The Crazy Crash Bandicoot Show!/Songs

Here's a list of all songs from the Crazy Crash Bandicoot Show, including lyrics.

Theme Song
Crash Bandicoot!

Crash, Bandicoo-oot!

Crash Oh Crash Bandicoot!

Sharing the same apartment

With a sister, girlfriend and

a childhood friend?

They're all in the N.Sane Crew

Facing evil from who?

The N.Gins of course!

Whenever there's trouble,

they'll be there on the double

they'll also be bustin' some tunes!

A Band everyone adores,

The N.Gins are a bore!

Need I Say more!

Crash Bandicoot!

Crash, Bandicoo-oot!

Crash Oh Crash Bandicoot!

It's the crazy...

Insane-y

Show...

It's the crazy...

Insane-y

Crash Bandicoot Show...

No! To Breakfast
Crash: Mom's got me,

To go and eat!

Coco: Mom's got me,

To go and eat!

Crash and Coco: She tells me to sit down,

It'll be ready soon...

Crash: I ain't buying that...

Coco: So I flip the table and I break my glass of OJ!

Crash: I know it isn't okay but today...

I'm not feelin' it...

Crash and Coco: No! To Breakfast

I'll have a snack today...

Chips, Crackers and Cookies

Fill me up quite decently!

No! To Breakfast

Crash: It's quite the same...

Crash and Coco: Can we not have eggs and Bacon

I'm feelin' like some cereal today...

Can we not have eggs and Bacon

I'm feelin' like some cereal today...

Sarcasm
Crash: I don't get why you're talking to me like that...

You don't sound positive at all...

You sound like you're not pleased,

almost like you've lost it all...

You begin the sentence with "Oh"

Like you already know.

We're gonna believe it...

You're too sarcastic!

And I ain't buying it!

Sarcasm is like a curse...

But things don't turn out worse...

Unless your bubbles really burst

'cause you've been sarcastic a million times...

Do you have to alter your voice when you speak?

It's like your vocal chords go in-between

It's Sarcasm...

It's Sarcasm,

Maybe you've got it all wrong!

(Sarcasm, Sarcasm!)

Stop!

We Ain't buying it!

Rollin' N.Gins!
N.Gin: Put your freaky hands together for...

The N.Gins aka the band you love!

We've sold so many albums in 1 year!

No I ain't lyin' one bit.

Isn't it funny how

Those Bandicoots make our world upside down...

They'll fail, oh they'll fail...

Crash and his sister are no fun

They think we're smelly and dumb

We're better, superior...

We are the Rollin' N.Gins...

We put our hearts to making music

and we crush them...

Like how the N.Sane Crew crushed our hearts

We are the Rollin' N.Gins...

We put soul into our songs,

while the N.Sane crew sing about not eating breakfast

We're singing about ourselves...

Comeback Song
Crash: We're more than the Band

Who refuses to eat their breakfast,

Ska is our thing!

We're the Kings and Queens of it,

We make everybody happy when we sing!

Coco: We know how to dance,

We know how to sing!

Do you think screaming's like singing?

You screech real loud

you make the world turn round

and I mean that in a bad way!

Crash and Coco: This is our Comeback song,

The one you want to sing along!

Which you're free, to do now!

It's the chorus everybody sing along now!

Whenever, wherever we find our moment

It's written like a melody...

Do Re Mi!

Crash: We know how to dance,

We know how to sing!

You can't do anything!

We're so upbeat

You're not to treat

us this way!

Crash and Coco: This is our Comeback song,

The one you want to sing along!

Which you're free, to do now!

It's the chorus everybody sing along now!

Whenever, wherever we find our moment

It's written like a melody...

Do Re Mi!

The Slop N' Stuf Jingle
Crash and Coco: Do you want to eat,

where there's good treats,

then you've come to the place!

Do you want to eat,

where there's good treats,

Come to Slop N' Stuff!

Crash: Nachos and Dips and a Wumpa Pie!

Burgers appealing to a Bandicoot's eyes!

Coco: Milkshakes that are good!

