Fictional Cinema Snob episodes/Bionicle: The Next Generation

Transcript

 * The Snob: In 1996, the Bionicle franchise attempted a reboot. Can you guess what happened when they got hit by the internet really hard? Boom! 0%! 11 out of 100! 2 out of 10! Ryota Yamada was credited as Alan Smithee! Doug reviewed it and got everything wrong about the Technic Heroes franchise! Cinema Snob episode!
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 * The Snob: What is the most bad thing about this movie?
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 * The Snob: Samuel Goldwyn released this film Stateside instead of Miramax or Universal!
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 * The Snob: Once again, Sung Gim and Pasi Peure brought us today's "quality" film, along with- wait, Everything Can't Go Wrong Now! Productions? What's that, the mockbuster version of Nothing Can Go Wrong Now Productions?