Eito Carwardine/Twitter Posts

March 8, 2019

 * "Make sure to buy your Simpsons Season 3 DVDs fast!"

June 26, 2020

 * "From now on, Mario will be voiced by a turtle murderer. Oh wait a second..."

April 14, 2021

 * "From now on, Carwardine Colony will only sell steamed hams. It's an Albany expression!"

December 18, 2021

 * "Sad news for all Disney fans, Anna's voice actress for the Japanese dub of Frozen, Sayaka Kanda, has tragically passed away."

December 30, 2021

 * "We all know the incident that happened at Six Flags Mexico, as a person of the gay community myself, I can confidentially say that Carwardine was and will always be superior."

March 18, 2022

 * "Well, as a person who's 1/3rd Native American myself, the recent performance at Walt Disney World is a pretty big embarrassment, I mean, honestly, the entire concept is sketchy itself, so you can't just judge it solely by one audition tape."

April 6, 2022

 * "The most surprising thing about the recent Disney protest is the mere fact Burbank is a mainly Democratic town in a state ran by Democratic governor Gavin Newsom."

April 27, 2022

 * "Jimmy Neutron's hair (makes as much sense in context) making a cameo appearance in the Rescue Rangers trailer makes me want to ask Wayne to dust off the old costume and make Jimmy walkaround the Colony once again."

April 30, 2022

 * "Our cartoons were never something you can watch without having to worry... Not even in our Floridian parks."