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Giorgio By My Order [1.4]

 * Giorgio: Well, I've done it. I've finally proven that I'm still cool for the present-day, and it's all thanks to you, Leon.
 * Leon: You sure did, Giorgio. (high-fives him) You sure did. (hits wall where a note falls out of Giorgio's first gold disc plaque) Huh? What's this?
 * Giorgio: How come I've never noticed that before? (takes note) Let me read it.
 * Finn von Hagen: (narrated through the note) Dear Giorgio, by the time you are reading this, it's been an a**-kicking 40-49 years since you won this gold record which you found this note in, and I would like to say, thanks for the memories we shared when we worked on Looky, Looky together. Sure, I may be gone by the time you read this, but if I am now, my music career couldn't have been better spent with, than you. Thanks for all the memories. Your friend, Finn von Hagen. P.S. If one of my great grandkids in the future ever work on a song with you, let them know that he/she did a great job with you. (Looky, Looky by Giorgio Moroder begins to play)
 * Leon: Huh, seems like by great grandfather's the reason of your career, huh?
 * Giorgio: You betcha!
 * Leon: Man, it's been some adventure, but I think its time for me to head back to Britain now.
 * Giorgio: Alrighty, then. Buona giornata, friend!
 * Leon: Buona giornata as well, Giorgio.

Ricardo The Prank Monkey: The US Tour [2.9]

 * Ricardo: Alright, alright, I've got this cattail plant here, and that over there is a fake corn dog stand that looks legitimate, and whoever buys this is gonna have a lot of plant fluff coming out of their f**king mouths!
 * Person: Ah, 'ello. Whatcha got there?
 * Ricardo: It's a free corn dog.
 * Person: May I take it?
 * Ricardo: Certainly.
 * Person: Okay. (bites entire plant with one bite, then a lot of fluff comes out of his mouth, then vomit). Ugh! Oh, Shetland! F**k! You said that was a corn dog!
 * Ricardo: You just got pranked by The Prank Monkey!
 * Person: Oh!... Ya got me good! (quietly) Motherf**king monkey.