Fictional Cinema Snob episodes/Bionicle VI: Island of Doom

Transcript

 * The Snob: GOD DAMN IT EL KADSRE! And Australia.
 * (title card)
 * The Snob: Hey kids, wanna see the origins of your Lego toys? Well too bad! This is another Bionicle film from Pasi Peure and Sung Gim, because Luigi Stromboli was f***ing unavailable! Bionicle VI: Island of Doom is the twelfth entry of the Technic Heroes franchise and it was the first ever Technic Heroes film to be filmed in Australia not only because most Australians love Bionicle, but it's also the first successful attempt by the franchise to succeed financially in the Australian box office.
 * (Vestron Pictures logo shows up)
 * The Snob: Oh great, now I'm having Chatter Box flashbacks, and I can't believe this also has the Caligula seal of approval!
 * (El TV Kadsre Films logo shows up)
 * The Snob: I know what the film's gonna be about, the Bionicles are gonna go to Australia to search for the letter "A" which should be in place of "In"!
 * (Toei logo shows up)
 * The Snob: And I don't think this is the Toei music!
 * (A intense synth theme plays)
 * (Cut back to the Snob)
 * The Snob: I never knew Fabio Frizzi also did El TV Kadsre projects... wait, he actually does! GOD DAMN IT!
 * (Credits play)
 * The Snob: The film's music was by Ryota Yamada, who also did the music for Padlocked Within A Dream, and Rinava, aka that band made of some Japanese guys, a white guy, well, two white guys at this point, and a furry! And if Rinava gained popularity as a result of their work in the Bionicle films, then why does the concert footage featured before the opening and after the closing credits look like it was filmed in the producer's basement with bedsheets covering the windows- wait, I already used that joke in my Driller: A Sexual Thriller review! Anyways, Corbin Black Green edited the film.
 * (The Snob complains)
 * The Snob: I've already told someone to pick a f***ing color!
 * (Credits continue)
 * The Snob: The film was produced by some guy... look let's go onto the film.
 * (Cut to the opening shots of the movie)
 * Narrator: Gathered friends, listen again to our legend of the Bionicle...
 * (Cut back to the Snob)
 * The Snob: NO!
 * (Cut to Star City)
 * The Snob: Wait, I thought it's called Island of Doom, not Six Flags of Doom!
 * (Cut to the new Toa in the amusement park)
 * The Snob: We're introduced to the new Toa: Akita, Hiroshi, Danny, Leo, Irwin, Wilson, Jamie, Jiro, Adam, Hana, Andrea, Mick, and Jarrod. For one thing, Akita answers the question of what would happen that creepy-a** face from the Klasky Csupo logo became a real boy.
 * (As the Snob mentions the Klasky Csupo face, a photo of Splaat is shown)