Yellow Bellies Adopted/Transcript

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(Theme Song)

(Couch Gag: Everyone rushes to the couch, but the Yellow Bellies are sitting on top of it.)

Garfield: D'oh!

(The episode begins with Littlefoot chatting with Peter Parker in Central Park.)

Littlefoot: What a wonderful day!

Peter Parker: You are right, Littlefoot.

Littlefoot: Glad to hear that.

Peter Parker: I hope this day will not be ruined.

Littlefoot: Me too.

Peter Parker: So, where are your friends and Rocky with Garfield?

Littlefoot: They're in Rocky's apartment, Mr. Parker.

Peter Parker: Why they didn't come with you.

Littlefoot: They're busy with something I don't know.

Peter Parker: Well, let's talk about something else.

Littlefoot: Fine.

Peter Parker: What a beautiful day!

Mary Jane: (appears in front of both of them)

Littlefoot: Hi, Mary Jane. What brings you here?

Mary Jane: Hi, Littlefoot. Hi, Peter. I'm just enjoying this day.

Littlefoot: Me and Mr. Parker too.

Peter Parker: And we're talking about random stuff.

Littlefoot: Like my friends, etc.

Peter Parker: You can join us, if you want.

Mary Jane: I would like to.

Littlefoot: Yeah.

(The trio continues to walk and chat.)

(Wild Arms is talking to Cera)

Cera: Wild Arms, WHY would you want children?

Wild Arms: Well, I'm feeling a little homesick, and why the heck wouldn't I adopt some kids?

Cera: I know something! You're too stupid to raise a child! End of story!

Wild Arms: Well, I heard the easiest to raise are Yellow Bellies.

Cera: Well, you got a yellow belly. That's for sure.

Wild Arms: But... I'M NOT A YELLOW BELLY! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT THAT YOU NINCOMPOOP!????!!!

Cera: How? We've meet 'em before they taken us to Berry Valley.

Wild Arms: Oh, really?

Cera: [Sighs] No. We taken them to Berry Valley.

Big Daddy: All righty, what's going on? You tryin' to make me mad?

Wild Arms: No.

Cera: Wild Arms wants to adopt the Yellow Bellies. He has a yellow belly too.

Big Daddy: What??!!

Wild Arms: You're right, Cera. I do have a yellow belly.

Big Daddy: Well, he can. I myself have many children.

Cera: But he has to be responsible for them.

Wild Arms: That will not be difficult for me.

Big Daddy: (tickles Wild Arms with tail)

Wild Arms: [Laughing] That tickles!

Cera: (laughs too)

Wild Arms: Please stop it!

(At Washington Square Park...)

Wild Arms: Mr. Gramps!

Grandpa Longneck: What is it dear Wild Arms?

Wild Arms: Is it difficult to raise kids?

Grandma Longneck: Yes.

Wild Arms: DANG! I GET THIS RESPONSE ALL THE TIME!

Bron: Wild Arms, calm down!

Mr. Threehorn: Why would you want him to calm down? He's ticked off, so let him be mad!

Wild Arms: Thank you Baldi!

Mr. Threehorn: Do I look BALD TO YOU?!

(In the apartment, Garfield and Rhett are playing Boxers X, a parody of Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!)

Garfield: DARN IT, YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO LAND STARS NOW!

Rhett: Why not?! I can take your fat rear end down with just few punches!

Garfield: (angrily) Don't you dare!

Ruby: Come on, guys. Calm down, it's just a game.

Rhett: Shut up! This is a game from 1987 and it's classified as an classic!

Ruby: [Cries] That was so mean, mean so was that!

Guido: Rhett, apologize to her now!

Rhett: Fine. I'm sorry for that.

Ruby: I forgive you.

Rhett: I was just nervous.

Garfield: Why, you LITTLE...! (He is about to squeeze him until Rocky stops him.)

Rocky: Stop, Garfield!

Guido: Show a little self control, will you?

