Super-Flyer Returns/Transcript

(Theme Song)

(Couch Gag: Everyone rushes to the couch, but Etta and Pterano are flung out.)

(New York City is seen from above, suddenly a loud scream is heard.)

Super-Flyer:: Oh, duty calls.

Superfemale-Flyer: Let's see who is needing our help.

2004 Sam Raimi Earth-96283 Spider-Man: I'm coming with you!

Superfemale-Flyer: Hello, Spider-Man.

Spider-Man: Hi, Superfemale-Flyer, Super-Flyer.

Super-Flyer: We heard loud scream calling for help.

(All of the 3 superheroes are flying to see what's happening and it's revealed that the scream belonged to a little girl who was kidnapped by a bunch of thieves.)

Spider-Man:They are delaying! Hurry!

Super-Flyer: We have to save that little girl!

Superfemale-Flyer: Or else she might get hurt!

Spider-Man: (orders) Charge!

(They hear a whoosh.)

Spider-Man: Whoa! What's that?

(Smoke bomb explodes, then a little Longneck dressed in black ninja suit appears)

Spider-Man: [Coughing] Who are you?

Ninja-Neck: (introduces himself) I'm Ninja-Neck.

Super-Flyer: Where did you come from?

Spider-Man: Are you a competition or something?

Super-Flyer: I think he's just a random fan of ours.

Ninja-Neck: You'll see, you ignorants!

Spider-Man: Feh!

Ninja-Neck: Gotta go. (smokebombes and vanishes away)

Superfemale-Flyer: [Coughing] Phew! His bombs smell like Sharptooth's breath.

Super-Flyer: Not! Like dead fish!

Spider-Man: Hey, you two! When you were arguing, the thieves escaped with the little girl! We have to find them and save her!

Super-Flyer: (blushes under his mask) True.

Spider-Man: Now go!

Super-Flyer: Roger that!

(At Rocky's apartment...)

Littlefoot: I'm bored.

Ali: What shall we do?

Mutt: We can watch Super-Flyer and Superfemale-Flyer in action.

Ruby: (leans on Hyp's chest) [Sighs Dreamily] Oh, Super-Flyer, Super-Flyer, oh.

Hyp: (whispers to Mutt's ear) I think she's in love with him.

Ruby: What did you say?

Hyp: (makes a fake smile) Nothing!

Ruby: Don't make a fool out of yourself. I know what you said.

Mutt: [Gulps]

Hyp: (nervously smiles) I said "I think you're in love with Super-Flyer."

Petrie: (eats jelly pudding) This jelly is deeeeelicious!

Wild Arms: And sticky.

Cera: (eats a chocolate bar) Hmm, this chocolate is delicious too.

Petrie: Mine jelly is better!

Garfield: D'oh!

Wild Arms: (eats a carrot) Well, here we go again.

(In the room a cloud of smoke appears and Ninja-Neck comes out of it)

Wild Arms: Aah! WHO are you?

Littlefoot: Shorty! How's ninja-ing?

Shorty: Not well, brother. Spider-Man, Superfemale-Flyer and Super-Flyer are pretty sceptical about me.

Ruby: (sighs dreamily again) Oh, Super-Flyer.

Ali: I think you should prove them your skills.

Littlefoot: Yes, and they will change their mind.

Shorty: [Karate Yell]

Littlefoot: That's my bro!

Hyp: (drops his jaw)

Getor: [Cooing]

Hyp: Shorty, is that you?

Shorty: Yes, Hyp.

Petrie: (taking a bath on jelly) [Sighing] Oh, this is so nice.

Cera: You mean Shorty being ninja or whatever he is?

Wild Arms: No, you silly. He's talking about the jelly bath.

(In between 2nd Ave and E 113th St...)

Bron: Papa, have you seen Littlefoot, Shorty and the others?

Grandpa Longneck: Not yet, Bron.

Bron: He's propably with his friends at Rocky's apartment.

Grandpa Longneck: I thought so.

Bron: Did you see something interesting

Grandma Longneck: Yes, Spider-Man saving innocents.

Bron: Look!

Grandma Longneck: Where?

Grandpa Longneck: Dearie and-- and-- Bron, are you OK? What are you seeing?

Bron: I see... [Gasps] 3 SUPERHEROES!!!

(The Berry-Bellies, the first one with blue suit, goggles. The second one with red suit, tiara. The third one with white suit, headband standing on a rooftop and jump down, land on their bellies.)

Berry-Belly #1: Wow! This is great!

Berry-Belly #2: Yes!

Berry-Belly #3: [Squeaks]

Grandpa Longneck: Who are you?

