Carwardine Parks/Commercials

Carwardine Parks Ad (1980)

 * Narrator:
 * Director: Alan van der Merwe
 * Agency: Atlantis Advertising Corporation

Carwardine Parks Ad (1985)

 * Narrator:
 * Director: Alan van der Merwe
 * Agency: Atlantis Advertising Corporation

The New Stuff At Camp Ad (1991)

 * Narrator:
 * Director: Walter Gyver
 * Agency: Atlantis Advertising Corporation

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 * See all the new stuff at camp! Texas's first zero-charge monorail! Tons of new thrill rides! And much, much more!

Carwardine Colony Ad (1980)

 * Narrator:
 * Director: Alan van der Merwe
 * Agency: Atlantis Advertising Corporation

Plot
The ad is meant to look cheerful and happy, with footage of rides and shows shown.

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 * Ever wondered what pure imagination is? Come on over to Carwardine Colony!
 * (Carwardine Colony Song starts playing)
 * Share thrilling memories, quiet memories, or imagine up pure fantasies, at Carwardine Colony, the Eastern seaboard's biggest entertainment complex, and the best value anywhere, just $10.99 for grown-ups and $5.00 for the kids, with all rides & shows free! You'll love the value, the kids will love the fun and the action, and everybody will enjoy the dreams coming true right before their eyes!
 * Carwardine Colony, where fun & fantasy begin!

Carwardine Colony Ad (1985)

 * Narrator:
 * Director: Alan van der Merwe
 * Agency: Atlantis Advertising Corporation

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 * (Zoolook by Jean-Michel Jarre starts playing)
 * Carwardine Colony is always waiting for a new crowd of thrillseekers and fun-lovers. That's why it's made bigger and better with each and every year!
 * See the Classic Cyclone, Carwardine Mines, Flash Forward and many more of the Eastern seaboard's biggest and tallest roller coasters and thrill rides!
 * Carwardine Colony, in Newport News, Virginia! Open 7 days a week.

The Nitro Rush Has Landed: 1993 (Fall 1992)

 * Animation: Tokyo Movie Shinsha
 * Recycled Footage: Steel Phantom at Kennywood, Magnum XL 200 at Cedar Point & Drachen Fire at Busch Gardens Williamsburg
 * Narrator:
 * Agency: Atlantis Advertising Corporation

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First, there was the Carwardine Mines, then, the Cyclone, and now, The Nitro Rush!

Featuring a lift over 200 ft with an insane drop with the most wild inversions, including a Boomerang Corkscrew and two back to back loops!

The Nitro Rush Has Landed... coming soon in 1993!

Trivia

 * The first drop doesn't use footage of other Arrow coasters, but rather, fully animated by TMS Entertainment.

King Cobra, Coming Spring 1999 (Carwardine Colony, November 1998)

 * Narrator: Adolph Brooke
 * Offer Screen & Endtag Announcer:
 * Filmed on: Cobra's Maw at Warplaneland,
 * Agency:

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 * (BROOKE) If you think you handle it... you better be prepared... for the strike of it's STINGER!
 * (BROOKE) King Cobra, America's first cobra coaster!
 * (GABRIEL) Get advance season passes and free King Cobra goodies when you buy any 12-pack of Pepsi or Mountain Dew!
 * (BROOKE) King Cobra!
 * (GABRIEL) Coming Spring 1999 to Carwardine Colony!

Trivia

 * This was filmed on Cobra's Maw, the world's second permanent PAX Cobra-1 at Warplaneland in, . A Carwardine Colony sticker was placed over the Cobra's Maw logo on the head of the train for filming.
 * Originally, the ad was announced by . However, once the version with the offer screen was released, Adolph Brooke and Jan C. Gabriel re-dubbed Bateson's narration.
 * The nonchalant teenager wearing sunglasses was played by Danish actor Kai Iversen. Due to the popularity of the ad, Iversen was flown from Denmark to the US to be one of the first riders on King Cobra when it opened at Carwardine Colony.
 * According to an interview during FairCon 2021, he said he would gladly reprise his role if he was given the chance.

PBS Kids Neighborhood - Coming Spring 2003 (Carwardine Colony; February 2003)

 * Director: Martin Berger
 * Copywriters: Marv Simpleton, Alan Jonker, Duke Rowell
 * Music: - recorded at Ogden Hall at ,
 * Composer: Marv Simpleton, Babs Eliasberg
 * Voices:, Dean Wendt, Andrew Francis
 * Narrator: Duke Rowell
 * Agency:

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 * Text: Carwardine Colony - 3:57 pm, February 15, 2003
 * (NARRATOR) "In the early morning of February 15..."
 * (BIG BIRD) "Come on guys!"
 * (NARRATOR) "Something magical happened at Carwardine Colony"
 * (NARRATOR) "No one could have imagined a place for kids to learn, play, imagine... and of course, have fun! Or that a children's area of an amusement park... could be more fun than ever!"
 * (DARREN) "Woah, we gotta skee-daddle!"
 * (NARRATOR) "Then again, nobody's seen anything... like the PBS Kids Neighborhood."

Redwall: Escape from Malkariss (Carwardine Colony; February 2003)

 * Director: Jon de Visser
 * Narrator: Adolph Brooke
 * Offer Screen & Endtag Announcer:
 * Voice of Matthias:
 * Agency:

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 * (BROOKE) Redwall, Escape from Malkariss.
 * (BROOKE) The highest... the fastest... the steepest... flying roller coaster... in the world.
 * (BROOKE) Even when you see it... you won't believe it.
 * (MATTHIAS) Now that's what I call... a challenge!
 * (GABRIEL) Get a free 2003 season pass and coupons when you buy any 12-pack of Pepsi.
 * (BROOKE) Redwall, Escape from Malkariss.
 * (GABRIEL) New for 2003 at Carwardine Colony!

