Fictional Midnight Screenings episodes/Retro: Dongwa's Movie!

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 * Brad: Yeah.
 * Dave: Wow, this was... interesting.
 * Laura: This was surprisingly good for a kids flick from the early 2000's based off a one-season PBS Kids show made in Canada.
 * Brian: Yeah, I never knew I'd see this movie back in the theaters!
 * Dave: And I'm the only one who's seen this once before!
 * Brad: Yeah, and I saw Sagwa: The Movie and Whodunnit? when they got released in theaters.
 * Dave: I saw this when it first came out. I remember that the short they played before it was a short about this Lebanese refugee girl who moved to Canada. At one point, she nearly had a potty failure due to not knowing what a bathroom was called and not speaking much English, and the kids laughed at it! They laughed at a f***ing war refugee! Poor girl!
 * Laura: And I'm surprised we all managed to fit in this car.
 * (light goes out in the car, Dave opens and shuts the door to reset the timer)
 * Dave: She was also scared of Halloween because it reminded her of the war she fled Lebanon because of, then she learnt English and was no longer scared because token black woman #45 helped her, then she was happy.
 * Brad: (in the Cinema Snob's voice) Man, comedians have been getting lazy with their versions of the Aristocrats joke.