Bron: Where did you come from?

Grandpa Longneck: Are you superheroes?

Berry-Bellies: WE ARE THE BERRY-BELLIES!

Bron: Berry-Bellies?

Berry-Belly #2: Yes, I'm 2, this is 1 and 3.

Bron: What are you doing here?

Berry-Belly #1: Saving city, what else.

Bron: (thinks) Didn't I see them before? No, that's ridiculous. (out loud) Very nice to meet you, I'm Bron and these are my parents-in-law Grandma and Grandpa Longneck.

Berry-Belly #2: The pleasure is all ours.

Berry-Belly #1: What can we do for you?

Grandpa Longneck: Can you give us your autographs, please?

Berry-Belly #2:

(At Curt Connors' lab...)

Curt Connors: (happily) I got it! I made a disease which can turn people into lizards.

Rocky: Really?

Nod: Yeah, really?

Guido: (stares at the disease)

Rocky: (his jaw drops)

Curt Connors: I need a volunteer to test it.

(Nod and Guido hides behind Rocky)

Rocky: (rolles his eyes) Cowards! I'll try it!

Guido: Please be carefull.

Rocky: It's just a water.

Nod: I don't think so.

Guido: (thinks) I'm afraid already.

(Rocky drinks the disease and nothing happens at first)

Dr. Connors: Or make your arm muscular.

Rocky: Whoa!

Nod: Yeah, whoa!

Guido: Nod?

Nod: Yes?

Guido: I'm afraid a little.

Nod: Of what?

Guido: I think it's gonna be a long day.

(On W 42 ST...)

Hyp: Dad?

Hyp's Father: Yes, son?

Hyp: Can we please watch Spider-Man in action?

Hyp's Father: Well, why not.

Hyp: Yay! (hugs his father tight)

Hyp's Father: (hugs his son too) Let's go!

(Scene cuts to Littlefoot and Rhett arguing)

Rhett: Oh Littlefoot, your club isn't for big I.D.K.S.C!

Littlefoot: (thinks) I-D-K-C-S, wha-Hey, I'M GONNA TELL MY DAD!

Rhett: Feh!

Littlefoot: Ha!

Rhett: (sticks his tongue at him)

Littlefoot: (turns around and see Ninja-Neck)

Ninja-Neck: Littlefoot, look out!

(Green Goblin appears in front of the little Longnecks)

Green Goblin (2002): (laughing evilly) Hahaha!

Littlefoot: Who's that?

Ninja-Neck: Green Goblin.

Green Goblin: Very well, you brats!

Ninja-Neck: Who do you call brats?!

Green Goblin: You three!

Ninja-Neck: I'll show you who is brat here!

(Meanwhile Spider-Man, Super-Flyer and Superfemale-Flyer defeated the thieves and saved the little girl. She was so happy that she hugged the superheroes tight and asked them for an autograph and a photo. They granted it, she thanked them and returned to her parents who were nearby. Suddenly Green Goblin appeared in front of the superheroes.)

Spider-Man: We have company!

Super-Flyer: Who?

Spider-Man: Green Goblin!

Green Goblin: Hahaha!

Ninja-Neck: (dodges him, but the villain quickly ducks)

Spider-Man: Give up!

Green Goblin: Never!

(Then a superhero came out of nowhere with a cloud suit, cape, headband, it was Wind-Neck)

Littlefoot: Who are you?

Wind-Neck: I'm Wind-Neck.

Green Goblin: Wind-Neck?!

Super-Flyer: [Sighs] Glad another hero is here.

Wind-Neck: (uses his wind powers to blow Green Goblin far away)

(Everyone cheers while Doc comes to see what happened)

Doc, the Lone Dinosaur: Did I miss something and who are those young superheroes?

Littlefoot: Doc, allow me to introduce Ninja-Neck and Wind-Neck.

Ninja-Neck: Hi there.

Wind-Neck: Hello.

Doc: Nice to meet you.

Spider-Man: I have another partners now.

Littlefoot: Yes, you have.

(Scene cuts to Hyp, Getor and their father walking in Central Park)

Hyp: Dad?

Hyp's Father: Yes, son?

Hyp: Are you happy?

Hyp's Father: Yes, why?

Hyp: I just had to assure.

Hyp's Father: You didn't have to.

Getor: [Giggling]

Hyp's Father: Anyway, did you see Spider-Man?

Hyp: Not yet.

Hyp's Father: Sooner or later he will appear.

Spider-Man: (swings on his webs) Hello, guys!

Hyp: Spidey! I knew you'll come!

Spider-Man: We have new superheroes!

