The El TV Kadsre-Banushen Guide to Living in El Kadsre

The  was a 2003 comedic TV special aired on El TV Kadsre 1 and Banushen Television. It starred Brock Baker, Halcyone Ferrara as Aqua, Sterling Peters, Andy Wilson, Naoki Takenaka, and the Superstars of ETVKK and Saturday Banushen.

"Facts"

 * The steadiest jobs in El Kadsre City are:
 * Returns Manager at Chijimatsu Safeway
 * ETVKK staff Technic distributor
 * Metal Fabricator at EKRail
 * SD40-2 Maintenance at EKRail
 * Instructor for the Strangetown Task Force
 * Kentsei karaoke club coordinator
 * Power Network anime dub sound mixer
 * Jaylin Rounds' kitty litter distributor
 * And the El TV Kadsre Cinemas El Kadsre Entertainment Center Basement Stadium 10 projectionist
 * To get to work, you must share the road with bicyclists, motorcycle gangs, and Ekstraliga El Kadsre riders. DO NOT RUN THEM OVER!
 * Dunkin' Donuts products control the typical El Kadsreian work schedule, which goes like this:
 * 7:32 - Dunkin' Donuts Stop: Large Iced Vanilla Coffee and sprinkled donut
 * 7:50 - Turn on computer
 * 8:59 - Walk to nearest Dunkin' Donuts for large expresso with splash of half and half and a French Cruller
 * 11:42 - Lunchtime errands: Sminster Smits-Burger with cheese and side order of Smits-Twist, Dunkin' Donuts Blueberry Coolatta on way back to work
 * 3:21 - Short walk to Dunkin' Donuts for more coffee, non-fat with added cream
 * 4:28 - Turn off computer
 * 5:05 - 7-Eleven stop for Milkybars, Technic, a couple Winston cigars for your smoker friend, and Altoids
 * To order Dunkin', you must become familiar with your neighbourhood location of the chain. Same long line out the door, muffins and hashbrowns in a gigantic heating rack to keep them cool or something, racks containing lots of donuts, plus munchkins and French Crullers, powders for your donut such as chocolate and somewhat vanilla, plastic lid stacks and not-chopsticks, a poster advertising concerts at local rock clubs including the manager's nephew's grindcore band, and an ever cheerful front counter employee.