A Bad Day for Guido/Transcript

(Theme Song)

(Couch Gag: There is no couch, so when everyone rushes to the coach to sit, they end up falling onto the floor)

(Morning in Manhattan, New York. The Bright Circle was rising in the sky as we see Guido the Microraptor, feeling light penetrating through his eyelids as he struggles to stay asleep. The Bright Circle’s light was penetrating its way into the window of Rocky's old apartment above Rex's Pizza)

Guido: Ugh, not now. Just a few more minutes.

(Guido could hear footsteps around him, and from how they sounded, he knew it could only be Cera the Triceratops, the Threehorn)

Cera: Well, weirdo, are you gonna get up or not?!

Guido: [Snoring]

Cera: Ugh! (slams her left front foot to the floor) WAKE UP, GUIDO!!!

Guido: (wakes up) Augh! (falls to the floor)

Cera: So, the little weirdo wakes up in the wet window.

Female Voice: Ahem!

(A yellow Pteranodon named Etta, with her father, Pterono, an orange-brown Pteranodon, and Etta grandfather, and Pterano's father, Swooper, a blue-green Harpactognathus were standing at the 2 young ones.

Etta: What did you do, Cera?

Cera: Uhh... I was telling Guido to wake up.

Swooper: Well, that NOT how you wake up someone. Let him wake up.

Pterano: [Sniffs] Eugh! What's that smell? Oh. Guido. Did you wet yourself that night?

(Guido looks at his chest, his feathers, his tail, and his wing-like arms were drenched in urine that wasn’t his own)

Cera: [Chuckles Softly]

Guido: (angrily) CERA!! You did this to me?!?

Cera: Uhh...

Etta: Cera! Did you really do this to this Glider on purpose?!

Cera: Well, HE should do what a weirdo could do.

Pterano: You think you could get away with your disgusting joke like that?! That's not funny, Cera!

Guido: GRR!! I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!

Swooper: Now, now, Guido. Calm down.

Guido: I don't WANT to calm down until I get cleaned up! [Groans] How many baths is this gonna get this off?

Pterano: I'll use the sink.

Guido: (to Cera) Ooh. I'M GONNA-

Pterano: Guido, listen! You're NOT going to do that! Just calm down and I'll clean you, OK?

Guido: (calmly) OK.

Etta: Don’t move from that spot... (Cera runs outside) Aaaaand she's gone.

(Pterano took Guido to the sink. Pterano turns on the water and Guido began washing. Etta grabs a treestar and soaks it and Guido grabs the wet treestar and rubbed the wet spots off to dry himself. Etta turns off the water and Guido climbs up to the counter, with his eyes looking quite furious)

Pterano: There. All cleaned.

Guido: Why did Cera did this to me?!

Pterano: OK, let's not start saying bad things. Calm down and have some breakfast and you can go play with your friends.

(Swooper hand Guido the worms)

Guido: (happily) Oh, my favorite. Thanks, Swooper.

Swooper: Oh, Spider-Man and I found these at the park.

Guido: Ohh. Why did Cera think I'm a stupid weirdo?!!

Etta: We're doing everything I can to get her to stop.

Guido: MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET CERA'S FATHER!!!

Etta: Hey! Don’t yell at me, Guido. I know you want this, but that doesn’t mean you have to raise your voice like that. Please settle down.

(Guido looks away and crossed his wing-like arms, thinking of how to get back at Cera.)

Swooper: Are you OK?

Guido: OK?! OK?!!?! After what happen this morning?

Swooper: I just wanna check on you to make sure you're alright.

Guido: (eats a worm) OK, I'm going outside. I got friends to play.

Pterano: Hey hello to my nephew for me.

Etta: And Spider-Man too.

Guido: OK. (flies off)

Swooper: So, you and your father want to take a flight above the city?

Etta: Oh, yes, Grandpa. (thinks) I hope Guido will have a good day.

(We cut to Guido, humming to himself as he flew over Manhattan and admired all the gorgeous sights above the streets. Then, he see a 2004 Sam Raimi Earth-96283 Spider-Man)

Spider-Man: Hey!

Guido: Hey, Spider-Man. How are ya doin'?

Spider-Man: Oh, fine. Just waiting for any crimes.

Guido: OK. (hears a scream) Who screamed? It could be Littlefoot. It could be Chomper. Or Rocky. It could be-- [Gasps] PETRIE!! Hold on! I'm coming! (dives down to the sidewalk on 44th St.) Hello? Anybody there?

Voice: (jumps out of nowhere) RRRAAAAAAARR!!!!!!

