Trick or Trot/Transcript/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the upcoming Caleb! episode, "Trick or Trot".

Original Broadcast Version (Adult Swim)
(We fade to a curtain where Caleb, dressed as a killer tomato from Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, comes out.)

Caleb: (waves) Happy Halloween, everyone!

(Applause SFX)

Caleb: Yes yes, I'm a killer tomato. Now, as you all may already know, I am Caleb. Caleb O'Sullivan. And I would like to welcome you to my very first Halloween special, "Trick or Trot"!

(Audience cheering SFX)

Caleb: Presented by the very cartoony likes of executive producer, Steven Spielberg!

(Replay of audience cheering SFX)

Caleb: Thank you, thank you. Now I know what you're all thinking... "Oh Caleb, why is this episode called "Trick or Trot"?" Now, as some of you may know, we have two very special guests here tonight, and personally, I love the videos they're in. And now, before we start the show, I am here to present to you...Black Bear and Yellow Horse!

(Black Bear and Yellow Horse appear from the curtains during an audience clapping SFX.)

Yellow Horse: Hello. I'm Yellow Horse.

(Audience cheering and clapping SFX)

Black Bear: And I'm Black Bear. (cheers) Yay!

(Cricket sound)

Black Bear: Damn it! Damn it damn it damn it!

Caleb: (laughs) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, Black Bear! You're so funny when you get no credit at all!

(Audience laughing and clapping SFX)

Black Bear: (sad) Aww!

Caleb: Now everyone, right before we start, I just wanna tell you something special about tonight's subplot. That's right, we're giving a shout-out to the creators of Pororo. We just took...the plot from the episode, "Stomach Ache"...and turned it into a Terminator-like mess! How crazy is that!?

(Audience laughing SFX)

Caleb: I know, right?! Oh, and I also want to remind you that this is Halloween-themed, so it'll be a bit more gory, violent, and disturbing than the other episodes of my show. This also contains strong coarse language, if you know what I mean. But anyway, enough chitchat for now. Let's just get to the special already! (gets out a remote) Shall we, Adult Swimmers?

(Applause SFX as Caleb presses the power button on the remote to open up the curtains, revealing a Halloween-based intro)

More coming soon!

Original Broadcast Version (Netflix)
(We fade to a curtain where Caleb, dressed as a killer tomato from Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, comes out.)

Caleb: (waves) Happy Halloween, everyone!

(Applause SFX)

Caleb: Yes yes, I'm a killer tomato. Now, as you all may already know, I am Caleb. Caleb O'Sullivan. And I would like to welcome you to my very first Halloween special, "Trick or Trot"!

(Audience cheering SFX)

Caleb: Presented by the very cartoony likes of executive producer, Steven Spielberg!

(Replay of audience cheering SFX)

Caleb: Thank you, thank you. Now I know what you're all thinking... "Oh Caleb, why is this episode called "Trick or Trot"?" Now, as some of you may know, we have two very special guests here tonight, and personally, I love the videos they're in. And now, before we start the show, I am here to present to you...Black Bear and Yellow Horse!

(Black Bear and Yellow Horse appear from the curtains during an audience clapping SFX.)

Yellow Horse: Hello. I'm Yellow Horse.

(Audience cheering and clapping SFX)

Black Bear: And I'm Black Bear. (cheers) Yay!

(Cricket sound)

Black Bear: Damn it! Damn it damn it damn it!

Caleb: (laughs) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, Black Bear! You're so funny when you get no credit at all!

(Audience laughing and clapping SFX)

Black Bear: (sad) Aww!

Caleb: Now everyone, right before we start, I just wanna tell you something special about tonight's subplot. That's right, we're giving a shout-out to the creators of Pororo. We just took...the plot from the episode, "Stomach Ache"...and turned it into a Terminator-like mess! How crazy is that!?

(Audience laughing SFX)

Caleb: I know, right?! Oh, and I also want to remind you that this is Halloween-themed, so it'll be a bit more gory, violent, and disturbing than the other episodes of my show. This also contains strong coarse language, if you know what I mean. But anyway, enough chitchat for now. Let's just get to the special already! (gets out a remote) Shall we, Netflixers?

(Applause SFX as Caleb presses the power button on the remote to open up the curtains, revealing a Halloween-based intro)

More coming soon!

Grittier and Uncensored DVD Version
Coming soon!