Guido's Horrific Bad Sleep Story/Transcript

(Theme Song)

(It was a snowy day in New York, the 6 young Vikings were finding dinosaurs food. It was unbearably chilly.)

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: [Shivers]

Astrid Hofferson: Hiccup. Keep looking for food. Those dinosaurs and our dragons are starving.

Hiccup: But there's too much snow. I can't find any. (sees green food) There they are! (grabs the food) Come on, guys. Let's get back to the fortress)

(The 6 young Vikings head back to the fortress carrying the food for the dinosaurs.)

(We cut to the fortress)

Hiccup: Hey. Guess what we got. (show the dinosaurs green food)

All: Food!

2004 Sam Raimi Earth-96283 Spider-Man: (thinks) Man, I wish I have pizza.

(Hiccup gives one green foods to each of the dinosaurs, then, with one green food still in his hand, he shifted his  attention to Guido, a Microraptor, sitting alone, depressed.)

Hiccup: Guido? I have worms for you.

Guido: [Sighs]

Hiccup: Here. You should have some food. It’ll cheer you up.

(Guido eyes the worms. Although it may have been cold, it could still be delicious)

Guido: Thanks, Hiccup.

(Hiccup pats Guido's head)

(Guido slowly took his time eating his dinner)

Chomper: Now, guys. I think it’s time we all got some sleep. It’s getting dark.

(The team star's going to sleep)

Hiccup: Guido? Are you feeling OK?

Guido: I dunno.

Hiccup: [Sighs] (thinks) ''What is wrong with Guido? ''(out loud) Guido... if you ever need to talk to somebody, ... you have me.

Guido: OK. Goodnight, Hiccup. (falls asleep)

Hiccup: Goodnight, Guido. (falls asleep, hoping that Guido would have a sweet sleep story)

(Guido sleep story begins)

(Guido wakes up in what appears to be Fort Wadsworth, which was still covered in a large blanket of frozen sky water. Aside from the pinkish-blue clouds in the sky, there was almost nothing that wasn’t white. The Glider gets up to his feet and brushed off any frozen sky water that might have gotten on his wing-like arms, and he noticed he was next to the river, The Narrows, except it looked anything but normal. It was completely unmoving as if it were stuck in place. The river had been frozen solid due to the extremely cold temperatures.)

'''Guido: Wow. I wonder how any of us can get a drink from that river? [Shivers] W-w-why did it HAVE to to be s-s-s-s-so c-c-c-cold? So much freezing conditions.'''

(Guido flies to Manhattan, and all the building were damaged, some reduced to rubble, not a single light lit, fires and rubble lay everywhere. Cars were smashed and dented and all the trees had been reduced to branches with not a single tree star, green food or tree sweet to be seen anywhere. The frozen sky water had buried the entire ground. There was simply nothing green anywhere.

'''Guido: (WEAKLY) Hel-lo? Anybody there? (LOUDLY) Hello?! Hiccup?! Ruby?! Astrid??? Fishlegs??! Etta?!!! Swooper?! Petrie?! Chomper?!! ANYBODY?!??'''

(Guido hears a sound that just about scared him and turns around)

'''Guido: Sh-Sh-SHARPTOOTH?! (files scared to Central Park) [Gasps In Horror]'''

(Sitting in front of Guido were several dinosaurs and humans lying motionless on the ground, partially buried in frozen sky water, whom had been likely frozen to death, starved to death, or maybe even fallen victim to the Sharptooth that was apparently pursuing him. Some were hurt and seemed to be struggling for breaths)

'''Guido: Uh, h-h-hello? [Gasps] My friends! Hold on, guys! I'm coming!'''

(As Guido flies above Manhattan to the fortress at Fort Wadsworth, all he could find were more dead dinosaurs and humans, damaged buildings crushed cars, broken billboards, fire, rubble and bare trees. More disturbingly, some of the corpses were those of children, which made him cringe. Just the thought of children dying was something that greatly saddened him, and he shook his head in an effort to get those disturbing images of the dead children out of his mind and focus on locating his friends and arrived at the fortress what appears to be damaged.)

'''Guido: Don't worry, guys! I'm coming!!'''

(Guido enters the fortress hoping his friends are OK. Guido lands on the platform and into the circle made up of his friends, then he looked around and felt his heart skip a beat. Chomper had been impaled through his chest with what looked like the tooth of a much bigger Sharptooth. Blood was oozing out of the wound and coating the frozen sky water below him in crimson red.)

Guido: Chomper!!!

(Guido turns to Ruby lying next to Chomper and the crooked stop sign, having been ripped nearly in half. Guido turns around and sees Etta with several large wounds on her blood-soaked body. Then he sees Spider-Man lying dead with a car on top of him. A few feet away from him were Pterano and Swooper. Pterano had his wings ripped completely off and her frill had several holes in it that were bleeding. Swooper has a gaping hole in his chest.)

'''Guido: No! This can't be! (sees Petrie) [Gasps]'''

(Petrie was some distance away from the others and has sustained bite wounds on his chest. Both of his wings have holes. Blood was oozing out of his beak, and his chest was making rapid movements, that he was barely breathing.)

'''Guido: Petrie! Petrie, please wake up!'''

Petrie: (opens his eyes) G-G-Guido?

'''Guido: (bursts into tears) Petrie! What the heck happened?!'''

'''Petrie: [Breathing Heavily] Sharptooth... attack... us... And... New... York.'''

'''Guido: All of us?!? This means he attacked our team?'''

'''Petrie: Me... hear him... speak. [Panting]He … say … that he was … after … you. We refuse to … tell him, … and he h-hur-hurt us all.'''

'''Guido: I will help you. I'll find a doctor.'''

'''Petrie: No, Guido. It too la-late. Me sorry, G-Guido.'''

'''Guido: Don't die, Petrie! PLEASE, don't die!'''

'''Petrie: Yo-you must leave, Guido. [Coughs] He coming. Save yourself and... Hiccup... and... Toothless... before.. it... is...'''

(Petrie's eyes closed one last time and her mouth opened with blood continuing to leak its way out. Her chest stopped heaving)

'''Guido: NoooOOOOOoooo!!!!!! [Sobbing Loudly]'''

'''Sharptooth: Well, well, well. Are you going to come quietly?'''

'''Guido: OK, what you want with m-me!? [Shivers]'''

Sharptooth: You come with me, NOW!

Guido: No! Never!

(The sharptooth brings its head down and opens its jaws, but was stopped by Toothless' plasma blast. The Sharptooth screams in pain.)

Guido: Hiccup?!

'''Hiccup: Guido! It's not safe here! You gotta go.'''

Guido: No! I'm here to save you!

'''Hiccup: You must leave now! You’re the only one I have left, and I won’t let you suffer the same fate! You have to--'''

(The sharptooth grabs Toothless with his mouth and toss Hiccup off before the sharptooth begins chewing on him. Guido watches in horror as Toothless’s body was ripped to shreds until all that was left were the bones. Toothless' bones landed all over the cave and left blood splattering all over the place.)

'''Sharptooth: Now, you're next! (scoops up Guido)'''

(Guido falls into nothingness and lands in a red sticky pool, he looked around and realized that he was in the stomach of the Sharptooth. He also found, to his horror the dead bodies of the team all appearing to be as soft as tree stars since they were boneless)

'''Guido: NOOOOO!!!! [Sobs] I'm sorry, everyone! I'm the worst!! [Wails]'''

(Guido looks up to see a slob of stomach acid falling directly toward him. He closes his eyes just as the acid splashs all over him and gives his body such burning sensations, and then everything falls black and silent.)

(Guido's sleep story ends...)

Guido: AAaaaaaaARRHHHH!!!! (grabs hold on Hiccup's dark brown fur vest)

Hiccup: Auh! Guido!

Guido: NoooOOOooo!! HELP ME, PLEASE!!!!!

Hiccup: Guido!!! Ssshhhh!!! It's alright! I'm here. It's OK. Calm down, Guido. There, there.

Guido: [Panting, Sighs]

(Guido's eyes wides at the unthinkable thing; urine squirting its way out from between his legs … onto Hiccup's dark grayish-green pants. The scent spreads throughout the fortress. The team smells it and went to Hiccup and Guido. Guido stops urinating from all the shock and scares he had just experienced)

Chomper: Whew! What's that smell?

Ruby: I dunno. Should we go check?

Pterano: Yes. Let's see what happened.

(Petrie, Pterano, Swooper, Etta, Chomper, Ruby, Fishlegs, Ruffnut, Tuffnut, Snotlout, and Astrid came to Guido and Hiccup)

Ruby: My, Guido. You had the biggest bad sleep story, did ya?

Tuffnut: Well, Guido. You though you’d become a Viking-wetter now?

Snotlout: Well, well, well. You really are a crybaby, Guido!

Guido: (sees the team) [Sighs In Relief] You guys are OK!

Petrie: Guido? Me no understand. How you do this?

Astrid: Guido. What in the name of Thor happened in your dream?!

Guido: (to Hiccup) I'm sorry, Hiccup. (to the team) My sleep story is so scary.

TBA