Telsala

Telsala is a country in Oceania that is isolated from most of the world, being 485 miles away from Tristan da Cunha, 1,999 miles away from Saint Helena, and 2,217 miles away from Cape Town, South Africa.

Transport
Because Telsala is so isolated, transport to and from it is very hard. You can only get in and out of Telsala in the summer. There is one port where there is room for two boats, one coming from Cape Town and the other from Tristan da Cunha (which originally comes from Cape Town). The two boats are named Inzite and Outer Bank.

Language
Everyone in Telsala speaks English, which was "imported" from the first British people to settle in Telsala. The language uses British English.

Education
People in Telsala do not have to go to school, they can either go to a six-classroom school or not go to school at all. After they reach 16 they leave the six-classroom school and usually do not go to College, but they can be taken to the UK or South Africa if their parents have enough money.

The two schools in Telsala are Marie Smith School (made in 1969) and Telsala School (made in 2019).

Health
Healthcare is funded by the government, and there is usually two or three doctors. If there are complex emergencies the person will be taken on a boat to Cape Town.

The two hospitals in Telsala are Harris Hospital and The Carea.

Newspapers
There is currently one newspaper in Telsala, named the Telsala Times (telsalatimes.com), which was made in 2021. It covers birthdays (by 5), deaths, and news about stores in Telsala.

Television
There are no television stations made in Telsala, but Sky Telsala, a station from the UK with news from Telsala, is available.