Fictional Billy Mays Commercials/Nagasaki Pro Knife

Filmed in 2007 at, , aired in 2008.

Produced by HRV Advertising Pty. Ltd. for Dasher Direct LLC.

Transcript

 * (Cut to a diamond ring cutting glass)
 * Announcer (Patrick Guttormsen): Diamonds are one of the hardest materials known to man, and can even cut glass safely!
 * (Cut to a diamond ring being "used" to cut a tomato)
 * Announcer (Patrick Guttormsen): But it can't cut a tomato!
 * (Cut to a load of vegetables and fruits)
 * Announcer (Patrick Guttormsen): Wish you could try to cut all your fruits & vegetables, and more, with ease?
 * (Cut to Billy Mays in a kitchen holding the Nagasaki Pro Knife)
 * Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here for the Nagasaki Pro Knife!
 * (Billy begins to use the knife to cut a tomato)
 * Billy Mays: The best everlasting & sharp knife that money can buy! It can cut a tomato into paper-thin slices at a fast pace!
 * (Cut to steaks, a baugette, and a box of frozen broccoli being cut with the Nagasaki Pro Knife)
 * Billy Mays: It can cut steaks, bread, and frozen food with ease!
 * (Cut to the Nagasaki Pro Knife being used to cut a old shoe and then another tomato)
 * Billy Mays: It's so sharp it can cut through this old shoe, yet can still stay sharp enough afterwards cut a tomato with ease!
 * (Animation: Nagasaki Pro Knife layering)
 * Billy Mays: The secret is the genuine Japanese santoku steel combined with a diamond ceramic coating!
 * (Cut to the Nagasaki Pro Knife being used to cut a branch and then a cucumber)
 * Billy Mays: That makes it powerful enough to cut a branch in two, yet still able to stay sharp enough to cut a cucumber as well.
 * (Cut to Billy holding the Nagasaki Pro Knife)
 * Billy Mays: How much would you pay for this amazing knife?
 * (Cut to the Nagasaki Pro Chef's Knife being used to cut a ham)
 * Billy Mays: Before you answer, watch this! This is the Nagasaki Pro Chef's Knife, perfect for carving and cutting ham, turkey, chicken, and much more!
 * (Cut to the Nagasaki Pro Chef's Knife being used to remove the knife off a slice of fish)
 * Billy Mays: It can even make fish jump right out of it's skin! That's incredible!
 * (Cut to the Nagasaki Pro Chef's Knife being used to cut a loaf of bread)
 * Billy Mays: And I guarantee that it can be the best bread knife you'll ever have!