Carwardine Colony/Announcement Spiels

Jan C. Gabriel (1985-2010)

 * Welcome to Carwardine Colony, the East Coast's one-stop shop for fun, fantasy and excitement!
 * Wanna become a season passholder? Check the ticket office or any local Food Lion stores for deals!
 * Nitro Rush! With a 200 ft. lift, an insane drop and several awesome inversions, it's THE coaster you'll want to ride today here at Carwardine Colony!
 * Wanna have some refreshing thrills and chills for one low price? Come on down to Colony Coast!

Final Spiels (retired after 1998)

 * American Arrow is a medium speed coaster with a vertical loop, you must be at least 42 inches tall to ride the American Arrow, thank you.
 * Carousel is a carousel that goes around in a circle, it is hardly a thrill ride and has no minimum height requirement, pregnant people are admitted on this ride.
 * Carwardine Mines is a family friendly mine coaster, although you must be at least 40 inches tall to visit the mines, so saddle up partners!
 * Carwardine Mover is a scenic journey through the perimeter of the park with no height requirement, pregnant people are admitted on the ride.
 * Carwardine River Rapids is a rapids ride where you will get wet, you must be at least 42 inches tall to experience the River Rapids, thank you.
 * City Jet is a family friendly coaster with a spiral lift hill, the train will not dispatch unless it is full, and you must be at least 42 inches tall.
 * Classic Cyclone is a high speed roller coaster that is a recreation of the Coney Island Cyclone, you must be at least 46 inches tall.
 * Enterprise is a space age thrill ride where you get sent upside down repeatedly, you must be at least 48 inches tall to experience it.
 * Fear Falls is a vertical drop tower ride where you are sent up an elevator and then dispatched down a drop, you must be 48 inches.
 * Flash Forward is a high speed shuttle roller coaster with a vertical loop, you must be at least 44 inches tall to ride Flash Forward.
 * Flying Turns is a medium speed bobsled-style coaster from 1930, this coaster may be a tad bit rough and you must be 42 inches.
 * Garfield's Feline Fury is a family friendly powered coaster themed to the world's favorite cat, you only have to be 40 inches.
 * Jr. Cyclone is a children's coaster, and thus, there is no high speed elements, but it may be uncomfortable for people over 54 inches.
 * Ladybug Tivoli is a family friendly coaster themed to a ladybug, you must be 40 inches tall to ride, but it may be uncomfortable for taller people.
 * Lasso is a swinging suspended coaster with sudden turns and quick drops, you must be 46 inches tall with an adult to ride Lasso.
 * Logging Rampage is a log flume water ride where you may get wet, you must be at least 36 inches tall to ride on Logging Rampage.
 * Nitro Rush is a high speed hyper coaster with inversions, airtime moments and sharp drops, you must be at least 48 inches to ride.
 * Rocket Train is a family friendly powered coaster themed to space travel, you only have to be 40 inches.
 * Sky Whirl is a ferris wheel that soars into the sky, it goes very slowly and pregnant people are admitted on this ride.
 * Square Loop Sky Ride is a gondola ride that goes on the outer perimeter of the park, pregnant people are admitted.
 * Super Cyclone is a high speed wooden roller coaster that has sharp drops and sudden turns, you must be 48 inches.
 * Super Mario World is a dark ride themed to the popular video game franchise, pregnant people are admitted on this ride.
 * Toboggan is a compact roller coaster and fairground favorite, but it may be uncomfortable for people over 72 inches.
 * The Mario Kart Experience is a go kart attraction themed to the Mario Kart series of racing games, you must be 52 inches to drive.
 * Vortex is a pipeline roller coaster ride that has a near vertical drop and goes into barrel rolls, you must be at least 48 inches to ride.

Retired before 1998

 * Cyclone is a high speed roller coaster that is a recreation of the Coney Island Cyclone, you must be at least 46 inches tall.

Closing (Planned)

 * Ladies and gentlemen, Carwardine Colony will be closing in 20 minutes, get in your last rides as the queue lines are closing up.
 * Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Carwardine Colony is now closed. We will be back open for more thrills tomorrow.
 * Ladies and gentlemen, due to a special event, all public guests must leave the park. Thank you for your cooperation.

