The Largest Ever Pet Shop/Trailer transcripts

The following is a collection of trailer transcripts for the upcoming 2022 animated fantasy adventure horror dramedy film, The Personification of All That is Biskit.

Teaser trailer (Super Bowl LVI)
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(We fade to a leaf-covered path on a cold winter's afternoon. As we slowly pan along, the sound of footsteps and leaves cracking becomes prominent. As we see a pair of dark red hooves come into the frame, we smash cut to the darkened bedroom of Fisher Biskit. From a distance, we see his twin daughters, Brittany and Whittany, standing next to him on his deathbed.)

Fisher Biskit: (weak) My daughters...

(We cut to the LPS day camp, where we see Russell Ferguson, Sunil Nevla and Vinnie Terrio huddled up at the corner, sleep-deprived and fearing for their lives. What follows is a shot of the interior of the hydrant hangout, focusing on a guilt-ridden Pepper Clark, laying on her back, staring blankly at the camera as it slowly rotates.)

Fisher: (v.o.) Since the first day Littlest Pet Street opened to the public...

(We see brief flashes of the fantasy sequence from A Death in the Pet Shop, particularly shots of Penny Ling suffocating on a near-lethal mixture of Pepper's fumes, her subsequent falling to the floor in pain as she begins to suffer a heart attack, and Pepper cradling her lifeless body as she bursts into tears. Accompanying this rapidly-paced sequence is a loud, shrill screech, coupled with Pepper crying over the death of Penny Ling.)

Pepper Clark: (echoes in the background) No! Penny Ling!

(We cut back to the hydrant, where a wide-eyed Pepper turns her head to face the other side. Following immediately afterwards is a shot of Sugar Sprinkles comforting a sleeping Buttercream Sundae.)

Fisher: (v.o.) ...I knew my time in the business would be coming to an end.

(We cut to a hand (presumably that of Roger's) pushing a door open, revealing Blythe Baxter in a disheveled state, hooked up to life support machinery. As we switch to a close-up shot of Blythe slumped over in her bed, we see her flicker her reddened eyes open, letting out a feeble groan.)

Fisher: (v.o.) I would like to offer my sincerest apologies to you both... for not being there for you.

(We cut to a back view of a masked assailant entering Downtown City Park. As we pan down, we see him brandishing a freshly-sharpened machete in his arms. We then cut to Shivers storing an armful of acorns in his tree in preparation for winter before he turns to face his surroundings, his eyes swimming with dread.)

Fisher: (v.o.) And I intend to make it up to you the only way I can.

(We cut back to Fisher's bedroom: a close-up shot of Fisher on his deathbed, with the twins standing at the left, details his sickly demeanour. His skin is a ghostly pale colour, his hair is almost completely gone, and he has lost a considerable amount of weight — hence his somewhat skeletal appearance.)

Fisher: I'm handing the reins of Largest Ever Pet Shop over to you and your mother.

(We cut to a shot of the twins reacting to their inheritance with mild astonishment, followed by a visibly concerned Eliza Biskit standing in the hallway, holding Poppy Pawsley in her arms, listening on with morbid curiosity.)

BASED ON THE THRILLING TWO-PART ORIGINAL STORY PUBLISHED ON FANFICTION.NET

(We fade to a long shot of a dark, murky river, accompanied by the deep ambience of an underwater landscape. As we pause in the middle, we see a silhouette of a familiar character swimming towards up, intercut with brief glimpses of an old vintage cabin sitting in what appears to be a cavern, snow falling on the soil of the national forest, and a subjective camera travelling through the mist, revealing the shadow of an Equestrian Pegasus.)

Distorted Voice: Life is a fickle mistress. You never know what you'll get and when you'll get it. And when you do...

AND THE DISCOVERY FAMILY ANIMATED SERIES LITTLEST PET SHOP

(The scene changes to a shot of Spitfire emerging from a cave as she prepares to greet an apparent group of visitors. The camera pans along to reveal Shadow Blazer, Spitfire's wife, having lead Blythe's friends — Youngmee Song, Sue Patterson and Jasper Jones — to a safe haven of sorts.)

Distorted Voice: ...it hits you hard.

