Britannica and Nirvana

Britannica and Nirvana, officially The United Republic of Britannica and Nirvana and its Provinces, is a country in the very middle of the pacific, just right above the equator. It was a territory claimed by several countries in Europe. Two of them, Brittany and Ragusa, dont exist today. It has 4 capitals named Chettyre, Beijing (in China), and Broheightsning (all on the province of New Shia ). Its largest city is Perplexus, the capital of the province Nintendo. The official language is Nirvanaese. Some natives speak Nahasapeemapetilon. English and Chinese are secondary languages, mainly because Britannica and Nirvana own Beijing, and the new capitals of China are now Wuhan and Shanghai. Britannica and Nirvana is the only country that speaks Nahasapeemapetilon.

Britannica and Nirvana have roughly 130 Million people. Britannica and Nirvana is known for its conviction and its generosity and kindness to its aboriginal people. The town of Alekson is in the province of Visivet, and the only purpose for it is to rehabilitate indigenous people. The town has around 589 people (estimated). People who dont know how to speak Nahasapeemapetilon are taught the language at the age of 12.

Britannica and Nirvana is its own continent. It was discovered by Europe on March 3, 1479

The country is known for having the least populated, and smallest city on Earth. Known as Juchenasako, this city is home to only 100 people! It is also the county seat of Fardomes County, as the only 2 other towns, Yttrium and Jax, have higher populations, but are smaller than the city.

It is the only country that has 4 capitals

Allies

 * China
 * United Kingdom
 * Ukraine
 * Moldovia
 * Crimea
 * South Ossetia
 * Kazakhstan
 * Uzbekistan
 * Tajikistan
 * Turkmenistan
 * Azerbijan
 * Georgia (not the one with peaches)
 * Kyrgyzstan
 * Belarus
 * Greenland
 * Sweden
 * Abkhazia
 * Taured
 * Stanistan
 * Nassau

Trivia

 * The national anthem is the only grunge rock song to be an anthem
 * The national animal is the Star-Nosed Mole.
 * The national sport is Quidditch
 * The national tree is Acacia Planifrons (Umbrella Thorn).
 * It uses a Type O Outlet, a new type of outlet shaped like an O with two dots in it.
 * The national food is Stuffed Peppers
 * The national drink is coffee
 * The national alcohol is Dr. Pepper and Bourbon Whiskey
 * The country has the longest call code ever, being a massive 89 letters at maximum, but the average is 44 digits
 * 99% of Britannite citizens are black
 * Urigyuism was introduced in B&N

States
There are 21 states and 3 federal districts in Britannica and Nirvana. Below is a list, and I will include them in size order and include their populations. Next to them in Parentheses () is the capital. The capitals, Chettyre, and Broheightsning, and Holland are all in New Shia
 * New Shia (25.5M+)
 * Nirvana (11.25M+)
 * Puntaya Yamato (3.25M+)
 * Shia (5M+)
 * Urtyurik (1M+)
 * Aenglisk, Visivet, Toriona, Mocrono, Homo, Nambio, Sunni, Mahayatma, Virdanaya, Janpouya, and Moksha (account for 200K+)
 * Shia Isles, Nassau, Talahasia, Wichita, Ancient Nintendo, Aquila, and New Aquila (account for 10K+)
 * Beijing (20,000,000)
 * Chettyre (20,000,000)
 * Broheightsning (15,000,000)

