The Worm Eaters (1980 Golden Nugget Studios re-release version)/Trailer transcripts

Transcript

 * (MPAA Green R rating screen)
 * (Golden Nugget Studios present logo)
 * (the text "the most disgusting motion picture that we ever saw - Everyone" appears)
 * Announcer: This is the movie that everyone calls it, "the most disgusting motion picture that we ever saw".
 * (Cuts to two seconds of close up shot of worms was eaten by the human's mouth)
 * (cuts to black)
 * Announcer: The film that so disgusting, that make you throw up right out of your mouth.
 * (Cuts to another two seconds of close up shot of worms was eaten by the human's mouth)
 * (Cut to children's drawing of worms on the sunny day)
 * Announcer: And the name of this movie was called, The Worm Eaters.
 * (the text "The Worm Eaters" appears)
 * (You'll End Up Eating Worms music plays)
 * (12 seconds of close up shots of worms was eaten by the human's mouth)
 * Random Woman: Oh, What did we have here?
 * (Cuts to worms in the random woman's pot)
 * Random Woman: (screams), mother!
 * (Cuts to footage of Herman Umgar talking to the worms)
 * Announcer: That's right folks, They're back, with re-edited version of The Worm Eaters.
 * (Cuts to footage of Ursula cutting the cake and grabbing worms out the her cake)
 * (Cuts to footage of Herman Umgar saw something)
 * Ursula: Look daddy, is a surprise.
 * (Cuts to footage of Ursula holding chunks of the cake with worms on it)
 * Ursula: There gooey.
 * (Cuts to footage of Herman Umgar leaves)
 * (Cuts to footage of People fighting)
 * (Cuts to footage of Black woman chasing Herman Umgar)
 * Announcer: Golden Nugget Studios presents, the most disgusting motion picture was now released for second time.
 * (Cuts to footage of Max in the courtroom)
 * Max: We need something that will attract hundreds of girls, no, no, not hundreds of girls, thousands of girls. Not that I need any more girls.
 * (Cuts to footage of Herman Umgar forced to eat worms)
 * Announcer: Starring Herb Robins, an actor who been acting since 1964.
 * (Cuts to footage of Herman Umgar told anyone)
 * Herman Umgar: No hot dogs.
 * (Cuts to footage of Herman Umgar is about to hit the truck)
 * Announcer: This is the movie that everyone calls it, "the most disgusting motion picture that we ever saw".
 * (Cuts to picture of The Worm Eaters title card as truck crash sound plays)
 * Announcer: Ted V. Mikels' The Worm Eaters, Coming soon from Golden Nugget Studios.
 * (Cuts to the text "No worms were harmed in the making of this movie.")
 * Announcer: And remember, No worms were harmed in the making of this movie.
 * (Fades out as the music ends)
 * (Cuts to Visit Golden Lasso Theme Park Bumper with weird sound effects in the background)
 * (Fades out)