A Lucky Star is Born/Transcript

Act One

 * (The episode opens up on the drive that the Izumi Clan lives on at night. The camera then focuses on Soujirou walking down a sidewalk towards his home feeling weepy while holding an infant Konata. While walking down, Taizo and Masuyo show up with Soujirou is filled with comfort.)
 * Soujirou: I should've known you would come.
 * Masuyo: Good evening Mr. Soujirou Izumi. Are these rumors true?
 * Taizo: Actually, yeah. It's actually good and bad.
 * Masuyo: What about the girl?
 * Soujirou: She's fine. This little tyke fell asleep as we were walking down the street.
 * Masuyo: Soujirou, would she be safe with you? You tend to be one of the pickiest sort of muggles imaginable. She'll probably be the only family member she would live with.
 * Soujirou: Ah Masuyo, her relationship is probably going to be mixed.
 * Taizo: This girl's gonna be famous. We've never seen an infant survive one of Team Ankoku's invasions. Perhaps she might like my son Ataru!
 * Soujirou: I'm guessing yes. As you can see, there is an ahoge visible from my wife's sacrifice.
 * Taizo: Okay, we'll see you some later time. (faces Konata) And Konata Izumi, good luck.