The Incredible World of Riddles/Series 1 Quotes

Anti-Man

 * Paddy: "Excuse me, sir, but we’re wondering where we are right now. Could you please tell us the name of this village?"
 * Anti-Man: "Land-Anti is town this of name the, children hello, Oh."
 * Kacie giggles, whilst the rest look confused.
 * Paddy: "Ummm... sorry, could you repeat that again?"
 * Anti-Man: "Land-Anti is town this of name the, indeed can I Yes."
 * Paddy and Onita look at each other.
 * Onita: *whispers* "They probably have a weird way of speaking in this village."

A Pirate's Platinum

 * Kacie: "You know, for a pirate, you definitely don’t speak or dress like one."
 * Pete sighs.
 * Pete: "Not all pirates talk in that strange manner. You’ve been watching too many of those films."