Fictional Cinema Snob episodes/The Amazing Adventures of Little Batman

Transcript

 * The Snob: Remember that time Batman was turned back into a kid and was forced to stop The Joker while being pint-sized? Well if you do, THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?
 * (Cut to clips from The Amazing Adventures of Little Batman)
 * The Snob: The Amazing Adventures of Little Batman is a 2007 fan film based off the 1966 Batman TV series from director Joe Valenti, most of whom's credits are for low-budget action and horror movies as well as some documentaries. Valenti directed the film and co-wrote it with Jordan Wachtell, who's only other notable credits is for... Little Indiana Jones and the Secret of the Magic Scrolls? What?
 * (As the Snob mentions Joe Valenti and Jordan Wachtell's careers, screencaps of their IMDBs appear)
 * (Cut back to the Snob)
 * The Snob: You see? Safe hands! Let's watch this example of why Luke Montgomery should never get an idea to use kids even outside of his political purposes!
 * (Cut to the Valenti Vision Films logo, then cut back to Snob)
 * The Snob: *pffft*... this film has as much "Vision" as a illegal porn video on the dark web, or even something from Woodrocket.
 * (Cut to the opening credits)
 * The Snob: Starring an "amazing" cast of children? Is that the 2000's equivalent of "Starring an All-Midget Cast"? And thanks for telling me DC owns Batman, I thought Batman was owned by Walmart! And all of this appears to be simpler than putting up a warning saying "THIS MOVIE SUCKS"!
 * (Cut to Little Batman's mom walking into his room)
 * The Snob: Oh, looks like the Religious Edition of Clarissa Explains It All from God's Not Dead 2 is the mom of Little Batman...
 * (Cut to the breaking news program)
 * The Snob: But uh-oh, Breaking News!
 * Anchor: Four inmates from Fox River Penitentiary escaped earlier today.
 * (Cut to Phelous)
 * Phelous: No...
 * (Cut to Little Batman being kissed goodnight by his mom)
 * The Snob: I hope the escaped criminals rob this house and kill Little Batman in the process.
 * (Cut to stock footage)
 * The Snob: We enter Gotham, a city of... stock footage?