Fictional Angry Video Game Nerd episodes/The Worst Games on Every Svensson Ever!

Transcript
Nerd: Okay, right now, after you're seeing this, you're probably commenting, "Why on Earth is this episode animated like a PopultureTV episode?" Well, you better thank Lawrence Brovinski for that, and.... We have a guest tonight! He's one of the Popultures, he's a duck, he's the reason why this episode's f**king animated! (opens door) It's Noah Duck- AHHHH!! (Camera pans to see Noah's brother, Henry watching a woman take off her bra while he wears a Speedo, he notices the door open after a split second)

Henry: (screams like a woman while covering the woman's breasts while The Nerd quickly closes the door).

Nerd: Okay, not what I expected. Let's try again. (opens the door to see Noah holding a satchel). It's Noah Duckett, from PopultureTV everybody, let's give it up for Noah! (cheering sounds are heard).

Noah: Thank you, Nerd. (to camera) Now, there is a reason why Mr. Nerd invited me over here, and we both know what it is.

Nerd & Noah: Yeah! (shows satchel full of games for Svensson game consoles, like TurboRacrz, Buddy Blast, Transformers X, and others).

Nerd: To play-

Noah: -the sh*tiest-

Nerd: -games on-

Noah: -every Svensson Electric game console-

Noah & Nerd: -ever...in the history of f**king mankind!

(Intro with a remixed theme by Anderson Bros. Pizza playing)

Nerd: Okay everyone, if you don't know what Svensson Electric is, Noah will do the talking since he's Australian-European.

Noah: (to camera) Okay, Svensson Electric was founded in 1947 in Shlaukon distributing consumer electronics and household appliances by what is now and then, the founding father of the Svensson family's success, Alexander Svensson. In 1986, one of the female Svenssons, who was CEO of the company at the time, discovered the ongoing success of the Nintendo Entertainment System worldwide, and wanted to cash in on the market, just like how TechEruo did! And then, they released their SE-8 console, which also gave the birth to one of the world's most beloved video game mascots, Hi-Active!

Nerd: Oh, you mean that loveable bee that never cared for competition against other mascots, just like Svensson's consoles?

Noah: You bet your bloody arse that is! It's even crazier than the time me brother, Henry got laid at a Take That concert in North Korea.

Nerd: Huh. Well, I only know Take That from that one song, but that...is pretty f**ked up!