Night Fury Ruby Strikes Back!/Transcript

(Intro plays)

(Couch Gag: Everyone crams into the couch, causing Ruby to fly out of the seat and land in front of the TV)

(At 9th Street...)

Ruby: [Sighs] Normal life.

Chomper: Yep.

Littlefoot: Yep.

Ali: Yep.

Ruby: [Laughs] You've three of got Ducky's line.

Chomper: This day couldn't get any boring!

Ali: Littlefoot, I've been thinking.

Littlefoot: What?

Ali: Do you think that Ruby missed being a Night Fury?

Littlefoot: Oh, come on! Ruby has a normal life. What's with that?

Chomper: Ask Ruby, Ali.

Ali: Ruby, I'm starting to think that removing your power is a HUGE mistake!

Ruby: Oh, come on. I have a wonderful normal life!

Littlefoot: Not anymore, you don't!

Ali: I agree! I missed it when we used to call you “Ruby the Incredible Night Fury”!

Littlefoot:

Chomper:

(At 3rd Street...)

Shorty:

Swooper:

Etta: (steps on a rock) OW!! My foot! [Sobbing Softly]

Pterano: It's OK, Etta. It's OK.

Loofah:

Doofah:

Foobie: Hmm.

Swooper: Hey there, youngling!

Shorty: Hey, Swooper! How are your contact lenses going?

Swooper: They're working very good, as per usual! (stops the action and starts breaking the 4th wall) (A nod to the episode, Return of the Blind Flyer) (resumes the action)

Shorty: How's your granddaughter?

Swooper: She's upset.

Etta: What happened? [Sobs]

Swooper: Shh. It's alright.

Shorty: Oh.

Loofah:

Doofah:

Shorty:

Foobie: [Squeaks]

Loofah:

Doofah:

Shorty:

Swooper:

Etta: [Crying]

Pterano: Shh. I know, my sweet girl.

(On 10th Ave...)

Guido: I gotta tell ya, TBA.

Petrie:

Ducky:

Hyp:

Ducky:

Guido:

Hyp:

Petrie:

Hyp:

Guido:

Hyp:

Guido:

Petrie:

Hyp: Come on you idiot, life isn’t just some cartoon musical where out of nowhere all your stupid dreams magically come true! So LET—IT—GO!!!

Guido:

Hyp:

(Meanwhile at JFK Airport)

P.A. Annoucement: Flight 319, from Norway to New York City is now arriving at gate A13.

(We cut to someone carrying luggage, who turns out to be Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, a 15-year old Viking)

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Well, guys, we’re here! Beautiful America!

Astrid Hofferson: Stormfly's gonna love this!

Hiccup: Yep, no wonder why they call this “the free country“!

Ruffnut: Yeah, especially with those stupid tax laws back home. Now Tuffnut will no longer be able to commit massive tax fraud anymore!

'''P.A. Announcer''': Will Hiccup J. Lobbersome please report to the Baggage Claim area, a huge crate filled with what appears to be dragons is waiting for you!

Hiccup: Uh... it's Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III. Gee, I hope they were able to make it through the whole flight.

Snotlout Jorgenson: I gotta tell ya, guys. This is NOT Berk.

Hiccup: Did you not hear my “free country” monologue?

Fishlegs Ingerman: No.

Astrid:

Hiccup:

Snotlout:

Tuffnut Thorston: Uh... guys. Ruffnut just detached something.

Hiccup: Umm... Hmm...

Ruffnut Thorston:

Hiccup: You detached a object that is... Whoa! Don't swing it!! Whoaah!!! (ducks the sign post) I was almost hit by that object you two detached.

Ruffnut: Sorry. I just didn't know that thing could come off.

Astrid:

Fishlegs: Hey, look! The sign has a stupid lizard holding a box!

Hiccup: (looks at the sign) There it is! Rex’s Pizza! That’s the place we’re looking for!!!

P.A Announcer: Paging passenger Mr. Hiccup, please get down to Baggage Claim ASAP, your dragons are getting very annoying to deal with...

Hiccup: 

(Back at New York at Midtown...)

2004 Sam Raimi Earth-96283 Spider-Man:

Pterano:

Swooper:

Pterano: Dad, TBA.

Swooper:

Etta:

Guido:

Spider-Man:

Swooper:

Pterano:

Guido:

Spider-Man:

Petrie:

TBA