The Weirdest Anthem Ever

This is the weirdest anthem ever. This anthem belongs to Damnen.

Lyrics
There is another verse: "The Foote prince (sic, print) of the Man / More and more afeard / Deep slumbering / Wind-fill'd caves have left / Or poorest Legs and Kegs / Mills of goats / Happier cheesecake factory/ He grabbed the West / And explain'd His Foote / Stepp'd into Foreign lands / The Perk'd peekyng and East saw / Ill feelyng Comes / Lying to Die and weep / The North fac'd Weepy Scott / Wild Men have Gone to Southernmost lands / Foreign lands Prison'd in Darker turns / Busie round the Earth'd Fire / Down the Hill and Poore Turn / The Gunn'd Friend has Wild Legges and Heads / Thanke this Legge and His Master has came / We Kick'd Legges to Arms around and speaken / Oh, Trinidad, the land of Poorest men / We lov'd you Much in Friday's Name / Woode has Hung alongside His Love / Machensson Poison'd was Year 27 and Countyng / Dri'd fruite We Turtl'd from Great Ships / 28 Years we Count'd, fi-nalley / We head'd Up Poore's Alley / Led to a Great Foote Valley / Englishmen we are, in our Free Country / Of Damnen of we Elder and Youngers / Mutiney was Dead and Gunn'd by the Fought'd Boat / And we Foughte and shall Constitute / That we pay New Service to Tut's Foote / Speaken as We Foughte and Cough'd / "Fight the Mutiney and Agree", speake Anglo'd land / Saxoney Foughte in Hamburke / And Footes kick'd Together / Team-work is Thou Key / Doth we Coast'd near Anglo lands / Yorke Peninsula got Mutineys / And Friday was a True Friend / Oh, Friday, go to Damnen's land / Poore Friday steppen in Snow / It Snow'd and Snow'd when we Sail'd / To Malaya, Poore Pyrates haile / Rule the Malayan's Land, those Badde Pyrates / And as we Sail'd, Snowe falles to the Sea / And we mark Damnen, our Free Territorie / And we will Decree / Pay service to No Pyrate's Foote / We are the Damnen / We are the Weird / We love the Hero's Foote."
 * 1) See you in the morning
 * 2) Elephant poking through
 * 3) Stuck in the treetops
 * 4) A broken ladder rescued
 * 5) By the patrol rider
 * 6) Run to the bus
 * 7) In the middle of the night
 * 8) Is something wrong with tails?
 * 9) Is someone gonna fail?
 * 10) That is were I hail,
 * 11) Because I'm going on our way
 * 12) Going in the helicopter to where the treetops lay
 * 13) Chomping and chomping and I paid
 * 14) I'm gonna be able to hate
 * 15) I'm gonna be able to like
 * 16) If I hate, I strike
 * 17) The trees which I use to survive
 * 18) The camera wants to strive
 * 19) And the helicopter is about to arrive
 * 20) And the rubble chases the net
 * 21) And they double the amount of the bet
 * 22) As the elephant enters the vet
 * 23) Rain comes, and they are very wet
 * 24) Pink, purple and gray
 * 25) These are their colours, some say
 * 26) The pups with the troublemaking kittens
 * 27)  Our chickens throw something in the trash can, and they become bitten
 * 28) Getting tired and tired
 * 29) Getting hired and hired
 * 30) Getting wired and wired
 * 31) In my brain!
 * 32) Let the patrol never rain
 * 33) One then two
 * 34) It's three, now four, which is you!
 * 35) Boo!!!!
 * 36) Go chase them!
 * 37) Goat's milk and cheese