Perūn/Transcript of Perūna 1 (Colonization)

This is a transcript of the Perūna 1 mission and colonization.

Start (starts at T-10 seconds on 9:59 pm January 28, 2784)

 * 1) At T-00:10 seconds (9:59 pm) by the Countdown Guy: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
 * 2) (A rocket is seen. The rocket looks very advanced, as if from the future. This is the future, and the year is 2784.)
 * 3) At T-+00:00 seconds (exactly 10:00 pm) by Sehnathiek: Deubeone! (translated as "Goodbye!")
 * 4) At 10:00:07, a crowd around Sehnathiek's rocket says: Deubeone! (translated as "Goodbye!")
 * 5) At 10:01:00, an AI voice in the rocket says: Perūn destīnou bene ūnsemi. (Perūn is our destination.)
 * 10:01:38 - (Space is seen. There is what looks like a dark red-orange star, but it is actually Mars. A smaller one, about bluish-brown, is Perūn.)
 * 10:01:45 - Sehnathiek: Mei retino spati! (I see space!)
 * 10:01:47 - (Sehnathiek is seen getting something from a fridge. He comes back to the camera and pushes a button on the rocket's computer.)
 * 10:01:57 - Deubeone! Mei'm disconnecto! (Goodbye! I'm going to disconnect!)
 * 10:02:27 - (There is static and silence. The video stops.)

Landing in Perūn (6:38 am at July 22, 2784)

 * 06:37:27 - (There is static, but then Perūn's bluish brown atmosphere is seen. The camera turns right to Sehnathiek. He smiles at the camera and the text "Sehnathiek's Vlog from Perūn" fades in. It fades out after a few seconds. Sehnathiek gets closer to the camera and waves.)
 * 06:37:49 - Sehnathiek (greeting the people watching the video): Hehi! (Hello there!)
 * 06:38:01 - Mei'm abutan lendato Perūn. (I am about to land on Perūn.)
 * 06:38:03 - (Text flashes on the screen. It states that Sehnathiek is learning the language he is speaking now and his first language is English. He will speak that after the text.)
 * 06:38:19 - Sehnathiek: I am landing in Perūn.
 * 06:38:29 - (Sand is seen. The spaceship stops and Sehnathiek opens the door. Some text appears and it says that this is his last sentence in that language.)
 * 06:38:41 - Sehnathiek: Perūnorifo lā ūnou Homo sapiens aiphōrūn! Mēi'm cambi super! (translated as "I am the first human on Perūn! I am so happy about it!")
 * 06:39:00 - (Sehnathiek shivers, but manages to walk. He digs a hole with his feet, and slips and discovers that there is an ice lake. He notices the remains of a satellite nearby named "Cambi".)
 * 06:39:11 - Sehnathiek: Cambi. That's a weird name for a satellite.
 * 06:39:16 - (Sehnathiek plays his radio. He gets a rock and gets back into his spaceship. The spaceship flies over the bluish-brown land.)
 * 06:39:31 - Sehnathiek (chuckling): I've got my house here. It's 6 am in the morning, and time passes very fast on Earth. So, probably my friends will be old when I return.
 * 06:39:57 - (Mission Control appears on a screen)
 * 06:40:02 - Mission Control: Hello there. We see you on your vlog. It has great quality. We'll see you until you return to our planet, Earth.
 * 06:40:17 - Sehnathiek: Okay. It's a little cold.
 * 06:40:21 - Mission Control: We know. Your camera was shaking, so we assumed you were shivering.
 * 06:40:29 - Sehnathiek: I feel lonely. Can you send some more people? The only people I get to talk to are you, and I have prepared several rooms for them. Send ones I know. Okay?
 * 06:40:51 - Mission Control: We knew you'd say that. We have your relatives, your friends (even your best friend), pets and possessions launched a few days after. We'll show you.
 * 06:41:07 - (The vlog becomes small and another vlog appears. This time, the other vlog has a lot of people. We will call Sehnathiek's vlog Vlog 1, and we will call the other vlog Vlog 2 until they settle in Sehnathiek's spaceship, where Vlog 1 is being broadcasted. A picture of John Pickle is shown on Vlog 2. Then, Vlog 2 turns down into Perūn. Perūn's bluish-brown atmosphere gets closer and closer.)
 * 06:41:27 - People in Vlog 2: Hello!
 * 06:41:29 - Sehnathiek in Vlog 1: Hello!
 * 06:41:31 - People in Vlog 2: Sehnathiek, have you landed on Perūn yet? We haven't.
 * 06:41:38 - Sehnathiek in Vlog 1: I have. It's on my website, sehnathieksperunvlog.com.
 * 06:41:42 - (The people in Vlog 2 are seen typing as they search for Sehnathiek's website. Vlog 2 now shows the Google website. The Google website still looks the same as about 700 years before.)
 * 06:41:47 - Google Search in Vlog 2: sehnathieksperunvlog.com
 * 06:41:48 - Sehnathiek in Vlog 1 (excited): Okay...
 * 06:41:49 - Google Search in Vlog 2: Got about 41,783,450,000 results in 0.62 seconds. sehnathieksperunvlog.com - See my vlog in Perūn! I am excited to be the first human ever who has been on this planet! They picked me randomly. Check my...
 * 06:41:51 - (Vlog 2 now shows Sehnathiek's website. It contains YouTube videos of Sehnathiek's vlog in Perūn. They play one.)
 * 06:41:53 - Sehnathiek in Vlog 2 (in the YouTube video/Perūn vlog): Perūnorifo lā ūnou Homo sapiens aiphōrūn! Mēi'm cambi super! (See the translation earlier in this section.)
 * 06:42:12 - (The people in Vlog 2 applaud.)
 * 06:42:17 - People in Vlog 2: We are approaching closer and closer. We are a few meters over the atmosphere.
 * 06:42:19 - (The Vlog 2 spaceship goes through the atmosphere and approaches the spaceship. Sehnathiek turns the camera up and the Vlog 2 spaceship is seen going down. It is getting closer and closer the Sehnathiek's spaceship.)
 * 06:42:29 - People in Vlog 2: We're finally on Perūn! Yay!
 * 06:42:35 - (Vlog 2 becomes static and silence. Vlog 1 becomes bigger as the unused Vlog 2 spaceship closes and they move in to Sehnathiek's spaceship.)
 * 06:42:41 - Sehnathiek: Hello there!
 * 06:42:43 - (The unused Vlog 2 spaceship (UV2 spaceship) flies off to Earth. Vlog 1 changes to the UV2's view, showing it diving up from the bluish-brown dugatosuro (which means atmosphere) and heading toward Earth. The spaceship's camera turns and shows a sample of sand that it had took. It heads toward Mars, for which it will stop and televise live.)
 * 06:43:31 - Relatives and friends (noticing the sky about to turn a shade dark): Doare, blos-cleu dugatosuro! Somni sopaczi! (The bluish-brown sky is dark! It's almost time to sleep!)
 * 06:43:41 - (The sky quickly turns black in 15 seconds. The spaceship suddenly starts to move and play some music. It quietly collects samples of sand and mycelium. Sehnathiek's vlog fades to black and shows the credits of those who helped edit the episode.)

