User blog:SpookyScarySylveon/Calling Out Zacharylunsford1999

'''NOTE: This post is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT, and as such, I implore you to read with care and to not comment until you've read every last word and properly understand the points I'm trying to communicate. Trust me - I can tell if you haven't.'''

Chances are that most of you have already heard of Zacharylunsford1999, or have at least read one of his pages; but, on the off chance you haven't, I'll try my best to fill you in. Zachary Lunsford, or Zach, as I'll be referring to him throughout the rest of this post, is a 23 year old editor on this very wiki who's perhaps most well known for creating Desertworld, M.E. Company, Golden Nugget Studios, and a bunch of other pages. However, his creations are not what this post is about. No, instead, we'll be talking about Zach's...conduct, to put it lightly.

I and another user (who I will not name in order to protect their identity, should the mods side with Zach) have been talking for a while, and we've both reached the conclusion that Zach's behavior, both on and off the wiki, warrants a ban. There are a lot of things I could mention in this post, from the fact he made a fictional movie based off of a real child abuser, to his habit of using autism to excuse people's wrongdoings, or the fact that the majority of his pages are insanely low quality, with poor grammar and logos that look like they were drawn in MS Paint, but for the sake of keeping things concise and as clear as possible, I'll limit myself to the most damning point of all. And what is this damning point, I hear you ask?

I have reason to believe that Zachary Lunsford is a pedophile.

Now, I know that sounds very outlandish and accusatory at first glance, but I have the receipts, and I'm willing to pass them around. Most of my evidence for this point comes from none other than Zach's DeviantArt account, which is flooded with inflation fetish art. Now let me make one thing crystal clear - the fact he has an inflation fetish is not the problem. The problem is that he's drawn fetish art of Lincoln Loud, Gumball Watterson, and Lucas from Mother 3, all of whom are canonically MINORS. "But wait!" I hear you cry, "How do you know this is the Zach from DFW?" Well, dear reader, I know it’s him because he’s crossposted some of the logos he’s made for his theme parks on both DFW and his DA. Hell, there's even a tier list on his account in which he practically admits that he likes inflation fetish art of KIDS. It doesn't get any more transparent than that.

So that's that. There's a myriad of other things I could mention, such as his habit of barging into conversations and trying to derail them, but I feel like I've already provided enough evidence to warrant at least some sort of punishment. Oh, and one more thing: Zach, I know you're reading this post, so I might as well end it with a message from me to you:

I don't hate you, Zach. This post was not made out of malice or spite, but out of concern. I'm not 100% sure if you know what you're doing is wrong, so I'm not gonna ask you to permanently leave DFW or do anything outlandish. There is one thing I will ask of you, though: PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, '''GET. HELP.''' I don't care who you are - it is NEVER okay for a 23 year old to draw fetish art of a minor, even if said minor is a fictional character.

And with that, this post is over. God, this post took forever to write. I might post some more evidence in the comments later, but for now, I think this is enough.