Gift of the Night Fury/Transcript

(Theme Song)

(Couch Gag: The couch is missing, which confuses everyone)

(At 4:40 AM in the morning of New York...)

Ruby (NARRATING): ''This is Manhattan. It's located on the state of New York. This is what we call it: New York City. Yeah, I said it on the state. It has glowing lights, there's Times Square and every building is new. There are taxis, greatest buildings and dark alleyways. In Manhattan, there are humans. But we have dinosaurs later on. But then, very later we got...'' Dragons!.

NYC Man: Dragons!? What the heck are you talking about?

NYC Woman: There's no such thing!

Sauropod: Yeah, you stink!

Petrie's Sibling:

Petrie's Sibling 2:

Petrie's Sibling 3:

Mama Flyer: Children! Let's not make fun of Ruby!

Ruby:

Sauropod: Ahh! She's right! Dragons!

(A swarm of dragons appear)

Maiasaura: Battle stations!

Rocky Scout: What are you doin' here? Get inside!

Ruby: [Continues Narrating] ''That is Rocky Scout, employee of Rex's Pizza. When he was a kid, he usselly cooks pizza with his sidekick Garfield Samsung. Oh, there's my friends: Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Ali, Guido, Shorty, Wild Arms, his Yellow Belly children: Loofah, Doofah, and Foobie. The trio teenagers: Hyp, Mutt and Nod, there's Austin and... Chomper! Aw, I always love 'em put out fires.''

(Ruby runs in the battle zone)

NYC Man: What are you doing here?

NYC Woman: Get indoors!

NYC Man #2: You're not supposed to be there!

Ruby: Come on, people! I just want to see--

NYC Man: Night Fury!

Ruby: Night Fury? I'll get it! (She aims the catapult at the dragon and shoots the rope at him) I got him. I GOT HIM!!! We don't need Spider-Man's help, right, people? (a Night Fury stands right behind her) He's standing right behind me, isn't he? (the gang nods yes, and she turns around slowly) Aaaaahhh!!!

(Bron swipes the Night Fury with his tail and all the dragons retreat)

Grandpa Longneck: Children! Are you all OK?

Children: Yeah.

Littlefoot: Wow! Those dragons retreated. I hope they don't return.

Ruby: [Yawns] I need to go inside and get some rest.

Hyp: Hey! Nice taking down that dragon!

Nod: Yeah! Nice!

Guido: Yeah, she did. She did.

(Ruby looks at her 2 Night Fury bite marks on her left arm with a blue glowing on it)

(We cut to a dark living room, where a shadowy figure creeps to Ruby's room. when the lights turn on, the shadow is revealed to be Garfield)

Garfield: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RUBY!!!

Ruby (wakes up and yawns): It's my Star-Day?

Garfield: Yep, 12 years old! Wow, what a great achievement! You're getting SOO mature!

Rocky (yawns and enters Ruby's room): What the heck Garfield, don't you know I'm still tired. and it's only 6:00 am in the morning!

Garfield: Rocky, that's the spirit of birthdays! You wake up early and celebrate the entire day, eat cake and drink beer! (drools) Mmmmmm, beer...

Rocky: Enough! Where's the rest of the gang?

Garfield: Oh, they went with Pterano to get some fine breakfast from the lovely Pancake Shack! Gee, I hope they bring me their world-famous chocolate milkshake.

Ruby: Garfield, it's not about you. It's about me!

Rocky: Yeah, and don't forget, we have a little surprise today at JFK!!!

Ruby: A surprise, I LOVE SURPRISES! I LOVE YOU ROCKY!!! (kisses him in the cheek)

Rocky: (blushes) Golly! [Chuckles]

(We cut to the gang in the minivan eating breakfast in the vehicle)

Garfield: Gee, Rocky didn't tell me that the flight arrived at 8:00 am. Now my beautiful van is going to be very, very dirty!

Rocky: [Clears Throat]: I'm sitting here!

Garfield: Sorry! (CHUCKLES)

Ruby: Why are we at JFK again?

Littlefoot: Just wait and see, you cutie-pie.

(Ruby punches Littlefoot in the face)

Ruby: Listen to me, Littlefoot!! No one, and I mean NO ONE, CALLS ME A CUTIE-PIE!!!

Cera: Oh yeah? Look at the window.

Ruby: Look out the wi (sees her mother and father standing outside the terminal) Mom?! DAD?!

(Chariots of Fire plays as Ruby slowly runs to her parents, shedding some tears in the progess)

Ruby: MOMMY! DADDY! YOU'RE HERE!!! (Hugs her parents)

Ruby's Mother: Happy Star Day, my sweetcake!

Ruby's Father: Wow, 12 years old! Very proud of you!

Ruby: [Sniffles] I... can't believe you came!

(We cut back to Ruby's apartment, where the gang is sitting in the living room)

Ruby: I love my Star Day! And thanks to you guys, my parents are here!

(Garfield gives a cake to Ruby)

Ruby: Cake, and it's my favorite, strawberry!

Chomper:

(A few minutes later, the gang finish eating the cake)

Ruby: That cake sure made my tummy full!

Littlefoot: He, that's what cakes are for!

Ali:

Hyp: Hey! Where's Mutt?

