Perūn/Transcript of Perūna 1 (Colonization)

This is a transcript of the Perūna 1 mission and colonization.

Start (starts at T-10 seconds on 9:59 pm January 28, 2784)

 * 1) At T-00:10 seconds (9:59 pm) by the Countdown Guy: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
 * 2) (A rocket is seen. The rocket looks very advanced, as if from the future. This is the future, and the year is 2784.)
 * 3) At T-+00:00 seconds (exactly 10:00 pm) by Sehnathiek: Deubeone! (translated as "Goodbye!")
 * 4) At 10:00:07, a crowd around Sehnathiek's rocket says: Deubeone! (translated as "Goodbye!")
 * 5) At 10:01:00, an AI voice in the rocket says: Perūn destīnou bene ūnsemi. (Perūn is our destination.)
 * 10:01:38 - (Space is seen. There is what looks like a dark red-orange star, but it is actually Mars. A smaller one, about bluish-brown, is Perūn.)
 * 10:01:45 - Sehnathiek: Mei retino spati! (I see space!)
 * 10:01:47 - (Sehnathiek is seen getting something from a fridge. He comes back to the camera and pushes a button on the rocket's computer.)
 * 10:01:57 - Sehnathiek: Deubeone! Mei'm disconnecto! (Goodbye! I'm going to disconnect!)
 * 10:02:27 - (There is static and silence. The video stops.)

Landing in Perūn (6:38 am at July 22, 2784)

 * 06:37:27 - (There is static, but then Perūn's bluish brown atmosphere is seen. The camera turns right to Sehnathiek. He smiles at the camera and the text "Sehnathiek's Vlog from Perūn" fades in. It fades out after a few seconds. Sehnathiek gets closer to the camera and waves.)
 * 06:37:49 - Sehnathiek (greeting the people watching the video): Hehi! (Hello there!)
 * 06:38:01 - Mei'm abutan lendato Perūn. (I am about to land on Perūn.)
 * 06:38:03 - (Text flashes on the screen. It states that Sehnathiek is learning the language he is speaking now and his first language is English. He will speak that after the text.)
 * 06:38:19 - Sehnathiek: I am landing in Perūn.
 * 06:38:29 - (Sand is seen. The spaceship stops and Sehnathiek opens the door. Some text appears and it says that this is his last sentence in that language.)
 * 06:38:41 - Sehnathiek: Perūnorifo lā ūnou Homo sapiens aiphōrūn! Mēi'm cambi super! (translated as "I am the first human on Perūn! I am so happy about it!")
 * 06:39:00 - (Sehnathiek shivers, but manages to walk. He digs a hole with his feet, and slips and discovers that there is an ice lake. He notices the remains of a satellite nearby named "Cambi".)
 * 06:39:11 - Sehnathiek: Cambi. That's a weird name for a satellite.
 * 06:39:16 - (Sehnathiek plays his radio. He gets a rock and gets back into his spaceship. The spaceship flies over the bluish-brown land.)
 * 06:39:31 - Sehnathiek (chuckling): I've got my house here. It's 6 am in the morning, and time passes very fast on Earth. So, probably my friends will be old when I return.
 * 06:39:57 - (Mission Control appears on a screen)
 * 06:40:02 - Mission Control: Hello there. We see you on your vlog. It has great quality. We'll see you until you return to our planet, Earth.
 * 06:40:17 - Sehnathiek: Okay. It's a little cold.
 * 06:40:21 - Mission Control: We know. Your camera was shaking, so we assumed you were shivering.
 * 06:40:29 - Sehnathiek: I feel lonely. Can you send some more people? The only people I get to talk to are you, and I have prepared several rooms for them. Send ones I know. Okay?
 * 06:40:51 - Mission Control: We knew you'd say that. We have your relatives, your friends (even your best friend), pets and possessions launched a few days after. We'll show you.
