Fictional Cinema Snob episodes/Bionicle VII: Sea of Darkness

Transcript

 * The Snob: What the f***, I thought Bionicle VI sent the franchise elsewhere than El Kadsre, now it's going under the sea? They're really trying to recoup the budget of a successful movie that did not fail!
 * (Title card)
 * The Snob: From the father of one of the creators of that new cartoon based off that one book featured on Reading Rainbow, comes Bionicle VII: Sea of Darkness, the next entry in the Technic Heroes franchise, clearly because the last entry was too f***ing cool to rehash off land! And first, I shall review the Rinava music video that came on my DVD, aka the version that was in every $5 DVD bin in North America in the mid-2000's! But this video wasn't just shown in theaters either, it kicks off the bonus features in every physical copy of the movie. This is actually their best step forward in promoting their ripoff Devo music.
 * (Rinava begin performing)
 * Ryu Judoku: Look at you, fightin' for your rights!
 * (Cut back to the Snob)
 * The Snob: I'm glad El Kadsre brought us This Ain't The Beastie Boys, A Triple X Band Parody.
 * (Cut to Kenelm Clarkson placing the PG rating over the screen)
 * The Snob: One of the band members then advises us of the rating by ripping off the "R rating" scene from Student Bodies, by placing it on the screen and having an obvious cut to the film's actual rating card! Screw this, onto the actual movie!
 * (Cut to the Miramax logo)
 * The Snob: Once again, Weinstein Effect Releasing brought this film Stateside...
 * (Cut to the John 15:13 verse displayed onscreen)
 * The Snob: ...and- what the f***, when did Pure Flix buy out El TV Kadsre?
 * (Cut to the opening credits)
 * The Snob: This time Pasi and Sung had the producer of the last movie join them in bringing this insanity to life!
 * (Cut to the bus driving through the empty road)
 * The Snob: We see a gang of people heading towards MURC, aka: This Ain't Amity Island, A Triple X Location Parody.