Circus Playhouse & Food Emporium (fictional)/Commercials

The BIG Pizza Deal (February)

 * Narrator: Tony Stoicheff
 * Jingle Composition/Lyrics: Marv Simpleton, C.J. Valentine
 * Agency: Atlantis Advertising Corporation

Script

 * (NARRATOR) People are rushing to Circus Playhouse & Food Emporium for our latest offer - the BIG Pizza Deal! Where a family-size large topping pizza is only $5.95! Everybody's excited for a great deal like this at Circus Playhouse - we've just been voted America's best chain restaurant to take the kids! Plus the deal comes with 10 free tokens for Playhouse GameZone! So, if you're hungry for our $5.95 BIG Pizza Deal and a chance to play the coolest arcade games around, come to Circus Playhouse!
 * (A man attempts to take a seat, only for a disembodied hand to point at him angrily)
 * (NARRATOR) Uh-uh, no-no-no-no-no! That's my seat!
 * (SINGER) Come to Circus Playhouse, it's the best choice for fun!

St. Louis Classic (August)

 * Narrator: Duke Rowell
 * Jingle Composition/Lyrics: Marv Simpleton, C.J. Valentine
 * Singers: Daphne Hills-Clarke, Francine Love, Laura Valentine, Shauna Terry
 * Agency:

Script

 * (SINGER) Come to Circus Playhouse, it's the best choice for fun!
 * (NARRATOR) Here's my favorite - Circus Playhouse's St. Louis Classic! With a crispy crackery crust, authentic tangy Provel cheese and sweet and zesty sauce, its got that great St. Louis taste without the road trip! Right now, get a large St. Louis Classic for only $7.99! And we'll throw in 10 free tokens for fun and games at Playhouse GameZone! Circus Playhouse's St. Louis Classic plus 10 free tokens for only $7.99! It's the tastiest deal in town!
 * (SINGER) Come to Circus Playhouse, it's the best choice for fun!