Perūn/Transcript of Perūna 1 (Colonization)

This is a transcript of the Perūna 1 mission and colonization.

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Start (starts at T-10 seconds on 9:59 pm January 28, 2784)

 * 1) At T-00:10 seconds (9:59 pm) by the Countdown Guy: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
 * 2) (A rocket is seen. The rocket looks very advanced, as if from the future. This is the future, and the year is 2784.)
 * 3) At T-+00:00 seconds (exactly 10:00 pm) by Sehnathiek: Deubeone! (translated as "Goodbye!")
 * 4) At 10:00:07, a crowd around Sehnathiek's rocket says: Deubeone! (translated as "Goodbye!")
 * 5) At 10:01:00, an AI voice in the rocket says: Perūn destīnou bene ūnsemi. (Perūn is our destination.)
 * 10:01:38 - (Space is seen. There is what looks like a dark red-orange star, but it is actually Mars. A smaller one, about bluish-brown, is Perūn.)
 * 10:01:45 - Sehnathiek: Mei retino spati! (I see space!)
 * 10:01:47 - (Sehnathiek is seen getting something from a fridge. He comes back to the camera and pushes a button on the rocket's computer.)
 * 10:01:57 - Sehnathiek: Deubeone! Mei'm disconnecto! (Goodbye! I'm going to disconnect!)
 * 10:02:27 - (There is static and silence. The video stops.)

Landing in Perūn (6:38 am at July 22, 2784)

 * 06:37:27 - (There is static, but then Perūn's bluish brown atmosphere is seen. The camera turns right to Sehnathiek. He smiles at the camera and the text "Sehnathiek's Vlog from Perūn" fades in. It fades out after a few seconds. Sehnathiek gets closer to the camera and waves.)
 * 06:37:49 - Sehnathiek (greeting the people watching the video): Hehi! (Hello there!)
 * 06:38:01 - Mei'm abutan lendato Perūn. (I am about to land on Perūn.)
 * 06:38:03 - (Text flashes on the screen. It states that Sehnathiek is learning the language he is speaking now and his first language is English. He will speak that after the text.)
 * 06:38:19 - Sehnathiek: I am landing in Perūn.
 * 06:38:29 - (Sand is seen. The spaceship stops and Sehnathiek opens the door. Some text appears and it says that this is his last sentence in that language.)
 * 06:38:41 - Sehnathiek: Perūnorifo lā ūnou Homo sapiens aiphōrūn! Mēi'm cambi super! (translated as "I am the first human on Perūn! I am so happy about it!")
 * 06:39:00 - (Sehnathiek shivers, but manages to walk. He digs a hole with his feet, and slips and discovers that there is an ice lake. He notices the remains of a satellite nearby named "Cambi".)
 * 06:39:11 - Sehnathiek: Cambi. That's a weird name for a satellite.
 * 06:39:16 - (Sehnathiek plays his radio. He gets a rock and gets back into his spaceship. The spaceship flies over the bluish-brown land.)
 * 06:39:31 - Sehnathiek (chuckling): I've got my house here. It's 6 am in the morning, and time passes very fast on Earth. So, probably my friends will be old when I return.
 * 06:39:57 - (Mission Control appears on a screen)
 * 06:40:02 - Mission Control: Hello there. We see you on your vlog. It has great quality. We'll see you until you return to our planet, Earth.
 * 06:40:17 - Sehnathiek: Okay. It's a little cold.
 * 06:40:21 - Mission Control: We know. Your camera was shaking, so we assumed you were shivering.
