Simpsons Theatre

Simpsons Theatre was an attraction at several Carwardine parks. They operated from 1990-2007.

Locations
Each location has a different pre-show.

Carwardine Colony
Opened May 25, 1990.

The pre-show involved George Washington (voiced by Hank Azaria), Abraham Lincoln (voiced by Harry Shearer) and Chris Carwardine (voiced by himself), arguing who is better than Jebidah Springfield.

This location took up the former location of the Carwardine Colony Preview center that has been abandoned for 10 years.

The attraction had barely any modifications throughout the years, but some were made, in the late 1990s, the original Butterfinger ads were removed from the queue line and replaced with newer ones, before being completely removed in 2002. In 2001, a new sign was added outside the attraction, with "The Simpsons" text being of the merchandise logo rather than the logo on the title card.

Carwardine's Great America
Opened June 1, 1990.

The pre-show is the same as Carwardine Colony, but Chris Carwardine has been replaced with Mayor Quimby.

This location has 3 small theatres versus the one big theatre at Carwardine Colony due to high demand for the show.

The location got a few modifications over the years, for example, in 2002, the new sign that was installed the previous year at Carwardine Colony was added.

Billings' Wild Kingdom
Opened June 2, 1990.

The pre-show involves The Simpsons seeing an old abandoned theatre on an RV journey and playing old videotapes (the episodes).

The location has 2 small theatres.

Chippewa Lake Park
Opened June 5, 1990.

The pre-show is the same as Billings' Wild Kingdom.

The location has 2 medium sized theatres.

Goodtimes Amusement Park
Opened June 12, 1990.

The pre-show involves The Simpsons going to Texas, only to find Goodtimes Amusement Park hosting their videotapes.

The location has 3 medium sized theatres.

Rose Park
Opened June 22, 1990.

The pre-show involves The Simpsons going to Rose Park for a vacation and being shocked that they are playing their old videotapes.

The location has 1 medium sized theatre.

Rose Island
Opened July 4, 1990.

The pre-show involves The Simpsons going to a film festival to host their videotapes.

The location has 1 large sized theatre.

Carwardine Corners
Opened July 11, 1990.

The location has 2 large sized theatres.

Camp Carwardine
Opened July 21, 1990.

The location has 3 large sized theatres.

Carwardine's Adventure Acres
NOTE: Located outside the park and is free of charge for both theme park/hotel guests.

Opened July 31, 1990.

The location has 2 medium sized theatres.

Canada's Adventure Acres
Opened May 22, 1991.

The location has 1 large sized theatre and 1 medium sized theatre.

Marquette Woods Park
Opened May 20, 1992.

The location has 2 medium sized theatres.

Centerpoint Park
Opened May 15, 1993.

The location has 2 large sized theatres.

Dylan Park
Opened May 17, 1993.

The location has 1 medium sized theatre and 1 small sized theatre.

Entertainment Park Down Under
Opened December 12, 1993.

The location has 1 medium sized theatre.

Carwardine C-Zone
Opened May 12, 1994.

The location has 1 small sized theatre.

Layout
This is the typical layout for the show. A 10-minute long "intermission" is between the second blooper reel and The Simpsons Hour Classics,

Warning
This warns people that this 2 hour presentation is maybe not appropriate for younger visitors.

Episode
An episode of the show is shown, mostly random, except on Halloween when it will always be a Treehouse of Horror, Christmas when it will always be a Christmas special and for a week after Phil Hartman's death, which only showed episodes with his voice roles.

Bloopers
An 8 minute "blooper reel" of the episode are shown, if a blooper reel doesn't exist for the episode, an intro blooper reel plays.

Episode
See Above

Bloopers
See Above

The Simpsons Hour Classics
A 50 minute presentation showing most of the Tracey Ullman Shorts.


 * Good Night
 * Watching TV
 * Jumping Bart
 * Burping Contest
 * Making Faces
 * The Funeral
 * What Maggie's Thinking
 * Football
 * House of Cards
 * Bart and Homer's Dinner
 * Space Patrol
 * The Perfect Crime
 * Grampa and the Kids
 * Gone Fishin'
 * Skateboarding
 * The Aquarium
 * Bart's Hiccups
 * Zoo Story
 * Shell Game
 * Bart's Little Fantasy
 * Scary Movie
 * Shoplifting
 * Echo Canyon
 * Bart's Nightmare
 * TV Simpsons

Known "Presentation Reels"
Used during the show's final years between 1999 and 2007.

