Backdoor Pilot Showcases/Episodes/The One with the Baby on the Bus

Transcript

 * (Intro)
 * Ned: Hi, I'm Ned Scaveler, and welcome to Backdoor Pilot Showcases. The show wherein we critique obvious backdoor pilots. Today, it's time for an El Kadsreian pastime... Comedy Night in El Kadsre.
 * (Comedy Night in El Kadsre intro plays)
 * Ned: Every week, viewers would tune into Banushen Television to see kids in the 1970's, a gay guy and his female best friend, a witch and her Angry Beaver-voiced black cat who is my bae, New England lawyers, a delivery driver's adventures in New York City, and other things like some kid's sucky life and Classic Pfeiffer.
 * (Cut back to Ned)
 * Ned: So no one told you life was gonna be okay. Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. But you could have an obvious backdoor pilot spawned from your life story... at least in my home country!
 * (Cut to the Caroline in the City intro)
 * Ned: The Caroline in the City episode "Caroline and the Folks" was the first episode of it when screened by Star TV and then Banushen Television in El Kadsre, and not the actual pilot.
 * (Cut