Garfield: Why don't you teach yourselves to shut up! I have a high score, and this stupid longneck is trying to beat me! And let me reassure you, no one has ever beaten me since 1989!

Ruby: But guys, all this senseless violence, I just don't see the appeals of this.

Rhett: If games like this were meant for adults, it'd be rated M, but this is E for Everyone!

Garfield: [Huffs In Frustration]

Ruby: (rolling eyes)

Rhett: Well...

Guido: Here we go again.

(Later, outside...)

Ducky: What a nice day, yep, yep, yep.

Spike: Shall we buy an ice cream?

Shorty: You don't think about anything than food.

(Wild Arms carries the TV as he walks to the pawn shop)

Littlefoot: No, please, Wild Arms! Anything but that!

Rocky: Wild Arms, can't we just sell my 1985 pizzatron oven?

Wild Arms: Thanks, but we need some good thousand dollars to adopt those poor little fellows.

(Wild Arms and the gang enters the pawn shop)

Pawner: Oh, what do we have here?

Wild Arms: Will you pay us a thosand dollars for this lovely Vizio?

Pawner: Is it cable-ready?

Wild Arms: Ready as she'll ever be.

Pawner: Friend, you just got yourselves a deal! (Hands Wild Arms a thousand dollar check)

Ducky: I wonder how will he handle this. Yep, yep, yep.

Shorty: I wonder either.

(Later that night...)

Wild Arms: Let's do this! (jumps to the portal)

(A Berry Valley appears)

Wild Arms: Wow! Berry Valley! I saw it once when I was a hatchling. Hello? Anyone there?

(3 Yellow Bellies appear in front of him)

Wild Arms and the 3 Yellow Bellies: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Loofah: You scared us, sir!

Doofah: I thought they were Sharpteeth!

Foobie: [Squeaks]

Wild Arms: Don't be afraid, I'll not hurt you.

Doofah: [Sighs] THAT'S a relief.

(A red Yellow Belly named Poofah appears)

Poofah: Hi, stranger.

Wild Arms: Hi there.

Loofah: Oh, where are my manners? Come and have some delicious berries.

Wild Arms: Hmm. (eats berries with others) How long did you guys eat?

Loofah: For a day.

Doofah: Or something like that.

Wild Arms: I almost forgot to introduce myself. I'm Wild Arms.

Loofah: I'm Loofah.

Doofah: I'm Doofah.

Wild Arms: And this is...?

Foobie: [Squeaks]

Loofah: Foobie.

Wild Arms: Nice to meet you.

Loofah: And this is Poofah, our cousin.

Wild Arms: (shakes his hand with his)

Poofah: Nice to meet you too.

Loofah: What brings you here, Mr. Wild Arms?

Wild Arms: Well, I would like you three to be my father.

Loofah: What?

Doofah: To be our father?

Wild Arms: Yeah. And bring you to New York City. Come on, I'll show you.

Poofah: This is gonna get crazy.

(Back at new York City, in Rocky's apartment...)

Littlefoot: I'm bored.

Ali: How about reading some books?

Guido: I'm for it!

Ruby: I like that idea, idea that like I.

Rocky: (grabs The Lord of the Rings book and hand it to Littlefoot)

Garfield: (grabs Harry Potter book)

Hyp: Can I borrow it?

Garfield: Here you are, my friend.

Hyp: Thank you. (starts to read)

(A 2004 Sam Raimi Earth-96283 Spider-Man web swings inside Rocky's apartment)

Spider-Man: Have you guys seen Wild Arms? He hasn't been here the last time he's here.

Littlefoot: I didn't see him today.

Ducky: Me neither, no, no, no.

Cera: He went to Berry Valley to adopt 3 Yellow Bellies.

All: WHAT??!

Spider-Man: Yellow what?

Cera: Yellow Bellies, that ones we helped them find their home.

Ducky: What if they get lost or something?

Petrie: Me be so happy to see them.

Spider-Man: Hyp! We'll have Yellow Bellies here!