Reel A-001

 * First Episode: Bart the Genius
 * Second Episode: The Call of the Simpsons

Reel A-002

 * First Episode: There's No Disgrace Like Home
 * Second Episode: Moaning Lisa

Reel A-003

 * First Episode: Homer's Odyssey
 * Second Episode: Bart the General

Reel A-004

 * First Episode: Bart Gets Hit By A Car
 * Second Episode: Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington

Reel A-005

 * First Episode: Dancin' Homer
 * Second Episode: Like Father, Like Clown

Reel A-006

 * First Episode: Bart The Daredevil
 * Second Episode: Bart The Murderer

Reel A-007

 * First Episode: The Telltale Head
 * Second Episode: Some Enchanted Evening

Reel A-008

 * First Episode: Dead Putting Society
 * Second Episode: Homer Defined

Reel A-009

 * First Episode: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
 * Second Episode: Burns Verkaufen

Reel A-010

 * First Episode: Homer's Night Out
 * Second Episode: Krusty Gets Busted

Reel A-011

 * First Episode: Life on the Fast Lane
 * Second Episode: Two Cars In Every Garage

Reel A-012

 * First Episode: The Way We Was
 * Second Episode: Three Men and a Comic Book

Reel A-013

 * First Episode: The Crepes of Wrath
 * Second Episode: Bart Gets An F

Reel A-014

 * First Episode: Saturdays of Thunder
 * Second Episode: Homer Alone

Reel A-015

 * First Episode: Principal Charming
 * Second Episode: Separate Vocations

Reel A-016

 * First Episode: Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
 * Second Episode: Flaming Moe's

Reel A-017

 * First Episode: Old Money
 * Second Episode: Dog of Death

Reel A-018

 * First Episode: Brush With Greatness
 * Second Episode: Lisa the Beauty Queen

Reel A-019

 * First Episode: Lisa's Substitute
 * Second Episode: Colonel Homer

Reel A-020

 * First Episode: Simpson and Delilah
 * Second Episode: The War of the Simpsons

Reel A-021

 * First Episode: The Otto Show
 * Second Episode: Itchy and Scratchy The Movie

Reel A-022

 * First Episode: One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish
 * Second Episode: Blood Feud

Reel A-023

 * First Episode: When Flanders Failed
 * Second Episode: Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?

Reel A-024

 * First Episode: Stark Raving Dad
 * Second Episode: Lisa's Pony

Reel A-025

 * First Episode: Marge Gets A Job
 * Second Episode: Duffless

Reel A-026

 * First Episode: Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
 * Second Episode: New Kid on the Block

Reel A-027

 * First Episode: Mr. Plow
 * Second Episode: Boy Scoutz N The Hood

Reel A-028

 * First Episode: Lisa's First Word
 * Second Episode: Homer Goes to College

Reel A-029

 * First Episode: $pringfield
 * Second Episode: 22 Short Films About Springfield

Reel A-030

 * First Episode: I Married Marge
 * Second Episode: Marge vs. the Monorail

Reel A-031

 * First Episode: Homer the Vigilante
 * Second Episode: Bart Gets Famous

Reel A-032

 * First Episode: Homer The Heretic
 * Second Episode: Homer's Barbershop Quartet

Reel A-033

 * First Episode: Radio Bart
 * Second Episode: Selma's Choice

Reel A-034

 * First Episode: Lisa the Greek
 * Second Episode: Brother from the Same Planet

Reel A-035

 * First Episode: Homer vs. Patty and Selma
 * Second Episode: Krusty Gets Busted

Reel A-036

 * First Episode: Homer at the Bat
 * Second Episode: Bart's Inner Child

Reel A-037

 * First Episode: The Old Man and the Lisa
 * Second Episode: Some Enchanted Evening

Reel A-038

 * First Episode: The Last Temptation of Homer
 * Second Episode: Bart's Girlfriend

