Robert Buttstain

Dr. Robert Wolfgang Buttstain, Sr. (born Cheugy Gonzales; April 20, 1969) is an American cartoonist, writer, producer, animator, video game developer,, and former domestic terrorist and rapper. He is best known as the co-founder of Blueytoons and the creator of Bluey Gost (1995-2020). His many accolades include 0, 0 , 0 , 0 , 0 , 0 , and 2,500.

Born in (and not nearby, , as he commonly claims) and raised in nearby ,  (and not nearby , as he commonly claims), as a youth, Buttstain was involved in a number of violent and racially motivated attacks, often working with actor/rapper. He then suffered from racial dysphoria, got a, and became a rapper under the stage name Robbie Rob and formed the hip hop group Robbie Rob and the Robbie Rob Gang of Fuckaz. They released the albums Piss YoSelf (1989), Piss Yo Ess (1991), and Kiss Mah Ess (1992). Then he redeveloped a hatred for all things Black and became an animator, successfully pitching Bluey Gost to some free-to-air network in the '90s. Then he did more stuff, like posting pornography on  and drawing shitty drawings of ugly characters; those drawings became Bluey Gost in 1995. Shortly before the series ended in 2020, Buttstain also created GoAnimate the Series (2007–2018), later replaced by Vyond the Series (2019–present). He has also claimed responsibility for the art style.

In December 1999, Buttstain was named Man of the Century by the. In March 2017, President of Austria ranked Buttstain #1 on its list of the Top 10 Animators of the 2000s. In 2019, ranked Buttstain #1 on his list of the Top 300 Hulkamaniacs In The World. In January 2020, the named Buttstain "Sexiest Man Alive". In September 2022, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom ranked him #1 on her list of the Top 69 Men Im Prob Gonna Smash 2 Nite Tbh, and subsequently had sex with him in a restroom stall at a  restaurant in, causing uproar from British citizens and leading to Liz Truss's resignation. Buttstain currently lives a boring life in.

Despite this praise, Buttstain's public image has also been controversial. He garnered widespread criticism in the late 2010s and the 2020s for really discriminatory remarks which were perceived as racist, antisemitic, transphobic, etc. In May 2022, companies severed ties with him because they finally realized that he hates minorities.

Early life

 * Much of the information on Buttstain's backstory is inconsistent. This section's information is based entirely on consensuses and consistencies among sources.

Buttstain was born Cheugy Gonzales on April 20, 1969 in. His father, world-famous celebrity terrorist and former President of the Flintheart Glomgold Buttstain (born Dumpy Gonzales), is of, , , , , , , and  descent. His mother, schoolteacher and former anti-war activist Scroogeline McDucking-Buttstain (likely born sometime before 1969), is of and  descent. His parents named him Cheugy because  is a funny word, so he shouldn't be made fun of. He practiced growing up.

In season 1, he is shown onscreen attending the and graduating with a  degree. However, a season 2 episode ret-cons this, claiming that he went to the and got the BCJ degree there. All episodes moving forward say that he went to ISCP. He was really smart and graduated in 1979 at the age of like 10.

Legal issues
In March 1980, Buttstain, then 10, was arrested in for urinating on a Cuban American man and shouting "MUTHAFUCKA U BETTER GO BACK 2 ITALY YOU DUMB " under the impression that he was Italian. In May 1980, civil action was filed against him for violating that man's civil rights, but Buttstain was let go for being White and a child.

In June 1986, Buttstain, then 17, and future rapper/actor terrorized a bunch of Black kids, throwing rocks and screaming racial epithets. In August 1986, it was decided that Wahlberg would face no jail time because HE'S JUST A KID!!11, but Buttstain was sentenced 94 years. However, he only served 10 minutes and was let out early for good behavior, such as polishing the cops' shoes and fixing a hole in a wall in his cell... you know, nice stuff! :) /s

In December 1986, Buttstain and his friends Wahlberg,, , and attacked and severely injured Baka Tanaka, Buttstain's old rival, in  in what Japanese American Tanaka claimed was a racially motivated attack. Allegedly, Tanaka's best friend Don Nippon was also injured. Tanaka and Nippon filed a lawsuit against Buttstain, Morrissey, Shapiro, and Carlson alleging that their civil rights were brutally violated. Wahlberg, Morrissey, Shapiro, and Carlson managed to flee the city in time for the first court hearing, leaving only Buttstain behind. The lawsuit was quickly settled for $2.2 sextillion.

In August 1988, Buttstain and his friends Wahlberg, Carlson,, and ran over a group of radical feminists protesting outside the  in  with an. One of the surviving protestors, Auxrey Danielx, filed a lawsuit against Buttstain, Wahlberg, Carlson, Limbaugh, and Hogan, alleging her civil rights were violated. Buttstain, Wahlberg, Carlson, and Limbaugh fled across the into  before the first court hearing, leaving Hogan behind. settled the lawsuit on Hogan's behalf for $420 billion.

In September 2011, Buttstain requested a pardon from the State of for his convictions in June 1986, December 1986, and August 1988. The website of reported that "our good friend Robert Buttstain is very, very sorry. He promises to only commit hate crimes on the down low next time." That report has since been taken down. A man who was attacked as a child in the June 1986 incident joked, "Show us your mom and then we'll talk." Another individual attacked by Buttstain in the 1988 incident said, "mothafucka you think you can kick my ass and then say 'sowwy' boi ya better go sit your ass down". Danielx commented that she "felted Sooper threat-end". Prosecutor argued that "Booty Boy" should go "sit his ass down" before he "got it smacked off his legs", and noted that Buttstain "never acknowledged the discriminatory nature of his crimes, solidifying the notion that you are a racist piece of shit who will never get a girlfriend and has probably done cocaine more than once". Ultimately, the pardon request was rejected.

In 2015, Buttstain was charged with committing war crimes in the city of, stemming from an incident at BlueyGostConventionEvent 4: Let's Get Dangerous in which he attacked several fans with a pot of scalding hot water. Buttstain's lawyer,, argued that Buttstain acted in self-defense.

In 2021, Buttstain sued Dodge Greenley, creator of Pibby, claiming he originally created the titular character as a mascot for and that Greenley stole his ideas. Chrysler Greedy later joined the lawsuit, claiming Greenley also stole the whole Pibby concept from his series Paddi. The lawsuit was dropped because it made the judge want to die.

In June 2022, a representative from the Los Angeles field office of the confirmed that Buttstain could face, , and  charges for his actions on the reality show Robert Buttstain's X-TREME Home Makeover Show, as the show revolved around him breaking into  homes and giving them makeovers without permission the owners and/or residents and recipients were told behind the scenes to lie that they consented to the remodels or they would be murdered. Other crew members may also face charges.

Early shit
While hiding out in Tijuana with Wahlberg, Carlson, and Limbaugh, he and Wahlberg invented the. He cites this as his first "real" career achievement.

Music and shit
Buttstain became a rapper under the stage name Robbie Rob, leading the hip hop group Robbie Rob and the Robbie Rob Gang of Fuckaz. The group was made up of Buttstain, Victor Lopez Vargas (Vicky Vic), Tommy Hullman (Tommy Tom), and James Valenzuela (Jimmy Jim). Their debut studio album Piss YoSelf, produced by old-school rapper and convicted fraudster MC Mr. Pibb, was released in 1989 and spawned the chart-topping single "Hip Hop Go Brrr", which did so well on the  that it was named "The Most Totally Awesome Song of 1989", as well as the Top 10 hit "Beat Your Friends & Family", inspired by when Buttstain dropped acid while watching . The music videos for "Hip Hop Go Brrr" and "Beat Your Friends & Family", directed by and  respectively, were shown on  almost every day for 2 months in spite of numerous complaints about both. The other eight songs on the album were "absolute garbage", though "Have Sekkusu" and "Luv Ya 2 Baby Gurl" became sleeper hits in the 2020s because videos of 14-year-old girls—many of whom identify as "gender", use "xeno/xenoself" pronouns, and claim to have 100 alternate personalities out of which 99(%) of them are just emo furries or random characters from shows like ' and '—twerking to the songs went viral on.

In June 1990, while performing on the short-lived show Sunday Night Live, Buttstain said that "the U.S. entertainment industry doesn't make money by selling products, but it does make money from Jews with big wallets". The repeatedly criticized Buttstain and told him to kill himself. Buttstain did not. In his 2011 autobiography Robbie Boi, he said he regretted doing that stuff. In July 1990, the group scheduled a charity concert in, , with all funds going to the , but it was quickly called off.

The next album Robbie Rob and the Robbie Rob Gang of Fuckaz album was Piss Yo Ess, which came out in 1991. It was followed by Kiss Mah Ess in 1992. The albums were recorded back-to-back, and the other members disliked the lack of breathing room between albums. Vargas joked that the rappers "moved into the goddamn studio at that point". Buttstain, however, liked it. They disagreed. Strongly. Creative differences. And creative differences tear folks apart. The group formally disbanded in 1992 after Buttstain impulsively called Valenzuela—who is half African American—the word . Buttstain denies that the incident ever occurred, and claims that "even if it did, it's just a word! His people use it all the time!"

No. They don't.

The group reunited in 2008 for a reunion tour to support 's presidential campaign with Valenzuela being "played" by his lookalike cousin, twice-convicted sex offender Steven Jefferson, which was cut short due to an "incident" following a show in ; and briefly reunited a second time in 2021 to perform on the television special Bluey Gost: The Whitest Show U' Know with Jefferson "reprising [his] role". A second reunion tour will commence in 2024, with Jefferson "reprising his role again" and Tommy Hullman being "played" by his nephew, outsider musician and  slash fic writer Nathan "DragonWaifu420" Elderberry, due to Hullman being hospitalized after receiving a nasty disease from a dirty toilet in the bathroom of a in ; the first date is scheduled to take place in March at the Bluey Gost Winter/Spring/some other season IDGAF Barbecue at  in, the tour will also include a charity concert in ,  with all funds going to the.

Bluey Gost
While in college during the 1990s, Buttstain considered a career in animation and shit. He designed two characters named Fat Guy and Dr. Nutbean and put up pictures of them around school, in spite of numerous complaints to the school faculty. After his fallout as a rapper, he turned to the visual arts, founding the then-"one-man" production company Blueytoons in 1993. It was named after his dog, a named Bluey who would later inspire an. He decided that he wanted to make an animated television series based on Fat Guy and Dr. Nutbean. He contacted executives about a possible pitch for his animated series. Fox gave him an unusual and quite frankly undeserved deal: Buttstain was given a budget of US$1,000 to produce a pilot that could lead to a series even though most pilot episodes of animated prime-time productions cost at least US$1 million. In an interview with, Buttstain said that he "spent like four months on this pilot and spent so much time sitting in my home that my back broke and i had to be hospitalized and i was injected with all this strange fluid ans shit and i ended up in a ufo and there were these aliens and wtf like oh my gahhh".

Buttstain returned four months later with a cassette that contained "a crudely drawn piece of shit six-minute animated film full of dirty language, ugly characters shaped like balls with sticks attached, and jokes about logos and children's shows". However, Fox executives thought it was good enough for a full-length series, ordering a 13-episode first season. In June 1995, Fox announced that "we've purchased Bluey Gost and there's nothing you can do about it", causing mass panic.

The show premiered on December 16, 1995. He wrote 99 episodes, making him the show's most prolific writer.

idk
Then he made GoAnimate the Series (2007-2018).

Then he made Vyond the Series (2019-present).

He also invented Bluey Arcade.

Influences
Buttstain's sense of humor was mostly shaped by the films of Clem Wood, 's lesser-known brother who made Z-movies of worse quality, including such classics as Plan 10 from Outer Space and Kidney Failure: It's Your Decision. It was also shaped by, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , and years of.

Political views
Buttstain initially backed in the 2004 presidential election, but then changed his mind and voted for  instead. He endorsed and then  in the 2008 presidential election. In 2012, he initially endorsed, but cast a write-in vote for in the actual election in spite of being warned numerous times beforehand that he was a fictional character and that  was a major motion picture and not a documentary by. In the 2016 election, he voted for.

In 2023, Buttstain stated in a Tweet that he would be voting for in the.

Religious views
Buttstain was raised a but now identifies as a. He has stated in interviews that "idk i guess jediism kinda mid tbh & i like wrestlers because wrestlers they're like so cool lol".

"it's ok to be white"
On September 6, 2018, Buttstain tweeted "". He later clarified that the tweet "isn't some solidarity shit", but "solidarity with white folks falsely accused of racism by some random ass mfs they didn't even know exist".

"transgender = mentally ill"
On July 6, 2019, Buttstain tweeted "transgender = mentally ill" in the middle of a discussion about whether or  would win in a fight. He later stated that "sonics voice is so gay and trans, that hedgehog sounds like a little girl". He deleted the Tweets, denied their existence, and fled to.

the hip hop thing
On January 6, 2022, Buttstain garnered criticism after making comments on about rappers  and  that many perceived as racist. He wrote that "both soulja boy and youngboy are annoying as hell and i hate rappers bc theyre always 'from da hood'". When people with 100–300 followers angrily responded with based statements, Buttstain took the Tweet down and clarified that "I just think hip hop has become too focused on "the hood and not focused enough on actual lyrical storytelling". Many still criticized him for "deciding what kind of music can or cannot make". Buttstain responded by tweeting "BRUH WTF L SKILL ISSUE NO RIZZ NOT BASED GOOFY AHH".

Black Lives Matter incident
In May 2022, Buttstain attracted significant controversy for making a series explicitly racist comments on Twitter about the movement that resulted in several companies and organizations dismissing him.

On May 5 at 8:33 PM, he tweeted:
 * Tbh im sick of "." Like its 2022 its been 2 fucking years since  from a drug overdose, BLM isnt even trendy anymore just stop saying it  [sic]

Several prominent Twitter users called him out for being racist and factually incorrect, and he tweeted in response on May 6 at 1:48 AM PDT:
 * LMAO, i didn't say i hate black people, i don't hate black people. i just hate that these BLM mfs act like being white is a sin and if you're white you're anti-black by default like you people are doing. [sic]

He added:
 * BLM it's made blacks overly sensitive. BLM has turned blacks into laughing stocks and i say to thee HAHAHAHAHA [sic]

,, , , , , , , , , , and the —along with several other companies—parted ways with Buttstain after finally coming to terms with the fact that he probably shouldn't be allowed to work with them.