Nod:

(Ruby suddenly feels weak in her stomach)

Ruby: Uh, I think my tummy says I need to go to my bed and rest.

Rocky: Sure, Ruby. Take your time! We'll wait here for you!

(Time Card appears on screen)

Narrator: 10 Minutes Later...

(Cuts to the gang, bored)

Rocky: I didn't mean that long.

Petrie: Me hope Ruby OK...

Ducky: I hope so too, I do, I do! Someone needs to talk to her, how about you Littlefoot?

Littlefoot: What?! ME?! I can't talk to her! Can't do it! I'm gonna ruin it and call her a stupid name and get punched in the face!

Rocky: Just do it! Please...

Littlefoot: (rolls his eyes and groans) OK, OK! I'll talk to her!

(We cut to a weak Ruby in her bed watching TV, we can hear gun ricochets and dramatic music playing on the TV)

Littlefoot: Hey, Ruby, what's going on? You haven't come out of your bed for ten minutes, we're waiting for you to celebrate!

Ruby: Littlefoot, I-I-I think I want to call the party off.

Littlefoot: Wh-- wha-- WHAT?! You can't do that! It's your Star-Day!!

Ruby: I know. I know. But my tummy hurts sooo much, I feel like I'm going to explode. I think that cake was expired.

Littlefoot: That's why Rocky says never eat too much food.

Ruby: Littlefoot, listen! The pain is unlike anything I've felt before!! This is weird. Like I said eariler, the pain isn't--- (feels a sharp pain, and she screams in pain)

Littlefoot: Ruby?! Ruby?! Are you having a seizure!!?

Ruby: No... ARGH! I'M BURNING UP!!! (drops to the floor)

Littlefoot: (looks at the thermometer, which is 73 degress) Oh no, ROCKY! GUYS! EVERYONE!!! RUBY NEEDS HELP!!! SOMEONE HELP!!!!!

(The gang storm in)

Guido: RUBY'S DYING!!

Petrie: [Screams] SOMEONE CALL 9-1-1!!!! CALL 9-1-1!!!!!

Rocky: Hold off the 9-1-1, something's off with Ruby's hand. Get ready to scream! Or run.

(We cut to Pterano, Etta, and a 2004 Sam Raimi Earth-96283 Spider-Man enjoying their time on the roof.)

Spider-Man: Gee, strawberries always tastes awesome on cake. Speaking of which, should I replace my suit? I've worn this for years!

Pterano: It was good. (rubs his stomach) I'm stuffed.

Etta: Of course you're stuffed, Dad.

Spider-Man:

Pterano:

Etta: Father, TBA. TBA.

Pterano:

Spider-Man: My spider-sense is tingling, and it seems to be coming from Ruby! (checks his goosebumps) Code HA - Better have 9-1-1 ready just in case...

Etta: Code HA? What's a Code HA?

Spider-Man: Spider-Codes. It's my way of classifying my spider-sense. And a Code HA is a Heart Attac--- (checks his skin again) Miscommunication, it's actually a Code MP! Someone's transforming!

Etta: Have 9-1-1 ready just in case?

Spider-Man: Uhhh, It's...

Pterano: Don't tell me that that stupid Lizard got a hold of her!

Spider-Man: No, it's a Code MP-NF!

Etta: MPNF?

Spider-Man: Yeah, better go check it out, don't wanna miss all the fun!

Pterano: Let's do this! I finally have something I can write for The Daily Bug--

(The trio hear a scream, slowly turning to a roar)

Spider-Man: I've never heard that sound in my life!

Etta: [Shivering] It’s an evil spirit, Spidey!!!

Pterano: Sounds like something from a horror movie! Is Ruby murdered?

Etta: (slaps Pterano) NO ONE'S DEAD!!!

Spider-Man: We'll wait and see, and you might wanna brace yourself for a surprise attack! (Spider-Man gets up, but ends up falling on his back, hurting it in the progress) Ow, my stupid back! My back!!! Just get me and let's go!

(We cut to Wild Arms with his 3 Yellow Belly children, Loofah, Doofah, and Foobie)

Wild Arms:

Loofah:

Doofah:

Wild Arms:

Loofah:

Foobie: Hmm?

Wild Arms:

Doofah:

Loofah:

(Pterano, Etta, and Spider-Man lands to them)

Spider-Man:

Etta:

Pterano:

Loofah: Guys, she over there. With Mutt. She’s OK. But you won’t believe your very own eyes what happened to her... Oooooooo!

Mutt: [Stammers] Ov-o-ov-o-over t-t-t-t-here!!! (Whispers to Ruby) Are you feeling OK, Ruby?

Ruby: (WEAKLY) Yeah. [Stomach Gurgles]

Mutt: (whispers) Yep, she’s a “You know what”.

(Spider-Man gasps in horror, then passes out)

Etta: What happened Spider? Is she O— K... And there I go... (Etta passes out)

Pterano: What’s going on with yo— oh, mommy! (Passes out)

Ruby: Why did they faint? I'm fine.

Mutt: Uh, they’re gonna be out for a while... (Stops the action and Looks at the audience) In the meanwhile, lets watch some fine ol’ commercials. Which hopefully are good. (Pulls down the curtain)

[Commercial Break]

Act II: She’s a What?!

Rocky: Yep, we got the whole thing on video! You might wanna check this out...

Littlefoot: Rocky, are we allowed to show Ruby’s transformation on FOX?

Rocky: No. But if I need to, I’ll need to heavily edit it, don’t wanna upset the parents and kiddos.

Littlefoot: OK.

Pterano: OH, FOR PETE’S SAKE!!! JUST EDIT THAT VIDEO AND PUT IT ON THE TV!!!

(Time Card appears)

Narrator: 5 Minutes of Editing Later...

(we cut to the gang sitting around the TV about the watch the video of Ruby‘s first metamorphosis)

Rocky: And this is where the story began...

Nod: Excuse me? I may not be a darn good narrator, but can I narrate and tell how this happened?

Peter Parker: (holding a notebook and pencil) Sure thing!

Pterano: Finally, a really good story! I haven’t heard something like this in years! The grown-ups are going to freak out at tomorrow’s hang-out!

(The video plays)

Ruby: (feels a sharp pain) OHHH! It's happening again!

Chomper: I need to take Ruby outside for fresh air. It's getting stuffy.

Hyp:

(Chomper and Ruby went outside)

Chomper:

Ruby:

Chomper:

Ruby:

Chomper: Uh... Ruby? Y-Your hand!

Ruby: What hand? (sees her hand, turning black) Oohh! Aah! This cannot be happening! It's not good! No, no! Aaah!

(Ruby began transforming)

Chomper: Uh-oh!

Peter Parker: Oh my goodness. that moment looks like something out of a werewolf movie! (thinks) And that triggers my Spider Senses like crazy!

Garfield: Not a huge fan of horror movies?

Peter Parker: Nah, But for odd reasons, metamorphosis seems to be a really curious topic.

Pterano: (stops the action and starts breaking the 4th wall) Allow me to explain, my boy and the fellow audience that’s watching this show! (resumes the action)

Chomper: (offscreen) Now she's gaining wings!

Pterano: Well, my dear boy, TBA.

(Time Card appears on screen)

Pterano’s “Metamorphisis” scene to be extended...

(At the Sheep Meadow in Central Park...)

Grandpa Longneck: Good to see you, Mr. and Mrs. Runner.

Ruby's Mother:

Ruby's Father:

Ruby's Mother:

Ruby's Sibling #1:

Ruby's Sibling #2:

Ruby's Sibling #3:

Bron:

Ruby's Mother:

Bron:

Ruby's Father:

Bron:

Ruby's Mother:

Bron:

Ruby's Father:

(Back at the alley...)

Ruby: (continues transforming) Agh!

Chomper TBA. TBA. Come on, Ruby, calm-- (gets slapped in the face by fan tail) Ow!

Ruby:

Peter Parker: (thinks) ''Oh my. Oh dear. WHAT?!''

(Ruby is now a Night Fury, But she’s confused about why everyone is staring at her weirdly)

Ruby: [Panting] Wow! That was strange. Chomper! Something weird happened t- (looks at her hand) Why is my hand black? And why is my tail has a fan? Why am I standing on 4 legs? (looks at her reflection) Aaaaaghhhhh! I'M A DRAGON!!! No, no, no, no, no, NO! [Whimpering]

Chomper: Cool! I’ve always wanted to see a dragon this close! And yet, there’s one standing by me!!!

Ruby:

Chomper:

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Chomper: OK, I’ve had enough singing for this half.

Guido: Oh, my gosh. She's a Night Fury.

Petrie: Guido? Are you crying?

Guido: What? No, you silly! It's just the sun shining at my eyes.

Ducky: Humph, Talk about a perfect excuse...

Big Daddy:

Lizzie:

Skitter:

Rocky (Tinyasuras):

Dusty: OK, TBA.

Rusty:

Ruby:

Mutt:

Lizzie:

Jessie Wilde:

Shorty:

Garfield: What’s this all about— [Gasps] DRAGON!!!!! Aah! ROCKY! GET THAT THING OUTTA MY FACE NOW!!!!

Jessie:

Garfield: GET... HER... OUT!!!!

(Ruby suddenly changes back into an Oviraptor Fast Runner form)

Ruby: Hey! I'm back into a Fast Runner!

Chomper: Great! Ruby has the power to turn into a Night Fury. What that in your hand, Ruby.

Ruby: I have a power that could turn me into a Night Fury with my mind!

Chomper: Your mind that could turn you into a Night Fury?! No way!

Garfield: What even are you talking about?

Ruby: When I want to be a Night Fury, I say "Change me into a Night Fury!" (Changes into a Night Fury dragon form) And if I want to be back into a fast runner, I say "Change me back into a Fast-Runner!" (changes back into an Oviraptor Fast Runner form)

Chomper: Whoa!

Lizzie: Amazing!

Skitter: 10/10!

Littlefoot:

(Back at Rocky's apartment...)

Rocky:

Garfield: What? A dragon spotted in Manhattan? Gah, this is why I don’t trust that stupid FOX News channel.

Ruby: I told you, I was bitten by a Night Fury.

Rusty: But didn’t your parents say a while back that they had a family curse?

