The Eruowoodian Asparagus

The Eruowoodian Asparagus is a satire news website with it's headquarters in Nevada, Albion.

2001

 * Sonic and Tails Going to Appear in Super Smash Bros. 2 (February 22nd, 2001)

2002

 * SpongeBob Has Been Confirmed Gay by Nickelodeon (May 1st, 2002)

2005

 * Super Mario Sunshine 2 to Contain Pickpocketing Piantas (May 5th, 2005)

2012

 * Splash Mountain to be updated to include Controversial characters (December 12th, 2012)

2020

 * Sherriff Woody Gets Thrown Away for being a "Racist Toy" In Toy Story 5 (June 1st, 2020)

2021

 * The Eruowoodian Asparagus Celebrates It's 20th Anniversary by eating 20 Asparaguses (February 22nd, 2021)