Closing (Unplanned)

 * Ladies and gentlemen, due to inclement weather, all outdoor rides will be closed until further notice, thank you for your patience!
 * Ladies and gentlemen, the park is to be evacuated due to an unexpected hurricane. Please exit to your car or the emergency trams, thank you.
 * Ladies and gentlemen, an earthquake has been recorded, please exit to your car or one of our trams before the earthquake starts. Thank you!
 * Ladies and gentlemen, due to a power failure, all rides operating off the affected power grid will be closed until further notice, thank you.

Tress MacNeille (1993-1998)

 * Ladies and gentlemen. This ride is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please return to the ride later.

Charles Martinet (1998, temporary)

 * Ladies and Gentlemen, Carwardine Colony is closing for the night in 20 minutes, please go get your last rides in, as the queues will close.

Frank Welker (1999-2006)

 * King Cobra is a high speed shuttle coaster that takes you on a journey through the jungle, you must be at least 44 inches tall to ride. [1999-2003]
 * Monstar is a high speed hyper coaster that allows you to defy gravity, you must be at least 50 inches tall to ride.
 * Redwall: Escape from Malkariss is a high speed flying roller coaster, you must be at least 44 inches tall to experience the journey through the world of Redwall.

Jen Taylor (1999-2006)

 * Cyberchase: Hack Attack is a high speed shuttle coaster that takes you through a battle between the Cybersquad and the Hacker, you must be at least 44 inches tall to ride. [2003-2006]
 * Nitro Rush is a high speed thrill coaster with insane inversions and amazing views of the area, you must be at least 48 inches tall to ride.
 * Sagwa's Rickshaw Run is a high speed roller coaster with two loops, you must be 42 inches tall to ride Sagwa's Rickshaw Run.
 * Toboggan is a compact roller coaster and fairground favorite, but it may be uncomfortable for people over 72 inches.
 * Ladies and gentlemen, Carwardine Colony is closing for the night in 20 minutes, please go get your last rides in, as the queues will close.
 * Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Carwardine Colony is now closed. We will be back open for more thrills tomorrow.

Amy Jo Johnson (2008-present)

 * Flying Turns is a medium speed bobsled-style coaster originally built in 1930, this coaster may be a tad bit rough for newcomers, and you must be 42 inches tall to ride.
 * Toboggan is a compact roller coaster and fairground favorite, but it may be a tad bit rough for newcomers, and it may be uncomfortable for people over 72 inches to ride.

Closing (Planned)

 * Ladies and gentlemen. This ride is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please return to the ride later.
 * Ladies and gentlemen, Carwardine Colony is closing for the night in 20 minutes, please go get your last rides in, as the queues will close.

Closing (Unplanned)

 * Ladies and gentlemen, due to inclement weather, all outdoor rides will be closed until further notice, thank you for your patience!
 * Ladies and gentlemen, the park is to be evacuated due to an unexpected hurricane. Please exit to your car or the emergency trams, thank you.
 * Ladies and gentlemen, an earthquake has been recorded, please exit to your car or one of our trams before the earthquake starts. Thank you!
 * Ladies and gentlemen, due to a power failure, all rides operating off the affected power grid will be closed until further notice, thank you.

Martin Berger (2008-present)

 * Carwardine Mines is a family friendly mine coaster, although you must be at least 40 inches tall to visit the mines, so saddle up partners!
 * The Mario Kart Experience is a go kart attraction recreating the fun and excitement of the Mario Kart video game series, you must be 52 inches to drive.
 * Redwall: Escape from Malkariss is a high speed flying roller coaster, you must be at least 44 inches tall to experience the journey through the world of Redwall.
 * Sagwa's Rickshaw Run is a high speed roller coaster with two loops, you must be 42 inches tall to ride Sagwa's Rickshaw Run.
 * Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Carwardine Colony is now closed. We will be back open for more thrills tomorrow.

Trivia

 * Phil Hartman originally used a deeper voice similar to Mr. Wilson from the Dennis the Menace cartoon, but it gradually shifted over to a voice more similar to Troy McClure from The Simpsons.