Fictional Cinema Snob Episodes/Hero Factory: Rise of the Rookies

Transcript

 * The Snob: You know I've seen a woman puke her own insides out, plus another woman get split in two by wolf people, in addition to a kid puking after getting his ears punctured with sticks, and Squidward being a creeper to kids whilst dressed as a giant diaper-wearing duck! But trust me... this is the most screwed up thing I've watched yet.
 * (Cut to clips from the movie)
 * The Snob: Hero Factory: Rise of the Rookies was released in May 1990 in the El Kadsres on separate days, and instead of being directed by Pasi Peure, was directed by it's producer, Liam Benson.
 * (Cut to the 75th Anniversary Universal Pictures logo)
 * The Snob: As you can see, Universal Pictures chose to celebrate their 75th Anniversary in style instead of giving a f*** about the film's U.S. release...
 * (Cut to the opening credits)
 * The Snob: And wait, Liz English as Rotor? Where have I heard that name before?
 * (Cut to a clip from The Aristocats)
 * Marie: Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them!
 * (Cut back to the Snob)
 * The Snob: Great, now one of my cat wives has been forced into a Technic Heroes movie.