So How Slow Are Akron Acres' Operations?

Operation Times

 * Akron Cannonball - 3 minutes, 1 second (Verdict: Slow)
 * Bobsled Run - 1 minute, 23 seconds (Verdict: Meh)
 * Catapult - 2 minutes, 50 seconds (Verdict: What?)
 * DE-VOLLER COASTER - 2 minutes, 6 seconds (Verdict: Bad)
 * Double Dash Dueler - 1 minute, 20 seconds (Verdict: Good)
 * Orient Express - 44 seconds (Verdict: Phenomenal)
 * Sandstorm - 1 minute, 18 seconds (Verdict: Decent)
 * Steel Beamer - 1 minute, 15 seconds (Verdict: Average)
 * Wild Pikachu - 1 minute, 7 seconds (Verdict: Okay)