Monster House (1982 film)/Trailer transcript

Trailer #1
(MPAA Green Rating screen)

(Fades into a black-and-white detailed drawing of Nebbercracker's house)

ANNOUNCER: The old man lives in an old and creepy house.

The old man hated the kids because they were the ones that killed the loved one.

He decided to make his own rules after this, by telling kids to mean things.

Horace Nebbercracker (off-screen): GET OFF MY LAWN!

ANNOUNCER: But when the man had a heart attack, he left the house.

But when the man had a heart attack, he left the house.

If you're messing with the wrong house when the man was not here, you know what's going to happen.

(House's tree hands grab the viewer. House opens its mouth, and the viewer goes to a house and runs back to the door, but the door shuts itself.)

(Cut to a black screen at which point the House's tree hands write Monster House as a logo)

ANNOUNCER: Monster House, Starring Anthony Michael Hall as D.J. Walters, Oliver Robins as Chowder, Edie Baird as Jenny, and Richard Knott as Horace Nebbercracker. Monster House, A film by George Johnson.

(cut to poorly drawn of the evil house's two windows as angry eyes with the text "Coming this November to the Theater near you")

ANNOUNCER: Coming this November to the Theater near you from Golden Nugget Studios.

(sound of the door loudly shuts as cuts to a picture of the Visit Golden Lasso Theme Park Bumper)

(FADES OUT)