 * 06:41:07 - (The vlog becomes small and another vlog appears. This time, the other vlog has a lot of people. We will call Sehnathiek's vlog Vlog 1, and we will call the other vlog Vlog 2 until they settle in Sehnathiek's spaceship, where Vlog 1 is being broadcasted. A picture of John Pickle is shown on Vlog 2. Then, Vlog 2 turns down into Perūn. Perūn's bluish-brown atmosphere gets closer and closer.)
 * 06:41:27 - People in Vlog 2: Hello!
 * 06:41:29 - Sehnathiek in Vlog 1: Hello!
 * 06:41:31 - People in Vlog 2: Sehnathiek, have you landed on Perūn yet? We haven't.
 * 06:41:38 - Sehnathiek in Vlog 1: I have. It's on my website, sehnathieksperunvlog.com.
 * 06:41:42 - (The people in Vlog 2 are seen typing as they search for Sehnathiek's website. Vlog 2 now shows the Google website. The Google website still looks the same as about 700 years before.)
 * 06:41:47 - Google Search in Vlog 2: sehnathieksperunvlog.com
 * 06:41:48 - Sehnathiek in Vlog 1 (excited): Okay...
 * 06:41:49 - Google Search in Vlog 2: Got about 41,783,450,000 results in 0.62 seconds. sehnathieksperunvlog.com - See my vlog in Perūn! I am excited to be the first human ever who has been on this planet! They picked me randomly. Check my...
 * 06:41:51 - (Vlog 2 now shows Sehnathiek's website. It contains YouTube videos of Sehnathiek's vlog in Perūn. They play one.)
 * 06:41:53 - Sehnathiek in Vlog 2 (in the YouTube video/Perūn vlog): Perūnorifo lā ūnou Homo sapiens aiphōrūn! Mēi'm cambi super! (See the translation earlier in this section.)
 * 06:42:12 - (The people in Vlog 2 applaud.)
 * 06:42:17 - People in Vlog 2: We are approaching closer and closer. We are a few meters over the atmosphere.
 * 06:42:19 - (The Vlog 2 spaceship goes through the atmosphere and approaches the spaceship. Sehnathiek turns the camera up and the Vlog 2 spaceship is seen going down. It is getting closer and closer the Sehnathiek's spaceship.)
 * 06:42:29 - People in Vlog 2: We're finally on Perūn! Yay!
 * 06:42:35 - (Vlog 2 becomes static and silence. Vlog 1 becomes bigger as the unused Vlog 2 spaceship closes and they move in to Sehnathiek's spaceship.)
 * 06:42:41 - Sehnathiek: Hello there!
 * 06:42:43 - (The unused Vlog 2 spaceship (UV2 spaceship) flies off to Earth. Vlog 1 changes to the UV2's view, showing it diving up from the bluish-brown dugatosuro (which means atmosphere) and heading toward Earth. The spaceship's camera turns and shows a sample of sand that it had took. It heads toward Mars, for which it will stop and televise live.)
 * 06:43:31 - Relatives and friends (noticing the sky about to turn a shade dark): Doare, blos-cleu dugatosuro! Somni sopaczi! (The bluish-brown sky is dark! It's almost time to sleep!)
 * 06:43:41 - (The sky quickly turns black in 15 seconds. The spaceship suddenly starts to move and play some music. It quietly collects samples of sand and mycelium. Sehnathiek's vlog fades to black and shows the credits of those who helped edit the episode.)

Credits

 * 06:44:29 - Sehnathiek Pickle, filmer, subject to fame and popularity after randomness had chosen him to participate in this experimental vlog. Sohneoxathi Pickle, brother of Sehnathiek. Surylaure Pickle, the grullo horse that Sehnathiek has. Racer Pickle, Sehnathiek's uncle's friend's wife's son's friend who is often shown as a racer who is a pickle-human, a rare type of skin mutation where the human's skin resembles a pickle. Wordle 2784, the version of Wordle that is new and contains new words. The newest words of Wordle 2784 is: SLOOP OMIAI SCALA. Litvasulig Š. Jarlsberg (pronounced YARLZ-berg) was involved in this.
 * 06:45:14 - (The end.)

