The Longest Movie Ever

 is a movie released on March 4, 2022. It was released after about 30 years of animating, filming, finding videos, and asking permission to use the videos. It is partially unscripted.

Plot
Two giant crabs on the beach are punching a giant tree when one crab runs away and finds a whistle. He hisses nonsense, but then it morphs into a real-life beach (not animated). There is a TV playing a VHS, and it shows the script for that scene. An old woman with a black hat puts her scarf on, and a man complains that she can't use that scarf until winter. Then, there is an out-of-context clip of purple, poisonous liquid falling from a bucket. The bucket is labeled "For poisonous experiments only. Please don't use outside of the chemistry.". Then, it comes back to the "two crabs punching a tree" animation. The old woman (animated) sits on top of the Sphinx. Suddenly, it crumbles and the old woman has to survive a 20 meter fall. The old woman tries to fly and she flies up. Then, the old woman lands in the middle of the sea and discovers that some Egyptian souls carrying the remains of the Sphinx had been carrying her. Suddenly, the souls collapse and evaporate to the afterlife, and the old woman drowns to the bottom of the seafloor, where she meets a swimming elephant (who wears a sombrero) picking Damnen sea limes for his lunch. A woman stands alone on the beach, with her eyes wide open and looking out to sea. The woman cries, but when a single teardrop reaches the sea, the old woman (riding on the elephant) jumps out of the sea, scaring the woman. The old woman is revealed to be the woman's mother. The man walks and sees the scene and cries. One teardrop reaches one of the crab's eyes and goes to the crab's mouth, making him hiss until he turns around and washes them. Another crab witnesses this, and he punches the tree, and then the crab comes to the tree and punches it with him. The tree falls down and it cracks, revealing a teddy bear. The two women get the teddy bear and investigate. They check the tag and it says "CCA483 is my skin colour. Immune to purple, poisonous liquid. Written in 1941.". Meanwhile, an old man grabs an apple basket with a few red apples and a banana on the side. He is in New York, looking at pictures of the Lacandon Jungle. Suddenly, the old man cries about hiding his son's teddy bear in a tree back in 1941. There is an animated flashback. A father (with a mustache) and son holding the teddy bear at the beach in 1941 wait for World War II to end. The teddy bear gets blown away and lands in his chemistry lab, landing in a pot of purple, poisonous liquid. He grabs his gloves, but they blow away. An athlete runs, and her sweat lands in it, creating a reaction that makes the pot explode and then the teddy bear lands in a pit. The pit was dug and the soil (including the teddy bear) is put inside a new tree. Over time, the soil dries out and the hole in the tree is sealed. The old man grabs some old chewing gum from the day that he lost the teddy bear. The old man also gets his card, revealing his name is Walter Briggs. Meanwhile, the two women run to New York because the teddy bear said the old man, Walter Briggs, was there, but the two women become poisoned and subconsciously run faster to New York. Walter Briggs cries until the two women arrive and give the teddy bear to Walter Briggs. Walter calls his son and Walter's son immediately arrives to Walter's house, and he surpises him. Both of them cry. They have milk, biscuits, and strawberries together. Walter's son is named Alfred Cusack Briggs. They talk about refreshing, smooth, green pine lotion and chickens in a snow hut resembling a hot dog. There were two pitchers and cups on the table and there were two plates with food on the table, but the content on one plate was eaten and there were crumbs everywhere underneath the other one. They also watch Back to the Future but with CGI dinosaurs in it. The TV shows dodgeballs and weak velociraptors. Meanwhile, at the beach, the two crabs look at the hole in the tree. Suddenly, it turns into live action. It is unscripted. Ray Walston and William Asher run around on the beach, and hold a tree prop (which looks like the tree which previously had the teddy in it) and perform a really wacky song: "Figuring wonders! As of the truth is required for 1993! Bunnies say goodbye to random cookies!". They face a stone wall with graffiti on it. Then, they sing a song in their own language: "Lusurura halluda dianthasa / Neaxoi ayus nasa / Fà'druxoi spoisa nesuma'nijub / Nasi frila smo'nyojo / Hoj sagigin haj abiliti!". Then, they fall into a dark, dusty tomb. This is about when it reachs 1:00:00. They run around and then it becomes rotoscoped with the background of the dark, dusty tomb.