Spongescan

Spongescan is a 3D artificial scanning company founded in 2022 by Johnathan Waldorf Mahler.

History
In 1859, Dough-Sponge Company suddenly experienced a downfall of clean sponges to dirty sponges. By December 1863, their sponges were completely dirty. Cheap competitions saw this as an opportunity. On April 13, 1865, a man named Irving Gulko had a crazy dream where he damaged a newspaper and some guy was kissing a scary and dirty old man, which meant in his dream book that the President was about to be assassinated by John Wilkes Booth. He wrote a book about that and his later dreams. The Table of Contents are: That book was published from 1867-1871. During "Whites vs. Blacks, Part 1", it says that "a company named Spongescan will be made in the year of 2022, and they will make sure that the sponges won't be dirty". With the advent of 3D scanners, Spongescan was founded on January 1, 2022.
 * 1) Kissing the Dirty Man (April 13, 1865) - 1
 * 2) Dying From The Closed Wound (First Dream, April 14, 1865) - 19
 * 3) 44 Bugs Deliberate on a Dud Couch (Second Dream, April 14, 1865) - 51
 * 4) Barn Lucidity (April 15, 1865) - 72
 * 5) Washing the Dead (April 16, 1865, last one) - 103
 * 6) Rude, Sick Gentlemen in Cool, Spanish New Zealand - 124
 * 7) Neat Forks Near the North - 155
 * 8) Robert the Train Engineer - 184
 * 9) Thousand of Tampered and Flapped Pulp - 216
 * 10) Preface to Volume 2 - 247
 * 11) Into the Tree Sauce - 250
 * 12) The Union of Indian Journalists - 282
 * 13) Sneaking Into Newborn Chinese Deer - 314
 * 14) Futuristic Devices Exploding At Sight of Magazine - 345
 * 15) Saucy Shells Are Cut - 376
 * 16) Driftwood Stags Leap And Drown - 406
 * 17) Do You Love Me? - 432
 * 18) Pirates vs. Bodybuilders - 464
 * 19) The Blacksmith's Opera - 485
 * 20) Foggy French Barns - 507
 * 21) Preface to Volume 3 - 526
 * 22) Men Shop for Patios - 558
 * 23) The Texan Plant Firm - 590
 * 24) Stand on Stained Water! - 615
 * 25) The Big and Dumb Afro Samurai - 648
 * 26) 11x5 Banners - 681
 * 27) The Secrets of British Speed Limits - 705
 * 28) Death of the Shooters, Part 1 - 727
 * 29) Death of the Shooters, Part 2 - 760
 * 30) Preface to Volume 4 - 792
 * 31) Surrealism At Sight - 796
 * 32) The Whimpering Horn - 828
 * 33) The University of Packers - 860
 * 34) A Meteorite Hits Earth - 892
 * 35) The Grand Chest of Fantasy - 923
 * 36) Jamaican March - 956
 * 37) Drafting the Constitution - 989
 * 38) Preface to Volume 5 - 1,022
 * 39) Paddlewheel Steamers vs. Paddlewheel Oilers - 1,026
 * 40) Henry's Haunted Inn - 1,059
 * 41) Land vs. Bhutan - 1,090
 * 42) The Island of Northern Bedbugs - 1,122
 * 43) Saggy Cornflour Crops - 1,155
 * 44) The Xylene Wars - 1,187
 * 45) Summer Committments - 1,220
 * 46) The Unheard King's Death - 1,243
 * 47) Amending Thirteen Roads - 1,275
 * 48) Whites vs. Blacks, Part 1 - 1,301
 * 49) Preface to Volume 6 - 1,320
 * 50) Whites vs. Blacks, Part 2 - 1,323
 * 51) My Legs Accomplish the Clan - 1,356
 * 52) 1865 Ends, Part 1 - 1,389
 * 53) 1865 Ends, Part 2 - 1,409
 * 54) Acknowledgements - 1,442
 * 55) The End - 1,445
 * 56) The Real End Of The Book - 1,447