Hyp: Did you say "Yellow Bellies"?!

Cera: Yes.

Littlefoot: Oh, boy.

Spider-Man: I've gotta find him. (Swings on his webs away)

Littlefoot: Good luck!

(Outside...)

Spider-Man: OK, Wild Arms. I found you. (looks at him) Well, who did you bring here? (notices the 3 Yellow Bellies)

Loofah: Hello.

Spider-Man: Hi there.

Wild Arms: I brought them to NYC to see it and to adopt them.

Loofah: Yes.

Doofah: I'm Doofah and this is Foobie. (points to the silent Yellow Belly)

Spider-Man: Foobie?

Wild Arms: He can't talk like them, but he's friendly.

Spider-Man: And you are...?

Loofah: I'm Loofah.

Spider-Man: I am Spider-Man, the superhero of New York.

Wild Arms: And he saves poor citizens from danger.

Spider-Man: What's THAT red Yellow Belly?

Poofah: I'm Poofah. (waves shyly at Spider-Man)

Wild Arms: He's their cousin.

Doofah: Quite shy but friendly.

Spider-Man: You Yellow Bellies can dance very well, right?

Wild Arms: They can.

Loofah: We can teach you, Spidey.

Spider-Man: OK. I get it. How did your tummy get so big?

Doofah: We eat a lots of berries in the Berry Valley. You wanna feel it?

Spider-Man: Sure. (squeezes her belly) Oof! Wow! So I see that your tummy is so big.

Poofah: We like it.

Spider-Man: I'm glad my tummy isn't big like yours.

Foobie: [Squeaks]

Wild Arms: Well...?

Spider-Man: Let's dance!

Hyp: OK. I knew they were Yellow Bellies. (dances)

Loofah: (bounces)

Poofah: (bounces too)

Hyp: Spider-Man, we need to talk! (grabs Spider-Man's arm and makes a run to the alley) Now!

Spider-Man: What is it, dear Hyp?

Hyp: Do you think Wild Arms will handle the 3 Yellow Bellies?

Spider-Man: Well, that's his problem, not mine.

Hyp: I think he might want some help.

Spider-Man: My work is helping citizens from danger, not babysitting or something like that.

Hyp: Yes, I know.

Spider-Man: I guess he'll handle this by himself.

Hyp: But I think I could help him.

Spider-Man: Well, do as you want.

Hyp: Thanks.

Spider-Man: We're done.

(Hyp and Spider-Man comes out of the alley)

Loofah: What were you talking about?

Wild Arms: What was it?

(At Rocky's apartment...)

Guido: Have you seen Wild Arms?

Pterano: No, I haven't.

Petrie: Me neither.

Etta: I wonder where is he.

(Wild Arms, Spider-Man, Hyp, and the 3 Yellow Bellies came in.)

Wild Arms: Hi guys! I'm back!

Spider-Man: And he brought 3 guests.

Hyp: Come and say hello to them.

(The Gang meets Yellow Bellies)

Loofah: Hi everybody!

Littlefoot: Loofah? Great to see you!

Cera: What are you doing here in New York?

Spider-Man: Wild Arms brought them.

Doofah: To show us the city and to adopt us.

Spike: Really?

Nod: Yeah, really?

Spider-Man: He wanted to raise his own family.

Foobie: [Squeaks]

Pterano: That's nice.

Petrie: Me very happy.

Loofah: Come and try to touch my stomach.

Mutt: (touches his stomach) Ooh! So soft and squishy.

Loofah: See?

Mutt: (Hugs Loofah's stomach) TBA

Garfield:

Etta:

Spider-Man:

Hyp:

Mutt:

Loofah: Don't hug my belly too hard, Mutt. Or I'll-- [Farts]

Spider-Man: Phew!

Hyp: Agh! I got Yellow Belly gas on me!

Spider-Man: Man, this stinks in here. (opens the window) I need some air.

Hyp:

Doc, the Lone Dinosaur:

Spider-Man: