Carwardine Parks/Purchasable T-Shirts

Action Park & New Jersey's Backyard

 * I've Conquered The Big Four! (features Cannonball Loop 2.0, Daring Drop, Redwall: The Ride and Sagwa's Rickshaw Run)

Akron Acres

 * I've Conquered The Big Four! (features Catapult, Double Dash Dueler, Sandstorm & Steel Beamer)

Alabama's Backyard

 * I've Conquered The Big Five! (features Burns' Nuclear Fallout, Corkscrew, Giga Gush, Redwall: The Mines of Marshank & Woosh!)

Alvin and the Chipmunks

 * Chipmunk Evolution (with 1960s, 1980s, 2007 and 2015 designs)
 * Christmas Don't Be Late! (with 1960s designs)

American Dad!

 * Good Morning USA!
 * You Got Rogu'd
 * Ricky Spanish
 * Langley BazookaSharks

Arizona's Backyard

 * I've Conquered The Big Four! (features SpongeBob SquarePants Bikini Bottom Raceway, Arizona Eagle, LazyTown SkyChasers and Redwall: Slagar's Challenge)
 * I Challenged Slagar

Billings' Wild Kingdom

 * Official Emblem Shirt (Official Emblem contains a tiger running next to a coaster with a train coming down the drop, the shirt has a black or orange backdrop, with the black shirts being for most stores and the orange shirts being rewarded in contests)

Permanent

 * Logo with Bluey, Bingo, Bandit and Chili
 * For Real Life!
 * Nice Parking Spot, Rita
 * I Don't Want a Valueable Life Lesson, I Just Want an Ice Cream!
 * Coconuts Have Water In Them

Takethat series (2023)

 * Millennium Duck (Bandit gets hit by a duck, parodying the Millennium Force duck incident)

Bratz

 * Logo with Cloe, Sasha, Jade and Yasmin
 * Dump Him
 * Hi Bestie
 * Bratzillaz Logo with Cloetta Spelletta, Sashabella Paws, Jade J'Adore, Meygana Broomstix and Yasmina Clairvoya

Permanent

 * Logo with the Brown/Tubbs family
 * Welcome to Stoolbend, Virginia
 * Waterman Cable

Girls of Carwardine series (2022)

 * Roberta Tubbs

Permanent

 * Going Ghost!

Girls of Carwardine series (2022)

 * Jazz Fenton

Darien Lake

 * Barracuda Bay Beach Club
 * I'll fall over for 'Cuda Falls!
 * I Survived The Predator
 * Thunder Rapids Logging Company est. 1981
 * Viper 82 Sports Jersey
 * Viper logo

Permanent

 * Logo with the Griffin family
 * Quahog - Established 17th Century - Rhode Island
 * Shut Up, Meg!
 * Quahog 5 News
 * Jolly Farm
 * What The Deuce? (Stewie Griffin)
 * Kentucky Is A State (only sold at the Kentucky parks)
 * Who Else But Quagmire?
 * We Need More Lemon Pledge (Consuela)
 * No No No No No Nooooo! (Cleveland Brown)
 * Evil Monkey!
 * 6,000 Chicken Fajitas

Characters and Voices series (2016)

 * Peter, Stewie, Brian, Quagmire and Ida with Seth MacFarlane
 * Lois with Alex Borstein
 * Chris with Seth Green
 * Meg with Mila Kunis
 * Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs, Consuela and Greased-Up Deaf Guy with Mike Henry
 * Stella with Marlee Matlin and Jack Jason (Jack is Marlee's interpreter)

Takethat series (2022)

 * Cheese E. Charlie's 2.0 (parodying the Chuck E. Cheese's 2.0 remodels)
 * This Is Even Worse Than That Time We Were On Stop Thrill Dragster! (parodying the Top Thrill Dragster falling parts incident and the ride's subsequent temporary closure)

Futurama

 * Logo with Planet Express crew

Geauga Lake

 * Big Dipper: Est. 1925
 * I've Conquered The Big Six! (Blast from The Past, Buckeye Booster, Coast to Coaster, Komodo Dragon, SuperVillain & Thunder Jet)

Half-Life

 * Black Mesa logo
 * Combine symbol
 * City 17 logo

King of the Hill

 * BWAH!
 * Guns Don't Kill People, The Government Does
 * I Ain't Gots No Shins!
 * Manger Babies (Luanne Platter)
 * That Boy Ain't Right!
 * Boggle?
 * Dale's Dead-Bug
 * I Sell Propane and Propane Accessories

Lu & the Bally Bunch

 * Logo with Lu, Gus, Declan, Biba, Elodie, and Barnaby
 * Bug Boogie Dance Time!

