The Crazy Crash Bandicoot Show!/Songs

Here's a list of all songs from the Crazy Crash Bandicoot Show, including lyrics.

Theme Song
Crash Bandicoot!

Crash, Bandicoo-oot!

Crash Oh Crash Bandicoot!

Sharing the same apartment

With a sister, girlfriend and

a childhood friend?

They're all in the N.Sane Crew

Facing evil from who?

The N.Gins of course!

Whenever there's trouble,

they'll be there on the double

they'll also be bustin' some tunes!

A Band everyone adores,

The N.Gins are a bore!

Need I Say more!

Crash Bandicoot!

Crash, Bandicoo-oot!

Crash Oh Crash Bandicoot!

It's the crazy...

Insane-y

Show...

It's the crazy...

Insane-y

Crash Bandicoot Show...

No! To Breakfast
Crash: Mom's got me,

To go and eat!

Coco: Mom's got me,

To go and eat!

Crash and Coco: She tells me to sit down,

It'll be ready soon...

Crash: I ain't buying that...

Coco: So I flip the table and I break my glass of OJ!

Crash: I know it isn't okay but today...

I'm not feelin' it...

Crash and Coco: No! To Breakfast

I'll have a snack today...

Chips, Crackers and Cookies

Fill me up quite decently!

No! To Breakfast

Crash: It's quite the same...

Crash and Coco: Can we not have eggs and Bacon

I'm feelin' like some cereal today...

Can we not have eggs and Bacon

I'm feelin' like some cereal today...

Sarcasm
Crash: I don't get why you're talking to me like that...

You don't sound positive at all...

You sound like you're not pleased,

almost like you've lost it all...

You begin the sentence with "Oh"

Like you already know.

We're gonna believe it...

You're too sarcastic!

And I ain't buying it!

Sarcasm is like a curse...

But things don't turn out worse...

Unless your bubbles really burst

'cause you've been sarcastic a million times...

Do you have to alter your voice when you speak?

It's like your vocal chords go in-between

It's Sarcasm...

It's Sarcasm,

Maybe you've got it all wrong!

(Sarcasm, Sarcasm!)

Stop!

We Ain't buying it!

Rollin' N.Gins!
N.Gin: Put your freaky hands together for...

The N.Gins aka the band you love!

We've sold so many albums in 1 year!

No I ain't lyin' one bit.

Isn't it funny how

Those Bandicoots make our world upside down...

They'll fail, oh they'll fail...

Crash and his sister are no fun

They think we're smelly and dumb

We're better, superior...

We are the Rollin' N.Gins...

We put our hearts to making music

and we crush them...

Like how the N.Sane Crew crushed our hearts

We are the Rollin' N.Gins...

We put soul into our songs,

while the N.Sane crew sing about not eating breakfast

We're singing about ourselves...

Comeback Song
Crash: We're more than the Band

Who refuses to eat their breakfast,

Ska is our thing!

We're the Kings and Queens of it,

We make everybody happy when we sing!

Coco: We know how to dance,

We know how to sing!

Do you think screaming's like singing?

You screech real loud

you make the world turn round

and I mean that in a bad way!

Crash and Coco: This is our Comeback song,

The one you want to sing along!

Which you're free, to do now!

It's the chorus everybody sing along now!

Whenever, wherever we find our moment

It's written like a melody...

Do Re Mi!

Crash: We know how to dance,

We know how to sing!

You can't do anything!

We're so upbeat

You're not to treat

us this way!

Crash and Coco: This is our Comeback song,

The one you want to sing along!

Which you're free, to do now!

It's the chorus everybody sing along now!

Whenever, wherever we find our moment

It's written like a melody...

Do Re Mi!

The Slop N' Stuf Jingle
Crash and Coco: Do you want to eat,

where there's good treats,

then you've come to the place!

Do you want to eat,

where there's good treats,

Come to Slop N' Stuff!

Crash: Nachos and Dips and a Wumpa Pie!

Burgers appealing to a Bandicoot's eyes!

Coco: Milkshakes that are good!

Fries never so cold!

and the trademark sloppy jeff!

Crash: You can guarantee,

Everything's yummy

when you dine here!

You can see the N.Sane Crew

comin' here

to have some bites

(Have some bites)

Coco: Of Slop N' Stuf!

Crash and Coco: Do you want to eat,

where there's good treats,

then you've come to the place!

Do you want to eat,

where there's good treats,

Come to Slop N' Stuff!

Come to Slop N' Stuff!

Worldwide Girl
Coco: I'm Pretty! I'm Smart

I'm very silly!

And I love being worldwide,

I'm Cute, I'm Cool!

Some say I'm trendy

And I love being worldwide!

I love travelling across the world

Lookin' at all the sites

from our city to Bejing!

There's something for everybody!

I like to take pictures of Animals

And I love to do some for myself!

From the good times, to the bad ones!

It's my life I decide where I wanna go...

So...Oh!!

Hello, Worldwide girl!

Anybody seen the Worldwide girl?

Who has the laptop?

Who has green eyes

and who has a hair in a ponytail?

It's the one,

It's the only

Worldwide girl...

Clap your Hands!

Your wish is my command!

Worldwide girl...