Attractions in the Nation

 * Chettyre Community Church. A three story cobblestone and wood church in Chettyre.
 * Pustinia National Temple. A Temple in Pustinia Desert City that has a large room with chests full of sacred things. It also has a lot of explosives inside the main room.
 * Kijakelo Fortress. A fortress owned by You'n Neroese, the Father of Sonja Kijakelo, who is the current president of B&N.
 * Windu III's Mansion. The mansion of a former leader of colonial Britannica, Windu III . This was possibly the world's first mansion. It has 1,590 acres of surface land in total.
 * Unknown Pirate Ship. A sunken and destroyed ship containing a literal treasure map that leads to actual gold and diamond.
 * The Visivet Sea Monument. A monument in Alekson, Visivet. It has lots of things inside, but is surrounded by dead animals.
 * Wellington City (Not in New Zealand). A small city that is in one architecturally skewed building.
 * Nintendo Subway. Deapest subway in the world. Travels to 250 Cities and towns and goes to 17 Villages.
 * Windu Outpost. A watchtower and beacon near the Windu Mansion.
 * Stronghold of Shia. A flooded underground stronghold in Shia City, Shia
 * Microstate Mansion. The world's smallest mansion. It is 3 ft. x 5.5 ft and one room big. SOmehow, a whole 3 person family fits in there.
 * Microstate Centurium : World's smallest unrecognized country. At 1 acre large, it has two houses (1 residential and 1 governmental), 1 tree, 1 stream, 1 bridge, and 1 tiny store.

Top 10 Cities
Beijing: 21M

Chettyre: 20M

Broheightsning: 15M

Holland: 11M

Derry: 5M

Qin: 2.4M

Pustinia Desert City: 1.5M

Shia City: 838K

Port Alsurium: 529K

Adolfio: 500K

History
1479: Claimed as a territory by several countries in Europe

1589: Slave trade begins

1610: First college in B&N found, Mozg Oblaskiano University.

1734-99: The Hungary Spanish Britannica Wars

1800-1945: Britanite Industrial Revolution

1854: Slavery made illegal

1864-1898: The 1st Britanite War

1906-1930: The 2nd Britanite War

1935: Some involvement in WW2

1990: Declared Independence

1990: New Capital is Chettyre

1991: Flag adopted, List of Rights of Britannica and Nirvana amended the constitution.

1993: Release of Sato Micronio and Columbus, the most popular TV producers

1994: First ever flight to the moon

2000: Donates 50 million Yuan Renminbi to China

2001: Buys Beijing as a capital along with Chettyre

2014: Official national anthem "Anyung Taichyu" adopted

2017: Makes Broheightsning its 3rd capital

2020-????: The 3rd Britannica War (against UAE and Saudi Arabia)

May 2020: Has 0 cases of COVID-19

Driving
You start learning how to drive when you are 14. You start driving when you are 16, and you become a legal adult at 17. You get a permit at 14, the you get a license at 16.

Drugs
Marijuana/Weed is legal for medical use and recreational use, because only if you eat over 22 kg, or smoke 680 kg, it could kill you, which is way too much for recommended recreational uses. Cocaine, Crack, certain Tobaccos, and other drugs are illegal for recreational use. I-dosing is not illegal, but it isn't recommended, for its effects are different on everyone. LSD has become legal in New Shia, Shia, and New Aquila as of 2019

Smoking
Smoking is illegal for people under 17. Marijuana smoking is only legal for people of ages 14 and up. The age for smoking weed is low because there have been no recorded deaths from it, and teens are mature enough to smoke it, but not tobacco.

Healthcare
Healthcare is free. They take extra care of people with HIV or Syphilis, because thousands of people catch it every year. Oddly though, these are STIs, but they have evolved in B&N to be spread through sweat (yikes, can only imagine).

Drinking
The legal drinking age is 21. Children have died or have had problems after drinking, so the age, which used to be 15, changed. Butterbeers are legal though, for 14 year olds.

Same Sex Dating
Homosexual couples are legal and recognized by government. People can think that gay couples are bad, but dont even think about saying anything about it. Protesting against gays is illegal. Only 0.164% of poeple in Britannica and Nirvana are homophobic or transphobic. Around 19.2% of the population of B&N is part of the LGBTQ+ Community.

Plastic Surgery
Plastic surgery is illegal in every state but one, Visivet. The president says "Its a waste of money and scientific effort." The governor of Visivet has no reason why he allows plastic surgery, but it has been popular lately. Currently, 9,193 people have gotten plastic surgery. The only problem is that you must be at least 16 to get it.

