Carwardine Parks/2002 Cruise Line Crew Member Training Video

Details

 * Narrator: Jimmy Barrera

Script

 * Text says "Carwardine Parks of Virginia, Inc. and The Mills Corporation present, a Carwardine Cruise Line Crew Member Training Video.
 * Welcome to the Carwardine Cruise Line Crew Member Training Video, we're here to teach you the ins and outs of life on sea.
 * Despite the rumors circulating, we do not have a bias of hiring people of Filipino descent, we are an equal opportunity employer, always have, always been.
 * Unlike our properties on land, you must operate on a contract, meaning your time taken off is more limited than say, working as a ride op at Carwardine Colony.
 * Eito Carwardine in a ride op suit on Monstar's ride op panel winks to the camera
 * Now, the tape will go to static for around a minute so the person who is training you gives you the map of the ship.
 * Tape goes to static for 58.75 seconds
 * You see those white boxes with black outlines outside the rooms on the map? Those indicate the room is a balcony.
 * The staff rooms are quite boring at first, but once you get into it, it's quite a work of art.
 * Some of our older ships utilize bunk beds to limit space, but all of our newer ships have all the room for personal beds.
 * And now, here's the fun part. Controlling the muster drill...
 * Shows video of Amaya Carwardine pouring mustard on a hot dog
 * No, NOT mustard drill.
 * A muster drill is the most important part of any cruise, it's that time that all the guests hate until they realize it's for their safety.
 * Shows a brief comedic clip of a sock puppet controlled and voiced by Jimmy Barrera getting eaten by a shark toy under the hand and voiced by Eito Carwardine
 * Every one of our muster drills are at 6 PM local time, so make sure to be alert, make sure all the guests are at our designated muster stations and wearing their complimentary life jacket.

Background Music

 * Dave Grusin - River Song (beginning)
 * Spyro Gyra - Bright Lights (minute intermission)
 * Dave Grusin - New Hampshire Hornpipe (map/staff rooms)
 * David Foster - Winter Games (muster drill, part 1)
 * APM Music - Drama Shock A (sockpuppet segment)
 * David Foster - Winter Games (muster drill, part 2)