All Hail Simon Bolivar

 is a song recorded by El Kadsreian eurodance artist and comedian Dr. Doctor.

Content
The song has a humorous, anti-socialism tone and is sung from the perspective of Dr. Doctor (real name Douglas Devens Stalin-Chavez), the world's leading socialist activist. His eventual frustration with capitalism leads him to take over the country of Costa Doblaje and became it's leader, banning all items even remotely considered by anti-consumerists and socialists to be part of a non-existent "capitalist agenda".

Music Video
The music video was filmed in, in the  and was directed by Dr. Doctor himself, who appears alongside members of  dressed in Soviet-inspired outfits. Fitchburg would later double for in Hypersquad.