Lucky Star Bloodlines/Script

Konata and Yutaka's Scenario

 * Eguri: Shoot! I was about ready to kidnap you!
 * Yutaka: Nobody touches our princess!

Kagami and Tsukasa's Scenario

 * Eguri: Really? Look's like we're in double trouble now!
 * Tsukasa: Begone, evil spirit!

Hiyori and Patricia's Scenario

 * Eguri: Looks like I won't know what they're gonna get into.
 * Patricia: C'mon Hiyo-hiyo, after her!

Miyuki and Minami's Scenario

 * Eguri: You in the green hair, you're not strong enough to meet our ninja.
 * Minami: I'm gonna make you eat those words!

Konata and Yutaka's Scenario

 * Keel: I knew Eguri couldn't take you. After all, I'll just find your weak side and make you my bride!
 * Konata: Oh, for crying out loud! I won't let you get away with trying to take back the Lucky Star Kingdom!
 * Yutaka: It's our home, you know. And for the love of our queen, don't try to marry my cousin!
 * Keel: Well, turn around. Looks like you must prepare for trouble.
 * (Enter Eguri.)
 * Eguri: And we're gonna make it double!
 * Keel: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Kagami and Tsukasa's Scenario

 * Keel: I knew Eguri couldn't take you. After all, I'll just find your weak side and make you my bride!
 * Kagami: First off, why do you want to try and marry me, and second, you don't belong here.
 * Tsukasa: My sister's right, you should be like doing your taxes or preparing for that huge test.
 * Keel: Why should I? I'm not even good at those. Anyways, you must prepare for trouble.
 * (Enter Eguri.)
 * Eguri: And we're gonna make it double!
 * Keel: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Hiyori and Patricia's Scenario

 * Keel: I knew Eguri couldn't take you. After all, I'll just find your weak side and make you my bride!
 * Hiyori: No way josé! Under any circumstance may no driller take me back as an evil queen!
 * Patricia: I'm not even a Japanese citizen. I can just spray all of my holy water on you!
 * Keel: Really? Even those can't banish me. Looks like you must prepare for trouble.
 * (Enter Eguri.)
 * Eguri: And we're gonna make it double!
 * Keel: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Miyuki and Minami's Scenario

 * Keel: I knew Eguri couldn't take you. After all, I'll just find your weak side and make you my bride!
 * Miyuki: I didn't come here to get married, I just want to freeze you to an ice cube.
 * Minami: Then we'll blow you away with gusty powers!
 * Keel: My body's made of metal. You cannot break it! Looks like you must prepare for trouble.
 * (Enter Eguri.)
 * Eguri: And we're gonna make it double!
 * Keel: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Post-fight (all scenarios)

 * Keel: Dang it! My father's gonna hear about this!
 * Eguri: C'mon, RETREAT!!!