Certaphone

Certaphone is a Cobaltian mobile phone company.

Pre-formation, 2004
In January 2004, two 17 year old teenagers, Daniel Certe and Tyler Aphley decided to create a phone company. They worked on it for two and a half years and had to drop out of school. Eventually, they successfully made what would be a prototype for the Certaphone A1.

Controversy
From 2016 up until 2018, the support and interface decreased horribly. It got so bad that 3/4 of its management team got laid off.

In May 2023, the Wilson Today newspaper ranted on Certaphone for its terrible UI and extremely low battery life. It later gained a massive surge in hate upon many people around the globe. theR reporter Fay Clark claimed the interface as "sloppy", the battery life as "crappy" and support as "annoying and rude". In addition, Spottie Idylwide did a walkthrough on a Certaphone D1 and gave a report on his blog, The Big Apple, stating:

"The interface was all disgusting, as I couldn't read the text properly. The battery life was unbelievably dipshit. It was decreasing every second by the minute. I feel like it's unusable with this battery life. Even a VHS camcorder manufactered in the 80s from the USA on Earth can hold more juice, and it felt really choppy just to begin with, it got to the point that it started to hurt my fingers. To conclude: Certaphone is fucking dogshit and you shouldn't buy it."

Following this, Certaphone terminated all shipment to all countries on Terranil except for Cobalt, the Republic of Goiky and the Republic of Bio.