Robert Buttstain

Dr. Robbert Wolfgang Buttstain, Sr. (born Cheugy Gonzales; April 20, 1969) is an American cartoonist, writer, producer, animator,, and former domestic terrorist and rapper. He is best known as the co-founder of Blueytoons and the creator of Bluey Gost (1995-2020). His many accolades include 0, 0 , 0 , 0 , 0 , 0 , and 2,500.

Born in (and not nearby, , as he commonly claims) and raised in nearby ,  (and not nearby , as he commonly claims), as a youth, Buttstain was involved in a number of violent and racially motivated attacks, often working with actor/rapper. He then suffered from racial dysphoria, got a, and became a rapper under the stage name Robbie Rob and formed the hip hop group Robbie Rob and the Robbie Rob Gang of Fuckaz. They released the albums Piss YoSelf (1990), Piss Yo Ess (1991), and Kiss Mah Ess (1992). Then he redeveloped a hatred for all things Black and became an animator, successfully pitching Bluey Gost to some free-to-air network in the '90s. Then he did more stuff, like posting pornography on  and drawing shitty drawings of ugly characters; those drawings became Bluey Gost in 1995. Shortly before the series ended in 2020, Buttstain also created GoAnimate the Series (2007–2018), later replaced by Vyond the Series (2019–present).

In December 1999, Buttstain was named Man of the Century by the. In March 2017, President of Austria ranked Buttstain #1 on its list of the Top 10 Animators of the 2000s. In 2019, ranked Buttstain #1 on his list of the Top 300 Hulkamaniacs In The World. In January 2020, the named Buttstain "Sexiest Man Alive". In September 2022, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom ranked him #1 on her list of the Top 69 Men Im Prob Gonna Smash 2 Nite Tbh, and subsequently had sex with him in a restroom stall at a  restaurant in, causing uproar from British citizens and leading to Liz Truss's resignation. In April 2023,, , , , , , and —along with several other companies—severed ties with him due to allegations of straight-up asshattery before quickly reconciling with him because he paid them off. He currently lives a boring life in.

Early life
Buttstain was born Cheugy Gonzales on April 20, 1969 in. His father, world-famous celebrity terrorist and former President of the Flintheart Glomgold Buttstain (born Dumpy Gonzales, 1900 or 1901), is of, , , , , , , , , , and  descent. His mother, schoolteacher and former anti-war activist Anti-Scroogeline McDuck-Buttstain (probably born sometime before 1969), is of and  descent. His parents named him Cheugy because  is a funny word, so he shouldn't be made fun of.

In season 1, he is shown onscreen attending the and graduating with a  degree. However, a season 2 episode ret-cons this, claiming that he went to the and got the BCJ degree there. All episodes moving forward say that he went to ISCP. He was really smart and graduated in 1979 at the age of like 10.

Legal issues
In March 1980, Buttstain, then 18, was arrested in for urinating on a Cuban American man and shouting "MUTHAFUCKA U BETTER GO BACK 2 ITALY YOU DUMB [  ] " under the impression that he was Italian. In May 1980, civil action was filed against him for violating that man's civil rights.

In June 1986, Buttstain, then 17 and future rapper/actor terrorized a bunch of Black kids, throwing rocks and screaming racial epithets. In August 1986, it was decided that Wahlberg would face no jail time because HE'S JUST A KID!!11, but Buttstain was sentenced 94 years. However, he only served 10 minutes and was let out early for good behavior, such as polishing the cops' shoes and fixing a hole in a wall in his cell... you know, nice stuff! :)

In December 1986, Buttstain and his friends Wahlberg,, , and attacked and severely injured Baka Tanaka, Buttstain's old rival, in  in what Japanese American Tanaka claimed was a racially motivated attack. Allegedly, Tanaka's cousin Tron Nippon was also injured. Tanaka and Nippon filed a lawsuit against Buttstain, Morrissey, Shapiro, and Carlson alleging that his civil rights were violated. Morrissey, Shapiro, and Carlson managed to flee the city in time for the first court hearing, leaving only Buttstain behind. The lawsuit was quickly settled for $2.2 sextillion.

Career
Buttstain used to be a rapper under the stage name Robbie Rob, leading the hip hop group Robbie Rob and the Robbie Rob and the Robbie Rob Gang of Fuckaz. But you read that.

Influences
Buttstain's sense of humor was mostly shaped by the films of Clem Wood, 's lesser-known brother who made Z-movies of worser quality, including such classics as Plan 10 from Outer Space and Kidney Failure: It's Your Decision. It was also shaped by, , , , , , and years of.