Bluey Gost


 * i can't spell cuz i'm 5 y/o; bare with me

Bluey Gost is an American-British-Canadian-Irish-Japanese-Chinese-North Korean anim(at)e(d) television series created by Robbert Buttstain. It aired on 2CFBC (20th Century Fox Broadcasting Company) on it's 2FCBC Kids block from May 13th 1995 to November 20th 2020. It airs in syndication on, , a lot of affiliates, some  stations, at least two  affiliates,  stations in Southern California, probably , 's Child Swim programming block, , , and. It also airs internationally on a number of channels, including Salt Cover and TV Maresol in Brazil.

Produced by Blueytoons Productions Worldwide Inc., Motherfucker Productions, (1996-2002),  (2002-present),, , , , , , , , and ... among others.

Buttstain conceived the show in 1846 when he made two characters named Fat Guy and Dr. Nutbean. Then he pitched the show. Then it got produced. Then it got broadcast. It exists. It's on home video sets by Blueytoons Home Video Entertainment because you gotta have that home video fetishism.

This show is the greatest show of all time. It got really popular because critics like it because of the stick people, logo humor, and sheer absurdity originality. Since it's the best show of all time and also good, it got a movie, Bluey Gost: The Movie, which got released and it got theaters in February 28, 2005.

It streams on in US & Canada,  in UK & Ireland ( in Scotland),  in China, and  elsewhere. It's streaming on Blueytoons+ in literally every country in the world, even.

Development
The series was first conceived by Robbert Buttstain when he was at —which doesn't have a full name anymore—in the 1840s. The idea for two characters named Fat Guy and Dr. Nutbean, absolutely clobbered his ass. They had blue eyes and they were really fat. Then they got redesigned. Don't ask how. After that he made PBS Man, NBC Man, BBC Man, Man, and a bunch of doctors and sailors and shit.

Some  ripoff aired a short for the show in the 1990s. Parents loved the lazy-ass MS Paint / Movie Maker animation but hated the dirty words and sex jokes and " violence ".

In the '90s, a pilot was pitched to Fox because apparently we're just jumping networks now. Produced by Blueytoons and Canadian studio Motherfucker Productions, in association with other companies. They like MS Paint. The show was supposed to air on Fox, but it was bad, so instead they showed a different but equally bad episode, as we exist in a world where quality matters not apparently. The episode was also put in tiny tapes and shipped off to  (UK/Ireland),  (Canada),  (Japan), and the. They were delivered via envelopes whose insides were caked with set to explode if the channels rejected the show. To make it exportable in China and North Korea, and  instructed a mass killing of half of the pilot's production staff, kidnapped animator Werry Tard to coerce him into  roleplay, and ordered for "fresh blood" to produce the show. was also brought in as an Executive Producer, and assigned as the show's Creative Director. and collectively owned 50% of the franchise;  or  or whoever the fuck owned 10% of the franchise,  owned 10%,  owned 10%,  owned 10%, Blueytoons owned 10%, and I own a lawn covered in dog crap and the house out of which my wife walked with my children, then proceeding to take our minivan as well. (God, I hate her.) was also involved in development even though it wasn't even a thing back then.

After cel animation began to grow too expensive to continue using, Motherfucker Productions and Blueytoons outsourced the animation to a digital animation firm in Lurenberg, called Arsch Animation. They worked on the show until 2013, when the entire staff of the studio died in a mysterious pot-luck incident that the police said was "best left unsolved".

By the end of the show's run, China Central Television and Korean Central Television had taken 90% of the show and routinely sent animators they hated to the. Buttstain himself almost ended up "getting camped" but used his 1990s animator powers to kill opponents. (He was later kidnapped by English-speaking personnel.)

Some (overpaid) motherfuckers from a country Aisaleaf were also involved in production; this detail was not made public until Elon Musk bought Twitter in the 2020s. Since September 2023, this claim has been disputed due to the Gost not being Bluey enough.

Voice Cast
emotionless text-to-speech voices that get annoying real fast Y'ALL READY OK HERE WE GO
 * Robert Buttstain as Little Boi, Dr. Nutbean, Sailor Bean, Little Boi 22
 * Billy Opal as Little Boi 2, Little Boi 3, Little Boi 4, Little Boi 5, Little Boi 6, Little Boi 7, Little Boi 8, Little Boi 9, Little Boi 10, Little Boi 11, Little Boi 12, Little Boi 13, Little Boi 14, Little Boi 15, Little Boi 16, Little Boi 17, Little Boi 18, Little Boi 19, Little Boi 20, Little Boi 21, Little Boi 23, Little Boi 24, Little Boi 25, Little Boi 27, Little Boi 28, Little Boi 29, Little Boi 30, Little Boi 31, Little Boi 32, Little Boi 33, Little Boy 34, Little Boi 35, Little Boi 36, Little Boi 37, Little Boi 38, Little Boi 39, Joe the Cab Driver
 * Guy Named Lee as Little Boi 26
 * Georgia Peach as somebody's mum innit
 * Roberta Buttstain as Little Grrl
 * Barack Obama as Dr. NutObamabean
 * Tony Blair (speaking) and Joe Biden (singing) as ur mum
 * Rosanne Arnold Barr Thomas or whatever the fuck her name is as herself
 * Andrew Garfield as Spider-Dr.Nutbean
 * Ric Flair as Dr. NutWOOObean
 * Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Little Rock Boi / Big Papa Dick
 * Chris Lilley as Mr. Blackfacebean
 * Robstain Buttbert as Bittle Loi
 * Cillian Murphy as Beanie Beanenheimer
 * Niatsttub Trebor as Iob Elttil
 * David Duchovny as FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder
 * Gillian Anderson as FBI Special Agent Dana Scully
 * me as myself
 * you as yourself
 * us as ourself
 * us
 * vs.
 * them
 * And Jerry Mathers as The Beaver
 * And Jerry Mathers as The Beaver

