Simpsons Theatre

Simpsons Theatre was an attraction at several Carwardine parks. They operated from 1990-2007.

Locations
Each location has a different pre-show.

Carwardine Colony
Opened May 25, 1990.

The pre-show involved George Washington (voiced by Hank Azaria), Abraham Lincoln (voiced by Harry Shearer) and Chris Carwardine (voiced by himself), arguing who is better than Jebidah Springfield.

This location took up the former location of the Carwardine Colony Preview center that has been abandoned for 10 years.

The attraction had barely any modifications throughout the years, but some were made, in the late 1990s, the original Butterfinger ads were removed from the queue line and replaced with newer ones, before being completely removed in 2002. In 2001, a new sign was added outside the attraction, with "The Simpsons" text being of the merchandise logo rather than the logo on the title card.

Carwardine's Great America
Opened June 1, 1990.

The pre-show is the same as Carwardine Colony, but Chris Carwardine has been replaced with Mayor Quimby.

This location has 3 small theatres versus the one big theatre at Carwardine Colony due to high demand for the show.

The location got a few modifications over the years, for example, in 2002, the new sign that was installed the previous year at Carwardine Colony was added.

Billings' Wild Kingdom
Opened June 2, 1990.

The pre-show involves The Simpsons seeing an old abandoned theatre on an RV journey and playing old videotapes (the episodes).

The location has 2 small theatres.

Chippewa Lake Park
Opened June 5, 1990.

The pre-show is the same as Billings' Wild Kingdom.

The location has 2 medium sized theatres.

Goodtimes Amusement Park
Opened June 12, 1990.

The pre-show involves The Simpsons going to Texas, only to find Goodtimes Amusement Park hosting their videotapes.

The location has 3 medium sized theatres.

Rose Park
Opened June 22, 1990.

The pre-show involves The Simpsons going to Rose Park for a vacation and being shocked that they are playing their old videotapes.

The location has 1 medium sized theatre.

Rose Island
Opened July 4, 1990.

The pre-show involves The Simpsons going to a film festival to host their videotapes.

The location has 1 large sized theatre.

Carwardine Corners
Opened July 11, 1990.

The location has 2 large sized theatres.

Camp Carwardine
Opened July 21, 1990.

The location has 3 large sized theatres.

Carwardine's Adventure Acres
NOTE: Located outside the park and is free of charge for both theme park/hotel guests.

Opened July 31, 1990.

The location has 2 medium sized theatres.

Canada's Adventure Acres
Opened May 22, 1991.

The location has 1 large sized theatre and 1 medium sized theatre.

Marquette Woods Park
Opened May 20, 1992.

The location has 2 medium sized theatres.

Centerpoint Park
Opened May 15, 1993.

The location has 2 large sized theatres.

Dylan Park
Opened May 17, 1993.

The location has 1 medium sized theatre and 1 small sized theatre.

Entertainment Park Down Under
Opened December 12, 1993.

The location has 1 medium sized theatre.

Carwardine C-Zone
Opened May 12, 1994.

The location has 1 small sized theatre.

Layout
This is the typical layout for the show. A 10-minute long "intermission" is between the second blooper reel and The Simpsons Hour Classics,

Warning
This warns people that this 2 hour presentation is maybe not appropriate for younger visitors.

Episode
An episode of the show is shown, mostly random, except on Halloween when it will always be a Treehouse of Horror, Christmas when it will always be a Christmas special and for a week after Phil Hartman's death, which only showed episodes with his voice roles.

Bloopers
An 8 minute "blooper reel" of the episode are shown, if a blooper reel doesn't exist for the episode, an intro blooper reel plays.

Episode
See Above

Bloopers
See Above

The Simpsons Hour Classics
A 50 minute presentation showing most of the Tracey Ullman Shorts.


