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Ricardo The Prank Monkey: The US Tour [2.9]

 * Ricardo: Alright, alright, I've got this cattail plant here, and that over there is a fake corn dog stand that looks legitimate, and whoever buys this is gonna have a lot of plant fluff coming out of their f**king mouths!
 * Person: Ah, 'ello. Whatcha got there?
 * Ricardo: It's a free corn dog.
 * Person: May I take it?
 * Ricardo: Certainly.
 * Person: Okay. (bites entire plant with one bite, then a lot of fluff comes out of his mouth, then vomit). Ugh! Oh, Shetland! F**k! You said that was a corn dog!
 * Ricardo: You just got pranked by The Prank Monkey!
 * Person: Oh!... Ya got me good! (quietly) Motherf**king monkey.

Gridiron Glory [2.10]

 * Narrator: Alright, first off in this corner is the Derbyshire Masters, Derbyshire's first gridiron team. Let's bring 'em in!

("You're My Heart, You're My Soul" by Modern Talking begins to play)

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