The Princess and The Cobbler (2018 El Kadsreian English Dub)/Quotes

King Nod (voiced by Christopher Berger)

 * Oh my god! My daugther! MY DAUGHTER!! MY DAUGHTER OH MY GOD!! MY CHILD!! AAAHH!! HELP ME!! HELP ME TO HELP HER!?

Dialouge

 * ZigZag: Oh Great King Nod - have no fear! Zigzag your Grand Vizier is here!
 * King Nod: Death and destruction, Zigzag! My Kingdom will come to destruction and death!
 * ZigZag: Be calm Serene Highness. You must catch your breath. What dawn of disaster? Why speak you of death?
 * King Nod: I've had a dream. A nightmare! No! A vision! A vision of invasion! A race of one-eyed men!


 * Dying Solider: One.. Eye...
 * Zigzag: One eye?
 * Dying Solider: Is... Coming!
 * Princess Yum-Yum: One eye?
 * Princess Yum-Yum's Nurse: Eye?
 * King Nod: One eye!? Aah! Oh my god! Where's the balls? (gasps) AAAAAAAAAHH!!! THE BALLS ARE GONE!!! MY KINGDOM WILL COME TO DESTRUCTION AND DEATH!!!


 * King Nod: I'll give you anything, ZigZag! Just do it!
 * Zigzag: As my peril will be dire, you must grant's my heart desire.
 * King Nod: Which is?
 * Zigazg: I require, sire. Your daughter Yum-Yum. (whispers) To wedding.
 * King Nod: (laughing) You? Worthy of my daughter? A practitioner of the black arts? (laughing) No. She can only marry a man pure of heart. You will never marry her! Never! (laughing) Not in a thousand years.
 * Zigzag: (leaves) We'll see who wins at the end of the day! We'll see who ends up grieving! I'll go to the One-Eyes right away! I'm taking my balls and leaving!