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Kittenolivian TV Announcements

 * KTV1, March 2002: "Well now, you might want to take a good look at this particular red clock because it's the last time you're going to see it. As you may have heard, our trusty balloon has finally run out of hot air and later today KTV1 gets a whole bright new look. So, if you want to impress your friends and be one of the first people to see it - if your friends are impressed by that kind of thing of course - then make sure you're here at 9am. And if you're looking for something to keep yourself occupied for the next six-and-a-bit hours, then may I suggest KTV Nightscreen which is coming up in just a moment and then join us for 'Good Morning Kittenolivia' at 6 o'clock. So, from this clock and the KTV1 balloon, it's goodbye. And from me, Dave Dixon, on behalf of everyone at KTV Broadcasting House in Kittenolivia City, it's goodnight."
 * ICHC Network (unaired KEBS script from mid-80s): "We interrupt our program at the request of the Kittenolivian Government. This is the Kittenolivian Emergency Broadcast System. All normal broadcasting has been discontinued during this emergency. ICHC Network will continue to broadcast, furnishing news, official information and instruction, as soon as possible. I repeat. We interrupt our program at the request of the Kittenolivian Government. This is the Kittenolivian Emergency Broadcast System. All normal broadcasting has been discontinued during this emergency. ICHC Network will continue to broadcast, furnishing news, official information and instruction, as soon as possible. Do not use your telephone. The telephone lines should be kept open for official use. The Kittenolivian Emergency Broadcast System has been activated to keep you informed. To repeat. ICHC Network will continue to broadcast, furnishing news, official information and instruction, as soon as possible. Stay tuned for further emergency information. It is important that you listen carefully to announcements."
 * ICHC Network (sound problem from 1977 during a report about the death of Elvis Presley): "We have temporarily lost the sound portion of this ICHC Network program. The trouble is along transmitter lines and KRTC engineers have been notified. The trouble is not in your home receiver. We expect the sound to be restored shortly. Meanwhile, we will continue with the picture portion of the program."
 * KTV2 (sound problem from 1975): "Our sound portion of this program has been lost at the originating source in Catrock. We are continuing with the video portion of this presentation; we ask your indulgence - please stand by."

Hatsune Miku broadcast signal intrusion, 2009: Investigation
The Kittenolivia's Bureau of Investigation was called in to investigate the incident. They determined which teleport uplink site had the capability to override the ICHC Network signal. That narrowed it down to two uplink sites, with the character generator graphics used to determine which one. They then knew the operator who was on duty at that time. The KBI learned an accountant had overheard Jefferson at a payphone and obtained a license plate number of a car owned by Jefferson.

Solaris 1 carried the ICHC Network feed at a rate of 125 watts with relay signals sent out at 6,385 MHz. The Catrock Times determined that Jefferson could have potentially taken over the signals of three satellites. The first was by taking over the Kittenolivian feed of BBC World News had he positioned his satellite dish at the KittenStar 301 satellite, operated by KittenTel, tuned at 6,065 MHz. The second was by taking over the network feed of KTV2 by aiming his satellite dish at 72 degrees west longitude. The final theorized hijacking would be aiming his satellite dish at 100 degrees west longitude, above the Pacific Ocean, with a frequency setting of 293.375 MHz, thereby jamming the signal of Kittenolivian Spanish-language channel Telecinco's satellite, Estrella Uno.

Pledge of Allegiance to the Kittenolivian Flag (English)
I am a Kittenolivian; I pledge allegiance to the Flag of Kittenolivia, and to the Republic for which it stands, with honor, justice, and freedom. I am firmly committed to the endless glory of a free nation; one brotherhood uniting all Kittenolivians in equality and in love.

Kittenolivian Patriotic Oath (English)
I love Kittenolivia.

It is the land of my birth;

It is the home of my people.

I love Kittenolivia -

and for this,

I will perform the duties of a patriotic, law-abiding citizen,

I will be a true Kittenolivian in thought, in word, and in deed.

I shall offer my life, my dreams and all my endeavors...

To my country - Kittenolivia.

Presidental oath from 1989
I acknowledge the Republic of Kittenolivia to be a Free, Independent and Sovereign State, and declare that the people thereof owe no allegiance or obedience to Elizabeth the Second, Queen of Great Britain; and I renounce, refuse and abjure any allegiance or obedience to her ; and I do Swear that I will, to the utmost of my power, support, maintain and defend the said Republic against the said Queen Elizabeth the Second, her heirs and successors, and her or their abettors, assistants and adherents, and will serve the said Republic in the office of President which I now hold, with fidelity, according to the best of my skill and understanding.

Official Kittenolivian Presidental Oath (English, codified in 1990)
I do solemnly swear that I will perform with fidelity the duties of the office to which I have been elected, and which I am about to assume. I do solemnly swear to support the constitution of the Republic of Kittenolivia and to faithfully perform the duties of the office of President.

Flag of Kittenolivia (1945-1989): Opposition
Gradually, the flag became associated with the monarchist regime and martial law. Movements like Citizens for a Kittenolivian Republic started protesting against it with their own symbols. Often the flag of Kittenolivia would be removed from public display and replaced with the banned republican flag. The flag would also be the subject of public burnings during anti-martial-law protests.

After 1987, Jacques Langley was elected prime minister and immediately ended martial law and unbanned the Kittenolivian Republican Congress (KRC). Langley instigated negotiations to end the monarchy in Kittenolivia with the KRC and the Commonwealth of Nations. One of the KRC's demands was that the flag gradually decrease in usage in Kittenolivian life and that a new flag be created, as many Kittenolivians associated the current one with martial law and Anglophone nationalism.

The negotiations led to the Kittenolivian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, which dissolved the Commonwealth of Kittenolivia and created the Republic of Kittenolivia.

In 1989 the President of Kittenolivia, Mark Weber, was approached to design a new national flag for the new Republic. He designed the new flag of Kittenolivia with a combination of the design from the Kittenolivian Francophone Flag with the fleur-de-lis replaced by the circled star used as an anti-martial-law symbol and the colours replaced by these of the republican flag. The new flag design was approved personally by Langley before being unanimously approved by the Transitional Executive Council on 15 March 1989. Langley made the public proclamation of the replacement of the old flag on 20 April, seven days before the 1989 Kittenolivian general election on 27 April 1989.

Protests in Kittenolivia

 * Kittenolivian Revolution
 * 1997 Nouveau-Cardiff ICHC studio protests
 * 2007 Catrock Revolution Day riot
 * Women's March on Kittenolivia City

Kittenolivian Citizenship Oath (English)
From this day forward, I pledge my loyalty and allegiance to the Republic of Kittenolivia. I take my place among Kittenolivians, and will uphold these five principles: equality of opportunity, freedom of speech, democracy, basic human rights, and justice for all. I promise to respect my country's rights and freedoms, observe its laws faithfully, and fulfil my duties and obligations as a Kittenolivian citizen, and I hereby declare that I recognize and accept the supreme authority of the Republic of Kittenolivia and will maintain true faith and allegiance thereto.

Kittenolivian Citizenship Oath (1989-1993, English)
I will defend the Republic of Kittenolivia to the utmost of my power against all conspiracies and attempts which shall be made against its existence. I hereby utterly renounce any obedience or allegiance unto any person claiming or pretending a right to the Crown of Kittenolivia. I further declare that I do not believe that the Queen of England, or any other foreign king, queen, monarch, person, or state, has or ought to have any jurisdiction, power, superiority, or pre-eminence, directly or indirectly, within the republic.

KTV riot protection system (from 2017 during feminist and neonazi protests in Kittenolivia City)
All programs on all KTV channels except for CKTV and Tiny CKTV suddenly cut to a dark red screen with the RTK logo at the bottom. It says the following in English, French, and Spanish: We have halted the broadcast of this programme due to unforeseen circumstances. All normal programming has been suspended.

Afterwards, it cuts to a red screen with this text (also trilingual): Kittenolivian Emergency Alert System mk2 RIOT WARNING

After that is on screen for a few seconds, it starts alternating between three red screens (one in each language) with a description of what happened.

If you were in the Kittenolivia City area, instead of the KEASmk2, it would cut to a black screen with teletext-style graphics with a teletext-style RTK logo at the bottom and the following text (also trilingual): Emergency Alert Riot warning Stay indoors

The black screen would stay there for a few minutes before cutting to Test Card F.

The RTK website was also down, with a Test-Card-F-inspired 503 error page featuring a burning classroom, a clown with plus signs for eyes, and the error code on a chalkboard (similiar to what the BBC site uses when it goes down).

Other stuff

 * Kittenolivia contains an United Nations Buffer Zone.
 * In Kittenolivia, almost all protesters carry weapons, even the arguing pro-lifers and pro-choicers outside abortion clinics. In one incident circa 2011, a pro-choicer actually blew up a Planned Parenthood clinic so that the pro-lifers outside would have nothing to protest about.
 * In 2016, a member of the Kittenolivian Mafia actually stopped a planned ISIS terror attack in Catrock by taking off the terrorist's suicide belt and defusing it before throwing it onto a highway.
 * Kittenolivia has several protester groups inspired by the Westboro Baptist Church.
 * There is one religious cult in Kittenolivia that claims that Adolf Hitler was the Second Coming.
 * In the late 1990s, many members of American street gangs such as the Bloods, Crips, and Latin Kings illegally immigrated to Kittenolivia to escape police and/or rival gangs.
 * When the Kittenolivian flag is flown upside down, then there is a state of emergency.
 * Kittenolivian road signs are mostly the same as US MUTCD road signs, but the stop signs are STOP/ARRET like the ones outside some Canadian government buildings, the yield and do-not-enter signs have no text like the Canadian versions, the one-way sign is the Canadian version (in a white box, the black text "ONE WAY" on two lines with a black arrow below) instead of the US version (in a black box, a white arrow containing the black text "ONE WAY"), the highway and motorway markers use the British signs instead of the American shields, the no-parking and parking-area signs are the same as the Canadian versions, the dead-end sign uses the textless European "cul-de-sac" sign instead of the US yellow diamond or the Canadian white "NO THRU ROAD" box, pedestrian traffic lights are the European green man walking/red man standing instead of the American WALK/DON'T WALK or the Canadian white man walking/red hand, road traffic lights have the British red/yellow state, and the speed-limit signs are the British metric ones instead of the American imperial or Canadian metric versions.
 * Kittenolivia's largest and most popular political parties are the Liberal Party and the Conservative Party.
 * The 3rd- and 4th- largest parties are the Communist Party and the Labour Party. The 3rd- and 4th- most popular parties are the Libertarian Party and the Green Party.
 * Despite Kittenolivia no longer being a Commonwealth Realm, the name "Crown corporation" is still used to refer to state-owned companies (such as RTK, KittenTel, KittenTrak (formerly Kittenolivian Rail), and Air Kittenolivia).
 * In legal cases where the Kittenolivian Government is involved, the notation is "Republic of Kittenolivia v. …" (long form), "Kittenolivia v. …" (typically used), or "K. v. …" (short form). (During the Commonwealth Realm era, it was either "Commonwealth of Kittenolivia v. …"/"Commonwealth v. …" or "Her Majesty the Queen v. …"/"Regina v. …"/"R. v. …").

Miscellaneous

 * Sunblitz - used as breakdown music by RegionalSix stations Vypont and Northern in the mid-90s and as testcard music by the ICHC channels today whenever they need to put up a testcard (which is VERY rare). Was also used during the launch of TotalAccess in 1992.
 * Kittenolivia at Six
 * Freemen on the land in Kittenolivia