Gordiana

The Subplanet of Gordiana is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jarot Thomas with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 3.368 billion Gordese have some civil rights, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, and take part in free and open elections.

The juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fripple Mountain. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Gordan economy, worth 595 trillion gords a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 176,884 gords, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gordiana's national animal is the fripple, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bananity.