Hyp's Father: Really?

Getor: [Cooing]

Spider-Man: Yes, Ninja-Neck, Wind-Neck and 3 Berry-Bellies.

Hyp: Wow!

Spider-Man: They just appeared and I don't know where did they come from.

Hyp's Father: Interesting.

Hyp: I already met Ninja-Neck, but not the others yet.

Spider-Man: Well, let's go!

Hyp: Yay!

(At Times Square...)

(The grown-ups are chatting with Melanie, Mary Jane, Tricia, Austin, Ed and Ali.)

Tria: What a wonderful day, don't you think, sweetie?

Tricia: Ah.

Mr. Threehorn: Feh!

Tria: (scolds him) Topsy, don't be so grumpy!

Grandma Longneck: You wouldn't believe that! I, Grandpa and Bron met 3 superheroes, the Berry-Bellies.

Austin: (wideyes)

Ed: (his jaw drops)

Austin: Heard I right?

Melanie Griffin: Did she say "Berry-Bellies"?

Mary Jane Watson: I heard that too.

Ali: Mother, can I go and see them?

Ali's Mother: Yes, sweetheart, but be carefull.

Mama Flyer: Interesting, VERY interesting, don't you think, Mrs. Swimmer?

Mama Swimmer: Yes, Mrs. Flyer.

Mama Flyer: I thought so.

(Pterano appears in front of his sister.)

Pterano: Hello.

Mama Flyer: Hello, big brother.

Pterano: What are you all talking about?

Mama Flyer: About new superheroes in the city.

Pterano: I saw two already, Ninja-Neck and Wind-Neck.

Mama Flyer: The others are called the Berry-Bellies.

Pterano: (drops his beak) Wow!

Mama Flyer: You are happy, aren't you?

(Pterano begins to sweat)

Mama Flyer: Pterano? Are you OK?

Pterano: (nervously) Uhh... yeah! Uhh... could you...uh...go to Downtown Manhattan?

Mama Flyer: Sure.

(Mama Flyer goes to Downtown Manhattan while Pterano quickly hides to an alley, starts to put his super suit on and after a while Super-Flyer comes out.)

(On E 45th St....)

Spider-Man: Hey! Rhino! I knew prison's ain't wide enough to hold ya.

Rhino: Wide enough? You're funny.

Spider-Man: I don't think so! (tries to tie him with spider webs, but the villain rips it)

Rhino: Your webs can't stop me!

Super-Flyer: (yells) Super-Flyer's coming!

Wind-Neck: (blows the villain away)

Invisi-Teryx: (makes himself visible) Invisi-Teryx's the name!

Elasti-Teryx: (stretch his wings and legs) I need to be more flexible. I'm Elasti-Teryx by the way and this is Cutie-Horn.

Cutie-Horn: [Laughing]

(Green Goblin appears)

Green Goblin: You think you can beat me?

Sailback: (appears in front of everyone) The name's Sailback.

Spider-Man: Can you please defeat him?

Green Goblin: Not so fast!

(The Vulture appears)

Super-Flyer: Oh, boy. Another villain.

Vulture: (looks at Superfemale-Flyer) Hiya, beauty!

Superfemale-Flyer: Leave me alone, you buzzard! (punches him)

Vulture: Ouch!

Spider-Man: This is what you get!

(Electro appears)

Wind-Neck: Take this! (tries to blow him away, but no use) What?

Electro: (shocks him with his electric powers)

Super-Flyer: I'll take care of Wind-Neck and you handle Green Goblin!

Spider-Man: Fine.

Green Goblin: [laughs Evilly]

Spider-Man: Let's do this!

Electro: HAHAHA!

Green Goblin: (finds himself tied in Spider-Man's webs)

Spider-Man: I got you!

Vulture: [Screech!]

Super-Flyer: Stay away from my partner!

(Ninja-Neck appears)

Ninja-Neck: Hello.

Electro: WHO ARE YOU?!

Ninja-Neck: I am Ninja-Neck!

Vulture: (tries to attack him, but Super-Flyer quickly protects him)

Ninja-Neck: Thanks.

Super-Flyer: You're welcome.

(The fight between superheroes and supervillains continues on)

Vulture: Dino-Superheroes?? You seein' this, Electro?

Electro: Never seen one before.

Vulture: I got this.

Spider-Man: Oooff.

Green Goblin: (blasts at him)

Super-Flyer: Watch out!

(The blast goes off, throwing Super-Flyer into a building)

Wind-Neck: (uses his wind powers to bring him back)

Spider-Man: Are you OK?

