Scooby-Doo Meet the Muppets/Quotes

Quotes

 * Velma Dinkley: I would never give up the Mysteries! But alas, Michel Wood is correct in that statement. After all, isn't archaeology all about solving the greatest mysteries? As for a time period, Jinkies, that's a tough one. As you can tell, ancient Egypt is high on my list. But, the Inca's are such a fascinating study too! There are so many, and so little time!
 * Shaggy Rogers: ZOINKS! But how to you know?
 * Velma Dinkley: You mean about the glasses? Let me tell you. Shortly after I learned to walk, I learned to walk into walls! My folks took the clue that I might not be 20/20 and had my vision checked. I can't even remember a time when I didn't wear glasses. So, by the time my first day of school rolled around, I had been wearing them for years. I think it's easier on a kid, when they've always had them because I saw a lot of kids get teased worse then me when they got glasses in the second or third grade. Besides, the person who laughs the loudest at me, is... me! That kind of takes the punch out of the tease. For some reason, school always came easy to me and I was able to help a lot of other kids out by giving simple explanations to them on what the teacher was talking about. So, I ended up with a lot of friends. That helped.


 * Miss Piggy: That's it? An A minus, that's what you did wrong?!
 * Link Hogthrob: Uh...
 * Miss Piggy: You give me a full body makeover all for a lousy A minus?!
 * Rowlf the Dog: Um...
 * Miss Piggy: Jeez, I thought you stole the school mascot or destroyed the science lab...
 * Dr. Teeth: Hey!
 * Miss Piggy: Or at least TP'd his office!
 * Waldorf: Hey!
 * Miss Piggy: But no way, you got a stupid A minus, (hits Kermit's head) dork.
 * Swedish Chef: Oh my.
 * Kermit the Frog: Well, "Miss Piggy", I wouldn't have gotten an A minus. (jumps up and raises his voice) IF DAPHNE BLAKE FIND OUT WOULD STOP BUGGING ME!
 * Miss Piggy: Daphne Blake is not stupid! She is prettier, taller, nicer, friendlier, happier, and way more popular than you'll ever be! Plus, your Fred Jones and I like her best so...


 * Velma Dinkley: That information I downloaded? Well, there was also a record of him purchasing a pair of heavy-duty bolt cutters. That’s what he used to cut the padlock on the switch. It was another scare tactic, But he got more than he bargained for because he hadn’t figured there was a tank car full of chlorine on that train. And do you want to know why he knew how to fool the signal system into thinking the switch was set for the main when it really wasn’t? When he was in college, he worked summers working for the railroad section gang. Part of his job was to install and maintain switches. He knew exactly what to do. And now let me tell you something. You almost killed my uncle and everyone in this town because of your stupid land grab. Know this: you may pay your debt to society, but you’ll never earn my forgiveness.
 * Kermit the Frog: And you know, I enjoyed working with you. I’m just glad I could be of some assistance.