KKRP-TV

KKRP-TV (channel 37) is an independent television station serving, which is totally a major bustling metropolis and not a tiny suburb of a much bigger city. It exists. It is owned by KRP Media, who also owns KRP Too, a cable channel with a schedule that is comprised almost entirely of cartoons from all kinds of different networks, mainly preschool ones because we live in a universe where exclusive rights do not exist apparently. It's studios are located on 420 KRP Road in Weiner, and it's transmitter is located atop Bigbooty Mountain.

History
The station went on the air on January 32, 1969. It was founded by world-famous celebrity mad scientist and part-time turkey baster salesman Kenneth R. Poopstain. The station's first broadcast consisted of him staring at the camera and declaring that he would enstill fear, famine and assorted other terrifying stuff into the hearts and souls of the people of Weiner after this message from. Not counting some amateur radio receivers the audio portion of the signal managed to be received on, about 9 TVs received the broadcast.

Early programming included the Channel 37 Action News, hosted by Action News Anchors Bert Bertsen and Laura Ladynews. It also broadcast syndicated reruns of such fantastic shows as ', ' and , plus the world-famous[citation needed] The Pennywise the Dancing Clown Show, created after took one look at the station staff and told them "There is no way in hell I'm licensing  to you guys" (rumors that the staff member who came up with it had an encounter with  sometime beforehand are unconfirmed).

The world famous newsmagazine show Tough Luck originated on KKRP-TV during a scheduled broadcast of The Pennywise the Dancing Clown Show after the actor playing Pennywise broke his leg attempting to skate on ice cubes to close out the show and ended up being treated while the camera was still rolling, as the cameramen's union was on strike and this meant nobody knew how to turn it off. "Tough luck", the sly remark of the doctor - who was also playing the role of Ringmaster Ringy McRingmasterface - ended up becoming the title of the improvised new show when nobody could think of anything better. Learn Stuff with Paddi also originated at the station when it lost the rights to Brand Spankin' New Candle Cove and a staff member named Chrysler Greedy was forced by management at gunpoint to make something original with horror themes that would appeal to the youth.

In 1987, it joined the network. At the same time, Poopstain died and his family sold the station to for $4.20.

Syndicated stuff
Syndicated programming on KKRP-TV includes ', ', Tough Luck and .