Bluey Gost


 * i can't spell cuz i'm 5 y/o; bare with me

Bluey Gost is an American-British-Canadian-Irish-Japanese-Chinese-North Korean anim(at)e(d) television series created by Robbert Buttstain. It aired on 2CFBC (20th Century Fox Broadcasting Company) on its 2FCBC Kids block from May 13th 1995 to November 20th 2020. It airs in syndication on, , a lot of affiliates, some  stations, at least two  affiliates,  stations in Southern California, probably , 's Child Swim programming block, , , and. It also airs internationally on a number of channels, including Salt Cover and TV Maresol in Brazil.

Buttstain conceived the show in 1846 when he made two characters named Fat Guy and Dr. Nutbean. Then he pitched the show. Then it got produced. Then it got broadcast. It exists. It's on home video sets by Blueytoons Home Video Entertainment because you gotta have that home video fetishism. The series was produced by Blueytoons Productions Worldwide Inc., Motherfucker Productions, (1996-2002),  (2002-present),, , , , , , , , and ... among others.

This show is the greatest show of all time. It got really popular because critics like it because of the stick people, logo humor, and sheer absurdity originality. Since it's the best show of all time and also good, it got a movie, Bluey Gost: The Movie, which got released and it got theaters in February 28, 2005.

It streams on in US & Canada,  in UK & Ireland ( in Scotland),  in China, and  elsewhere. It's streaming on Blueytoons+ in literally every country in the world, even.

Voice cast
emotionless text-to-speech voices that get annoying real fast Y'ALL READY OK HERE WE GO
 * Robert Buttstain as Little Boi, Dr. Nutbean, Sailor Bean, Angelo, White Guy, Black Guy, Red Guy, Orange Guy, Yellow Guy, Green Guy, Blue Guy, Purple Guy, Pink Guy, PewDiePie, Walter, Gree Boi, Timmybross, Jennybross, Brossbross, John B. Irish, Samantha, Billy Emmanuel San Gabriel Grant, Little Boi 22
 * Billy Opal as Little Boi 2, Little Boi 3, Little Boi 4, Little Boi 5, Little Boi 6, Little Boi 7, Little Boi 8, Little Boi 9, Little Boi 10, Little Boi 11, Little Boi 12, Little Boi 13, Little Boi 14, Little Boi 15, Little Boi 16, Little Boi 17, Little Boi 18, Little Boi 19, Little Boi 20, Little Boi 21, Little Boi 23, Little Boi 24, Little Boi 25, Little Boi 27, Little Boi 28, Little Boi 29, Little Boi 30, Little Boi 31, Little Boi 32, Little Boi 33, Little Boy 34, Little Boi 35, Little Boi 36, Little Boi 37, Little Boi 38, Little Boi 39, Joe the Cab Driver
 * Guy Named Lee as Little Boi 26
 * Georgia Peach as somebody's mum innit
 * Roberta Buttstain as Little Grrl
 * Barack Obama as Dr. NutObamabean
 * Tony Blair (speaking) and Joe Biden (singing) as ur mum
 * Rosanne Arnold Barr Thomas or whatever the fuck her name is as herself
 * Andrew Garfield as Spider-Dr.Nutbean
 * Ric Flair as Dr. NutWOOObean
 * Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Little Rock Boi / Big Papa Dick
 * Chris Lilley as Mr. Blackfacebean
 * Robstain Buttbert as Bittle Loi
 * Cillian Murphy as Beanie Beanenheimer
 * Niatsttub Trebor as Iob Elttil
 * David Duchovny as FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder
 * Gillian Anderson as FBI Special Agent Dana Scully
 * me as myself
 * you as yourself
 * us as ourself
 * us
 * vs.
 * them
 * And Jerry Mathers as The Beaver
 * And Jerry Mathers as The Beaver

Development
The series was conceived by Robbert Buttstain when he was at —which doesn't have a full name anymore—in the 1840s. The idea for two characters named Fat Guy and Dr. Nutbean, absolutely clobbered his ass. They had blue eyes and they were really fat. Then they got redesigned. Don't ask how. After that he made PBS Man, NBC Man, BBC Man, Man, and a bunch of doctors and sailors and shit.

Some  ripoff aired a short for the show in the 1990s. Parents loved the lazy-ass MS Paint / Movie Maker animation but hated the dirty words and sex jokes and " violence ".

In the '90s, a pilot was pitched to Fox because apparently we're just jumping networks now. Produced by Blueytoons and Canadian studio Motherfucker Productions, in association with other companies. They like MS Paint. The show was supposed to air on Fox, but it was bad, so instead they showed a different but equally bad episode, as we exist in a world where quality matters not apparently. The episode was also put in tiny tapes and shipped off to  (UK/Ireland),  (Canada),  (Japan), and the. They were delivered via envelopes whose insides were caked with set to explode if the channels rejected the show. To make it exportable in China and North Korea, and  instructed a mass killing of half of the pilot's production staff, kidnapped animator Werry Tard to coerce him into  roleplay, and ordered for "fresh blood" to produce the show. was also brought in as an Executive Producer, and assigned as the show's Creative Director.

Executive producers
Robbert Buttstain, Ted Turner, and Eric Bischoff were the original executive producers of Bluey Gost, so people call them the "OG Bluey Crew Gang", or OGBCG.

Turner was fired from the series after four seasons due to stupidity. Eric Bischoff rage quit after season 7 due to a "disagreement". He was replaced by. Then Hulk Hogan left after season 11. He was replaced by. After dying from being burned alive conveniently the moment after production of season 13 wrapped up (see Mike Scully issues), no one took his place.

Writing
Robbert Buttstain,, , , , , and made up the writing team of the series.

Episode scripts would typically include a large number of scenes revolving around different. These logo scenes would then be pitched to Buttstain and other executive producers, and the ones that are the least amusing funniest would make it into the show. Writers often blended the logo humor with random slapstick scenes to create what they saw as "a coherent, emotional, erotically thrilling story". The show's humor is largely inspired by the globally recognizable logo bloopers genre of YouTube videos and fetishistic thoughts about logos the writers had while taking showers, eating breakfast, or committing war crimes in the.

Writers often reacted with violence when they encountered ideas they did not like. Scully would often beat guys up if they came up with ideas he disliked. Hogan body slammed and/or legdropped anyone who came up with an idea he found dumb or disagreed with his episode plot pitches. And don't get me started on Buttstain's threatening to sexually harass his fellows.

Buttstain is the most prolific of the show's writers, having written a total of 99 episodes. Despite this, in a 2020, Buttstain revealed that he had not written an episode since season 14, choosing instead to focus on production, voice acting, his personal life, his dreams and aspirations, his inspirations, and child abduction, leaving everybody else to piece the show together. Unfortunately, they suck at writing even more than he does.

Casting
Buttstain voiced a bunch of characters himself because he was the casting director and he liked himself so much that he cast himself a lot.

Buttstain cast Billy Opal after meeting him in a restroom in, , Canada. He mistook the sound of Opal taking a shit for his voice, and thought he had a deep, smooth, dramatic voice that echos elegantly. Guy Named Lee, another cast member, was coerced into joining production by Ted Turner. Georgia Peach was cast because there need to be the token female cast member.

Animation
The show was originally animated by, , , , and.

After cel animation began to grow too expensive to continue using, Motherfucker Productions and Blueytoons outsourced the animation to a digital animation firm in Lurenberg, called Arsch Animation. They worked on the show until 2013, when the entire staff of the studio died in a mysterious pot-luck incident that the police said was "best left unsolved".

Some (overpaid) motherfuckers from a country Aisaleaf were purportedly involved in animation production; this detail was not made public until Elon Musk bought Twitter in the 2020s. Since September 2023, this claim has been disputed due to the Gost not being Bluey enough in that country.

Franchise
In the beginning, and  collectively owned 50% of the Bluey Gost multimedia franchise;  or  or whoever the fuck owned 10% of the franchise,  owned 10%,  owned 10%,  owned 10%, Blueytoons owned 8%, and I own a lawn covered in dog crap and the house out of which my wife walked with my children, then proceeding to take our minivan as well. (God, I hate her.) was also involved in development even though it wasn't even a thing back then, and owned 1% of the franchise. The remaining 1% was split between, , , , and various other inspiring institutions.

By the end of the show's run, China Central Television and Korean Central Television had taken 90% of the show and routinely sent animators they hated to the. Buttstain himself almost ended up "getting camped" but used his 1990s animator powers to kill opponents. (He was later kidnapped by English-speaking personnel.)

Bluey Gost: The Movie
On March 2, 1998, creator Buttstain announced on that a Bluey Gost film had entered development, with Blueytoons and Motherfucker Productions co-producing alongside many other famous studios and  and other studios handling distribution. He said that the movie would "make fans of the series ejaculate [...] while also appealing to new audiences, like Turkish people, pornstars, and VJs". In January 2000, he said in a video that the script—written by Buttstain,, , , , and —had been submitted and accepted by the studio. Buttstain said that the film would take place between the events of seasons 5 and 6, even though there is actually no continuity.

In February 2001, it was announced that Buttstain would be directing and the film's voice cast would include Buttstain, Opal, Lee, Peach,, , , , , , , , , , , and more. On May 1, 2001, it was confirmed that production was paused due to a fistfight between Buttstain and that resulted in the former being hospitalized. As of June 26, 2001, production had resumed as planned.

In September 2001, production of the film was suspended indefinitely in light of the, as the film's original plot followed Little Boi 6 joining and causing a fire at the. In October 2001, it was officially pulled from Fox's release schedule.

In January 2002, the film was added back to the studio's release schedule after the film was hastily rewritten to have a completely different plot which revolves around Little Boi and Dr. Nutbean getting kidnapped in Russia while Sailor Bean and Little Boi 2 steal a toy from and then try to free Little Boi and Dr. Nutbean from Russian captivity.

The film was released in theaters worldwide on February 28, 2005. It grossed $420 billion, making it the highest-grossing film of all time ever in the history of everything everywhere all at once in the universe. It received widespread critical acclaim and won many, , , , , etc.

Merchandising
Bara Buti juice drinks have featured Bluey Gost characters in their advertising, including the promotional tie-in flavor "Blue Paint and Castrol GTX Punch", which featured special adverts including one featuring a special song for the advert sung by Little Boi, Ratstar Johnny and the twin brother of the cousin of a plumber who was once hired by international pop megastar Katy Perry.

In 2014, limited edition Bluey Gost condoms went on sale at locations worldwide before being pulled minutes later due to a high fail rate and renewed concerns about the ethics of marketing condoms toward kids and teens.

Critical reception
The show has received positive reviews.

One user said:
 * My first experience watching this show was while I had stopped at a motel tucked away in a deserted area of . My room had only one working outlet, but I was able to convince the desk clerk to run two extension cords from the janitor's closet to my room, one of which I used to plug in my laptop for charging and another which I used to plug in an old 5-inch portable TV I found. There was no cable or satellite connection in my room, the only way I was able to get any form of television signal was through a makeshift antenna made from mattress coils. I was unable to get any TV signals, and was about to give up when I suddenly stumbled upon a channel playing episodes of this show all night, without pausing for commercials or even showing anything else. Bored out of my mind, sweating profusely because there was no air conditioner in my room, and slowly dozing off, I watched it for half the night, even if I thought the stick-figure animation was sub-par and found the plots to be too bizarre for me. By the time I woke up at 4am, the marathon had abruptly stopped, and a different program came on. It was Peppermint Park. Still half-awake, I did not know what in the hell was going on and recoiled in fear at the creepy-ass puppets. I went back to sleep, and woke up again at 10:30am, the TV again showing nothing but static. I packed my stuff up, got dressed, hopped back into my first gen, and headed back onto the open road, looking to find signs of civilization.

inaporppriatee
it's like really inappropriate and they say the N-word and make sex jokes and shit like that innit

"Too Violent 4 Telly," said some mommy organization.

"The guy who writes down reports for us threw the TV out the window, and he's the same one who had to see the Family Guy episode where Quagmire killed the Simpson family," said the.

OH MY GAWD THIS SHOW IS FUCKING ATROCIOUS AS FUCK WHY WAS IT ON FOR 25 FUCKING YEARS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Viacom/Universal logo incident
The episode "BeanTrek Gets Fucked in the Dressing Room at Ann Taylor" (original air date March 30th 2004) received significant backlash from television critics for a scene where BeanTrek watches TV and the infamous V of Doom logo appears but the last two notes of the scary music that makes you wanna piss yourself get cut off for the 1991  logo. The episode was criticized by viewers from around the world for dissin' that oh-so-legendary V of Doom and for negatively depicting the aforementioned Universal Television logo as condoning antiviacomvofdoomlogoism.

The writer of the episode, John Kricfalusi, received death threats in the mail for the episode and subsequently left the show. Buttstain claimed in a written statement that "[the] scene was meant to make fun of antiviacomvofdoomlogoism, not condone it [...] I have nothing against the Viacom community—I have love for y'all, in fact, and so does the rest of the Bluey Gost writing staff, including Mr. Kricfalusi."

Warner Bros. logo plaster
The episode "BeanTrek Gets Fucked in the Dressing Room at Ann Taylor 2: Deep Penny-tration" (original air date May 2, 2012) was criticized for including a scene where Little Boi 17 and Little Boi 20 are watching  and the 1984 logo is plastered with the 2001 logo. This was condemned by U.S. President, Singaporean President , and several other world leaders who think the 1984 logo is more precious than food, water, clothing, and shelter. Buttstain apologized for this unfortunate moment and stated that "i'm didnt mean to hurt you all tbh". Versions of the episode aired in local syndication and on have the 1984 logo inserted in the 2001 logo's place.

Hulk Hogan issues
After an "argument", Eric Bischoff was replaced as Creative Director by, who frequently shot down the ideas submitted by the team, either by saying "You're a jabroni, get out of my office!" (HAHA HE DOESN'T SAY "THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME BROTHER") or legdropping the offending writers. The script for "Dr. Nutbean Bathes in Expired Mr. Pibb from 1980" was rejected 525,600 times in a row by Hogan before Robbert Buttstain wrote the script for "Dr. Nutbean Has a Lovely Vacation in Flint, Michigan" in an evening.

After Hogan was fired, Buttstain got his revenge by selling private videos of Hogan to  in exchange for the film rights to an article he read on there called "Why All States Except For Those in the Northeast Megalopolis and on the West Coast Are Bad".

Mike Scully issues
After replacing Hulk Hogan, Mike Scully was criticized for making the show worse than any episodes of The Simpsons made under his watch or involvement. This culminated in an infamous scene in "Sailor Bean Starts An Unlicensed Gambling Establishment Out of An Abandoned Circuit City" where Little Boi 37 and Little Boi 26 are watching  and Little Boi 26 says "Oh hush yourself bitch" to the logo. This incident was condemned by U.S. President Barack Obama, U.K. Prime Minister, President of the Kevin Baugh and other fine folks. This resulted in Scully being fired (as in he was set on fire and thrown out the window) and Robbert Buttstain becoming de facto Creative Director.

"Fantastic Penile Fracture" music video
On March 26th 2016, the episode "Dr. Nutbean and Little Rock Boi Go to New York and They Both Get Their Asses Totally Whooped by the American Dragon and Others: Part 1" aired. The original airing featured a scene during the end credits where Dr. Nutbean and Little Rock Boi sing a song titled "Fantastic Penile Fracture" which contains lyrics about an incident from Dr. Nutbean's college years where he fractured his weiner and received a £420,000,000,000 hospital bill. This scene resulted in complaints being filed to the. FCC special agents raided the [Fox or 2CFBC or whatever network we're going with at this point] headquarters and killed everyone. Blood, brains, guts, etc. were all over the room.

The next day, Buttstain released a written apology, saying in part that "maybe a song about penile fracture ain't so good an idea, dawg". Home video releases, syndicated reruns, and streaming services replace this with a cold open where Dr. Nutbean wets his pants and gets zapped by a T-posing 3D clone.