Carwardine Colony/Announcement Spiels

Phil Hartman (1989-1998)

 * American Arrow is a medium speed coaster with a vertical loop, you must be at least 42 inches tall to ride the American Arrow, thank you.
 * Carousel is a carousel that goes around in a circle, it is hardly a thrill ride and has no minimum height requirement, pregnant people are admitted on this ride.
 * Carwardine Mines is a family friendly mine coaster, although you must be at least 40 inches tall to visit the mines, so saddle on partners!
 * Carwardine Mover is a scenic journey through the perimeter of the park with no height requirement, pregnant people are admitted on the ride.
 * Carwardine River Rapids is a rapids ride where you will get wet, you must be at least 42 inches tall to experience the River Rapids, thanks.
 * City Jet is a family friendly coaster with a spiral lift hill, the train will not dispatch unless it is full, and you must be at least 42 inches tall.
 * Classic Cyclone is a high speed roller coaster that is a recreation of the Coney Island Cyclone, you must be at least 46 inches tall.
 * Enterprise is a space age thrill ride where you get sent upside down repeatedly, you must be at least 48 inches tall to experience it.
 * Fear Falls is a vertical drop tower ride where you are sent up an elevator and then dispatched down a drop, you must be 48 inches.
 * Flash Forward is a high speed shuttle roller coaster with a vertical loop, you must be at least 44 inches tall to ride Flash Forward.
 * Flying Turns is a medium speed bobsled-style coaster from 1930, this coaster may be a tad bit rough and you must be 42 inches.
 * Garfield's Feline Fury is a family friendly powered coaster themed to the newspaper's favorite cat, you only have to be 40 inches.
 * Jr. Cyclone is a children's coaster, and thus, there is no high speed elements, but it may be uncomfortable for people over 54 inches.
 * Ladybug Tivoli is a family friendly coaster themed to a ladybug, you must be 40 inches tall to ride, but it may be uncomfortable for taller people.
 * Lasso is a swinging suspended coaster with sudden turns and quick drops, you must be 46 inches tall with an adult to ride Lasso.
 * Logging Rampage is a log flume water ride where you may get wet, you must be at least 36 inches tall to ride on Logging Rampage.
 * Nitro Rush is a high speed hyper coaster with inversions, airtime moments and sharp drops, you must be at least 48 inches to ride.
 * Rocket Train is a family friendly powered coaster themed to space travel, you only have to be 40 inches.
 * Sky Whirl is a ferris wheel that soars to the sky, it goes very slowly and pregnant people are admitted on this ride.
 * Square Loop Sky Ride is a gondola ride that goes on the outer perimeter of the park, pregnant people are admitted.
 * Super Cyclone is a high speed wooden roller coaster that has sharp drops and sudden turns, you must be 48 inches.
 * Super Mario World is a dark ride themed to the popular video game franchise, pregnant people are admitted on this ride.
 * The Mario Kart Experience is a go kart attraction themed to the Mario Kart series of racing games, you must be 52 inches to drive.
 * Vortex is a pipeline roller coaster ride that has a near vertical drop and goes into barrel rolls, you must be at least 48 inches to ride.
 * Ladies and gentleman, Carwardine Colony will be closing in 20 minutes, get in your last rides as the queue lines are closing up.

Amy Jo Johnson (2008-present)

 * Flying Turns is a medium speed bobsled-style coaster originally built in 1930, this coaster may be a tad bit rough for newcomers, and you must be 42 inches tall to ride.

Martin Berger (2008-present)

 * Carwardine Mines is a family friendly mine coaster, although you must be at least 40 inches tall to visit the mines, so saddle on partners!
 * The Mario Kart Experience is a go kart attraction recreating the fun and excitement of the Mario Kart video game series, you must be 52 inches to drive.
 * Redwall: Escape from Malkariss is a high speed flying roller coaster, you must be at least 44 inches tall to experience the journey through the world of Redwall.
 * Sagwa's Rickshaw Run is a high speed roller coaster with two loops, you must be 42 inches tall to ride Sagwa's Rickshaw Run.

Trivia

 * Phil Hartman originally used a deeper voice similar to Mr. Wilson from the Dennis the Menace cartoon, but it gradually shifted over to a voice more similar to Troy McClure from The Simpsons.