The Incredible World of Riddles/Series 1 Quotes

Anti-Man

 * Paddy: "Excuse me, sir, but we’re wondering where we are right now. Could you please tell us the name of this village?"
 * Anti-Man: "Land-Anti is town this of name the, children hello, Oh."
 * Kacie giggles, whilst the rest look confused.
 * Paddy: "Ummm... sorry, could you repeat that again?"
 * Anti-Man: "Land-Anti is town this of name the, indeed can I Yes."
 * Paddy and Onita look at each other.
 * Onita: *whispers* "They probably have a weird way of speaking in this village."

A Pirate's Platinum

 * Kacie: "You know, for a pirate, you definitely don’t speak or dress like one."
 * Pete sighs.
 * Pete: "Not all pirates talk in that strange manner. You’ve been watching too many of those films."

Klapper's Kidnap Scheme

 * At King Klapper’s hideout, Buster is using a telescope to spy on Paddy, Onita and Scratch.
 * Buster: "Hey, king! The kids are coming to the forest, and they are with one of your wolf minions!"
 * Klapper: "This is perfect! My minion will lead them here, and my prisoner count will be doubled!"
 * Whilst King Klapper and Buster are laughing evily, the camera turns to Kacie and Tennet, who are both tied up and locked in a cell.
 * Kacie: "Don’t expect to get away with this, you jerks!"
 * Klapper and Buster turn to the children.
 * Tennet: "Do you even have a reason to kidnap us like this?"
 * Klapper: "Ummm... No, I’m just doing random evil stuff because it’s fun."
 * Kacie groans angrily at the wolf king.
 * Kacie: "Like I'd expect anything else from you!"
 * King Klapper sighs.
 * Klapper: "These two are annoying me. Here, Buster."
 * Klapper passes Buster some tape. The two then walk into the cell.
 * Tennet: *scared* "Uh, what are they doing?"
 * The two villians grab a couple of pieces of tape and put it on the children's mouths so they can’t talk.
 * Klapper: "That’s much better. Now come, Buster, we have work to do."
 * The villians walk out the cell, with Klapper locking the door behind him.