Nintendo of Eruowood/Super Mario commercials

Super Mario Bros. (1985/1986)
Entirely unique.


 * Mastered Donkey Kong at the old arcade store?
 * Got your high score on your Game & Watches?
 * Well, a new challenge has arrived... Super Mario Bros.
 * Seemingly infinite side scrolling screens, highly animated characters, and so. much. challenge.
 * *Mario death sound plays*
 * Super Mario Bros. NES system included.

Super Mario Bros. Challenge Edition (1986)
Entirely unique.


 * Bored of playing the same 32 levels, well... now here's a challenge that'll wet your pants.
 * Super Mario Bros. Challenge Edition!
 * 52 mind-mesmerizing all-new hand-crafted levels.
 * Super Mario Bros. Challenge Edition! For the NES. System sold separately.
 * Just make sure to have a spare controller.
 * *Nintendo logo with coin sound*

Super Mario Bros. 2 (1988)
Same as the US ad, but with the Eruowoodian mandated "System sold separately" line in between "Only from Nintendo" and "Now you're playing with power!".

Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990)
Footage from the animated Japanese commercial.


 * So, you think you have the guts to conquer Bowser's seven children?
 * With a raccoon get-up... you can.
 * Or can you?
 * The Koopalings are making the adventure harder, more challenging... all that.
 * Super Mario Bros. 3, system sold separately, this game has not been rated yet.
 * *Nintendo logo with coin sound*

Super Mario World (1991) [Variation 1]
Footage from the stop-motion Japanese commercial.


 * I'm here, a-singing-about, Super. MARIO WORLD!
 * 16-bit graphics, all new-levels, a prehistoric pal!
 * This is a great-a-event! I wonder what could go wr...
 * *Bowser appears and roars*
 * Super Mario World, included with the Super Nintendo, rated GA.
 * *Nintendo logo with coin sound*

Super Mario World (1991) [Variation 2]
Based on the US "A Bit More Mario!" commercial.


 * This is it! This is the next generation of Nintendo!
 * New Super Mario World! Created especially for the Super NES!
 * It's...
 * A bit more exciting!
 * A bit more challenging!
 * A bit more resolution!
 * A bit more colorful!
 * A bit more realistic!
 * A bit more levels!
 * A bit more secrets!
 * A bit more enemies!
 * A bit more friends!
 * A bit more sound!
 * A bit hotter, a bit cooler!
 * A bit more weird!
 * All in all, A BIT MORE MARIO!
 * A bit more of what you want!
 * Super Mario World. Included with the Super NES! rated GA.
 * NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH POWER! SUPER POWER!

Super Mario All-Stars (1993)
Based on the US "He's Back! He's Here! He's Mario!", but with a few lines changed.


 * "What's the capital of Ohio, Mario!" > "What's the capital of Eruowood, Mario!"
 * "You can't get more Mario than this which is why the best play here!" > "Game and SNES sold separately, rated GA."
 * A Nintendo logo with the coin sound was added to the end of the ad.

Super Mario All-Stars + Super Mario World (1994)
Based on the US "SEGA gives you no free games" ad.


 * Okay class, pop quiz, Question number one, you want to buy a video game console. Nintendo gives you five free games, SEGA gives you only one free game, Which do you choose?
 * SEGA kid: Uhh...
 * Number two; Farmer Brown has five chickens to trade for a video game console, Super NES gives him five free games, SEGA, one free game, which should Farmer Brown choose?
 * Number three.
 * Super Mario All-Stars and Super Mario World come bundled with every new Super NES on one game pack. Games rated GA.
 * SEGA kid: Could you repeat the question?
 * *Bell ring sound*
 * *SEGA kid draws "The Best Play Here" multiple times ala-Bart System on the blackboard*