Fictional Angry Video Game Nerd episodes/The Worst Games on Every Svensson Ever!

Transcript
(Episode opens up with the Nerd listening to the US vinyl release of Cartoons' album, Toontastic, after a few seconds, the Nerd looks at the camera.)

Nerd: Okay, I'm listening to a cover of Witch Doctor right now, and you're probably commenting, "Hey! I've heard of that song, it was in the first My Life as a Teenage Robot movie!" Well... (holds up vinyl release of Toontastic wjth the Musique Obscura sticker on it) The album that song was featured on didn't chart or was released in the US. (stops record player and takes out the Toontastic vinyl, showing a US release of Sabrina's "Boys (Summertime Love)", then changes the settings on the record player and plays a track from it.) How about this English-language Italo disco song? (song plays while Nerd holds the Sabrina release with the Musique Obscura sticker on it.) Never been on Billboard! (takes out vinyl to reveal US vinyl release of "Take That & Party" by Take That, then changes the setting on the player again, and plays another track. He also shows the Musique Obscura Take That & Party cover along with the Nobody Else cover.) How about this Take That album that was actually their debut and not "Nobody Else", which featured their only US hit, "Back For Good"? Never seen the rest of their songs or albums on Billboard charts! (Takes out vinyl to show nothing else on the player while he shows the Musique Obscura single cover for "Innocent" by Addis Black Widow.) How about this Sweden-based Americano hip-hop track? (shows "The 1st Album" by Modern Talking) How about this German synth-pop duo, (then shows "Walking On Music" album by Corona) or this rare Corona album you can't find in America, (then shows "Three" album by the Sugababes) or this album that features (shows Hole in the Head CD case) this US hit, (finally shows "Everybody Jam!" album by Scatman John) or even this rare Scatman John album you can't find in the United States?! Well... Now you can find 'em right here, in this country. That's right, before we get started, let's talk about one of this video's two sponsors, Musique Obscura.

(Fades out and then fades in to an animated version of the Nerd and his room).

Nerd: Okay, right now, after you're seeing this, you're probably commenting, "Why on Earth is this episode now animated like a PopultureTV episode?" Well, you better thank Lawrence Brovinski for that, and.... We have a guest tonight! He's one of the Popultures, he's a duck, he's the reason why this episode's f**king animated! (opens door) It's Noah Duck- AHHHH!! (Camera pans to see Noah's brother, Henry watching a woman take off her bra while he wears a Speedo, he notices the door open after a split second)

Henry: (screams like a woman while covering the woman's breasts as the Nerd quickly closes the door).

Nerd: Okay, not what I expected. Let's try again. (opens the door to see Noah holding a satchel). It's Noah Duckett, from PopultureTV everybody, let's give it up for Noah! (cheering sounds are heard).

Noah: Thank you, Nerd. (to camera) Now, there is a reason why Mr. Nerd invited me over here, and we both know what it is.

Nerd & Noah: Yeah! (shows satchel full of games for Svensson game consoles, like TurboRacrz, Buddy Blast, Transformers X, and others).

Nerd: To play-

Noah: -the sh*tiest-

Nerd: -games on-

Noah: -every Svensson Electric game console-

Noah & Nerd: -ever...in the history of f**king mankind!

(Intro with a remixed theme by Anderson Bros. Pizza playing)

Nerd: Okay everyone, if you don't know what Svensson Electric is, Noah will do the talking since he's Australian-European.

Noah: (to camera) Okay, Svensson Electric was founded in 1947 in Shlaukon distributing consumer electronics and household appliances by what is now and then, the founding father of the Svensson family's success, Alexander Svensson. In 1986, one of the female Svenssons, who was CEO of the company at the time, discovered the ongoing success of the Nintendo Entertainment System worldwide, and wanted to cash in on the market, just like how TechEruo did! And then, they released their SE-8 console, which also gave the birth to one of the world's most beloved video game mascots, Hi-Active!

Nerd: Oh, you mean that loveable bee that never cared for competition against other mascots, just like Svensson's consoles?

Noah: You bet your bloody arse that is! It's even crazier than the time me brother, Henry got laid at a Take That concert in North Korea.

Nerd: Huh. Well, I only know Take That from that one song, but that...is pretty f**ked up!