The Rules of Politics

The Rules of Politics is A 1995 book made by popular conservative book writer Alan Aakman.

The Rules of Politics
1 - Do NOT trust CNN

2 - Do NOT wear cartoon shirts to prove a political point, it will make you look like a fool, so when in a protest or rally, drop your Taz tote bag

3 -Do NOT mention the redeeming qualities of Hitler

4 - Do NOT vote Bill Clinton

5 - Do NOT attend a protest naked, even if it's about how "Men are allowed to go around topless"

6 - Do NOT wear a white wizard's hat

43 - If it exists, there is an Al Gore sticker for it