Reel A-039

 * First Episode: The Way We Was
 * Second Episode: Three Men and a Comic Book

Reel A-040

 * First Episode: Black Widower
 * Second Episode: Marge in Chains

Reel A-041

 * First Episode: Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
 * Second Episode: Homer Loves Flanders

Reel A-042

 * First Episode: A Star Is Burns
 * Second Episode: The Springfield Files

Reel A-043

 * First Episode: Itchy & Scratchy Land
 * Second Episode: The Canine Mutiny

Reel A-044

 * First Episode: Bart's Friend Falls In Love
 * Second Episode: Cape Feare

Reel A-045

 * First Episode: Last Exit to Springfield
 * Second Episode: Bart Gets An Elephant

Reel A-046

 * First Episode: In Marge We Trust
 * Second Episode: Homer's Enemy

Reel A-047

 * First Episode: Blood Feud
 * Second Episode: Flaming Moe's

Reel A-048

 * First Episode: The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
 * Second Episode: The Secret War of Lisa Simpson

Reel A-049

 * First Episode: Radio Bart
 * Second Episode: Bart the Lover

Reel A-050

 * First Episode: Homer and Apu
 * Second Episode: Lisa on Ice

Reel A-051

 * First Episode: Homerpalooza
 * Second Episode: Lisa's Date With Density

Reel A-052

 * First Episode: Homer Badman
 * Second Episode: Summer of 4 ft. 2

Reel A-053

 * First Episode: Marge vs. the Monorail
 * Second Episode: The Front

Reel A-054

 * First Episode: Marge on the Lam
 * Second Episode: Krusty Gets Kancelled

Reel A-055

 * First Episode: Rosebud
 * Second Episode: Bart's Comet

Reel A-056

 * First Episode: Boy Scoutz 'n The Hood
 * Second Episode: Deep Space Homer

Reel A-057

 * First Episode: The Boy Who Knew Too Much
 * Second Episode: Bart of Darkness

Reel A-058

 * First Episode: Homer Badman
 * Second Episode: Homer The Great

Reel A-059

 * First Episode: Bart vs. Australia
 * Second Episode: 22 Short Films About Springfield

Reel A-060

 * First Episode: And Maggie Makes Three
 * Second Episode: Lisa's Wedding

Reel A-061

 * First Episode: Bart the Lover
 * Second Episode: The Front

Reel A-062

 * First Episode: Lisa the Iconoclast
 * Second Episode: The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show

Reel A-063

 * First Episode: Deep Space Homer
 * Second Episode: My Sister, My Sitter

Reel A-064

 * First Episode: 'Round Springfield
 * Second Episode: A Milhouse Divided

Reel A-065

 * First Episode: The Mysterious Voyage of Homer
 * Second Episode: The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show

Reel A-066

 * First Episode: Another Simpsons Clip Show
 * Second Episode: Sideshow Bob Roberts

Reel A-067

 * First Episode: Mr. Plow
 * Second Episode: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge

Reel A-068

 * First Episode: Kamp Krusty
 * Second Episode: I Love Lisa

Reel A-069

 * First Episode: Bart Sells His Soul
 * Second Episode: Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington

Reel A-070

 * First Episode: Much Apu About Nothing
 * Second Episode: Mountain of Madness

Reel A-071

 * First Episode: A Simpsons Clip Show
 * Second Episode: Lisa's Rival

Reel A-072

 * First Episode: Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
 * Second Episode: The Springfield Connection

Reel A-073

 * First Episode: You Only Move Twice
 * Second Episode: The Homer They Fall

Reel A-074

 * First Episode: A Millhouse Divided
 * Second Episode: Bart The Genius

Reel A-075

 * First Episode: Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
 * Second Episode: Burns, Baby Burns

Reel A-076

 * First Episode: Bart After Dark
 * Second Episode: Grade School Confidential

Reel A-077

 * First Episode: Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
 * Second Episode: Homer's Phobia

Reel A-078

 * First Episode: Simpsoncali(annoyed grunt)cious
 * Second Episode: The Springfield Files

Reel A-079

 * First Episode: The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
 * Second Episode: There's No Disgrace Like Home

