The Mrs Piggle Wiggle Show/Songs

Here's a list of all songs from the Mrs Piggle Wiggle show, including lyrics.

Theme Song (Miss Piggle Wiggle's got the cure for you)
Mrs Piggle Wiggle

Oh! Mrs Piggle Wiggle

She's got the Brains

Mrs Piggle Wiggle

Oh! Mrs Piggle Wiggle

She's never quite the same!

Every day, there's a problem

And if you're the one causing it.

She'll say "Well have I got a cure for you?"

and then...

The cure is awfully wacky, it'll make you say I'm sorry, and...

Mrs Piggle Wiggle

Oh! Mrs Piggle Wiggle

She lives in a house that's upside down

Mrs Piggle Wiggle

Oh! Mrs Piggle Wiggle

She'll blow away that frown...

Go! Mary and Kitty Go!
Miss Piggle Wiggle: Let's see who'll win

as fast as I sing!

I know they can do anything.

It's going to be a race!

for them to embrace

It's the chores Race!

Children: Go! Kitty and Mary Go!

Go! Kitty and Mary Go!

It's time for you to start the show!

Go! Kitty and Mary Go!

Miss Piggle Wiggle: Mary Lou hates doing the dishes

she thinks it's like taming jellyfishes

and for Kitty, she hates making beds

she feels like she's going to drop dead!

But I-I believe

that these two will be fun...

When I let em' race,

let them embrace

the boring things they don't want to do...

Children: Go! Kitty and Mary Go!

Go! Kitty and Mary Go!

It's time for you to start the show!

Go! Kitty and Mary Go!

Miss Piggle Wiggle: Let's see who'll win

Hmmph! and Nope and Ha!
Hubert: Hmmph and Nope and Ha!

are the only words you'll hear

when that little piggle wiggle tells me

to put away my Toyamagigs.

Hmmph and Nope and Ha!

I don't care what she says

I got all my toys I don't need anybody anyway!

I got my Soldiers, my astronauts too.

My heroes, my teddies

and my little dolly too

But it stupid how i know now

that i have to pick up my toys,

I had enough

"Yeah, well tough!"

Hmmph and Nope and Ha!

Hubert: (Speaking) Hmmph! I don't wanna pick up my toys, how'll I ever find them.

Wait, find them!!

Hubert: Hmmph and Nope and Ha!

I just realised something bizarre

I'll never ever find my toys if I mope like this'a!

Hmmph and Nope and Ha!

Maybe she's right!

I need to clean my room

get a broom

so, Yes, You're right and Yeah!

You are not...Oh yeah I am always
Molly: Why am I with a dumb bird?

A bird who only says what I'm saying

Penelope: Why am I with a dumb bird?

A bird who only says what I'm saying

Molly: Hey! Why are you talking? No bird can talk like that!

Penelope: Hey! Why are you talking? No child should talk like that!

Molly: Why am I with a dumb bird?

A bird who only says what I'm saying

Penelope: Why am I with a young child?

A child who doesn't care about rudeness

this is supposed to teach you a lesson

you're so rude to Mrs Piggle Wiggle

No child should talk like that!

His Property
Miss Piggle Wiggle: Hey everyone, I have an announcement to make,

Everything in this house is now Dick's *gasp*

The sugar coated windows, the upside down chair and the dinner table is now Dick's

Oh that makes you sick

that everything's now Dicks!

Even the things you owned before?

well not anymore!

Everything's now Dick's

even the TV, the Sink and the toilet.

The door handle and my box of cures!

everything is now His...

Radishes for Everyone
Mrs Piggle Wiggle: It's our garden,

Planted on a little girl

A little girl who doesn't want to take baths...

Radishes, upon Radishes

grown all over her from head to toe!

Lester: All covered in Mud and Dirt and Worms (Eww)

Wag: With Radishes grown all over her!

Lala: These go in Salads

Diana: and soup too!

Sheldon: A Cock a Doodle Doo!

Lillith: Haven't we got something for you!

Mrs Piggle Wiggle: We Got Radishes.

Planted on this little girl!

We Got Raddishes,

Radishes for everyone!!

Sleepless
Susan: I want to play ball, in the yard.

But it's so hard, because I'm half awake!

Bobby: I want to play, with all my friends

But I can't because I stayed up way too late!

Larry: Why oh Why? It's no lie!

Susan, Bobby and Larry: We all stayed up too late.

I want to go to bed,

Rest my head!

and wake up, in a year

Don't wanna cheer

Don't wanna shed a tear

All I wanna do is go to bed!

