Carwardine Colony/Announcement Spiels

Jan C. Gabriel (1985-2010)

 * Welcome to Carwardine Colony, the East Coast's one-stop shop for fun, fantasy and excitement!
 * Wanna become a season passholder? Check the ticket office or any local Food Lion stores for deals!
 * Nitro Rush! With a 200 ft. lift, an insane drop and several awesome inversions, it's THE coaster you'll want to ride today here at Carwardine Colony!
 * Wanna have some refreshing thrills and chills for one low price? Come on down to Colony Coast!
 * Your attention, please. Please, do not be alarmed. At this moment, Dominion Energy is testing the early warning siren system for the Surry Nuclear Power Station, which alerts people who live within 10 miles of the power station to an emergency at the plant. There is no emergency at the power station, this is just a test. In the event of an actual emergency at the power station, you would hear 4 separate 3-minute siren blasts, each blast separated by 1 minute. This is just a test! There is no emergency. Thanks for understanding.

Final Spiels (retired after 1998)

 * American Arrow is a medium speed coaster with a vertical loop, you must be at least 42 inches tall to ride the American Arrow, thank you.
 * Carousel is a carousel that goes around in a circle, it is hardly a thrill ride and has no minimum height requirement, pregnant people are admitted on this ride.
 * Carwardine Mines is a family friendly mine coaster, although you must be at least 40 inches tall to visit the mines, so saddle up partners!
 * Carwardine Mover is a scenic journey through the perimeter of the park with no height requirement, pregnant people are admitted on the ride.
 * Carwardine River Rapids is a rapids ride where you will get wet, you must be at least 42 inches tall to experience the River Rapids, thank you.
 * City Jet is a family friendly coaster with a spiral lift hill, the train will not dispatch unless it is full, and you must be at least 42 inches tall.
 * Classic Cyclone is a high speed roller coaster that is a recreation of the Coney Island Cyclone, you must be at least 46 inches tall.
 * Enterprise is a space age thrill ride where you get sent upside down repeatedly, you must be at least 48 inches tall to experience it.
 * Fear Falls is a vertical drop tower ride where you are sent up an elevator and then dispatched down a drop, you must be 48 inches.
 * Flash Forward is a high speed shuttle roller coaster with a vertical loop, you must be at least 44 inches tall to ride Flash Forward.
 * Flying Turns is a medium speed bobsled-style coaster from 1930, this coaster may be a tad bit rough and you must be 42 inches.
 * Garfield's Feline Fury is a family friendly powered coaster themed to the world's favorite cat, you only have to be 40 inches.
 * Jr. Cyclone is a children's coaster, and thus, there is no high speed elements, but it may be uncomfortable for people over 54 inches.
 * Ladybug Tivoli is a family friendly coaster themed to a ladybug, you must be 40 inches tall to ride, but it may be uncomfortable for taller people.
 * Lasso is a swinging suspended coaster with sudden turns and quick drops, you must be 46 inches tall with an adult to ride Lasso.
 * Logging Rampage is a log flume water ride where you may get wet, you must be at least 36 inches tall to ride on Logging Rampage.
 * Nitro Rush is a high speed hyper coaster with inversions, airtime moments and sharp drops, you must be at least 48 inches to ride.
 * Rocket Train is a family friendly powered coaster themed to space travel, you only have to be 40 inches.
 * Sky Whirl is a ferris wheel that soars into the sky, it goes very slowly and pregnant people are admitted on this ride.
 * Square Loop Sky Ride is a gondola ride that goes on the outer perimeter of the park, pregnant people are admitted.
 * Super Cyclone is a high speed wooden roller coaster that has sharp drops and sudden turns, you must be 48 inches.
 * Super Mario World is a dark ride themed to the popular video game franchise, pregnant people are admitted on this ride.
 * Toboggan is a compact roller coaster and fairground favorite, but it may be uncomfortable for people over 72 inches.
 * The Mario Kart Experience is a go kart attraction themed to the Mario Kart series of racing games, you must be 52 inches to drive.
 * Vortex is a pipeline roller coaster ride that has a near vertical drop and goes into barrel rolls, you must be at least 48 inches to ride.

Retired before 1998

 * Cyclone is a high speed roller coaster that is a recreation of the Coney Island Cyclone, you must be at least 46 inches tall.

Closing (Planned)

 * Ladies and gentlemen, Carwardine Colony will be closing in 20 minutes, get in your last rides as the queue lines are closing up.
 * Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Carwardine Colony is now closed. We will be back open for more thrills tomorrow. We hope we have succeeded in bringing you an enjoyable day of entertainment and excitement. Please drive home safely, and we hope to see you again soon. Good night!
 * Ladies and gentlemen, due to a special event, all public guests must leave the park. Thank you for your cooperation.

Closing (Unplanned)

 * Ladies and gentlemen, due to inclement weather, all outdoor rides will be closed until further notice, thank you for your patience!
 * Ladies and gentlemen, the park is to be evacuated due to an unexpected hurricane. Please exit to your car or the emergency trams, thank you.
 * Ladies and gentlemen, an earthquake has been recorded, please exit to your car or one of our trams before the earthquake starts. Thank you!
 * Ladies and gentlemen, due to a power failure, all rides operating off the affected power grid will be closed until further notice, thank you.

Tress MacNeille (1993-1998)

 * Ladies and gentlemen. This ride is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please return to the ride later.

Charles Martinet (1998, temporary)

 * Ladies and Gentlemen, Carwardine Colony is closing for the night in 20 minutes, please go get your last rides in, as the queues will close.

Frank Welker (1999-2006)

 * King Cobra is a high speed shuttle coaster that takes you on a journey through the jungle, you must be at least 44 inches tall to ride. [1999-2003]
 * Monstar is a high speed hyper coaster that allows you to defy gravity, you must be at least 50 inches tall to ride.
 * Redwall: Escape from Malkariss is a high speed flying roller coaster, you must be at least 44 inches tall to experience the journey through the world of Redwall.

Jen Taylor (1999-2006)

 * Cyberchase: Hack Attack is a high speed shuttle coaster that takes you through a battle between the Cybersquad and the Hacker, you must be at least 44 inches tall to ride. [2003-2006]
 * Nitro Rush is a high speed thrill coaster with insane inversions and amazing views of the area, you must be at least 48 inches tall to ride.
 * Sagwa's Rickshaw Run is a high speed roller coaster with two loops, you must be 42 inches tall to ride Sagwa's Rickshaw Run.
 * Toboggan is a compact roller coaster and fairground favorite, but it may be uncomfortable for people over 72 inches.
 * Ladies and gentlemen, Carwardine Colony is closing for the night in 20 minutes, please go get your last rides in, as the queues will close.
 * Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Carwardine Colony is now closed. We will be back open for more thrills tomorrow. We hope we have succeeded in entertaining you today. Please drive home safely, and we hope to see you again soon. Good night!

Amy Jo Johnson (2008-present)

 * Bratz Cool Carz is a medium speed slot car-style ride brought to you by the ONLY girls with a passion for fashion. Although people of all ages can enjoy the ride, it's recommended that you must be at least 24 inches tall to ride.
 * Circus Twist is a exciting swinging ride that'll delight young and old, you must be at least 54 inches tall to ride.
 * Flying Turns is a medium speed bobsled-style coaster originally built in 1930, this coaster may be a tad bit rough for newcomers, and you must be 42 inches tall to ride.
 * Silverwing - Dive of Fear is a high speed drop tower attached to Zero G-Force, you must be at least 54 inches tall to ride.
 * Toboggan is a compact roller coaster and fairground favorite, but it may be a tad bit rough for newcomers, and it may be uncomfortable for people over 72 inches to ride.

Closing (Planned)

 * Ladies and gentlemen. This ride is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please return to the ride later.
 * Ladies and gentlemen, Carwardine Colony is closing for the night in 20 minutes, please go get your last rides in, as the queues will close.

Closing (Unplanned)

 * Ladies and gentlemen, due to inclement weather, all outdoor rides will be closed until further notice, thank you for your patience!
 * Ladies and gentlemen, the park is to be evacuated due to an unexpected hurricane. Please exit to your car or the emergency trams, thank you.
 * Ladies and gentlemen, an earthquake has been recorded, please exit to your car or one of our trams before the earthquake starts. Thank you!
 * Ladies and gentlemen, due to a power failure, all rides operating off the affected power grid will be closed until further notice, thank you.

Martin Berger (2008-present)

 * Carwardine Mines is a family friendly mine coaster, although you must be at least 40 inches tall to visit the mines, so saddle up partners!
 * The Mario Kart Experience is a go kart attraction recreating the fun and excitement of the Mario Kart video game series, you must be 52 inches to drive.
 * Mega Man ZX Double Strike is a medium speed thrill ride themed to the legendary Mega Man video game series, you must be at least 54 inches tall to ride.
 * Nightmare: The Scream Machine is a high speed indoor bobsled coaster that'll serve up some terrifying chills, you must be at least 48 inches tall to ride.
 * Redwall: Escape from Malkariss is a high speed flying roller coaster, you must be at least 44 inches tall to experience the journey through the world of Redwall.
 * Jess' Wall Crawl is a medium-speed side-mounted swinging coaster, you must be at least 46 inches tall to ride.
 * Sagwa's Rickshaw Run is a high speed roller coaster with two loops, you must be 42 inches tall to ride.
 * Super Mario World is a dark ride themed to the legendary video game series, pregnant and plus-size people are admitted on this ride.

Closing (Planned)

 * Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Carwardine Colony is now closed. We will be back open for more thrills tomorrow. We hope we have succeeded in bringing you an enjoyable day of entertainment and excitement. Please drive home safely, and we hope to see you again soon. Good night!

Travis Northcott (2010-present)

 * Welcome to Carwardine Colony, your one-stop-shop for fun, fantasy and excitement!
 * Your attention, please. Please, do not be alarmed. At this moment, Dominion Energy is testing the early warning siren system for the Surry Nuclear Power Station, which alerts people who live within 10 miles of the power station to an emergency at the plant. There is no emergency at the power station, this is just a test. In the event of an actual emergency at the power station, you would hear 4 separate 3-minute siren blasts, each blast separated by 1 minute, and you would be instructed to tune to your local Emergency Alert System radio or television station for official news and instruction. This is only a test, there is no actual emergency. Thanks for understanding.

Trivia

 * Phil Hartman originally used a deeper voice similar to Mr. Wilson from the Dennis the Menace cartoon, then switched to the same voice he used for a presenter character he played in a series of Pot Noodle ads for the UK market, before gradually shifting over to a voice more similar to Troy McClure from The Simpsons.