Weird laws
There are hundreds of weird and odd laws.
 * 1) You cannot ride a bike through a swimming pool
 * 2) You can only have a maximum of 25 children
 * 3) Winnie the Pooh is said to be half naked, so he is banned from being on playgrounds
 * 4) There has to be at least 1 tree every 10 square kilometers
 * 5) Kissing or making out in a vehicle is banned
 * 6) You are not allowed to die, be sick, or cough/sneeze in the National Congress House
 * 7) You cannot have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub past 19:00/7:00 PM
 * 8) You cannot have dirt on the window of your car. Even bird droppings aren't allowed on cars. That's sad.
 * 9) 1 out of 150 songs played on radio must be sung by a Britanite/Nirvanaese person
 * 10) Don't sing loudly in between 02:00/2:00 AM all the way to 05:30/5:30 AM
 * 11) If someone knocks on your door to use the toilet, you have to let them in
 * 12) You are not allowed to buy more than 1000 things on Amazon or Ebay
 * 13) In Aquila and Shia Isles, you can get arrested and put in jail for several month if you make ugly faces to a dog
 * 14) It is illegal to forget your spouse's birthday. You get fined hundreds of dollars/shang shis if you do so
 * 15) No licking doorknobs
 * 16) No eating pasta outside on a porch only wearing underpants (Idk why but yes it is true)
 * 17) You are not allowed to buy sweets from a person who isn't wearing a shirt
 * 18) During respiratory spread pandemics, you must be at least 3 feet from each other
 * 19) The official Inquisitorial Squad can look at your items and personal belongings. They can frisk you and interview you at any time.
 * 20) It is illegal, however, for anyone, including the Inquisitorial Squad, to check, invade, or disrupt your electronic device.
 * 21) Making out in public is legal, but you must both wear a bracelet or anklet.
 * 22) Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
 * 23) It's illegal to steal $1000 worth of grease.
 * 24) In Shia, it is illegal to sing off key.
 * 25) Bingo games cannot last more than 5 hours, and alcohol is banned from bingo games unless at a pub.
 * 26) Restaurants must use big fonts and a small font can land you in jail
 * 27) You are forced to have a birthday party and not just chilling with your family or friends if you are 0-21 and is born on February 15, because that was the day that Windu III (a.k.a. the fouder of Modern B&N) was born.
 * 28) Trick'r'treating is illegal if past midnight.
 * 29) It's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket during Wednesday.
 * 30) You are not allowed to have a donkey in your bathtub.
 * 31) You cannot swear on Facebook Messenger unless you say it in public
 * 32) If there is only one candidate in an election, then there must be an actor to deliberately lose.
 * 33) The speeding fine is based on your wealthiness. So instead of getting $300 if you're a millionaire, it can become $3,000 or even $300,000 depending on how high they go.

Politics
There are 4 branches of Government: The President is chosen through elections. The president registers as one of the political parties. Before, there were only 2. But in 2000, 5 more were added, then 3 more in 2012. A president serves 1 term lasting 4 years.
 * Legislative: National Congress, Bicameral, makes laws (189 seats)
 * Executive: President, carries out laws and makes sure people obey them (1 seat)
 * Judicial: Supreme Court, decided if laws have been broken and sentences people (13 seats)
 * Bureaucratic: Decided extreme laws that the congress can't handle alone. (155 seats)

List of political parties

 * Federalist Party
 * Democratic Party
 * Republican Party
 * Libertarian Party
 * Xiao Qing Party
 * Communist and Socialist Party
 * Islamic Party
 * American Party
 * Striped Skunk Party
 * Equality Party

Currency Edit
The currency is the Nirvanaese Shang-Shia.

Instead of putting a picture I made on MS paint (because it says its an invalid token), I will sort of put an image in your head: A rectangle bill with 1,2,5,10,20,25,50,75,100,500,1000,100000,1000000,or 1000000000 in the middle of a 6-point star in the center of the bill, with "A Federal Note of the United Republic of Britannica and Nirvana and its Provinces." in Nirvanaese, and below it, a translation of that in Nahasapeemapetilon. Your signature is on the very lower right corner, and don't worry. They use a special pen that doesn't harm the note. but proves that its yours. This is to prevent robbery and burglary.

