Weird Messages To Our Voicemail/What Did I Do Wrong This Time?

Transcript

 * (Danny's Voicemail) No new messages.
 * (SCAM #1 - "The IRS... again")
 * "-vestigation team of IRS. We have just received a notification regarding your tax filings from the headquarters which will get expired in the next 24 working hours. And once it get expired after that you will be taken under custody by the local cops as there are four serious allegations pressed on your name at this moment. We would request you to get back to us so that we can discuss about this case before taking any legal action against you. The number to reach us is 785-[CENSORED]. I repeat 785-[CENSORED]. Thank you."
 * (SCAM #2 - "Social Insecurity")
 * "Hello this is Social Security Administration. The reason of this call is to inform you that law enforcement agencies has informed us to suspend your social security number on an immediate basis. As we have received a suspicious information on your name and social security number. The moment you receive this message, I need you to get back to me on my department division number that is 205-[CENSORED]. I repeat 205-[CENSORED]. Now, if I don't hear a call from you we will have to issue an arrest warrant under your name and get you arrested. So get back to me as soon as possible. Thank you."
 * (SCAM #3 - "Not a treasure")
 * "Hello, calling from the United States Treasury Department. This is the final attempt to reach you through the department has filed a lawsuit against you regarding tax deficiency and tax fraud. Ignoring this will be an intentional second attempt to avoid federal law. For any further information immediately speak to a federal agent callback number 843-[CENSORED]. I repeat 843-[CENSORED]. Thank you."
 * (Danny's Voicemail) *beep* Tuesday, 3:02 PM.

Trivia

 * After the episode was released, people (especially coaster and voicemail enthusiasts) called several 785-5555 numbers.