The Hyper Amy Movie/Transcript

(Intro plays after 1 minute footage of the HAS games)

(Amy wakes up)

(Goes downstairs)

King Caro: Amy, i thought you'd, you know, like a bit of variety in your cereal. So, check out the cereal cabinet and you'll find what cereals i got you.

Amy: Thank you Caro, finally some nice cereal.

King Caro: What?

Amy: I meant that this is less boring.

King Caro: .......ok?

Amy: Also, where's the key?

King Caro: In the basement.

(King Caro kicks Amy in the basement)

Amy: OPEN THE DOOR!

King Caro: NO!

Amy: WE WILL HAVE GREEN COOKIES IF YOU DO!

King Caro: Fine.

Amy: (talking to self) That was easy.

(Coline crashes in)

Amy: What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...

Coline: A dragon, killing a bunch of defenseless citizens.

Amy: Apd?

Coline: That's his name?

Amy: You expect him to have no name?

Coline: I'm just saying i didn't know his name.

Amy: We need to save the cities before it's too late!

Coline: I agree, but I don't know where to start.

Coline: Besides, i used to work for him.

Amy: WHAT!?

Coline: I don't like to talk about it.

Amy: Fine.

Coline: Geez, Amy! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most destructive dragon in the universe!

 Amy: You can say that again.

Coline: Geez, Amy! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most destructive dragon in the universe!

Amy: COLINE!

Coline: Oh, sorry.

Amy: I'm going to need swords, lots of swords.

Coline: You sure? I'm pretty sure we only need 2.

Amy: Coline, i swear, i'll make you go home right now and not be a part of this.

Coline: UGHHHH......

Coline: Look! An amusement park!

Amy: I'm getting one step further to my promise.

(Coline starts crying)

Amy: Come on, Coline. If you finish this, i'll promise you ice cream.

Coline: Ok.

(Amy and Coline start walking around to find swords)

Amy: I think i left my swords....... here!

Coline: Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly swords.

Amy: You know nothing Coline. Fun fact.

(Coline starts looking around and sees Apd with Amy's swords)

Coline: Crikey, Amy, he's got your swords.

Amy: Tell me something I don't already know!

Coline: The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.

Aimee: I KNOW THAT ALREADY!

Coline: Well then.

Coline: I pick my nose and eat it.

Apd: DUDE!

(While Apd is looking at Coline with disgust, Amy lunges forward and grabs her swords. He wields them, triumphantly.)

Amy: Prepare to die, you destructive potato!

Apd: No please! All I did was kill a bunch of citizens!

(King Caro comes out of the door, looking at Amy and Coline as they fight.)

Amy: I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those citizens were defenseless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Aimee "Amy" Marteau, defender of innocent citizens.

Apd: Don't hurt me! Please!

Amy: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these swords on you right away!

Apd: Because Aimee, I am your father.

Amy: No you're not! You're a DRAGON, remember?

Apd: Ah well, it had to be worth a try.

Apd: And i have a trick up my sleeve.

(Apd flies away)