The Devons Movie/Quotes

The Devons Movie is a 1991 film directed by Walter Gyver and written by Walter Gyver and Rick Copp.

It's Sometimes Hard In The Big Easy Tagline

Dialogue

 * Tia: Oh, boy! I'll bet Bernie will be so happy about how much I've won!
 * [Tia opens the door to a small surprise party featuring Bernie and Tia's parents]
 * Everyone: Surprise!
 * Tia: Oh, my goodness!
 * Bernie: Well, what do you think?
 * Chandra Devon: We were in town and we saw your big win on Wheel of Fortune.
 * Stuart Williams: And as the loving grandfather of your two children, we came here to congratulate you with our son.
 * Tia: Wow! Everyone, I may not have expected this small but huge party, but thank you.
 * Chandra: And by the way, Tia. Guess what?
 * Tia: What is it?
 * Jivan Devon: We have exciting news!
 * Tia: Yes, come on, tell me!
 * Jivan: Your friend, Harjeet, is getting married in Charlotte!
 * [Tia screams in joy]
 * Tia: I don't believe it! My cousin's finally getting married, and since I won $75,000 on Wheel of Fortune, I am going to use the money for the trip.
 * Zachary: Wow, that's amazing and all, but, Charlotte is in the Carolinas, how are we gonna get there?
 * Tia: With the money I won on Wheel of Fortune.


 * Bernie: Alright, since it's Friday, let's order a pizza. What'll it be?
 * Zachary: I'll have, uh... Pepperoni with extra Cheese and some sausage.
 * Clementine: And I'll have plain Pepperoni please.
 * Bernie: Coming right up! Wait here, kids.
 * [Zachary comes out of the RV with a boombox, he presses play and "Pee-Wee's Dance" by Joeski Love plays. He later starts dancing like the song's lyrics. 2 minutes later, Bernie and Tia come out, with Tia confused]
 * Tia: What is Zachary doing?
 * Bernie: He's doing the Pee-wee Herman. You know, the dance from his favorite film?
 * Tia: Oh. Well, let's wait until he's done dancing.


 * Employee Commission Lady: Alright, let's get started. Place of birth?
 * Tia: The West Indies.
 * Lady: In the Caribbean? That's very interesting.
 * Tia: Why?
 * Lady: We've never had someone from the Caribbean come here before. Favorite hobbies?
 * Tia: Cleaning and cooking.