Coach Phanter/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the 2006 Rivera Animation animated film Coach Phanter.

Part 1: Opening
(Shows 20th Century Fox logo)

(Shows Rivera Animation logo)

(Fades to a space background)

Twentieth Century Fox

presents

a

Rivera Animation

film

COACH PHANTER

Jake T. Austin

William H. Macy

Andy Serkis

Dana Reeve

Toby Kebbell

Brad Garrett

David Tennant

Matt Frewer

and

Josh Gad (We see a spaceship flying through space)

Andy: (off-screen) Flying in space here... Roger that. Cruising over and under planets...

(A planet opens up and an alien appears)

Andy: (off-screen) Uh, Houston... we have a problem!

(The alien starts shooting pieces of blobs at the spaceship. It dodges a few but one hits it and it explodes. The alien laughs evilly and the words "GAME OVER" flash on the screen. Then we cut to a wild animals named Andy Frost playing a computer game called "Trouble in Space" on his computer in his room. He is slender and has dark red hair, eyebrows and freckles, an orange T-shirt with "Esc" text on it, a red hoodie, blue jeans, green socks and black sneakers.)

Andy: Dang it! Man, I can't believe I'm still bad at playing my own game. This game stinks. Well, at least I can try and reprogram it.

Ludlow: (cyberworld internet) Sweetie, it's time for dinner!

Andy: Uh, just hang on will ya? I wanna fix something on my internet! Just... give me a second!!

Ludlow: (off-screen) I'm not gonna say it again, Andy! Come downstairs right now, or else you will lose your internet privileges!

Andy: (sighs) Fine! I'm coming!

(Andy exits the cyberworld internet, turns off his internet, and gets out of his room. He runs downstairs to the dining room to eat his dinner.)

Ludlow: Andy, your father and I would like to make an important announcement.

Andy: Yes, Mom? What is it?

Ludlow: We wanted to tell you that tomorrow we are going to go on a vacation.

Andy: Really? Can I come too?

Ludlow: Well, actually not you Peri, we are.

Andy: What, I got the plague?! What do you mean I can't come along with you guys?

Truman: Son, it's our private vacation, which means it's just only us without you.

Ludlow: Your father's right. We have to leave you in charge of the house while we're away. You have to be on your best behavior as a big boy.

Andy: Oh, come on, mom! Look, I'm a happy cyberworld wiz so I can do whatever I want alongside making the online-

Ludlow: Oh, like tidying up your room?

(Andy stares in disbelief)

Andy: By the way, you haven't even touched your food yet.

(There is dead silence for 2 seconds until Andy quickly eats his food in no time; then he finishes it, or so it appears)

Andy: Done! Now may I be excused?

Ludlow: (angry) Hey, you're not supposed to rush to go upstairs to your room!

(Andy stops and turns to his mom)

Andy: What?

Ludlow: (angry) You didn't even finish all of your food!

Andy: Aw, come on, mom! I did finish it! See?!

(He holds up the plate in front of Heather, which does appear to have some food residue; the residue seems to have "coincidentally" formed a line drawing the spaceship from the game Andy played earlier)

Andy: See?...

(Ludlow has a disapproving look on her face)

(Cuts to Andy entering his bedroom.)

Andy: (angry) If parents wouldn't let their kids play games, why couldn't they at least let them play with their food. I mean, it's an enriching game of food, and an old-fashioned enriching game of food at that!

(Jumps onto his bed.)

Andy: (chuckles as he continues talking to himself) But in all seriousness, I think the computer is just too much fun for the good of my generation. It's like spending a decade of your life staring at a flat-screen city that you can manage and destroy, and never get impeached for it.

More coming soon!