What if Scott Steiner was elected President of the United States in 2020?

Changes

 * BIG POPPA PUMP, IN HIS FIRST ACT AS PRESIDENT, WILL MAKE THE BIGGEST CHANGES OF ALL! WASHINGTON, D.C. IS NOW CALLED "FREAKTOWN", ALL SENATORS MUST END ARGUMENTS BY FRANKENSTEINING THEIR OPPONENT THROUGH THE CANDY DESK, AND THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IS NOW THE NWO WOLFPAC ENTRANCE THEME!
 * AS PETEY WILLIAMS IS MY VICE PRESIDENT, HE WILL TAKE CARE OF THE COUNTRY AND ALL MY FREAKS WHILE I'M OFF WRESTLING.
 * INSTEAD OF THAT WIMPY-ASS PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE, ALL MY LITTLE FREAKS WILL NOW RECITE MY SACRIFICE MATH EQUATIONS AT THE START OF THE SCHOOL DAY.
 * HAWAII GETS ITS INDEPENDENCE AND PUERTO RICO AND GET THEIR STATEHOOD. THERE'LL BE A 50% CHANCE AT BEST OF MARQUETTE, SUPERIOR REPLACING ATLANTA AS FAKE NYC FOR USE IN MARVEL MOVIES, 'CAUSE BIG POPPA PUMP IS GOING TO HELP TURN IT INTO A BUSTLING METROPOLIS!
 * THREE-PARTY SYSTEM! DEMOCRATS, REPUBLICANS AND THE FREAKS!