Fries never so cold!

and the trademark sloppy jeff!

Crash: You can guarantee,

Everything's yummy

when you dine here!

You can see the N.Sane Crew

comin' here

to have some bites

(Have some bites)

Coco: Of Slop N' Stuf!

Crash and Coco: Do you want to eat,

where there's good treats,

then you've come to the place!

Do you want to eat,

where there's good treats,

Come to Slop N' Stuff!

Come to Slop N' Stuff!

Worldwide Girl
Coco: I'm Pretty! I'm Smart

I'm very silly!

And I love being worldwide,

I'm Cute, I'm Cool!

Some say I'm trendy

And I love being worldwide!

I love travelling across the world

Lookin' at all the sites

from our city to Bejing!

There's something for everybody!

I like to take pictures of Animals

And I love to do some for myself!

From the good times, to the bad ones!

It's my life I decide where I wanna go...

So...Oh!!

Hello, Worldwide girl!

Anybody seen the Worldwide girl?

Who has the laptop?

Who has green eyes

and who has a hair in a ponytail?

It's the one,

It's the only

Worldwide girl...

Clap your Hands!

Your wish is my command!

Worldwide girl...

Kawaii Overload
Crash: In Japan,

They love cute things

from animals to anime!

And we have a fan

Fresh from Japan

Her name begins with an M and ends with an I

Megumi!

We're big in Japan

Everyone's a fan!

Of the N.Sane Crew!

We're big in Japan

Everyone's a fan!

Just like here too...

Kawaii Overload!

We're big in Japan

Everyone's a fan!

Of the N.Sane Crew!

We're big in Japan

Everyone's a fan!

Just like here too...

Just like here too...

Kawaii Overload...

I Don't wanna do the things you do...
Crash: Just because we are Bro and Sis

Doesn't mean we have to be the same...

Coco: You have brown hair, I have blonde hair

and you rock some sunglasses!

Crash: You wear a headband, and ripped overalls!

And you always Carry a pink laptop!

Crash and Coco: We're both silly, We're both Cool!

Coco: But I'm Cooler...

Crash: No way don't rain on my parade

I don't wanna do the things you do...

Coco: I Don't care what they say,

I you ain't wearing that, wear this instead!

Crash and Coco: Although we may argue,

Although we may fight,

it doesn't mean our friendship isn't right!

'Cause we're best friends and siblings forever!

We share the same room!

We share the same apartment

We even share an Oven!

We share the same tastes

We share the same tunes

So what if there's a difference

It doesn't matter!

Whatever life's go on now!
Coco: I know everyone's scared of the news

But it can't it won't last very long!

Don't worry, don't be scared!

They say this, they say that!

It's okay to be scared sometimes

Just face it, Embrace it!

And I know, I know, I'm kinda smart!

I know, I know, It'll be over soon,

Whatever life's go on now!

They'll report, they'll help I'm sure...

It's okay to ask someone

to watch it with you!

They'll understand,

They'll know what's going on!

What's this, What's that?

Oh they'll point it out!

Whatever life's go on now!

They'll report, they'll help I'm sure...

Whatever life's go on now!

It's Okay...

Your heart says...
Crash: I was in high school when I met (He met)

A bandicoot with Lucious blonde hair,

Who was taller than me yeah...

She'd change her looks everyday

So everyday was a new her,

She's oh so sweet,

than honey could ever be...

Now we're in a band and I know

she doesn't sing that much,

But she's good at the instruments...

We're part of a team,

going on adventures everyday yeah...

I love it, as much as I love her so...

Your heart says no,

But you wanna say yes

when you propose to her

someday...

Your heart says yes,

But you wanna say no

When you agree to disagree baby!

And I've been there before so,

Your heart says, Your heart says

So...

Trapped in (So What?)
Coco: Don't be bummed when

You're trapped under the snow during a snow day!

You can't go to school, you can't go to work

during a snow day!

Crash: We can cook something neat,

we can play some games

whether board or video!

We can make our own show!

We can watch our favourite show

On a snow day!

