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In my universe (like Creation's universe), Minecraftia, Kanto, Robloxia, Gtasia and the Mushroom Kingdom do not exist. Sorry to the users who created those countries.

Kittenolivian TV Announcements

 * KTV1, March 2002: "Well now, you might want to take a good look at this particular red clock because it's the last time you're going to see it. As you may have heard, our trusty balloon has finally run out of hot air and later today KTV1 gets a whole bright new look. So, if you want to impress your friends and be one of the first people to see it - if your friends are impressed by that kind of thing of course - then make sure you're here at 9am. And if you're looking for something to keep yourself occupied for the next six-and-a-bit hours, then may I suggest KTV Nightscreen which is coming up in just a moment and then join us for 'Good Morning Kittenolivia' at 6 o'clock. So, from this clock and the KTV1 balloon, it's goodbye. And from me, Dave Dixon, on behalf of everyone at KTV Broadcasting House in Kittenolivia City, it's goodnight."
 * ICHC Network (unaired KEBS script from mid-80s): "We interrupt our program at the request of the Kittenolivian Government. This is the Kittenolivian Emergency Broadcast System. All normal broadcasting has been discontinued during this emergency. ICHC Network will continue to broadcast, furnishing news, official information and instruction, as soon as possible. I repeat. We interrupt our program at the request of the Kittenolivian Government. This is the Kittenolivian Emergency Broadcast System. All normal broadcasting has been discontinued during this emergency. ICHC Network will continue to broadcast, furnishing news, official information and instruction, as soon as possible. Do not use your telephone. The telephone lines should be kept open for official use. The Kittenolivian Emergency Broadcast System has been activated to keep you informed. To repeat. ICHC Network will continue to broadcast, furnishing news, official information and instruction, as soon as possible. Stay tuned for further emergency information. It is important that you listen carefully to announcements."
 * ICHC Network (sound problem from 1977 during a report about the death of Elvis Presley): "We have temporarily lost the sound portion of this ICHC Network program. The trouble is along transmitter lines and KRTC engineers have been notified. The trouble is not in your home receiver. We expect the sound to be restored shortly. Meanwhile, we will continue with the picture portion of the program."
 * KTV2 (sound problem from 1975): "Our sound portion of this program has been lost at the originating source in Catrock. We are continuing with the video portion of this presentation; we ask your indulgence - please stand by."

Hatsune Miku broadcast signal intrusion, 2009: Investigation
The Kittenolivia's Bureau of Investigation was called in to investigate the incident. They determined which teleport uplink site had the capability to override the ICHC Network signal. That narrowed it down to two uplink sites, with the character generator graphics used to determine which one. They then knew the operator who was on duty at that time. The KBI learned an accountant had overheard Jefferson at a payphone and obtained a license plate number of a car owned by Jefferson.

Solaris 1 carried the ICHC Network feed at a rate of 125 watts with relay signals sent out at 6,385 MHz. The Catrock Times determined that Jefferson could have potentially taken over the signals of three satellites. The first was by taking over the Kittenolivian feed of BBC World News had he positioned his satellite dish at the KittenStar 301 satellite, operated by KittenTel, tuned at 6,065 MHz. The second was by taking over the network feed of KTV2 by aiming his satellite dish at 72 degrees west longitude. The final theorized hijacking would be aiming his satellite dish at 100 degrees west longitude, above the Pacific Ocean, with a frequency setting of 293.375 MHz, thereby jamming the signal of Kittenolivian Spanish-language channel Telecinco's satellite, Estrella Uno.

Kittenolivian Pledge of Allegiance (English)
I am a Kittenolivian. I pledge allegiance to the Flag of Kittenolivia, and to the Republic for which it stands; with honor, justice and freedom, one brotherhood uniting all Kittenolivians, in equality, and in love. I am firmly committed to my loyalty to the endless glory of a free Kittenolivia.

Other stuff

 * Sunblitz - used as breakdown music by RegionalSix stations Vypont and Northern in the mid-90s and as testcard music by the ICHC channels today whenever they need to put up a testcard (which is VERY rare). Was also used during the launch of TotalAccess in 1992.