Tippy:

Loofah:

Cera:

Mo:

Shorty:

Dinah:

Dana:

Mary Jane Watson:

Guido:

Ducky:

Ruby:

Tricia: Oh. Hmm.

Mary Jane Watson:

Garfield: This is just unbelievabl— (The TV plays)

News Narrator: This is NY Action News. With our local Emmy-award winning host, Patrick Newman!

Carl: Hello, I’m Carl. Patrick is out tonight, so I’m filling in for him. But anyways, we have some breaking news out of Manhattan. What appears to be a dragon has been spotted by a bystander just recently. Many believe it to be a Night Fury. A wicked awesome dragon, speaking of which, it kinda reminds us when we tried to interview a Night Fury back in 2010! Or 1998.

(File Footage to the 1998 interview with a Night Fury)

TBA.

Carl: Ah, good old days.

(Back at Rocky's apartment...)

Chomper: If only I want to ride on it.

Rocky:

Audience Member on TV: How about training her? She doesn't know anything about being a dragon!

Chomper: (stops the action and starts breaking the 4th wall) Say, That sounds like a good idea! Thank you fellow audience member! (resumes the action) I got an idea. I will ride on Night Fury Ruby!

(Back in the alley...)

Ruby:

Chomper:

Ruby: Change me into a Night Fury! (Changes into a Night Fury dragon form)

Chomper: (makes a saddle) There. (the saddle falls off) Arugh!!

Garfield: Hey, you forget the tail buckle! (Garfield tries to fasten the tail buckle, but keeps getting hit by the tailfin) THERE! All done! Stupid tail buckles...

Ruby:

Chomper: Hey, Ruby! I got fishes. In case you're hungry!

Ruby: (gone silent)

Chomper: Uhhhh....

(An imaginary Angel Chomper pops up)

Angel Chomper: I said that giving her something that she doesn't like is a bad idea!

Chomper: Yeah, i know, but...

(An imaginary Devil Chomper pops up)

Devil Chomper: Just give her the fishies, you know the ol' saying, "Don't love it till ya try it!"

Angel Chomper: Shut your mouth, you poor excuse of a creature! (to Chomper) Just cook it, use some breading from the pantry. But don't do it without proper adult supervision!

Chomper: It's OK guys, I'll cook it. Everything is under control, OK?

(both Angel Chomper and Devil Chomper disappears)

(TBA)

Chomper: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oof! I'm alright!

Garfield: You were saying something about cooking?

Ruby: Hmm.

Garfield: Come on Chomper, I have some ideas!

TBA.

(Scene fade to night. It’s midnight, Rocky and Garfield are sleeping, until Garfield turns on the light)

Rocky: [Yawns] What is it, man?

Garfield: Ruby... I’m worried about her!

Rocky: I’m worried too, but she’s havin' fun being a Night Fury! Don’t you understand the fun of family curses?

Garfield: I like “family curses” when it’s positive, not when they’re NEGATIVE!!

Rocky: Garfield, calm down!!!

Garfield: NO! A DINO-TURNED-DRAGON IS A HUGE PROBLEM!!! The government is going want to experiment her! The FBI, The CIA, Yeah! (stops the action and starts breaking the 4th wall) They want her for blood sampling, saliva samples, and worst of all! An—

Rocky: GARFIELD, STOP!!! This is a family show!! (resumes the action) Besides, they’re not going to take her away! I’ve already mailed a letter to the FBI and the CIA. They’re not gonna take her away!

Garfield: I’m not gonna stop! I’m worried sick about Ruby being a dragon!

Rocky: I’ll tell ya something bud, you really need to see Dr. Brooks tomorrow!

Garfield: Yes, I need him like pronto!

Rocky: You will see him tomorrow, now go to sleep, worryman! (Shuts off the lights, we see Garfield’s worried live-action eyes in darkness)

(The next morning, Chomper and Ducky were riding on Night Fury Ruby's back...)

Chomper: All right, Ruby. It's go time!

Ruby: OK.

(Littlefoot begins a stopwatch)

(Ruby begins flying)

Ducky: That is a great view. Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Chomper: OK, turn right and left. Come on, Ruby. C'mon. Yes! It's getting good.

Ruby: [Giggles, Gasps] But Chomper- (Ruby starts to fall due to her wings not properly trained)

(Ruby rams into a building)

Chomper: (to building) Pardon me! (to Ruby) Pull up, Ruby!

(Ruby rams into a domehead)

Domehead: Hey! Watch it, pinhead!

Ruby: Sorry!

Ducky: Who are you calling us a pinhead, domehead?

Spider-Man: Ouch! Yeah, I know she's sorry. Now where were we?

Guido: Y'know, we're flying way too low. WAY too low. How 'bout we go high to the clouds? We can see a whole view of the city.

Ruby: Good thinking! Let's go up high!

Chomper: But are you sure?! You're doing kinda bad at flyin'.

Ruby: Ah, no, I'm not! Im doing good.

(Ruby takes Chomper, Ducky, and Spider-Man to the clouds)

Chomper: Wow! I can see the whole city down here.

Ducky: Wow. We're up highest. Hey, I can see the whole of Manhattan! Yep, yep... (falls off) YAAAHHHOOOWWWEEEP!!!

Chomper: Ducky! Get her!! DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!!!

