Carwardine Parks/Rock-afire Shows/The Rock-afire Play Their Greatest Hits

A show featuring re-recordings of songs from some of the Rock-afire's most beloved showtapes. This showtape was created to help introduce new audiences to the Rock-afire.

Voice Cast

 * Steven Di Bello - Billy Bob, Looney Bird
 * Dustin Barrera - Rolfe DeWolfe, Earl Schmerle
 * Duke Chauppetta - Dook LaRue
 * Rick Bailey - Beach Bear
 * Burt Wilson - Fatz Geronimo
 * Shalisa Sloan James - Mitzi Mozzarella

Act 1

 * Heartaches (vocals: Dook, Fatz) [first appeared on Showbiz Pizza Place Tape #1, 1980]
 * Skit (Billy Bob and Looney Bird's Band Introduction)
 * Music Goes Round and Round (vocals: Fatz)

Act 1 Skit

 * Billy Bob: Well howdy everybody! For anyone new here, I'm Billy Bob Brockali. That's three Bs, two Ls, two Os, two Is, a K, a C and a Y! And I run Smitty's Super Service Station. I'm the inventor of Gasahol, also known as Goofy Gas. It was the original alternative fuel! Before electric cars and the Prius were a thing, I was mixin' corn squeezings and assorted liquids 'n stuff to create a enviromentally-friendly, cost-effective solution to pollution and fuel prices. I also used to entertain at Showbiz Pizza Places all across the country... 'till our manager, who will you meet later, lost our contract in a blackjack game.
 * Looney Bird: Excuse me? I'd like to be introduced.
 * Billy Bob: Hey Looney! Folks, this here's the Looney Bird! I first hired him to guard my secret Gasahol formula, 'cause I couldn't afford a watchdog... and then he got smarter and interested in tech. Oh well, at least he converted an AIBO to our current watchdog.
 * Looney Bird: Well, we're on our nineteenth robotic watchdog. AIBOs are probably the best for robotic watchdog conversions.
 * Billy Bob: Yeah, right. Anyways, I'd like to introduce you to the rest of the band we call the Rock-afire Explosion. I'm the bassist in the band. On the keyboard, is Fatz Geronimo.
 * Fatz Geronimo: Hello hello hello! I'm Fatz, and Billy Bob just told me what I do here in the band. But I be more than that, see. I'm the official muster of ceremonies and other such things, and bandleader through and through.
 * Billy Bob: Yeah Fatz. Anyways, on drums, is our spacedog, Dook LaRue.
 * Dook LaRue: Hi. I'm Dook LaRue. I'm just banging on the drums all day 'till I officially become a spacedog.
 * Billy Bob: On guitar, it's the king of the beach, the world-famous Beach Bear.
 * Beach Bear: Yo dudes! This job helps pay for my surfboards!
 * Billy Bob: In front of Beach Bear is our female vocalist, the veteran cheerleader Mitzi Mozzarella.
 * Mitzi Mozzarella: Ahem! Retired cheerleader. I'm a cheerleading coach now.
 * Billy Bob: Yeah, I tend to forget that.
 * Rolfe DeWolfe: Hey hey hey, wait! You all are introducing yourselves to these people without my permission!
 * (Fatz, Beach Bear, Dook, Mitzi, Billy Bob and Looney Bird groan)
 * Billy Bob: That's Rolfe. Our manager. And on his hand is Earl Schmerle, a sentient puppet of sorts.
 * Rolfe DeWolfe: That's right! I'm Rolfe DeWolfe, experienced businessman and talent manager.
 * Earl Schmerle: ROLFE! You can't manage anything properly.
 * Rolfe DeWolfe: What did ya say, Earl?