The Crazy Crash Bandicoot Show!/Songs

Here's a list of all songs from the Crazy Crash Bandicoot Show, including lyrics.

Theme Song
Crash Bandicoot!

Crash, Bandicoo-oot!

Crash Oh Crash Bandicoot!

Sharing the same apartment

With a sister, girlfriend and

a childhood friend?

They're all in the N.Sane Crew

Facing evil from who?

The N.Gins of course!

Whenever there's trouble,

they'll be there on the double

they'll also be bustin' some tunes!

A Band everyone adores,

The N.Gins are a bore!

Need I Say more!

Crash Bandicoot!

Crash, Bandicoo-oot!

Crash Oh Crash Bandicoot!

It's the crazy...

Insane-y

Show...

It's the crazy...

Insane-y

Crash Bandicoot Show...

No! To Breakfast
Crash: Mom's got me,

To go and eat!

Coco: Mom's got me,

To go and eat!

Crash and Coco: She tells me to sit down,

It'll be ready soon...

Crash: I ain't buying that...

Coco: So I flip the table and I break my glass of OJ!

Crash: I know it isn't okay but today...

I'm not feelin' it...

Crash and Coco: No! To Breakfast

I'll have a snack today...

Chips, Crackers and Cookies

Fill me up quite decently!

No! To Breakfast

Crash: It's quite the same...

Crash and Coco: Can we not have eggs and Bacon

I'm feelin' like some cereal today...

Can we not have eggs and Bacon

I'm feelin' like some cereal today...

Sarcasm
Crash: I don't get why you're talking to me like that...

You don't sound positive at all...

You sound like you're not pleased,

almost like you've lost it all...

You begin the sentence with "Oh"

Like you already know.

We're gonna believe it...

You're too sarcastic!

And I ain't buying it!

Sarcasm is like a curse...

But things don't turn out worse...

Unless your bubbles really burst

'cause you've been sarcastic a million times...

Do you have to alter your voice when you speak?

It's like your vocal chords go in-between

It's Sarcasm...

It's Sarcasm,

Maybe you've got it all wrong!

(Sarcasm, Sarcasm!)

Stop!

We Ain't buying it!

Rollin' N.Gins!
N.Gin: Put your freaky hands together for...

The N.Gins aka the band you love!

We've sold so many albums in 1 year!

No I ain't lyin' one bit.

Isn't it funny how

Those Bandicoots make our world upside down...

They'll fail, oh they'll fail...

Crash and his sister are no fun

They think we're smelly and dumb

We're better, superior...

We are the Rollin' N.Gins...

We put our hearts to making music

and we crush them...

Like how the N.Sane Crew crushed our hearts

We are the Rollin' N.Gins...

We put soul into our songs,

while the N.Sane crew sing about not eating breakfast

We're singing about ourselves...

Comeback Song
Crash: We're more than the Band

Who refuses to eat their breakfast,

Ska is our thing!

We're the Kings and Queens of it,

We make everybody happy when we sing!

Coco: We know how to dance,

We know how to sing!

Do you think screaming's like singing?

You screech real loud

you make the world turn round

and I mean that in a bad way!

Crash and Coco: This is our Comeback song,

The one you want to sing along!

Which you're free, to do now!

It's the chorus everybody sing along now!

Whenever, wherever we find our moment

It's written like a melody...

Do Re Mi!

Crash: We know how to dance,

We know how to sing!

You can't do anything!

We're so upbeat

You're not to treat

us this way!

Crash and Coco: This is our Comeback song,

The one you want to sing along!

Which you're free, to do now!

It's the chorus everybody sing along now!

Whenever, wherever we find our moment

It's written like a melody...

Do Re Mi!

The Slop N' Stuf Jingle
Crash and Coco: Do you want to eat,

where there's good treats,

then you've come to the place!

Do you want to eat,

where there's good treats,

Come to Slop N' Stuff!

Crash: Nachos and Dips and a Wumpa Pie!

Burgers appealing to a Bandicoot's eyes!

Coco: Milkshakes that are good!

Fries never so cold!

and the trademark sloppy jeff!

Crash: You can guarantee,

Everything's yummy

when you dine here!

You can see the N.Sane Crew

comin' here

to have some bites

(Have some bites)

Coco: Of Slop N' Stuf!

Crash and Coco: Do you want to eat,

where there's good treats,

then you've come to the place!

Do you want to eat,

where there's good treats,

Come to Slop N' Stuff!

Come to Slop N' Stuff!

Worldwide Girl
Coco: I'm Pretty! I'm Smart

I'm very silly!

And I love being worldwide,

I'm Cute, I'm Cool!

Some say I'm trendy

And I love being worldwide!

