Yellow Bellies Adopted/Transcript

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(Theme Song)

(Couch Gag: Everyone rushes to the couch, but the Yellow Bellies are sitting on top of it.)

Garfield: D'oh!

(The episode begins with Littlefoot chatting with Peter Parker in Central Park.)

Littlefoot: What a wonderful day!

Peter Parker: You are right, Littlefoot.

Littlefoot: Glad to hear that.

Peter Parker: I hope this day will not be ruined.

Littlefoot: Me too.

Peter Parker: So, where are your friends and Rocky with Garfield?

Littlefoot: They're in Rocky's apartment, Mr. Parker.

Peter Parker: Why they didn't come with you.

Littlefoot: They're busy with something I don't know.

Peter Parker: Well, let's talk about something else.

Littlefoot: Fine.

Peter Parker: What a beautiful day!

Mary Jane: (appears in front of both of them)

Littlefoot: Hi, Mary Jane. What brings you here?

Mary Jane: Hi, Littlefoot. Hi, Peter. I'm just enjoying this day.

Littlefoot: Me and Mr. Parker too.

Peter Parker: And we're talking about random stuff.

Littlefoot: Like my friends, etc.

Peter Parker: You can join us, if you want.

Mary Jane: I would like to.

Littlefoot: Yeah.

(The trio continues to walk and chat.)

(Wild Arms is talking to Cera)

Cera: Wild Arms, WHY would you want children?

Wild Arms: Well, I'm feeling a little homesick, and why the heck wouldn't I adopt some kids?

Cera: I know something! You're too stupid to raise a child! End of story!

Wild Arms: Well, I heard the easiest to raise are Yellow Bellies.

Cera: Well, you got a yellow belly. That's for sure.

Wild Arms: But... I'M NOT A YELLOW BELLY! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT THAT YOU NINCOMPOOP!????!!!

Cera: How? We've meet 'em before they taken us to Berry Valley.

Wild Arms: Oh, really?

Cera: [Sighs] No. We taken them to Berry Valley.

Big Daddy: All righty, what's going on? You tryin' to make me mad?

Wild Arms: No.

Cera: Wild Arms wants to adopt the Yellow Bellies. He has a yellow belly too.

Big Daddy: What??!!

Wild Arms: You're right, Cera. I do have a yellow belly.

Big Daddy: Well, he can. I myself have many children.

Cera: But he has to be responsible for them.

Wild Arms: That will not be difficult for me.

Big Daddy: (tickles Wild Arms with tail)

Wild Arms: [Laughing] That tickles!

Cera: (laughs too)

Wild Arms: Please stop it!

(At Washington Square Park...)

Wild Arms: Mr. Gramps!

Grandpa Longneck: What is it dear Wild Arms?

Wild Arms: Is it difficult to raise kids?

Grandma Longneck: Yes.

Wild Arms: DANG! I GET THIS RESPONSE ALL THE TIME!

Bron: Wild Arms, calm down!

Mr. Threehorn: Why would you want him to calm down? He's ticked off, so let him be mad!

Wild Arms: Thank you Baldi!

Mr. Threehorn: Do I look BALD TO YOU?!

(In the apartment, Garfield and Rhett are playing Boxers X, a parody of Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!)

Garfield: DARN IT, YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO LAND STARS NOW!

Rhett: Why not?! I can take your fat rear end down with just few punches!

Garfield: (angrily) Don't you dare!

Ruby: Come on, guys. Calm down, it's just a game.

Rhett: Shut up! This is a game from 1987 and it's classified as an classic!

Ruby: [Cries] That was so mean, mean so was that!

Guido: Rhett, apologize to her now!

Rhett: Fine. I'm sorry for that.

Ruby: I forgive you.

Rhett: I was just nervous.

Garfield: Why, you LITTLE...! (He is about to squeeze him until Rocky stops him.)

Rocky: Stop, Garfield!

Guido: Show a little self control, will you?

Garfield: Why don't you teach yourselves to shut up! I have a high score, and this stupid longneck is trying to beat me! And let me reassure you, no one has ever beaten me since 1989!

Ruby: But guys, all this senseless violence, I just don't see the appeals of this.

Rhett: If games like this were meant for adults, it'd be rated M, but this is E for Everyone!

Garfield: [Huffs In Frustration]

Ruby: (rolling eyes)

Rhett: Well...

Guido: Here we go again.

(Later, outside...)

Ducky: What a nice day, yep, yep, yep.