(Ruby, Pterano, Etta, Petrie and Guido dives down to Ducky)

Ducky: [Whimpering] Whoa! Oh, dear. Oh! Oh, my! Chomper!

Chomper: Ducky! Grab my hand!

(Ducky grabs Chomper's hand and sits down. Ruby spreads her wings and Chomper begins to steer Ruby around the city)

Chomper: WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Ruby: That was cool!

Chomper: That was excellent flying, Ruby.

Ducky: It was!

Littlefoot: (stops the stopwatch) Wow, 1 minute! New record!!! Even Petrie couldn't fly that fast in 1 minute!

Petrie: Hey stupid, what you talking about?

Littlefoot: Nothin'.

(At Times Square...)

Ruby's Father:

Hyp's Father:

Bron:

Mama Swimmer:

Ali's Mother:

Shorty:

Loofah: Guys! Have you seen Dad, Doofah and Foobie?

Grandpa Longneck: No, I've heard he's kinda busy with some "private" business.

Mr. Threehorn:

Mama Flyer:

Ruby's Mother:

(Spider-Man swings to the grown-ups, but then trips on Bron, hit a wall from a building)

Bron: Sorry!

Spider-Man: Talk about hurtin', my back isn't the best, ya know, Bron!

Grandma Longneck:

Spider-Man: Anyways, TBA

Chomper: Mrs, can we have your daughter?

Ali's Mother: Yes, you can!

Pterano:

Spider-Man:

Ruby's Mother:

Bar Keeper: Hey, I ain’t letting no dragons into my bar! Now STAY OUT!!! (Slams door)

Ruby’s Father: Gee, why is everyone so offensive around here?

Ruby’s Mother: Don’t ask me.

(At the alley, Chomper sits and Ruby (now in her Fast Runner Oviraptor form) sleeps)

Chomper: I'm never taking the subway again.

Ruby: It pays to ride, but flyin' is free!

Ali:

Ruby: [Yawns] Hi, Ali.

Ali:

Chomper:

Ali:

Chomper: TBA. TBA? TBA.

Ali:

Ruby:

Ali: Well, I'd should be going. (walks away)

(At the Yorkhouse Therapeutic Center...)

Garfield: Give it me straight, Dr. Brooks, am I seeing things or is Ruby actually a dragon?

Dr. Brooks: I can’t confirm she’s a dragon, but hey, what the heck. I’ve been sued by every one of my patients! (Pulls out a huge folder) Yeah, take a look at the size of this thing.

(Ruby, now in her Night Fury form, flies behind Ali and grabs her)

Ali: Aaaaaghhhhhh!

Chomper: Uhhhh--- Surprise?

Ali: Ruby's a Night Fury?!?!!

Ruby: Yes. I was bitten by one. Kinda of a long story!

Ali:

Chomper:

Ali: Ah! Ahh! This is so high!

Chomper: Ruby? Hey, Ruby?

Ruby: (look at Chomper) What, Chomper?

Chomper: RUBY, FOR GOODNESS'S SAKE, LOOK OUT!!!

Ali: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

Ruby: Oh! (flies right)

(Everyone screams as they nearly collide with the One World Trade Center)

Chomper: Phew! And that’s what we call an evasive maneuver!

(Night Fury Ruby retracts the wings)

Chomper: Uh-oh.

Ali: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

Chomper: Must Engage Wings--- (slaps Ruby on the head)

(Night Fury Ruby opens her wings and throws Ali on her back)

Ali: Wow! That a quite a killer view.

Ruby:

Chomper: See?

Ali: [Sighs Dreamly]

(Night Fury Ruby flies above Manhattan with Ali and Chomper)

Chomper:

Ali: Ahh. If only Littlefoot was here. We'd have such a romantic moment together, just the two of us!

(At the Town Hall, the gang sitting in chairs looks at a window, where Ruby (back to her Ovieraptor Fast Runner form), her parents, Rocky and Garfield are talking to Sheriff Mike)

Sheriff Mike: My friends. Oh my friends! Oh no! What crazy shenanigan have you gotten into this time?

Rocky: Why are you asking is it because of dragons! THEY’RE NOT WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!

Garfield: Yeah, sheriff. KISS-MY-BUTT, THEY’RE NICE!!!

Mike: Don’t you talk to me like that you fat beer drinker! Or it’s gonna be the whole day in jail for ya!

Garfield: Sorry...

Ruby’s Father: Listen Mike, my family has been cursed with this special power for over 30 years! Why treat do you us like wild animals, where in reality, we’re quite smart and helpful!

Mike (SIGHS): Listen, I’m not gonna argue and listen to your fantasy storybook nonsense! That business belongs to Dr. Brooks, who will be here...

Dr. Brooks: What do you want? I’ve got a client I need to s— Garfield?! This is serious, may you please leave the room so we can discuss this in private?

Mike: Your wish is my command doctor. (Leaves the room and watches out the window)

Littlefoot: Do we still have to remain silent, Mike?

Mike: Listen, pals. You’re my friends. I’d love to, but I have to follow protocol. Suspects connected to a police-related incident must remain silent until told to do so!

Littlefoot: TBA. Right, Loofah? Loofah? Great. He's disappeared.

Shorty:

(Behind the window, Dr. Brooks is talking with Rocky and Garfield)

(At Foley Square...)

