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Cocteau Twins at Work - Heaven or Down Under

 * A Potato: POV - You're a compulsive gambler in an Australian casino.

Strype the People - Pumped Up Devils

 * YokoOhNo20: When the Christian kid pulls out a Bible from his backpack to stop the quiet kid's rampage via the power of God's love.
 * Leni Larceny: When the weird kid pulls out a sword from his duffel bag and proclaims himself the reincarnation of David.

Foster the Firm - Trekked Up Kicks

 * Qqqqqq2333: When the quiet kid sets his phaser to stun.
 * Alcoholica: When the Trekkie kid and the quiet kid team up to shoot their bullies together.

Foster the Enigma - Beyond the Kicks

 * ElectricZoo103: When the New Age kid pulls out a magic wand from his backpack and threatens to curse the whole school.

Pumped Up Scatman

 * 6969Skidoo: Don't come to Scatland tomorrow.
 * A Potato: When the quiet kid goes to Scatland and doesn't know if he should shoot anybody since hatred and resentment is unheard of there.

Billy John - Movin' Rock (Anthony's Crocodile)

 * Jk: First Face to Face, now this! Billy and Elton should have toured together more IMHO.

MetalliBoys - I Enter Sandman That Way

 * Under Pressure: When you're a Metallibanger but never want to hear your girlfriend say "I want it that way"
 * Alex Joel: When your gig is at a late-90s tween girl's slumber party.

All the Things Down Under

 * A Potato: POV: You're one half of a lesbian couple going out on your first date in Sydney.

Boys at Work - I Want It Down Under

 * Kazoo: The Backstreet Mates.

Girls at Work - Wannabe Down Under

 * RogdaBest: POV: You're a dyed-hair feminist in Melbourne.
 * Elliot B: Tell me what you want, mate.

Foster the Spice Girls - Wannabe Kicks

 * Wrench44: When the dyed-hair feminist and the quiet kid decide to shoot their bullies together.

Wiggle the People - Pump Up Your Kicks with Murray

 * RogdaBest: When the quiet kid suddenly shouts "Beauty mate!" while cocking a gun.

If Jump was performed by Joy Division

 * 6969Skidoo: Seeing Diamond Dave with Ian Curtis' face just frightens me.

If Baby was performed by Joy Division

 * Alcoholica: POV: You're a Belieber having a depressive episode.

You Kickstarted My Heart in the Wrong Neighborhood

 * Alcoholica: When the grunge fan notices the gangsta trying to rob him is wearing a Mötley Crüe T-shirt.

Every Day Down Under

 * Wrench44: Reminds me of the Sagwa episode where Sagwa, Dongwa and Sheegwa visited Melbourne and the Foolish Magistrate got robbed on a Macca's run.

Seventeen Kicks

 * Alcoholica:
 * BEAVIS: Heh, heh, look at Stewart. He's ditched the Winger shirt for a trench coat!
 * BUTTHEAD: Dude, now he's no longer lame.
 * BEAVIS: Heh heh, heh heh.
 * BUTTHEAD: Didn't Diarrhea tell us that yesterday he realized we were fuckin' with him, and he left school proclaiming vengeance?
 * BEAVIS: Like he would! Heh heh, heh-
 * (gunshots and screaming in distance)
 * BUTTHEAD: ...oh shit.


 * Aaronhead: "Stewart Snaps" would make a great Beavis & Butthead lost episode Creepypasta.

Föster the Crüe - Pump Up My Heart

 * FourDoorFord: When the quiet kid gets bullied for being a Crüehead.

Let the Bodies Rock

 * Darren Anderson: Perfect theme song for a serial killer who's also a huge hair metal fan.
 * Zoe: Gonna tell my kids this was Andrew W.K.

Vengaboys at Work - We Like to Party Down Under

 * StalinsLittleAngel: Vengakombi.
 * Darren Anderson: When the Six Flags bus arrives in Sydney.

Fairly Odd Kicks

 * Wrench44: "Cosmo! Wanda! I wish I wasn't bullied at school anymore!"

I Want The Master of Puppets

 * RogdaBest: When the 90s tween girl and her metalhead older brother fight for the aux cord.
 * Antmusic Stu: Metallica and the Backstreet Boys should team up to perform this once COVID-19's gone, with 10,000 Metallica fans on one side of the arena and 10,000 BSB fans on the other, each engaging in call-and-response with lines such as "Tell me why - MASTER OF PUPPETS PULLING YOUR STRINGS!"

My Coolio Romance - Gangsta's Parade

 * D'Angelino: When you're emo but want to hustle with the gangstas too.

My Chemical Scatman - The Scatman's World Parade

 * Wrench44: When you're crying in Scatland.

