Countryballs: The Animated Series/Quotes

Honestly, Guys. You motherfuckers must be high if you don't think the Xbox 360 is the most sexually attractive console of all time. The sleek design and unique color schemes bring out the best in the machine, But beauty is only skin keep. Here's why i furiously masturbate to the 2005 electronic device.

Microsoft is a company we all know and love, And this simple fact has been proven countless times. We have Microsoft devices everywhere we go, No matter what. And at times like this, Sometimes you can't help it but to pleasure yourself to an Xbox 360. Microsoft clearly knew what they were doing when designing it, With the bits and pieces of it all flowing seamlessly together to create something bigger than themselves. Not to mention, How close Microsoft is to the PC market. This makes me feel truly connected to what I love everytime I lock my door and pull up my 6 gigabyte stash of images of the video game console. Not to mention how Microsoft never opposed the likes of modification of their devices officially, Giving me hope that someday someone will make a Fleshlight attatchment for the Xbox 360 so I can finally fuck an Xbox.