Mississippi's Backyard

 * I've Conquered The Big Five! (featuring Avatar Airbender Rush, Gator Chase: Second Hunt, Fear Gravity, Redwall: Force of Nature and Hang Glider)

Permanent

 * I've Conquered The Big Six! (featuring Wabash Cannonball, Hangman, Chaos, Music Chooser, Mole Miner: Darren's Music Crash Course and Double Dash Dueler)
 * Opryland Classic logo

FOX at Opryland series (2018)

 * American Dad! (The Smiths riding Wabash Cannonball)
 * The Cleveland Show (The Brown/Tubbs family riding Music Chooser)
 * Family Guy (The Griffins and Quagmire riding Hangman)
 * Futurama (Fry and Leela riding Double Dash Dueler)
 * King of the Hill (The Hill family riding Grizzly River Beast)
 * The Simpsons (The Simpson family riding Chaos)

Shirts without photos

 * Aperture Science Innovators logo
 * Aperture Science logo (1970s variant)
 * The Cake Is A Lie
 * The Part Where He Kills You
 * Make Life Take The Lemons Back
 * You Are A Horrible Person

Shirts without Photos

 * Logo with Rainbow Brite, Twink and Starlite (2014 version)
 * Logo with the Color Kids ("Vintage" version)
 * Logo with the Color Kids (2014 version)

Redwall

 * I Am That Is
 * Eulalia!
 * Matthias With Sword of Martin & Logo

The Rock-A-Fire Explosion

 * Mitzi: The True Pizza Rodent
 * Smitty's Super Service Station logo
 * Uncle Klunk's Abomination
 * This is a T-Shirt, by Dook LaRue
 * Smitty's Super Service Station

Rose Park

 * Face The Storm!

The Secret of NIMH

 * Logo with the Brisby family

Permanent

 * Logo with the Simpson family

Takethat series (2022)

 * Worker-and-Parasite-Land (parodying Europa-Park and its number of attractions that are very similar to ones at the Disney parks)

Takethat series (2023)

 * Krustastic! (parodying the Fantasmic! fire incident)

Shirts without Photos

 * Mr. Krabs' Wacky Bucks
 * No! This Is Patrick!
 * Mocking SpongeBob

Strawberry Shortcake

 * 2003 series logo with that show's versions of Strawberry Shortcake, Custard, Pupcake, Huckleberry Pie, Orange Blossom, Apple Dumplin', Ginger Snap, Angel Cake, Peppermint Fizz, Rainbow Sherbet, Blueberry Muffin, Seaberry Delight and Coco Calypso
 * Berry in the Big City logo with that show's versions of Strawberry Shortcake and Custard, Orange Blossom, Blueberry Muffin, Lemon Meringue and Limon Chiffon
 * Have a Berry Happy Day!

Permanent

 * The Mario Shirt Collection: Super Mario Bros.
 * The Mario Shirt Collection: Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels

2015 Season Limited Edition

 * SMB 30th Anniversary Shirt

2019 Season Limited Edition

 * Do The Mario! SMBSS 30th Anniversary Shirt
 * Pasta Power! SMBSS 30th Anniversary Shirt

Tagline series (1991-1995)

 * Eeny! Meeny! Mario! (Eeny! Meeny! Miny! Moe! Catch a Koopa by his toe! If he hollers let him go! Eeny! Meeny! Miny! Moe!)

Takethat series (1998-2001)

 * Super Flabio Bros. (Mario gets hit by a goose on a roller coaster, parodying the Fabio goose incident at Busch Gardens Williamsburg)

Thomas & Friends

 * Peep Peep, Yeah!
 * You Have Caused Confusion and Delay
 * Oh, the Indignity!
 * Logo with the Big World, Big Adventures! seasons' main cast
 * All Engines Go! logo with that show's main cast

Shirts without Photos

 * Logo with Bob, Larry, Archibald Asparagus, Jerry Gourd, Junior Asparagus, Madame Blueberry, Laura Carrot, and one of the Peas
 * Bob and Larry with "Have we got a show for you!"
 * Bob and Larry with "God made you special, and He loves you very much!"