Fictional Cinema Snob Episodes/Sheegwa: My Own Journey

Transcript

 * The Snob: Today we're gonna be reviewing one of the post-Whodunnit PBS Kids Movies. And it's a Sagwa one.
 * (Cut to clips from Sagwa: The Movie and Dongwa's Movie!)
 * The Snob: Sagwa: The Movie was the riveting story of how a Filipino kid and Venezuelan Buck the Tourist worked with three Siamese cats to, against all odds, find friendship and love, and spread it across both their worlds, whilst Dongwa's Movie! was the soft love story between a young cat boy and his grandmother, who solve a treasure and find their inner admiration for each other against a backdrop of a part of China that feared change... and smarta**es who shout "Y*** in Hell" at furries.
 * (Cut back to the Snob)
 * The Snob: As for Sheegwa: My Own Journey, it was so entertaining, it went straight-to-video. Yep.
 * (Cut to the CinéGroupe logo)
 * The Snob: And this time, CinéGroupe were by themselves, as Samuel Goldwyn Films and PBS Kids took their names off the film and Sesame Workshop didn't even participate at all.
 * (Cut to the opening credits)
 * The Snob: The only returning crew members were producer George Daughtery and executive producer Jacques Pettigrew, though this was co-written by Roland Parliament, who voiced Melvin in the DiC dub of Sailor Moon, which would explain the scene where Ba-Do transforms into Sailor Whatever The F*** the Planet from The Start of Mac & Me Was Called.