Crash and Coco: We can make a new song

and it won't take long

do you wanna join in?

The fun never stops?

We'll produce some new bops!

On a snow day...

It's fun!

It's sweet!

We'd get to do whatever we like inside!

We can't play ball!

But we can do all the things

we can do inside!

We can make some hot chocolate!

with some oats with cinnamon!

Everyone tuck in!

We can do what we please

cause there's me, you and you and you!

On a snow day...

On a snow day!

Yeah!

So...What if we don't want...
Crash and Coco: We don't wanna break our hopes

By smashing them with a hammer so big...

Crash: Tears run down our eyes

as we look for a good memory...

To help us shine through...

Coco: I don't wanna fight, these tears on the outside

I Believe they hold good memories...

Turn them into stars

to light the sky

as one holds a lighter so high!

Crash and Coco: Don't you cry, Don't you wail!

Even if we got no tail!

We've got a wish tonight...

Don't you cry, Don't you wail!

I know you can't control those feelings sometimes...

It'll be, be okay...

Baby...

So...What if we don't want...

To stick with the bad...

Wipe those tears and smile for us,

Brightly embrace those tears and accept

that times will be bad but

it doesn't mean the world turned

upside down,

Don't frown, don't cry just

please, be happy...

We're so scared

but that'll change,

Like a silent word lost to time...

Wipe those tears and smile for us...

It's just the world
Crash: U upset about the troubles going on?

Has your world turned so upside down

it starts shaking?

Breaking, away all the trouble now!

Now as the rain's gone and

Now as the sun shines through

It's never new!

And It's never old!

Who knows how long we'll be on earth?

And who knows how long it'll be?

After all we'll meet again eventually

But for now I Say...

It's just the world

It'll spin round

It'll spin round round round

It'll spin round

So round!

Clockwise anywise

it's so wise to think

that it isn't the end of the world yet...

It's just the world

It'll spin round

It'll spin round round round

It'll spin round

So round!

Clockwise anywise

it's so wise to think

that it isn't the end of the world yet...

And Don't forget

It's just the world...

It'll spin round

It'll spin round round round

It'll spin round

It'll spin round

It'll spin round round round

It'll spin round

Spinnin' round...

We're Always Chillin'
Crash: It's the last day of school!

I'm still sick of doing my work!

I want it to end and then I hear

the bell ring...you know what that means!

Coco: I rush out the door

Mom's in the car and she says the best thing ever

"We're going on Vacation today..."

Yay!

Crash and Coco: And We drive all the way

to somewhere where it's sunny!

Near the beach, doing what we like!

Crash: And here's the list:

Swim, Surf, Snorkel!

Barbeque and golf!

Pizza, Ice cream and a show

by the N.Sane crew!

Coco: Skeeball, Rollerskating

and after our vacation we did everything else!

We kicked the bucket list!

Crash and Coco: And now we're always chillin', Chillin', Chillin'!

Crash: I still have memories of last month,

And now school's coming back soon...

Coco: They'll always be next summer,

and they'll always be more fun again!

Whether it'll be on the weekends or another school break! It seems.

Crash and Coco: so for now we're always chillin', Chillin', Chillin'!

chillin', Chillin', Chillin'!

Don't waste Time
Coco: Time's ticking fast!

Where are your friends at?

Are you scared?

'Cause I ain't?

Time's losing control,

have you called them have you even cared?

Or are you to scared?

It's been an hour and since they've never shown up!

Do you think they're here or not?

Have you seen them, do you think they're missing?

It's up to you...to...decide that!

Don't waste time!

By laying there all day

'cause they'll be another time to do that anyway!

Don't waste time!

By acting like you care!

Caring is easy, but you don't know that if you

Waste time...

Don't waste time!

Don't waste time!

Please Don't waste time!

Oh Don't... waste time!

Woah!
Crash and Coco: Crazy Life oh Crazy Life isn't it Crazy?

Bop shoo Op! I don't think I'm Lazy

I just don't feel like

Being myself today?

Woe is me wearing a big frown

It was never trendy 'cause I don't believe!

It's worth a try!

