My Life as a Teenage Robot: The Movie/Quotes

Jenny "XJ-9" Wakeman

 * Note to self, ask mom to make my metal stomach digest lactose.
 * The mall? But, my mom said to never make any contact with the human population.

Brad Carbunkle

 * Trust me, Jennifer, the Tremorton mall is huge! It's even got it's own theme park!

Noreen "Nora" Wakeman

 * All this time, I was afraid no one wouldn't be afraid of you, but I was wrong, XJ-9. Or should I say... Jenny.

Dialogue

 * Nora Wakeman: XJ-9? (Jenny hears and runs into her closet off-screen)
 * Nora: (Nora opens the door angry). It seems that some young robot has forgotten the rules of this household. You were built and designed for only one purpose only, to be the secret protector of the planet, Earth, for the home's Worldwide Crisis Control Centre. When the center detects trouble in the world, you are allowed to go outside only in secret, you also must stay hidden away from the existence of the human population, especially teenagers!
 * (Nora opens the closet where Jenny was hiding in).
 * Nora: Do I make myself clear, XJ-9?
 * XJ-9/Jenny: It's Jenny, mom.
 * Nora: What?
 * Jenny: Jenny! I prefer to be called Jenny, mom! Okay?
 * Nora: Ugh!
 * Jenny: Well, where's the trouble anyway? All I get to do is stay in this room my whole life, and only get to go out to prevent minor chaos to the planet? So I left my room just to give a ball back to a kid, do you hear any alarms going off? No! Even those C-class asteroids, why should I go out stopping them? They just burn up in the atmosphere leaving nothing but a tiny rock.
 * Nora: But XJ-Ni-
 * Jenny: Jenny!
 * Nora: Right, right right right.
 * Jenny: Why can't I just go live in the world like normal teenagers do? Would anybody knowing my existence lead to the government taking me hostage? Everyday, it's always the same message to me every morning! (Plays recording while taking and wearing her mom's glasses). XJ-9, good morning! Be sure to check the Control Centre for any crisis, but be back before 12:45 P.M., and don't let any human see you! (normal voice). And all I get to do to know people is online, with a blog only? That is so low-class! I wanna have real friends, and hang out like every other teenager in Tremorton. But not that anyone would wanna hang out with a super-powered hunk of metal like me. (uses laser to destroy mirror).
 * Nora: Oh, honey, I understand how you feel. Your powers are still developing, and it's still bound to be a confusing time. But, when you get a little bit older, you'll finally see things my way. Now be a good robot and check those monitors.
 * Jenny: Yes, mom.
 * Nora: That's my XJ-9.
 * Jenny: My name is Jenny.

 
 * Brad: So, I overheard you saying something about a, "metal stomach". Is that true?
 * Jenny: Yeah! My mom gave it to me so I could experience what eating's like, the only problem is that it's lactose-intolerable.
 * Brad: Well, since you have a metal stomach, here is...
 * [Brad puts down a huge burger on a tray in front of Jenny].
 * Brad: …The Mega Sized Joey Burger! They say nobody's ever eaten it fully before, but since you have a metal stomach, I'll bet you can finish it, Jenny!
 * Jenny: You bet I will!

Taglines

 * This summer, it's the story of a girl's life... As a teenage robot.
 * Part-time teenager, full-time robot.
 * Welcome to her life, as a teenage robot.