Phelan Morkel/Quotes

"I was a member of both Camp Fire USA and the Boy Scouts as a child. While the Boy Scouts are all woodsy and teach you to tie a knot in a infinite number of ways, Camp Fire USA is more or less a shadow of it's former self... the Camp Fire Girls."

- 2004 interview for The Baltimore Sun

"I can't "pull-no-punches" since I failed the Presidential Fitness Test at least 5 times."

- 2004 interview for The Baltimore Sun

"Q: If you'd want to meet any historical figure, which would it be? Phelan Morkel: Maybe 's parents, and convince them not to have kids."

- 2020 Reddit AMA

"Q: Where have you been these past 4 days? Phelan Morkel: God damn it, I have a life outside of drawing my characters!"

- DeviantArt comment reply, October 22, 2019

"I can only imagine some loving father who was a edgy, snarky frat boy in the 90s deciding to watch I Love You, You Hate Me, seeing footage of one of his frat's "Barney Bashing" events, then catching a view of him burning a Barney doll, and being like "Ugh, this is why I'm glad my mom introduced me to this cool thing that was called anger management classes.""

- Twitter post, October 2022