Ruby:

Shorty:

Ruby:

Chomper:

Ruby's Sibling #1:

Mama Swimmer:

Mama Flyer:

Mama Swimmer:

Tria:

Hadrosaur:

Mr. Threehorn:

Ruby: Ohhh! OH!

Chomper: Uhh... I think we need to get ya inside. C'mon, you must be sky-sick.

(Chomper and Shorty brings Ruby to Thurgood Marshall Courthouse)

Littlefoot: Doofah! Loofah? Foobie? Wild Arms? Mutt? Austin? Where are they?

Spider-Man: I dunno know, haven't seen them at all today!

Pterano:

Littlefoot: Guys. My friends kept disappering. Where are they?

Pterano:

Etta:

Spider-Man:

(In Thurgood Marshall Courthouse...)

Chomper:What do we do? I know we'll get blamed!

Shorty: Stay here, We'll be right back.

(Shorty and Chomper runs outside. Ruby begins to transform into her Night Fury form)

(Back outside...)

Chomper:

Shorty:

Littlefoot: Chomper. Shorty! Where's Doofah, Loofah, Wild Arms, Mutt and Austin?

Shorty: No I didn't see 'em.

Littlefoot: They've disappeared.

Bron:

Littlefoot:

(Back inside Thurgood Marshall Courthouse, a man walks and stops to see Night Fury Ruby, snarling.)

(Outside, alot of police cars surrounded Thurgood Marshall Courthouse.)

Randy: OK, we got this building COMPLETELY surrounded! Bill, check inside the Courthouse.

Officer: All right.

Mike:

Randy:

Mike:

Officer: (runs outside) D-D-D-D-Dragon!!! (nervously holds a gun and tries to spot the dragon)

Mike: Bill, what are you aiming for gun for?

Officer: I-I-I-I-I-saw a dragon!!

Mike: Cut that nonsense out, and hold your fire!!!

Mr. Threehorn: Hey! This isn't a cop show! You know that?!

Mayor: What in Manhattan's name is going on in here?!

Hyp: What's going on here?

Chomper:

Nod:

Tippy:

Spike:

Mike:

Randy:

Mayor:

(Night Fury Ruby breaks down the door and begins to rampages on the streets)

Chomper: RUBY??!

Cera: Run for your lives!

Corythosaurus: You heard the young one, SCREAM AND RUN!!!

Littlefoot: Oh. Whoa! Oof! Aaaaaaaah!

(At the far side of Manhattan, Spider-Man's spider-sense goes off and he turns around)

(Back at Foley Square, Night Fury Ruby continues to rampages on the streets while Chomper tries to speak to her)

Chomper: Ruby! Ruby! Stop! You'll hurt other people! PLEASE!!!

Ducky: (thinks) ''What's all the screaming? [Gasps] It's Ruby! It is! It is!''

Hyp: Chomper!

Chomper: Don't worry! I got it under control!

(Night Fury Ruby sees a car coming toward her and the car screeches to a stop. Night Fury Ruby runs out of the way while the car rams into another car.)

(At the far side of Manhattan, Spider-Man swings while Pterano, Etta, Petrie and Guido flies towards Foley Square)

(Back at Foley Square, road vehicles were screeching to a stop, ramming into other cars)

Chomper: Ruby! Ruby! You're not listening!!! Ruby!

Cera: [Sighs] Who am I kidding? I'm not scared of a dragon.

Littlefoot: Wha! Dah!!

Chomper: You're only making her worse!

Spider-Man: Need some help?

(The NYC people cheered at Spider-Man)

Pterano: Come on, Littlefoot!

Guido: Ruby STOP!!!

Spider-Man: Oh no.

(Night Fury Ruby fires a purple fireball at the building and turns back into her Oviraptor Fast Runner form)

Chomper: Ruby?

Ruby:

Ruby's Mother:

Ruby's Father:

(Ruby's parents were in Night Fury forms)

Ruby: You got bitten too?

Guido:

Ruby's Father: No, you see. Our powers, are from a curse we've had for over 30 years!

Ruby's Mother:

Littlefoot: Woah, nice story!

Nod:

(Ruby's Mother and Father flies away)

Chomper: Whoa, that was wonderful!

Lizzie:

Skitter:

(Suddenly, Ruby and the gang are surrounded at gunpoint by police)

Littlefoot: [Chuckles] Is there a problem officers?

Petrie: Me innocent!

Ruby: Shut up!

Petrie: Sorry!

(Victor Veloci walk to the gang with Sandman (2007), Venom (2007) and Hobgoblin)

Victor Veloci: Well, what do we have here?

Littlefoot: You again?

Sandman: Heyo, shortneck!

Ali: Sandman again?

Venom: Guess who's back?

Guido: OK, who's that guy?

Hobgoblin: Trick or treat, smell my feet, time to kick you all the way to next week! [Chuckles]

Victor Veloci:

Ruby: I am NOT a Night Fury!

Victor Veloci: Say that all you want, my dear little imbecile!

Ruby: You're-- You're Victor Veloci, the C.E.O of RaptorDyne Systems...

Rocky: And you're that man who's trying to bring back the age of the dinosaurs via global warming!