Guido: Yaaaaahhh!!! (falls backwards into a heap of trash, looks to see Shorty, a young green Brachiosaurus, a Longneck)

Shorty: [Laughing] Oh! You should’ve seen the look on your face!

Guido: (angrily) Shorty! You stupid Longneck!

Shorty: Oh, c'mon. Don't act like Mr. Threehorn there. It's only me. I was just playing.

Guido: Agh!! First Cera, and now you?! [Huffs] This whole thing had been a prank.

Shorty: Oh, let me guess. Did Cera wet you this morning?

Guido: How did you know that?!

Shorty: Hmm.

Guido: You never truly care, do you!?

Shorty: Of course.

Guido: UGHH! I already had a bad morning! I don't want my day to be worse! Leave me alone!

Shorty: What did you just tell me to do?

Guido: You heard me, Shorty! I need some alone time.

Shorty: Why, you... (uses his tail to to throw Guido into a trash bag and all the garbage spilled all over him)

Guido: Egh! (bumps into something else) Ow! (rubs his beak and looks up to see Bron, a brown Apatosaurus, a longneck, Littlefoot's father)

Bron: Ah, I see Shorty is teaching you a valuable lesson.

Guido: For what?!! For tricking me into falling into a heap of garbage?! [Screams Angrily] How's THAT a valuable lesson???

Bron: Hey, don't yell in front of me. All you have to do is to ask someone to stop. (to Shorty) Let's go, Shorty.

(Guido stares at the two longnecks as they turned their backs on him and walks away.)

Guido: (thinks) ''My day is getting to be worse just when it was getting better. Eh. I'll be Petrie. Maybe It'll get it out of my head.''

Act 2

(At Bethesda Fountain in Central Park, Petrie a young Pteranodon, his mother and his siblings are enjoying the time.)

Mama Flyer: So, what do you wanna do, Petrie?

Petrie: Me no know.

Guido: Why is everyone picking on me today.

Petrie: Hi, Guido. How are you today?

Guido: [Sighs] Not happy.

Petrie: You not have good morning?

Guido: Everyone is playing trick on me. First, Cera wet me while I was sleeping, THEN, Shorty tricked me by scaring me into falling into stinky garbage. Why is everyone picking on me?!

Petrie: Me wish me could do something.

Guido: (angrily) What?!? Every single day when they saw me fall down, they laugh at me!

(Petrie jolts and backs away a little more then sits down next to Guido and wraps a wing around his back. Guido feels a sense of warmth throughout his body)

Guido: I'm sorry, Petrie. I was just upset.

Petrie: It OK. Me know how it feel to HAVE day like this.

Guido

What should I do?

Oh, what should I do?

Everyone play tricks on me

Why would do such a thing

What oh, what should really do

To stop the bullying?

Petrie

Me no what to do

Me sorry, friend

Guido

Oh, what will I really do

To stop all the teasing?

I don't know

What should I do

Oh, what should I do?

Petrie

Ask somebody for help

That to make to stop the teasing

Guido

Thanks for everying I know

But what should I do?

What should I do?

Petrie: Would you like to play with me for while?

Guido: On the bright side: Yes.

Petrie: Oh, Me so glad! Come on!

(Guido chuckles. Petrie pulls Guido up and held hand and eager to play some games that would surely brighten Guido’s sour morning)

Mama Flyer: Aww. Kids these day always wanna have fun.

(That afternoon, Guido was flying over Central Park.)

Guido: Ahh. That's more like it. A sweet juicy lunch that I had. NOW I can have alone time. Just what I wanted. (hears someone chuckling softly) What's that? (looks all around) Hmm. Nobody is stalking me.

[Crash!]

(Guido feels something smash him hard in the head, shuts his eyes as he felt himself falling)

Guido: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! (hits the ground) Oof! OUCH!!

(Guido's body ached as he struggles himself back onto his feet, opens his eyes to find himself covered in sticky red juice that was from the red sweets)

Guido: OK, WHO DONE THAT???! (see somebody laughing)

(Hyp, a Hypsilophodon and his lackeys, Mutt, a Muttaburrasaurus and Nod, a Nodosaurus, laughing at Guido)

Hyp: Hah! That weirdo got juice all over his feathers! [Laughs]

Nod: We got him this time

(Hyp, Mutt and Nod continued laughing)

Guido: (SCREAMS ANGRILY) You stupid idiots!!!

Mutt: Oooh. That’s not very nice. (eats a tree star.)

Hyp: Perhaps the little weirdo should teach some matters!

