The Hero Glider/Transcript

(Theme Song)

(Couch Gag: Angel Dust from the animated series, Hazbin Hotel is seen sitting on the couch and questions the gang)

(At night of Manhattan, New York City, we see Guido, the Teal Microraptor gui (Glider) sniffling as he thought about that he had be punished for payback from Shorty, the young green Brachiosaurus (Longneck) and Cera the young orange Triceratops (Threehorn) when they played jokes on him.)

Female Voice: Guido! Time to get some sleep!

Guido: (finds Mama Flyer next to a rooftop water tower waiting for her) Coming, Mrs. Flyer! (thinks) ''When can I go back to see my other friends? (flies to the rooftop water tower) (thinks) I should not have done things stupid like yelling in front of my friends. At least I have my friend here.''

Voice: Guido?

Guido: Aah! Who- what- hey- ho- (turns to see Petrie the brown young Pteranodon) AUGH!!! Darn it, Petrie, why did you ALWAYS startle me when I think about somethin'?

Petrie: Me sorry. But my mama said it time to get shuteye.

Guido: Oh yeah, shuteye... [Sighs]

Petrie: Hey, what wrong? (sits next to Guido)

Guido: Eh, nothing... But I really, really wish everyone could forget about this stupid thing... Sometimes, I wish I could stay up longer.

Petrie: Me too, Guido. But hey, all of us make mistake every now and then... So why the sad face?

(Guido sighs, again, Pterano the Orange-brown Pteranodon (Flyer) comes in)

Pterano: Here, Guido, (hands him a slice of leftover chocolate cake) I got this from Rocky's refrigerator. But he'll never notice.

Guido: (quietly eats the slice) Thanks, Pterano, you really know how to make someone feel better.

Female Voice: Boys, if you're not in bed by the next 5 minutes, you'll miss storytime!

Petrie: Come on, we should get going.

(We cut to Petrie and Guido lying down next with Mama Flyer)

Mama Flyer: Alright, boys. Tonight, we're reading a story Johnny McFailure.

Guido: This is because of me, isn't it?

Mama Flyer: Guido, please. You need to stop focusing on the past! Put this mistake behind you!

(Petrie cuddles with Guido, comforting him)

Mama Flyer: OK, now let's read.

(The screen fades to an animated segment about Jimmy McFailure)

Mama Flyer: (narrating) ''Once upon a time, in a quiet little town, there was a kid named Jimmy McFailure. He was just like any ordinary boy, but deep inside, he was huge failure''...

Jimmy McFailure: "Boy, I wish I could do better in school!"

Mama Flyer: ''Said an angry Jimmy, he was slumping in his grades, and his lack of motivation wasn't helping either. He needed some help, but was afraid to ask for it.''

Jimmy McFailure:

Mama Flyer:

Jimmy McFailure:

Mama Flyer:

(Back to reality)

(Guido & Petrie were asleep, cuddling)

Mama Flyer: Goodnight, you two.

(In the morning, the Bright Circle rose into the sky and lit up the city. Guido wakes up just as early as he did the day before)

Guido: (thinks) ''Am I the first one up? I must really be getting rather excited.''

Petrie: Mornin', Guido. Me think you had a good sleep story last night.

Guido: [Chuckles] Yeah. I guess.

Petrie: Me happy to happy to have happy friend.

Guido: (blushes)

(Mama Flyer dropped a few tree stars from one of the many trees.)

Petrie: Me can see you seem excited today.

Guido: Yep.

Petrie: That cute. Oop. Me better get going. Littlefoot and others will be waiting for me.

Guido: OK then.

Mama Flyer: Have fun, my baby.

Guido: [Sighs] I wish I was playing with my other friends.

Pterano:

Guido: Mm. (sees officer Randy Perlman) Uh-oh! It's Randy! I gotta hide. (hides behind Pterano's wing) Why I feel so nervous about him? I wish I wasn't punished.

Pterano: It's OK. I'll protect you.

(We cut back to Etta, the yellow Pteranodon (Flyer) and her grandfather Swooper, the Blue-Green Harpactognathus (Flyer) were in Bryant Park.)

Etta: [Sighs]

Swooper: This is the perfect place, eh, Etta? Etta? Why are you sad?

Etta: I don't know, Grandpa. I was thinkin'.

Swooper: Ah. What d'you have in mind? Are you thinking about Rose?

Etta: My dead cousin? No. It's about Guido.

Swooper: Well, dear, whatever it is you’re thinking of him, I'm SURE he's happy with Petrie.

Etta: Uh... I'm going to see Littlefoot and his friends now. (flies)

Swooper: All right. Fly along. Me and your father will see ya later.

(At Little Italy, Guido is sitting on a mailbox, looking at the street when Petrie sit with him.)

Petrie: Hi, Guido.

Guido: [Gasps] Hey.

Petrie: Are you OK, Guido? You have bad sleep story?

(Guido didn't answer. He looks down and places his hands behind Petrie's back)

Guido: All right. I confess, I did NOT have a bad sleep story.

Petrie: It OK, Guido. Me have bad sleep stories meself too.

Guido: I wonder why we were worried about? Is is our friends.

Petrie: Nah. Hey. Can me say you cute.

(Guido takes a notice of the smile that appeared to be stuck on Petrie’s face)

Guido: (blushes) What were ya saying?

Petrie: Me think your eyes so cute... and your smile... is cuter. To be honest, Guido. there is very special reason why me have been thinking about all our happy times.

Guido: Really? What would be the reason to be? The 2 police officers or Mr. Threehorn?

Petrie: No. It because of the time that me spend time with you, Guido.

Guido: Me?!

Petrie: You and Petrie are best friends. You are always there for me when your sad.

Guido: (tears in his eyes) You think... I'm... so... c-cu-cute?

Petrie: Yes, in me honest opinion. (Pats Guido on the back)

Guido: Aww. You are the greatest friend I have ever met.

Petrie: [Giggles] (tears leaking from his sparkling eyes)

(Petrie wraps his wings around Guido's back and Guido returns the embrace by hugging)

Guido: I guess this makes our friendship VERY special.

Petrie: It sure does.

(We cut a closed bank on 5th Avenue, where two robbers, Mugsy and Bozo are trying to steal money)

Bozo: Oy, boss. The bank opens in an hour. Are we sure we’re gonna make it outta here before they notice?

Mugsy: Shut up, you pathetic robbin’ loser! Of course we’re gonna get out on time!

Bimbo: But— But— What—Ab—

Mugsy: What?! Spit it out, stupid!

Bozo: That purple dragon? If she sees us, she’s gonna roast us until we’re well done!

Mugsy: (in a mocking voice) "Oh, you still believe in fantasy stuff..." (normal voice) THIS IS A ROBBERY YOU JERK! Get yourself together and get the thousands.

(Mugsy steps on a hidden trap, which sends a signal to Peter Parker’s phone)

(We cut to him sleeping in his booth at The Daily Bugle, but wakes up when he sees the alert)

Peter Parker: (grabs the workphone) Uh MJ, can you spare me some time? Tell Jonah that I’m doing some business at my secondary job!

(As he runs out of the office, he bumps into J. Jonah Jameson, sending papers flying everywhere)

J. Jonah Jameson: Hey Parker, what do you know about KEEPING YOUR EYES ON THE DARN ROAD?!

Peter Parker: Sorry boss, I was just, uh, running over to the--

J. Jonah Jameson: Bathroom? What a pathetic excuse! Spit it out you shameless shutterbug!

Ted Hofferman: Uh mister, you're saying shutterbug the wrong way.

J. Jonah Jameson: Oh, what's that mean, in context?

Ted Hofferman: Shutterbug is uh-- someone who needs to catch photos of the beauty of the city, someone who's great, smart, and loyal too! (whispers to Peter) Sorry for the trouble Pete, now go out there and do this city some great!

Peter Parker: Thanks for the tip Teddy! (runs to the door)

Ted Hofferman: (laughs) Good ol' classic Peter, huh?

J. Jonah Jameson: For a shutterbug, i have to agree. (whispers to Ted) Sneak in a raise in his work desk before he comes back...

Robbie Roberson: We've got 10 minutes to deadline, Jonah! We need papers!

J. Jonah Jameson: Papers, The fact I'm proud of. (sighs) I can smell the angels printing the good ol' American cash!

Ted Hofferman: Where's Eddie when you need him?

J. Jonah Jameson: Oh, shutterbug #2? Eh, probably off doing his secondary job working at that convenience store.

Ted Hofferman: "The Dollarama" you mean?

J. Jonah Jameson: (huffs) Yes, I knew that...

(We cut to Littlefoot the brown Apatosauras and his friends on 425 W 36th St., looking at the street, looking at Petrie and Guido)

Littlefoot: Gee, i think he's still thinking about the incident.

Cera: You think?

Ali the pink girl Apatosauras (Longneck): Oh shut it Cera, this is serious stuff we're dealing with!

(They see Guido, balancing a sweet bubble with his beak, with Petrie pressing against his feet.)

Guido: Whoa. This is tricky. But it's worth a shot.

Petrie: Really?

Guido: Yeah.

(Guido's mouth opened to grab the sweet bubble from his foot. It proved to be a little harder than they thought it would be, but after several tries, Petrie managed to grab the sweet bubble when Guido dropped it and he slowly ate the fruit)

Guido: Ya did it, Petrie!!

Petrie: [Gulps] That SO much fun.

Guido: Oh, my gosh, I love that game!

Petrie: Me know something fun we can do.

Guido: Like what?

Petrie: THIS!!!

Guido: Hey! What the heck are you-- (Petrie pats Guido on the back)

Petrie: Giving you good pat on back!

Guido: (sighs in a bubbly voice) My mom used to do that every once in a while when I do good.

Petrie: Are you enjoying this?

Guido: (normal voice) Ah, keep pattin', don't stop!

(Petrie stops patting Guido as his hand becomes tired)

Guido: Ah, yeah! I could've enjoyed it longer if Mama was giving me a pattin' for a good job well done!

Petrie: Me sorry if me overdid it little.

Guido: Oh, it's OK.

Petrie & Guido: [Giggling]

Littlefoot: (thinks) Did I just saw something or am I dreaming? [Gulps] (walks to Petrie & Guido) There you guys are! I’ve been looking for you two.

Guido & Petrie: (in unison) Hi, Littlefoot!

Guido: Uh... How was your day goin'?

Littlefoot: It was great. Could've sworn if there had been someone to have fun with, but happy.

Guido: That's the reason why me and Petrie spend day with ourselves.

Petrie: What is it you want to talk about, Littlefoot?

Littlefoot: Well... today, when I was in Central Park, hang out with Ali, I... uh... saw you having fun and--

(Guido sees a police car racing by)

Guido: [Gasps] It's Randy! I'm doomed!

Petrie: (thinks) ''Uh-oh! If he spot me friend, he be kicked out.''

Ali: (walks to the three) Are you two OK?

Cera: Uhh... at least Randy will find that you were with us when Mr. Longneck had to separate you from us.

Guido: No! Don't tell anybody!

Littlefoot: OK, I won’t tell everybody. I just wanted to know if you were together with Petrie.

Guido: [Sighs] All right.

Littlefoot: Well, I gotta go. I don’t want my grandma, grandpa and Dad worrying about me. I’ll see you two tomorrow. (walks away)

Guido: Bye! (to Petrie) Now, where were we?

Petrie: Uh---

Mama Flyer: Petire?! Guido? Time to come home!

Petrie & Guido: OK! (flies to Mama Flyer)

(We cut to a 2004 Sam Raimi Earth-96283 Spider-Man web swinging to a building eyeing the Hyp, his father the 2 gray Hypsilophodons (Fast Runner), and Mr. Threehorn a dark gray Triceratops (Threehorn))

Spider-Man: What--- (spies Venom (2007)) If it isn't Eddie, thought he was working at the Dollarama today...

(At 7th Ave...)

Mr. Threehorn:

Hyp's Father:

Rocky Scout:

Hyp:

Mr. Threehorn: What's Venom doing here?

Hyp: I do not know, isn't he supposed to be working at that Dollarama place?

Mr. Threehorn: If he ain't selling those frozen drinks, or being shutterbug #2, then something's fishy here...

Hyp's Father: Sheesh, what an idiot!

Hyp:

Mr. Threehorn: Ahem.

(Hyp hold the loudspeaker in front of Mr. Threehorn)

Mr. Threehorn: Hey, you in the black suit! (Venom looks at Topsy confusingly) Yes, you! Take a bath, Symbiote!

(Hyp's Father nervously steals the loud speaker from his son while Topsy walks away)

Hyp's Father: I'M NOT WITH HIM!!! (Angrily whispers at Rocky Scout the human) This is SERIOUS!!! He's out to get your money!

Mr. Threehorn: Over Rocky's dead body!

Venom: What was that?

Rocky: When I'm DEAD!!! (Slams door)

Venom: Hmm. Maybe. Just maybe.

(We cut to Petrie & Guido, having a chatter when they saw the 2 officers, they hide against a wheel of a car)

Guido: Uhh...

Petrie: Shh! Keep your voice low, Guido.

Mike Griffin: OK, so who's payin' for the donuts and joe?

Randy Perlman: For goodness sake Mike, it's you! Why would I spend my money on something for you?

Mike:

Randy:

Mike:

Randy: (listens to radio) Hey, we have reports of a robbery in the financial district!

Mike: OK, but YOU drive, I need to eat and sip!

(Mike and Randy goes to the police car and they drive away)

Guido: Phew.

Petrie: That was close. Me wonder what they talking about?

Guido: Let's find out. Come on.

Petrie: Actually, let's fly to something beautiful.

(Petrie & Guido flew over the streets of New York and goes into a tree to view the pond in Central Park)

Guido: [Gasps] This is beautiful! I have NEVER seen anything like this before! I feel as if I never want to leave Manhattan.

Petrie: And nobody see or hear us in this tree.

Voice: Hey, you two.

Petrie & Guido: Aah! (sees Pat, an old dull green Apatosaurus (Longneck))

Pat: Don't be alarmed. I just wanted to talk.

Guido: What is it that you want, Pat?

Petrie:

Pat: I just wanted to see if you two are hanging out.

Petrie:

Guido: He wanted to surprise me.

Pat: Surprise you?

Guido: Yesterday, I had a bad day and I got revenge on Cera. But then I got busted and punished. Mr. Longneck banned me for playing in parks and he has to separate me from my friends except Petrie.

Pat: Aww. That's too bad.

Guido:

Pat:

Guido: [Gasps] I can!?

Pat: Sure. I won't tell the police.

Guido:  Yay!! (hugs Petrie) I'm so happy that I can hardly contain excitement!

Petrie: Shh.

Guido: (whispers) Sorry.

Voice: Hey, guys.

Petrie & Guido: Shorty!

Shorty: Sorry for interrupting your little … Whatever you're doing … but I thought I might tell you that our friends are waiting for you.

Guido: I hope you DON'T disturb us, stupid longneck!

Ducky the Saurolophus (Swimmer): That was rude, Guido.

Littlefoot: We apologize for that. I just wanted you to know that the others are waiting for you to join us.

Guido: Well... Uhh... I guess I could do with a little fun.

Shorty: Good! Meet us at our meeting place.

Guido: OK! (to Petrie) Ya wanna race to our meeting place?

Petrie: Yeah!

Guido: Last one there is a rotten egg!

Petrie: Hey! Wait for Petrie!

(We cut to 101 E 47th St.)

Spider-Man:

Papa Swimmer:

Spider-Man:

Papa Swimmer:

(They see Venom shape-shift into a TBA)

Papa Swimmer: (Eyes widens) WHAT, HE CAN SHAPE-SHIFT?!

Spider-Man: He's made out of liquid scalehead, of course he can shape shift!

Act 2

(At Union Square Park, The Gang they started their day with a game of Stop the Seed. Then, once they had lunch, they played a “boys vs. girls” match of “Toss the Seed.” During the match, Guido scored the game-winning goal with Petrie just so happening to be the opposing goalie who came so close to keeping the game possibly ending in a tie. As Petrie got back up, instead of smirking at Guido as an “I’ll beat you next time” gesture, he smiled at him, and the Glider blushed and smiled back just before Littlefoot and Hyp congratulated him for winning the game for the boys’ team. Littlefoot sees Petrie patting Guido's back)

Hyp: You were right about one thing, Littlefoot.

Littlefoot: About what, Hyp?

Hyp: Petrie and Guido have been acting weird lately. Well... weirder.

Littlefoot: They’re just best friends. They enjoy playing together. Duh!

Nod: If I were you, guys I’d go ask them what they’ve been up to lately.

Littlefoot: I tried that, but all I got was that they were just being playful pals.

Shorty: I find that hard to believe.

Littlefoot: [Sighs]

Wild Arms the Nothronychus (Feathered Runner): I’ve noticed them acting oddly lately, too.

Ducky: Are Guido and Petrie feeling OK? They have been behaving VERY strangely since I got here.

Spike: Yeah. Even if it came from them.

Littlefoot: Listen, guys, I don’t know what’s up with the two.

Ruby: If I ever get the chance, I'll ask the police myself.

Mutt: Lemme handle this. TBA!!!

Guido: Mutt! Don't do your monster thing!

Mutt: Idiot, you really want me to go mad? Because that ain't happenin'!

Hyp: [Sighs] Let me do the honors... (Teases Mutt with a 10 dollar bill. As he runs to get it, Hyp smirkingly kick's Mutt to the crotch)

All: Ooh!

Pat: Dang, kids. TBA

Guido: Where were we?

(Petrie

Mutt:

Hyp:

Littlefoot: Look. We’ll discuss this later. [Gulps]

Ruby: Well, we’ll be seeing you all tomorrow.

Littlefoot: See y'all tomorrow.

Cera: Tomorrow should be just as fun as today.

Shorty: (thinks) We’ll see about that.

Wild Arms: Welp, I’m going back to see my kids now.

Ali: G'night, Wild Arms!

Shorty: Littlefoot had better get to the bottom of this soon, or I'll TBA. (walks away)

Littlefoot: Guys. I’m beginning to have worries about you.

Guido: [Sighs] What d'you mean, my longneck friend?

Littlefoot: I think you’d better be careful around the police when you’re playing together in the future.

Petrie: Why? It is Shorty or Cera?

Ali: No. She’s trying to force me into revealing the truth to him. I’ve managed to keep Cera AWAY for now, but I’m afraid she’ll probably be asking me the same question tomorrow.

Guido: No! Don't let Cera find out. Randy would banish me if he finds out!

Ducky: Unless his grandparents and his Dad would manage to talk him out of it. Yep, yep, yep.

Petrie & Guido: You are not going to tell your grandma, grandpa and your dad, Littlefoot?

Littlefoot: That I can’t say for sure whether it’s fact or fiction. Maybe you should avoid Cera.

Petrie & Guido: Please do!

(Littlefoot nods nervously and he looked and noticed how low the Bright Circle was getting. Street light were lighting and building were forming light from their windows.)

Littefoot: I’m gonna go home now, guys. Bye. (leaves)

Guido: Where were we?

(In Guido's sleep story...)

(The dreadful, echoey sound of what could only be a Sharptooth jolted Petrie as he flew as fast as he could. He just knew he had to get away.

Guido: Oh no! Sharpteeth!!

(Two Fast Biters were hot on their trails, roaring ferociously with hunger. Their feet stomped loudly on the street with each step they took towards a potentially large meal)

''Petrie: GUIDO! OVER HERE!!!''

Guido: Petrie?!

''Petrie: HERE!! THIS WAY!!! QUICK!''

(Guido hides in the alley with Petrie. Guido gazed at the land-bound dinosaurs still running in panic, and he heard another vicious “ROAR” from the Sharpteeth. He knew there was no time to lose. The Flyer wasted no time diving his way straight towards the cave, closing his eyes to mentally prepare himself for a possible crash just before he was consumed by darkness. Suddenly, everything was silent and he felt no crash-landing.)

Petrie: AAARGAHHH!!!!!

''Guido: PETRIE?!! WHERE YOU GO??!!''

''Petrie's Sibling: Ha, ha, ha! (grabs Guido)''

Guido: Let go of me!!!

Petrie's Sibling #2: Oh, really!? Well, NO!!!

Petrie's Sibling # 3: ''Why  would we want to keep dealing with some whiny, Glider like YOU?! (spits his face)''

Guido: Let me go right now!

Petrie's Sibling: ''Why would we? Don’t you wanna see your friend?''

(Light shines down, and Guido gasped when he noticed Petrie, also being bound by tree stars in the same way he was. He was crying helplessly, flapping his wing in a futile attempt to escape.)

Guido: PETRIE!

Petrie: Guido!!!

Guido: What did ya do to him?!

Petrie's Sibling #4: We just thought we’d make your last moment together excruciatingly memorable!

Guido: ''Last moment?! What ARE you talking about?!''

''Petrie's Sibling #5: Goodbye! (punches Guido's face)''

Guido: OOOOWWWW!!!!!!

''Petrie: Guido?! Petrie do no cry! Do no listen to them!''

Guido:  Just like how they used to do when I'm still trying to learn how-

Fast Biter: ROAAAAAR!!!!!

[Crash!]

(Debris from the building came down and crashed to the street between the two)

Petrie & Guido: Aah!

Fast Biter':' Yesss! I have found you!'

Guido: ''NO! DON'T DO THIS! LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE!!!''

''Petrie: NO!!! DO NO EAT ME!!!!''

(The Fast-Biter snapped his jaw at Petrie, and his voice was instantly reduced to silence. He brought his head back up, and the Flyer was gone)

''Guido: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! PETRIE!!! PETRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Sobbing Loudly]''

(Sparks flew from the street lights)

Fast Biter: Now, you're next!

(Guido felt the Sharptooth’s breath blow violently around him)

[Crunch!]

(Guido's sleep story ends)

Guido: (jolts awake) Nooooooo!!!! (rushes to Pterano and hugs his wing)

Pterano: Auof!! Guido!

Guido: [Wailing Loudly]

Pterano: Guido! It's OK! Breathe. Shh. Shh. It's alright.

Guido: [Panting Rapidly] (hears a unwelcoming sound, the sound of something splattering) [Gasps] (looks down and sees urine was squirting out from between his legs and soaking the nest on the rooftop underneath Pterano's legs. Shuts his eyes and buries his face in Pterano's chest)

Pterano: Oh, darn it.

Petrie: Whew! What that smell? [Gasps] Guido!

Petrie's Sibling: Eww!

Petrie's Sibling #2: Ugh!

Petrie's Sibling #3: Wetter!

Petrie's Sibling #4: Whiner!

Petrie's Sibling #5: Crybaby!

(The sound of Guido's urinating dies down, and the foul stench filled the rooftop.)

Petrie's Sibling: Ugh! You are disgusting, Guido!

Petrie: Hey! Leave Guido alone! It was an accident!

Guido: Uhh... (covers his crotch and legs)

Petrie: If you no make him angry, some of these sleep stories no happen to me friend!

Petrie's Sibling #6: Are you saying it’s our fault with him having those stupid sleep stories?! (plucks one of Guido's feathers)

Guido: YES! I NEVER get over all those things you do to me when you called me a crybaby Pushing me out of the way and turning me upside down when his mother try to give us dinner!?! You never say you sorry, even so much later!

Petrie's Sibling: What are you talking about?

Guido: aunts and uncles had problems, and my mom tell me with the same freaking problems!

(Petrie's Sibling #3 kicks Guido's crotch)

Guido:

Mama Flyer: Alright, children. Perhaps we can all try getting some more sleep. (to Guido) Let’s get you washed up, Guido.

Guido: Alright.

(Mama Flyer grabs a leaf and dips it in a puddle, Guido stutters nervously and shut his eyes as she began rubbing his crotch and legs with the wet leaf)

Mama Flyer: There You're clean now.

(Guido begins to cuddle with Petrie)

Petrie: Now then, Guido. What happened?

Guido: [Breathing Heavly] Well. I was trying to escape the Fast-Biters, flying into an alleyway, your siblings were luring me and you into a trap and the Sharptooth from before ate you before turning on ME.

Petrie: Oh my! That scary!

Guido: It was HORRIBLE! WHY ME?! [Crying]

Petrie: There there, Guido. There no Sharpteeth coming at you, and me still alive. Sleep stories will be scary sometimes. (hands his snuggling stick) Here. Have me snuggling stick.

Guido: Thanks. (hugs Petrie's snuggling stick) OK. Let's get some sleep. Goodnight, Petrie. (begins to cuddle Petrie)

Petrie: Goodnight Guido.

(At another rooftop at Midtown...)

Venom: OK, really Mysterio? Why would you fax me an ad for weight loss? You really think I'm some kind of funny clown, am I?

Mysterio: Don't ask me friend...

Venom: Why bother to ask? This body is flawless, and I've got the trick to prove it. (Venom becomes a goop of slime on the floor)

Mysterio: OK, so?

Venom: (Shifts back to regular form) I'm made out of some kind of liquid, so I can change into any form I want, not like that bratty girl where she can change into only ONE form!

Mysterio: OK... Not interested at all.

(Venom grunts, then rips the ad apart)

Act 3

(The next Morning, the Bright Circle once again shone brightly over New York City Guido didn’t quite have the Bright Circle’s light hit his eyelids this time as it broke into the rooftops)

Etta: Hmm. I wonder how Guido's sleep stories are doing now? (swoops to Guido) Guido. Get up.

Guido:

Swooper: Morning, sleepy head.

Guido: [Yawns] Mornin'.

Etta:

TBA