BæwiHazəwĩt

Credit goes to Christian Estevez from YouTube.

BæwiHazəwĩt is the Kolician dub of VeggieTales.

Dialogue:
Bob: Besə, Larry. Hadś mad śold al sild hæn sosa.

Larry: Pu...mor. Hu ji gu śär?

Bob: Yur̃, ki. Maa! Danataw saatuda marskad vutäp!

Larry: Bob. Wi huip.

Bob: Ho, arp. Śarsaig bretomardaus l'nisal vraca!

Larry: Aɖinau worśär ɳar śicärśip cəbiśi! Śi i śa!

Bob: Śi. Cy!

Larry: Rbô. Muśublər hocum lôśun ôcyr.

Bob: Śi iə lei dəm.

Larry: Bərdər̃, biśudôdi. Śilə godu śtä do.

Bob: Dish mädo, ä śold cinəds cicud seisâ.

Theme song:
Bob: Am ax wat əy turr âm wânəbitei,

Am dlén likr̃ə itr̃əm chəy lati mæmsäm,

Äm af husâ oləs drôm chba tidŕĩma,

Rəmalâ olmé da amité rus érəsĩdâr rĩəm...

Is lälo en des puläx!

Singers: BæwiHazəwĩt! (8x)

Bob: ''Brôskuli! Sérəwi! Hâvə lânə ti...''

Singers: BæwiHazəwĩt!

Junior: ''Cumômlo'imbâ! Bəśkəhâd! Dĩbatâhöt!''

Singers: BæwiHazəwĩt!

Larry: ''Śrĩboimaitôn! Äki o möśi! Ä jən sy!''

Singers: BæwiHazəwĩt!

Jebälâ äjejuje bugi! (2x)

Aha doha han jəmgən śəlân cugi!

Translation:
Bob: Okay, Larry. It's time for the theme song.

Larry: Oh...yeah. What will I do?

Bob: Hmm, um. I know! You play the guitar!

Larry: Bob. No hands.

Bob: Oh, right. Okay you play this!

Larry: I don't wanna play that! It's silly!

Bob: Come on. It's fun!

Larry: Nope. Not gonna do it.

Bob: It's for the kids.

Larry: Oh, okay. They better not laugh.

Bob: Alright, better get out there.

Bob: You would like to talk to a tomato,

A squash can really make you smile,

You would like to waltz with a potato,

Up and down the produce aisle...

Well, so, let's get started!

Singers: VeggieTales! (8x)

Bob: ''Broccoli! Celery! Gotta be''...

Singers: VeggieTales!

Junior: ''Lima beans! Collard greens! Peachy keen!''

Singers: VeggieTales!

Larry: ''Cauliflower! Sweet & sour! Half an hour!''

Singers: VeggieTales!

There's never ever really been a show like that! (2x) Let's start watching the show!