Phelan Morkel/Quotes

"I was a member of both Camp Fire USA and the Boy Scouts as a child. While the Boy Scouts are all woodsy and teach you to tie a knot in a infinite number of ways, Camp Fire USA is more or less a shadow of it's former self... the Camp Fire Girls."

- 2004 interview for The Baltimore Sun

"I can't "pull-no-punches" since I failed the Presidential Fitness Test at least 5 times."

- 2004 interview for The Baltimore Sun

"Q: If you'd want to meet any historical figure, which would it be? Phelan Morkel: Maybe 's parents, and convince them not to have kids."

- 2020 Reddit AMA

"Robot Chicken once again proves that the First Amendment and fair use laws were a mistake. Then again, once (semi-jokingly) told me that Robot Chicken only gets renewed because it's Adult Swim's go-to show for filling in time on the schedule while waiting to replace a freshly cancelled show."

- Twitter post, August 16, 2019

"Q: Where have you been these past 4 days? Phelan Morkel: God damn it, I have a life outside of drawing my characters!"

- DeviantArt comment reply, October 22, 2019