Megassa

Megassa (Megassan: Maœazchamma) is a country located in Europe, just above the UK. It was discovered in 1895 by Alfred Kweschappe.

People/Trends

 * Megassa’s main language is Megassan (Maœazchamman).
 * Megassa’s cars drive on the right.
 * Megassa’s demonym is Megassan.
 * The legal drinking age is 17 in Megassa.
 * The legal marriage age is 16 in Megassa.
 * The legal age to use drugs is 19 in Megassa.
 * 17 is the age where you become an adult in Megassa.
 * The legal driving age is 16 in Megassa.
 * The most popular city is Saokewanne, which is the capital of Megassa.
 * There are 8 cities in Megassa: Kagozewa, Mazchane, Aekazwae, Zchwemeke, Laœmanne, Katiemmem, Kwanes, and Saokewanne.
 * There are two types of Megassan language: Old Megassan and New Megassan.

Incidents

 * In 1977, two high school students hijacked the prime minister’s car and crashed it into a wall. The two were arrested and were then later killed after they were released in 2001.
 * In 1983, a short power accident leads to a flood that covered up almost half of Mazchane. This went on until mid-1984.
 * In 1997, people had to turn off all their gas for 2 months so that MeHelpCo (formerly MHC) could raise money so that everyone had electricity in their house.
 * In 2004, an outbreak of computer viruses had reached Megassa. Computers had to be shut down until they could clear all the viruses.

Technology

 * Megassa has 2 main internet browsers. MegaNet (main) and Infinet (secondary).
 * Megassa has 3 owned car companies: Fallspeed, Struck and Sail.
 * Megassa has 6 owned television channels: Mega1, Mega2, Mega3, Mega4, Lava Lamp, and Think.
 * Megassa’s main and most popular phone company is Zchkemæphone.
 * Megassa has 2 main operating systems. Genesis-OS, which was released in 1989, and GlideOS, which was released in 1991. Genesis-OS was developed by Genesis Power Company (GPC), and GlideOS was developed by ShareCom.

Education

 * The school days in Megassa are from Monday to Friday.
 * The school time is from 9:00 am to 3:00 pm in Megassa.
 * Chalkboards are no longer available in Megassa, as of 2005/2006, because they were replaced with whiteboards. However, some chalkboards are still in use in old schools.
 * Pre-School is for ages 1-3, Kindergarten is for ages 4-5, Grade 1 is for ages 6-7, Grade 2 is for ages 7-8, Grade 3 is for age 8, Grade 4 is for ages 8-9, Grade 5 is for ages 9-10, and Grade 6 is for ages 10-11.
 * The first Megassan school was built in 1900 and was called “Sdakkoa Fazukllw” (Curling School).