Fictional Cinema Snob Episodes/Neo-Shifters vs. Bionicle

Transcript

 * The Snob: This film... is a doozy. I guess I'm gonna have to call in backup to assist me in this review. (The Snob turns left and yells) Ben from Oddity Archive!
 * (Cut to Ben from Oddity Archive behind his cardboard box with a iPad)
 * Ben: I'm ready Mr. Dawn. If I wasn't, I'd be actually doing Archive today.
 * (Cut back to the Snob who turns right and yells)
 * The Snob: Clown Girl from ThatMissQuin!
 * (Cut to Clown Girl on the couch)
 * Clown Girl: I'm ready Cinema Snob! Ready for some fun! *giggles*
 * (Cut back to the Snob who turns left again and yells)
 * The Snob: Chester A. Bum!
 * (Cut to Chester A. Bum)
 * Chester A. Bum: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST CROSSOVER REVIEW I'VE EVER BEEN A PART OF IN MY LIFE!
 * (Cut back to the Snob who turns right again and yells)
 * The Snob: James A. Williams!
 * (Cut to James A. Williams' icon)
 * James A. Williams: Great, I have to review Bionicle and Neo-Shifters at the same time. This is gonna be a doozy.
 * (Cut back to the Snob who turns left again and yells)
 * The Snob: And the planet from Star Babe!
 * (Cut to Phelous)
 * Phelous: I'm not prepared for this, but who cares anymore, it's a partial El TV Kadsre production! So that means it's Michael Vlokozu-approved!
 * (Cut back to the Snob)
 * The Snob: Good, complete gang! Now let's torture ourselves.
 * (Clips from the Bionicle and Neo-Shifters media play)
 * Chester A. Bum: In Bionicle, there's these rock things, called the Turaga, who turn teenagers into superpowered rock formations to stop the BIG BAD OTHER ROCK THINGS! And in Neo-Shifters, it's the same but with fiberglass and steel!
 * Clown Girl: These films do involve clowns in the background, especially in that one scene in Island of Doom.
 * Ben: But we digress, these films tend to get kind of screwed up.
 * (Cut to clips from the film)
 * The Snob: So it just happened that when I had to review Neo-Shifters vs. Bionicle... I had to call for help.
 * (Cut back to Ben)
 * Ben: And of course, this film is already up both me and the Snob's alleys.
 * (Cut to the RGN Special Presentation ident)
 * Announcer: And now, a joint presentation of RGN and El TV Kadsre 1!
 * (Cut back to the Snob)
 * The Snob: So, is there gonna be a scene with a human-cat threesome between Jiro, Daniella, and Glen?
 * (Cut to Daniella rubbing against Quinn Foster)
 * Ben: I hope not, since our respective shows would all be cancelled.