 * Good Night
 * Watching TV
 * Jumping Bart
 * Burping Contest
 * Making Faces
 * The Funeral
 * What Maggie's Thinking
 * Football
 * House of Cards
 * Bart and Homer's Dinner
 * Space Patrol
 * The Perfect Crime
 * Grampa and the Kids
 * Gone Fishin'
 * Skateboarding
 * The Aquarium
 * Bart's Hiccups
 * Zoo Story
 * Shell Game
 * Bart's Little Fantasy
 * Scary Movie
 * Shoplifting
 * Echo Canyon
 * Bart's Nightmare
 * TV Simpsons

Known "Presentation Reels"
Used during the show's final years between 1999 and 2007.

Reel A-001

 * First Episode: Bart the Genius
 * Second Episode: The Call of the Simpsons
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
 * Couch Gag: Squashed Bart couch gag

Reel A-002

 * First Episode: There's No Disgrace Like Home
 * Second Episode: Moaning Lisa
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT WRITE IN DOM CASUAL
 * Couch Gag: Squashed Homer couch gag

Reel A-003

 * First Episode: Homer's Odyssey
 * Second Episode: Bart the General
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT STEAL HOMER'S DAD'S STAR IN "MARIO PARTY"
 * Couch Gag: Collapsed Couch couch gag

Reel A-004

 * First Episode: Bart Gets Hit By A Car
 * Second Episode: Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
 * Chalkboard Gag: "BART BUCKS" ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER
 * Couch Gag: Homer's Couch couch gag

Reel A-005

 * First Episode: Dancin' Homer
 * Second Episode: Like Father, Like Clown
 * Chalkboard Gag: FUNNY NOISES ARE NOT FUNNY
 * Couch Gag: Hidden Maggie couch gag

Reel A-006

 * First Episode: Bart The Daredevil
 * Second Episode: Bart The Murderer
 * Chalkboard Gag: NOBODY BETTER LAY A FINGER ON MY BUTTERFINGER
 * Couch Gag: Egyptian Dance couch gag

Reel A-007

 * First Episode: The Telltale Head
 * Second Episode: Some Enchanted Evening
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT AIM FOR THE HEAD
 * Couch Gag: Fallen Over Couch couch gag

Reel A-008

 * First Episode: Dead Putting Society
 * Second Episode: Homer Defined
 * Chalkboard Gag: MY DAD LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ELMER FUDD
 * Couch Gag: Pets and Family couch gag

Reel A-009

 * First Episode: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
 * Second Episode: Burns Verkaufen
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT PHOTOCOPY ISSUES OF NINTENDO POWER
 * Couch Gag: Tipping Couch couch gag

Reel A-010

 * First Episode: Homer's Night Out
 * Second Episode: Krusty Gets Busted
 * Chalkboard Gag: PRINCESS DAISY IS NOT A LESBIAN
 * Couch Gag: Squashed Maggie couch gag

Reel A-011

 * First Episode: Life on the Fast Lane
 * Second Episode: Two Cars In Every Garage
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT SKIP THE COUCH GAG
 * Couch Gag: Folding Bed couch gag

Reel A-012

 * First Episode: The Way We Was
 * Second Episode: Three Men and a Comic Book
 * Chalkboard Gag: MILHOUSE IS NOT THE NAME OF A CITY
 * Couch Gag: Falling Couch couch gag

Reel A-013

 * First Episode: The Crepes of Wrath
 * Second Episode: Bart Gets An F
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE
 * Couch Gag: Legs Behind Head couch gag

Reel A-014

 * First Episode: Saturdays of Thunder
 * Second Episode: Homer Alone
 * Chalkboard Gag: THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH "HAIL SATAN"
 * Couch Gag: Human Pyramid couch gag

Reel A-015

 * First Episode: Principal Charming
 * Second Episode: Separate Vocations
 * Chalkboard Gag: THE PRINCIPAL'S TIE IS NOT A FRISBEE
 * Couch Gag: Lying Down Bart couch gag

Reel A-016

 * First Episode: Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
 * Second Episode: Flaming Moe's
 * Chalkboard Gag: AEROSMITH DID NOT BUILD "NITRO RUSH"
 * Couch Gag: Robber Couch couch gag

