Damnen

Damnen is a land-locked territory in the upper section of Ecken. It is home to three million people. The state has beautiful geography ranging from Mount Fitosis to Bend Canyon.

Prehistoric times
Around 3000 B.C., five humans got lost at sea. They drank seawater from a wooden contraption that removed salt until they reached an island what is now called Ecken. They walked to find Egypt, but they landed in Damnen instead. Damnen was south of a territory that had a coast. By about 2700 B.C., there were 12 generations living here. The dead were buried in a cemetery spot (KZ38) below Bend Canyon.

1500s colonization
In December 1501, there was a shipwreck and the men on the boat found Ecken a few days later. Due to previous exploration, there were hundreds of humans already. By then, the men were starving. The men tried to teach the children and adults how to write, but they wrote in hieroglyphics. The men realized this was a scientific opportunity and taught them to write in Early Modern English. In early 1503, they were finished and they were taken to the men's country. However, the men died because they drnak seawater, and they sent messages in bottles in Early Modern English. It drifted in the ocean until 1510, when someone curiously found it and managed to rescue them. The rescuer was a friend of those men and got all of the hieroglyphics. In 1514, the Egyptian pyramids were decoded using those children.

In 1532, Damnen was rediscovered by someone sending a message in a bottle. The message in a bottle was used to study hydrostatics, a branch of fluid mechanics, which in turn was a branch of physics. Damnen was claimed by the Asians and United States, though they engaged in a war and there were 1 million casualties. Pereant became settled due to the sun hitting the trees and providing warm sunlight to the houses. A 19 year old man named Tut wrote in his diary (March 17, 1533, Volume 45): "These children adore my ancient alabaster jars. I hath gotten them from an Asian soldier who had hurt his Leg badly.". In late 1533, explorers from Pereant stumbled to a forest and discovered more people were there. They got clay souvenirs and Pereant was amazed by the beautiful artwork in the souvenirs that an urban legend says that they gazed upon it forever until their death. In August 1534, Brazilians explored the country and Damnen went from about fifty thousand people to seventy thousand people.

About 70 years later, William Shakespeare went to Damnen and performed his play "Henry VI, Part 3" there. Tut said in volume 542 in his diary: "William Shakespere (sic) Performed at Damnen today. His Play was Henry VI, Part 3. I loved his Performance of the Play. And yet methinks your Grace hath not done well. From Tut." The "And yet methinks your Grace hath not done well" was a quote from William Shakespeare. Damnen was very good, despite the fact that it was a territory on the Asian and El Kadsreian island of Ecken.

El Kadsre took over Damnen a few days before that, and it was considered an El Kadsreian island until 3 days after William Shakespeare's performance. Tut wrote in volume 543, page 2, of his diary: "Methinks that El Kadsre has Declared that Ecken is not part of them anymore. Grace hath done well, contradicting what I hath said in the Last Volume, Volume 543.".

Tut dies
Tut was an important figure for all of Damnen's schools, since Tut had a lot of diaries from 1527-1603. On December 29, 1602, 3 days before his death when a New Year's firework landed in his mouth, he wrote in volume 571, page 168: "Methinks that New Year's is coming. Oh, New Year! 1603 is the Year when I will turn 89! I will turn 89 on January 3rd. Yay! -- from Tut, December 29th, 1602". He wrote his last entry on January 1, 1603 at Volume 572, page 10-23, and he described how cheerful it was. The diary was interrupted by the firework at Volume 572, page 23 (V572P23): "A firework came bouncing at me during the choir. The Lawes of Damnen did not allow us to move during this, and the firework landed in my mouth before it exploded...NO! I'M DYING!". Tut's diary abruptly ended. The next day, Tut's 3 grown-up children (Richard, Philip, Anne) and wife (Agnes) wanted to make diaries.

Their diaries started on January 3, 1603, at Volume 572, page 24. Richard said: "Today I read my father Tut's will. Hath we not read his will, I would hath not known that, in his will, he bequeath'd ownership of our House to me. It has been two days since Tut's death. I am Richard, Tut's eldest son. We walk'd around the Gardens of the House and I look'd at the Petunias, but my mother, Agnes, kept us walking. We saw poore men living near our House but dismiss'd it.". Phillip, Anne, and Agnes had similar descriptions too. Their first diary entries ended at Volume 572, page 61.

Early 1600s
On January 2, 1603, Feindbéis Aagot Machensson, Tut's enemy, got revenge on him by making himself a legal entity ("LegalEntity(Feindbéis)" in Damnen's History in Code (DHIC)) and declaring the Damnen Purchase ("appendChild(Damnen)" and "var purchase=1" in DHIC) upon Damnen. Ecken's other territories rushed to save them, but they were too late.

The Chat Message
On June 19, 1999, there was a message in a chat: "The thing the water never flows, is the guard and the first. The end is end, and the end is what it is. Minus the end of end, but the start of end is three, then two. That is where I live. They fought against our Perūn, When petunias began to bloom, On the fourth of February, the switch; It was made by an avast witch. The placing of the 190 began in tens; It became more and more dense. The year was hidden; You'll notice if you're bed-ridden. Are you clever If you are, The solution is in my car One extra letter I forgot to put in, Don't come around and be looting, Sometime you will be tooting It's near the archipelago. That is where I live, Once the insane country, invasive. The first part rhymes, The second part times, The third part is a crime, The fourth part is our limes, The fifth part is our dimes, The sixth part is our pastimes. Lamcloxtelc, Koindoo, Damnen."