All I wanna do is go to bed!

Chef Piggle Wiggle Presents: The Tiniest Meal
Miss Piggle Wiggle: Cooking from the Kitchen!

Cooking from the Kitchen!

Very Small Meals, enough to eat in one go.

Small Eggs, Bacon and Pancakes!

And for lunch something very very delicious

Small PB&J with sliced bananas!

And for dinner, it comes so quicker!

Small Meatloaf, potatoes and mixed vegetables!

Any room for dessert, I won't leave you deserted with some

Small ice cream with chocolate sauce and sprinkles!

You don't need a big meal

You can eat it in one go!

You don't need a big meal

Just bite, bite bite and you won't feel ill!

Chef Piggle Wiggle Presents: The tiniest Meal.

Oh nanananana!
Holly: You cheated!

Joan: No I did not!

Holly: We were supposed to play a board game-

Mary: that board game's so stupid

Kitty: Why did we play?

Hubert: You stole the pieces ripped up the game sheet

Children: Thrown it all away!

Oh nanananana! Oh nanananana! Oh nanananana!!!

Molly: Hmmph! Guess what, you took it all away

Patsy: Yeah, that's right the game we were supposed to play!

Susan: Oh! she had to cheat with her eyes open!

Joan: No i didn't! No i didn't!

Children: I don't think so!

Oh nanananana! Oh nanananana! Oh nanananana!!!

You cheated!

We Gotta be careful
Miss Piggle Wiggle: We're on the farm for vacation!

Children: Looks so Pretty I know!

Lala: But we gotta be careful when we get there you know!

Miss Piggle Wiggle: We're on the farm for vacation!

Looks so swell!

Miss Piggle Wiggle, Children and Lala: What will we ever do on the farm, who knows! ah well!

Miss Piggle Wiggle: When we get there you must, Unpack your things,

toothbrushes, Pajamas, make sure it's neat!

And if you're playing out don't climb over the fence!

you'll fall over then bump your head!

Lala: Don't forget to feed the animals for breakfast, lunch and dinner!

And don't forget to bring eggs and put them in the fridge for breakfast!

Miss Piggle Wiggle: We're on the farm for vacation!

Children: Looks so Pretty I know!

Lala: But we gotta be careful when we get there you know!

Miss Piggle Wiggle: We're on the farm for vacation!

Looks so swell!

Miss Piggle Wiggle, Children and Lala: What will we ever do on the farm, who knows! ah well!

We now arrived at the farm it looks so swell!

What's that sound?
Alison Burbank: Isn't, what I want in my ears

But then again, I think it's my fault anyway!

Darsie Burbank: this faucet here, sounds like niagra falls and this button sounds like a gunshot.

(Sounds like a gunshot)

Bard Burbank: There's too much stuff in my ears

But I think it's just the noise everywhere.

Burbank Children: what's that sound? In our ears, what's that noise we three can hear.

What's that sound?

Monsters
Lillith the owl: Eek! MONSTERS!!!

Children: Tattling and a tittling

Another word for gossip

And how to take the odd pips out

Your mean old brain!

You look like monsters

With tails made out of smoke

a smoke that makes us choke

I mean, we can't see who you really are!

so do we mind knowing who we are?

Your hair and clothes, they're all gone.

They're all gone

Until you break the habbit of tattling!

Lillith the Owl: I think they're after us!

Children: all we can hear is "a tittle tattle tat!"

"a tittle tattle tat!"

Come on, don't be shy to say it!

All we can hear is "a tittle tattle tat!"

"a tittle tattle tat!"

It goes as simple as that!

All we can say is that your lesson will be learned

Your lesson will be learned if you....

Give up tattling!

(A tittle tattle tat!)

The Best part about Feasts
Miss Piggle Wiggle: Wipe anything on you with a napkin!

And everyone settle down...

Sit don't stand

Use Utensils

Let's start the show

Let's eat!

the Best part about Feasts are about the conversations, but also the food you get!

Kitty: Pass down the gravy and the cauliflower

Mary: and extra carrots if you please!

Hubert: Roast Potatoes and some beets

All make the finest meal!

Molly: Once you eat with Piggle Wiggle, you may need more!

The Children: Oh what don't we love!

When your with Mrs Piggle Wiggle

For dessert you get jell-o that jiggles!

But the main course is the finest meal!

Mrs Piggle wiggle: Thats right!!

Don't forget to mind your manners.

Say "Please" and "thank you" in a conversation.

And don't forget that the best part about Feasts is that.

It is the very best time of all!!!