Art Edit
Mosaic is the most popular form of art. Sculpture comes in as second, and pop art sweeps in at third. Several mosaic art pieces have been sold for millions of dollars. The piece, Chettyre, for example has been sold for 1,900,298,320^ ($19,002,983.20).

Music Edit
The best music is 80s and 90s Grunge and Alternative Rock. Britannica, Nirvana, Weezer, Blink182, Green Day, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, and a lot of other foreign bands (Excluding Britannica) are very popular. All Apologies, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Polly, About A Girl, Sweet Dreams, and The Beautiful People are the most liked songs, making Nirvana by far the most liked band. Britannica falls second, with many covers making it on the most liked on the music and podcast program, Moksha. Foreign music is more popular than state-ran music. After Britannica, it's Green Day, Fall Out Boy, Weezer, blink182, AC/DC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and then a lot more foreign music. The next state ran music singer or band is 49th place. The Tennessines are the 2nd most popular music from the country of B&N.

Schooling Edit
A whole school year lasts 12 months. From February to January. There are 6 breaks throughout the year:

Autumn Break (3 days)

Thanksgiving Break (1 week)

Hanukkah and Holiday break (3 weeks)

Spring Break (1 week)

Middle of the Year Break (3 and a half months)

Post-Spirit Week Break (1 week)

People go to school for 4 days a week (Monday through Friday). Your grade level depends on your age. Below are the school subjecs in most learning and education systems.
 * Language Arts
 * Mathematics
 * English
 * Nirvanaese
 * Nahasapeemapetilon
 * Science
 * Physics
 * Biology
 * Chemistry
 * Art
 * Performing Arts
 * Writing
 * Spelling
 * Phonetics
 * Spanish Language
 * Physical Education
 * Finance
 * Sports
 * Music
 * Social Skills
 * Sex Education
 * Econmic Class
 * Society
 * Bible Class (optional)
 * Quran Class (optional)
 * History
 * Heritage Studies
 * Social Studies
 * Careers
 * Business Studies
 * Engineering
 * Technology
 * Geography
 * Geology
 * Infographics
 * Health
 * Mental Health
 * Geometry
 * Algebra
 * Calculus

Etymology Edit
The country was named Britannica and Nirvana because in 1992, the province of Nirvana separated from Britannica and Nirvana, which at the time was named Britannica. In the same year, Nirvana came back to Britannica, which changed its name to Britannica and Nirvana. The flag changed due to this.

Britannica came from the britanite word "britannyka'aa" meaning "Britanny's Land". Britanny was the first country to colonize and discover the land.

Mythology Edit
Most monsters and legendary creatures known for feasting on the flesh of mankind are still believed by many to be around today. The Wendigo, for example, was a creature or evil spirit that was reported by an actor named Jubilee Hendiragio (an American-Nirvanaese woman, hence her name). She has played in tons of movies such as Virus, HIV, The Wendigo, and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (Nirvanaese version).

Celebrities Edit

 * Kurt Cobain, an American musician and lead singer of the band Nirvana. He could fluently speak nahasape-emapetilon and Nirvanaese
 * Jubilee Hendiragio, a Nirvanaese actor
 * Sonja Kijakelo, the 9th president of Britannica and Nirvana
 * Poparto Mardino, a famous stage performer and musician
 * Il-Sung Mardino, a famous linguist and translator
 * Muhammad Ali, an American boxer and activist
 * Raphael Julio Claudias, a rapper, record executive, and actor
 * Minerva: an intellectual with the highest IQ on Earth. Her IQ is 381
 * Sonja Chettyre Jr., a Korean-Nirvanaese cosplayer and actor
 * Jaded Jebehali Jumeriah,
 * Nassau Hiroshima, a song writer and lead singer of the band Britannica, one of the most well known cover and music bands.
 * Krist Novoselic, an American bassist and performer. He is currently in the band The Foo Fighters and has founded The 95 in the past.
 * Msgr. Nassau Iyadtronus Ianivsmirnoviputinikutznetzovahenederigigiyoyoyochalilanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogoch + 19203, Rt. Hon. Esq. Snr., the man with the longest name ever. This is just the abbreviated form.

