Return of the Blind Flyer/Transcript

(Theme Song)

(Couch Gag: TBA)

(In Rocky's apartment, Etta was crying.)

Pterano the Orange-brown Pteranodon (Flyer): Etta. What wrong?

Etta the yellow Pteranodon: [Sobs] Nothin'. There's nothing wrong with me.

Pterano: You've been crying.

Etta: No. [Sniffles]

Cera the young orange Triceratops (Threehorn): Huh. TBA. Now, if you excuse me, I have a show to watch.

Pterano:

Rocky the human: Who's Swooper?

Guido the teal Microraptor (Glider): Swooper was a friend of mine and Petrie that he had saved us from The Mysterious Beyond. The only thing about this flyer was that he was blind. I gotta tell ya, he has a very good sense of hearing.

Etta:

Guido:

Pterano:

(At the living room...)

Littlefoot the brown Longneck (Apatosaurus): Hey, Cera! Where’s the Dr. Pepper? It’s not in the refrigerator and I’ve looked all around the—

Cera: Shut up, longneck. My favorite show is almost over!

Narrator on TV: Next week, on The Wildly Wonderful World of Nature: Professor Baxter will try to find the mysterious creature he calls the Craniumal Doctoria!

(TBA)

Baxter (on TV): ''Ya know guys, I’ve never been so interested in the wild as much as I used to do, but look where I am five seasons later! I’m very hopeful to round up this season with the most ambitious discovery in the show! Until then, see you next week!''

Littlefoot: Who’s that?

Cera: That’s Professor Baxter, he hosts this “wonderful nature” show, he does it better than the other folks on TV.

Littlefoot:

(At the Channel 7 headquarters and studio in the Financial District)

TBA: TBA.

Baxter: TBA.

TBA: TBA.

(Baxter’s boss, an intern at Channel 7 walks into Professor Baxter’s office)

Boss: Good afternoon, Baxter!

Baxter: Why good afternoon, my fine toots!

Boss: Or “boss”... Listen, as much as we love your show, the execs and I have some slight, or should I say HUGE concerns.

Baxter: Oh, what is it?

Boss: Well, perhaps you fail to notice that viewership has been dropping at a consistent rate since the fourth season ended...

Baxter: Boss, this IS my show! HOW CAN THEY HAVE CANCEL IT?!!?!!

Boss: Uh huh. You’re gonna do that same ol’ cliched “Ambitious” discovery again just for the sake for a ratings grab.

Baxter: TBA.

Boss: [Sighs] Mr. Baxter, how many times do I have to say this, we here at Channel 7 only thrive for the best content on television, not the rookie-ist, OK? So here’s the deal, you better make the finale very good, so good it would attract our viewers. It better not be the same disaster as the last season finale or so help me, I’ll fire everyone involved in this show!

Baxter:

Boss: (walks away, but comes back to say something else) Oh, not to be a bragger, it’s not my fault. It’s just the execs, I’m just the boss, sorry if I angerd any of you!!!

(On 7th Ave....)

Pterano:

Guido:

Petrie the brown Flyer (Pteranodon):

Etta:

Pterano: