Fictional Cinema Snob episodes/Dragon Tales: The Search for the 15 Keys

Transcript

 * The Snob: As if i haven't done enough PBS Kids movies yet... Here we have Dragon Tales: The Search for the 15 Keys. Yay... I WANT THIS EXPERIENCE OF WATCHING BAD KIDS FLICKS TO BE OVER!
 * (title card)
 * (Cut to clips from Dragon Tales)
 * The Snob: Like with Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat, Dragon Tales was interesting, educational, and enjoyable for both kids and adults.
 * (Cut to clips from the movie)
 * The Snob: Dragon Tales: The Search for the 15 Keys from Adelaide Productions, PBS Kids Movies, an uncredited Columbia Pictures, and Sesame Workshop, was released in April of 2001, and takes place in-between the first two seasons of the show. While attracting celebrities including Tim Curry, Alec Baldwin, Robert Englund, and Joaquin Phoenix, Yearim Productions of South Korea and the aforementioned Adelaide Productions spent a rushed 5 weeks producing the film's animation.
 * (Cut back to the Snob)
 * The Snob: But there's a catch... (Brad takes the VRC copy out of his sleeve) I own it on VRC, of all formats!
 * (Samuel Goldwyn Films logo)
 * The Snob: Samuel Goldwyn better stop it with these damn kids flicks!