Super-Flyer: Don't worry about me. I'm always OK.

Ninja-Neck: We'll take care of the villains.

Spider-Man: Yes.

Vulture: HAHAHA!

Super-Flyer: (gets up and punches him)

(Then a rumble is heard, it's the Berry-Bellies hopping and blasting berries and the villains retreated)

Berry-Belly #1: That was GOOD! WE WON!

Berry-Belly #2: YEAH! WE DID IT!

Berry-Belly #3: [Squeaks With Joy]

Ninja-Neck: That was awesome!

Superfemale-Flyer: You were great!

Ninja-Neck: Who are you, guys?

Berry-Belly #2: The Berry-Bellies.

Spider-Man: Where ARE these superheroes coming from?

Ninja-Neck: (shrugs)

Super-Flyer: (thinks) Do I know them? No, that's ridiculous. (out loud) What an honor to have another heroes in the city!

Spider-Man: Well, I guess our job is done here.

(Spider-Man, Super-Flyer and Superfemale-Flyer went back to Rocky's apartment)

Act 2

(At Rocky's apartment...)

News Anchorman: (on TV) T Breaking news! The NYC has new superheroes! It looks like our Spider-Man, Super-Flyer and Superfemale-Flyer have another partners!

Ruby: (leans on Littlefoot) [Sighs Dreamily] Oh, Super-Flyer. I want to see him again.

Littlefoot: Did ya see that?

Wild Arms: I have no words.

Cera: Another superheroes?

Hyp: Great, isn't it?

Chomper: It's awesome! (jumps in joy)

Garfield: YES!

Ducky: I'd like to meet them. Yep, yep, yep.

Shorty: (nods his head)

Mutt: I can't already wait!

Hyp: Yeah, me too.

(Mud-Neck with mud suit, mud hat, Cream-Neck with cream suit, cream hat, Thunderneck: black suit, mask, Thunderfemale-neck: grey suit, mask appear in the room)

Littlefoot: Oh! WHO are you?

Mud-Neck: I'm Mud-Neck.

Cream-Neck: They call me Cream-Neck.

Thunderneck: The name's Thunderneck.

Thunderfemale-neck: Thunderfemale-neck's the name.

Ruby: Do you know Super-Flyer? (sighs dreamily again)

Chomper: Can you give me your autoghraphs, please?

Ducky: Me too, please.

Cera: I'd like to have one too, please.

(Nod, Guido, Rocky, Dr. Connors and Peter Parker comes in)

Rocky: Hi, guys!

Nod: Guess what!

Peter Parker: Sorry I'm late. I was bussy with, you know.

Dr. Connors: Hi, dinosaur kids.

Wild Arms: We saw new superheroes on TV.

Littlefoot: They are so cool!

Guido: Cera, where's Petrie?

Cera: (shrugs) I don't know.

(Guido sees Petrie bathing in the jam)

Petrie: You should relax, Guido.

Guido: I think you shouldn't do that.

Petrie: What? Relaxing?

Guido: No, bathing in the jam. You will be sticky, unable to fly and it's non-hygienic.

Petrie: Oh, come on.

Guido: Alright then. (falls in the jam) [Sighing] I'm changing my mind.

Petrie: It's nice.

Guido: Yeah, it is.

Littlefoot: Gross.

Peter Parker: Ughh.

(Later...)

(The Gang with Rocky and Garfield played Hide and Seek)

Rocky: 16...17...18...19...20!

Mutt: Whoa! That was fun!

Ducky: Yep, yep, yep!

Spike: Next time we can find food.

Jessie Wilde: Your idea is not bad, Spike.

Garfield: D'oh! Look who is flying here!

(Super-Flyer and Superfemale-Flyer flies in with Ali)

Super-Flyer: HERE I AM!

Ali: Look, Ruby who is here!

Ruby: (turns to them and see Super-Flyer and squeaks in joy) Hello, Super-Flyer, Super-Flyer, hello! (then she happily hugs him tight)

Super-Flyer: Easy, easy. I need an air to breath.

Ruby: Oops, sorry. (she releases her hug a little bit)

Super-Flyer: Never mind. (gives her an autograph)

Superfemale-Flyer: (whispers to his ear) Father, do you think we can tell them the truth?

Super-Flyer: We have been keeping it so long, then why not?

Littlefoot: Why not what?

Shorty: Tell us, please.

Super-Flyer: (begins to sweat again) Maybe later.

Shorty: Why not now?

Thunderneck: You must be Super-Flyer, right?

Mud-Neck: Nice to meet you.

Cera: Guys! I can't get Petrie out of the jam!

