The Alternative Calendar

''NOTE: This is meant to be more of a fun article. Do not take it too seriously.'' The alternative calendar is an alternative calendar used by rebellious countries who don’t do the Gregorian calendar.

Months
Each year is divided into nine months. They are named after the seven colours of the rainbow, but I also decided to throw black and white in for literally no reason.

The nine months are:
 * Blackera
 * Redera
 * Orangera
 * Yellowra
 * Greenera
 * Blueplop
 * Purplera
 * Pinkera
 * Whitera

Each month has 26 days, except Blueplop, which has 42 days. Because of this, each year has 250 days.

Seasons
The alternative calendar has the same four seasons as the Gregorian calendar. Blueplop does not have a season, since that month doesn’t like logic.
 * Whitera and Blackera are Winter.
 * Redera and Orangera are Spring.
 * Yellowra and Greenera are Summer.
 * Purplera and Pinkera are Autumn.

18-hour clock
Each day has 18 hours, and each hour has 100 minutes. The hours follow each day as stated:
 * 0 s.d to 5 s.d - considered the start of the day
 * 0 m.d to 5 m.d - considered the middle of the day
 * 0 e.d to 5 e.d - considered the end of the day