Fictional Bum Reviews/God's Not Dead

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 * Announcer: And now it's time for Bum Reviews... with Chester A. Bum. Tonight's review... God's Not Dead.
 * Chester: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
 * Chester: God's not dead, he's surely-SPOILERS!
 * Chester: There's this Christian college student, named Josh Wheaton, who enrolls in a philosophy class taught by Professor Jeffrey Radisson! That's right, someone named their kid after a hotel chain!
 * Chester: So Professor Jeffrey is an atheist, and decides to force his students to renounce their religion by singing and passing around a declaration that "God is dead". I was forced to renounce my religion once! I attended the Global Atheist Convention cosplaying as Pegasus Seiya because I thought it was a comic con.
 * Chester: And Josh is like:
 * Chester *imitating Josh* I won't sign the paper!
 * Chester: So the professor challenges Josh to a Christian vs. Atheist debate!
 * Chester: There's also this Chinese kid called Martin, who is not allowed to be a Christian by his dad! And his dad speaks only in Chinese! Just like that old PBS show, Sagwa the Chinese Siamese Cat! Boy that was pure furry bait.
 * Chester: And there's this leftist blogger called Amy, who's girlfriend is this atheist called Mark, and she interviews the Duck Dynasty gang! And Amy's like:
 * Chester (imitating Amy): Are you religious?
 * Chester (imitating Willie Robertson): Yep.
 * Chester (imitating Amy): YOU ARE EVIL!!!