The Longest Movie Ever

 is a movie released on March 4, 2022. It was released after about 30 years of animating, filming, finding videos, and asking permission to use the videos. It is partially unscripted.

Plot
Two giant crabs on the beach are punching a giant tree when one crab runs away and finds a whistle. He hisses nonsense, but then it morphs into a real-life beach (not animated). There is a TV playing a VHS, and it shows the script for that scene. An old woman with a black hat puts her scarf on, and a man complains that she can't use that scarf until winter. Then, there is an out-of-context clip of purple, poisonous liquid falling from a bucket. The bucket is labeled "For poisonous experiments only. Please don't use outside of the chemistry.". Then, it comes back to the "two crabs punching a tree" animation. The old woman (animated) sits on top of the Sphinx. Suddenly, it crumbles and the old woman has to survive a 20 meter fall. The old woman tries to fly and she flies up. Then, the old woman lands in the middle of the sea and discovers that some Egyptian souls carrying the remains of the Sphinx had been carrying her. Suddenly, the souls collapse and evaporate to the afterlife, and the old woman drowns to the bottom of the seafloor, where she meets a swimming elephant (who wears a sombrero) picking Damnen sea limes for his lunch. A woman stands alone on the beach, with her eyes wide open and looking out to sea. The woman cries, but when a single teardrop reaches the sea, the old woman (riding on the elephant) jumps out of the sea, scaring the woman. The old woman is revealed to be the woman's mother. The man walks and sees the scene and cries. One teardrop reaches one of the crab's eyes and goes to the crab's mouth, making him hiss until he turns around and washes them. Another crab witnesses this, and he punches the tree, and then the crab comes to the tree and punches it with him. The tree falls down and it cracks, revealing a teddy bear. The two women get the teddy bear and investigate. They check the tag and it says "CCA483 is my favourite colour. Immune to purple, poisonous liquid. Written in 1941.".