Vista Parks/Commercials

Plot
TBA

Script

 * (CAMPER 1) ...and when he opened the door, there was nothing but a HEAD!
 * (CAMPER 2) AHHHHH!! (jumps into CAMPER 3's arms, knocking the both of them over)
 * (CAMPER 4) Oh, please. I've already heard that story like a million times.
 * (CAMPER 1) (beat) Okay, Mr. Cryptkeeper, let's see you tell a scarier story.
 * (CAMPER 4) Alright, fine. (swaps seats with CAMPER 1) They say that within the cold, dark depths of Brighton Lake, there lurks a monster.
 * (CAMPER 2) I don't like this story...
 * (CAMPER 3) (elbows CAMPER 2) Can it, you big baby!
 * (CAMPER 4) The few who have seen the monster and lived to tell the tale say it's over 60 feet long, has large, gaping jaws, and can bend and contort it's body in ways that shouldn't be possible.
 * TBE

Plot
Several characters from 4Kids shows call eachother to tell eachother about the opening of 4Kids City at Hilton's Brighton Lake. The ad, in typical 4Kids fashion, is made up of recycled footage of 4Kids shows.

NOTE: This is the first ad to use the "Let's play in Peoria!" slogan.

Script

 * (BLOOM) Did you hear? There's a brand new area at Hilton's Brighton Lake!
 * (MICHELANGELO) It's called 4Kids City! It's got lots of exciting rides and attractions,-
 * (ZOEY) - as well as all of your favorite 4Kids characters!
 * (SONIC) Not to mention, it has a brand new ride this year: Sonic X: The 4D Adventure, featuring yours truly!
 * (LUFFY) So, what are you waiting for? Head on down to Hilton's Brighton Lake and meet all of your favorite 4Kids characters in the flesh!
 * (NARRATOR) Hilton's Brighton Lake; let's play in Peoria!

Plot
The characters walk into the park.

Script

 * (SPONGEBOB) Welp, this is the place.
 * (ERIC CARTMAN) Place? What place? All I see is a bunch of roller coasters...
 * (JIMMY NEUTRON) Oh not just coasters, there are thrill rides and family rides and kiddie rides.
 * (PATRICK, over Jimmy Neutron saying "kiddie rides") Gee, I sure hope they have a lot of great food.
 * (JIMMY NEUTRON) By the way, Spongebob, Patrick; how can you two breathe here?
 * (PATRICK) Uhh...
 * (SHEEN) You two look smaller on TV.
 * (JIMMY NEUTRON) Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are...
 * (NARRATOR) It's Brighton Lake; let's play in Peoria!
 * (SPONGEBOB) We really don't know how...

Plot
Cartman brings Stan, Kyle, and Kenny to Brighton Lake, and claims to have bought the park.

Script

 * (STAN, wearing a blindfold) So, what did you want to show us, Cartman?
 * (CARTMAN) Well...(pulls the blindfolds off Stan, Kyle, and Kenny) I finally reopened Cartmanland!
 * (KENNY) Mmf! (Sweet!)
 * (KYLE) Wait a minute...You aren't going to ban us from entering like last time, are you?
 * (CARTMAN) Ha! Of course you're banned! I just brought you guys here to rub it in your face! Nananananana! I own a theme park, and you don't!
 * (KENNY) (walks up to the entrance, and gets crushed by the Cartmanland sign, revealing the park to be Brighton Lake) MMF! (CRAP!)
 * (STAN) Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
 * (KYLE) Hey, wait a minute! We're not at Cartmanland!
 * (NARRATOR) No, it's Brighton Lake, Peoria's #1 theme park, now featuring all your favorite South Park characters and a new South Park themed area, complete with two new rides! So, what are you waiting for? Come on down to Brighton Lake; it's one heckuva time!
 * (CARTMAN) Heh heh...I sure did pull a fast one on you guys, now, didn't I?...guys?