My Life as a Teenage Robot: The Movie/Trailer transcripts

The following is a list of transcripts for the two trailers of My Life as a Teenage Robot: The Movie.

Trailer #1

 * (Trailer opens with the Paramount Pictures and Nickelodeon Movies logos, then cuts to Jenny's room where Nora walks in angry).
 * Nora: XJ-9? You were built and designed to be the secret protector of Earth, and mobile unit for the Emergency Worldwide Crisis Control Center. You must stay hidden away from the existence of the human population, especially teenagers! (Nora opens closet where Jenny is hiding). Do I make myself clear, XJ-9?
 * Jenny: Jenny! I prefer to be called Jenny, mom!
 * Nora: Ugh!
 * (Cuts to black background featuring black text with blue outline saying, "NEXT SUMMER", DVNO by Justice begins to play).
 * (Cuts to Jenny's room at nighttime where Brad sneaks in through an open window, while accidentally hitting his head real loud).
 * Jenny: (wakes up) Wha-? Who's there?
 * (Jenny uses a flashlight built into her head to look around, and finds Brad getting up, the music pauses).
 * Jenny: Oh-
 * Brad: My-
 * Jenny and Brad: God!
 * Jenny: A real-life teenager! (with Brad).
 * Brad: A real-life robot! (with Jenny).
 * (The music resumes, scene cuts to the mall where Jenny in-disguise is walking with Brad and Tuck).
 * Tuck: Okay, robot, I only trust you because Brad's with you, and I'm with him.
 * (Scene cuts to an arcade cabinet, revealed to be in mall, Jenny is playing on it, and her wig falls off, people gasp in surprise).
 * Jenny: Uh-oh. (flies out through roof).

TV Spot #2

 * Narrator: Are you ready for action, adventure, excitement, and... Teenage robot action?
 * Jenny: What can I say? I was built that way.
 * (The Power by Snap! plays while the Paramount Pictures, Nickelodeon Movies, and MTNick Pictures logos are seen in three separate screens).
 * Vexus: XJ-9, is it? The Cluster and I will be taking over Earth while you stay locked up!
 * Jenny: I don't think so! (uses lasers to break out of cuffs).
 * Tuck: You're actually cool.
 * (Scene cuts to Tremorton, where Jenny and Vexus are fighting).
 * Jenny: You don't understand, I have been lonely for so long, and I am not letting you take it away from me, Vexus!
 * (The logo appears on-screen, along with the movie's rating and logos next to it).
 * Narrator: My Life as a Teenage Robot: The Movie, rated PG, coming this June.