 * 06:40:29 - Sehnathiek: I feel lonely. Can you send some more people? The only people I get to talk to are you, and I have prepared several rooms for them. Send ones I know. Okay?
 * 06:40:51 - Mission Control: We knew you'd say that. We have your relatives, your friends (even your best friend), pets and possessions launched a few days after. We'll show you.
 * 06:41:07 - (The vlog becomes small and another vlog appears. This time, the other vlog has a lot of people. We will call Sehnathiek's vlog Vlog 1, and we will call the other vlog Vlog 2 until they settle in Sehnathiek's spaceship, where Vlog 1 is being broadcasted. A picture of John Pickle is shown on Vlog 2. Then, Vlog 2 turns down into Perūn. Perūn's bluish-brown atmosphere gets closer and closer.)
 * 06:41:27 - People in Vlog 2: Hello!
 * 06:41:29 - Sehnathiek in Vlog 1: Hello!
 * 06:41:31 - People in Vlog 2: Sehnathiek, have you landed on Perūn yet? We haven't.
 * 06:41:38 - Sehnathiek in Vlog 1: I have. It's on my website, sehnathieksperunvlog.com.
 * 06:41:42 - (The people in Vlog 2 are seen typing as they search for Sehnathiek's website. Vlog 2 now shows the Google website. The Google website still looks the same as about 700 years before.)
 * 06:41:47 - Google Search in Vlog 2: sehnathieksperunvlog.com
 * 06:41:48 - Sehnathiek in Vlog 1 (excited): Okay...
 * 06:41:49 - Google Search in Vlog 2: Got about 41,783,450,000 results in 0.62 seconds. sehnathieksperunvlog.com - See my vlog in Perūn! I am excited to be the first human ever who has been on this planet! They picked me randomly. Check my...
 * 06:41:51 - (Vlog 2 now shows Sehnathiek's website. It contains YouTube videos of Sehnathiek's vlog in Perūn. They play one.)
 * 06:41:53 - Sehnathiek in Vlog 2 (in the YouTube video/Perūn vlog): Perūnorifo lā ūnou Homo sapiens aiphōrūn! Mēi'm cambi super! (See the translation earlier in this section.)
 * 06:42:12 - (The people in Vlog 2 applaud.)
 * 06:42:17 - People in Vlog 2: We are approaching closer and closer. We are a few meters over the atmosphere.
 * 06:42:19 - (The Vlog 2 spaceship goes through the atmosphere and approaches the spaceship. Sehnathiek turns the camera up and the Vlog 2 spaceship is seen going down. It is getting closer and closer the Sehnathiek's spaceship.)
 * 06:42:29 - People in Vlog 2: We're finally on Perūn! Yay!
 * 06:42:35 - (Vlog 2 becomes static and silence. Vlog 1 becomes bigger as the unused Vlog 2 spaceship closes and they move in to Sehnathiek's spaceship.)
 * 06:42:41 - Sehnathiek: Hello there!
 * 06:42:43 - (The unused Vlog 2 spaceship (UV2 spaceship) flies off to Earth. Vlog 1 changes to the UV2's view, showing it diving up from the bluish-brown dugatosuro (which means atmosphere) and heading toward Earth. The spaceship's camera turns and shows a sample of sand that it had took. It heads toward Mars, for which it will stop and televise live.)
 * 06:43:31 - Relatives and friends (noticing the sky about to turn a shade dark): Doare, blos-cleu dugatosuro! Somni sopaczi! (The bluish-brown sky is dark! It's almost time to sleep!)
 * 06:43:41 - (The sky quickly turns black in 15 seconds. The spaceship suddenly starts to move and play some music. It quietly collects samples of sand and mycelium. Sehnathiek's vlog fades to black and shows the credits of those who helped edit the episode.)