Spike: Shall we buy an ice cream?

Shorty: You don't think about anything than food.

(Wild Arms carries the TV as he walks to the pawn shop)

Littlefoot: No, please, Wild Arms! Anything but that!

Rocky: Wild Arms, can't we just sell my 1985 pizzatron oven?

Wild Arms: Thanks, but we need some good thousand dollars to adopt those poor little fellows.

(Wild Arms and the gang enters the pawn shop)

Pawner: Oh, what do we have here?

Wild Arms: Will you pay us a thosand dollars for this lovely Vizio?

Pawner: Is it cable-ready?

Wild Arms: Ready as she'll ever be.

Pawner: Friend, you just got yourselves a deal! (Hands Wild Arms a thousand dollar check)

Ducky: I wonder how will he handle this. Yep, yep, yep.

Shorty: I wonder either.

(Later that night...)

Wild Arms: Let's do this! (jumps to the portal)

(A Berry Valley appears)

Wild Arms: Wow! Berry Valley! I saw it once when I was a hatchling. Hello? Anyone there?

(3 Yellow Bellies appear in front of him)

Wild Arms and the 3 Yellow Bellies: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Loofah: You scared us, sir!

Doofah: I thought they were Sharpteeth!

Foobie: [Squeaks]

Wild Arms: Don't be afraid, I'll not hurt you.

Doofah: [Sighs] THAT'S a relief.

(A red Yellow Belly named Poofah appears)

Poofah: Hi, stranger.

Wild Arms: Hi there.

Loofah: Oh, where are my manners? Come and have some delicious berries.

Wild Arms: Hmm. (eats berries with others) How long did you guys eat?

Loofah: For a day.

Doofah: Or something like that.

Wild Arms: I almost forgot to introduce myself. I'm Wild Arms.

Loofah: I'm Loofah.

Doofah: I'm Doofah.

Wild Arms: And this is...?

Foobie: [Squeaks]

Loofah: Foobie.

Wild Arms: Nice to meet you.

Loofah: And this is Poofah, our cousin.

Wild Arms: (shakes his hand with his)

Poofah: Nice to meet you too.

Loofah: What brings you here, Mr. Wild Arms?

Wild Arms: Well, I would like you three to be my father.

Loofah: What?

Doofah: To be our father?

Wild Arms: Yeah. And bring you to New York City. Come on, I'll show you.

Poofah: This is gonna get crazy.

(Back at new York City, in Rocky's apartment...)

Littlefoot: I'm bored.

Ali: How about reading some books?

Guido: I'm for it!

Ruby: I like that idea, idea that like I.

Rocky: (grabs The Lord of the Rings book and hand it to Littlefoot)

Garfield: (grabs Harry Potter book)

Hyp: Can I borrow it?

Garfield: Here you are, my friend.

Hyp: Thank you. (starts to read)

(A 2004 Sam Raimi Earth-96283 Spider-Man web swings inside Rocky's apartment)

Spider-Man: Have you guys seen Wild Arms? He hasn't been here the last time he's here.

Littlefoot: I didn't see him today.

Ducky: Me neither, no, no, no.

Cera: He went to Berry Valley to adopt 3 Yellow Bellies.

All: WHAT??!

Spider-Man: Yellow what?

Cera: Yellow Bellies, that ones we helped them find their home.

Ducky: What if they get lost or something?

Petrie: Me be so happy to see them.

Spider-Man: Hyp! We'll have Yellow Bellies here!

Hyp: Did you say "Yellow Bellies"?!

Cera: Yes.

Littlefoot: Oh, boy.

Spider-Man: I've gotta find him. (Swings on his webs away)

Littlefoot: Good luck!

(Outside...)

Spider-Man: OK, Wild Arms. I found you. (looks at him) Well, who did you bring here? (notices the 3 Yellow Bellies)

Loofah: Hello.

Spider-Man: Hi there.

Wild Arms: I brought them to NYC to see it and to adopt them.

Loofah: Yes.

Doofah: I'm Doofah and this is Foobie. (points to the silent Yellow Belly)

Spider-Man: Foobie?

Wild Arms: He can't talk like them, but he's friendly.

Spider-Man: And you are...?

Loofah: I'm Loofah.

Spider-Man: I am Spider-Man, the superhero of New York.

Wild Arms: And he saves poor citizens from danger.

Spider-Man: What's THAT red Yellow Belly?