Credits

 * 06:44:29 - Sehnathiek Pickle, filmer, subject to fame and popularity after randomness had chosen him to participate in this experimental vlog. Sohneoxathi Pickle, brother of Sehnathiek. Surylaure Pickle, the grullo horse that Sehnathiek has. Racer Pickle, Sehnathiek's uncle's friend's wife's son's friend who is often shown as a racer who is a pickle-human, a rare type of skin mutation where the human's skin resembles a pickle. Wordle 2784, the version of Wordle that is new and contains new words. The newest words of Wordle 2784 is: SLOOP OMIAI SCALA. Litvasulig Š. Jarlsberg (pronounced YARLZ-berg) was involved in this.
 * 06:45:14 - (The end.)

July 22, 2784 at 11:57 pm
(Fawt Guy)Guy: Hello, Perūn is our favorite planet. This is a very interesting and informative chat. You're a real spit fire and that's exactly what we like on this site!
 * 1) (The vlog starts with Sehnathiek watching an episode of The Angry Stepper.)
 * 11:57:39 - Sehnathiek: Mūrte kalle alternado kyrka trono cambi, branūi groop. Adherento ūsasūbil clūnnūb mevepurg. Ah, mūrte beūcit super. Tera Planera et Rūid Planūid forkūtten, et rūelos Perūn. (The sky has stars; they twinkle a lot. They stick to twinkling, and it is their job. Ah, the sky is super beautiful. Earth and Mars will be forgotten, and Perūn will rule!)
 * 11:58:10 - The Angry Stepper (dubbed from the original in English): Enū qui! Mei'm Ankorū Saudo! Mei sauda super, et mei ankorūcit sãpiūnum Tera! Hajaha! (A squish victim! I'm Angry Stepper! I will step on you painfully, and I am the angriest person on Earth! Hahaha!)
 * 11:58:21 - Squish Victim (in the Angry Stepper show): Jiū? Mei'm super...pūazanz! Super cigidumific cigidum mei super-pūazanzo! Hajahajajahahajojojoho! (Oh yeah? I have super...POWERS!!!! I have super terrific strength as my superpower! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!)
 * 11:58:37 - Sehnathiek: Pro memoria.
 * 11:58:37 - Funniest and Weirdest Thought G