Fictional Cinema Snob episodes/Bionicle: The Next Generation

Transcript

 * The Snob: In 1996, the Bionicle franchise attempted a reboot. Can you guess what happened when they got hit by the internet really hard? Boom! 0%! 11 out of 100! 2 out of 10! Ryota Yamada was credited as Alan Smithee! Doug reviewed it and got everything wrong about the Technic Heroes franchise! Cinema Snob episode!
 * (Title card continues from that line until the Snob reappears)
 * The Snob: What is the most bad thing about this movie?
 * (Cut to The Samuel Goldwyn Company logo)
 * The Snob: Samuel Goldwyn released this film Stateside instead of Miramax or Universal!
 * (Cut to the credits)
 * The Snob: Once again, Sung Gim and Pasi Peure brought us today's "quality" film, along with- wait, Everything Can't Go Wrong Now! Productions? What's that, the mockbuster version of Nothing Can Go Wrong Now Productions?
 * (Cut back to the Snob)
 * The Snob: Come on, it's not like- (the Snob's cellphone rings, playing the Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat theme) Oh come on! (picks up) Hello?
 * (Cut to B***ard Film Brain holding a cellphone to his ear whilst wearing prison clothes in front of a green screen prison cell background)
 * B***ard Film Brain: Everything Can't Go Wrong Now! Productions was Liam Benson's vanity plate, just saying!
 * (Cut back to the Snob)
 * The Snob: Hmmm...
 * (Cut back to Jail!B***ard Film Brain)
 * B***ard Film Brain: Of course I know things can't go wrong, since I sadly can't f*** your mother since I'm in jail for mistaking a Floral Magician Mary Bell cosplayer for your flamboyant otaku niece! *laughs evily for a bit and then sadly sighs*
 * (Cut back to the Snob who closes his cellphone)
 * The Snob: URGH- thank god B***ard Film Brain's in jail! He would have been arrested anyway since my niece is only 15 years old!