Victor Veloci: What? How do you know?

Rocky: I just know! Probably worth a little Google!

Victor Veloci: Are you saying I’m stupid?

Ruby: Uh... What were you saying?

Victor Veloci: Do I look stupid to you? Batter! Bring me duct tape!

Dr. Batter: Duct tape?! I’ll show him duct tape! That guy! (puts duct on the NYC Man and rips it off of him) What a stupid man he is! Now where was I?

Victor Veloci:

Venom:

Sandman:

(Ruby, Spider-Man Pterano and Etta were nowhere to be seen)

Victor Veloci: You're all coming with me!

Littlefoot: Never!

(Victor Veloci kidnaps Littlefoot and the gang while Ruby, Spider-Man Pterano and Etta watched)

Ruby: No! No, no, no, no, no! Littlefoot! Guys!

Pterano: Oh, no! A damsel in distress! (in a heroic accent) I shall save you my dear scaleface!!! (Pterano tries to grab the gang, but Sandman uses his "sand hammer" to hammer Pterano back into the alley) I'm OK!

Sandman: And what do ya think we shall do with them?

Victor Veloci: I know somewhere, somewhere where they can say their prayers all they want... The laboratory!!! No, no. Near Times Square! At 7th St. Let's go!

Etta: Are you OK!?

Pterano: [Groans] Yes. Can someone get me a water?

Spider-Man:

Ruby:

(Ruby looks to a dumpster with a Daily Bugle newspaper. She grabs it out and it reads "Black Dragon Rampage City!" and she throws it away)

Ruby: I have to live with a stupid family curse. I ruin everything!

Pterano: Hey there, calm down!

Etta: What's all the ruckus?

Ruby: [Voice Breaking]

Spider-Man: Hey. Are you OK?

Ruby: NO! MY LIFE IS RUINED! (runs away, crying)

Spider-Man: (Stops the action and starts breaking the 4th wall) Lemme guess, it's gonna cut to commercials while it's the most sad moment in the episode isn't it?

(Commercial Break)

Act 3

(In Rocky's apartment, Ruby lays on the bed, crying)

Rocky: Ruby, are you OK?

Ruby: No, I'm a fool!

Garfield: Hey, no one is a fool in my apartment!

(Ruby looks at the TV News on TV)

Anchorman Patrick Newman: Breaking news. New York TBA. TBA. TBA.

(We see police Officers placing barriers on 7th St. and W 52nd St near Time Square and 4 helicopters were there)

Reporter: Just 16 minutes ago, police came across this sight: gang of dinosaurs held dangling by a giant net on a giant web between 2 buildings.

Anchorman Patrick Newman: News reports say that U.S soilders tries to stop them and save the little dinosaurs. But they've been thwarted by Sandman... with Venom, and Hobgobiln, and there were compounding with 3 Baryonyx, 6 Utahraptor and a T-Rex. We're gonna take you live.

Reporter: TBA! TBA! TBA!

(Camera moves to the black web lettering that said "Save them if you can, Spider-Man!")

Reporter: Luckily, Spider-Man is going to a confrontation. And that raises a serious question, where could he be?

(Rocky turns off the TV. Ruby walks sadly to the living room, sadly)

Spider-Man: Ruby! I need help. I can't take them down myself.

Ruby: No. [Sobs] I don't need help. I'll hurt alot of humans.

Spider-Man: [Sighs] Guess I'll have to do this with Pterano and Etta then. (swings away)

Ruby: [Sobbing]

Lizzie: What's wrong, Ruby?

Ruby: I'm a beast, my family is cursed, and I'm just a criminal!

Lizzie: No you're not!

Skitter: You have superpowers, powers that no one has! You're "The Special One"!

Big Daddy: You can't just quit because you have a power! you gotta learn to control it!

Dina:

Dinah:

Rocky: Come on Ruby, your powers are special! Every superhero I've heard of has gone through something like this! It happened to the Hulk, it happened to Beast Boy, it's happened to you! You're the next page of the book! This is your time to shine! Show the world what you're made of! Unleash your special powers! Do it for the better of this city!

Ruby: [Sniffles] Thanks! I love you all! And now... We have some friends to save! So what are we waiting for?

(We cut to 7th St where Littlefoot and his friends were in a net on a giant web between 2 buildings)

Chomper: [Sighs] This is all my fault. If I haven't TBA, TBA.

Shorty:

Littlefoot:

Ali:

Littlefoot:

Mutt:

Hyp:

Nod:

Austin:

Guido:

Ducky:

Petrie:

Cera:

Loofah:

Wild Arms:

Doofah:

Foobie: [Squeaks Sadly]

Wild Arms:

Doofah:

Spike: Look!

Littlefoot: There's the grown-ups! Dad!

Cera: Daddy!

Gang: We're down here!

Grandpa Longneck: Littlefoot!

Mama Swimmer: Oh! Ducky!

Hyp's Father:

Hyp: Dad!

Ducky: Mama!

Mama Swimmer:

Tria: Hey, everyone! Behind you!

(The NYC People and Valleydwellers turns around to see Spider-Man swinging above them while Pterano and Etta flies with him)

Spider-Man: Hey, everyone!

Pterano: (land on the edge on the building to the crowd with Etta) No worries! Spider-Man is here!

