An ETVKK Western Calamity!

 is a 2016 El Kadsreian-Puerto Changuese Western musical comedy film. It is based off ETVKK and ETVKPS's Western Hoedown event at the El Kadsre Airport Racing Circuit and the 2011 American film Big Money Rustlas. It was produced by El TV Kadsre Films, Viva Films, Asociacion Nacional de Cinematografia, Funky World, and Figgelmünch Film Animation.

Plot
Sheriff SpongeBob (Tom Kenny) returns to his hometown after many years to find that it has been taken over by Big Zak and Little Wheezy (Jason Michas and Kathleen Barr), conjoined ruthless gambling tycoon twins who have run the downtrodden town of Little El Kadsre with their gang of thugs, which include Mala Da Killa (DJ Mala) and Binky the Ruthless (Bruce Dinsmore), since killing SpongeBob's father and brothers. SpongeBob decides to take over the position his father once held, leading Big Zak and Little Wheezy to pit SpongeBob against a series of deadly assassins.

SpongeBib begins to successfully dispatch of his would-be assassins, winning the approval of the townfolk, begins a romance with Ladonna the Donna (Krystal Meadows), a Lousiana rabbit, and takes on a deputy, Sagwa the Queen of Hearts (Holly Gauthier-Frankel). After SpongeBob jails Mala and Binky, Big Zak and Little Wheezy call in their deadliest assassin, which turns out to be Ladonna, who, in reality, is a rabbit in drag, Buster the Hustla (Daniel Brochu), who cripples SpongeBob's shooting hand. Barry the Madman (Barry Chuckle), a former rival of Big Zak and Little Wheezy, whose hands had been crippled by them, trains SpongeBob to fight with his other hand. SpongeBob challenges Big Zak and Little Wheezy to a showdown, and guns down the gamblers, who reveal themselves to be Sportacus (Dýri Kristjánsson).