Top 20 most common deaths (excluding Natural causes) Edit
Your chance of dying is the same but the last number is multiplied by 50 times (e.g. Syphilis is 1/100 of getting it but 1/5000 to get killed from it). This is the same rule for all of them except for Alcohol Overdose, Drug Overdose, Suicide, and
 * 1) Syphilis (1/100)
 * 2) HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus)/AIDS (Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome) (1/125)
 * 3) Common Cold (1/128)
 * 4) Laughing (1/179.5)
 * 5) Stroke (1/200
 * 6) Drug Overdose (1/205)
 * 7) Fire (1/259)
 * 8) Cancers (1/278)
 * 9) Malaria(1/300
 * 10) Homicide (1/355)
 * 11) Pneumonia (1/370)
 * 12) Natural Disasters (1/390)
 * 13) TB (Tuberculosis) (1/395)
 * 14) Alzheimer's Disease (1/400)
 * 15) SARS (Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome) (1/500)
 * 16) Meningitis (1/750)
 * 17) Hepatitis (1/800)
 * 18) Alcohol Overdose (1/1000)
 * 19) Parkinson's Disease (1/1055)
 * 20) Lower Respiratory Infections (1/1100)

Why these Diseases? Edit
STDs are very common in B&N. Syphilis is the leading cause of death in B&N. HIV is next. Your chances of getting Herpes Simplex Virus are 1 in 150. It's low, but not zero. The only common respiratory diseases are Common Cold and sometimes Influenza (Flu). Britannica and Nirvana holds the record for the largest amount of people with HIV immunity, Cancer immunity, and largest number of people who are carriers of COVID-19, Influenza, Common Cold, SARS, Scarlet Fever, and Strep Throat.

The reason why STDs are so common is that they have mutated into FDTDs (Fluids and Droplet Transmitted Diseases). These spread by respiratory droplets AND fluids.

Economy Edit
The economy of B&N is vast and mixed up, but very large. The country is a very good trader. The main economics of the country are farming and factories (obviously). The GDP per capita is $695236.41 (US) (16,855,641^). This would make the country have the highest in the world, above Liechtenstein, with $139,000 (US). The country has $90Tr+, making the money amount higher than the USA, and that makes B&N the largest country in terms of money and GDP per capita. Cotton, Cannabis (Marijuana), Tobacco, Violets, and Wither Roses are the best profiting flowers. Food, Stones, Fabrics and Textiles, Meat, and Fishing are some of the best industries in the country.

Where does all that money go? Edit
When you take even the lowest percentage, that's still in the trillions (big surprise).
 * Taxes go to cities and small towns to help keep their place civilized (47%)
 * Some money is spent on the military (14%)
 * Some is spent on healthcare (9%)
 * A lot is spent on housing (23%)
 * And some is spent on Agricultural places and things (4.55%)
 * Also, some is spent on industrial buildings and factories (4.45%)

B&N is working on trying to fund other nations until its 30Tr+. Sure, they're really, really rich. But what about Tuvalu (42.5M+), or Narau (151M+)

List of Major Trading Partners

 * Netherlands
 * United States
 * Russia
 * Zeunion
 * France
 * Italy
 * Australia
 * Balkane
 * South Korea
 * China
 * Japan
 * Austria
 * Liechtenstein
 * Canada
 * United Kingdom
 * North Korea (somehow, it's one of the only countries that trade with North Korea. Pakistan, China, India, Germany, Russia, and South Korea also trade with this country)
 * Ukraine

Military
Britannica and Nirvana might have the youngest military quitting age: 30. If you are 30 and above, you can't go to the Navy or the Military. You can be as young as 15 if you want to join. You are only going to be drafted if it is a critical and very necessary emergency.

