Carwardine Parks/2000 Walkaround Maintenance Guide

Credits

 * Jimmy Barrera as The Narrator, Mario and Luigi
 * Amaya Carwardine as Princess Peach and Toad

Script

 * NARRATOR: Hello all your rookie costumers, today, me and some of the Mario cast will teach you how to properly maintain the mascot costumes... Without further to do, here's Mario to give you an introduction.
 * MARIO: Heh-heh, it's a-me, Mario! And i'll show you today how to a-maintain your costumes.
 * MARIO: The first and more important a-rule of the thumb is to always make a-sure your costume is clean. Kids carry germs everywhere they a-go.
 * LUIGI: Yeah, you don't want to be a-walkin' 'round with five day old pizza on your overalls!
 * MARIO: Indeed, a-brother! Bring some Lysol or any other a-disinfectant and clean your costume a-daily!
 * PEACH: For fabric, like my dress, make sure to be extra careful, enough fabric that is damaged will lead you to have to destroy the costume and purchase a new one from the manufacturer.
 * TOAD: Yeah, and also, if your costume gets damaged in bad weather, Carwardine covers your insurance.
 * MARIO: Also, you a-need to make a-sure that the costume looks like it came out of the assembly a-line.
 * LUIGI: My brother loves a-quality!
 * MARIO: Yes I a-do! If the quality doesn't meet guest satisfaction, then it needs to be cleaned extra a-thoroughly!
 * LUIGI: But Mario, what if they a-costume has been used for so long, that it's damaged beyond repair and can't be used no more?
 * MARIO: Glad you asked a-Luigi! There's a point where the costume has a-seen enough, and it looks a-very worn, here's what to a-do...
 * MARIO: Once my, or any other a-character's costume reaches a point of wear and a-tear beyond repair. Heh heh, that rhymes. The costumes should be manually a-destroyed, like a-this...
 * *Video footage of Amaya Carwardine smashing a worn out Mario head from the 1996-1999 Mario costume*
 * MARIO: Mamma mia, that-a really hurts! But all a-costumes should have their a-head's a-destroyed once they become unusable, to prevent unauthorized escape from the designated a-parks!