Humble Abode - Transcript


 * (The episode begins in Hazel house, taking Noah to her room.)
 * Hazel: Wait just a second, don't walk in yet.
 * Noah: Okay...?
 * (Hazel walks into the room by herself.)
 * Hazel: Okay, you can come in now.
 * (Noah walks into the room by himself.)
 * Noah: So why did you want me to wait for you to go into the room before I got in?
 * Hazel: Look up.
 * (Noah looks above himself to find a mistletoe hung up in the doorway.)
 * Noah: ...Why is there a mistletoe hung up in the middle of September?
 * Hazel: It's for me and Anthony.
 * Noah: ...Oh.
 * (Meanwhile…)
 * Troy: Come 'ere, Joseph!
 * Joseph: W-What?
 * Troy: I'm gonna throw you at that window.
 * Joseph: What?!
 * Troy: You heard me.
 * (Troy throws Joseph at the window, and because of cartoon physics, the window breaks, and Joseph knocks down the mistletoe.)
 * Hazel: Joseph what the hell?!
 * Joseph: I-It wasn't me! Troy threw me!
 * (Hazel throws a glance at Troy, who is now in the house as well.)
 * Troy: Yup, I did, and I take full credit for it.
 * (Hazel pouts.)
 * Noah: So wait, you threw Joseph so hard at the window it broke, and he just so happened to knock down Hazel's mistletoe?
 * Troy: Yup.
 * Noah: Hmm...
 * Hazel: Hopefully I can hang it back up.
 * Joseph: Why was there even a mistletoe in the first place?
 * Noah: She said it's for her and Anthony.
 * Troy (sing-songy): Oooooo, someone's gonna kiss tonight!
 * Hazel: Shut up.
 * (After several moments of silence, the phone rings.)
 * Noah: I’ll answer it.
 * (Noah picks up the phone. What the person on the other end is saying cannot be heard.)
 * Troy (in the background): Wonder who that is.
 * Noah: Hello?
 * (Person on the other end talking.)
 * Noah: Yeah?
 * (Person on the other end talking.)
 * Noah: Alright.
 * (Noah passes the phone to Hazel.)
 * Noah: It’s for you.
 * Hazel: Alright.
 * Hazel: Hello?
 * Anthony (off-screen, on the phone): Hey, I’m not gonna be able to make it tonight.
 * Hazel: What?
 * Anthony: Yeah, I’m just really busy tonight and it’s not a great night to come over.
 * Hazel: What about tomorrow?
 * Anthony: I’ll try…
 * Anthony: Look, I gotta go now, I’ll talk to ‘ya later.
 * Hazel: Okay, see ya.
 * Anthony: See ya.
 * (Anthony hangs up the phone a second or two later.)
 * Joseph: Who was that?
 * Hazel: It was Anthony. He’s not gonna be able to come over tonight.
 * Troy: Damn.
 * Noah: So what now?
 * Hazel: I have no idea.
 * Troy: Well the mistletoe is useless for now.
 * Hazel: Yeah.
 * Joseph: And there's not much of a reason for us to be here anymore.
 * Hazel: Yeah.
 * Noah: I guess we’ll just call it a night then.
 * Hazel: Yeah.
 * Noah, Troy, and Joseph (one-by-one): See ‘ya.
 * Hazel: See ‘ya.
 * (Everyone walks off-screen as the episode ends. The camera zooms out to see Noah and Troy playing Football at the park and Noah walking on the sidewalk.)