List of anti-piracy traps in Drillimation games

"Sorry bub, but it appears to be you are playing a hacked version of the game. This may be a pirated copy, as you may experience things that might not appear in a legal copy of the game."

- Official notice

This is a complete list of anti-piracy traps programmed within Drillimation games. Piracy has been an ongoing issue as long as video games were around for, and some clever developers have hidden anti-piracy traps within their games. Some notable developers, including Insomniac Games, Ubisoft, and Bohemia Interactive have planted these traps in-game.

Overview
Whenever a pirated version of a Drillimation game is started, one of the game's characters will show up and tell the player the following message:


 * Hi, I'm (person name)! Welcome to the full version of (game name)! I'm sorry nerd, but this is actually a hacked version of the game. I knew you could get away with this. My parents wouldn't notice that! It's okay, though, I think I'll let it slide this time. I would've done the same. After all, games are expensive. I understand that you're not choosing to pay the price for them. Even more expensive is your computer or game console. But it's not any value to you. If you can't afford this game, you couldn't afford to save a life or your machine.