User blog:Timebomb192potato/WAK-FM Omaha 98.3 Amp Radio flips to 98.3 Jack FM - November 17, 2017

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 * ("Bye Bye Bye" by NSYNC finishes)
 * Jack: Hey, is this thing on? *microphone feedback* Ahem. Check check, hello? *microphone tapping* So I guess we're on. Well, here's what's going on. There's a big problem here at the 'ol 98.3 Amp Radio.
 * Doctor Dave: *door opens* Hey, what's going on here?
 * Jack: Sorry man, you're fired. Here's your pink slip, now go away.
 * Doctor Dave: Fine, I'll find work elsewhere. Lousy scum of the earth. *door slam*
 * Jack: Anyway, like I was saying, there's a big problem with 98.3 Amp Radio. You see, the old boss Mr. Leslie got into a little game of poker at the Horseshoe in Council Bluffs last night. The problem is, he sucks at poker, so he lost the station. Yep, he lost the whole station to a guy named Jack. So, Jack came in after waking up this morning, walked into the studio, and told everybody "Why don't we come up with a radio station that plays what we want? No DJs, no weather, no traffic, less commercials, just good music?"
 * (montage of song clips)
 * Jack: Yeah, like that. This is what happened. A new radio station was born. The name? 98.3 Jack FM. As for you guys, you can listen as long as you want, as long you adhere to two simple rules: one, we play what we want, and two, don't tell us what to play! We might already have what you want to request in our playlist! 98.3 Jack FM. Playing what we want.
 * (beginning of "Nothin' but a Good Time" by Poison)