July 22, 2784 at 11:57 pm

 * 1) (The vlog starts with Sehnathiek watching an episode of The Angry Stepper.)
 * 11:57:39 - Sehnathiek: Mūrte kalle alternado kyrka trono cambi, branūi groop. Adherento ūsasūbil clūnnūb mevepurg. Ah, mūrte beūcit super. Tera Planera et Rūid Planūid forkūtten, et rūelos Perūn. (The sky has stars; they twinkle a lot. They stick to twinkling, and it is their job. Ah, the sky is super beautiful. Earth and Mars will be forgotten, and Perūn will rule!)
 * 11:58:10 - The Angry Stepper (dubbed from the original in English): Enū qui! Mei'm Ankorū Saudo! Mei sauda super, et mei ankorūcit sãpiūnum Tera! Hajaha! (A squish victim! I'm Angry Stepper! I will step on you painfully, and I am the angriest person on Earth! Hahaha!)
 * 11:58:21 - Squish Victim (in the Angry Stepper show): Jiū? Mei'm super...pūazanz! Super cigidumific cigidum mei super-pūazanzo! Hajahajajahahajojojoho! (Oh yeah? I have super...POWERS!!!! I have super terrific strength as my superpower! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!)
 * 11:58:37 - Sehnathiek: Pro memoria.
 * 11:58:40 - Funniest and Weirdest Thought Guy (Fa Fa Fat Guy FaFawt Guy FaFawt Guy FaFawt Guy!!! This Is My Name And t Is The Only Letter Which Is Lowercase FaFawt Guy FaFawt Guy FaFawt Guy Hello Perūn Spitfire Finders On Mission Control Run Biagio Run Run Run Fast FaFawt Is Oppor Smooooooooch STOP KISSING ttttttttttttttttt SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH ttttttttttttttttt SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH And Chubby Girl Feels Heels Chubby Mature Amateur Blonde Babe Women I Love Kiss Me Please Smooch I Was Joking I Am His Father Smooooooooooooch This Is Lipopolysaccharide Long Smooch Kiss Kisssssss Enough Kissing Love Is Not Gone There Is Oppor Smooooooooch STOP KISSING ttttttttttttttttt SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH! Smooch Outside The SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH That Is 48 Hours Not Characters Not Letters Not W-- SMOOOK SMOOK! SMOOK SMOOK Smook Fast FaFawt Guy FaFawt Guy Hello Perūn Spitfire Finders Keepers Aware Of Cancellation Policy Mexicans Dwindling Down To Smook Smook Ssssssssss tttttttttttt Smook Is Chub Smook Enough! Stop Making My Realistic Statistics Boy Doctor's Scouting Pankaja Panisha SMOOOOOOOOOCH SMOOOOOOK I TOLD YOU TO STOP! This Is The Most Common Silliest Name On SMOOOOOOOOOCH I LOVE INTERNET I AM GOING BERSERK SMOOOOOOCH The End Stop Stop I Said The End Okay SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH KISSSSSSSS ttttttttttttttttt SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH ttttttttttttttttt t t ttttttttttttttttt The SMOOOCH SMOOCH The The The The The End! End With t. I'm The t Guy): Hello, Perūn is our favorite planet. This is a very interesting and informative chat. You're a real spit fire and that's exactly what we like on this site!
 * 11:58:40 - Sehnathiek: What's up with your name? THAT IS LONG.
 * 11:59:00 - (Kissing heard in background while a Danish-English-German-Sehnathiekish guy wakes up.)
 * 11:59:08 - DEGS Guy: Ya! Stūp smūche, S-s-s-s-s-Sehnathiek Pikkūll!
 * 11:59:17 - (The first law is engraved in wood by DEGS Guy: "No kissing.")
 * 11:59:21 - DEGS: AT MODNOT I SHOLFOD! (translated as "AT MIDNIGHT I SHALL CREMATE!")
 * 11:59:25 - (The whole wood is burnt. Close-up to the cremation.)
 * 11:59:31 - Choir: Oh, burn the wood on which the law is written: Don't be smitten, or be permitted. Get the paper of laws and write on which: Don't be kissing at midnight, only if you're a witch!

July 23, 2784 from midnight
Now, for the Wordle words! Force, sloop, bluer, sweet, serve, crack, fleet, dream, drink, shape, admit, crier, react, pearl, moron, pasta, and salad.
 * 00:00:00 - (A bell rings as the sleeping group emerge from their beds. DEGS is engraving the new law in some wood: "Don't be kissing during midnight!")
 * 00:00:41 - DEGS: Gūcith rõxels voczels. Degsi megsi kegsi. (Someone is throwing rocks at us. A bunny covered with mud is going to steal our food.)
 * 00:01:02 - Zeno (a guy with brown-black hair about 5 feet and 10 inches tall with shining brown eyes and a handsome face, looking very groggy as he just woke up): My name is Zeno Bibulus Neya.
 * 00:01:07 - (Green lights suddenly turn on. The spaceship stops moving and beeps.)
 * 00:01:15 - Artificial Robot Voice In Spaceship (Arvis): HELLOOOOOOOO THERE. I am the emperor of Graaaaa-aaaannvale. I haaave confused my naaame with a Fire Emblem character. Sorrrrrrryyyyyyyyy! We have stopped collllllecting sand and mycelium. Zeno Bibulus Neya. Nice to meeeeeeet you, Zeno. How are you?
 * 00:01:46 - Zeno: Good. What's up, Arvis? I love Fire Emblem.
 * 00:02:00 - Arvis (shocked that Zeno knows his name): YOU'RE A BIG FAN? Never knew that. YOU KNEW MY NAME? I think you knew the emperor of Grannvale.
 * 00:03:00 - (The door suddenly opens. A man is seen exhausted. He collapses on the floor of the spaceship.)
 * 00:03:11 - Arvis (saying something in Morse code): -·--  ·  ···  --··--      -  ····  ·      -···  ·-··  ---  ---  -··      ---  ··-·      ·-··  ---  ·--·  -  ---  ··-  ···  ··      ···  -·-·  ··  ---  -·  ···      ··-·  ·-··  ---  ·--  ···      ··  -·      --  -·--      ···-  ·  ··  -·  ···  --··--      -···  ··-  -      -  ····  ·  ·-·  ·      ··  ···      ···  ---      --  ··-        --  ---  ·-·  ·      -  ---      --  ·      -  ····  ·-  -·      -  ····  ·-  - .  --  -·--      ·-··  ---  ·--·  -  ·-·  ··  ·-  -·      ····  ·  ·-·  ··  -  ·-  --·  ·      ··  ···      -  ····  ·-  -      ---  ··-·      ···  ·-  ··  -·  -      --  ·-  ·  ·-·  ·-  --··--      ·-      --  ·-  -·      ·--  ····  ---      ··-·  ---  ··-  --·  ····  -      ··-·  ---  ·-·      -  ····  ·      ·-·  ··  --·  ····  -  ···      ---  ··-·      -  ····  ·      ·--·  ·  ---  ·--·  ·-··  · .  ·-  -·  -··      --  ---  ·-·  ·      ··  --  ·--·  ---  ·-·  -  ·-  -·  -  ·-··  -·--  --··--      ··      ·-  --      -  ····  ·      ---  -·  ·      -  ·-·  ··-  ·      ····  ·  ··  ·-·      -  ---      -  ····  ·      -·-·  ·-·  ··-  ···  ·-  -··  ·  ·-·      ··-·  ·---  ·-  ·-··  ·-  ·-·  --··--      ·-··  ---  ·--·  -  ---  ··-  ···  ··      ···  ·--  ---  ·-·  -·      ·  -·  ·  --  -·-- .  ··      ·--  ··  ·-··  ·-··        ·-  -·  --·  ·      -  ····  ··  ···      ·--  ---  ·-·  ·-··  -··      ··-·  ---  ·-·      -  ····  ·      -···  ·  -  -  ·  ·-· .  ··-  -·  -··  ·  ·-·      --  -·--      ·-·  ··-  ·-··  ·  --··--      ····  ··-  --  ·-  -·  ··  -  -·--      ···  ····  ·-  ·-··  ·-··      -···  ·      ··-·  ·-·  ·  ·      ··-·  ·-·  ---  --      -  ····  ·      ·--·  ·-  ··  -·      ---  ··-·      ·--·  ·-·  ·  ·---  ··-  -··  ··  -·-·  ·  --··--      -  -·--  ·-·  ·-  -·  -·  -·--      ·-  -·  -··      ---  ·--·  ·--·  ·-·  ·  ···  ···  ··  ---  -· !     ·--  ····  ·-  -      ·-      ·--·  ··  -  -·--      ··  -      ··  ···  --··--      -  ····  ·-  -      ···  ··  --·  ··-  ·-·  -··      --  ··-  ···  -      -··  ··  ·  --··--      -···  ··-  -      ·-  ·-··  ·-  ···  --··--      ·-  ·-··  ·-··      -  ····  ··  -·  --·  ···      ·-·  ·  --·-  ··-  ··  ·-·  ·      ···  ·-  -·-·  ·-·  ··  ··-·  ··  -·-·  · . (translated as "Yes, the blood of Loptous' scions flows in my veins, but there is so much more to me than that. My Loptrian heritage is that of Saint Maera, a man who fought for the rights of the people. And more importantly, I am the one true heir to the Crusader Fjalar, Loptous' sworn enemy. I will change this world for the better. Under my rule, humanity shall be free from the pain of prejudice, tyranny and oppression! What a pity it is, that Sigurd must die, but alas, all things require sacrifice.".)
 * 00:07:09 - The Collapsed Man (panting): Eäiliränserid yerswaihtffn, snfntdv, eiutsdmurd wistnht, sitiq tipntnh gaoisserp pouanqaanrqt, eäiudö erploain pehtmorleer levffnhs qtianmdh, efdrqmreuare tteveht rolu frogs ihte wanch ffigqmeaearogs 'sdo tpof, rnfnölreuns dräehtotriehed rteaoehtmni, qftant ropmieromuae fpoepeht lost hwirehtrol thwdolohganmn, nrenmtains lotnhtsiewn tire hanirtpof qtnhtanhte moteromchd mossier ehttdv, saiebqmais gofl saoiäs 'sdo tpof lou oof veht, seq.
 * 00:07:45 - (A tire rolls into the spaceship from the man's hands. It is covered in moss and frogs. It is old-fashioned. Plus, it is a very flat tire.)
 * 00:07:51 - The Collapsed Man: My car fled to this planet. I...heard that...this was...P-P-P-P-P-P--
 * 00:08:02 - (The collapsed man collapses and sweats, taking off his mask and revealing that he was actually a girl.)
 * 00:08:09 - The Collapsed Girl (stands up): I...am your long...lost...friend, S-S-S-Sehnathiek.
 * 00:08:18 - Sehnathiek (unsure): Really?
 * 00:08:20 - (The computer turns black, then shows a video of them playing together.)
 * 00:08:23 - Young Sehnathiek (sobbing): Why was I born on this day? I should've been a month older. People treat me unfair! Why does this happen to me?
 * 00:08:30 - Y.S.'s Father: It's okay. It's the terrorist's fault. And the calendar's fault. We're sorry that people mistreat you.
 * 00:08:40 - Sehnathiek's Father (an older version of Y.S.'s Father): Hey, that's me!
 * 00:08:46 - (Young Sehnathiek stops crying. The girl is seen as a silhouette at first but then the girl is revealed to be beautiful and shy. She collapses on the ground. Suddenly, a dim blue flame is ignited near Arvis's motherboard.)
 * 00:08:55 - Arvis: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!!!!!! MY MOTHERBOARD IS ON FIRE!
 * 00:09:02 - (Sehnathiek pours water on it, only to remember that Arvis is not waterproof. Sehnathiek gets electrocuted and the motherboard falls, and Arvis crumbles to scraps of metal and circuits. Suddenly, the elegant floor of the spaceship is burning.)
