The Aria Movie/Trailer transcripts

1st trailer
(2005)

Narrator: A peaceful day....

Aria: Now what's the problem here?

Ms. Icey: Well that baby,

(zooms in to Baby 6 crying)

Ms. Icey: Yeah, THAT Baby,

Ms. Icey: He wants chocolate milk and i looked in the kitchen for ingredients but the only ingredient i saw was milk..... Milk....... MILK!!!!

Aria: Shut your mouth! I'm the owner of this daycare!

(Aria turns milk bottle into chocolate milk by shaking the milk with chocolate inside)

Aria: All ready!

(Baby 6 drinking the milk)

Aria: Drink up!

Everyone cheering on Aria: HOORAY!!

Real life: Aria Wake Up AAAria wake up

A MOVIE IN A GENRE WE ARE SURE YOU'VE WATCHED AT LEAST ONE TIME

(Aria and Ceeby are walking up to the screen in "cool" black suit)

WE *THINK* THIS IS THE BEST COMEDY

(Aria and Ceeby fall out a waterspout quiet screaming)

'''FRIEND. HERO. PLASTIC?'''

THE ARIA MOVIE

COMING DECEMBER 14, 2007

(still Surtiopouio Movies logo shows)

2nd trailer
(2006)

(In space)

(Aria shrinks)

(Ceeby comes to the top-right of the screen)

Ceeby: Oh no!

CHILDISH HUMOR

Ceeby: We need to be mature

(Aria farts)

Aria: (in a childish voice) poop joke funnt amirite?!

SPOILERS

WAIT NO!

Venus: Anyone who steals my resources will-

(Whole screen turns off like a CRT TV)

(Aria Movie logo slides from the top to the middle)

Text that slide under: (still Surtiopouio Movies logo shows)
 * DECEMBER 18, 2007
 * RATED R
 * SURTIOPOUIO MOVIES
 * A 20TH CENTURY FOX PRODUCTION

3nd trailer (almost complete)
(2007)

IN A TRAILER WHERE CLICHES EXIST

Aria: Silent night,

(People start talking)

Aria: VERY LOUD NIGHT,

WHERE THIS IS NOT QUALIFIED AS A GREENYTOON--

WAIT, WE ARE IN THAT UNIVERSE!

Aria: (excited) Make it as dramatic as you can because everyone loves drama for some reason!!

(Ceeby turns the Dramato-Meter 2000 all the way up to the limit)

(They are watching the movie)

Ceeby: J*sus! Their mom just killed them! And that thing was only a hour old!

DARK HUMOR

Ceeby: Oh s***! She just killed the entire town!

Aria: And there she goes bombing the country.

Ceeby: This is why you should not turn it up to 1000, Aria!

THE ARIA MOVIE

COMING TO THEATERS DECEMBER 14

'''A SURTIOPOUIO MOVIES, 20TH CENTURY FOX, ECHU! STUDIOS, AND PUCKMAN STUDIOS PRODUCTION'''

GET READY FOR YOUR SEATBELTS, IT'LL BE 2 HOURS!