Honest Trailers Abridged/The Aristocats

Script
From the studio behind Snow White, The Jungle Bore and Peter Pan comes a film that has the cattiest collection of fun, drama, comedy, adventure, and racial stereotypes.

THE ARISTOCATS

Join Thomas O Malley, who probably acts like your weird uncle Bernie, as he meets up with some weird hipster band "The Scat Cat & The Alley Cats", with their one hit wonder, "Everybody Wants to Be A Cat." STARRING: THE CAT MOVIE
 * Everybody Wants to Pay Money
 * Because going to Disney World, you know where it's at
 * Tell me
 * Picking up all the FastPasses, it's quite crazy
 * 500 Dollars for a day at Disney is overkill
 * But we pay it anyway because that's how we go *buh dum dum dum*
 * We do pay all the money, on Disney merchandise and Disney Parks
 * Don't forget the Disney Cruise, ya we won't
 * Picking up all the FastPasses, it's quite crazy
 * 500 Dollars for a day at Disney is overkill
 * But we pay it anyway because that's how we go *oh money money money*
 * We do pay all the money, on Disney merchandise and Disney Parks
 * Don't forget the Disney Cruise, ya we won't
 * Hey, i'm a stereotype y'know!
 * Shanghai, Hong Kong, Paris. huh huh huh huh huh, Tokyo and U.S.A. That's what i like.
 * Groovy money, Groovy.
 * Everybody
 * Everybody
 * Everybody wants to pay money.
 * Hallelujah
 * Everybody
 * Everybody
 * Everybody wants to pay money.
 * Thomas the Tank Engine
 * Dutch E.S.S.
 * Beatles Reject
 * Racial Stereotype
 * Weird Talking Dogs
 * Stupid Idiot Human
 * Another Stupid Idiot Human
 * AND Kittens

Man, who's going to replace the Asian cat in the live action remake?