Credits

 * 06:44:29 - Sehnathiek Pickle, filmer, subject to fame and popularity after randomness had chosen him to participate in this experimental vlog. Sohneoxathi Pickle, brother of Sehnathiek. Surylaure Pickle, the grullo horse that Sehnathiek has. Racer Pickle, Sehnathiek's uncle's friend's wife's son's friend who is often shown as a racer who is a pickle-human, a rare type of skin mutation where the human's skin resembles a pickle. Wordle 2784, the version of Wordle that is new and contains new words. The newest words of Wordle 2784 is: SLOOP OMIAI SCALA. Litvasulig Š. Jarlsberg (pronounced YARLZ-berg) was involved in this.
 * 06:45:14 - (The end.)

July 22, 2784 at 11:57 pm

 * 1) (The vlog starts with Sehnathiek watching an episode of The Angry Stepper.)
 * 11:57:39 - Sehnathiek: Mūrte kalle alternado kyrka trono cambi, branūi groop. Adherento ūsasūbil clūnnūb mevepurg. Ah, mūrte beūcit super. Tera Planera et Rūid Planūid forkūtten, et rūelos Perūn. (The sky has stars; they twinkle a lot. They stick to twinkling, and it is their job. Ah, the sky is super beautiful. Earth and Mars will be forgotten, and Perūn will rule!)
 * 11:58:10 - The Angry Stepper (dubbed from the original in English): Enū qui! Mei'm Ankorū Saudo! Mei sauda super, et mei ankorūcit sãpiūnum Tera! Hajaha! (A squish victim! I'm Angry Stepper! I will step on you painfully, and I am the angriest person on Earth! Hahaha!)
 * 11:58:21 - Squish Victim (in the Angry Stepper show): Jiū? Mei'm super...pūazanz! Super cigidumific cigidum mei super-pūazanzo! Hajahajajahahajojojoho! (Oh yeah? I have super...POWERS!!!! I have super terrific strength as my superpower! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!)
 * 11:58:37 - Sehnathiek: Pro memoria.
 * 11:58:40 - Funniest and Weirdest Thought Guy (Fa Fa Fat Guy FaFawt Guy FaFawt Guy FaFawt Guy!!! This Is My Name And t Is The Only Letter Which Is Lowercase FaFawt Guy FaFawt Guy FaFawt Guy Hello Perūn Spitfire Finders On Mission Control Run Biagio Run Run Run Fast FaFawt Is Oppor Smooooooooch STOP KISSING ttttttttttttttttt SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH ttttttttttttttttt SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH And Chubby Girl Feels Heels Chubby Mature Amateur Blonde Babe Women I Love Kiss Me Please Smooch I Was Joking I Am His Father Smooooooooooooch This Is Lipopolysaccharide Long Smooch Kiss Kisssssss Enough Kissing Love Is Not Gone There Is Oppor Smooooooooch STOP KISSING ttttttttttttttttt SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH! Smooch Outside The SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH That Is 48 Hours Not Characters Not Letters Not W-- SMOOOK SMOOK! SMOOK SMOOK Smook Fast FaFawt Guy FaFawt Guy Hello Perūn Spitfire Finders Keepers Aware Of Cancellation Policy Mexicans Dwindling Down To Smook Smook Ssssssssss tttttttttttt Smook Is Chub Smook Enough! Stop Making My Realistic Statistics Boy Doctor's Scouting Pankaja Panisha SMOOOOOOOOOCH SMOOOOOOK I TOLD YOU TO STOP! This Is The Most Common Silliest Name On SMOOOOOOOOOCH I LOVE INTERNET I AM GOING BERSERK SMOOOOOOCH The End Stop Stop I Said The End Okay SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH KISSSSSSSS ttttttttttttttttt SMOOOOOOOOOOOCH ttttttttttttttttt t t ttttttttttttttttt The SMOOOCH SMOOCH The The The The The End! End With t. I'm The t Guy): Hello, Perūn is our favorite planet. This is a very interesting and informative chat. You're a real spit fire and that's exactly what we like on this site!
 * 11:58:40 - Sehnathiek: What's up with your name? THAT IS LONG.
 * 11:59:00 - (Kissing heard in background while a Danish-English-German-Sehnathiekish guy wakes up.)
 * 11:59:08 - DEGS Guy: Ya! Stūp smūche, S-s-s-s-s-Sehnathiek Pikkūll!
 * 11:59:17 - (The first law is engraved in wood by DEGS Guy: "No kissing.")
 * 11:59:21 - DEGS: AT MODNOT I SHOLFOD! (translated as "AT MIDNIGHT I SHALL CREMATE!")
 * 11:59:25 - (The whole wood is burnt. Close-up to the cremation.)
 * 11:59:31 - Choir: Oh, burn the wood on which the law is written: Don't be smitten, or be permitted. Get the paper of laws and write on which: Don't be kissing at midnight, only if you're a witch!

