The Largest Ever Pet Shop/Trailer transcripts

The following is a collection of trailer transcripts for the upcoming 2022 animated fantasy adventure horror dramedy film, The Personification of All That is Biskit.

Teaser trailer (Super Bowl LVI)
(MPA green screen)

(Sony/Columbia Pictures transition)

(Sony Pictures Animation logo)

(Allspark Pictures logo)

(We fade to a leaf-covered path on a cold winter's afternoon. As we slowly pan along, the sound of footsteps and leaves cracking becomes prominent. As we see a pair of dark red hooves come into the frame, we smash cut to the darkened bedroom of Fisher Biskit. From a distance, we see his twin daughters, Brittany and Whittany, standing next to him on his deathbed.)

Fisher Biskit: (weak) My daughters...

(We cut to the LPS day camp, where we see Russell Ferguson, Sunil Nevla and Vinnie Terrio huddled up at the corner, sleep-deprived and fearing for their lives. What follows is a shot of the interior of the hydrant hangout, focusing on a guilt-ridden Pepper Clark, laying on her back, staring blankly at the camera as it slowly rotates.)

Fisher: (v.o.) Since the first day Littlest Pet Street opened to the public...

(We see brief flashes of the fantasy sequence from A Death in the Pet Shop, particularly shots of Penny Ling suffocating on a near-lethal mixture of Pepper's fumes, her subsequent falling to the floor in pain as she begins to suffer a heart attack, and Pepper cradling her lifeless body as she bursts into tears. Accompanying this rapidly-paced sequence is a loud, shrill screech, coupled with Pepper crying over the death of Penny Ling.)

Pepper Clark: (echoes in the background) No! Penny Ling!

(We cut back to the hydrant, where a wide-eyed Pepper turns her head to face the other side. Following immediately afterwards is a shot of Sugar Sprinkles comforting a sleeping Buttercream Sundae.)

Fisher: (v.o.) ...I knew my time in the business would be coming to an end.

(We cut to a hand (presumably that of Roger's) pushing a door open, revealing Blythe Baxter in a disheveled state, hooked up to life support machinery. As we switch to a close-up shot of Blythe slumped over in her bed, we see her flicker her reddened eyes open, letting out a feeble groan.)

Fisher: (v.o.) I would like to offer my sincerest apologies to you both... for not being there for you.

(We cut to a back view of a masked assailant entering Downtown City Park. As we pan down, we see him brandishing a freshly-sharpened machete in his arms. We then cut to Shivers storing an armful of acorns in his tree in preparation for winter before he turns to face his surroundings, his eyes swimming with dread.)

Fisher: (v.o.) And I intend to make it up to you the only way I can.

(We cut back to Fisher's bedroom: a close-up shot of Fisher on his deathbed, with the twins standing at the left, details his sickly demeanour. His skin is a ghostly pale colour, his hair is almost completely gone, and he has lost a considerable amount of weight — hence his somewhat skeletal appearance.)

Fisher: I'm handing the reins of Largest Ever Pet Shop over to you and your mother.

(We cut to a shot of the twins reacting to their inheritance with mild astonishment, followed by a visibly concerned Eliza Biskit standing in the hallway, holding Poppy Pawsley in her arms, listening on with morbid curiosity.)

BASED ON THE THRILLING TWO-PART ORIGINAL STORY PUBLISHED ON FANFICTION.NET

(We fade to a long shot of a dark, murky river, accompanied by the deep ambience of an underwater landscape. As we pause in the middle, we see a silhouette of a familiar character swimming towards up, intercut with brief glimpses of an old vintage cabin sitting in what appears to be a cavern, snow falling on the soil of the national forest, and a subjective camera travelling through the mist, revealing the shadow of an Equestrian Pegasus.)

Distorted Voice: Life is a fickle mistress. You never know what you'll get and when you'll get it. And when you do...

AND THE DISCOVERY FAMILY ANIMATED SERIES LITTLEST PET SHOP

(The scene changes to a shot of Spitfire emerging from a cave as she prepares to greet an apparent group of visitors. The camera pans along to reveal Shadow Blazer, Spitfire's wife, having lead Blythe's friends — Youngmee Song, Sue Patterson and Jasper Jones — to a safe haven of sorts.)

Distorted Voice: ...it hits you hard.

(We cut to a black screen, showing the formation of the film's title as it merges through the blackness, one word at a time.)

Zoe Trent: (v.o.) Pepper, I promise we'll help you get through this.

Minka Mark: (v.o.) We can grieve together.

(We cut to the interior of the aforementioned cabin. In an over-the-shoulder shot, we see a hand reaching out for a videotape stacked atop a pile of tapes, sitting next to which is a combo television unit. As the soft sound of creaking floorboards grows prominent, we cut to another black screen displaying the film's release date.)

EXPERIENCE THE FINAL CHAPTER NOVEMBER 10

(Below the release date is #LPS10Years, the label "THIS FILM IS NOT YET RATED", and a copyright notice with the Columbia Pictures, Sony Pictures Animation and Allspark Pictures print logos underneath.)

(Fade to black.)

"Witness the End of a Generation" Trailer Teaser
(We open at the LPS day camp: a close-up shot of the hydrant hangout's interior depicts Pepper Clark, laying on her back and staring blankly upwards as Minka Mark pokes her head inside.)

Minka Mark: (calls out to Zoe Trent in a hushed tone) Hey, Zoe! She's in here!

WITNESS