Mr. Driller X/Script

Opening Scene

 * (The game opens with the camera panning across a notebook full of doujinshi. Hiyori's hand then opens the book.)
 * Hiyori: In another time, in another world, there was a lovely princess. (turns the page) She was given an enchantment from her mother's sacrifice for protection against Team Ankoku. It could only be broken when she reached adulthood. (turns the page) One day, Keel Sark locked her away in a dungeon guarded by a terrible fire-breathing turtle. (turns the page) Many brave drillers tried to free the maiden from the prison, but nonetheless failed. (turns the page) She slept and slept in the lowest level of the dungeon until everyone's favorite plumber arrived and proposed to her. (Susumu laughs)
 * Susumu: Yeah, like that's ever gonna happen. (shuts the notebook) Probably seven years from now.
 * (The camera then focuses on a bathroom door while a flushing sound can be heard.)
 * Susumu: (muffled) Ugh, good lord!
 * (Susumu opens the door while The Mr. Driller Rap/Susume! Driller! begins to play. Susumu goes about his day by starting off with him doing his hygiene by applying his deodorant and brushing his teeth. He is then seen jumping into a pool and seeing a piranha. He grabs it and kills it off-screen. Next, he is seen drilling through a block site and grabbing a Dristone upon sight. He can then be seen playing an online game with a chat box on the bottom. The camera then focuses on a street being overrun with blocks and the camera cutting back to Susumu's home where he is seen eating a rice cake. The next day, he goes down and reads the newspaper. His face is filled with shock.)