Fictional Cinema Snob Episodes/Bionicle VI: Island of Doom

Transcript

 * The Snob: GOD DAMN IT EL KADSRE! And Australia.
 * (title card)
 * The Snob: Hey kids, wanna see the origins of your Lego toys? Well too bad! This is another Bionicle film from Pasi Peure and Sung Gim, because Luigi Stromboli and Ching Chang Chong were f***ing unavailable!
 * (Miramax logo shows up)
 * The Snob: I bet there's a conspiracy theory that says the women who accused Harvey Weinstein of touching them without consent were lying and actually did the accusations to spite him for bringing this franchise to the States!
 * (Credits play)
 * The Snob: The film's music was by Ryota Yamada, who also did the music for Padlocked Within A Dream, and Rinava, aka that band made of some Japanese guys, a white guy, and a furry! Corbin Black Green edited the film.
 * (The Snob complains)
 * The Snob: I've already told someone to pick a f***ing color!
 * (Credits continue)
 * The Snob: The film was produced by some guy... look let's go onto the film.