(The NYC People and Valleydwellers cheer)

Reporter: Just when we we're losing hope, he came to save the day!

(Spider-Man swing up toward the net)

Littlefoot: Spider-Man! Thank goodness!

Spider-Man: Let's get you guys out of here.

(Then Hobgoblin tackles Spider-Man, throwing him into a building, damaging his suit on his left and right arms and legs and 4 rips on his main body)

Hobgoblin: Hey, Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: Didn't your parents teach you manners?

Venom: I've never even had parents!

(Spider-Man and Venom started fighting while free falling. Venom sends Spider-Man to the street.)

Venom: Happy landings!

(Mama Flyer swoops in and catches Spider-Man and places him to the ground)

Spider-Man: Thanks.

Mama Flyer: Anytime. (gives the peace sign)

Spider-Man: (to the Gang) HOLD ON, YOU GUYS!

(the ground begins to rumble)

All: Whoa!

Sauropod: Earthshake!

Bron: No! It's--

(Giant Sandman rose from the street. The rumbling stops)

Bron: SANDMAN!!!

Helicopter News Reporter: Yes, it's not the Mr. Sandman from your dreams! It's Sandman MONSTER!

Spider-Man: Not on my watch! (punches the 2 fast-biters and shoots a web at one Baryonyx and swings up to the Gang only to be tackled by Venom sending him to a lower rooftop) At least it's not my back. (looks at Sandman)

Sandman: Raahh!!

(Spider-Man gets pinned by Hobgoblin and Venom)

Littlefoot: No, no!

Ducky: [Gasps] Oh, no.

(Sandman begin to beat Spider-Man with his first punch)

Littlefoot: NO!

(Spider-Man, his mask damaged with 2 tears on his eye and lower mask, takes the 2nd hit)

Reporter: It's hard to see this. The beating. I don't know if he can take the hits.

Anchorman Patrick Newman: This could be a sad day. This will be the end of Spider-Man.

(Spider-Man takes the 3rd punch and 2 fast-biters surrounded him and just as Sandman could take the final hit, a fireball hits Sandman)

NYC Man: Wow!

Domehead Kid: Cool!

Hyp's Father: Whoa! I'm going out there and--

NYC Man: Night Fury!

(Night Fury Ruby flies in with the Tinysauruses on her back and attacks the 2 fast-biters and then heads back to Spider-Man)

Spider-Man: You came.

(Ruby cuts Venom's webs to free Spider-Man)

Ruby: Looks like just in the nick of time. Eh, Spider-Man?

Spider-Man: A lot of minutes ago wouldn't have been so bad either.

Ruby: What're you gonna do?

Gang: HEEELLP!!! SPIDER-MAN! SAVE US!

Spider-Man: They may need our help here.

Ruby: We're a little busy here now.

Hyp's Father: Let's do this! (punches one sharptooth)

(Spider-Man grabs Night Fury Ruby's leg and kick swipes one fast biter and Pterano and Etta joins them and Pterano takes down 1 Baryonyx)

(At the crowd...)

Rocky:

Garfield:

Jessie:

Tippy:

Melanie Griffin:

Randy:

Mike:

Melanie:

Rocky:

Tippy:

Mama Swimmer:

(Back at the battle site, Night Fury Ruby dodges Sandman and Venom's attacks. Sandman throws a car and Spider-Man dodges the car)

Rocky (Tinysauruses): Ha! You missed him!

Etta: (dodging Hobgoblin's bombs) Save the children! I'll distract the ememies!

Pterano: Let's rescue the kids!

Spider-Man: Shall we?

(Pterano, Etta and Ruby flies to the Gang)

Spider-Man: Can you go any faster more!?

Big Daddy: Hold on!

Pterano: Tightly!

(Pterano, Etta and Ruby flies faster)

Ruby: Now, Pterano!

Pterano: Got 'em!

(Ptreano catches the net with his beak, the crowd cheered, and Ptreano brought the net down to the grown-ups)

Grandpa Longneck: Littlefoot!

Littlefoot: Grandpa! Grandma! Dad!

Hyp: Dad! (hugs his father)

Hyp's Father: Hyp! (hugs Hyp back) Son!

Bron: Thanks, Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: Any time.

Etta: Hey, guys! Am I interrupting?!

(The Red Death appears from nowhere)

Littlefoot: No way!

Guido: That is one big dragon!

Big Daddy:

Chomper: (hops on Night Fury Ruby's back) You ready for this?

Ruby: Ready.

Mutt: I'm gonna take on the Red Death! Bron! Give me a boost!

Hyp: I'm gonna take on these sharpteeth! I'll take the hungry one!

Spider-Man: Let's do this!

(Pterano, Etta, Petrie, Guido, and Spider-Man glides around Sandman, but Sandman swipes them)

Guido: Whoooooooaaaa!!!

Etta: We're OK! (sees 3 fast-biters) Or not. (flies away)

Hyp: (punching the Baryonyx's stomach) What's wrong? Got tummy problems?

(The Baryonyx roars in pain)

Spider-Man: Hyp! You're awesome!

Chomper: (rides on Night Fury Ruby's back) There's gotta be a weak spot here on that huge dragon.

Ruby:

TBA.