TLCoolio - Scrubs' Paradise

 * ShamoneYou: When a scrub gets shot while trying to holla at you.

TLCars - No Magic

 * FourDoorFord: When Ric Ocasek hollas at you from the backseat of Benjamin Orr's ride.

Slipknot ft. The Cars - Psychomagic

 * Darren Anderson: When you're a metalhead but your girl's got a hold on you tonight.

The C***s - You're Not A Dish, You're A Man

 * Darren Anderson: "Philip struggling to remember how Benjamin Orr played."

Memetallica - For Whom the Bell Toots

 * Lars Ulrich's BF:
 * James Het-feef: vocals, banjo, accordion
 * Eddie Van Halen: guitars (incl. bass)
 * Cliff Burton: RIP CLIFF BRO
 * Scatman John: human beatbox

The Backstreet Boys Ride a Roller Coaster

 * Wrench44: Most anti-climatic "(X) rides a roller coaster" video ever.

Slipknot ft. Tom Petty - Running Down a Psychosocial Dream

 * Lars Ulrich's BF: When the metal kid and his dad fight for the aux cord.

Tom Petty ft. Coolio - Gangsta's Dream

 * Elliot B: When the gangsta hops on his Harley.
 * Doctor Feelbad: When the Harley-Davidson dealership and the Citi Trends are located next to each other.

Tom Petty ft. TLC - Running Down Scrubs

 * StalinsLittleAngel: I can only imagine TLC dancing in a trailer park while dressed as the Dixie Chicks.

Bruce Springsteen vs. Journey - Born to Believe

 * Elliot B: Dave Marsh would totally have a heart attack and die if he heard this. Serves him right for thinking that Journey suck.

Hollaback Believer

 * Barney Fan 55: POV - Journey are marching towards you with the intent to kill.
 * Lars Ulrich's BF: When the only band you can find for the school dance are the DCI corps from the local university.

Holla Any Way You Want

 * Barney Fan 55: This is from the alternate universe where Journey hired Gwen Stefani as their new lead singer instead of Arnel Pineda.
 * Wolf Stephens-Adams: Gonna tell my kids this was Nightwish.

Runnin' Down a Dream but it's Bodies by Drowning Pool
Description: "Introducing Drowning Petty, probably the world's only nu-metal band from north-central Florida."
 * StalinsLittleAngel: When you're emo but live in a trailer park.

Through the Fire and Flames but it's Rebel Yell

 * Alexander Banno: I'm going to tell my kids this was Avenged Sevenfold

A Thousand Deaths

 * Lars Ulrich's BF: When you're a serial killer but don't want to be rude.
 * Alex: When the serial killer tickle tortures you to death.

Spice Girls - Wannabe but it's Dig by Mudvayne

 * Cick Narter: When you can't get the school show choir to play the GSA's girl power event so you settle for the stoner nu-metal kids from advisory.
 * Mickie Dick: What the hell, all you did was upload a Nightwish song.

Through the Fire and Flames but it's No Scrubs

 * Elephant Head: Gonna tell my kids this was FanGirls.
 * Karlos Rosarito: When you're a metalhead but your girlfriend's a old school rap fan and you have to compromise for your aux cord pick.

THC - No Snrubs

 * Alexander Banno:
 * Therapist: Chili Ocasek isn’t real. (S)he can't hurt you
 * Chili Ocasek:

Earth, Wind and Aerosmith - I Don't Want to Miss September

 * RogdaBest: When the end of the world is predicted to fall on September 21st.

Earth, Wind, and TLC - Waterfalls in September

 * Antmusic Stu: When you get diagnosed with HIV but still want to groove before you die.

#BLURREDPARADE

 * Cick Narter: POV: You're being stalked by a emo kid.

A Thousand Looks That Kill

 * Drew Cucumber: When the Crüehead and the Nessaholic are paired up on a school project.

Dëpechë Crüe - Enjoy the Looks

 * Joj Joj: When you're having a depressive episode in the mosh pit.

Eltontallica - Master of Crocodiles

 * Joj Joj: This is the perfect theme song for a gay metalhead.
 * Helium Tank: Elton John just announced he's not retiring from touring, instead he's going on tour with Metallica as soon as the Farewell Yellow Brick Road tour is over.
 * Lars Ulrich's BF: The opening acts will be Billy Joel with Slayer as his backing band and Mötley Crüe with special guest Vanessa Carlton. The Master of Yellow Brick Roads Tour 2024, coming soon.

Master of Scrubs

 * Bay Master: Metallica and TLC should perform this live once COVID-19's gone. It'll be mostly Chili and T-Boz twerking and grinding against James Hetfield while the rest of the band try to keep a straight face.

