The Mrs Piggle Wiggle Show/Songs

Here's a list of all songs from the Mrs Piggle Wiggle show, including lyrics.

Theme Song (Miss Piggle Wiggle's got the cure for you)
Mrs Piggle Wiggle

Oh! Mrs Piggle Wiggle

She's got the Brains

Mrs Piggle Wiggle

Oh! Mrs Piggle Wiggle

She's never quite the same!

Every day, there's a problem

And if you're the one causing it.

She'll say "Well have I got a cure for you?"

and then...

The cure is awfully wacky, it'll make you say I'm sorry, and...

Mrs Piggle Wiggle

Oh! Mrs Piggle Wiggle

She lives in a house that's upside down

Mrs Piggle Wiggle

Oh! Mrs Piggle Wiggle

She'll blow away that frown...

Go! Mary and Kitty Go!
Miss Piggle Wiggle: Let's see who'll win

as fast as I sing!

I know they can do anything.

It's going to be a race!

for them to embrace

It's the chores Race!

Children: Go! Kitty and Mary Go!

Go! Kitty and Mary Go!

It's time for you to start the show!

Go! Kitty and Mary Go!

Miss Piggle Wiggle: Mary Lou hates doing the dishes

she thinks it's like taming jellyfishes

and for Kitty, she hates making beds

she feels like she's going to drop dead!

But I-I believe

that these two will be fun...

When I let em' race,

let them embrace

the boring things they don't want to do...

Children: Go! Kitty and Mary Go!

Go! Kitty and Mary Go!

It's time for you to start the show!

Go! Kitty and Mary Go!

Miss Piggle Wiggle: Let's see who'll win

Hmmph! and Nope and Ha!
Hubert: Hmmph and Nope and Ha!

are the only words you'll hear

when that little piggle wiggle tells me

to put away my Toyamagigs.

Hmmph and Nope and Ha!

I don't care what she says

I got all my toys I don't need anybody anyway!

I got my Soldiers, my astronauts too.

My heroes, my teddies

and my little dolly too

But it stupid how i know now

that i have to pick up my toys,

I had enough

"Yeah, well tough!"

Hmmph and Nope and Ha!

Hubert: (Speaking) Hmmph! I don't wanna pick up my toys, how'll I ever find them.

Wait, find them!!

Hubert: Hmmph and Nope and Ha!

I just realised something bizarre

I'll never ever find my toys if I mope like this'a!

Hmmph and Nope and Ha!

Maybe she's right!

I need to clean my room

get a broom

so, Yes, You're right and Yeah!

You are not...Oh yeah I am always
Molly: Why am I with a dumb bird?

A bird who only says what I'm saying

Penelope: Why am I with a dumb bird?

A bird who only says what I'm saying

Molly: Hey! Why are you talking? No bird can talk like that!

Penelope: Hey! Why are you talking? No child should talk like that!

Molly: Why am I with a dumb bird?

A bird who only says what I'm saying

Penelope: Why am I with a young child?

A child who doesn't care about rudeness

this is supposed to teach you a lesson

you're so rude to Mrs Piggle Wiggle

No child should talk like that!

His Property
Miss Piggle Wiggle: Hey everyone, I have an announcement to make,

Everything in this house is now Dick's *gasp*

The sugar coated windows, the upside down chair and the dinner table is now Dick's

Oh that makes you sick

that everything's now Dicks!

Even the things you owned before?

well not anymore!

Everything's now Dick's

even the TV, the Sink and the toilet.

The door handle and my box of cures!

everything is now His...