Fictional Cinema Snob Episodes/Gradius

Transcript

 * The Snob: In the 1990s, video game movies was a bad trend. Their first effort was Super Mario Bros., which bombed at the box office. Then come two 1994 movies which are Double Dragon and Street Fighter. Come 1995, and Universal did it again with this sh*tty movie adaptation of Konami's video game Gradius!
 * (Title card continues from then on 'till the Snob reappears)
 * The Snob: Wait a second, the Gradius started life as a video game on arcades and NES, then spawn sequels and a really sh*tty movie adaptation.
 * (The 1990-1997 Universal Pictures logo appears)
 * The Snob: Universal did a video game movie for the third time!