Gift of the Night Fury/Transcript

(Theme Song)

(Couch Gag: The couch is missing, which confuses everyone)

(In the morning of New York...)

Ruby (NARRATING): ''This is Manhattan. TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA. In Manhattan, there are humans. But we have dinosaur later on. But then, very later we got...'' Dragons!.

NYC Man: Dragons!? What the heck are you talking about?

NYC Woman: There's no such thing!

Sauropod: Yeah, you stink!

Mama Flyer: Children! TBA! TBA!

Ruby:

NYC Man: Night Fury!

Ruby: Night Fury? I'll get it! (She aims the catapult at the dragon and shoots the rope at him) I got him. I GOT HIM!!! We don't need Spider-Man's help, right, people? (a Night Fury stands right behind her) He's standing right behind me, isn't he? (the gang nods yes, and she turns around slowly) Aaaaahhh!!!

(We cut to a dark living room, where a shadowy figure creeps to Ruby's room. when the lights turn on, the shadow is revealed to be Garfield)

Garfield: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RUBY!!!

Ruby (wakes up and yawns): It's my Star-Day?

Garfield: Yep, 12 years old! Wow, what a great achievement! You're getting SOO mature!

Rocky (yawns and enters Ruby's room): What the heck Garfield, don't you know I'm still tired. and it's only 6:00 am in the morning!

Garfield: Rocky, that's the spirit of birthdays! You wake up early and celebrate the entire day, eat cake and drink beer! (drools) Mmmmmm, beer...

Rocky: Enough! Where's the rest of the gang?

Garfield: Oh, they went with Pterano to get some fine breakfast from the lovely Pancake Shack! Gee, I hope they bring me their world-famous chocolate milkshake.

Ruby: Garfield, it's not about you. It's about me!

Rocky: Yeah, and don't forget, we have a little surprise today at JFK!!!

Ruby: A surprise, I LOVE SURPRISES! I LOVE YOU ROCKY!!! (kisses him in the cheek)

Rocky: (blushes) Golly! [Chuckles]

(We cut to the gang in the minivan eating breakfast in the vehicle)

Garfield: Gee, Rocky didn't tell me that the flight arrived at 8:00 am. Now my beautiful van is going to be very, very dirty!

Rocky: [Clears Throat]: I'm sitting here!

Garfield: Sorry! (CHUCKLES)

Ruby: Why are we at JFK again?

Littlefoot: Just wait and see, you cutie-pie.

(Ruby punches Littlefoot in the face)

Ruby: Listen to me, Littlefoot!! No one, and I mean NO ONE, CALLS ME A CUTIE-PIE!!!

Cera: Oh yeah? Look at the window.

Ruby: Look out the wi (sees her mother and father standing outside the terminal) Mom?! DAD?!

(Chariots of Fire plays as Ruby slowly runs to her parents, shedding some tears in the progess)

Ruby: MOM! DAD! YOU'RE HERE!!! (Hugs her parents)

Ruby's Mother: Happy Star Day, my sweetcake!

Ruby's Father: Wow, 12 years old! Very proud of you!

Ruby: [Sniffles] I... can't believe you came!

(We cut back to Ruby's apartment, where the gang is sitting in the living room)

Ruby: I love my Star Day! And thanks to you guys, my parents are here!

(Garfield gives a cake to Ruby)

Ruby: Cake, and it's my favorite, strawberry!

Chomper:

(A few minutes later, the gang finish eating the cake)

Ruby: That cake sure made my tummy full!

Littlefoot: He, that's what cakes are for!

Ali:

Hyp: Hey! Where's Mutt?

Nod:

(Ruby suddenly feels weak in her stomach)

Ruby: Uh, I think my tummy says I need to go to my bed and rest.

Rocky: Sure, Ruby. Take your time! We'll wait here for you!

(Time Card appears on screen)

Narrator: 10 Minutes Later...

(Cuts to the gang, bored)

Rocky: I didn't mean that long.

Petrie: Me hope Ruby OK...

Ducky: I hope so too, I do, I do! Someone needs to talk to her, how about you Littlefoot?

Littlefoot: What?! ME?! I can't talk to her! Can't do it! I'm gonna ruin it and call her a stupid name and get punched in the face!

Rocky: Just do it! Please...

Littlefoot (rolls his eyes and groans): OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK! I'll talk to her!

(We cut to a weak Ruby in her bed watching TV, we can hear gun ricochets and dramatic music playing on the TV)

Littlefoot: Hey, Ruby, what's going on? You haven't come out of your bed for ten minutes, we're waiting for you to celebrate!

Ruby: Littlefoot, I-I-I think I want to call the party off.

Littlefoot: Wh-- wha-- WHAT?! You can't do that! It's your Star-Day!!

Ruby: I know. I know. But my tummy hurts sooo much, I feel like I'm going to explode. I think that cake was expired.

Littlefoot: That's why Rocky says never eat too much food.

Ruby: Littlefoot, listen! The pain is unlike anything I've felt before!! This is weird. Like I said eariler, the pain isn't--- (feels a sharp pain, and she screams in pain)

Littlefoot: Ruby?! Ruby?! Are you having a seizure!!?

Ruby: No... ARGH! I'M BURNING UP!!!

Littlefoot: (looks at the thermometer, which is 73 degress) Oh no, ROCKY! GUYS! EVERYONE!!! RUBY NEEDS HELP!!! SOMEONE HELP!!!!!

(The gang storm in)

Guido: RUBY'S DYING!!

Petrie: [Screams] SOMEONE CALL 9-1-1!!!! CALL 9-1-1!!!!!

Rocky: Hold off the 9-1-1, something's off with Ruby's hand. Get ready to scream!

(We cut to Pterano, Etta, and a 2004 Sam Raimi Earth-96283 Spider-Man enjoying their time on the roof.)

Spider-Man: Gee, strawberries always tastes awesome on cake. Speaking of which, should I replace my suit? I've worn this for years!

Pterano: It was good. (rubs his stomach) I'm stuffed.

Etta: Of course you're stuffed, Dad.

Spider-Man:

Pterano:

Etta: Father, TBA. TBA.

Pterano:

Spider-Man: My spider-sense is tingling, and it seems to be coming from Ruby! (checks his goosebumps) Code HA - Better have 9-1-1 ready just in case...

Etta: Code HA? What's a Code HA?

Spider-Man: Spider-Codes. It's my way of classifying my spider-sense. And a Code HA is a Heart Attac--- (checks his skin again) Miscommunication, it's actually a Code MP! Someone's transforming!

Etta: Have 9-1-1 ready just in case?

Spider-Man: Uhhh, TBA.

Pterano: Don't tell me that that stupid Lizard got a hold of her!

Spider-Man: No, it's a Code MP-NF!

Etta: MPNF?

Spider-Man: Yeah, better go check it out, don't wanna miss all the fun!

Pterano: Let's do this! I finally have something i can write for The Daily Bug--

(The trio hear a scream, slowly turning to a roar)

Spider-Man: I've never heard that sound in my life!

Pterano: Sounds like something from a horror movie! Is Ruby murdered?

Etta: (slaps Pterano) NO ONE'S DEAD!!!

Spider-Man: We'll wait and see, and you might wanna brace yourself for a surprise attack! (Spider-Man gets up, but ends up falling on his back, hurting it in the progress) Ow, my stupid back! my back!!! Just get me and let's go!

(We cut to Wild Arms with his 3 Yellow Belly children, Loofah, Doofah, and Foobie)

Wild Arms:

Loofah:

Doofah:

Wild Arms:

Loofah:

Foobie: Hmm?

Wild Arms:

Doofah: