Wayne Carwardine II/Twitter Posts

May 4, 2016

 * (A video of him and Marv Simpleton walking into the Colony management office) - 11:30 AM, 400 Likes, 100 Quote Tweets, 100 Retweets, 72 Replies

May 1, 2019

 * "SpongeBob is 20 Today!" - 1:00 PM, 620 Likes, 75 Quote Tweets, 100 Retweets, 60 Comments

April 1, 2020

 * (replying to @CarwardineParks) "Can't wait to see this 750ft tall coaster" - 3:00 PM, 62 Likes, 25 Quote Tweets, 12 Retweets, 10 Replies

April 3, 2020

 * "China didn't cause the Coronavirus, a person IN China did" - 5:00 PM, 520 Likes, 50 Quote Tweets, 75 Retweets, 55 Comments

June 10, 2020

 * "Gone With The Wind does have it's plusses... including the first black Oscar winner" - 7:00 PM, 420 Likes, 35 Quote Tweets, 65 Retweets, 60 Comments

June 18, 2020

 * "Log Cabin... the only syrup brand without racism" - 10:05 AM, 370 Likes, 30 Quote Tweets, 70 Retweets, 55 Comments

June 20, 2020

 * "kUnG fLu" - 6:10 PM, 320 Likes, 25 Quote Tweets, 72 Retweets, 52 Comments

June 25, 2020

 * "Splash Mountain may be rethemed, but boy we ain't retheming the world's greatest attraction... The Carwardine Mover" - 8:05 PM, 220 Likes, 22 Quote Tweets, 71 Retweets, 51 Comments

January 7, 2021

 * "January 2020 was a better time" - 1:00 PM, 120 Likes, 20 Quote Tweets, 70 Retweets, 50 Comments

February 24, 2021

 * "My boy Chuck E. has seen better times" - 2:01 PM, 210 Likes, 100 Quote Tweets, 50 Retweets, 60 Comments

February 25, 2021

 * "You might as well call Mr. Clean, "Clean" today" - 3:11 PM, 500 Likes, 150 Quote Tweets, 60 Retweets, 65 Comments

March 3, 2021

 * "Dr. Seuss may be racist but Mike Myers at the Cat in the Hat was terrible" - 2:12 PM, 325 Likes, 100 Quote Tweets, 50 Retweets, 50 Comments

March 4, 2021

 * "Space Jam 2 soiled Lola Bunny's appearance, SOILED IT!, SOILED IT!, SOILED IT!" - 12:12 PM, 3,250 Likes, 300 Quote Tweets, 500 Retweets, 150 Comments

March 6, 2021

 * "Speedy Gonzales is not offensive, End of story..." - 12:00 PM, 1,250 Likes, 100 Quote Tweets, 100 Retweets, 100 Comments

March 9, 2021

 * (replying to @KingsIslandPR) "You missed the term, "GP"" - 11:00 PM, 125 Likes, 1 Quote Tweet, 10 Retweets, 5 Replies

March 10, 2021

 * "Still glad my dad got the Super Mario license in 1990" - 10:00 AM, 521 Likes, 210 Quote Tweets, 103 Retweets, 50 Comments

March 13, 2021

 * "Congratulations to SpongeBob SquarePants for winning the Kids Choice Awards for 12 years in a row!" - 9:00 PM, 1,012 Likes, 240 Quote Tweets, 113 Retweets, 100 Comments

March 17, 2021

 * "As a person of mixed Japanese, Native American and Caucasian descent, we should all chip in and just stop killing people." - 2:00 PM, 966 Likes, 120 Quote Tweets, 331 Retweets, 75 Comments

March 18, 2021

 * "Anyone up for the Rugrats reboot?" - 4:37 PM, 669 Likes, 55 Quote Tweets, 111 Retweets, 57 Comments

March 26, 2021

 * "Honestly, pulling those two SpongeBob episodes is a really stupid decision. As a personal licensee of the SpongeBob franchise, media should be preserved, not burned." - 8:00 PM, 1,053 Likes, 250 Quote Tweets, 150 Retweets, 125 Comments

March 28, 2021

 * "In 1 Week's Time, it's Easter!" - 2:37 PM, 732 Likes, 23 Quote Tweets, 37 Retweets, 73 Comments

July 4, 2021

 * "Happy 4th! Go celebrate at a Carwardine Park new you!" - 1:28 PM, 842 Likes, 24 Quote Tweets, 38 Retweets, 74 Comments

January 4, 2022

 * "What Todd Joseph did to Conneaut Lake was utterly disgraceful. #LookToddJosephUp" - 7:33 PM, 62 Likes, 3 Quote Tweets, 17 Retweets, 11 Comments