Uh-Oh! Another Devons Movie/Quotes

'Uh-Oh! Another Devons Movie' is as 1993 film directed and produced by Walter Gyver. It is the sequel to The Devons Movie, and is based off of Walter Gyver's famous sitcom, The Devons.

Dialogue

 * Host: Alright, up next on this wonderful evening, the winner of the 104.3 FM Summer Radio Contest, Zachary Devon!
 * [people cheer while Zachary walks on stage]
 * Zachary: Alright everybody, are you ready to kick some a**?
 * Crowd: Yeah!
 * Zachary: I can't hear you! I said, are you ready to kick some a**?
 * Crowd: (louder) Yeah!
 * ["Sucker DJ" by Dimples D plays]
 * DJ: Turn up the music.
 * Zachary: I was at a jam, the other night, I was feelin' real good, so the feelin' was right. I came to the party for a different kinda action, the next thing I know, I was doin' the Michael Jackson. I was thrown off beat and my feet got tired, the Sucker DJ just oughta be fired. He was clippin' and a-slippin', even tried back cuein', the Sucker DJ didn't know what he was doin'. Then I said to my pals, "This ain't the place to be," half the fellas only came 'cause the ladies were free. So, we left the place before the next cut was played, my friend said to me, "I'm glad we never paid." So, I called Marley Marl on the very next day, then we cut a rap about the Sucker DJs.
 * Bernie: Zachary's killin' it!
 * Tia: What?
 * Bernie: It's street-talk.
 * Zachary: See, to be a DJ, you gotta do your best, have you're own kinda style, not like the rest. No jumpin' up and down, spinnin' with your feet, 'cause the music that you play has to be on beat. So Marley Marl went down to take a test, to see who could cut up music best. They were all lined up and ready to spin, you could see in their faces that they wanted to win. Yes, Marley took a test to become a DJ, he cut the music, went a-somethin' this way. He cut the music with so much class, them Sucker DJs was a bust on their a**. So when the time was up, they just couldn't believe, what the man, Marley Marl has just achieved. To get the people dancin' on the wackiest jam, 'cause Marley Marl was one hell of a man, So to those DJs that think you're the greatest, just stop, look and listen, cause you haven't heard the latest.
 * Zachary: Then we cut a rap about the Sucker DJs. Then we cut a rap about the Sucker DJs. Then we cut a rap about the Sucker DJs. Then we cut a rap, then we cut a rap, then we cut a rap about the Sucker DJs. So just listen party people while I got your attention, there's a few more things I'd like to mention. My name is Zachary but they call me Zackie Zee, ain't a teen in the world could rap like me. I got big green eyes, holes in my cheeks, hypnotizin' rap every time I speak. Yeah, I can make you fall in love if you give me a chance, I ain't talkin' 'bout sex, or the kind of romance. But it's my style, my charm, let me go on, it's how chilly I can be when it starts to get warm. Now I'm six foot five, stayin alive, in this world, Zackie Zee will sure 'nough survive. With the robbers, the stealers, the cocaine dealers, the haters, the stabbers, the pocketbook grabbers the laughin', the cryin', the livin' and the dyin', you're hired then fired, we're all gettin' tired, the workin', the foolin' when the other man is rulin', the pushers, the users, the drug abusers, the killings, the feelin', when takin' allergy medicine, But I will survive, yeah, I will survive, hey, I will survive 'cause I'm always chillin', and ready and willin' to rock for y'all.
 * DJ: Get, down! Get down! Yeah, let's get on down. Get, down! Get down! Music make you lose control. Get, down! Get down! Yeah, let's get on down. Get, down! Get down! [Zachary break-dances during this part]
 * Zachary: Then we cut a rap about the Sucker DJs. Then we cut a rap about the Sucker DJs. Then we cut a rap about the Sucker DJs. Then we cut a rap, then we cut a rap, then we cut a rap about the Sucker DJs.
 * [Song ends while people cheer as Zachary walks off-stage]
 * Host: That was Zachary Devon, or Zackie Zee. Let's hear it!