The Worm Eaters (1980 Golden Nugget Studios re-release version)/Trailer transcripts

Trailer #1
(MPAA Green R rating screen)

(Golden Nugget Studios present logo)

(the text "the most disgusting motion picture that we ever saw - Everyone" appears)

Announcer: This is the movie that everyone calls it, "the most disgusting motion picture that we ever saw".

(Cuts to two seconds of close up shot of worms was eaten by the human's mouth)

(cuts to black)

Announcer: The film that so disgusting, that make you throw up right out of your mouth.

(Cuts to another two seconds of close up shot of worms was eaten by the human's mouth)

(Cut to children's drawing of worms on the sunny day)

Announcer: And the name of this movie was called, The Worm Eaters.

(the text "The Worm Eaters" appears)

(You'll End Up Eating Worms music plays)

(12 seconds of close up shots of worms was eaten by the human's mouth)

Random Woman: Oh, What did we have here?

(Cuts to worms in the random woman's pot)

Random Woman: (screams), mother!

(Cuts to footage of Herman Umgar talking to the worms)

Announcer: That's right folks, They're back, with re-edited version of The Worm Eaters.

(Cuts to footage of Ursula cutting the cake and grabbing worms out the her cake)

(Cuts to footage of Herman Umgar saw something)

Ursula: Look daddy, is a surprise.

(Cuts to footage of Ursula holding chunks of the cake with worms on it)

Ursula: There gooey.

(Cuts to footage of Herman Umgar leaves)

(Cuts to footage of People fighting)

(Cuts to footage of Black woman chasing Herman Umgar)

Announcer: Golden Nugget Studios presents, the most disgusting motion picture was now released for second time.

(Cuts to footage of Max in the courtroom)

Max: We need something that will attract hundreds of girls, no, no, not hundreds of girls, thousands of girls. Not that I need any more girls.

(Cuts to footage of Herman Umgar forced to eat worms)

Announcer: Starring Herb Robins, an actor who been acting since 1964.

(Cuts to footage of Herman Umgar told anyone)

Herman Umgar: No hot dogs.

(Cuts to footage of Herman Umgar is about to hit the truck)

Announcer: This is the movie that everyone calls it, "the most disgusting motion picture that we ever saw". (Cuts to picture of The Worm Eaters title card as truck crash sound plays)

Announcer: Ted V. Mikels' The Worm Eaters, Coming soon from Golden Nugget Studios.

(Cuts to the text "No worms were harmed in the making of this movie.")

Announcer: And remember, No worms were harmed in the making of this movie.

(Fades out as the music ends)

(Cuts to Visit Golden Lasso Theme Park Bumper with weird sound effects in the background)

(Fades out)