Weird Messages To Our Voicemail/Microsoft Tech "Support"

Transcript

 * (Andrew Willy's Answering Machine) Thursday, 12:30 PM.
 * (SCAM #1 - "Sorry No Refunds")
 * "My name is Kathy Jackson. I am calling you from Microsoft's Refund Department. Please do not hang up, you have paid for your computer technical support few months ago. wWe are calling to refund your money as the company has been ordered to close down. Please call our toll free number 888-[CENSORED] to get your refund repeating again 888-[CENSORED]. Thank you."
 * (Andrew Willy's Answering Machine) Friday, 1:00 PM.
 * (SCAM #2 - "I Am Error")
 * "This is an emergency call to notify you that subscription of your computers Microsoft Windows has expired today so Microsoft Corp has stopped all the services in your computer. To renew the Microsoft subscription please call 855-[CENSORED]. I repeat this is an emergency call to notify you that subscription of your computer's Microsoft Windows has expired today so Microsoft Corporation has stopped all the services in your computer to renew the Microsoft subscription please call 855-[CENSORED]. I will repeat 855-[CENSORED]."
 * (Andrew Willy's Answering Machine) Wednesday, 3:22 PM.
 * (SCAM #3 - "The Key")
 * "-ou that the license key of your Microsoft Windows is expired and all Microsoft Services has been stopped on your computer, to renew the license key please call toll free 1-800-[CENSORED]."
 * (Andrew Willy's Answering Machine) Monday, 1:50 PM.
 * (BONUS SCAM - "Ew...")
 * "-spoken in a while and I've been missing you. Have you been missing me? Missing-(LONG CENSORED SOUND). Just say yes baby. Just press one now and tell me what you want me to do. If you wish to opt out from any further promotions press two."
 * (Andrew Willy's Answering Machine) Saturday, 2:23 PM.
 * (Music: "Ride the Machine" by The Mighty RAW) Spoiler Alert: Andrew pressed one next time they called, and this happened...
 * (Operator) Hello baby. I've been waiting for you. So what's your name, honey? What's your fantasy...
 * (Andrew Willy) My name is Andrew Willy Bruggmann. And my fantasy is YOU NOT CALLING ME, I AM ON THE DO NOT CALL LIST FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
 * (Operator) *hangs up*
 * (Music: "Ride the Machine" by The Mighty RAW) Spoiler Alert 2: Electric Boogaloo: They called again. Andrew pressed two faster than a European polecat after drinking a swimming pool full of Kickapoo Joy Juice.

Trivia

 * Microsoft retweeted the video shortly after it was published, as they are after the "Microsoft refund" scammers.