The Largest Ever Pet Shop/Trailer transcripts

The following is a collection of trailer transcripts for the upcoming 2022 animated fantasy adventure horror dramedy film, The Personification of All That is Biskit.

Teaser trailer (Super Bowl LVI)
(MPA green screen)

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(Sony Pictures Animation logo)

(Allspark Pictures logo)

(We fade to a leaf-covered path on a cold winter's afternoon. As we slowly pan along, the sound of footsteps and leaves cracking becomes prominent. As we see a pair of dark red hooves come into the frame, we smash cut to the darkened bedroom of Fisher Biskit. From a distance, we see his twin daughters, Brittany and Whittany, standing next to him on his deathbed.)

Fisher Biskit: (weak) My daughters...

(We cut to the LPS day camp, where we see Russell Ferguson, Sunil Nevla and Vinnie Terrio huddled up at the corner, sleep-deprived and fearing for their lives. What follows is a shot of the interior of the hydrant hangout, focusing on a guilt-ridden Pepper Clark, laying on her back, staring blankly at the camera as it slowly rotates.)

Fisher: (v.o.) Since the first day Littlest Pet Street opened to the public...

(We see brief flashes of the fantasy sequence from A Death in the Pet Shop, particularly shots of Penny Ling suffocating on a near-lethal mixture of Pepper's fumes, her subsequent falling to the floor in pain as she begins to suffer a heart attack, and Pepper cradling her lifeless body as she bursts into tears. Accompanying this rapidly-paced sequence is a loud, shrill screech, coupled with Pepper crying over the death of Penny Ling.)

Pepper Clark: (echoes in the background) No! Penny Ling!

(We cut back to the hydrant, where a wide-eyed Pepper turns her head to face the other side. Following immediately afterwards is a shot of Sugar Sprinkles comforting a sleeping Buttercream Sundae.)

Fisher: (v.o.) ...I knew my time in the business would be coming to an end.

(We cut to a hand (presumably that of Roger's) pushing a door open, revealing Blythe Baxter in a disheveled state, hooked up to life support machinery. As we switch to a close-up shot of Blythe slumped over in her bed, we see her flicker her reddened eyes open, letting out a feeble groan.)

Fisher: (v.o.) I would like to offer my sincerest apologies to you both... for not being there for you.

(We cut to a back view of a masked assailant entering Downtown City Park. As we pan down, we see him brandishing a freshly-sharpened machete in his arms. We then cut to Shivers storing an armful of acorns in his tree in preparation for winter before he turns to face his surroundings, his eyes swimming with dread.)

Fisher: (v.o.) And I intend to make it up to you the only way I can.

(We cut back to Fisher's bedroom: a close-up shot of Fisher on his deathbed, with the twins standing at the left, details his sickly demeanour. His skin is a ghostly pale colour, his hair is almost completely gone, and he has lost a considerable amount of weight — hence his somewhat skeletal appearance.)

Fisher: I'm handing the reins of Largest Ever Pet Shop over to you and Eliza.

(We cut to a shot of the twins reacting to their inheritance with mild astonishment, followed by Eliza standing in the hallway, holding Poppy Pawsley in her arms, listening on with morbid curiosity.)