Superhero Flyer/Transcript

(Intro plays)

(Couch Gag: Everyone rushes to the couch, but its so tight, Pterano is flung out of the couch and onto the floor) Pterano: Oof!

(Spider-Man theme is playing at the beginning of the episode, New York City is seen from high. Suddenly a desperate voice is calling for help. Camera zooms to the city streets and shows an old woman trying to held her purse from two thieves.)

NY Woman: Help! Help! Some robbers stole my purse! Someone get my purse!

(A 2004 Sam Raimi Spider-Man web swings)

Spider-Man: Oh, duty calls. (He swings on his spider web from a skyscraper to the street) Don't worry, madam! Spider-Man's on the way. If I could think up of another catchphrase.

TBA.

(We cut to Rex's Pizza, where Garfield, Rocky, Shorty and Littlefoot are playing Scrabble)

Garfield: Hmm, how am I going to make a word out of these lousy letters. Oh wait, here's a good one, Do!

Littlefoot: ID, Triple Word Score!

Garfield: Hey, no abbreviations!

Littlefoot: Not I.D, ID, its a word!

Shorty: As in this game is Stup-id.

Garfield: Hey, shut up, boy.

Shorty: In your sleep stories.

Rocky: I think we can look this "ID" thing up in the dictionary.

Garfield: We have one?

Rocky: I think it's under the short leg of the couch.

(Garfield Grabs the dictionary and hands it to Littlefoot)

Littlefoot: ID, along with the ego and the superego, one of the three components of the psyche.

Garfield: Get out of here! (Unwraps banana)

Shorty: My turn! Kwyjibo! K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.

(Shorty spells out the word)

Shorty: 22 points, plus triple word score, plus 15 points for using all my letters. Game's over, I'm outta here.

(Garfield grabs Shorty by the neck)

Garfield: Wait a minute, you little cheater, you're not going anywhere until you tell me what Kwyjibo is!

Shorty: Kwyjibo, uhh, a big, dumb, balding, North American ape, with no chin.

Rocky: And a short temper!

Garfield: I'll show you a big DUMB BALDING APE!

Shorty: Uh-oh, Kwyjibo on the loose!

(Scene cuts to Pterano, Spider-Man, Petrie, Etta and Guido, gliding above the city with Mutt and Wild Arms)

Spider-Man: Wow. The city is lookin' good, guys.

Guido: You're right, Spidey.

Petrie: Yeah. Me no see any danger down there either.

Wild Arms: (looks down) Whoa! That's high! That's VERY high.

Etta: It's OK, Wild Arms. Just don't look down.

Mutt: (looks down too) He's right. I feel dizzy.

Pterano: Don't worry, Mutt. It'll pass away.

Spider-Man: Don't try to throw up. You'll be fine.

(Mutt's face turns green, he hears his stomach gurgle)

Mutt: I can't stand it any longer! (Gets down and pukes)

Petrie: Ugh, gross.

Spider-Man: Oh, man. Never mind. I never want to see that again.

Wild Arms: I hope it didn't fall on somebody's head.

Etta: Or somebody could slip on it and broke a leg.

Wild Arms: [Panting Rapidly]

Spider-Man:

Guido:

Mutt:

Petrie:

Guido:

Spider-Man:

Guido: Oh, yeah?

(Guido is stuck in a dumpster)

Pterano:

TBA