Reel A-080

 * First Episode: Secrets of a Successful Marriage
 * Second Episode: Team Homer

Reel A-081

 * First Episode: A Streetcar Named Marge
 * Second Episode: Whacking Day

Reel A-082

 * First Episode: Fear of Flying
 * Second Episode: The PTA Disbands

Reel A-083

 * First Episode: The Simpsons 138th Episode
 * Second Episode: Raging Abe Simpson

Reel A-084

 * First Episode: Homer the Smithers
 * Second Episode: The Mysterious Voyage of Homer

Reel A-085

 * First Episode: A Fish Called Selma
 * Second Episode: Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment

Reel A-086

 * First Episode: The Day The Violence Died
 * Second Episode: Moaning Lisa

Reel A-087

 * First Episode: Brother from Another Series
 * Second Episode: Life on the Fast Lane

Reel A-088

 * First Episode: Bart of Darkness
 * Second Episode: Lemon of Troy

Reel A-089

 * First Episode: Dead Putting Society
 * Second Episode: Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

Reel A-090

 * First Episode: Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One
 * Second Episode: Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two

Reel A-091

 * First Episode: Krusty Gets Kancelled
 * Second Episode: The Boy Who Knew Too Much

Reel A-092

 * First Episode: Lady Bouvier's Lover
 * Second Episode: Homer the Great

Reel A-093

 * First Episode: Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
 * Second Episode: Lisa the Vegetarian

Reel A-094

 * First Episode: Burns' Heir
 * Second Episode: Bart Sells His Soul

Reel A-095

 * First Episode: Radioactive Man
 * Second Episode: King-Size Homer

Reel A-096

 * First Episode: Mother Simpson
 * Second Episode: Bart the Fink

Reel A-097

 * First Episode: Bart on the Road
 * Second Episode: Hurricane Neddy

Reel A-098

 * First Episode: Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
 * Second Episode: Old Money

Reel A-099

 * First Episode: Homer's Triple Bypass
 * Second Episode: Two Bad Neighbors

Reel A-100

 * First Episode: Sweet Seymour Skinner
 * Second Episode: Homie The Clown

Reel B-001

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror II

Reel B-002

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror II
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror VII

Reel B-003

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror V
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror III

Reel B-004

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror III
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror IV

Reel B-005

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror V
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror II

Reel B-006

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror VI
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror III

Reel B-007

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror VII
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror V

Reel B-008

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror VI
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror III

Reel B-009

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror III
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror V

Reel B-010

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror V

Reel C-001

 * First Episode: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
 * Second Episode: Bart vs. Thanksgiving

Reel C-002

 * First Episode: Bart vs. Thanksgiving
 * Second Episode: Marge Be Not Proud

Reel C-003

 * First Episode: Marge Be Not Proud
 * Second Episode: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

Reel C-004

 * First Episode: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
 * Second Episode: Marge Be Not Proud

Reel C-005

 * First Episode: Bart vs. Thanksgiving
 * Second Episode: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

Carwardine Colony/Rose Park/Rose Island/Dylan Park/Entertainment Park Down Under/Carwardine C-Zone

 * 10 AM-12 PM (park openings at 9 AM or before only)
 * 1 PM-3 PM
 * 4 PM-6 PM
 * 7 PM-9 PM (park closings at 10 PM or later only)

Theatre A

 * 11 AM-1 PM
 * 2 PM-4 PM
 * 5 PM-7 PM

Theatre B

 * 12 PM-2 PM
 * 3 PM-5 PM
 * 6 PM-8 PM

Theatre C

 * 1 PM-3 PM
 * 4 PM-6 PM
 * 7 PM-9 PM (park closings at 10 PM or later only)

Theatre A

 * 11 AM-1 PM
 * 2 PM-4 PM
 * 5 PM-7 PM

Theatre B

 * 1 PM-3 PM
 * 6 PM-8 PM

Theatre A

 * 12 PM-2 PM
 * 3 PM-5 PM
 * 6 PM-8 PM

Theatre B

 * 1 PM-3 PM
 * 4 PM-6 PM

Trivia

 * Despite the shorts being branded as "Hour Classics", the showcase was only 50 minutes long.