There are currently 550,023 who have been in the Army during the 21st Century, 67,828 in the Navy, 28,927 in the Air Force, and 199,288 in the Maritime Navy. These numbers are making this country only the 8th largest army in the world (in active Army troops). It's lower than South Korea and Pakistan, but higher than Iran, Vietnam, and Saudi Arabia

Companies

 * Moksha  (Music)
 * Columbus  (Television)
 * Dosenhavn  (Technology)
 * Towers of Hell (Musical Instruments (Moksha plays music, not make it))
 * Winn-Dixie  (Food Products)
 * Moksha Medina (Muslim Music)

nRHVID-20
After a recent pandemic of the Malaise Sickness Syndrome (MSS-RhV-19), a new and stronger pandemic has emerged. Novel Insomnic Rhinovirus Disease 2020 (nRHVID-20-2 ) is a disease that causes Malaise, Insomnia, Dizziness, Impaired Performance, Behavior Problems, Fatigue, Poor Concentration, symptoms of diseases like Influenza, Chronic Pain, Poor Concetration, and Nausea. The pandemic is spread so easily. It can be spread like any disease. It spreads through respiratory droplets, bodily fluids, food, water, saliva, Physically touching, and by a bite from an organism. Dogs can contract it, but only experience a small burning sensation in their tongue, similar to the actual pain part of Fissured Tongue, a condition where small fissures form on the side of the tongue.

There are over 50 Million active cases of RHVID-20, around 47 Million recoveries, and only as little as less than a few million to 100K deaths. The disease will either last untill 2025 or it will just die out. The odds are for it to last untill 2025 is 1 in 1.4, but for it to die out is 1 in 5. The pandemic is now considered normal, As almost a third or two of the population have had the disease and either still have it or have been cured of it.

The amount of cured people is growing as of May and June 2020. In June 25, they only had around 15 Million recoveries, but now that they found an antibody that works, the cases have sprung up as of June 29. As of September, the cases have equalized to July.

As of May 29, 2020, it has spread to the United States, Canada, Priustav City, Sudan, Saudi Arabia, The United Arab Emirates, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Mexico, Honduras, Taured, Spain, France, Italy, Iceland, South Korea, Netherlands, Denmark, Germany, Poland, Liechtenstein, Auatralia, New Zealand, Tonga, Ukraine, Moldova, Yemen, Oman, Mexico, Panama, Peru, Colombia, Bolivia, Brazil, Suriname, and Russia. Flight has somehow been permitted in Britannica and Nirvana due to the second wave not coming in yet. Scientists suggest that the second wave could come a year from now if the Rhinovirus infects more people.

Top 50 most expensive cities
B&N is a cheap place if you live in a small state, like New Aquila, or Shia. But cities are pretty expensive. Although B&N is known a bit for very low income tax and low house prices, it is pretty expensive for affording materials, furniture, and the price of living is going up by a few cents a month.

This list is going from most to least TBA
 * 1) Holland, New Shia
 * 2) Chettyre, New Shia
 * 3) Beijing
 * Qin, Nirvana
 * 1) Salem Port, Aquila
 * 2) Lewstonio, Nintendo
 * 3) Arenas, Puntaya Yomato
 * 4) Nero, Shia
 * 5) Adolfum, Urigyuist Departments
 * 6) New Aquila, New Aquila
 * 7) Derry, New Shia
 * 8) Port Alsurium, Moksha
 * 9) Yurisom, Morthini (territory)
 * 10) Kumbrsom, Morthini
 * 11) Sagittarius, Nintendo
 * 12) Ailsa City, Renee (Britannite Overseas Territory )
 * 13) Margaritaville B&N, Nirvana
 * 14) Shia City, Shia
 * 15) Naplato, Shia
 * 16) Arenas, Puntaya Yamato