Attack of The Skinless Chomping Head

Attack of The Skinless Chomping Head is a 1956 black-and-white British-El Kadsreian drama thriller film, written and directed by Christopher Emanuel Adams and starring Edward Bartholomew.

The movie is one of the first English-language films to be produced in El Kadsre, although met with mixed reception, has since become a cult film, and its infamous main antagonist and his head tearing and chomping have been referenced many times in popular culture whenever someone's plan against someone else fails increasingly (i.e. Family Guy, SpongeBob SquarePants, American Dad, etc.). It was released on July 23, 1956.

Plot
In the fictitious British El Kadsre nation, Malthus Addington, a scientist who has recently invented a strength-increasing drug similar to Steroids that give the injected person, "a strength beyond God himself, it can tear through your skin and rip it in one shot or a little longer." His girlfriend, Saoirse Connors isn't receptive to the idea and imagines a vision of the world when his drug becomes overused. Shocked by the idea and vision, Saoirse angrily leaves Malthus and moves out. Two years later, Malthus enters a nightclub downtown, and meets with his old neighbor, Dylan McDean. During their conversation, Dylan mentions his fiancé, "Sarah", which surprises Malthus, considering that he used to call his ex-girlfriend Sarah. Since he is now interested in meeting Sarah, he asks if he can come over for dinner so he can meet her, which Dylan agrees to.

The same night, Malthus arrives at Dylan's house, with red wine in his hand as an offering for Dylan's dinner with Sarah. When he enters the house, to his shock, it is revealed that "Sarah" is actually Saoirse, who is now engaged to Dylan. Saoirse is shocked by Malthus' appearance in the house and violently kicks him out, thinking that he's still planning to distribute his strength drug worldwide. Outraged by her choice, Malthus plans on killing both Saoirse and Dylan in revenge, using his strength drug to give him the strength to kill them. At night, while Saoirse and Dylan are asleep, Malthus breaks into their house through the window off-screen, and Saoirse wakes up to see what's happening. In the dark, a figure gets close to Saoirse, ready to strangle her, only for Saoirse to notice the figure and knock him out. She turns on a nearby light switch to find that the figure is actually Malthus. Shocked by his sudden appearance, she drags him back to his apartment and puts him on his bed.

The next morning in Malthus' apartment, he wakes up after the knockout on his bed, clumsily thinking that is was just a dream. Later, he goes out on a walk around the city, but when he passes by Dylan's house, he notices that one of the front windows is damaged, and goes to look. While looking around, he suddenly remembers last night when he was about to murder Dylan and Saoirse using his drug, and out of shock that his plan failed, using his strength from last night, he grabs onto two sides of the top skin of his head, tears it out, and screams in agony and anger, while running around the city biting people violently, even biting off an officer's arm in the process, which even scares an entire force of them. This news makes it to public radio and televisions, which begins to worry Saoirse, but Dylan manages to calm her down and take her out to a lunch at a luxury hotel.

During their lunch, Malthus breaks in, shouting Saoirse and Dylan's names out loud. Saoirse manages to recognize Malthus and runs away from him, only to be caught down by Malthus (with him shouting his infamous, "YOUUU'RRRREEEE MIIINE!!!!!!" line), he prepares to eat off Saoirse's face, only to be shot with a tranquilizer dart from Dylan, saving her fiancé. Sometime later, it is revealed that Malthus has been committed to an asylum for two years, with his ripped head's skin pieces having been recovered and stitched back onto him, along with him wearing a straitjacket tight and a steel gag strapped to his mouth in order to avoid the same affair. After seeing Malthus through his room door's window, they both decide to get married in Sherbet Town, Sherbetia, with Saoirse saying, "Yeah. So much for a wedding over here in this small wreck.", with Dylan agreeing with her.

Cast

 * Edward Bartholomew as Malthus Addington
 * Gerald Weekes as Dylan McDean
 * Byeol Kim Jeong as Saoirse Connors
 * Dollie Parsons as Nightclub Waitress and Asylum Nurse
 * Chege Grundy as Police Officer
 * Richard Attenborough as News Reporter

The rest of the cast were mainly people who auditioned to be extras in the movie.

Quotes
Main article: Attack of The Skinless Chomping Head/Quotes