Reel A-017

 * First Episode: Old Money
 * Second Episode: Dog of Death
 * Chalkboard Gag: ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS
 * Couch Gag: Lying Down Homer couch gag

Reel A-018

 * First Episode: Brush With Greatness
 * Second Episode: Lisa the Beauty Queen
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT YELL "SHE'S DEAD" DURING ROLL CALL
 * Couch Gag: Tipping Sidewards Couch couch gag

Reel A-019

 * First Episode: Lisa's Substitute
 * Second Episode: Colonel Homer
 * Chalkboard Gag: FIRE FLOWERS ARE NOT "FINGER LICKIN' GOOD"
 * Couch Gag: Missing Couch couch gag

Reel A-020

 * First Episode: Simpson and Delilah
 * Second Episode: The War of the Simpsons
 * Chalkboard Gag: "SMASH MOUTH" IS NOT A DISNEY RIDE
 * Couch Gag: Swapped Around Places couch gag

Reel A-021

 * First Episode: The Otto Show
 * Second Episode: Itchy and Scratchy The Movie
 * Chalkboard Gag: THERE IS NO MARIO MOVIE ONLY RELEASED IN JAPAN
 * Couch Gag: Angry Santa's Little Helper couch gag

Reel A-022

 * First Episode: One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish
 * Second Episode: Blood Feud
 * Chalkboard Gag: GET "N" OR GET OUT!
 * Couch Gag: Unconscious Family couch gag

Reel A-023

 * First Episode: When Flanders Failed
 * Second Episode: Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
 * Chalkboard Gag: FLANDERS IS NOT HITLER'S GRANDSON
 * Couch Gag: Cartwheels couch gag

Reel A-024

 * First Episode: Stark Raving Dad
 * Second Episode: Lisa's Pony
 * Chalkboard Gag: MICHAEL JACKSON DIDN'T STEAL SONGS FROM WEIRD AL
 * Couch Gag: Squashed Santa's Little Helper couch gag

Reel A-025

 * First Episode: Marge Gets A Job
 * Second Episode: Duffless
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT SELL BUD LIGHT AS "ROOT BEER"
 * Couch Gag: Off-Film couch gag

Reel A-026

 * First Episode: Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
 * Second Episode: New Kid on the Block
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT SCORE WITH LAURA
 * Couch Gag: Balloon Couch couch gag

Reel A-027

 * First Episode: Mr. Plow
 * Second Episode: Boy Scoutz N The Hood
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT SNOWPLOW FRAPPE SNOWLAND
 * Couch Gag: Small Chair couch gag

Reel A-028

 * First Episode: Lisa's First Word
 * Second Episode: Homer Goes to College
 * Chalkboard Gag: POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS NOT THE NAME OF A BAND
 * Couch Gag: Circus Line couch gag

Reel A-029

 * First Episode: $pringfield
 * Second Episode: 22 Short Films About Springfield
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT SAY "SPRINGFIELD" JUST TO GET APPLAUSE
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-030

 * First Episode: I Married Marge
 * Second Episode: Marge vs. the Monorail
 * Chalkboard Gag: MARGE IS NOT AN ALCOHOLIC DRINK
 * Couch Gag: Mismatched Heads couch gag

Reel A-031

 * First Episode: Homer the Vigilante
 * Second Episode: Bart Gets Famous
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NEVER WIN AN EMMY
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-032

 * First Episode: Homer The Heretic
 * Second Episode: Homer's Barbershop Quartet
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
 * Couch Gag: Revolving Wall couch gag

Reel A-033

 * First Episode: Radio Bart
 * Second Episode: Selma's Choice
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT CALL MITZI MOZZARELLA "HELEN HENNY"
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-034

 * First Episode: Lisa the Greek
 * Second Episode: Brother from the Same Planet
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL STOP CALLING MILHOUSE "CHUCKIE FINSTER"
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-035

 * First Episode: Homer vs. Patty and Selma
 * Second Episode: Krusty Gets Busted
 * Chalkboard Gag: WEIRD AL IS NOT A RIPOFF
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-036

 * First Episode: Homer at the Bat
 * Second Episode: Bart's Inner Child
 * Chalkboard Gag: MR. BURNS IS NOT A GAS STATION
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-037

 * First Episode: The Old Man and the Lisa
 * Second Episode: Some Enchanted Evening
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL WATCH "THE HAPPY LITTLE ELVES"
 * Couch Gag: Normal couch gag

Reel A-038

 * First Episode: The Last Temptation of Homer
 * Second Episode: Bart's Girlfriend
 * Chalkboard Gag: JESSICA LOVEJOY IS NOT "ANGELICA JR."
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-039

 * First Episode: The Way We Was
 * Second Episode: Three Men and a Comic Book
 * Chalkboard Gag: THE COMIC BOOK GUY WILL NEVER SCORE A WOMAN
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-040

 * First Episode: Black Widower
 * Second Episode: Marge in Chains
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT JUMP OFF OF YOSHI
 * Couch Gag: Shrunken Family couch gag

Reel A-041

 * First Episode: Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
 * Second Episode: Homer Loves Flanders
 * Chalkboard Gag: MY REAL FIRST NAME IS NOT "NANCY"
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-042

 * First Episode: A Star Is Burns
 * Second Episode: The Springfield Files
 * Chalkboard Gag: BOB HOSKINS IS NOT MARIO
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-043

 * First Episode: Itchy & Scratchy Land
 * Second Episode: The Canine Mutiny
 * Chalkboard Gag: RAINBOW BRITE IS NOT A CLEANING PRODUCT
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-044

 * First Episode: Bart's Friend Falls In Love
 * Second Episode: Cape Feare
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WON'T BUY STOCK IN THE VIRGIN GROUP JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NAMED "VIRGIN"
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-045

 * First Episode: Last Exit to Springfield
 * Second Episode: Bart Gets An Elephant
 * Chalkboard Gag: THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-046

 * First Episode: In Marge We Trust
 * Second Episode: Homer's Enemy
 * Chalkboard Gag: I AM NOT "JR. SPARKLE"
 * Couch Gag: Citizens of Springfield couch gag

Reel A-047

 * First Episode: Blood Feud
 * Second Episode: Flaming Moe's
 * Chalkboard Gag: MOE'S TAVERN IS NOT A GAY BAR
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-048

 * First Episode: The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
 * Second Episode: The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
 * Chalkboard Gag: WOMEN ARE HUMANS TOO
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-049

 * First Episode: Radio Bart
 * Second Episode: Bart the Lover
 * Chalkboard Gag: PAC-MAN IS NOT A SLICE OF CHEESE
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-050

 * First Episode: Homer and Apu
 * Second Episode: Lisa on Ice
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL STOP CALLING APU "A POOP"
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-051

 * First Episode: Homerpalooza
 * Second Episode: Lisa's Date With Density
 * Chalkboard Gag: YOSHI IS NOT A HOMOSEXUAL
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-052

 * First Episode: Homer Badman
 * Second Episode: Summer of 4 ft. 2
 * Chalkboard Gag: COLUMBUS OHIO DIDN'T DISCOVER AMERICA
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-053

 * First Episode: Marge vs. the Monorail
 * Second Episode: The Front
 * Chalkboard Gag: CHRIS CARWARDINE ISN'T LYLE LANLEY'S TWIN
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-054

 * First Episode: Marge on the Lam
 * Second Episode: Krusty Gets Kancelled
 * Chalkboard Gag: I'M NOT YOUR SWEET BABBOO!
 * Couch Gag: Net Trap couch gag

Reel A-055

 * First Episode: Rosebud
 * Second Episode: Bart's Comet
 * Chalkboard Gag: BEAVIS IS NOT A ROLE MODEL
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-056

 * First Episode: Boy Scoutz 'n The Hood
 * Second Episode: Deep Space Homer
 * Chalkboard Gag: KRUSTY IS NOT RONALD'S BROTHER
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-057

 * First Episode: The Boy Who Knew Too Much
 * Second Episode: Bart of Darkness
 * Chalkboard Gag: i won't write in all caps
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-058

 * First Episode: Homer Badman
 * Second Episode: Homer The Great
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WON'T PAY APU IN CHUCK E. CHEESE TOKENS
 * Couch Gag: Clapboard couch gag

Reel A-059

 * First Episode: Bart vs. Australia
 * Second Episode: 22 Short Films About Springfield
 * Chalkboard Gag: NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC IS NOT A DIRTY MAGAZINE
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-060

 * First Episode: And Maggie Makes Three
 * Second Episode: Lisa's Wedding
 * Chalkboard Gag: LISA'S HAIR IS NOT A BUNCH OF DORITOS
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-061

 * First Episode: Bart the Lover
 * Second Episode: The Front
 * Chalkboard Gag: THREE THINGS TO NEVER TALK TO DISNEY ABOUT - RELIGION, POLITICS AND SONG OF THE SOUTH
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-062

 * First Episode: Lisa the Iconoclast
 * Second Episode: The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
 * Chalkboard Gag: GETTING BLISTERS ON "MARIO PARTY" IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL
 * Couch Gag: The Flintstones couch gag

Reel A-063

 * First Episode: Deep Space Homer
 * Second Episode: My Sister, My Sitter
 * Chalkboard Gag: "SPACE MOUNTAIN" IS NOT IN THE HIMALAYAS
 * Couch Gag: Monty Python's Flying Circus Foot couch gag

Reel A-064

 * First Episode: 'Round Springfield
 * Second Episode: A Milhouse Divided
 * Chalkboard Gag: DISNEYLAND PARIS WAS NOT A FAILURE
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-065

 * First Episode: The Mysterious Voyage of Homer
 * Second Episode: The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show
 * Chalkboard Gag: "POOCHIE" IS NOT A YOSHI'S ISLAND CHARACTER
 * Couch Gag:

Reel A-066

 * First Episode: Another Simpsons Clip Show
 * Second Episode: Sideshow Bob Roberts
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT CUT CORNERS

Reel A-067

 * First Episode: Mr. Plow
 * Second Episode: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
 * Chalkboard Gag: !ESREVER NI ETIRW TON LLIW I

Reel A-068

 * First Episode: Kamp Krusty
 * Second Episode: I Love Lisa
 * Chalkboard Gag: "KRUSTY THE CLOWN" IS NOT AN ADULT ENTERTAINER

Reel A-069

 * First Episode: Bart Sells His Soul
 * Second Episode: Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
 * Chalkboard Gag: WASHINGTON D.C. DOESN'T HAVE "THE SPACE NEEDLE"

Reel A-070

 * First Episode: Much Apu About Nothing
 * Second Episode: Mountain of Madness
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT BE A RESIDENT OF LIBERIA TO PAY CHEAPER TAXES

Reel A-071

 * First Episode: A Simpsons Clip Show
 * Second Episode: Lisa's Rival
 * Chalkboard Gag: LISA IS NOT A DESCENDENT OF THE STEGOSAURUS

Reel A-072

 * First Episode: Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
 * Second Episode: The Springfield Connection
 * Chalkboard Gag: YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT, KID!

Reel A-073

 * First Episode: You Only Move Twice
 * Second Episode: The Homer They Fall
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT CONFUSE CYPRESS CREEK WITH CYPRESS GARDENS

Reel A-074

 * First Episode: A Millhouse Divided
 * Second Episode: Bart The Genius
 * Chalkboard Gag: THE BABY'S NAME IS NOT "MAGNUM XL 200"

Reel A-075

 * First Episode: Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
 * Second Episode: Burns, Baby Burns
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WIL UZ GOD GRAMMER

Reel A-076

 * First Episode: Bart After Dark
 * Second Episode: Grade School Confidential
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED LADIES IN CLASS

