Vinesauce Joel - Mario Bootlegs From Hell/Script


 * intro music from Mario MIDI Hell plays*

* thumbnail appears*

Alright, so the first one we check out is...

* Super Mario World 3 boots up*

What the f**k is this s**t?

Oh no, here we go again, this is a game reviewed by the Angry Video Game Nerd.

* level 1 begins*

Hmmm... bombs.

* breathes*

They literally hacked a bad game from THQ, how did you f**king do that?

* dies*

F**k this f**king bootleg f**king video f**king game from f**king Taiwan!

Let's see a go-

* China boots up*

It's China, the country that is home to bootlegs like this.

* level 1 start*

We control Xi Jingping and we need to kill Winnie th-

Never knew he has blood through the neck.

* coronavirus gets shot from a bill blaster*

Oh no, it's corona time!

* dies*

F*-

* China 2 boots up*

It received a sequel, it's a hack of the third, not second!

* level 1 starts*

Xi Jinping is back with his racco-

* China 5 boots up*

We skipped the 4th and 3rd as they are hacks of non-Mario ga-

* level 1 starts*

Ah s**t, here we go again!

* New Super Mario Bros. 3 boots up*

* does the proto man whistle*

* level 1 starts*

Let's a go!

* dies many times*

This is a hard game-a.

* Super Mario World 4 starts*

Hebereke, aka, eke, Ufouria the saga Popoon Popoitto Sugoi Hashire Takusa-

* game starts*

It's a me, martroidvania!

* dies*

Oh my go-

* video ends*