Kissing My Own Mother: Sweet Mother Love Fairytales

On April 15, 2004, the day Sweet Love Fairytales premiered worldwide outside of Sherbetia, Sherbetian musician and lead member of Anderson Bros. Pizza, David Anderson, who played Eddie in the movie, uploaded a video on VidSpace complaining about how he had to kiss his own mother, Lavinia Anderson, who played the main role as Cynthia, a princess, which later resulted in him angrily complaining about Izukiya Watanabe and Robin Cliffords, who both wrote the film, on how they wrote in his role, "kissing his mother". As a result, he had a severe meltdown, beating up his brother, Louis Anderson in the process, and even tearing up a poster for Sweet Love Fairytales in half.

As of 2021, the video currently has over 500 million views on VidSpace, making it one of the most popular videos on the site. Due to its popularity, it has been referenced several times in popular culture.

Transcript

 * David: Hey guys, it's your rocker, David Anderson of ABP here. You wanna know why I'm sad right now? Well, for those of you outside of Sherbetia, have you seen Sweet Love Fairytales at the movies yet? Well, if you have, do you know that one scene where Eddie kisses Cynthia at the dance? Well, guess who plays Eddie. (puts on "Sminister" costume used in the movie, starts crying) That's right, I'm Eddie Lynks. Do you also wanna know who played Cynthia? (shows record sleeve of Lavinia Anderson's debut single, "Seven of the Lament", and points at young Lavinia on the sleeve) That's right, Lavinia Rose, who is also... (starts to burst in tears) . . .My mother. (sorrowfully) Why? (takes sip out of a can of Technic Zero, as he wipes the remaining liquid from the sip off his lips) Izukiya Watanabe, Robin Cliffords, if you two are VidSpacers like me, (starts to feel furious) you should all be F**KING ashamed of yourselves for what your writing did to me and my mother! You ever head of Michael Jackson's song, Leave Me Alone? Well, you wanna know why she wrote that song? She wrote it because THE MEDIA WAS F**KING HIS LIFE UP! THEY ACCUSED HIM OF EVERYTHING, CHILD MOLESTATION, ENDANGERMENT OF HIS OWN CHILDREN, THOSE CONTROVERSIAL ACTIVITIES AT NEVERLAND, EVERYTHING THEY SAID! And now you're f**king me, too, Watanabe and Cliffords, by claiming that you two never expected me to kiss my mother. If I ever have to see one more shot of me kissing my mother...

(Louis Anderson enters the room, David notices and looks at him)


 * Louis: Hey, bro, I heard about that scene of you kissing our mo-

(David runs up to him and yells at him, he throws Louis on the ground while he angrily groans, then runs up to a poster of Sweet Love Fairytales, and rips it in half while he yells at the camera for 6 seconds)


 * David: How could you two do this to me?! I- I want you two to get away from me! I WANT YOU TWO TO GET AWAY FROM LIFE ITSELF!!

TBA

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In popular culture
In the episode, The Mural of the Story, Hayley is seen destroying part of a hideaway Stan made for her so she can hide from the town when she is blamed for the mural’s botched appearance when he butchers her facial appearance through a failed cosmetic surgery, which is a reference to how David threw Louis at the ground and how he tore up a poster of Sweet Love Fairytales in the video. Stan also compares Hayley to Lavinia Anderson, and Hayley’s hysterical speech is a reference to how David angrily told Watanabe and Cliffords through the camera to get away from him before he picked up the camera and started to destroy his brother, Jack Anderson’s car.