Perūn

Perūn is the fourth planet from the Sun (not our Sun) and the only other planet besides Terra to support life. The vast majority of the surface of Perūn is land consisting of mountains, a large canyon system spanning the equator, and desert plains. Small oases and ice lakes under the ground make up all of the water found on the planet.

Perūn's atmosphere consists mostly nitrogen and oxygen. The gravity on the surface is equivalent to about 1.20 G. The surface is generally very cold to warm, but can get extremely hot during sandstorms. The composition of the planet includes an abundance of cobalt, iron, magnesium and nickel making the mining sector of the planet a particularly fruitful business.

Perūn is theorized to have formed about 4 billion years ago. The only life besides Homo sapiens that exists on the planet are some small plants and an abunance of fungi, including forms of mycelium.

Human colonization
Perūn was overlooked for a long time due to its smaller stature and more hostile weather patterns that made the planet difficult to learn about. Mars was colonized before Perūn and declared independence from the U.N. almost immediately after becoming self-sufficient, making it the more hotly contested planet and eventually even suffering from a civil war.

When Perūn was colonized in 2784, the first individual was Sehnathiek Neyariwhac Nohogodenerawafim-Pickle-Flinesegofonsoke-Soptaivoside, a descendant of John Pickle. Sehnathiek was picked at random by a satellite landing in his house. He landed at 6:38 am on July 22, 2784. He brought his house, and the first thing he said on Perūn was "Perūnorifo lā ūnou Homo sapiens aiphōrūn! Mēi'm cambi super!", which means "I am the first human on Perūn! I am so happy about it!". In fact, you can see the whole transcript. But some of it is in another language, and so you can see it at another page.

The first blog post with text was this: "Barely light as requested, as darkness moves toward it. Propelled toward the light that lives and remains, not toward the darkness that pains, insulting light with all his might, on this creepy night. Crust falls from the sky as we pass by, the dead shiver in their bed, down in the coffin sunken in the ground, which is bound to be resurrected. The building is erected, when it is effected. Finishing while the cold wind stays silent, and the first emerge and creep throughout Damnen's surge. "Come on, come on, haunt the houses near!", said the groggy leader under each zombie's ear. Creeping through your past, they evacuate fast, carrying your prized possessions through multiple sessions. "Be strong and evil! BE THE SCARIEST ZOMBIE GROUP!", said the man, still groggy, and started the coup. Fantasizing the subject, they steal the food, and they eat your chicken under their hoods. Gushing and gushing from the decapitated, came their ears and they were deaf no more. Now, they were not facilitated, and they opened their eyes and crowed, "I'm blind no more.". Glugging vodkas from Gothic times, in a heavy accent, they said: "Let us begin.". And, they are coming for your house...come to Perūn! If you don't, you will croon as your house is missing, at midnight when we don't go kissing. Thick metal protects us now, and you are not safe on the Moon...or Mars...and it will be worse. We are safe and brave. If you can't, fight them and pant. What a milestone we passed, we are not the last."