What Is Less Scary Than Twin Spiral? (April 2004)

 * Director: Jon de Visser
 * Narrator: Travis Northcott
 * Endtag Announcer:
 * Agency:

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 * What is less scary then Twin Spiral? Well, several things...
 * Going to the dentist
 * Getting an F on your report card
 * Going to a haunted house
 * Skydiving
 * and even being a dare devil!
 * Face your biggest phobia yet... riding TWIN SPIRAL!
 * Twin Spiral! Coming to Carwardine Colony, Memorial Day 2004!

Celebrate 25 Years of Carwardine (January 2005)

 * Director: Jon de Visser
 * Narrator:
 * Agency:

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The commercial relies on nostalgia of past memories of the park.

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 * (PERSON 1) "I remember the time, when I walked in to Carwardine Colony, and FINALLY reached that 48 inch height requirement for Flash Forward."
 * (PERSON 2) "I remember all the memories it made"
 * (NARRATOR) "Now, YOU can celebrate 25 years of nostalgia at Carwardine Colony!"
 * (PERSON 3) "I was so shocked at the start of the 1990 season, to finally meet the man in red himself from the pixel world, Mario!"
 * (NARRATOR) "Get a 2005 Season Pass today!"

Zero G-Force Announcement Video (September 2006)

 * Narrator:
 * Director: Jon de Visser
 * Agency:

Plot
This video was meant to showcase the coaster on announcement day.

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 * (AMAYA CARWARDINE): So, what do you guys think is coming next year to Carwardine Colony?
 * (GUY 1): A new drop tower
 * (WOMAN 1): Something to do with Mario
 * (BOY 1): Something that's kind of like Loch Ness Monster at Busch Gardens, but with 10 loops
 * (GUY 2): Something like where you... like... it's like Mario Party, but real.
 * (GUY 3): I have no idea.
 * (WOMAN 2): I don't know.
 * (GUY 4): Maybe... uhh...
 * (WOMAN 3): Bringing back Fear Fall
 * (GIRL): A roller coaster?
 * (BOY 2): Probably a ride where you go inside Chris' mouth
 * (NARRATOR): Well... you, except one of them, are kind of wrong. We have to look at the history of our arsenal of coasters... First, there was the opening day coasters, Starting with Carwardine Mines, a rickety mine adventure Flash Forward, a reverse freefall coaster with a vertical loop The Flying Turns, a classic wooden bobsled roller coaster Ladybug Tivoli, a ride for children and adults alike Toboggan, a fairground staple In 1982, the sixth coaster was added, Classic Cyclone, a spin on a classic Seventh, there was Lasso, a suspended coaster with hairpin turns Eighth, there was Vortex, a pipeline coaster sorely missed by many 1990 added City Jet, a coaster with a spiral lift and Elmo's Imagination Train, a coaster ran via power Number 11, Super Cyclone, with high-rise wooden action Twelfth, there was Nitro Rush, a head-over-heels hyper coaster Thirteenth, there was American Arrow, a classic German-built coaster Fourteenth, there was Jr. Cyclone, a ride for kids Fifteenth, in 1999, Monstar was added, allowing you to soar the sk Sixteenth, Cyberchase Hack Attack, formerly King Cobra, an adventure through the jungle Seventeenth, Count Coasterula, a family suspended coaster Eighteenth, reaching adulthood number of coasters, there was Blaster, an inverted boomerang coaster Nineteenth was Rainbow Brite's Star Chase, a children's flying coaster. Twentieth, there was Redwall: Escape from Malkariss, a thrilling flying coaster. Twenty-first, was Sagwa's Rickshaw Run, an adventure in an old-fashioned rickshaw. Twenty-second, was Double Dash Dueler, a dueling coaster themed to Mario Kart. Twenty-third, was Twin Spiral, a twisty inverted roller coaster. and now, the 24th coaster to ever open at Carwardine Colony...

Sidewinder is Coming! (February 1994)

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 * Recycled Footage: Texas Tornado at Wonderland Park, Magnum XL-200 at Cedar Point, Bandit at Yomiuriland
 * Agency: Atlantis Advertising Corporation

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 * SIDEWINDER! Two awesome coasters chasing around each other!
 * Side 1 - Wild Side, the tallest, fastest and steepest roller coaster in the world!
 * And Side 2 - Wind 'n Grind, with a 207 foot drop sure to rack up some screams! Plus, the world's only loop-through corkscrew!
 * Be sure to stay around on opening day for a special performance and meet-and-greet by the hottest group in America, Ace of Base!
 * SIDEWINDER! Opening March 25th, at Carwardine Corners in Yonkers.

SplashTown Has Splashed In! (1995)

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 * Music: Ian Monteil
 * Agency: Atlantis Advertising Corporation

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Felt like riding the rapids and the log flume got boring...

Well, now there's an entire place of water fun.

Pools, flumes, tubes, rivers, waves, more!

SplashTown, at Carwardine Corners!

Some New Fellows (2008)

 * Narrator: Eric Linney
 * Director: Jon de Visser
 * Agency:

Plot
This explains the basic history of the ride then cuts to CGI footage of the new layout.

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 * In 1991, Kennywood unleashed Steel Phantom...

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There really is no plot to the ad, as it was meant as a parody to the from.

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 * It's bigger, faster, and longer too, it was the first hyper with a batwing corkscrew! Huh! No more! Batwing corkscrew! No more! Rough shoulder restraints!
 * Phantom's Revenge, the thrilling new coaster at Kennywood, coming Spring 2001!

Trivia

 * This ad was a parody of the.