The Mrs Piggle Wiggle Show/Songs

Here's a list of all songs from the Mrs Piggle Wiggle show, including lyrics.

Theme Song (Miss Piggle Wiggle's got the cure for you)
Mrs Piggle Wiggle

Oh! Mrs Piggle Wiggle

She's got the Brains

Mrs Piggle Wiggle

Oh! Mrs Piggle Wiggle

She's never quite the same!

Every day, there's a problem

And if you're the one causing it.

She'll say "Well have I got a cure for you?"

and then...

The cure is awfully wacky, it'll make you say I'm sorry, and...

Mrs Piggle Wiggle

Oh! Mrs Piggle Wiggle

She lives in a house that's upside down

Mrs Piggle Wiggle

Oh! Mrs Piggle Wiggle

She'll blow away that frown...

Go! Mary and Kitty Go!
Miss Piggle Wiggle: Let's see who'll win

as fast as I sing!

I know they can do anything.

It's going to be a race!

for them to embrace

It's the chores Race!

Children: Go! Kitty and Mary Go!

Go! Kitty and Mary Go!

It's time for you to start the show!

Go! Kitty and Mary Go!

Miss Piggle Wiggle: Mary Lou hates doing the dishes

she thinks it's like taming jellyfishes

and for Kitty, she hates making beds

she feels like she's going to drop dead!

But I-I believe

that these two will be fun...

When I let em' race,

let them embrace

the boring things they don't want to do...

Children: Go! Kitty and Mary Go!

Go! Kitty and Mary Go!

It's time for you to start the show!

Go! Kitty and Mary Go!

Miss Piggle Wiggle: Let's see who'll win

Hmmph! and Nope and Ha!
Hubert: Hmmph and Nope and Ha!

are the only words you'll hear

when that little piggle wiggle tells me

to put away my Toyamagigs.

Hmmph and Nope and Ha!

I don't care what she says

I got all my toys I don't need anybody anyway!

I got my Soldiers, my astronauts too.

My heroes, my teddies

and my little dolly too

But it stupid how i know now

that i have to pick up my toys,

I had enough

"Yeah, well tough!"

Hmmph and Nope and Ha!

Hubert: (Speaking) Hmmph! I don't wanna pick up my toys, how'll I ever find them.

Wait, find them!!

Hubert: Hmmph and Nope and Ha!

I just realised something bizarre

I'll never ever find my toys if I mope like this'a!

Hmmph and Nope and Ha!

Maybe she's right!

I need to clean my room

get a broom

so, Yes, You're right and Yeah!

You are not...Oh yeah I am always
Molly: Why am I with a dumb bird?

A bird who only says what I'm saying

Penelope: Why am I with a dumb bird?

A bird who only says what I'm saying

Molly: Hey! Why are you talking? No bird can talk like that!

Penelope: Hey! Why are you talking? No child should talk like that!

Molly: Why am I with a dumb bird?

A bird who only says what I'm saying

Penelope: Why am I with a young child?

A child who doesn't care about rudeness

this is supposed to teach you a lesson

you're so rude to Mrs Piggle Wiggle

No child should talk like that!

His Property
Miss Piggle Wiggle: Hey everyone, I have an announcement to make,

Everything in this house is now Dick's *gasp*

The sugar coated windows, the upside down chair and the dinner table is now Dick's

Oh that makes you sick

that everything's now Dicks!

Even the things you owned before?

well not anymore!

Everything's now Dick's

even the TV, the Sink and the toilet.

The door handle and my box of cures!

everything is now His...

Radishes for Everyone
Mrs Piggle Wiggle: It's our garden,

Planted on a little girl

A little girl who doesn't want to take baths...

Radishes, upon Radishes

grown all over her from head to toe!

Lester: All covered in Mud and Dirt and Worms (Eww)

Wag: With Radishes grown all over her!

Lala: These go in Salads

Diana: and soup too!

Sheldon: A Cock a Doodle Doo!

Lillith: Haven't we got something for you!

Mrs Piggle Wiggle: We Got Radishes.

Planted on this little girl!

We Got Raddishes,

Radishes for everyone!!

Sleepless
Susan: I want to play ball, in the yard.

But it's so hard, because I'm half awake!

Bobby: I want to play, with all my friends

But I can't because I stayed up way too late!

Larry: Why oh Why? It's no lie!

Susan, Bobby and Larry: We all stayed up too late.

I want to go to bed,

Rest my head!

and wake up, in a year

Don't wanna cheer

Don't wanna shed a tear

All I wanna do is go to bed!

All I wanna do is go to bed!

Chef Piggle Wiggle Presents: The Tiniest Meal
Miss Piggle Wiggle: Cooking from the Kitchen!

Cooking from the Kitchen!

Very Small Meals, enough to eat in one go.

Small Eggs, Bacon and Pancakes!

And for lunch something very very delicious

Small PB&J with sliced bananas!

And for dinner, it comes so quicker!

Small Meatloaf, potatoes and mixed vegetables!

Any room for dessert, I won't leave you deserted with some

Small ice cream with chocolate sauce and sprinkles!

You don't need a big meal

You can eat it in one go!

You don't need a big meal

Just bite, bite bite and you won't feel ill!

Chef Piggle Wiggle Presents: The tiniest Meal.

Oh nanananana!
Holly: You cheated!

Joan: No I did not!

Holly: We were supposed to play a board game-

Mary: that board game's so stupid

Kitty: Why did we play?

Hubert: You stole the pieces ripped up the game sheet

Children: Thrown it all away!

Oh nanananana! Oh nanananana! Oh nanananana!!!

Molly: Hmmph! Guess what, you took it all away

Patsy: Yeah, that's right the game we were supposed to play!

Susan: Oh! she had to cheat with her eyes open!

Joan: No i didn't! No i didn't!

Children: I don't think so!

Oh nanananana! Oh nanananana! Oh nanananana!!!

You cheated!

We Gotta be careful
Miss Piggle Wiggle: We're on the farm for vacation!

Children: Looks so Pretty I know!

Lala: But we gotta be careful when we get there you know!

Miss Piggle Wiggle: We're on the farm for vacation!

Looks so swell!

Miss Piggle Wiggle, Children and Lala: What will we ever do on the farm, who knows! ah well!

Miss Piggle Wiggle: When we get there you must, Unpack your things,

toothbrushes, Pajamas, make sure it's neat!

And if you're playing out don't climb over the fence!

you'll fall over then bump your head!

Lala: Don't forget to feed the animals for breakfast, lunch and dinner!

And don't forget to bring eggs and put them in the fridge for breakfast!

Miss Piggle Wiggle: We're on the farm for vacation!

Children: Looks so Pretty I know!

Lala: But we gotta be careful when we get there you know!

Miss Piggle Wiggle: We're on the farm for vacation!

Looks so swell!

Miss Piggle Wiggle, Children and Lala: What will we ever do on the farm, who knows! ah well!

We now arrived at the farm it looks so swell!

What's that sound?
Alison Burbank: Isn't, what I want in my ears

But then again, I think it's my fault anyway!

Darsie Burbank: this faucet here, sounds like niagra falls and this button sounds like a gunshot.

(Sounds like a gunshot)

Bard Burbank: There's too much stuff in my ears

But I think it's just the noise everywhere.

Burbank Children: what's that sound? In our ears, what's that noise we three can hear.

What's that sound?

Monsters
Lillith the owl: Eek! MONSTERS!!!

Children: Tattling and a tittling

Another word for gossip

And how to take the odd pips out

Your mean old brain!

You look like monsters

With tails made out of smoke

a smoke that makes us choke

I mean, we can't see who you really are!

so do we mind knowing who we are?

Your hair and clothes, they're all gone.

They're all gone

Until you break the habbit of tattling!

Lillith the Owl: I think they're after us!

Children: all we can hear is "a tittle tattle tat!"

"a tittle tattle tat!"

Come on, don't be shy to say it!

All we can hear is "a tittle tattle tat!"

"a tittle tattle tat!"

It goes as simple as that!

All we can say is that your lesson will be learned

Your lesson will be learned if you....

Give up tattling!

(A tittle tattle tat!)

The Best part about Feasts
Miss Piggle Wiggle: Wipe anything on you with a napkin!

And everyone settle down...

Sit don't stand

Use Utensils

Let's start the show

Let's eat!

the Best part about Feasts are about the conversations, but also the food you get!

Kitty: Pass down the gravy and the cauliflower

Mary: and extra carrots if you please!

