Fictional Cinema Snob episodes/Bionicle VI: Island of Doom

Transcript

 * The Snob: GOD DAMN IT EL KADSRE! And Australia.
 * (title card)
 * The Snob: Hey kids, wanna see the origins of your Lego toys? Well too bad! This is another Bionicle film from Pasi Peure and Sung Gim, because Luigi Stromboli and Ching Chang Chong were f***ing unavailable! Bionicle VI: Island of Doom is the twelfth entry of the Technic Heroes franchise and it was the first ever Technic Heroes film to be filmed in Australia not only because most Australians love Bionicle, but it's also the first successful attempt by the franchise to succeed financially in the Australian box office.
 * (Miramax logo shows up)
 * The Snob: I bet there's a conspiracy theory that says the women who accused Harvey Weinstein of touching them without consent were lying and actually did the accusations to spite him for bringing this franchise to the States!
 * (Credits play)
 * The Snob: The film's music was by Ryota Yamada, who also did the music for Padlocked Within A Dream, and Rinava, aka that band made of some Japanese guys, a white guy, and a furry! And if Rinava gained popularity as a result of their work in the Bionicle films, then why does the concert footage featured in the opening and closing credits look like it was filmed in the producer's basement with bedsheets covering the windows- wait, I already used that joke in my Driller: A Sexual Thriller review! Anyways, Corbin Black Green edited the film.
 * (The Snob complains)
 * The Snob: I've already told someone to pick a f***ing color!
 * (Credits continue)
 * The Snob: The film was produced by some guy... look let's go onto the film.
 * (Cut to the opening shots of the movie)
 * Narrator: Gathered friends, listen again to our legend of the Bionicle...
 * (Cut back to the Snob)
 * The Snob: NO!
 * (Cut to the Turaga meeting up)
 * Turaga Vakama: Dume... it-it-it is that you?
 * Turaga Dume: Yes, Vakama!
 * (Cut back to the Snob)
 * The Snob: Holy s**t it's Doctor Who!
 * (Cut to the Turaga assembled)
 * The Snob: The Turaga learn of the Makuta's latest plot to, I don't know, steal the secret KFC recipe? So they contact our team of Vlokouzian superheroes!
 * (Cut to the cast arriving in Sydney)
 * The Snob: Our heroes use stock footage from a Godfrey Ho ninja movie to travel to Sydney to retrieve the Kanohi Ignika.