Fictional Cinema Snob Episodes/Bionicle VII: Sea of Darkness

Transcript

 * The Snob: What the f***, I thought Bionicle VI sent the franchise elsewhere than El Kadsre, now it's going under the sea? They're really trying to recoup the budget of a successful movie that did not fail!
 * (Title card)
 * The Snob: From the father of one of the creators of that new cartoon based off that one book featured on Reading Rainbow, comes Bionicle VII: Sea of Darkness, the next entry in the Technic Heroes franchise, clearly because the last entry was too f***ing cool to rehash off land!
 * (Miramax logo appears)
 * The Snob: This film was released by Sexual Assault Productions...
 * (Credits play)
 * The Snob: ...and it's concept was headed by the director and writer duo of the other movies, plus the producer of the last movie! It also comes to us from the Mrs. Illinois America Pageant and a Cue ball, weird producers to list in an action film featuring Power Rangers ripoffs. And I'm glad Rinava are able to enter this Navy ship via the Power of Rock... and obvious cuts!
 * (Rinava begin performing)
 * Ryu Judoku: Look at you, fightin' for your rights!
 * (Cut back to the Snob)
 * The Snob: I'm glad El Kadsre brought us This Ain't The Beastie Boys, A Triple X Band Parody.