I believe this! I believe that

I believe in all the lies but honey

I never believe as I never try...

You wear polka dots, I wear checkers instead

And I'm in disbelief as

I say "Woah!" 'Cause I'm super duper surprised!

Bop shoo Op! I don't think I'm Lazy

Bop shoo Op! I don't think I'm Crazy!

Bop shoo Op! The party don't stop!

Unless it stops by itself!

Woah!

It'll Happen
Crash: Don't expect a moment to come to you this fast!

You gotta practice make sure it isn't your last!

Use your skills, Use your mind everybody!

Clap your hands make it a story that'll last!

Practice using your skills to build

Practice using your skills to do

Practice...Practice...

It'll Happen!

When you least expect but

if you practice, It'll come faster than you think!

Practice...Practice...

Let 'em know!

Who's cooler, who's fresh from here!

It'll Happen!

And when you feel blue,

don't give up or break anything

You might have a temper

you might have a moment

but let the real moment come for you...

Practice...Practice...

It'll Happen!

When you least expect but

if you practice, It'll come faster than you think!

Practice...Practice...

Let 'em know!

Who's cooler, who's fresh from here!

It'll Happen!

Good Cooks
Crash: If you were on the cooking show

you'd be eliminated!

Before you could begin the show!

They'd definitely give you a zero

and clearly you don't care of improving at all!

Coco: D doesn't stand for "Delicious" It stands for "Disgusting!"

And if you wanna make your customers gag then be our guest!

as side-effects may include stuff that'll take too long to say here!

Now let's talk about the good cooks!

Crash and Coco: Good cooks make sure that the food looks, tastes and smells

good enough to eat!

They put care in what they make

They can make a better steak but

you can't 'cause nobody's been to your restaurant in years!

Good Cooks make sure people come for more!

It that thing makes you sick

You clearly don't like it!

And that's why...

Crash: Good Cooks make sure they don't think too much about their uncle

Coco: Or their girlfriend from high school

Crash: they make sure the food reaches the legal definition for "food"

Coco: And your sign says "Consume at your own risk!"

Crash and Coco: Good cooks make sure that the food looks, tastes and smells

good enough to eat!

They put care in what they make

They can make a better steak but

you can't 'cause nobody's been to your restaurant in years!

Good Cooks make sure people come for more!

It that thing makes you sick

You clearly don't like it!

So stay out of "Dingo's" Diner...

R.P.G
Coco: Your in a simulation

With nowhere to run!

You can't just restart

that ain't part of the fun!

So just face it!

And suddenly you'll see

Real, Real Reality...

You got options

Good and Bad Ones

There's an option for each one

and they have a different skill so

if you pick the bad one it's obvious that bad things will happen...

So have you got the eyes of a tiger

Or the legs of a runner do you

have the spirit of an eagle or what?

Your choice is your choice, no one elses...

Your choice is your choice, no one elses...

So Decide

your life is an R.P.G

You chose what to say and when your adventure begins

I know it ain't easy but trust me!

You wanna believe

that it's 100 percent real so-

your life is an R.P.G

You chose what to say and when your adventure begins

Your choice is your choice, no one elses...

Your choice is your choice, It's like an R.P.G!

Loud as a Drum!
N.Gin: Roaring Roaring

Blaze of Fury!

You sleepy, you sleepy too late we're startin'!

Cortex: We got you, we love you!

With alot of boring speeches!

It makes no sense if

you ain't joining along so-

N.Gin: Roar!

Cortex: Roar!

N.Gin and Cortex: Roar! Roar! Roar! Roar!

Getting loud, Loud as a drum!

Listen to it hum, listen to it scream in your face!

It's loud, you're ears will bleed but who needs a warning label

If we're loved! We don't care, we aren't aware!

Roar!

Catchin' U
Crash: The best medicine is playing the tune!

Learn the tune then practice the tune!

And if you wanna dance!

Follow the dancer and you'll be in a trance

it's easy!

Believe me!

You wanna be so cool!

Then don't act like a fool

so easy!

Obviously!

There's no rule on how to be so good!

