Tears of Wild Arms/Transcript

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(Theme Song)

(Couch Gag: Everyone rushes to the couch, but Wild Arms is so squeezed)

(Camera shows a Rocky's apartment with the gang)

Wild Arms: [Crying]

Loofah: Dad, what's wrong?

Wild Arms: I was thinking about my family. I used to live with them, but me and the my family were separated from the Great Earthshake. That's why I joined Bron's herd. I had to go to the Great Valley.

Loofah: Do not worry. I shall take good care of you.

Wild Arms: Really?

Loofah: Yeah!

Wild Arms: Oh yeah too!

Loofah: It's going to be OK.

Wild Arms: I am?

Doofah: Daddy? I've never seen you sad before.

Wild Arms: [Sniffles] I miss my family.

Doofah: Your family?

Wild Arms: Yeah.

Loofah: We must find 'em

Doofah: OK!

Foobie: [Squeaks]

Wild Arms: Yeah!

(At the streets...)

Littlefoot: Ali, is that a Swedish Dinosaur?

Cera: A Swedish Dinosaur?! I never seen a Swedish dinosaur before.

Ali: Yes. It's came from Europe.

Peter Parker: Well, it's a Serdish Dinosaur.

Littlefoot: Yes!

Ali: Yes!

Cera: Peter, will you take care of him?

Peter Parker: Yes!

Littlefoot: You can go with him for a walk.

Cera: And feed him.

Ali: And clean after him.

Littlefoot: Just like the normal pet.

Bron: Are you sure about your advice, son?

Littlefoot: Yes, dad.

Peter Parker: Don't be afraid, I'll got this.

Bron: Well, do as you think.

(At the Empire State Building...)

Shorty: So, Mary Jane, are you enjoying the view?

Mary Jane Watson: (smiles at him) Of course, Shorty.

Shorty: Yeah, me too.

Chomper: I like enjoying views.

Mary Jane Watson: Glad to hear from you, Chomper.

Shorty: Look! I see something! (points to the streets)

Ruby: What is it?

Mary Jane Watson: Did you see something unusual?

Chomper: I want to see it too!

Shorty: Too late! You missed the wonderful parade.

Ruby: I am so sad, sad so am I.

Chomper: What a pitty.

(At Lexington Ave....)

Loofah: Uhh... Mr. Longneck.

Grandpa Longneck: Yes. What do you want?

Loofah: Daddy is sad. (points to Wild Arms)

Bron: What's wrong, Wild Arms?

Wild Arms: [Sniffling] I miss my family.

Bron: I know your feeling, I miss my dear wife too. (tears come from his eyes)

Grandpa Longneck: Is there anything we can do to help you?

Wild Arms: Yes, to allow me leave you.

Bron: (lowers his head and begin nuzzling Wild Arms) You don't have to go.

Wild Arms: But they're my family.

(Meanwhile at Rocky's apartment...)

Mutt: Guys, what we're gonna do?

Nod: I don't know. What you wanna do?

Hyp: We can go to the zoo in Central Park.

Garfield: I got a better idea!

Hyp: What it is?

Nod: Yeah, what it is?

Rocky: Tell us, please.

Garfield: We'll go to the movies.

Mutt: I'm for it!

Hyp: Me too!

Garfield: D'oh!

Hyp:

Rocky:

Hyp: Mutt, we need to have a chat.

Mutt:

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Nod:

Garfield:

Rocky:

(At the One World Trade Center...)

Guido:

Petrie:

Etta:

Pterano: Hey there guys, how is it goin-- (bumps his head) D'oh!

Petrie:

Pterano: Ow, darn it to the.. ow!

Guido:

Pterano:

Petrie:

Pterano:

Petrie:

Pterano:

Etta: Father, TBA

Pterano:

(Back at Rocky's apartment, Mutt is looking out the window when he sees Wild Arms crying.)

Wild Arms: [Crying, Sniffling]

Mutt:

Garfield:

Wild Arms:

Garfield: Whatever you do: DON'T FLOOD THE STREETS!

Wild Arms:

Hyp: What were you saying?

Garfield:

Hyp:

Garfield: If he continues to cry, this city is gonna become a water heckhole!

Hyp:

Nod:

(A 2004 Sam Raimi Earth-96283 Spider-Man hears the talk on the rooftop)

Spider-Man: Oh my gosh! For once in my life, I need a vacation! (Puts on his mask and slings over to the sewers)

Spider-Man: So, where is the, oh gosh!!

(Sewer Alligators surround him)

Spider-Man: Nice Alligators...

(A gator tries to bite Spider-Man)

Spider-Man: Whoa! CHOMPER! HELP! GATOR ALERT!

(Back on the streets...)

Littlefoot: Hey, Mr. Wild Arms!

Wild Arms: Hey. [Sniffles]

Littlefoot:

Wild Arms:

Littlefoot: [Gasps] I remember that Great Earthshake!

Wild Arms:

Littlefoot: