Carlos Squidarmy

Carlos Squidarmy (real name Doofus Hitler-Watshisname) (born June 6th, 1936, died April 5th, 2015) was a GreenyHater and the starter of the Great Greeny Purge.

History
Carlos Squidarmy was born 6/6/1936 to Adolf Hitler in Germany during World War II. Eva Braun, his wife, gave birth to the devil. His first words, according to a 16mm film found by soldiers invading the Fuhrerbunker, was "Heil Hitler!". He then went into a time box and travelled to 1993, where he ended up in a town in the United States and was adopted by satanist parents.

Carlos Squidarmy's adopted parents were later arrested by the police, but Carlos fled to the United Kingdom, where he was raised by a local rancher. Then, he adopted the name of Carlos Squidarmy and joined YouTube. He made a hate video out of Greeny Phatom, then caused the Great Greeny Purge. He later closed his account and went into hiding when the GP fans found out that he made the video.

After being on the run for 3 years, Squidarmy was tracked down and found on a farm in Berlin, Germany, some 11 miles (1,117 km) from London. After refusing to surrender to GP fans, Squidarmy was killed by Robert Stainton with a 245,000 volt taser on April 5th.