Hubert: Roast Potatoes and some beets

All make the finest meal!

Molly: Once you eat with Piggle Wiggle, you may need more!

The Children: Oh what don't we love!

When your with Mrs Piggle Wiggle

For dessert you get jell-o that jiggles!

But the main course is the finest meal!

Mrs Piggle wiggle: Thats right!!

Don't forget to mind your manners.

Say "Please" and "thank you" in a conversation.

And don't forget that the best part about Feasts is that.

It is the very best time of all!!!

The Interruption song
Miss Piggle: Hey Franklin triplets, I have something to tell you!

We're going to the park today and-

Benji Franklin: Will we get to on the world's tallest slide?

uh oh!

Miss Piggle: If I were a lawyer, this would be a cri-ime!

Now tell me if you can-

Sally Franklin: Is there gonna be a rollercoaster ri-ide?

what?

Miss Piggle: Now tell me if you can be there on time

and don't be rude at all! (no siree!)

Now tell me what, what you're doing!

'Cause I-I don't like this at all!

Please stop-

Stevie Franklin: Interupting? us?

Mrs Piggle: Please stop-oh I don't like this at all I mean-

how would you feel, oh how would you feel

If i did that to you?

So Please stop!

Stevie Franklin: Or What?

Mrs Piggle: Interrupting me!

I Keep Slipping
Sharon Rogers: I'm Slipping and a-sliding

Will it ever stop?

I'm Slipping and a-sliding!

But I ain't on top!

I may not watch, where I'm going!

I'm Slipping and a-sliding

Will it ever stop?

Why do I slip on a banana peel like i'm from a cartoon?

My head hurts, it's the worse, Wag? can you help me out?

They say that the brain holds all the Knowledge!

But if that's so-

Who cares about that?

I can Run in the hallway

and the chance of me getting hurt is Unlikely!

I'm Slipping and a-sliding

Will it ever stop?

I'm Slipping and a-sliding!

But I ain't on top!

No! I don't want to go to school!
Jody: I don't care about the memories

or the job I'm getting when I turn 15!

I don't care about a thing

about school!

They say it's "fun"

but I don't see that in anyone.

No I don't care about the recess at all!

(Not even lunch is good)

So Mrs, Piggle Wiggle

I have a request

Don't ever send me to school again!

So Mrs, Piggle Wiggle

I have a request

Don't ever send me to school again!

Pirates Gold
Children: Let's go cure our boredom

Let's all do it right!

Lee: Let's go on a treasure hunt!

Mimi: Let's go do it right!

Children: Let's go cure our boredom

On a Treasure Treasure Treasure Treasure Hunt!

Dick: We go take some maps

and let's split into groups!

Darsie: This map leaves us to a hidden chest!

Where I don't know where it is!

Timmy: I don't know where it's at!

Sharon: But it's somewhere beyond the shore!

Children: Let's find that thing!

Let's do it right!

Let's find the treasure chest in time!

Let's go cure our boredom

Let's all do it right!

Lee: Let's go on a treasure hunt!

Mimi: Let's go do it right!

Children: Let's go cure our boredom

Let's all do this right

on...

1,2,3,4!

A Treasure Treasure Treasure Treasure Hunt!

I remember (That's my husband)
Miss Piggle Wiggle: Settle down everyone!

guess who I found!

A picture from my husband lost in time...

Years ago I remember, his last voyage.

He kissed me goodbye and left

until one day, I heard the news...

Which gave me access to

a chest lost to time...

A Scallywag like him

who knew he could be so kind!

Now i help each children everywhere

to break bad habits!

Now i can see how everyone

needed someone like me!

Magical gifts by my husband

helping children young or old.

To break those habits

I remember 'cause it's old!

I remember 'cause it's old!

There's too much on!
Hubert: Flicking channels is just as fast as flipping pancakes

On the cooking channel at least!

I can tell what I wanna watch, what if I wanna watch a movie starring:

Kenzie Lee and a former wrestler!

A Game show, A Drama, or even a Comedy!

Or a basic cartoon show!

If my eyes are gonna turn square.

it's giving me a headache I swear!

There's too much on!

I Wanna watch the Music Awards!

I Wanna watch a Horror movie

What's on, I don't know but if i press my remote. eh? who knows!

There's too much on!

Tell the truth
Mrs Piggle Wiggle: Sometimes it is hard to just,

Tell the truth!

The accident who did oh, you know who?

But if you Lie, blame it on another guy!

It'll never be fine!

Joan: (Speaking) I don't get it, what do you mean.

Mrs Piggle Wiggle: You'll see!

Anyone can cause an accident, like breaking a window

But if you lie then, one day everyone will know!

You did it and then it only gets worse!

Joan: But how does it get worse?

Mrs Piggle Wiggle: It could ruin your reputation as

an honest person!

And no one would believe a word you say!

Joan: (Speaking) Even my friends?

Mrs Piggle Wiggle: Yes! So that's why dear Joan, you have to

stand up to what you did!

And don't you (don't you)

Ever! (Ever!)

Lie to anyone and

Tell the truth!

Tell the truth!

I'm so Hungry
Wag: I haven't eaten anything in days!

And now I have to face the blame!

Who forgot to feed me last night!

I bet it couldn't be Tracey again...

She forgot to take me to the bathroom

and she forgot to play with me too.

She forgot to brush my fur and

She forgot to bathe me too!

And now I'm so hungry!

Where oh Where?
Dick: Where, Oh Where does that thing even go?

Where Oh Where, I think that's it's toe i don't know!

Where, Oh When I destruct I can't stop

Can't stop until I can't reassemble them!

Where, Oh Where does are the instructions of that book!

Wag oh Wag I'm sure he hasn't ripped up it all-

Oh! Oh No! how am I gonna fix this?

Can't stop until I can't reassemble them!

looking at pictures on how they used to look like then...

Won't help a bit because I'm now ten!

You guys can't help either I bet!

'Cause you don't know how to fix things!

Where, Oh Where does that thing even go?

Where Oh Where, I think that's it's chin I don't know!

Where, Oh When I destruct I can't stop

Can't stop until I can't reassemble them Again!

The Bravery march
Children: Now if you're ever afraid

and you just wanna scream!

Breathe, yes breathe from the nose and out of the mouth

It helps!

Now if you're ever afraid

and you just wanna scream!

Take this little advice from us!

Anne: Lala's up the tree

It appears she can't get down!

Larry: And we don't wanna waste a Firefighter's job climbing up

to save her!

Children: So here's a little trick

to help you feel braver!

Believe in Yourself, and breathe! It's easy can't you see!

Patsy: But I feel so scared!

I don't think this is fair!

Anne: So just try and throw those cares!

Children: Have faith inside you!

Believe what you can do!

And the next day you'll feel brand new!

Patsy: I feel strong!

I feel Tall!

I can do this! I can do that! Lemme explain it all!

believe in yourself, it's good for your health!

And Take this little advice from me!

And Take this little advice from me!

Ahoy!

My Everything!
Sally: I Can't find my crayons

or even my brush!

Not even my candy bar I left a few minutes

to help out Wendy!

I can't find my dress!

I'm supposed to wear tomorrow!

Oh no! Oh no! I've lost everything you know!

I can't find my pajamas,

or even my storybook.

Not even my favourite mug I can find

'cause I guess I'm really misunderstood!

My Toys, My games, and even my friends!

Oh no! Oh no! I've lost everything you know!

You know!

You Know!

Where's my hands?
Bobby: Where's my hands

and my feet!

Where's my elbow

and where are my jeans!

The shirt i just got on!

Invisible in a flash!

All because I showed off!

Someone please tell me!

Where's my hair

and my knees!

Where's my nose

and my neck!

Invisible in a flash!

All because I showed off!

Someone please tell me!

Bullying isn't cool
Diana: It isn't amusing

when you call someone a name

that they hate being called.

What if that joke, is on you!

How would you react and all!

It isn't funny

when people make a mistake!

They shouldn't have done for years!

And when you reveal a secret!

It just brings them into tears!

Bullying isn't cool (No it ain't)

Bullying isn't Funny (No it's not)

Sometimes you wanna laugh but it hurts so dear

Bullying isn't cool

Lemme repeat this and lemme come to say:

Bullying isn't cool!

Susan's Crying!
Hubert: Hate to be that type but i can't hang out with you!

Allen: You make me so sick!

Stevie: With those tears running down your face!

Children: We need a break, it's been hours since

and we've got a headache!

Bard: I can't read my comics with you around!

Benji: I don't even wanna see you around!

Children: If all Susan does i weep, we need to leave.

We'll just go somewhere quieter instead!

We need a break, it's been hours since

and we've got a headache!

So Silent
Mrs Piggle Wiggle: Shh..

Gossip, just quit it!

You don't need to be loud if all you do is gossip!

Rumours, oh Rumours!

Are or aren't they true!

They say gossiping is wrong!

It isn't very nice!

those candy sticks I made!

Sike! they are a cure for gossiping!

Now do you see, Now do you speak

some evil?!

shh...

Rumours spread 'round fast

from person to person!

Are they lies or are they truths

Well I don't know!

Gossiping is wrong!

there is nothing right!

so shh...

Now do you see, Now do you speak

some evil?!

Shh....

My Daydreams
Jody: My Daydreams take me anywhere!

Anywhere i want!

I can be a dreamy princess

or a hero of allsorts.

I can think about my future

and what the future holds.

My Daydreams (My daydreams)

Take me anywhere I want!

You tell me!

You got me!

Oh yeah...

I can be whoever i wanna be 'cause

It's my daydreams...

Brush Brush!
Mrs Piggle Wiggle: Look at your teeth!

Full of cavities,

yellow icks around!

So just let Wag demonstrate now!

all the things you need to do!

Wag: Stay away from the sweetest treats!

And the drinks that ain't water!

And brush every single corner from front to back!

Brush your teeth with a certain amount of toothpaste

depending on how old you are!

It only 2 minutes and twice a whole day!

from morning to night!

Mrs Piggle Wiggle: You can brush your teeth,

And after you're done, rinse it out with some mouthwash now!

Make a gurgling sound!

And spit!

And your done!

Wag: It's easy don't you see!

Santa's coming, so be nice
Mrs Piggle Wiggle: Since thanksgiving's gone!

I've got something to tell you!

We only got a few days after all!

It's Big, It's exciting! I'm about to tell you all!

Santa's coming so be nice!

Don't do this, or do that!

Instead do the nicest deeds of all!

It's Big, It's exciting! I'm about to tell you all!

Santa's coming so be nice!

When you need to snap!

Or need to have a little fight!

Please don't do that!

Or you'll be on the naughty this

getting lumps of coal instead of something nice!

Yeah!

Since thanksgiving's gone!

I've got something to tell you!

We only got a few days after all!

It's Big, It's exciting! I'm about to tell you all!

Santa's coming so be nice!

Santa's coming so be nice!

The north pole
Santa: You see my toy factory, Is quite big!

It can house so many thingamajigs!

From video games, books and even candy!

That's what makes my toy factory so dandy!

Santa: (Speaking) But that's not just what we have here at the north pole! come, I'll show you!

Bobby: A post office!

Joan and Anne: A cozy hotel!

Mimi: And anything you'd normally see in a town!

Children: Except it doesn't always gives you the frowns!

Alison: A movie theater, playing all the best Christmas movies!

Wendy: A petting zoo that holds every single mythical creature!

Larry: And, a theme park too with a flying rollercoaster

Santa: And now Hubert, what'cha have to say?

Hubert: (Speaking) It's the same as always!

Santa: (Speaking) You just don't believe in yourself yet, that's all buddy!

Children: At the north pole!

There's over a million things to do!

Elves are everywhere and it's just the usual!

But it'll never make us frown!

'Cause it is the North Pole!

Hubert: (I hate this song!)

Niceness
Hubert: Sometimes I wish I was happier

thinking that I was always good.

Being Miss Piggle Wiggle's no.1 angel

Was a goal that was lost to time.

Yes there's always next year.

But time goes so fast.

By the time I do a good deed, I'll turn twenty-eight!

Sometimes I wish I was happier

If i was always nice!

The perfect boy, I wanted to be

Was a goal that was lost to time.

Yes there's always Tomorrow!

But it just turned to today...

By the time I do a good deed, the spirit will be lost anyway!

Wendy: If you just try to do a good deed!

Sally: This year, you'll succeed!

Larry: No deed's to slow, and no time too fast!

Bard: Just Believe, it'll all come through!

Wendy, Sally, Larry and Bard: If you think it's too late to try!

Believe in yourself first!

Guide a light to light up the whole town and...

Bam! the magic will all come through!

Hubert: Yes! I am brave!

Yes! I may be a bit imperfect but

that's okay!

Everything was meant to be this way!

By the time I do a good deed, You'll see!

No goal  was lost to time.

Yes there's always Tomorrow!

Because everyday was previously yesterday!

I Believe!

What's that?
Timmy: When I go to bed!

All i see are words that hurt!

Yeah, that hurt!

If I close my eyes, I'm blinded by!

"You stink" "You're so stupid" Oh why!

Who said that?

What was that?

All I see are words that hurt!

Yeah, that hurt!

If I close my eyes, I'm blinded by!

"Crybaby" "You little something..." Oh why!

Who said that?

What was that?

All I see are words that hurt!

Yeah, that hurt!

White Noodles Everyday
Mrs Piggle Wiggle: I Made your favourite Christopher,

I Made your favourite Christopher!

White Noodles with no flavouring!

The only food, you'll ever eat!

That's right I'm catering you to your fav food...

I know for breakfast you didn't eat my oatmeal,

and for lunch you didn't eat my BLT!

You didn't take a bite of the salmon for dinner!

And you didn't eat my famous apple pie for dessert!

I'm giving you, your favourite food (ooh!)

I'm giving you, the only food you'll ever eat!

See how well, you'll like it...

and you'll definitely eat if forever...

I Made your favourite Christopher,

I Made your favourite Christopher!

White Noodles with no flavouring!

The only food, you'll ever eat!

The only food, you'll ever eat!

The only food, you'll ever eat...

I hope I can reach the branches
Lilli: Lala is stuck on a tree,

would somebody please help her?

Lala is stuck on a tree,

Anybody please?

Patsy: I'm too scared,

to even try!

Lilli: But wouldn't it hurt

To not try?

The truth is that

you must face your fear,

wherever you like it or not.

Lala is very cold

and she's scared herself,

and I know you're the only one that could try...

Patsy: Fine...

Hope I can reach, the branches.

I know I can, I'll be brave!

I'll climb high, to the tallest treetops!

I'm coming for you Lala!

I can reach, the branches.

I know I can, I'll be brave

Lala's now, down from the tree!

Let's warm her up fast!

Let's warm her up fast...

Everyone's Invited
Mrs Piggle Wiggle: From the animals to

the children I know,

That it will be the best-est party I know!

Diana: Baking a Cake!

Lala: Starting the show!

Animals: What are we waiting for let's go!

Children: Decorating a cake,

Blowing Balloons

and choosing a good song...

Let it be, the best party

In the world!

Kitty (Speaking): But it must be a secret!

Children: Shh!

Mrs Piggle Wiggle: I cannot wait

and I don't know,

what's in store for me...

Whatever it is,

Whoever I know,

It's gonna be the best-

Everyone: Best Party Ever!!

Manners make me Mad
Bobby: There's one thing I hate,

It's one thing I don't care about...

It begins with an "M"

Everyone does it,

And it's just a rule!

And I don't follow rules...

I'll eat with my Fingers

I'll wipe my mouth with a sleeve

and stand up on the table...

I won't share

No i won't

Follow your rules!

I don't follow rules...

So, where was we now-

Manners make me mad!

Manners make me sad!

Why do we have to all be the same!

Manners make me mad!

Manners make me sad!

Why do i have to "Mind" a silly rule?

Manners make me mad!

Manners make me sad!

Need I say more?

'Cause they're just rules...

And I don't follow no rules!

Oh No! I don't!

Happy Birthday Mrs Piggle Wiggle
Children: Surprise! Suprise! It's a special day!

Animals: It's a joyous day!

Children and Animals: It's a day, like no any other

It's...

Your Birthday!

Animals: Thanks for looking after us!

Children: Thanks for teaching us,

to break our no good habbits

you know we're very proud of it!

Animals: And We Thank!

Children: And We Thank!

Children and Animals: We thank you!

It's a big birthday and where are the guests?

Well, they're right here!

Your children, the animals all in the

Humongous Upside down house...

Surprise! Suprise! It's a special day!

It's a joyous day!

Put your cares aside,

'Cause today's the day!

For a great birthday!

From the girl we know!

Who has brown hair?

And Big green eyes?

The One, and Only...

Mrs Piggle Wiggle....

Happy Birthday Mrs Piggle Wiggle!

Hooray!