El Kadsreian Basketball Association/Quotes

(FireAnts v. Wizards game, EKBA Live on El TV Kadsre 1, 1998)
 * Duncan Frewer: What's going on?
 * Announcers: Oh! The Wizards!
 * Bobby W.: Kaiji Zheng just slammed the basket right into Faizullah Lufaqi's head! I guess someone's gonna have to phone 911!