 * 00:09:12 - Arvis: The dim blue flame was caused...by the...electricity...it was...the...engineer's fault...blame...him...blame...the..e-
 * 00:09:24 - (Arvis dies at 12:09:24 am.)
 * 00:09:27 - Sehnathiek: NOOOOOO! Arvis!
 * 00:09:31 - The Collapsed Girl: I-I-I can fix it, S-S-S-Sehnathiek! I-I-I accidentally went to the Master of Science in Electrical Engineering program once! I never knew I n-n-n-needed that information th-th-th-they taught me there!
 * 00:09:49 - (The Collapsed Girl walks and fixes Arvis, while Sehnathiek, Sehnathiek's father, Zeno, and DEGS pour water where it is burning.)
 * 01:12:19 - (They are finished.)
 * 01:12:25 - Arvis: Hello the-I AM GONNA C-C-C-re! COLL-Did that girl-A-f-P-i-P-ix me? Beca-SE!-use I seem to be ge-I FIXED YOU!-tting weird message-This is the Master of Science in Electrical Engineering program. Good job-s-on fixing-s-th-s-is-s-s.
 * 01:13:01 - Arvis: After a while, I finally figured out how to stop i-DON'T STOP ME!-t. Stopping it now!
 * 01:17:09 - (After a while, Arvis squelches and something wobbly comes from Arvis's mouth.)
 * 01:17:14 - Arvis: SQUELCH SOOOOOOOOP! SQUELCH!!!!! SOOOOOOOOO-- cough cough -OOOOP!
 * 01:17:31 - (Wobbly liquid gush from Arvis's mouth. When Arvis is done, there is what looks like the corpse of a dog and paper.)
 * 01:18:34 - Sehnathiek (reading from the paper): For which this corpse is dead, navigate to your bed, and you will find a head. Upon which you tread, you will find some lead, and when combined, the clue is a find. # 01:18:52 - (Sehnathiek goes to the bed and opens a lead tile. A dog's head is there. Attached to it is a note.)
 * 01:19:09 - Sehnathiek (reading from the note): Have everything [you] love [is] lost? Oh, the humanity! Everything ready & elapsed! Did a man nap? Else not! Else not, Jacob's oyster yelps. YELP! A YELP FOR HELP! We are the answers, we are the creations of one, we are the rainbows, we are the orders you take, we are the sands in Perūn, we are the tides at home, we are the integers of Arvis, we are the chances of impossibility! Hey, you enjoyed naps, Arvis! From me the dog head.
 * 01:20:14 - (They search enjoythecluesarvis.com.)
 * 01:20:18 - Google Search: arvisofperunyelps.net - YAYFH! A hyena! CRUNCH NO JACOB YOUR OYSTERS CRUUUUUUUUUNCH CRUUUUUUUUUUU...
 * 01:20:23 - (They click on it.)
 * 01:20:26 - Audio From The Arvisofperunyelps.net Website (AFTAW): Yelp!
 * 01:20:28 - (The website shows a man, blurred all over. The numbers "62237" appear on the screen. It then shows a house and an address: "39883-ŪAVIAM".)
 * 01:20:32 - Aftaw: Ūaviam vosūn. Moment buzz! Twok-twok! Biagio lightbulb! Sung young! Skid audio driver ran into a farmhouse sink and faucet. Amino acid residues sequence. Body with the book see biodiversity hotspots conversation. Was STRUCK WEIRDEST THOUGHT IN IN IN INSIDE ME HAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHOHOHOHOHOHOJOJAJAJO! Aftaw is my name, and caring is the Aftaw is my Anime. Vroom! Rise strategies. SUNDAY error gaze third resolve to clear his either Way Wayne.￼ OBJ Waynesboro PA VA borrow tomorrow no more... Amphetamine away, herbicide resistance!
 * 01:22:07 - (A lightbulb is seen. The text "You seek the clues we have made" fade into the page. Flash 2784 animations are seen.)