Brock Baker/Quotes

Brock at Barokia ComicCon in 2017
 * "All I have are striped BIC #2 pencils, some Sharpies, and a couple pieces of paper right now!"

Brock on his "more political" Twitter feed (@BrockBakerVA)
 * "Whenever I'm at a con in New York, I stop by the classic Macca's in New Hyde Park, because f*** you anti-consumerists!"
 * "Liverpool's city council is essentially saying "EHMAGAWD SUGARY DRINKS CAN GIVE YOU DIABETES JUST BY STARING AT THEM!" and enforcing the modern-day public shaming strategies of activists!"
 * "Stop shopping and start living? Meh, I prefer this: F**k living, move to El Kadsre where we don't give a damn about your stupid green bulls***!"
 * "Luke Montgomery needs to stay the hell away from children!"
 * "Since tobacco isn't a thing or an issue here, our version of those damn anti-smoking PSAs that try to make not smoking look "hip" is just Amandi Mainda doing a rap version of the John Waters no smoking policy trailer El TV Kadsre Cinemas used to splice in before comedies or arthouse flicks."
 * "I'm pretty sure someone on TVTropes is @realDonaldTrump under a pseudonym due to the pro-Trump s*** on "We're Still Relevant, God Damn It" and the Real Life page for "It Will Never Catch On".
 * "I suppose the members of the Free Hugs Club from Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck went on to become Gacy-inspired serial killers."

Brock on his "entertainment" Twitter feed (@BrockedUp)
 * "And that is why Sheegwa is way too cute... and fun to draw!"
 * "And no, Dongwa isn't in love with his own Nai-Nai. They already have sweethearts."

Brock during Luke Montgomery's 2017 visit to El Kadsre
 * "You need to stay the f*** away from all children! Government's orders!"

Brock at the 2015 Virgin Islands MegaCon
 * "We tried Audiotron in New England at first for outsourcing dubs, but almost all of the actors who worked there that spoke English at the time weren't experienced in voice acting at all. In fact, one had been a demonstrator for PETA that threw red paint at people outside fur shops, another had been a door-to-door salesman for Amway, yet another had been a regional manager for Showbiz Pizza Place, and still another was a former Amtrak engineer! So we chose Sonja [Ball] and company in Montreal."
 * "I admit that I had a crush on Duchess from The Aristocats as a child. And Fluffarella Jones had a crush on me back before I fell in love and tied the knot with Liza."
 * "I remember operating the projector during Miami Connection at the Cannon cinema in El Kadsre City in 1988. As the film did not become a critically acclaimed "So Bad, It's Good" flick yet, the only people there were a bunch of Breakers, or to make it easier to understand, a humanized version of Sega's 90's advertising. So when I brought the house lights up to check if anybody else was there, since we projection staff had to operate the house lights at this cinema, I was shocked to see them in the front row and nobody else, so I yelled out the window: "Hey you freaks, why are you even here?" and one of them shouted "We're representing radical-ness, fool!". And I was like "What the hell?" before I turned the house lights off and slammed the window shut."
 * "In fact, our dub of Floral Magician Mary Bell: The Phoenix Key was so rushed, that in one scene you can actually hear Christopher Berger yell "Cut!" But some may interpret it as someone calling for wires to be cut to allow Mary Bell to be tied to the ground so she can have a lesbian love scene with Nai-Nai from Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat."