M&M’s (El Kadsre)/Commercials

First Date (2003)
Having thought that she’d found a man she could actually trust, Miss Green goes out to dinner with him. However, the reality of him begins to really show during that date (right after they sat down, actually); after the date, he wants to eat her. Right after Miss Green is shown going from shocked to enraged, we cut to her furiously storming into what is supposedly the house of her, Red, Yellow, and Blue (and maybe also Crispy, but we don’t see him). Yellow asks her how things went, but she just lets out a growl as she charges upstairs to her room. Yellow asks Red and Blue about what her behavior was about; Blue just shrugs, and Red says “Don’t ask me.” (This commercial acts as somewhat of a sequel to the “Green Ones” commercials from the US during the year of 2001, which also aired in El Kadsre)

Transcript
TBA

Roll With It (2011)
As Red and Yellow put Pretzel Guy (the same one from the US Pretzel M&M’s commercials) in an M&M (an orange one, possibly alluding to the fact that Orange was used to promote Crispy M&M’s in the US), he questions why they’re using him to promote Pretzel M&M’s and not a pretzel that resembles the actual pretzel centers more. Red tells him that pretzels like him are what people think of when they hear the word “Pretzel” and that he’s just going to have to “roll with it”. After closing the M&M, Yellow, thinking it’s a pun, giggles as he and Red literally roll the M&M into a giant bag. A voiceover introduces Pretzel M&M’s to El Kadsre. This is the first of several El Kadsreian M&M’s commercials to feature Pretzel Guy; he was most likely taken out of the M&M right after this commercial ended.

Transcript
* Red and Yellow are putting Pretzel Guy inside an open M&M*

Pretzel Guy: Look man, all I’m trying to ask is: why are you putting me inside this big M&M?

Red: To promote the new Pretzel M&M’s, idiot!

Pretzel Guy: You calling me an idiot? I mean, I don’t look like the pretzel centers inside the M&M’s, so why are you putting a pretzel like me inside?

Red: Look, pretzels like you are what people think of when they hear the word “Pretzel”, so why not just roll with it, Pretzel? *as he says the last word, he closes the M&M, then he and Yellow begin rolling the M&M*

Yellow: *giggles* Roll with it. *more giggling*

* Red and Yellow continue to roll the M&M for a bit; after that, Yellow backs off as Red proceeds to kick the M&M into a large bag of Pretzel M&M’s*

Narrator (same as 2010 US Commercials): New M&M’s Pretzel. A crunchy pretzel inside an M&M’s.