I love travelling across the world

Lookin' at all the sites

from our city to Bejing!

There's something for everybody!

I like to take pictures of Animals

And I love to do some for myself!

From the good times, to the bad ones!

It's my life I decide where I wanna go...

So...Oh!!

Hello, Worldwide girl!

Anybody seen the Worldwide girl?

Who has the laptop?

Who has green eyes

and who has a hair in a ponytail?

It's the one,

It's the only

Worldwide girl...

Clap your Hands!

Your wish is my command!

Worldwide girl...

Kawaii Overload
Crash: In Japan,

They love cute things

from animals to anime!

And we have a fan

Fresh from Japan

Her name begins with an M and ends with an I

Megumi!

We're big in Japan

Everyone's a fan!

Of the N.Sane Crew!

We're big in Japan

Everyone's a fan!

Just like here too...

Kawaii Overload!

We're big in Japan

Everyone's a fan!

Of the N.Sane Crew!

We're big in Japan

Everyone's a fan!

Just like here too...

Just like here too...

Kawaii Overload...

I Don't wanna do the things you do...
Crash: Just because we are Bro and Sis

Doesn't mean we have to be the same...

Coco: You have brown hair, I have blonde hair

and you rock some sunglasses!

Crash: You wear a headband, and ripped overalls!

And you always Carry a pink laptop!

Crash and Coco: We're both silly, We're both Cool!

Coco: But I'm Cooler...

Crash: No way don't rain on my parade

I don't wanna do the things you do...

Coco: I Don't care what they say,

I you ain't wearing that, wear this instead!

Crash and Coco: Although we may argue,

Although we may fight,

it doesn't mean our friendship isn't right!

'Cause we're best friends and siblings forever!

We share the same room!

We share the same apartment

We even share an Oven!

We share the same tastes

We share the same tunes

So what if there's a difference

It doesn't matter!

Whatever life's go on now!
Coco: I know everyone's scared of the news

But it can't it won't last very long!

Don't worry, don't be scared!

They say this, they say that!

It's okay to be scared sometimes

Just face it, Embrace it!

And I know, I know, I'm kinda smart!

I know, I know, It'll be over soon,

Whatever life's go on now!

They'll report, they'll help I'm sure...

It's okay to ask someone

to watch it with you!

They'll understand,

They'll know what's going on!

What's this, What's that?

Oh they'll point it out!

Whatever life's go on now!

They'll report, they'll help I'm sure...

Whatever life's go on now!

It's Okay...

Your heart says...
Crash: I was in high school when I met (He met)

A bandicoot with Lucious blonde hair,

Who was taller than me yeah...

She'd change her looks everyday

So everyday was a new her,

She's oh so sweet,

than honey could ever be...

Now we're in a band and I know

she doesn't sing that much,

But she's good at the instruments...

We're part of a team,

going on adventures everyday yeah...

I love it, as much as I love her so...

Your heart says no,

But you wanna say yes

when you propose to her

someday...

Your heart says yes,

But you wanna say no

When you agree to disagree baby!

And I've been there before so,

Your heart says, Your heart says

So...

Trapped in (So What?)
Coco: Don't be bummed when

You're trapped under the snow during a snow day!

You can't go to school, you can't go to work

during a snow day!

Crash: We can cook something neat,

we can play some games

whether board or video!

We can make our own show!

We can watch our favourite show

On a snow day!

Crash and Coco: We can make a new song

and it won't take long

do you wanna join in?

The fun never stops?

We'll produce some new bops!

On a snow day...

It's fun!

It's sweet!

We'd get to do whatever we like inside!

We can't play ball!

But we can do all the things

we can do inside!

We can make some hot chocolate!

with some oats with cinnamon!

Everyone tuck in!

We can do what we please

cause there's me, you and you and you!

On a snow day...

On a snow day!

Yeah!

So...What if we don't want...
Crash and Coco: We don't wanna break our hopes

By smashing them with a hammer so big...

Crash: Tears run down our eyes

as we look for a good memory...

To help us shine through...

Coco: I don't wanna fight, these tears on the outside

I Believe they hold good memories...

Turn them into stars

to light the sky

as one holds a lighter so high!

Crash and Coco: Don't you cry, Don't you wail!

Even if we got no tail!

We've got a wish tonight...

Don't you cry, Don't you wail!

I know you can't control those feelings sometimes...

It'll be, be okay...

Baby...

So...What if we don't want...

To stick with the bad...

Wipe those tears and smile for us,

Brightly embrace those tears and accept

that times will be bad but

it doesn't mean the world turned

upside down,

Don't frown, don't cry just

please, be happy...

We're so scared

but that'll change,

Like a silent word lost to time...

Wipe those tears and smile for us...