Wild Arms: He got stuck in it!

Petrie: That OK! Me no stuck!

Guido: The jam's so good.

Petrie: Me glad you like it.

Guido: We can do this everyday.

Petrie: Ooh.

Guido: Yeaahh. I was wrong with that. Sorry.

Petrie: Me for it!

Hyp: Hey, Petrie, Guido! Get out of the jam and come to us!

Dr. Connors: Look what Rocky can do!

Rocky: (makes his arms muscular)

Jessie: Ooh! (almost passes out)

Melanie: What a handsome!

Garfield: Ooh, wait! Rocky's changing!

Rocky: What is happening with me?!

Ali: That's not good.

Super-Flyer: He's getting scales.

Garfield: Scales?

Super-Flyer: Hmm...

(Later...)

Rocky: I don't want to stay like that!

Dr. Connors: Well, you chose it.

Peter Parker: You're not helping him!

Shorty: I knew this won't be good.

Superfemale-Flyer: We need to stop his transformation.

Petrie: Man, me need to wash this jam off.

Guido: (touches him) You're so sticky!

Petrie: Me know, right?

Super-Flyer: Wait a minute! Don't wash yourself!

Petrie: Why?

Peter Parker: You can use the jam to help us!

Nod: Yeah, to help us!

Ducky: Yep, yep, yep!

Chomper: Bring as lot jam as you can!

Mutt: We are going to eat it?

Ducky: No, you silly. The jam will be used as a weapon.

Guido: L-L-Look!.

Rocky:(he is now a lizard creature) Rraagghh!

(Everyone scream in fear and try to hide anywhere)

Littlefoot: What happened to Rocky?

Dr. Connors: He's turned into some lizard creature! I've been through this when I tried to grow my arm back.

Mutt: We have to do something!

Ali: But what?

Wild Arms: I don't know.

Ninja-Neck: (comes out of the smoke) You want some of me?

(The Lizard grabs Ninja-Neck swinging him into a wall, then ran out the window)

Garfield: Are you OK?

Ninja-Neck: Find the cure! I'll take care of these supervillans. (jumps out of the window)

Hyp: Mutt, you can get mad and turn into a monster too!

Mutt: You're right!

Hyp: Good! (pushes Mutt out the window)

(Mutt gets mad and transforms into his monster form)

Dino Monster: Rraagghh!

Hyp: Whoa, I can't believe it worked!

Dino Monster: Thanks!

Littlefoot: Great! Let's save the day!

The Gang: YEEEEESSSSS!

(Superneck: yellow suit, domino mask, Superfemale-neck: pink suit, domino mask, Jam-Flyer: jam suit, goggles, Laser-Horn: silver armor suit, helmet, Hunger-Tail: leaf suit, leaf hat, Mind-Swimmer: water suit, tiara, Bat-rex: bat costume, Butter-Runner: butter suit, headband, Super-Glider: orange suit, goggles, Fire-Runner: fire suit, fire mask, Ice-Thumb: snow suit, ice mask and Lightning-Runner: auburn armor suit, Thor-like helmet, they all appear in the NYC streets)

(Peter Parker runs into the alley to put his 2004 Earth-96283 Spider-Man suit on and follow the dinosaur superheroes)

Spider-Man:

Go get them!

(Green Goblin, Scary Death, Rhino, Vulture, Electro and Venom are trying to find the superheroes)

Green Goblin: Where are they?!

Scary Death: Did you find 'em?!?!?!

Rhino: Not yet.

Vulture: They are so sly.

Electro: Sooner or later I'll get them!

Venom: ME TOO!

Vulture: [Screeches In Frustration]

Scary Death: Quiet you dumb bird!

Green Goblin: They can hear us!

Venom: We'll prepare them nice surprise.

Electro: Yes! Us!

Venom:

Vulture:

Electro:

Green Goblin:

Venom:

Scary Death:

Cliff Mars:

Rhino:

Electro:

Vulture:

Scary Death: We won't let Spider-Man get away with that.

(Outside...)

Superneck:

Superfemale-neck:

Superneck:

Laser-Horn:

Super-Glider:

Jam-Flyer:

Super-Glider:

Jam-Flyer:

Super-Flyer:

Spider-Man:

Lightning-Runner:

Rapid-Horn Twins:

Laser-Horn:

Bat-Rex:

Mind-Swimmer: (uses her mind) TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA.

Bat-Rex:

Wind-Neck:

Spider-Man:

Mary Jane Watson:

(At the Daily Bugle...)

J. Jonah Jameson: It all over the city. TBA. TBA. TBA. TBA.

Robbie Roberson: