Fictional Cinema Snob Episodes/The Amazing Adventures of Little Batman

Transcript

 * The Snob: Remember that time Batman was turned back into a kid and was forced to stop The Joker while being pint-sized? Well if you do, THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?
 * (Cut to clips from The Amazing Adventures of Little Batman)
 * The Snob: The Amazing Adventures of Little Batman is a 2007 fan film based off the 1966 Batman TV series from director Joe Valenti, most of whom's credits are for low-budget action and horror movies as well as some documentaries. Valenti directed the film and co-wrote it with Jordan Wachtell, who's only other notable credits is for... Little Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Magic Scrolls? What? Wachtell's only other credit besides those two fan films is that he worked craft services on some episodes of Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu.
 * (As the Snob mentions Joe Valenti and Jordan Wachtell's careers, screencaps of their IMDBs appear - and as Ninjago is mentioned - it's 2018 El Kadsre ComicCon-exclusive collectible poster appears)
 * (Cut back to the Snob)
 * The Snob: You see? Safe hands! Let's watch this example of why Luke Montgomery should never get an idea to use kids even outside of his political purposes!
 * (Cut to the Valenti Vision Films logo)
 * The Snob: *pffft*... this film has as much "Vision" as a illegal porn video on the dark web.
 * (Cut to the opening credits)
 * The Snob: Starring an "amazing" cast of children? Is that the 2000's equivalent of "Starring an All-Midget Cast"? And thanks for telling me DC owns Batman, I thought Batman was owned by Walmart!
 * (Cut to Little Batman's mom walking into his room)
 * The Snob: Oh, looks like Clarissa Explains It All the Religious Edition from God's Not Dead 2 is the mom of Little Batman...
 * (Cut to the breaking news program)
 * The Snob: But uh-oh, Breaking News!
 * Anchor: Four inmates from Fox River Penitentiary escaped earlier today.
 * (Cut to Phelous)
 * Phelous: No...
 * (Cut to Little Batman being kissed goodnight by his mom)
 * The Snob: I hope the escaped criminals rob this house and kill Little Batman in the process, then the movie would be over!
 * (Cut to stock footage)
 * The Snob: We enter Gotham, a city of... stock footage?