(We cut to a black screen, showing the formation of the film's title as it merges through the blackness, one word at a time.)

Zoe Trent: (v.o.) Pepper, I promise we'll help you get through this.

Minka Mark: (v.o.) We can grieve together.

(We cut to the interior of the aforementioned cabin. In an over-the-shoulder shot, we see a hand reaching out for a videotape stacked atop a pile of tapes, sitting next to which is a combo television unit. As the soft sound of creaking floorboards grows prominent, we cut to another black screen displaying the film's release date.)

EXPERIENCE THE FINAL CHAPTER NOVEMBER 10

(Below the release date is #LPS10Years, the label "THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED", and a copyright notice with the Columbia Pictures, Sony Pictures Animation and Allspark Pictures print logos underneath.)

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"Witness the End of a Generation" Trailer Teaser
(We open at the LPS day camp: a close-up shot of the hydrant hangout's interior depicts Pepper Clark, laying on her back and staring blankly upwards as Minka Mark pokes her head inside.)

Minka Mark: (calls out to Zoe Trent in a hushed tone) Hey, Zoe! She's in here!

THIS NOVEMBER

(We cut to a shot of the twin daughters of Fisher Biskit, Brittany and Whittany, holding their pet chinchillas, Cashmere and Velvet, in their respective arms. They are following the masked assailant from the previous trailer as they walk towards the front door of Blythe Baxter's apartment.)

WITNESS

(We cut to a below-surface shot of a dark, murky landscape. Taking the plunge is one of Blythe's friends, Youngmee Song, equipped with diving gear — consisting principally of a one-piece swimsuit, a lensless swimming mask and a pair of swimfins. She has her fingers pressed against the nose bridge of her mask as a large cloud of foam explodes around her, bubbles drizzling past her face.)

THE END

(We cut back to the LPS day camp: a seemingly apologetic Pepper slowly advances towards a terrified Russell Ferguson, who immediately curls up into a ball.)

OF A GENERATION

(We cut to the outskirts of the national forest. Emerging through the mist is a cloaked reddish-brown mare, who is known in the original story as Wilted Rose, Shadow Blazer's sister.)

Wilted Rose: (notices something in the distance) They're coming.

EXCLUSIVE TRAILER DEBUT TOMORROW

(Below the text is #LPS10Years, the label "THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED", the text "DISTRIBUTED THROUGH SONY PICTURES RELEASING", and a copyright notice with the Columbia Pictures, Sony Pictures Animation, Tencent Pictures and Allspark Pictures print logos underneath.)

Official trailer 1 (Witness the End of a Generation)
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(We open on a monochrome recap of A Death in the Pet Shop, fading in and out of each scene. It plays out in the following order: Penny Ling suffocating on a near-lethal mixture of Pepper Clark's fumes, and her subsequent falling to the floor in agony; Pepper cradling her lifeless body and bursting into tears; Blythe Baxter and a select number of pets at the vet's office, surrounding the dying panda as she takes her last breath; Russell Ferguson approaching her resting place at Downtown City Park, laying a bunch of flowers on the soil; and finally, Pepper laying on her front, staring blankly at Penny Ling's gravestone.)

Penny Ling: (echoes in the background) I love you all. Always have, always will.

Pepper Clark: (v.o.) Penny Ling and I really had it going. And just as we were about to hit it off... (beat) I blew it.

(We fade to the LPS day camp: inside the hydrant hangout, Pepper is laying on her back, staring blankly upwards in a guild-ridden mood.)

Pepper: (v.o.) These past six months haven't been very kind to me.

(We cut to a shot of Russell, along with Sunil Nevla and Vinnie Terrio, huddled up at the corner. All of them are shivering and fearing for their lives, and they look as though they haven't slept in days.)

Pepper: (v.o.) They boys haven't approached me since the funeral. They won't even look at me, let alone talk to me. Things haven’t been the same since Penny Ling died.

(We cut back to the interior of the hydrant hangout: Sugar Sprinkles is comforting a sleeping Buttercream Sundae on the other side, while Pepper stares at them solemnly. In the background, Minka Mark pokes her head inside and calls out to Zoe Trent.)

Pepper: (v.o.) Maybe Littlest Pet Shop would be better off if I died too.

Minka Mark: (in a hushed tone) Zoe! She's in here!

BASED ON THE THRILLING TWO-PART ORIGINAL STORY PUBLISHED ON FANFICTION.NET

(We fade to the darkened bedroom of a Fisher Biskit. From a distance, we see his twin daughters, Brittany and Whittany, standing next to him on his deathbed. Standing in the hallway is a visibly concerned Eliza Biskit, holding Poppy Pawsley in her arms, listening on at Fisher's dying words with morbid curiosity.)

Fisher Biskit: (weak) My daughters...

(We cut to the outskirts of the national forest, where we see a dark, shadowy figure resembling a mare slowly advancing towards the camera.)

Fisher: (v.o.) I would like to offer my sincerest apologies for my odious neglect.

(We cut to the Song residence at the apartment complex atop the Sweet Delights establishment. From a high angle shot, we see Youngmee Song laying on top of her bed, holding Nutmeg Dash in her hands as she stares up at the ceiling.)

Fisher: (v.o.) And to make it up to you both...

(We cut back to Fisher's bedroom: a close-up shot of Fisher on his deathbed details his sickly demeanour. His skin is a ghostly pale colour, almost all of his hair is gone, and he has lost a considerable amount of weight — hence his somewhat skeletal appearance.)

Fisher: I'm handing the reins of Largest Ever Pet Shop over to you and your mother.

(We cut to a split-screen shot of the twins and Eliza reacting to their inheritance with mild astonishment, further illustrated by their simultaneous gasps.)

AND THE DISCOVERY FAMILY ANIMATED SERIES LITTLEST PET SHOP

(We fade to an over-the-shoulder shot of a masked assailant entering Downtown City Park, approaching what appears to be the tree home of Shivers. As the camera pans down, we see him brandishing a freshly-sharpened machete in his arms. We cut to a close-up shot of Shivers, who appears to be preparing for winter hibernation as he is seen storing an armful of acorns into his tree.)

Zoe Trent: (v.o.) There's been a murder at Downtown City Park.

(As Shivers turns to spot the assailant as he advances towards the timid squirrel, the scene changes to Pepper inside the hydrant hangout at the LPS day camp, facing Zoe and Minka — both of whom appear rather morbid.)

Pepper: A murder?

(We cut to a shot of Shivers taking a few steps back and cowering against his tree as the assailant moves closer towards him, presumably to strike the killing blow. The scene then changes back to the Song residence, where Youngmee leaps from her bed, with Nutmeg in her arms, upon hearing a loud shriek from downstairs.)

Minka: (v.o.) They're saying it was a masked assassin who slaughtered one of the animals.

(We cut back to the hydrant hangout: as Pepper bares a look of dread, a dark red Equestrian Pegasus, known as Shadow Blazer, sticks her head into the hydrant, causing Pepper to yelp in surprise.)

Shadow Blazer: Hey, girls.

(We cut back to the national forest, where Shadow Blazer is shown to walk along a leaf-covered path, leading Youngmee, Sue Patterson and Jasper Jones to a safe haven of sorts.)

Shadow Blazer: (v.o.) I'm taking Youngmee and her friends with me to the forest.

(We cut to a shot of Spitfire, Shadow Blazer's wife, walking out of a dark cave as she prepares to greet her visitors. This is followed by a zoom-in shot of the shadowy mare from earlier.)

Shadow Blazer: (v.o.) I have a feeling something big is about to go down.

(The mare emerges from the mist and is revealed to be a cloaked reddish-brown mare as she pulls down her hood. She is known in the original story as Wilted Rose, Shadow Blazer's sister.)

Wilted Rose: (notices the group in the distance) They're coming.

THIS NOVEMBER

(We cut to a dimly lit shot inside what appears to be a cavern. A dinghy carrying five passengers — Youngmee, Sue, Jasper, Shadow Blazer and Spitfire — sails across a wide river. The camera quickly pulls up to reveal what they are sailing towards: an old vintage cabin sitting atop a gritty, sand-covered surface. A closer shot at the side of the cabin shows Wilted Rose bringing her head and hooves into view, overseeing the group's arrival.)

Spitfire: (v.o.) Make yourselves at home, sailors.