Transcript of Sminster ads in Internet

Ad #1 (1981)
Two baseball players are seen running from a collapsing building.

Narrator: On July 11, 1976, a new era began in the Sminster restaurant. It opened it's first location in Internet. This first location was the first restaurant to serve in the country. Order corn, with Sminster.

The screen fades to a black background and the Sminster logo.

Ad #2 (1989)
We see a plate of hamburgers with a side of Smits-Cola on the front.

Narrator: Now, for this Centennial Day deal, get 50 hamburgers and an 18-gallon tub of soda for just 50 bloodcells and 3 vlokozu.

The screen fades to the Sminster logo, getting ripped apart by a can of beans.

Ad #3 (1994)
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