Poofah: I'm Poofah. (waves shyly at Spider-Man)

Wild Arms: He's their cousin.

Doofah: Quite shy but friendly.

Spider-Man: You Yellow Bellies can dance very well, right?

Wild Arms: They can.

Loofah: We can teach you, Spidey.

Spider-Man: OK. I get it. How did your tummy get so big?

Doofah: We eat a lots of berries in the Berry Valley. You wanna feel it?

Spider-Man: Sure. (squeezes her belly) Oof! Wow! So I see that your tummy is so big.

Poofah: We like it.

Spider-Man: I'm glad my tummy isn't big like yours.

Foobie: [Squeaks]

Wild Arms: Well...?

Spider-Man: Let's dance!

Hyp: OK. I knew they were Yellow Bellies. (dances)

Loofah: (bounces)

Poofah: (bounces too)

Hyp: Spider-Man, we need to talk! (grabs Spider-Man's arm and makes a run to the alley) Now!

Spider-Man: What is it, dear Hyp?

Hyp: Do you think Wild Arms will handle the 3 Yellow Bellies?

Spider-Man: Well, that's his problem, not mine.

Hyp: I think he might want some help.

Spider-Man: My work is helping citizens from danger, not babysitting or something like that.

Hyp: Yes, I know.

Spider-Man: I guess he'll handle this by himself.

Hyp: But I think I could help him.

Spider-Man: Well, do as you want.

Hyp: Thanks.

Spider-Man: We're done.

(Hyp and Spider-Man comes out of the alley)

Loofah: What were you talking about?

Wild Arms: What was it?

(At Rocky's apartment...)

Guido: Have you seen Wild Arms?

Pterano: No, I haven't.

Petrie: Me neither.

Etta: I wonder where is he.

(Wild Arms, Spider-Man, Hyp, and the 3 Yellow Bellies came in.)

Wild Arms: Hi guys! I'm back!

Spider-Man: And he brought 3 guests.

Hyp: Come and say hello to them.

(The Gang meets Yellow Bellies)

Loofah: Hi everybody!

Littlefoot: Loofah? Great to see you!

Cera: What are you doing here in New York?

Spider-Man: Wild Arms brought them.

Doofah: To show us the city and to adopt us.

Spike: Really?

Nod: Yeah, really?

Spider-Man: He wanted to raise his own family.

Foobie: [Squeaks]

Pterano: That's nice.

Petrie: Me very happy.

Loofah: Come and try to touch my stomach.

Mutt: (touches his stomach) Ooh! So soft and squishy.

Loofah: See?

Mutt: (Hugs Loofah's stomach) I like it!

Garfield: Like a pillow.

Etta: (smiles)

Spider-Man: (smiles under his mask)

Hyp: Be carefull, Mutt.

Mutt: Don't worry.

Loofah: Don't hug my belly too hard, Mutt. Or I'll-- [Farts]

Spider-Man: Oh! Phew!

Hyp: Agh! I got Yellow Belly gas on me!

Spider-Man: Man, it stinks in here. (opens the window) I need some air.

Hyp: [Coughing]

Doc, the Lone Dinosaur: (pokes his head to the window) What happened here and what is that smell?

Spider-Man: Oh, Doc. Glad you're here!

Doc: Tell me what is that smell?

Hyp: It's gas!

Spider-Man: One of the dinosaurs accidently farted.

Doofah: Not me.

Doc: Who then?

Hyp: Don't look at me.

Loofah: It was I. I'm sorry.

Doofah: [Laughs]

Doc: (shocked) The Yellow Bellies??

Spider-Man: Wild Arms brought them here.

Doofah: To show us New York.

Loofah: And to become our father.

Foobie: [Squeaks]

Doofah: I can't already wait!

Foobie: [Squeaks]

Loofah and Doofah: WE ARE THE YELLOW BELLIES!

Doc: Well, nice knowing ya.

Spider-Man: I hope nothing bad will happen.

Doofah: I like it here.

Loofah: Me too

Foobie: [Squeaks]

Doofah: He too.

Rocky: Oh my gosh, I CAN'T tolerate those Yellow Bellies living here! Please, get rid of them!

Wild Arms: No! They would be lone and sad!

Spider-Man: I gotta go. I've got crime to stop.

Littlefoot: (hears a knock) I wonder who is it...

Mike: Is there a Mr. Wild Arms?

Wild Arms: Yep, that's me--- is there a problem officer?