Reel A-077

 * First Episode: Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
 * Second Episode: Homer's Phobia
 * Chalkboard Gag: HOMO SEXUAL IS NOT A SEPARATE SPECIES

Reel A-078

 * First Episode: Simpsoncali(annoyed grunt)cious
 * Second Episode: The Springfield Files
 * Chalkboard Gag: LAKITU DOES NOT WORK FOR FOX NEWS

Reel A-079

 * First Episode: The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
 * Second Episode: There's No Disgrace Like Home
 * Chalkboard Gag: I'LL NEVER FORGET PHIL HARTMAN

Reel A-080

 * First Episode: Secrets of a Successful Marriage
 * Second Episode: Team Homer
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT USE A COCONUT AS A BOWLING BALL

Reel A-081

 * First Episode: A Streetcar Named Marge
 * Second Episode: Whacking Day
 * Chalkboard Gag: I AM NOT EVIL HOMER

Reel A-082

 * First Episode: Fear of Flying
 * Second Episode: The PTA Disbands
 * Chalkboard Gag: THE SCIENTIFIC NAME OF A BALD EAGLE IS NOT "BOEING 747"

Reel A-083

 * First Episode: The Simpsons 138th Episode
 * Second Episode: Raging Abe Simpson
 * Chalkboard Gag: MARIO DOES NOT DIE ON THE BOX OF THE ORIGINAL SUPER MARIO BROTHERS

Reel A-084

 * First Episode: Homer the Smithers
 * Second Episode: The Mysterious Voyage of Homer
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT THROW MARTIN PRINCE OUT THE WINDOW WHILE SCREAMING "SO LONG, GAY BOWSER!"

Reel A-085

 * First Episode: A Fish Called Selma
 * Second Episode: Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT SEE THESE EPISODES JUST FOR AIR CONDITIONING

Reel A-086

 * First Episode: The Day The Violence Died
 * Second Episode: Moaning Lisa
 * Chalkboard Gag: ITCHY IS NOT THE SON OF MICKEY AND JERRY

Reel A-087

 * First Episode: Brother from Another Series
 * Second Episode: Life on the Fast Lane
 * Chalkboard Gag: THIS THEATRE IS NOT AN AREA TO MAKE OUT IN

Reel A-088

 * First Episode: Bart of Darkness
 * Second Episode: Lemon of Troy
 * Chalkboard Gag: I AM NOT ANIMATED IN SOUTH KOREA

Reel A-089

 * First Episode: Dead Putting Society
 * Second Episode: Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT DRESS IN DRAG JUST TO USE THE WOMEN'S BATHROOM

Reel A-090

 * First Episode: Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One
 * Second Episode: Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT SPOIL THIS TWO PART EPISODE

Reel A-091

 * First Episode: Krusty Gets Kancelled
 * Second Episode: The Boy Who Knew Too Much
 * Chalkboard Gag: BREASTFEEDING IN THE THEATRE DOES NOT COUNT AS VANDALISM

Reel A-092

 * First Episode: Lady Bouvier's Lover
 * Second Episode: Homer the Great
 * Chalkboard Gag: THIS MESSAGE IS JUST SIX WORDS LONG

Reel A-093

 * First Episode: Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
 * Second Episode: Lisa the Vegetarian
 * Chalkboard Gag: EAT MY SHORTS IS NOT ON THE MENU

Reel A-094

 * First Episode: Burns' Heir
 * Second Episode: Bart Sells His Soul
 * Chalkboard Gag: MATT GROENING IS NOT MY ALTER EGO

Reel A-095

 * First Episode: Radioactive Man
 * Second Episode: King-Size Homer
 * Chalkboard Gag: ICE CREAM IS NOT BREAKFAST

Reel A-096

 * First Episode: Mother Simpson
 * Second Episode: Bart the Fink
 * Chalkboard Gag: MARIO IS NOT A DRUGGIE

Reel A-097

 * First Episode: Bart on the Road
 * Second Episode: Hurricane Neddy
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THE SIX FLAGS OVER TEXAS

Reel A-098

 * First Episode: Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
 * Second Episode: Old Money
 * Chalkboard Gag: SIDESHOW BOB IS NOT A PALM TREE

Reel A-099

 * First Episode: Homer's Triple Bypass
 * Second Episode: Two Bad Neighbors
 * Chalkboard Gag: I SHOULD BE MORE LIKE THE WALTONS AND LESS LIKE THE SIMPSONS

Reel A-100

 * First Episode: Sweet Seymour Skinner
 * Second Episode: Homie The Clown
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES"

Reel B-001

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror II
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL WATCH THE SPECIALS IN ORDER
 * Couch Gag: Alien couch gag

Reel B-002

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror II
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror VII
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT WATCH THE SPECIALS IN ORDER

Reel B-003

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror V
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror III
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT WATCH THE SPECIALS IN REVERSE ORDER
 * Couch Gag: Monster Couch couch gag

Reel B-004

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror III
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror IV
 * Chalkboard Gag: THERE IS NOTHING HORRIFIC ABOUT MY TREEHOUSE
 * Couch Gag: Skeleton Family couch gag

Reel B-005

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror V
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror II
 * Chalkboard Gag: DEPT. 2 IS NOT A STUDIO

Reel B-006

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror VI
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror III
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT DRESS LIKE JIMMY BARERRA FOR HALLOWEEN

Reel B-007

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror VII
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror V
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT SAY "HERE'S BARTY!" UPON ENTERING THE THEATRE

Reel B-008

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror VI
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror III
 * Chalkboard Gag: I GOT A ROCK

Reel B-009

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror III
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror V
 * Chalkboard Gag: JACK SKELLINGTON IS NOT WALLACE IN SKELETON FORM

Reel B-010

 * First Episode: Treehouse of Horror
 * Second Episode: Treehouse of Horror V
 * Chalkboard Gag: THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO HALLOWEEN SPECIALS

Reel C-001

 * First Episode: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
 * Second Episode: Bart vs. Thanksgiving
 * Chalkboard Gag: LINUS IS NOT A REVEREND
 * Couch Gag: Startled Grampa couch gag

Reel C-002

 * First Episode: Bart vs. Thanksgiving
 * Second Episode: Marge Be Not Proud
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT CALL AMAYA CARWARDINE "GRANDMA"

Reel C-003

 * First Episode: Marge Be Not Proud
 * Second Episode: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
 * Chalkboard Gag: RUDOLPH IS NOT A STORY OF EXPLOITATION

Reel C-004

 * First Episode: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
 * Second Episode: Marge Be Not Proud
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT SMOKE JUST BECAUSE FROSTY DOES

Reel C-005

 * First Episode: Bart vs. Thanksgiving
 * Second Episode: Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
 * Chalkboard Gag: I WILL NOT SERVE BIG BIRD FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER

Carwardine Colony/Rose Park/Rose Island/Dylan Park/Entertainment Park Down Under/Carwardine C-Zone

 * 10 AM-12 PM (park openings at 9 AM or before only)
 * 1 PM-3 PM
 * 4 PM-6 PM
 * 7 PM-9 PM (park closings at 10 PM or later only)

Theatre A

 * 11 AM-1 PM
 * 2 PM-4 PM
 * 5 PM-7 PM

Theatre B

 * 12 PM-2 PM
 * 3 PM-5 PM
 * 6 PM-8 PM

Theatre C

 * 1 PM-3 PM
 * 4 PM-6 PM
 * 7 PM-9 PM (park closings at 10 PM or later only)

Theatre A

 * 11 AM-1 PM
 * 2 PM-4 PM
 * 5 PM-7 PM

Theatre B

 * 1 PM-3 PM
 * 6 PM-8 PM

Theatre A

 * 12 PM-2 PM
 * 3 PM-5 PM
 * 6 PM-8 PM

Theatre B

 * 1 PM-3 PM
 * 4 PM-6 PM

Trivia

 * Despite the shorts being branded as "Hour Classics", the showcase was only 50 minutes long.