Golden Little Guy

The 9nth Crusade, better known as the "War of the Cucks", was a major conflict fought in the 21st century. Its belligerents were the Middle Eastern Cucks, led by Gree Guy, the neo-Soviet Union, led by Audel LaRoque, the Little Guy confederation, led by Little Guy and Little Girl, along with the United States and the United Kingdom because they get involved in everything. The war ended in a Soviet-Little Guy victory, and led to the destruction of many important nations, and into a new era.

Background
One year, Gree Guy decided to be a fucking faggot, and he conquered the Middle East, and Norway. He did some gay shit, and killed many. The neo-Soviets were angry about this, and entered talks with others to decide how to contain the empire. One day, Gree Guy did the unspeakable: He cucked the Queen of Lichtenstein. Outraged, the neo-Soviets, Little Guy Confederation, US, UK, and even those Canadian cucks declared war.

War
The war began with an allied firebombing of Istanbul. The city was destroyed in the bombing, and an invasion of Norway began, due to the excitement after the swift victory. The Neo-Soviets, led by Audel LaRoque himself, completely razed Norway to the ground, killing every man, woman, and child. They were all cucks anyways.

While everyone was invading Norway, Gree Guy moved his men east, and conquered all of Asia. He now had an army, 3 billion men strong, ready to fight. The allied forces decided to attempt an invasion of Arabia, and they failed, after fighting 1 billion men. May they all rip.

Realizing the hopelessness of defeating such a huge army conventionally, the allies met in Moscow, and they decided to nuke the ever-loving shit outta the Middle East. They armed their nukes, and blew up the fucking place. One legendary moment was when Dr. Beanson rode a nuke buck naked with his foot long cock flapping in the air, before flipping off Gree Guy and fucking killing him. It was extremely retarded but he was lauded as a national hero. The war was won.

Aftermath
The war led to a new world. With their newfound power, the neo-Soviets managed to destroy Canada, Britain, and the US, establishing the greatest world ever. Hail Chairman

LaRoque.