July 23, 2784 from midnight

 * 00:00:00 - (A bell rings as the sleeping group emerge from their beds. DEGS is engraving the new law in some wood: "Don't be kissing during midnight!")
 * 00:00:41 - DEGS: Gūcith rõxels voczels. Degsi megsi kegsi. (Someone is throwing rocks at us. A bunny covered with mud is going to steal our food.)
 * 00:01:02 - Zeno (a guy with brown-black hair about 5 feet and 10 inches tall with shining brown eyes and a handsome face, looking very groggy as he just woke up): My name is Zeno Bibulus Neya.
 * 00:01:07 - (Green lights suddenly turn on. The spaceship stops moving and beeps.)
 * 00:01:15 - Artificial Robot Voice In Spaceship (Arvis): HELLOOOOOOOO THERE. I am the emperor of Graaaaa-aaaannvale. I haaave confused my naaame with a Fire Emblem character. Sorrrrrrryyyyyyyyy! We have stopped collllllecting sand and mycelium. Zeno Bibulus Neya. Nice to meeeeeeet you, Zeno. How are you?
 * 00:01:46 - Zeno: Good. What's up, Arvis? I love Fire Emblem.
 * 00:02:00 - Arvis (shocked that Zeno knows his name): YOU'RE A BIG FAN? Never knew that. YOU KNEW MY NAME? I think you knew the emperor of Grannvale.
 * 00:03:00 - (The door suddenly opens. A man is seen exhausted. He collapses on the floor of the spaceship.)
 * 00:03:11 - Arvis (saying something in Morse code): -·--  ·  ···  --··--      -  ····  ·      -···  ·-··  ---  ---  -··      ---  ··-·      ·-··  ---  ·--·  -  ---  ··-  ···  ··      ···  -·-·  ··  ---  -·  ···      ··-·  ·-··  ---  ·--  ···      ··  -·      --  -·--      ···-  ·  ··  -·  ···  --··--      -···  ··-  -      -  ····  ·  ·-·  ·      ··  ···      ···  ---      --  ··-        --  ---  ·-·  ·      -  ---      --  ·      -  ····  ·-  -·      -  ····  ·-  - .  --  -·--      ·-··  ---  ·--·  -  ·-·  ··  ·-  -·      ····  ·  ·-·  ··  -  ·-  --·  ·      ··  ···      -  ····  ·-  -      ---  ··-·      ···  ·-  ··  -·  -      --  ·-  ·  ·-·  ·-  --··--      ·-      --  ·-  -·      ·--  ····  ---      ··-·  ---  ··-  --·  ····  -      ··-·  ---  ·-·      -  ····  ·      ·-·  ··  --·  ····  -  ···      ---  ··-·      -  ····  ·      ·--·  ·  ---  ·--·  ·-··  · .  ·-  -·  -··      --  ---  ·-·  ·      ··  --  ·--·  ---  ·-·  -  ·-  -·  -  ·-··  -·--  --··--      ··      ·-  --      -  ····  ·      ---  -·  ·      -  ·-·  ··-  ·      ····  ·  ··  ·-·      -  ---      -  ····  ·      -·-·  ·-·  ··-  ···  ·-  -··  ·  ·-·      ··-·  ·---  ·-  ·-··  ·-  ·-·  --··--      ·-··  ---  ·--·  -  ---  ··-  ···  ··      ···  ·--  ---  ·-·  -·      ·  -·  ·  --  -·-- .  ··      ·--  ··  ·-··  ·-··        ·-  -·  --·  ·      -  ····  ··  ···      ·--  ---  ·-·  ·-··  -··      ··-·  ---  ·-·      -  ····  ·      -···  ·  -  -  ·  ·-· .  ··-  -·  -··  ·  ·-·      --  -·--      ·-·  ··-  ·-··  ·  --··--      ····  ··-  --  ·-  -·  ··  -  -·--      ···  ····  ·-  ·-··  ·-··      -···  ·      ··-·  ·-·  ·  ·      ··-·  ·-·  ---  --      -  ····  ·      ·--·  ·-  ··  -·      ---  ··-·      ·--·  ·-·  ·  ·---  ··-  -··  ··  -·-·  ·  --··--      -  -·--  ·-·  ·-  -·  -·  -·--      ·-  -·  -··      ---  ·--·  ·--·  ·-·  ·  ···  ···  ··  ---  -· !     ·--  ····  ·-  -      ·-      ·--·  ··  -  -·--      ··  -      ··  ···  --··--      -  ····  ·-  -      ···  ··  --·  ··-  ·-·  -··      --  ··-  ···  -      -··  ··  ·  --··--      -···  ··-  -      ·-  ·-··  ·-  ···  --··--      ·-  ·-··  ·-··      -  ····  ··  -·  --·  ···      ·-·  ·  --·-  ··-  ··  ·-·  ·      ···  ·-  -·-·  ·-·  ··  ··-·  ··  -·-·  · . (translated as "Yes, the blood of Loptous' scions flows in my veins, but there is so much more to me than that. My Loptrian heritage is that of Saint Maera, a man who fought for the rights of the people. And more importantly, I am the one true heir to the Crusader Fjalar, Loptous' sworn enemy. I will change this world for the better. Under my rule, humanity shall be free from the pain of prejudice, tyranny and oppression! What a pity it is, that Sigurd must die, but alas, all things require sacrifice.".)
 * 00:07:09 - The Collapsed Man (panting): Eäiliränserid yerswaihtffn, snfntdv, eiutsdmurd wistnht, sitiq tipntnh gaoisserp pouanqaanrqt, eäiudö erploain pehtmorleer levffnhs qtianmdh, efdrqmreuare tteveht rolu frogs ihte wanch ffigqmeaearogs 'sdo tpof, rnfnölreuns dräehtotriehed rteaoehtmni, qftant ropmieromuae fpoepeht lost hwirehtrol thwdolohganmn, nrenmtains lotnhtsiewn tire hanirtpof qtnhtanhte moteromchd mossier ehttdv, saiebqmais gofl saoiäs 'sdo tpof lou oof veht, seq.
 * 00:07:45 - (A tire rolls into the spaceship from the man's hands. It is covered in moss and frogs. It is old-fashioned. Plus, it is a very flat tire.)
 * 00:07:51 - The Collapsed Man: My car fled to this planet. I...heard that...this was...P-P-P-P-P-P--
 * 00:08:02 - (The collapsed man collapses and sweats, taking off his mask and revealing that he was actually a girl.)
 * 00:08:09 - The Collapsed Girl (stands up): I...am your long...lost...friend, S-S-S-Sehnathiek.
 * 00:08:18 - Sehnathiek (unsure): Really?
 * 00:08:20 - (The computer turns black, then shows a video of them playing together.)
 * 00:08:23 - Young Sehnathiek (sobbing): Why was I born on this day? I should've been a month older. People treat me unfair! Why does this happen to me?
 * 00:08:30 - Y.S.'s Father: It's okay. It's the terrorist's fault. And the calendar's fault. We're sorry that people mistreat you.
 * 00:08:40 - Sehnathiek's Father (an older version of Y.S.'s Father): Hey, that's me!
 * 00:08:46 - (Young Sehnathiek stops crying. The girl is seen as a silhouette at first but then the girl is revealed to be beautiful and shy. She collapses on the ground. Suddenly, a dim blue flame is ignited near Arvis's motherboard.)
 * 00:08:55 - Arvis (his scream is the Wilhelm scream): SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM!!!!!! MY MOTHERBOARD IS ON FIRE!
 * 00:09:02 - (Sehnathiek pours water on it, only to remember that Arvis is not waterproof. Sehnathiek gets electrocuted and the motherboard falls, and Arvis crumbles to scraps of metal and circuits. Suddenly, the elegant floor of the spaceship is burning.)
 * 00:09:12 - Arvis: The dim blue flame was caused...by the...electricity...it was...the...engineer's fault...blame...him...blame...the..e-
 * 00:09:24 - (Arvis dies at 12:09:24 am.)
 * 00:09:27 - Sehnathiek: NOOOOOO! Arvis!
 * 00:09:31 - The Collapsed Girl: I-I-I can fix it, S-S-S-Sehnathiek! I-I-I accidentally went to the Master of Science in Electrical Engineering program once! I never knew I n-n-n-needed that information th-th-th-they taught me there!
 * 00:09:49 - (The Collapsed Girl walks and fixes Arvis, while Sehnathiek, Sehnathiek's father, Zeno, and DEGS pour water where it is burning.)
 * 01:12:19 - (They are finished.)
 * 01:12:25 - Arvis: Hello the-I AM GONNA C-C-C-re! COLL-Did that girl-A-f-P-i-P-ix me? Beca-SE!-use I seem to be ge-I FIXED YOU!-tting weird message-This is the Master of Science in Electrical Engineering program. Good job-s-on fixing-s-th-s-is-s-s.
 * 01:13:01 - Arvis: After a while, I finally figured out how to stop i-DON'T STOP ME!-t. Stopping it now! Now, for the Wordle words! Force, sloop, bluer, sweet, serve, crack, fleet, dream, drink, shape, admit, crier, react, pearl, moron, pasta, and salad.
 * 01:17:09 - (After a while, Arvis squelches and something wobbly comes from Arvis's mouth.)
 * 01:17:14 - Arvis: SQUELCH SOOOOOOOOP! SQUELCH!!!!! SOOOOOOOOO-- cough cough -OOOOP!
 * 01:17:31 - (Wobbly liquid gush from Arvis's mouth. When Arvis is done, there is what looks like the corpse of a dog and paper.)
 * 01:18:34 - Sehnathiek (reading from the paper): For which this corpse is dead, navigate to your bed, and you will find a head. Upon which you tread, you will find some lead, and when combined, the clue is a find.
 * 01:18:52 - (Sehnathiek goes to the bed and opens a lead tile. A dog's head is there. Attached to it is a note.)
 * 01:19:09 - Sehnathiek (reading from the note): Have everything [you] love [is] lost? Oh, the humanity! Everything ready & elapsed! Did a man nap? Else not! Else not, Jacob's oyster yelps. YELP! A YELP FOR HELP! We are the answers, we are the creations of one, we are the rainbows, we are the orders you take, we are the sands in Perūn, we are the tides at home, we are the integers of Arvis, we are the chances of impossibility! Hey, you enjoyed naps, Arvis! From me, the dog head.
 * 01:20:14 - (They search enjoythecluesarvis.com.)
 * 01:20:18 - Google Search: arvisofperunyelps.net - YAYFH! A hyena! CRUNCH NO JACOB YOUR OYSTERS CRUUUUUUUUUNCH CRUUUUUUUUUUU...
 * 01:20:23 - (They click on it.)
 * 01:20:26 - Audio From The Arvisofperunyelps.net Website (AFTAW): Yelp!
 * 01:20:28 - (The website shows a man, blurred all over. The numbers "62237" appear on the screen. It then shows a house and an address: "39883-ŪAVIAM".)

Aftaw and the Sizzling Rod

 * 01:20:32 - Aftaw: Ūaviam vosūn. Moment buzz! Twok-twok! Biagio lightbulb! Sung young! Skid audio driver ran into a farmhouse sink and faucet. Amino acid residues sequence. Body with the book see biodiversity hotspots conversation. Was STRUCK WEIRDEST THOUGHT IN IN IN INSIDE ME HAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHOHOHOHOHOHOJOJAJAJO! Aftaw is my name, and caring is the Aftaw is my Anime. Vroom! Rise strategies. SUNDAY error gaze third resolve to clear his either Way Wayne.￼ OBJ Waynesboro PA VA borrow tomorrow no more... Amphetamine away, herbicide resistance!
 * 01:22:07 - (A lightbulb is seen. The text "You seek the clues we have made" fade into the page. Flash 2784 animations are seen.)
 * 01:22:37 - Aftaw: Mition you. Siet thith coosue iyaf m--
 * 01:22:45 - (A sizzling rod is seen picking up dental implants.)
 * 01:22:47 - Sehnathiek: What the heck is that?
 * 01:22:50 - Aftaw: TEETH IMPLANTS!
 * 01:22:52 - (The word "Biagio" is seen on the screen.)
 * 01:23:00 - Aftaw: 1:23 am! Shift an hour at 2:00 am!
 * 01:23:07 - Sehnathiek: Is it March 12 already?
 * 01:23:10 - (They check their digital calendars and see that it is March 12.)


 * 01:23:14 - Zeno: It is.

March 12, 2785 at 11:02 pm
(The time will be in real time instead of Perūn time.)
 * 11:02:07 - Sehnathiek: Time passes fast. My prediction was correct.
 * 11:02:25 - Zeno: Can't believe that happened.
 * 11:02:34 - Arvis: It peaked up because of gravity. You may notice that Mission Control's voices are wobbly.
 * 11:02:43 - Mission Control (with weird, wobbly voices): He-hehi. Time is slow-slower heeeeEEEEEEEre. We will be older when youuuuu come BAAAAAACK...and yoooouuuur time in PERŪŪŪNnnnnn WIIIIIILLLll probaaaaaAAAAAAABLYYYYYyyyy beeeeEEEEEE SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo-
 * 11:02:49 - Angry Stepper (distorted): We're going to jam you! You are an id---haaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhHHHHAAAAAaaaaaAaaHAAAaaaaaa!
 * 11:03:09 - You Don't Know Who I Am Choir (singing a song): You are AAAAAAAAAAAAN IIIIIIIDiiiiiiiiiiiiiI-haHaAAAAAAAHAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAHAAAAaaaahhhhhHHHHHHaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaJJJJJJJJjjjjjjjjjjHHHHHhhhhhhhhhAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 * 11:03:39 - Mission Control: -oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrTTtttTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
 * 11:03:47 - Sehnathiek: Wethuner bipik jehi stiar, acheuosti smuo kulestye Pafok Geadley! Yuvefin ginsnutar phultye tiduofye losku levoril lazis hiwoshiho louonuor. (I hear knocking. My Pickle ancestry revolves around the lake. Pafok Geadley is our historian. My dad helped organize this event we've all waiting for 30 years ago. He wanted the sacred stick buried here, and he specifically specified that it should be on this planet. We join you to witness the burial of my dad's sacred stick, for which we wish people can inhabit this planet! We hope so! Cheer for this planet, discovered centuries ago! And so, we will bury this in the protective sand.)
 * 11:05:23 - Zeno: It's like a decade has passed since he told us about the sacred stick, when in fact he only told us last year!
 * 11:05:45 - Sehnathiek's Father: I will love that. I should witness it.
 * 11:06:08 - Zeno: We should bury it, Sehnathiek!
 * 11:06:20 - Choir: The Bell tolls for thee.
 * 11:06:31 - (Sehnathiek buries the sacred stick.)
 * 11:06:35 - Sehnathiek's Father: Gather around to see the burial!
 * 11:06:51 - (Sehnathiek stomps on the stick and firmly presses it to the ground.)
 * 11:07:04 - Choir: The Bells tolls for what? For thee.
 * 11:07:15 - (Breathing is heard as Sehnathiek walks to the spaceship and the spaceship door accidentally closes, leaving his astronaut shirt stuck.)
 * 11:07:45 - Pakof Geadley: Hello there, Odijiga Coutts!
 * 11:08:14 - Odijiga Coutts: Hello there, Pakof!
 * 11:08:29 - Sehnathiek: Hi, Pakof!

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This is actually a film of the Perūna 1 mission. The first draft of the script was made on September 22, 1985. Amazingly, it predicted a search engine named Google (which was founded in 1996), and the Wordle word game (which was released in October 2021, but had a prototype in 2013).

First draft (September 22, 1985)

 * 1) Sehnathiek says "Deubevooni!" instead of "Deubeone!" when launching from the rocket.
 * 2) Perūn was just blue (but they argued if it should be blue or brown).
 * 3) The word "retino" was originally "retiono".
 * 4) "Sehnathiek's Vlog from Perūn" was originally "Sent from the Skies Far Away: Sehnathiek's Vlog, Showing Perūn's Environment!" (it was too long and was changed to the final in the second draft)
 * 5) The credits didn't exist (the credits were added in the second draft).
 * 6) The sizzling rod picking up dental implants was originally someone eating rods, but it was removed following complaints.
 * 7) Aftaw shouts "DENTAL IMPLANTS!!!" instead of "TEETH IMPLANTS!".

Second draft (March 12, 1986)

 * 1) The credits were added. "SLOOP" was "TANGY" in the credits.
 * 2) "Sehnathiek's Vlog from Perūn" was added.

Third draft (May 7, 1986)

 * 1) The guy eating rods was changed to the sizzling rod picking up dental implants.

Fourth draft (June 15, 1986)

 * 1) "Retiono" was changed to "retino".
 * 2) There is a typo in this draft (found in the first line where "Guy" was misspelled as "Gyu").

Fifth draft (September 21, 1986)

 * 1) Sehnathiek now says "Deubeone!" when launching from the rocket.

Sixth draft (November 1, 1986)

 * 1) "Tuk-tuk!" was changed to "Twok-twok!".
 * 2) The numbers that appear on the screen in previous drafts were "12832", but the numbers were changed to "62237" in this draft and the ones after this.

Seventh draft (February 14, 1987)

 * 1) Valentine's day references were added.

Eighth draft (May 21, 1987)

 * 1) All of the Valentine's day reference were removed except the kissing.

Ninth draft (August 2, 1987)

 * 1) Typos were fixed.

Tenth draft (subtitle version, October 26, 1987)

 * 1) Subtitles were added.

Eleventh and final draft (February 1, 1988)

 * 1) "TANGY" became "SLOOP" in the credits.
 * 2) "Googol" was changed to "Google".

Storyboard 1 (May 11, 1989)
A 2-hour storyboard.

Scene 1

 * 1) Take 1 - May 19, 1989
 * 2) Take 2 - May 19, 1989

Scene 2

 * 1) Take 1 - May 23, 1989
 * 2) Take 2 - May 25, 1989
 * 3) Take 3 - May 25, 1989

Post-production
Post-production started after the shooting of the last scene on August 17, 1989.

Applying water effects
When Sehnathiek steps in wet ground, you should know that it was achieved by CGI. It was a hot day and Sehnathiek's astronaut suit made him very hot. So, on August 27, 1989, production started and in June 1990, the CGI was finished.

Music
On September 21, 1990, the film (excluding the music) was finally finished, and the soundtrack was recorded from October 1, 1990 to September 29, 1991. There were 24 songs in the soundtrack in total.

Test screenings
The final unfinished version of the film was shown to an audience on October 17, 1991, and on February 12, 1992, the last screening was made. On June 19, 1992, it was finally released.

Roles

 * 1) Juan Manuel Bernal playing Zeno
 * 2) José Marrone playing Sehnathiek
 * 3) The Collapsed Man/The Collapsed Girl by Lily Rodriguez

What's on the mind of a war-torn teen?
On July 25, 1999, the blog post "What's on the mind of a war-torn teen?" was posted. See the blog post in the next section.

Introduction
Hi! I'm a critic for the web. What's on the mind of a war-torn teen? Perūna 1 tells that story through another teen, Zeno (Juan Manuel Bernal). His friend Sehnathiek (José Marrone) has been recruited for Perūn colonization in the year 2784. He then meets his long-lost friend, The Collapsed Girl (Lily Rodriguez).

Sehnathiek's Normal Life
Sehnathiek is a twenty-two year old boy who just completed his freshman year of high school. He attended the largest high school in Perūn, though by the time he graduates, his school will be the smallest in the country. His normal life centers around the three pillars of education, church and work. Suddenly, he becomes poor because his real birthdate was revealed to the school. Anyway, that part was very sad as this is the biography of him at sehnathiek.com.

Sehnathiek Becomes Poor
As a teenager, I don’t think you realize how quickly things can change. One day you’re one way, and then...things happen. I suspect Sehnathiek didn’t know what was happening either. He started out being a nice boy who wanted to help people, but then suddenly he was very focused on getting food and weapons for himself when he got poor. When that happened, he seemed to have changed overnight into someone who only cared about himself.

A Spiritual Experience
I was the one who brought back the lucky number to help out my village. I saw it and I did not hesitate. The Collapsed Girl - What is she to you?: Her real name is inaudible, but her symbol is what matters to me. You understand, she always helps me when I need it most. She teaches me many things every time we meet and talks with me as if we are friends who have known each other forever. How has Perūna changed you? It all started when Sehnathiek came across Perūn at age 22... Something about seeing it triggered something inside him. He decided that he wanted to go there more than anything else and jumped into hyperspace despite his friend’s warnings (you wouldn’t want your ship overheating after all). After entering hyperspace his ship began flying by itself without any guidance from Sehnathiek—yet still somehow arrived safely at its destination. This incident triggered an awakening in Sehnathiek, where he suddenly could sense various cosmic energies; especially a powerful red energy pulsing across all spacetime - seemingly coming from Perūn itself!

