Home Video Anti-Piracy Advices (fictional/real)

2009-present
Nickname: "Thank You"

Bumper: On a light grey-blue gradient background with some clouds in the sky, we see a boy from a distance looking at a disc. He then turns to look at us as the disc shines once. He then looks up to notice something - the large gold-orange words "THANK YOU" falling down just next to him, that shine and twinkle. As it lands, the sky background colour changes to purple-pink-orange, with some stars seen in the sky. The camera slowly pulls back as the boy recovers, turning back to look at us.

FX/SFX: The kid holding the disc, "THANK YOU" falling down, the sky background changing colour. All CGI effects.

Music/Sounds/Voiceover: A male announcer says "By purchasing this DVD/Blu-Ray Disc, you are supporting your local film industry. Thank you!". This is accompanied to the sound of birds tweeting, a loud whistling noise before "THANK YOU" falls onscreen, a loud thud as it lands, the sound of a crowd cheering, and a peaceful, dreamy synth hum with twinkling noises.

Availability: Very common. Seen on El Kadsreian DVDs and Blu-rays from the era, mostly releases from Paramount, Universal, Regal Home Video and PPE Entertainment.

2004-present
Nickname: "Piracy. It's a Crime" or "Currently El Kadsreian Piracy" or "El Kadsre Piracy. It's a Crime"

Downloading version
Bumper: We start off with a close-up of a female teenager illegally downloading a pirated film on her computer. Then, it suddenly cuts to another screen, with lights rapidly moving past. The words "YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A CAR" appear, zoom out, and then act like a speaker. Then, a scene of someone trying to steal a car appears. "YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A HANDBAG" then appears and does the same animation as the first words, with the same background as before. Then, a man steals a woman's purse in yet another scene. "YOU WOUDLN'T STEAL A TELEVISION" is the next few words to appear in the background and do the animation. In the next scene, someone hands yet another man a television. Then, he runs away with it. Lastly, "YOU WOULDN'T STEAL A MOVIE" gets to do the animation and be in the background. Yet another man walks in, takes a DVD of a movie off of a shelf, and puts it in his pocket. After that, everything reverses, and then the sentence "MOVIE PIRACY IS STEALING" (the words one by one, with the exception of "IS STEALING") appears, and then the bumper comes back to the scene of the female teenager illegally downloading the movie from the feature films website. Then, "STEALING IS AGAINST THE LAW" (two by two, with the exception of "STEALING") appears, as the background screen and the scene constantly change to each other. Then, the female teenager cancels the download, and walks away from the computer, picking up her backpack in the process. After that, the background screen appears, with the words "PIRACY. IT'S A CRIME." shaking on the center of the screen. The bumper then cuts to black and fade in, there is a word saying "REPORT IT." and the piracy phone number and website.

Buying version
FX/SFX: All the animation in this bumper.

Cheesy Factors: The DVD of the movie that the man is stealing may look like one, but it looks more like a high school project that a student may have accidentally left on the shelf at the movie store.

Music/Sounds: An intense rock song with many different sound effects happening, including sirens, the sound of something being reversed, etc, until the song ends. The bumper itself actually ends with a thud, or, to be specific, the sound of a door closing and echoing across a room.

Availability: Common still continue in the El Kadsre, this bumper can be found on numerous DVDs and Blu-Ray from 20th Century Studios Home Entertainment, Sony Pictures Home Entertainment, and other video companies. This bumper can be viewed on cinemas, DVDs and Blu-Rays.

Examples of where to find each variant home video companies in El Kadsre (as of 2020):

Download version:

 * El TV Kadsre Home Entertainment
 * 20th Century Studios Home Entertainment (formerly 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment)
 * Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
 * Lionsgate Home Entertainment

Buying version:

 * Warner Bros Home Entertainment