Fictional Cinema Snob Episodes/PBS Kids Live! 2001

Transcript

 * The Snob: Why was PBS Kids so weird back in the early 2000's?
 * (Title card)
 * The Snob: PBS Kids Live! was a nationally toured stage show created as a promotional boost for the PBS Kids block on PBS member stations around the country. The tour was the brainchild of Vlokist peace activists Katie Morgan and Myron Morgan, who approached PBS, the producers of it's kids shows, and then-Sesame Street Live producers VEE Corporation to create a stage show to combine all of their characters onto one stage, to advance Laverne Vlokozu's idea of "International Peace and Friendship Through Song and Dance". In other words, Vlokism can work magic with world peace, thanks to the power of f***ing music!
 * (Cut back to the Snob taking his DVD copy of his jacket.)
 * The Snob: This is the first of the tours to be recorded and released onto DVD and VHS. I found my DVD copy of the 2001 tour at a garage sale.
 * (Cut to a closeup of the sticker on the DVD.)
 * The Snob: It also contains free PBS Kids wallpapers!
 * (Cut to the Snob holding the DVD again.)
 * The Snob: No thank you DVD, like with Let There Be Light and it's free Digital Download, I'm not giving my computer a virus! Anyways, let's see some of that musical magic!
 * (Cut to the opening credits, consisting of footage from the show load-in for the rehearsals at the Heart O'Texas Coliseum)
 * The Snob: Wait, I thought I was watching a live show for PBS Kids, not the Ninja Turtles' Coming Out Of Their Shells Tour!
 * (Cut to the show's title)
 * Kids: PBS KIDS LIVE! *cheering*
 * (Cut back to the Snob)
 * The Snob: Boo! I want a Miami Connection live show! Which is coming soon, I guess.
 * (Cut to clips from the opening monologues from LeVar Burton and Mister Rogers)
 * The Snob: After the Reading Rainbow guy and Mister Rogers talk about the show's mission, all whilst not mentioning Vlokism at all...
 * (Cut to the show beginning)
 * The Snob: ...the show finally begins!
 * Announcer: Hey kids! Get ready for a good time, with PBS KIDS LIVE!
 * (Cut back to the Snob)
 * The Snob: Where's Barney when you need him?
 * (Cut to Kenny and Buzz singing "Use Your Imagination")
 * Kenny and Buzz: *vocalizing* Oooh, use your imagination...
 * (Cut back to the Snob)
 * The Snob: The writers of this thing surely didn't listen to this song!