Little Guy and The Mystery to New York/Transcript

Sony Wonder logo and TCF logo

TEXT: Sony Wonder and Twentieth Century Fox presents

[Black screen. A CRT video screen turns on]

[a VHS labeled "AFTER GPTM" is inserted]

[static]

LITTLE GUY: [puts batteries on the Toy] I think its done. Now, time to turn it on. [turns the Toy on] [out comes a Little Guy doing the chicken dance]

DR. BEANSON: Wow, that's sick!

LITTLE GUY: Yes, it is. [a huge shadow appears] Huh? What's going on?

[A huge hand comes in and scoops...]

[film logo appears]

[fade to Dr.'s House. Jungle Boogie plays, and the Greeny Phatom characters come in]

LITTLE GUY: What's going on here?

DR.: Somebody stole my Russian songs, so I'm stuck with this. [Jungle Boogie] I took DJ lessons, so... [looks for another CD] where is it... [takes out Walkin' in the Sun] Here it is. [inserts CD]

[song plays for 10 seconds]

LITTLE GUY: Alien Guy? [takes out disc and smashes it]

DR.: Hey, I won that during the Anti Gree--

LITTLE GUY: You remember that time when I killed a Gree G. creation?!

DR.: So?

[disc pieces fall onto ground]

DR.: Grr!

[label says "Foosch Yo Mung"]

DR. BEANSON: "Foosch Yo Mung?"

[later, they are seen walking inside a cave, following a series of dots]

[later, they see a Qujia board]

LITTLE GUY: Let me see... Hmm, I don't know how to use this thing.

DR. BEANSON: Just call Monty Python! [he does]

MONTY PYTHON: [zips in] Anybody called me?

DR. BEANSON: Yes. We need help with this board.

MONTY PYTHON: Oh, yes I can do that! [it works]

[flashes occur, and papers rise]

DR. BEANSON: That was not fact, nor fiction.

LITTLE GUY: Let's read it!

[they read the papers]

[3 hours later...]

[reading]

LITTLE GUY: ...then... Gree Thy Name Is Not Pure. Wait, "Gree Thy Name Is Not Pure"?

[cut to the Wattersons' house. Gree Guy teleports in]

GREE GUY: Hey, Greenies, I'm back! But wait, this isn't the correct place to find them... oh well. [tries to open door] Argh. [melts door with Scan Passer 9000]

[inside]

GUMBALL: Darwin, it's not me, it's just that... [sees door melted] SOMEONE IS INSIDE THE HOUSE!!

DARWIN: Oh no!

RICHARD: Wha? [gets taken away] Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

[Gree Guy takes SC9000]

GREE GUY: Mission complete. [teleports]

[cut to New York. Gree Guy falls, hitting himself on a road. Richard lands on him and the SC9000 lands on him, too. The Greenytoons characters land on him, too. More characters (including BFDI and II) fall in]

GREE GUY: Ow!! [gets up, runs away]

LITTLE GUY: After him! He's running away! [takes out GPS] I found him! He's inside "TDK Electronica".

[they enter]

LITTLE GUY: Got ya! Let go of him!

GREE GUY: No. [fires handgun everywhere, takes remote]

COINY: Retreat!!

LITTLE GUY: Fine, Coiny.

PIN: Everyone take out your weapons!

[they do]

GREE GUY: It's 100+ against 1. Don't worry, my troops will rise to HUNDREDS! [takes out Battle Droid spawner] Now, it's 100+... against 20000.

[Battle Droids come out]

GREE GUY: Get ready to be OBLITERATED! [fires handgun] WAKE UP, SANTED SAILOR!

SANTED SAILOR: ...huh? Oh, yes! [fires blaster]

LITTLE GUY: USE SPONGY AS OUR SHIELD!!

SPONGY: Got it!

[meanwhile, in London]

GREE GUY 2: My master is going to like this. [puts chip]

[the Big Ben flies]

[back in TDK Electronica]

GREE GUY: Retreat!

[they do]

GUMBALL: Dad! You're okay!

RICHARD: Me too.

[outside shop]

GEO GUY: LOOK OUT! BIG BEN ABOUT TO FALL!

LITTLE GUY: Oh, no. [coming closer] RUN!!

[they all run. Big Ben gets smashed]

[cut to newsroom]

REPORTER: London's greatest landmark, Big Ben, crashed into New York today. Londoners are really not happy here, so here's the question: who did it?

[Newspaper spins in, with title "BIG BEN DESTROYED"]

LITTLE GUY: Gotta run as fast... [finds garden] Good. [sits down, eats his snack]

[Wario sneaks in, spies on him]

LITTLE GUY: Who's there?

WARIO: Me!! [begins fighting]

GEO GUY: Oh, you're fighting.

[3 minutes later]

WARIO: You want me to do THIS?? [poisons Little Guy]

Little Guy: Argh!

Geo Guy: Oh no! What happened?

Little Guy: I am sick. I got Gree Fever.

Geo Guy: Wario working with Gree Guy?

Little Guy: Yes.

[Geo Guy fights Wario. Wario dies]

Geo Guy: That's what he thought.

[cut to GameStop]

Mario: Let's-a see... [New Super Mario Bros.]

Bowser: Mwahaha, the game reviews said this game is awesome! [Bowser's Workshop 360]

[Mario appears behind him. Bowser kicks Mario out of GameStop]

Bowser: Give me that! [puts game back, makes door unopenable] "BOWSER ONLY." Good!

[Mario appears from tube, buys game]

[at his home]

Mario: Let's-a see: [empty] What?? Manual-a? Grr!! [rage quit] ME GOTTA FIND CATRIDGE!!

[in 1-2-3 GP]

Gumball: Wow. Toys 4 Us, "WordPen"? Ooh! "Dr. Beanson's Cat Food" [runs over]

Dr. Beanson: Sorry, you cannot eat food. [Gumball strikes him] Grr! [drives away]

Gumball: Gotta find... THIS CAR! [gets in and drives away]

Car driver: Hey!

[catches up to Beanson's truck, then jumps onto it]

More coming soon!