Fictional Brad Tries Episodes/Brad Tries Sminster's Smits-Sagwa

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 * Brad: Yeah, because the Chinese Siamese Cat needs her own burger too! And most of the Star Wars fans who clicked on this thought it was about the wookie that shares a name with her. *laughs* Anyways, Sminster has decided to hop on the cartoonish menu item bandwagon lately-
 * (Brad takes the Smits-Sagwa out of the bag)
 * Brad: -and because they're El Kadsreian and El Kadsreians Love Sagwa, they've just issued the Smits-Sagwa. 'Cause your lunch needs to have a moral about learning about ancient China and friendship. Anyways-
 * (Brad points to the burger's parts)
 * Brad: -the Smits-Sagwa has a bun with Sagwa and her name in English and Chinese toasted on it, a fish patty with mockbuster Szechuan sauce on it, two pieces of shrimp, cheese, and a thickburger patty with teriyaki sauce. And I had to drive all the way to Taylorville since the only Sminster in Central Illinois is in the downtown a couple blocks from that two-screen cinema I've gone to for some Midnight Screenings.
 * (Lloyd hops on the couch)
 * Brad: *laughs* Lloyd, I guess talking of the show that's home to your grandma wife has triggered you to come onto the couch!
 * (Lloyd begins sniffing the Smits-Sagwa Brad is holding)
 * Brad: No Lloyd, you'll have some fish in your bowl soon!
 * (Brad shoos Lloyd off)
 * Brad: Anyways, let's dine!
 * (Brad takes a massive bite of the burger)