Tip's Nursery/Quotes

Series 1

 * [first lines in the first episode]
 * Mr. Colonies: "Good morning, Tip!"
 * Tip: "Good morning, Declan! When does nursery start?"
 * Mr. Colonies: "Don't worry, Tip, you're up very early as usual. We don't have to leave for a few hours yet."
 * Tip: "I always make sure I am up for the children!"


 * Tip: "Well then Heather, do you now see why you should always pay attention to your surroundings?"
 * Heather: [not listening] "Yeah... Wait, what did you say?"


 * Big Sarge: "Sarge on duty, sir!"


 * Tip: "Ooh, who is this you have with you, Zeke?"
 * Zeke: "This is my pet cat, Lucky."
 * Tip: "Hello, Lucky! Nice to meet you!"
 * [Lucky lets out a quiet meow.]
 * Tip: "Ah, you're the silent type I see."


 * [Heather, Marcy and Typ are building a marble run. Elouisa also is helping them.]
 * Elouisa: [whilst holding a top piece] "Alright! Just one more bit and it will be finished."
 * Typ: "Alright Elouisa, just be careful when placing it."
 * Elouisa: "Don't worry! I will!"
 * [Elouisa swings her arm and everybody gasps as she accidentally knocks over the marble run. Heather then starts laughing. Marcy and Typ look annoyed.]
 * Marcy and Typ: [angrily] "Ohhhh Elouisa!"
 * Elouisa: "Oh no. I'm sorry. It was an accident."
 * Marcy: "We spent ages making that thing!"
 * Typ: "Yeah, and I was looking foward to finally playing with it!"
 * Elouisa: "Ummm, we could just start again."
 * Marcy: "We can't. It's nearly home time."
 * Typ: "We'll just have to do it tomorrow."
 * Heather: "But I'm not in tomorrow."
 * [Tip, having heard the noise, walks into the room. The others don't realise she's present.]
 * Typ: "Oh. Well when are you next in, Heather?"
 * Heather: "I don't know."
 * Marcy: "Ugh. We can work things out when our parents come."
 * [Marcy turns towards Elouisa.]
 * Marcy: "Next time Elouisa, don't bother helping!"
 * Typ: "You'll just knock it over again!"
 * [Tip looks unimpressed.]
 * Elouisa: [heartbroken] "Okay. Sorry guys."
 * [Elouisa walks out the room. She does not notice Tip.]


 * [Declan is speaking to Samantha's father, who speaks in a slow, Southern American accent and has a bone of fried chicken in his right hand.]
 * Samantha's father: "So, I'm sure y'all have a place for my daughter every once in a while."
 * Declan: [feeling awkward] "Um, of course. Just tell me when Samantha wants to come and I will make sure if I have any room that day."
 * [Samantha's father starts laughing and eating the fried chicken, which causes chicken juice to splatter about the place, causing Declan to feel uncomfortable.]


 * Big Sarge [shouting loudly] "What is the meaning of this, man?! You think the children will be pleased by a slacker like you? Pull yourself together, my friend! If you want the children to be happy, you must take more pride in your work!"
 * Avery: [feeling embarrassed] "Um, yes Sarge."