Merchandising
Bara Buti juice drinks have featured Bluey Gost characters in their advertising, including the promotional tie-in flavor "Blue Paint and Castrol GTX Punch", which featured special adverts including one featuring a special song for the advert sung by Little Boi, Ratstar Johnny and the twin brother of the cousin of a plumber who was once hired by international pop megastar Katy Perry.

In 2014, limited edition Bluey Gost condoms went on sale at locations worldwide.

inaporppriatee
it's like really inappropriate and they say the N-word and make sex jokes and shit like that innit

"Too Violent 4 Telly," said some mommy organization.

"The guy who writes down reports for us threw the TV out the window, and he's the same one who had to see the Family Guy episode where Quagmire killed the Simpson family," said the.

OH MY GAWD THIS SHOW IS FUCKING ATROCIOUS AS FUCK WHY WAS IT ON FOR 25 FUCKING YEARS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Viacom/Universal logo incident
The episode "BeanTrek Gets Fucked in the Dressing Room at Ann Taylor" (original air date March 30th 2004) received significant backlash from television critics for a scene where BeanTrek watches TV and the infamous V of Doom logo appears but the last two notes of the scary music that makes you wanna piss yourself get cut off for the 1991  logo. The episode was criticized by viewers from around the world for dissin' that oh-so-legendary V of Doom and for negatively depicting the aforementioned Universal Television logo as condoning antiviacomvofdoomlogoism.

The writer of the episode, Herbert Azzcheex, received death threats in the mail for the episode and subsequently left the show. Buttstain claimed in a written statement that "[the] scene was meant to make fun of antiviacomvofdoomlogoism, not condone it [...] I have nothing against the Viacom community—I have love for y'all, in fact, and so does the rest of the Bluey Gost writing staff, including Herbert Azzcheex."

Warner Bros. logo plaster
The episode "BeanTrek Gets Fucked in the Dressing Room at Ann Taylor 2: Deep Penny-tration" (original air date May 2nd 2012) was criticized for including a scene where Little Boi 17 and Little Boi 20 are watching  and the 1984 logo is plastered with the 2001 logo. This was condemned by U.S. President, Singaporean President , and several other world leaders who think the 1984 logo is more precious than food, water, clothing, and shelter. Buttstain apologized for this unfortunate moment and stated that "i'm didnt mean to hurt you all tbh". Versions of the episode aired in local syndication and on have the 1984 logo inserted in the 2001 logo's place.

Hulk Hogan issues
After an "argument", Eric Bischoff was replaced as Creative Director by, who frequently shot down the ideas submitted by the team, either by saying "You're a jabroni, get out of my office!" (HAHA HE DOESN'T SAY "THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME BROTHER") or legdropping the offending writers. The script for "Dr. Nutbean Bathes in Expired Mr. Pibb from 1980" was rejected 525600 times in a row by Hogan before Robert Buttstain wrote the script for "Dr. Nutbean Has a Lovely Vacation in Flint, Michigan" in an evening.

Mike Scully issues
After replacing Hulk Hogan, Mike Scully was criticized for making the show worse than any episodes of The Simpsons made under his watch or involvement. This culminated in an infamous scene in "Sailor Bean Starts a Unlicensed Gambling Establishment Out of An Abandoned Circuit City" where Little Boi 37 and Little Boi 26 are watching  and Little Boi 26 says "Oh hush yourself bitch" to the logo. This incident was condemned by U.S. President Barack Obama, U.K. Prime Minister, President of the Kevin Baugh and other fine folks. This resulted in Scully being fired (as in he was set on fire and thrown out the window) and Robert Buttstain becoming de facto Creative Director.

"Fantastic Penile Fracture" music video
On March 26th 2016, the episode "Dr. Nutbean and Little Rock Boi Go to New York and They Both Get Their Asses Totally Whooped by the American Dragon and Others: Part 1" aired. The original airing featured a scene during the end credits where Dr. Nutbean and Little Rock Boi sing a song titled "Fantastic Penile Fracture" which contains lyrics about an incident from Dr. Nutbean's college years where he fractured his weiner and received a £420,000,000,000 hospital bill. This scene resulted in complaints being filed to the. FCC special agents raided the [Fox or 2CFBC or whatever network we're going with at this point] headquarters and killed everyone. Blood, brains, guts, etc. were all over the room.

The next day, Buttstain released a written apology, saying in part that "maybe a song about penile fracture ain't so good an idea, dawg". Home video releases, syndicated reruns, and streaming services replace this with a cold open where Dr. Nutbean wets his pants and gets zapped by a T-posing 3D clone.