Mike: Of course, you have children, but you don't have an adoption license, and that's against the law to have adopted children without an adoption license. And for that, I'm gonna have to fine this household quite some much, if you could give me a thousand dollars, I might issue an adoption license.

Loofah: What are you gonna do, Wild Arms?

Wild Arms: (thinks) Maybe I can ask for permission.

Littlefoot: And here we go.

(A group of Yellow Bellies jump from the portal)

Act 2

(At the Daliy Bugle...)

Peter Parker: (nervous) I hope Mr. Jameson will like these pictures.

Guido: Calm down.

Peter Parker: I would like, but I can't.

Guido: If you want, you can.

Peter Parker: Thank you, Guido.

Betty Brant: Hi, Peter. Mr. Jameson needs you.

J. Jonah Jameson: Parker! My office.

Peter Parker: OK. OK.

Guido: (shows pictures of Spider-Man to J. Jonah Jameson)

Guido: (smiles at Peter)

J. Jonah Jameson: Hmm. Robbie hears your Page 1: Reward.

Robbie Robertson: Thank you, Mr. Jameson.

Guido: Spider-Man saved the city once again.

Peter Parker: That's true.

Ted Hoffman: Interesting.

Betty Brant: Time to take pills for Mr. Jameson.

Guido: So, Mr. Parker, what are you gonna do now?

Peter Parker: (whispering to his ear) To fight the crime again, of course.

Guido: (nodding)

(Outside on the streets...)

Hyp's Father: So, Wild Arms wants to adopt kids?

Bron: Yes, he wants to raise his own family.

Mr. Threehorn: Feh! He's not to be meant a parent!

Tria: Topsy! Don't be so rude.

Peter Parker: Right, Mr. Threehorn.

Hyp: Dad!

Hyp's Father: What is it, son?

Hyp: Do you mind I brought some Yellow Bellies?

Hyp's Father: Yellow Bellies? What that?

Hyp: That guys Littlefoot and his friends helped find their home.

Bron: I guess we have company.

(Above...)

Mama Flyer:: Look, sweetie! Down there!

Petrie: What it be, Mama?

Mama Flyer: The grown-ups are talking about something interesting.

Petrie: What?

Petrie's Sibling #1: Can we join them?

Petrie: Me like this idea. Mama, can we?

Mama Flyer: Why not?

Etta: Let's fly!

Spider-Man: (swings on his webs) Hi guys!

Pterano: Hi, Spider-Man!

Spider-Man: Where are you flying?

Petrie's Sibling #2: On the ground.

Etta: To join the grown-ups.

(At the corner of Hudson St. and Canal St....)

Shorty: (runs to the others) Wild Arms wants to adopt the 3 Yellow Bellies!

Littlefoot: We know this already.

Mr. Thicknose: Really?

Littlefoot: Yes.

Shorty: Littlefoot, I gotta tell you something.

Littlefoot: What?

Shorty: Are you excited about this?

Littlefoot: Well, yes.

Shorty: Glad you said it.

Mr. Thicknose: What are gonna do now?

Austin: (cames to them)

Ed: (cames too)

Austin: Hi everybody!

Ed: Hello!

Littlefoot: Hi, Austin.

Austin: Hi, Littlefoot.

Shorty: Hi, Ed and Austin!

Ed: Everything OK?

Mr. Thicknose: Yes, everything OK.

(Back at the Daily Bugle...)

J. Jonah Jameson: Hmm, Parker, lemme tell ya something! Come here. Listen, we've lost our food critic to a rival newspaper publisher! So, I need you to be a food critic!

Peter Parker: Wow, I don't know boss, I've-

J. Jonah Jameson: SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME!! Look, there's this place called Rex's Pizza, me and my wife are planning to eat there for our anniversary. So can you do a review of that restruant so that I can go there? You're the only one that can do this.

Peter Parker: Sir, Yes, Sir!

J. Jonah Jameson: NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT AND START EATING, NNOOOWWW!!!

Betty Brant: Time for your 2:00.

Jameson: My 2:00? Oh, with NYPD on Supervillian Prevention?

Betty Brant: And your pill!

J. Jonah Jameson: I DON'T NEED NO PILL! GET YOUR BUTT OUTTA HERE AND SCHEDULE MY 4:30!!!

Betty Brant: OK...

J. Jonah Jameson: PARKER, GET TO REX! NOW!

(TBA)

Littlefoot: Hey Austin, what country has the most idiots in population?

Austin: The country with the most Jews.

Shorty: