Talk:Gabriel Garza (1992 video game)/@comment-6876359-20190107052429/@comment-4939489-20190107104045

"It was 1991, Gabriel Garza is reigning supreme with The Simpsons, Nicktoons and such as it was the age of good animation, so of course everyone wanted to get a piece of that pie. For weeks, people tried to get a license to develop the game based on the franchise. Absolute Entertainment, of the Home Improvement fame, you know... with the whole manual that says real men don't need instructions, almost released a game for the Atari consoles, 2600 and 7200, but ended up getting scrapped. Says a lot, doesn't it? Well, in the end, the rights went to Acclaim Entertainment. Now that may sound innocent, but if you know your video game history, you also know what Acclaim just acquired at that time. That's right, it's LJN."

"Of course, this is an LJN game, so there has to be something absolutely wrong. The controls are awful beyond salvation! And I shall remind you, this took four months to develop AND IT WASN'T EVEN RELEASED ON CHRISTMAS, SO THERE IS NO EXCUSE! Why on Earth would they release it on February?! What were they thinking?!"

"[realizes there is no Level 5 in other versions of the game, as it cuts to Level 6 immediately] Are you s/////ing me? There's no Level 5 anywhere else? Yeah, no wonder it took four months to make, they didn't even bother to count the levels!"

[throws the game into the ground, causing it to break into a million pieces]