Talk:Hallelujah! (album)/@comment-26040294-20180302081428

''And in case you forgot, I still don't give a f**k, s**t, damn or crap. Not one, not two, not three, no f**ks, s**ts, damns or craps at all.''

Listener: That was good.

''I pile on the candy It’s such a pretty sight It makes the food taste dandy But my tummy hurts all night

I’ll put in some ingredients But keep the rest for me I’m not just disobedient I’m careful, can’t you see?

It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake If the way is hazy You gotta do the cooking by the bookYou know you can’t be lazy! Never use a messy recipe The cake will end up crazy If you do the cooking by the book, then you’ll have a cake We gotta have it made You know that I love cake Finally it’s time to make a cake

Making food is just like science With tools that blend and baste And every fun appliance Gives the food a different taste

It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake If the way is hazy You gotta do the cooking by the book You know you can’t be lazy! Never use a messy recipe The cake will end up crazy If you do the cooking by the book, then you’ll have a cake We gotta have it made You know that I love cake Finally it’s time to make a cake

BREAK IT DOWN B**CH! LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP! SHUT THAT A*S DOWN! PICK THAT MOTHAF**KA UP! GO BREAK IT DOWN B**CH! LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP! SHUT THAT A*S DOWN! PICK THAT MOTHAF**KA UP! NOW BACK THAT (meow) TEASE A MOTHAF**KA! HEY BACK THAT (meow) TEASE A MOTHAF**KA! NOW BACK THAT (meow) TEASE A MOTHAF**KA! HEY BACK THAT (meow) TEASE A MOTHAF**KA!

It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake If the way is hazy You gotta do the cooking by the book You know you can’t be lazy! Never use a messy recipe The cake will end up crazy If you do the cooking by the book, then you’ll have a...

Rub that s**t, it's yours b**ch! Grab this [demonic distorted noise], it's yours b**ch!

[Removed in the cover version because it's too inappropriate]

It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake If the way is hazy You gotta do the cooking by the book You know you can’t be lazy! Never use a messy recipe The cake will end up crazy If you do the cooking by the book, then you’ll have a cake We gotta have it made You know that I love cake Finally it’s time to make a cake

My [meow] mean and it's clean I'm not a [satanic distorted noise], I [satanic distorted noise] Keep it smelling like baby wipes I never smell like sardines

This will never f**king end Ballerina that [satanic distorted noise] when I spin I [satanic distorted noise]ed this [satanic distorted noise] so good I ain't swallow one kid, I think I swallowed twins

It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake If the way is hazy You gotta do the cooking by the book You know you can’t be lazy! Never use a messy recipe The cake will end up crazy If you do the cooking by the book, then you’ll have a cake We gotta have it made You know that I love cake Finally it’s time to make a cake

It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake If the way is hazy You gotta do the cooking by the book You know you can’t be lazy! Never use a messy recipe The cake will end up crazy If you do the cooking by the book, then you’ll have a cake We gotta have it made You know that I love cake Finally it's time to make a...you gotta do the cooking by the book!...cake!''

Listener: WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED