Bluey Gost

i can't spell cuz i'm 5 y/o; bare with me

Bluey Gost is an American-British-Canadian-Irish-Japanese-Chinese-North Korean-Aisaleafian anim(at)e(d) television series created by Robbert Buttstain. It aired on 2CFBC (20th Century Fox Broadcasting Company) on it's 2FCBC Kids block from May 13th 1995 to November 20th 2020. It airs in syndication on, a lot of  affiliates, probably , 's Child Swim programming block, and.

Produced by Blueytoons Productions Worldwide Inc., Motherfucker Production, (1996-2002),  (2002-present),, , , , , , , , and ... among others.

Buttstain conceived the show in 1846 when he made two characters named Fat Guy and Dr. Nutbean. Then he pitched the show. Then it got produced. Then it got broadcast. It exists. It's on home video sets by Blueytoons Home Video Entertainment because you gotta have that home video fetishism.

This show is the greatest show of all time. It got really popular because critics like it because of the stick people, logo humor, and sheer absurdity originality. Since it's the best show of all time and also good, it got a movie, Bluey Gost: The Movie, which got released and it got theaters in February 28, 2005.

It streams on in US & Canada,  in UK & Ireland ( in Scotland),  in China, and  elsewhere. It's streaming on Blueytoons+ in literally every country in the world, even.

Development
The series was first conceived by Robbert Buttstain when he was at —which doesn't have a full name anymore—in the 1840s. The idea for two characters named Fat Guy and Dr. Nutbean, absolutely clobbered his ass. They had blue eyes and they were really fat. Then they got redesigned. Don't ask how. After that he made PBS Man, NBC Man, BBC Man, Man, and a bunch of doctors and sailors and shit.

Some  ripoff aired a short for the show in the 1990s. Parents loved the lazy-ass MS Paint / Movie Maker animation but hated the dirty words and sex jokes and " violence ".

In the '90s, a pilot was pitched to Fox because apparently we're just jumping networks now. Produced by Blueytoons and Canadian studio Motherfucker Production, in association with other companies. They like MS Paint. The show was supposed to air on Fox, but it was bad, so instead they showed a different but equally bad episode, as we exist in a world where quality matters not apparently. The episode was also put in tiny tapes and shipped off to  (UK/Ireland),  (Canada),  (Japan), and the. They were delivered via envelopes whose insides were caked with set to explode if the channels rejected the show. To make it exportable in China and North Korea, and  instructed a mass killing of half of the pilot's production staff, kidnapped animator Werry Tard to coerce him into  roleplay, and ordered for "fresh blood" to produce the show. and collectively owned 50% of the franchise;  or  or whoever the fuck owned 10% of the franchise,  owned 10%,  owned 10%,  owned 10%, Blueytoons owned 10%, and I own a lawn covered in dog crap and the house out of which my wife walked with my children, then proceeding to take our minivan as well. (God, I hate her.) was also involved in development even though it wasn't even a thing back then.

By the end of the show's run, China Central Television and Korean Central Television had taken 90% of the show and routinely sent animators they hated to the. Buttstain himself almost ended up "getting camped" but used his 1990s animator powers to kill opponents. (He was later kidnapped by English-speaking personnel.)

Some (overpaid) motherfuckers from a country Aisaleaf were also involved in production; this detail was not made public until Elon Musk bought Twitter in the 2020s.

Voice Cast
emotionless text-to-speech voices that get annoying real fast Y'ALL READY OK HERE WE GO
 * Robert Buttstain as Little Boi, Dr. Nutbean, Sailor Bean, Little Boi 22
 * Billy Opal as Little Boi 2, Little Boi 3, Little Boi 4, Little Boi 5, Little Boi 6, Little Boi 7, Little Boi 8, Little Boi 9, Little Boi 10, Little Boi 11, Little Boi 12, Little Boi 13, Little Boi 14, Little Boi 15, Little Boi 16, Little Boi 17, Little Boi 18, Little Boi 19, Little Boi 20, Little Boi 21, Little Boi 23, Little Boi 24, Little Boi 25, Little Boi 27, Little Boi 28, Little Boi 29, Little Boi 30, Little Boi 31, Little Boi 32, Little Boi 33, Little Boy 34, Little Boi 35, Little Boi 36, Little Boi 37, Little Boi 38
 * Guy Named Lee as Little Boi 26
 * Georgia Peach as somebody's mum innit
 * Barack Obama as Dr. NutObamabean
 * Tony Blair (speaking) and Joe Biden (singing) as ur mum
 * Rosanne Arnold Barr Thomas or whatever the fuck her name is as herself
 * Andrew Garfield as Spider-Dr.Nutbean
 * David Duchovny as FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder
 * Gillian Anderson as FBI Special Agent Dana Scully
 * me as myself
 * you as yourself
 * us as ourself
 * us
 * vs.
 * them

inaporppriatee
it's like really inappropriate and they say the N-word and make sex jokes and shit like that innit

"Too Violent 4 Telly," said some mommy organization.

"The guy who writes down reports for us threw the TV out the window, and he's the same one who had to see the Family Guy episode where Quagmire killed the Simpson family," said the.

OH MY GAWD THIS SHOW IS FUCKING ATROCIOUS AS FUCK WHY WAS IT ON FOR 25 FUCKING YEARS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Viacom/Universal logo controversy
The episode "BeanTrek Gets Fucked in the Dressing Room at Ann Taylor" (air date March 30th 2004) received significant backlash from television critics for a scene where BeanTrek watches TV and the infamous V of Doom logo appears but the last two notes of the scary music that makes you wanna piss yourself get cut off for the 1991  logo. The episode was criticized by viewers from around the world for dissin' that oh-so-legendary V of Doom and for negatively depicting the aforementioned Universal Television logo as condoning antiviacomvofdoomlogoism.

The writer of the episode, Herbert Asscheex, received death threats in the mail for the episode and subsequently left the show. Buttstain claimed in a written statement that "[the] scene was meant to make fun of antiviacomvofdoomlogoism, not condone it [...] I have nothing against the Viacom community—I have love for y'all, in fact, and so does the rest of the Bluey Gost writing staff, including Herbert Asscheex."