Mauve Screen of Death

The  (MSoD) is featured on the Heraldry 2000 TV when it fails. It shows a random quote on a mauve background.

Quotes

 * "You f***ed your TV on purpose. Tell Tony."
 * "WHY, EKBA, WHY?"
 * "Get your fat *** off the couch with your king sized bag of chocolate biscuits and fix the TV!"
 * "Particle texture ****ed."
 * "**** YOU!"
 * "***** ***. Too many portals."