Mary Willow Mario

"You're grounded!"

- Mary

Mary Willow Mario, alias Mama, is the main antagonist of The Passion of the Peasant, and a supporting character in Super Mario Bros. & Friends.

Looks
Mary's has brown hair and wears a black dress with a white undershirt and a red tie. She wears four earrings on each ear: one red, one green, one blue and one yellow. She wears no footwear of any kind, as she considers all footwear to be "racist". She normally never smiles.

Personality
Mary is a goddess from an unknown planet with a frequently angry, grounding-obsessive behavior similar to those from various GoAnimate/Vyond videos. She recurringly calls anyone she dislikes a "peasant" and often tells them to "take a bath".

Super Mario Bros. & Friends
Whenever Mario or Luigi does something she considers "disbehaving" (such as crying, singing, breaking her vases [which she pronounces "vay-ses" despite speaking with a British accent] or even their birthday not being on Fuffleday [January 47]), she would tell them "you're grounded", or just simply "grounded". If Mario takes too long to do what Mary tells him to do, she would constantly say it rapidly: "groundedgroundedgroundedgroundedgrounded!". Depending on the severity, she may shout it or scream it, or in extreme cases, a tune reminiscent of the theme from Jaws would play, before shouting it in a slower fashion: "yooooou're grooooooundeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!".

If Mario asks Mary a question such as how old she is, where she comes from, anything about his father, or what Fuffleday is about, she would respond with "don't be nosy". She considers peasants asking questions to a god as being nosy, although she sometimes butts in whenever Mario mentions anything about Mary, which could be considered nosy, although Mary doesn't think so (she thinks gods cannot be nosy).

Due to the way Mario behaves during her presence, she usually says that Mario doesn't care if bad things happen to him. When Mario tries to prove otherwise, for example saying "I do care", she would usually say "I know you don't".

As she is a god, she has special powers, which work via her earrings: teleportation, immunity to fire, a loud voice even in far places, etc. She often goes to a god shop called "SuperStarz", which Mario and Luigi are unable to go to as they must have three fluids called "qua", "ble" and "bloop" in their blood, which Mary does have.

She claims to be more clever than everyone else, though this is debatable as she considers one plus one to equal eleven, and doesn't accept anyone else's corrections. Her questions would sometimes make no sense and just consist of something like just "and", with the answer being something like "full stop".

She believes that peasants should take a bath in bleach, boiling water on one half and freezing water on the other, and a line of poison down the middle. This, of course, would be dangerous, but she doesn't seem to care.

She has a wardrobe which is meant to burn peasants if they've gone over the line. When she burns someone, she often says "dead, all well!", or just simply "all well!". Despite burning Mario thousands of times, she always gets away with it, as the police are allegedly afraid of her.

She has a habit of drinking vodka, which could be the reason why she acts so deluded.

Rule list
Mary has a book with a long list of rules for peasants to obey. Here is a sampling of them.
 * NO WHISTLING
 * NO SINGING
 * NO HUMMING
 * No complaining about my rules list
 * No writing me a rules list
 * NO DOING THE GROUNDING TUNE (it's copyrighted)
 * No correcting me
 * No telling me what to do
 * No screaming
 * No shouting
 * NO PRETENDING TO BE ME
 * No being a brat
 * No whining
 * No whinging
 * NO EDITING MY RULE LIST
 * No threatening to burn me
 * No doing the hand fire
 * Stop breaking my stuff
 * NO ACROHEMS
 * No hacking my Hotmail account
 * Stop pretending to angry Skype call me
 * Stop being a retard
 * No disinterpreting
 * No disbehaving
 * Don't misobey my rules
 * Don't break the table
 * Stop following me to SuperStarz
 * Stop shaving the dog
 * Don't call me an idiot
 * Take more baths, soap dodger
 * Stop stealing my earrings (they're not gonna work for you, retard)
 * Stop telling me I can't burn anyone
 * Don't call me a retard
 * Don't call me "The Mum"
 * Don't call me a hypocrite
 * Stop trying to steal my remote
 * Stop trying to smash my remote
 * Stop taking 10 hours a day to eat your breakfast
 * NO WHISTLING (even though I already wrote this rule, I felt this was very important to repeat it)
 * NO CREATIVE THINKING!!!
 * Stop being a peasant
 * Don't call me a peasant
 * Don't call ANYONE a peasant
 * Don't judge my rules
 * Don't call me any names
 * Don't burn my rules
 * Stop being annoying
 * Eat more fruit
 * Eat more veg, peasant
 * Don't tell me I can't call you a peasant
 * You still smell (take a bath)
 * Stop lying
 * Stop saying you do take baths, because you don't, PEASANT
 * Stop being lazy
 * Don't say I can't call you any names
 * Stop trying to hack my Skype account
 * Don't eat my rule book
 * Don't bin my rule book
 * Don't put ketchup in my rule book
 * Don't feed my rule list to your dog
 * Stop trying to get around my rule book
 * OBEY EVERY RULE IN THIS BOOK (EVEN IF ONE OF THE RULES TELLS YOU TO EAT CACTUSES, OBEY IT)

Quotes

 * "You're grounded!"
 * "Peasant!"
 * "Take a bath!"
 * "All well!"
 * "Don't be nosy."
 * "Groundedgroundedgroundedgroundedgrounded!"

Trivia

 * It is believed that the first people she grounded were her parents, at the age of three.
 * She allegedly started drinking vodka at the age of two.
 * It is revealed in Super Mario Bros. & Friends: The Search for Papa that she hates Hatsune Miku to point of doing anything to kill her.