Sherbetian Folk Tale/Quotes & Transcript

Sherbetian Folk Tale is a 2014 Sherbetian black comedy film about five survivors of an earthquake and oil spill as they spend time with each other and look for other survivors while the oil and water flooding drains.

Scott

 * What the s**t!
 * Oh, god, I think we ran over Joe Mama.

Gerald

 * Goddamn it, watch out!
 * Does it really matter? Almost all of Sherbet Town is flooded with water and oil, I crashed a truck chock-full of weapons into a diner, I shot a black officer in the head slightly far from his brains, and I got my balls busted from this kid!

Dialogue

 * Scott:: Y'know, you should come with us tomorrow.
 * Bill: No man, I don't like films from the 50s.
 * Scott: Aw, man, but the kids go nuts when they see Malthus tearing off his head.
 * Bill: Well, I don't visit my kids that much since Juliana died, (turns off radio) and besides, it's depressing.
 * Scott: What? Seeing Linda Grundy's grandfather get his arm bitten off through 50s film effects? I mean, what other movie shows a great grandfather of an Afro-El Kadsreian actress playing a police officer?
 * Bill: Yeah, officers do their jobs like true motherf**kers, but in a 50s film? They ain't got the wits to shoot a criminal immediately, I mean, that's not the way we do it these days.
 * Scott: Yeah,. no sh*t, man. That's cause we'd all suck these days in Sherbetia. I'm more into old-school, usually music like Kenny D.S. songs, but I could be one of the greatest cops the force has ever seen!
 * Bill: No sh*t?
 * Scott: No sh*t.
 * Bill: See? I didn't know that.
 * Scott: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
 * Bill: That's even more depressing! That's what I'm talking about, a stupid a** officer who claims to be the best on the force. That s**t's f**ked up!
 * Scott: I didn't say I was claiming to be the best.
 * Bill: Well then, who's the best?
 * Scott: N-Nobody's the best, it's just an example.
 * Bill: Well, then that's a... f**ked up example of some random sh*t right there, man. That's what I'm talkin' about! Newbie officers who claim to be the best like that cop in that one Powerpuff Girls episode.
 * Scott: No, I just meant- (Bill interrupts him).
 * Bill: Look, just go get the pizza!
 * Scott: Alright. (prepares to leave car when Bill stops him).
 * Bill: But remember, we pay half!
 * Scott: Yup. (leaves the Police car).
 * Bill: Get me a 2-liter Fanta as well! (Bill finishes talking as Scott closes the door).
 * Scott: (walking to the Domino's Pizza) You got it... Deputy Fata**.