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Ricardo The Prank Monkey: The US Tour [2.9]

 * Ricardo: Alright, alright, I've got this cattail plant here, and that is a fake corn dog stand that looks legitimate, and whoever buys this is gonna have a lot of plant fur coming out of their f**king mouths!
 * Person: Ah, 'ello. Whatcha got there?
 * Ricardo: It's a free corn dog, and since you asked, it's all yours, my dearest convivència.
 * Person: Okay, I have absolutely no idea what that last word was, but I don't care! (bites plant with one bite, and he looks like he's gonna throw up, when suddenly, it's just a lot of cattail fluff). Ugh! Oh, Shetland! F**k! You said that was a corn dog!
 * Ricardo: You just got pranked by The Prank Monkey!
 * Person: Oh!... Ya got me good, mate. Got me good.