The Loss Of Zeno's Gorgoneion
Randomness chose Sehnathiek. Perhaps if he hadn't, things wouldn't have turned out so differently. It is curious to think about what would have happened if Sehnathiek had been assigned another, perhaps less violent task or duty instead. Of course there was no one else to take over his position at that time and all assignments were necessary for survival. However, it is good to know that randomness in The Queendom can sometimes bring unexpected benefits. Without his ability to swim and dive, Zeno may not have survived when the ship capsized in battle and lost his gorgoneion.

Zeno Fights For His Village
I feel for everyone that’s not in my family. I feel for all families, especially children. It’s no excuse for me to make things worse for other people, just because my life sucks now. When Zeno was hurt fighting his enemy off from the village, it made me so sad. And angry. I’m angry that Zeno got injured like that and I’m angry with myself that I couldn’t be there to protect him or the village better!

Sehnathiek, Elders, and Tribes
Sehnathiek has been in Perūn for seven years now, so around three more to go. It was decided by an elder in my tribe that I would become Sehnathiek when I became 22. And, because I am quite peaceful and almost never make conflict with anyone, it is unlikely that they will demand my wife to marry again and produce babies sooner than expected.

The story behind the ice
On March 11, 1999, I found myself in the Peruvian Andes searching for rare fossils and dinosaur eggs when my team noticed something strange sticking out of the ground. We had just found an Ice Sehnathiek nugget! What the heck is an Ice Sehnathiek nugget, you ask? You see, we were not only exploring mountains and valleys looking for fossils; we were also digging through deep layers of ice seeking out prehistoric nuggets that had fallen there over 1 million years ago.

Ice Sehnathiek nuggets
The Ice Sehnathiek nugget was named after Sehnathiek because it was an Easter egg in the Perūna 1. Nugget ice is an iconic delicacy in South Dakota and it is also one of our state’s biggest claims to fame. In fact, you can find nugget ice in just about every convenience store across South Dakota. We're not referring to South Dakota in the USA, but a region nicknamed that in Perūn. But it was discovered here on this planet.

How nugget ice was discovered
However, very few people actually know how it came to be. What most people don’t realize is that it was discovered by accident when a worker at a meatpacking plant dropped some meat while packing it into boxes. The meats fell onto frozen ground and became what we know today as nugget ice; however, its mass production didn’t begin until 1883 when Antoinette Packing Company started using coal power and sawdust—the same formula used today to make nugget ice!

Yosemite National Park
Every summer, the Antoinette Packing Company travels to Yellowstone National Park in search of fossils. The park has an unusually high concentration of mammoths and other ancient creatures; these fossil remains can be dug up by anyone who wants to try their hand at paleontology. Most people have no idea they can do such things, but if you’re interested in starting your own collection—or even selling what you find—you’re better off knowing how it all works from day one. You never know when a bear tooth or two will come in handy!

The invention of the ice nugget (not nugget ice)
The world's perfect ice nugget was born when one day I accidentally bumped into my freezer and instantly thought, I want to eat an ice cube. I grabbed an ice cube from the tray, held it in my mouth, and the very first ice nugget was born. As soon as I did it, I instantly knew that this was the best thing ever invented by anyone in the history of anything. Ice nugget, ice nugget, ice nugget! Ice nugget, ice nugget!

Chu-nugi Superstars!
The ice nugget, or chu-nugi in Japanese, has grown in popularity in the west over the last few years and can now be found on the menu of most sushi restaurants. Unfortunately, most people assume that this delicacy is quite difficult to make at home, but nothing could be further from the truth! This guide will teach you everything you need to know about making your own chu-nugi at home and how to store them so they'll remain as fresh as possible until you can enjoy them!

Recipe Link!
The recipe link is here: antoinettecookbook.com/chu-nugi/recipe.

Mysterious texts
On June 29, 1998, a link claiming to be from "S9829c" was circulated with a countdown timer. On August 1, 1998, the countdown timer ticked zero and a message appeared for one second after that: "My first one is slippery like slime, my second one is something that shines, bluer than the sky, my third one is good or bad, my fourth one is foggy, my fifth one is an error‌, my sixth one is violence, my seventh one is something blue.". The answer was revealed on August 9, 1998, as "Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky". "Soap Navy Luck Fog Typo Hurting Sad" was the worst guess (but there was a page called snolfthis.html). The Snolfthis page was another timer counting down to the day of "Xofu". When the day of Xofu arrived on August 29, 1998, there was a picture of tofu.