Bootleg Sonic Games from Hell/Transcript


 * title shows*

HI HI HI HI

i'm playing bootleg sonic games ONCE again....

also reaction  to some fan stuff, including not really "fan" which you asked me to react to grand dad. So...

(Greek Sonic shows and then starts the game)

WOW! What the f**k.

Ok.

(Motobug comes to Sonic and already dies)

Umm.... Ok?

So we have some Greek Sonic or like Egyptian Sonic or something;

This is stolen from Pocket Adventure......

(Facepalm)

This isn't a hack! Somebody made this...

But....

(Koe dies again)

(Shows Sonic Crab pinching Sonic's skin)

What am i looking at. What. Tell me now.

What am i what am I looking at what am I

looking at what what is this decided I got an Crab pinching Sonic's skin, already peeled off?

And lookie-lookie it's Sonic's head spines

Naw hacca's a good option for me.

(Sonic's skull shows)

gosh almighty I oh my goodness I'm gonna

have nightmares

Next game.

(Sonic & Knuckles Adventure title screen appears)

I mean they they they they tried kinda

kinda that's a good sound effect that's

a great sound effect that's how I

remember that sound effect y'know dude

(4:50 in duration, when Koe's almost done with Level 1)

THERE'S AN F**KING EGGMAN BOX AT THE CHECKPOINTS AND SIGN!

This is an Mario-equse Boss, not Sonic..

Well Mario debuted on the NES same console as this port's so i better shut up

down oh wait did i just

(Ending)

there we go there there we go there we

go there proudly displayed-

never talk to me or my son EVER AGAIN

that's more like

it!

Good!

(plays Coelum the Dog port)

[Koe dies.] I'm gonna move to the next game here... whatever.

[continue screen loads] Coelum the Nnnaw hhhhaca! Nnnaw hhhhaca! Nnnaw hhhhaca.

[clicks on "No hacer"; game over screen load]

[shouting:]WHAT?! What the f*** is that??? [very long pause as Koe tries to collect her thoughts]

[title screen loads; the pause continues] [whispering:]What... the he-- is that?

[starts the game again]

[normal voice:]I need to see that again please. [Koe proceeds to rant about the gory Coelum artwork for 8 minutes.]

(cough)

Sonic 4!

(Starts playing)

I could make this easily...

(ROM Hacks Coelum the Dog game into Mario 4)

Maybe not

But let's play my game anyways!

(Plays)