Goiky (Timpbskid's canon)

Goiky, officially the Republic of Goiky is a country in the southern Pacific Ocean. Taking up much of the Pacific, it consists of 2 islands: Goiky Island (the namesake of the country) and Little Goiky. It has no land borders. It is the largest country both by area and population in Oceania, even bigger than Australia. Its capital and largest city is Yoyle City.

History
It's not known how or when Goiky was discovered, however the earliest evidence of life in what is now the country is from around 190,000 BC. First evidence of humans is from around 28,000 BC. Around 16,000 BC the Object Plague happened where most of the humans population was turned into objects. That's why most of the population are objects instead of humans. The object plague also caused the disappearance of many of the native people. There are some stories about the creatures who were once natives of the island, as well as tales of other things. Those two events have been the basis for numerous legends throughout history.

Discovery
Australian Indigenous people discovered the islands by 500 AD, with a large number of native peoples migrating there over time. They had their own language that had evolved to allow them to communicate with one another on the Islands. Their languages differed greatly in how they used those words, but the same principles applied to writing or calligraphy. However the objects realized and they kicked them out. Some were killed by others. Others were enslaved.

British discovery and British Goiky
The objects were left alone until 1792 when British migrants into Australia (at that time New Holland) sailed too far and instead of New Zealand they sailed into Goiky. At first the objects tried to stop them, but they couldn't. The first settlers came and began clearing land before building homes and trading shops so that more people could live on the Islands. They built a small settlement called Goikytown, which became the most popular part of the Islands. By 1806 Goikytown was already British territory, but the British government didn’t recognize them as such. They weren’t citizens of Britain yet, but they were still British subjects. So the government wanted them all out. This meant that Goikytown became a military camp. They sent troops to attack Goikytown and it quickly fell apart after a battle between them. And from the wounds either they died or succumbed to the Goiky plague (which is now extinct) and became an object. After the war the people of Goikytown decided to remain there. They took in refugees and immigrants from the islands and the surrounding region and continued living off the resources provided by the people in Goikytown until 1846, when a man named James Fraser came. He brought a message from Queen Victoria. Apparently she didn't want any further colonial expansion on her beloved islands. Fraser's message: "We have arrived at this place because we felt that it would be easier than trying to settle down in the midst of a hostile population." But the population said no to stopping further colonial expansion and in 16 years the 2 islands were already de facto colonies to Great Britain. The only people who were allowed to come to the Islands were Englishmen and a few noncommissioned officers in charge of policing the place. Fraser's mission became a permanent post in the island and the new nation of Goikyland was founded. Object slavery came and said goodbye in 1871 after a rebellion against the governor. The British then decided to build the capital at Goikytown and started construction. As they got older they realized that going to the capital every day was taxing their financial health. So in 1887 the Government granted permission for people to go to Goikytown whenever they wanted. So the objects, that were now assimilated because of the Englishmen there? They rebeled again because first: they didn't want any foreign visitors on their native land, and second: the Englishmen already had brought them enough suffering during their stay here. They fought and lost and by then the British were tired of Goikytown and its inhabitants supressing objects. The island remained the same with a few changes until...

1915 Coup and Independence, and Before 1949 Oil Boom
The objects were so tired of the British that they staged a coup and as a result, every Englishman there had to flee to Australia or they'll face execution. Many town names were renamed - Goikytown to Yoyle City, for example. The at the time growing object population rejoiced. After so many years of poverty and suffering they were finally given a chance. A chance at being equal. The UK also didn't notice that one of their biggest colonies just had declared independence because they were too busy with WWI and they wouldn't notice until WWI ended. And after the news was finally given. The 1917 Goiky War started, and ended 10 days after it started. Then WWII started and the British tried to invade but they were all shot by the Army.