ETVKK (disambiguation)/Quotes

Most of these are from the channel.

(Sometime in May 1999)
 * Lillie Pemberton: Okay then, we've got some more wrestling coming up!
 * JP Reeve: That's right! Next up- what? WWF Raw is War? *facepalms* Okay, let's just get right into it.
 * Maggie Baker: JP, you 'lil goof!
 * Neil Shee (in voiceover): Parents, we wish to advise that because of possible harmful elements, certain portions of the following program may not be suitable for children and teens under 14.
 * (WWF Raw is War begins)

(Sometime in August 2000)
 * JP Reeve: We here at ETVKK would like you to know we did not make the next program, which contains muscular men shouting and punching each other ("Help me" is written at the bottom of the screen.) whilst some guy from New England talks endlessly about his successful business that revolves around said thing. My grandmother or Boingert hasn't even seen it.
 * (WWF Raw is War begins)

(January 5, 2003)
 * Lillie Pemberton: We might be going into weird foods this time around!
 * JP Reeve: And regarding Sagwa... what's with Yeh-Yeh's breath?
 * Lillie Pemberton: He's old?
 * JP Reeve: No, we'll find out!

(Sometime in July 2009) (January 22, 2019)
 * Jackie Clarcher de la Vil: We're gonna dive right into Monster Jam's upcoming visit to El Kadsre City! But first, wrestling!
 * (WWE SmackDown! begins)
 * (Dramatic music begins.)
 * JP Reeve: Oh no...
 * (Playtime [Quinten Reeve in a Playtime costume] appears.)
 * JP Reeve: Only wrestling can save us!
 * (WWE NXT UK begins.)