Petty 5 - Rockin' Down A Dream

 * Bay Master: It's like Cletus Spuckler got himself a redneck swing band.
 * Dee Deek: Tom Petty made 115 different accounts in Heaven to dislike this video.

Slipranger - Psychosister

 * DeadActivist21:
 * Sister Christian: Sis, you shouldn't go through your life so fast.
 * Sister Christian mixed with Psychosocial: Sis, you won't go through your life so fast.


 * Bay Master:
 * You'll be alright TONIGHT.
 * That's a threat. That's definitely a threat.


 * Caillou's Daddy: When the kid who wishes he was born in the 80s and the nu metal kid build a friendship based on a mutual liking for long-ass hair.
 * Dee Deek: Gonna tell my kids this was Creed.

Megaoutfield - Your Souls

 * Kaylew: Gonna tell my kids this was 90125-era Yes.
 * The Table: Tony Lewis of The Outfield could easily pass for Trevor Rabin, but Dave Mustaine would have needed to cut his hair to be Jon Anderson.

'Til Andrewsday - Voices Die

 * Caillou's Daddy: When you're a mass murderer but don't want to be rude.

Yes ft. Ratt - Roundandroundabout

 * Morris Marina: In a parallel dimension, YesWest was a hair metal band instead of a pop rock band.
 * Bay Master: Great, now I have this mental image of Jon Anderson, Chris Squire and Trevor Rabin with long hair and makeup.

Des'bizkit - You Gotta Break Stuff

 * Kaylew: When you're angsty but don't wanna be rude.
 * Bay Master:
 * BBC poll voters: "Bro, Des'ree's "Life" has the worst lyrics for a pop song!"
 * Me:


 * RogdaBest: This appears to be from a parallel dimension where Fred Durst was a 90s R&B singer and Des'ree formed Limp Bizkit.

Museya - Black Holes Anywhere

 * Big Man: When the new age psychic's practice is next door to a strip club.

Popped Up Kicks

 * Bay Master: When the quiet kid comes to school wearing a *NSYNC T-shirt, hoping to direct attention away from the duffel bag he's carrying.

Foster the Muse - Pumped Up Black Holes

 * Wrench44: Sounds like something that would play at an emo strip club.

Natalie Imbruglia ft. Fred Durst - Tear Stuff

 * Alexandra Terra: This feels like what would happen if Eminem had a nervous breakdown, became a born-again Christian, and wrote a R&B love ballad. And then Eddie Van Halen showed up.

Pantoma - Lobotomy (or, Mouth for Lambada)

 * Wrench44: When the U.S. invades Venezuela to oust Maduro.

Elton Grips - Guillotine Rock

 * Uncle Phil: When the gangsta calls you "darling".

Cherry Pie Girl

 * Alexandra Terra: When the head cheerleader turns out to be a metalhead.

Torn Racer

 * Uncle Phil: When the nerdy kid shows up to the local emo nite.

Speed Racer Make You Lose Control

 * Duck: When you're a Spud committed to spreading the truth about de-evolution but your girlfriend is a old-school rap fan and you have to compromise.

Top Shit

 * Maximum Satisfaction:
 * Tonight on Bottom Gear,
 * I sell my soul to Satan,
 * James burns down a church,
 * and Richard becomes a Crüehead.

Torn Girl

 * Duck: When you're a emo cheerleader.

Enigmuse - Beyond the Invisible Supermassive Black Hole

 * RogdaBest: This is what would play in a New Age strip club.

You Spin My Bottle Right Round

 * Duck: Dead or Alive + Jim Croce = Storm Front-era Billy Joel

TLC ft. Kurt Cobain - Heart-Shaped Waterfalls

 * Antmusic Stu: This is from an alternate universe where Kurt Cobain overcame his depression, went clean, disbanded Nirvana, divorced Courtney Love, and became a successful R&B singer. And then Left Eye showed up.

Quiet the People - Pumped Up Heads

 * Maximum Satisfaction:
 * Toxic metalhead: "I hate pop music!"
 * Quiet kid: "I hate my school!"
 * Both: "...Let's team up!"

Backstreetones - I Want Change

 * Duck: Gonna tell my kids this was Dead by April.
 * Kaylew: When the edgy metalhead kid and the BSB fangirl go out on a date.

Billy Ray Cobain - Achy Breaky Heart-Shaped Box

 * Duck: When the country girl has a crush on that kid who always wears a Nirvana T-shirt.
 * Mouth for War: Gonna tell my kids this was Nickelback.

Korn Garden - I Want You On A Leash

 * Big Man: This feels like the music that would play in a emo strip club.
 * Imma Spoonman: Savage Garden should reunite to play this live with Korn.
 * Duck:
 * 1st part: Wow, Savage Garden got really dark.
 * 2nd part: Man, Korn was never the same after Head became a born-again Christian.

Ghoststreet's Back

 * Antmusic Stu: Alternate universe where the members of the Backstreet Boys become the original Ghostbusters and some guys in New York create their own boy band.
 * Maximum Satisfaction: Ghostbusters from Orlando, too!
 * Sammydaman22: They summon Gozer at Cinderella Castle lol
 * Duck: *cough* Dream Street *cough*

Schnappi Bizkit

 * Antmusic Stu: When you're angsty but are also wholesome AF.

Capital Bizkit - Safe Stuff

 * YokoOhNo20: Alternative universe where indie pop and nu-metal both continued to make appearances in the Top 40 until 2016.
 * Cick Narter: "Capital Bizkit" sounds like a nu metal-themed artisan bakery that appeals to both gluten-free, indie rock-loving millennial hipsters and manly metalheads.

Rage Against the Cities - Safe and Sound in the Name Of

 * Cick Narter: Gonna tell my kids this was Chumbawumba.
 * Antmusic Stu: You're trying to get "Safe and Sound" to Smash Mouth levels of mashability, are you?
 * DefendPopPunk2: When you want to overthrow the government but you'd rather deal with safeguarding the people around you rather than smashing businesses' windows.

Killing in the Name Of but it's the Home Depot jingle

 * Antmusic Stu: "Want to overthrow the government to establish a classless communist society? Home Depot's got you covered."
 * Elliot B: When you smash a bank window but it actually concerns you about the quality of the glass they used.

Pumped Up Shake

 * Antmusic Stu: Alternate universe where indie pop and alt rock continued appearing on the mainstream Top 40 charts until 2015.

Billie Eilish - Bad Guy but it's Supermassive Black Hole

 * DefendPopPunk2: This is what should be played in a goth strip club.

Bobby Shmurda - Hot ***** but it's Use Me by Bill Withers

 * Elliot B: This must be Bobby Shmurda's prison talent show entry.

.38 Special - Hold on Loosely but it's Bodies by Drowning Pool

 * Antmusic Stu: This is like if the 38 in .38 Special stood for the number of fools Donnie Van Zant sent to the morgue.

Enya - Anywhere Is but it's Hey Ya! by OutKast

 * Duck: When the introverted kid and the preppy kid battle for the aux cord.
 * Cick Narter:
 * "Hey fellas!"
 * "YEAAAHH??"
 * "What is the moon upon the ocean swept around?"
 * "In motion!"
 * "I CANT HEAR YA, what is THE MOON UPON THE OCEAN SWEPT AROUND???"
 * "IN MOOOOTTIIOOONNNN!!!"
 * "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT"

Taylor Swift - Shake It Off but it's For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica

 * Cursed Jani Lane: This is what it sounds like whenever North Korea threatens nuclear warfare.
 * Duck: When your little sister and your dad both want to pick the music.

Helena Dig

 * Elliot B: When you're a metalhead but your GF's a indier-than-thou hipster so you have to make a compromise with your aux cord pick.
 * Antmusic Stu: This is just a normal grunge song.

Death Grips - I've Seen Footage but it's Owner of a Lonely Heart by Yes

 * Error 69: This sounds like the most confusing boy band ever.
 * Antmusic Stu: Gonna tell my kids this was Brockhampton.

Slipknot - Psychosocial but it's Go For It by Screaming Yellow Players

 * Antmusic Stu: What the hell? All you did was upload a Skillet song.

Slipknot - Psychosocial but it's Safe and Sound by Capital Cities

 * Maximum Satisfaction: When the kind boi goes to the metal kids' jam session.

Enya - Only Time but it's Because I Got High by Afroman

 * Yolanda Gutierrez: I love having the music tastes of a mid-to-late-1990s quiet kid and the sense of humor of a early-2010s 15-year old.

SWV - Right Here but it's Doin' Your Mom (SWV's Right Here x RayWilliamJohnson's Doin' Your Mom)

 * Antmusic Stu: When sassy black girls and edgy 17-year old white boys hang out at the same barbecue.

SWV ft. Bobby Shmurda - Hot Boy Right Here (SWV's Right Here x Bobby Shmurda - Hot *****)

 * Elliot B: Gonna tell my kids this was Whodini.

MercyMe - I Can Only Imagine but it's Pony by Ginuwine

 * Doris: When you commit all seven deadly sins at once.
 * Antmusic Stu: When you mash this up with Pony, the line "Will I dance for You Jesus" sounds really... different, to say the least.