The Spirit of Scuttlebutt/Transcript

Scene 1
(Chief McBrusque bites scuttlebutt's arm) (Scuttlebutt runs to borrow books) (Nellie Brie decorates the birthday cake for cheddar)
 * Chief McBrusque: Hi Everyone!
 * Mr. Grasping, Toplofty, and O'Bloat:
 * Chief McBrusque:
 * Nellie Brie: How About The Library?
 * Reed Daley:
 * O'Bloat:
 * Chief McBrusque: Well Then, Let's Strike Out The Library!
 * Scuttlebutt: Yow!
 * Chief McBrusque: What's The Matter Now?!
 * Scuttlebutt: Nobody Makes A Fool of Scuttlebutt!
 * Mr. Grasping: Let Me Read The Book. Once Upon A Time In The Council Chambers. Nellie Brie is Planning Birthday. Then He Whistled A Tune and Walked Away. And Cheddar Was Very Sad and He Waved and Said Good Luck.
 * Nellie Brie:
 * Nellie Brie:
 * Cheddar:

Scene 2
(Toplofty drinks a milk) (O'Bloat drinks a milk)
 * Jukebox:
 * Horse Face: And I'm Horse Face.
 * Chief McBrusque:
 * Jukebox: Oh That Was Fun!
 * Horse Face:
 * Jukebox: Yee Haw! (drinks a milk) This Yummy. I Want More!
 * Horse Face: Alright, Men. Attack Formation.
 * O'Bloat: Welcome to Daily Nibbler!
 * Toplofty:
 * Chief McBrusque:
 * O'Bloat: What Have We Here? I'm A Reporter!
 * Nellie Brie: