Hail to the Beef

 is the second studio album of the American dance-punk band Screaming Yellow Players, released on March 12, 2001 by. It is the first Screaming Yellow Players album produced by, and the first of three to be co-produced by Helge Rehder and Lothar Eike Rösch.

Tracklist
All tracks written by Derek De Vriendt and Polaris Browne with the exception of track 8 originally written by Mark Mothersbaugh and Gerald Casale and track 9 written by De Vriendt, Gabriel Haim and Terry Scott Taylor.


 * 1) "667 ½" (lead vocals: Derek De Vriendt, Tommy Lionheart)
 * 2) "Hail to the Beef" (lead vocals: Derek De Vriendt, Polaris Browne; backing vocals: Samantha E. Aizer, Vinny Espinola, Tommy Lionheart, Gabriel Haim)
 * 3) "Alternative Cigarette" (lead vocals: Tommy Lionheart)
 * 4) "Watch Out, Look Out" (lead vocals: Derek De Vriendt, Polaris Browne)
 * 5) "Crazy Man Talking" (lead vocals: Derek De Vriendt)
 * 6) "The Chainsaw" (lead vocals: Derek De Vriendt)
 * 7) "Upside Down" (lead vocals: Polaris Browne)
 * 8) "Jerkin Back 'n Forth" (Devo cover) (lead vocals: Samantha E. Aizer; backing vocals: Vinny Espinola, Derek De Vriendt and Polaris Browne)
 * 9) "International Madman" (lead vocals: Gabriel Haim, Polaris Browne (one line); backing vocals: Vinny Espinola, Derek De Vriendt)
 * 10) "Get Me The Girls" (lead vocals: Vinny Espinola)
 * 11) "Dr. Electro" (lead vocals: Derek De Vriendt)