If Phineas And Ferb Was Rated R

Script
Phineas: Hey ferb, what do you want to mother****ing do today

Ferb: *silence*

Phineas: Like s*** you do, i want to build a mother****ing nudist club

Candace: Oh f***, Phineas the d*** and Ferb the a**e are building a f***ing nude club

Phineas: Speaking of which, where the f*** is perry the c***sucker

Narrators: Bow Chicka Bow Wow Bow Chicka Bow Wow, Perry!

Monogram: Hello, Perry the C***sucker, what s*** have you wasted your a** on recently

Doof: F*** you perry the C***sucker