I like being good, I like it that way!

I'm Catching U up to the top

Hoping I too succeed!

I'm Catching U up to the top

So we can be good bandmates you and me!

Catchin' U!

I like being good, I like it that way!

I'm Catching U up to the top

Hoping I too succeed!

Hoping I too succeed!

I caught you up the top!

And I now know I'm the best

Everyone loves to hear me sing!

Everyone loves to hear me play that tune!

I caught you up the top!

And I now know I'm the best

And my songs are good!

And my voice is so beautiful!

Catchin' U!

U are the Rush
Crash: I can't run too fast at all

Coco: Probably Because I'm too small!

Crash: But even the Big can be slow

Coco: This doesn't make any sense you know!

Crash: Even if I'm

Coco: Rushing out!

Crash: U are the Rush

Crash and Coco: Slowing me down

Coco: You put me

Crash: Upside down when

Coco: You don't mean it!

Crash and Coco: U are the rush!

Crash: We're playing the world like it's a video game!

Coco: When I rage I know when I need to take a break!

Crash: We're Sis and Bro, you know you don't

Coco: Know how we're the rush speeding you through

through oh yeah!

Crash: Even if I'm

Coco: Rushing out!

Crash: U are the Rush

Crash and Coco: Slowing me down

Coco: You put me

Crash: Upside down when

Coco: You don't mean it!

Crash and Coco: U are the rush!

Crash: Even if I'm

Coco: Rushing out!

Crash: U are the Rush

Crash and Coco: Slowing me down

Coco: You put me

Crash: Upside down when

Coco: You don't mean it!

Crash and Coco: U are the rush!

The Spookiest
Crash: Grab your water pistols

A flashlight or two because...

You're part of the team, and I

don't wanna hear you scream!

Coco: We're trying a solve a mystery

This'll go in history!

Could the monster be a monster

or someone in a costume?

Crash: That sounds too familiar but-

Crash and Coco: It's the Spookiest

Kookiest Halloween!

We may bump into ghosts and they might destroy the machine!

But even that happens, we've got each other to help us shine!

We're gonna solve the case

Even if we don't make it out alive!

Coco: According to my Calculation

The culprit should be here!

He's hiding through the walls and

Crash: I've got butterflies in my belly!

Coco: Shh! Don't make a sound because

He might be here

Boo! Oh it's just Geoffery, Geoffery what are you doing here?

Crash and Coco: It's the Spookiest

Kookiest Halloween!

We may bump into ghosts and they might destroy the machine!

But even that happens, we've got each other to help us shine!

We're gonna solve the case

Even if we don't make it out alive!

Who is a true friend?
Coco: Who is a true friend? Do they help you when you're lost...

Do they cheer when you do something right and take you our for dinner...

Tawna would've saved us right now, if she wasn't at a party...

She'd say "I've got your back you two, and smile at us..."

Now I know she won't be there, And I know that's not fair!

Now I know she won't come back...True friend

True Friend

True Friend where are you?

Crash: Who is a true friend? Do they hug you when you're hurt

Do they stand up for bullies when you cry's are being heard?

Jimmy would've saved us, if he was not at a party right now,

He'd smile at us and say that "Everything's okay..."

Now I know he won't be there...

Coco: Where's Tawna Where can she be?

Crash and Coco: Know I know they won't be there

Thanks to Neo trapping us here!

We're praying just help us please!

Crash: True friend

Coco: True Friend

Crash and Coco: True Friend where are you?

True Friend...

Hello Operator
Coco: Hello, Hello Hello?

Do you call me?

There is a trend dying out and I think it's time for me to shout

that if there's a trend, don't get to the wrong end 'cause it's just a trend!

It'll die out!

Mom and Pop always told me that

A trend is willing to die out one day

so what about the colours on that shirt

and the squiggles on that dress

they'll die out!

They'll die out!

Die Out!

So don't say it's okay

when all that clothing goes to waste!

You can still wear them even if they're not trendy anymore!

But even if they're trendy now

doesn't mean it'll stay that way 'cause

in every year, every day, every month

It'll be noting more than nostalgic!

Hello Operator?

I wanna report a fad

and it's real bad!

They say "It's cool"

They say "it's neat"

But two seconds later it's dead meat

There is a trend dying out and I think it's time for me to shout

that if there's a trend, don't get to the wrong end 'cause it's just a trend!

It'll die out!

Hello, Hello! Hello?

The signal's off again!

Lemmonade
Crash: You gota craving sweet

but you ain't hungry enough to eat something

but thristy enough to drink...

You take some lemons off the tree

you squeeze them out put them in a glass

You put some sugar and it looks "Sweet"

And it sure does!

Lemonade, it's sweet as sugar can be...

We sip we spit out all the pips in the drink

'cause the pips make it no great to drink

but if you sip it and you drink it and you drink it with a straw

you know! It's kinda sweet...

Lemonade, Lemonade....

Y'all want some Lemonade...

Let's drink, let's sip

And now we want some more,

Lemonade...

Country Jam
Crash: You got a partner

I got one too

Now here's a thing we like to do

You Dance with your partner make sure they don't fall

and that's the Country Jam do si do!

Coco: You spin them 'til they're dizzy

You make sure they fall!

You swing them in the air like you just don't care!

You Push them off the edge make sure it's very high!

and that's the Country Jam do si do!

Crash: Girls curtsey, Boys bow low!

And make sure there's no place for the N.Gins to go!

Lock the doors make sure they don't peep!

and that's the Country Jam do si do!

Coco: You grab the key

and you make a run

'cause Cortex is no fun!

He scammed the tickets

and there's no refunds!

and that's the Country Jam do si do!

Crash: I got one more,

You get in your car,

you drive outta here!

If they're here fight them within'

then you get in the car

drive 'til you're safe!

and that's the Country Jam do si do!

and that's the Country Jam do si do!

Crash and Coco: and that's the Country Jam do si do!

Look at all the festivity
Crash and Coco: Look at everybody during Christmas

can you spot who's frowning?

If you said no one, you're correct!

'Cause there's no time to be sad?

Crash: Look at all the toys in the window!

And some socks in a line!

If you see hot chocolate you know that's a sign

that it's

Crash and Coco: Chrismas!

Coco: Look at all the carollers carolling!

Carolling a tune!

No one would forget!

And all the children

are visiting santa claus

oh isn't it sweet that it's

Crash and Coco: Christmas!

But it isn't all about

the presents under the tree!

Rather it's about family and friends too!

That's the most important gift...of...all!

No we cannot wait

even if it's only 10 days

We're all very festive

and the christmas tree is bright!

25th of december

is the merry-est of all!

On Christmas!

Look all the Festivity!

Show who's Better
Crash: Put your back into it!

And say your last words!

'Cause the N.Sane are here crashin'

the boring party here!

We'll make it fun, we'll make it rad!

We'll make it the world's coolest!

The party is waiting for you 'cause

you gotta, gotta, gotta

Show who's better!

Show who's better!

The N.Sane Crew staring me

the show's about to begin!

We got my friends who are all against

the one and only N.Gins

the songs they make? They Stink.

The things they do? Awful!

You hear us kids? Shout it out!

Audience: Hello The N.Sane Crew!

Coco: You know life's gonna be better!

Put that frown upside down show who's better

Are we good at music? Yes!

Are they good at Music? I don't think so!

You hear us kids? Shout it out!

Audience: Hello The N.Sane Crew!

Crash and Coco: You gotta show show show! (Who's better?)

You gotta show show show! (Who's better!)

Who'll be in the top charts today?

Audience: The N.Sane Crew!

You gotta show show show! (Who's better?)

You gotta show show show! (Who's better!)

Crash: Who's the best? We are!

Coco: Who's the coolest? We are!

Crash and Coco: Who?

Audience: The N.Sane Crew!

Crash and Coco: You gotta show show show! (Who's better?)

You gotta show show show! (Who's better!)

Crash: Who are we?

Audience: The N.Sane Crew!

Crash: Yeah...