Simpsons Theatre

Simpsons Theatre was an attraction at several Carwardine parks. They operated from 1990-2007.

Locations
Each location has a different pre-show.

Carwardine Colony
Opened May 25, 1990.

The pre-show involved George Washington (voiced by Hank Azaria), Abraham Lincoln (voiced by Harry Shearer) and Chris Carwardine (voiced by himself), arguing who is better than Jebidah Springfield.

This location took up the former location of the Carwardine Colony Preview center that has been abandoned for 10 years.

The attraction had barely any modifications throughout the years, but some were made, in the late 1990s, the original Butterfinger ads were removed from the queue line and replaced with newer ones, before being completely removed in 2002. In 2001, a new sign was added outside the attraction, with "The Simpsons" text being of the merchandise logo rather than the logo on the title card.

Carwardine's Great America
Opened June 1, 1990.

The pre-show is the same as Carwardine Colony, but Chris Carwardine has been replaced with Mayor Quimby.

This location has 3 small theatres versus the one big theatre at Carwardine Colony due to high demand for the show.

The location got a few modifications over the years, for example, in 2002, the new sign that was installed the previous year at Carwardine Colony was added.

Billings' Wild Kingdom
Opened June 2, 1990.

The pre-show involves The Simpsons seeing an old abandoned theatre on an RV journey and playing old videotapes (the episodes).

The location has 2 small theatres.

Chippewa Lake Park
Opened June 5, 1990.

The pre-show is the same as Billings' Wild Kingdom.

The location has 2 medium sized theatres.

Goodtimes Amusement Park
Opened June 12, 1990.

The pre-show involves The Simpsons going to Texas, only to find Goodtimes Amusement Park hosting their videotapes.

The location has 3 medium sized theatres.

Rose Park
Opened June 22, 1990.

The pre-show involves The Simpsons going to Rose Park for a vacation and being shocked that they are playing their old videotapes.

The location has 1 medium sized theatre.

Rose Island
Opened July 4, 1990.

The pre-show involves The Simpsons going to a film festival to host their videotapes.

The location has 1 large sized theatre.

Carwardine Corners
Opened July 11, 1990.

The location has 2 large sized theatres.

Camp Carwardine
Opened July 21, 1990.

The location has 3 large sized theatres.

Carwardine's Adventure Acres
NOTE: Located outside the park and is free of charge for both theme park/hotel guests.

Opened July 31, 1990.

The location has 2 medium sized theatres.

Canada's Adventure Acres
Opened May 22, 1991.

The location has 1 large sized theatre and 1 medium sized theatre.

Marquette Woods Park
Opened May 20, 1992.

The location has 2 medium sized theatres.

Centerpoint Park
Opened May 15, 1993.

The location has 2 large sized theatres.

Dylan Park
Opened May 17, 1993.

The location has 1 medium sized theatre and 1 small sized theatre.

Entertainment Park Down Under
Opened December 12, 1993.

The location has 1 medium sized theatre.

Carwardine C-Zone
Opened May 12, 1994.

The location has 1 small sized theatre.

Warning
This warns people that this 2 hour presentation is maybe not appropriate for younger visitors.

Episode
An episode of the show is shown, mostly random, except on Halloween when it will always be a Treehouse of Horror, Christmas when it will always be a Christmas special and for a week after Phil Hartman's death, which only showed episodes with his voice roles.

Bloopers
An 8 minute "blooper reel" of the episode are shown, if a blooper reel doesn't exist for the episode, an intro blooper reel plays.

Episode
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Bloopers
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The Simpsons Hour Classics
A 1 hour presentation showing most of the Tracey Ullman Shorts.