The New Charlie and Lola Movie/Transcript

The following is a transcript of the 2016 film The New Charlie and Lola Movie.

Chapter 1: The Beginning

 * (The Universal Pictures, 1happycats Productions and Tiger Aspect Productions logos play.)
 * (A spotlight turns on, Charlie walks into the scene.)
 * Charlie: Hammering Holly Dolly, are we rolling?
 * Hammering Holly Dolly: Yes.
 * Charlie: Okay, good. Now let's read this message. (gets out a piece of paper, clears his throat and reads it) Hello everyone in the cinema, if you don't remember who I am, my name is Charlie Sonner. I'm here to let you know that the following feature presentation will have massive things that won't be spoken. There will be huge, dangerous, disasterous, chaotic, insane, wild, crazy and twisted scenes that will change me and Lola's show; FOREVER. And if you have younger children, please leave the room if you don't want their childhood ruined. To the children who still want to watch this, your childhood will be put at risk. You have been warned.
 * (The screen flashes to a blue sky with clouds while the music "Electric Light Orchestra - Mr. Blue Sky" plays with text on-screen reading:)

UNIVERSAL PICTURES and 1HAPPYCATS PRODUCTIONS presents

An ABBY VALENTI, MICHAEL VALENTI and CARLOS SALDANHA production

Based on the original books by LAUREN CHILD

Starring DECLAN "DEC" DONNELLY

MARIA DARLING

EMMA WEAVER

MIKE MYERS

ANT MCPARTLIN

and TERESA GALLAGHER

in

THE NEW CHARLIE AND LOLA MOVIE


 * (The camera pans down to reveal Charlie and Lola's house)