Fictional Cinema Snob episodes/Zoom! into a Musical Mystery


 * The Snob: Apparently back in 2003, PBS made a film based on one of their shows... and the plot is about a ghost causing terrorism in Boston. What fun. This could have been the 2003 version of Hillary's America! And of course, it has to be from...
 * (The Samuel Goldwyn Films logo plays)
 * The Snob: Of course. Samuel Goldwyn. I hope he's proud of himself for signing a deal with PBS. They better not bring back this company.
 * (The PBS Kids Films "Doink! Button" logo appears, as with most movies)
 * The Snob: How ironic. The film opens with two kids f***ing killing each other with a transformation button. The only thing to make this better is to have them explode. But then the film would have been rated R.... PG-13 at least.