report that a purse you own was stolen? (shows purse) Is this it?
 * Karina: Oh. Thank you so much! (takes purse)
 * Drake: Pleasure doing business with you, ma'am. (narrating) Unlike most assassins, I have access to technology that allows me to make convincing fake IDs for the disguises I take, just in case, along with robots that can be disguised as humans, no relation to Tang's, a set of surveillance equipment for hearing phone transmissions and discussions, that way I can cleverly fool people while I return their items. I also carry explosives on me for special occasions, including one I succeeded in some time ago.

(We cut to the inside of a lounge where a man is seen sitting between two girls, and two security guards are standing; a green digital text types in saying, "ELECTRIC MONKEY KING BAR, 42nd FLOOR, ONE WEEK AGO, 11:46 P.M.")


 * Drake: (narrating) This is Tim Chung, leader of the Digital Serpents clan, and master of the ancient Chinese dark arts. He has lived life for 166 years and enjoyed every minute of it. He built an empire on bribes, lies, and bullets. Arcane rituals kept him unchallenged for a good century. He dabbles in everything from street gambling and racketeering to synthetic chipset forgery and prescription medicine piracy. One day, I was sent to kill his physician and himself under the guise of one of his butlers. That day, was his very last alive.
 * Lady #1: Mmm... Please? Tell us!
 * Lady #2: Yes, what's the secret?
 * Tim: So, ladies, you really want to know how I keep my youth? Fortunately, I already planned to enroll you both in my medical program. My physician, Dr. Seos should join us any minute now.

(Drake walks in disguised as a butler holding a silver service plate)


 * Drake: (in English accent) Mr. Chung, you supper is here.
 * Tim: Ah, yes, it's supper-time. (to ladies) Dr. Seos designed the whole procedure. You two will get to meet him up close.
 * Drake: Yes, you will. (Drake smiles menacingly) Courtesy of- (Drake talks in his normal accent and opens service tray, which reveals a disembodied head of Seos with a bomb in his mouth) -the 99 Dragons!
 * Tim: Uuuh!!!! Seos! Security!

(The two security guards head for Drake, where one of the guards is knocked unconscious by him)


 * Drake: Chung! Time has finally caught up with you.

(The second guard heads for Drake, where he pulls out his gun and shoots him)


 * Drake: My shift is over in seven seconds... (activates remote switch that activates a seven-second countdown timer on the bomb) …Which is the exact amount of time you have to live! It's time to say goodbye. (Drake grabs ladies and jumps out a window) Ladies, I hate to drag you out like this...
 * Tim: Noooo!!!

(The bomb goes off and blows up the entire building, where Drake and the ladies are seen jumping out from the explosion)


 * Drake: …But this party is dead! (He walks down the exploding building carrying the two ladies, and then lands on the ground, where he puts down the two women) Speak of this event to anyone, and you will suffer a fate worse than death itself!

(Both ladies fearfully nod their heads and run away. Drake hears police sirens and runs off into an alley, abandoning his butler suit)