Guido: Why do they never stop teasing me?! Can I have 5 or 10 minutes away from you!?? (SNORTS)

Chomper, a friendly purple T-Rex: ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Guido: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEERRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (falls on his back)

(Chomper watched and laughed, but his laughter quickly died down once he took one glimpse towards Guido's legs. Urine was controllably squirting its way out of Guido and dampening the grassy ground he was standing on. It went on for 6 seconds before it stopped.)

Guido: (looks down and saw that the grass was suddenly damp and darkened, then he glances down and saw that his legs were drenched) Chomper... w-w-why you... do this TO ME?!?

Chomper: Uhh...

Cera: Yes! My plan worked! Ha-ha! Good job, Chomper.

Chomper: Hey! You tricked me!

Guido: You let Cera into scaring me?!

Chomper: Hey! I'm sorry, Guido.

Guido: You don't know what you can be trusted!?

Voice: Sorry for a scaredy-egg?!

(Guido turns to find Shorty once again, laughing at the mess, but he wasn’t alone. Littlefoot, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Ruby, Getor, and Ali were there.)

Ruby: Chomper! That is not nice!

Chomper: Ruby, I was I was tricked. Cera wanted me to scare someone, but I didn’t think it’d be Guido. Ya got to believe me! [Panting]

Cera: Oh, believe it, because Guido is very will a coward and a weirdo all the time!

Ducky: Cera! That is rude! It is, it is.

Littlefoot: Guido. It's only a joke! You'll be OK.

Guido: A joke?!! What is this?! Joke Day?!?! That's why everyone wants to pull pranks on me to make me so messy and call me names?!!?

Littlefoot: Guido, I didn’t mean that! OK!? I'm sorry!

Hyp: Oh, like the time when he pinched Getor? I threw you into dirt.

(Hyp, Mutt and Nod laughed)

(Guido lets out a high-pitched scream, that made one car crash into a streetlight)

Guido: (to Hyp, Mutt and Nod) SHUT UP!!! ALL OF YOU!!! (walks away) Hpmh.

Rocky Scout: Oh, come on! What is wrong with his car?

Petrie: (notices a mud pool right in front of Guido) GUIDO! LOOK OUT!!!

Guido: What? (looks at the mud pool and stops with one foot)

(Rocky shut the car door angrily that made the streetlight fall to the ground, that caused Guido to lose his balance and falls into the mud with a splash. Mud splatters all over his juice-covered body and urine-soaked legs, before Guido knew it, his day was ruined.)

Guido: (gets out of the mud and falls to his knees, and bursts into tears) [Bawling]

Petrie: (Runs to Guido and hugged him soothingly) Shh. There, there. It OK. Me know.

(Guido's crying calms down, he looks at Petrie and whimpers miserably before he turned his gaze towards Cera, Shorty, Hyp, Mutt and Nod, laughing. His face turned angry and lets out another loud scream)

Guido: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! THAT'S IT!!! I'M DONE WITH YOU!!! YOU 5 ACT LIKE STUPID STINKBUGS!!! (shakes himself to get as much of the mess off him, then flies away, crying)

Petrie: Guido?! [Sighs Sadly] Poor Guido. What is wrong with him?

Cera: [Sighs] He’ll get over it!

Ali: Hmm. Not so sure about that.

Littlefoot: That exactly worries me.

(The remaining friends went their separate ways)

Act 3

(At Washington Square Park, Pterano, Swooper and Spider-Man were enjoying life except Etta as she thought about Guido’s rough morning. Her thoughts were suddenly interrupted by what sounded like sobbing coming from the sky, and once she looked in the direction the sound was coming from, she was crushed to find Guido flying right up to her, crying and weeping in flight and once again in a mess. Mud and sweet juice dripped off him. His face was soaked in tears and his beak and feathers were stained in a mixture of tears, juice and mud.)

Etta: Guido! [Gasps] What happened?

Guido: (in angry tears) Ask Shorty, Hyp, Mutt and Nod! They play tricks on me today like it some kind of joke day in Manhattan!

Etta: [Sighs, Gasps] Why are your legs wet?

Guido: Cera trick Chomper into scaring me! Everyone so rude to me! I can't take this anymore!

Etta: Calm down. I know. Let's head for the fountain. Father, Grandpa and Spidey'll give you another bath and you tell me what happened, alright?

(Guido didn't say a word and flew toward the fountain. Etta followed him closely and once Guido was in the fountain, Pterano, Swooper and Spider-Man starts bathing Guido with wet tree stars. They started with his face, being sure not to miss a single spot, and once his head was all clean again)

Guido: (smiles) [Sighs] That better.

Swooper: Now, tell us everything.

Guido: I go for relaxing flight just like you say, but then I hear someone screaming. I thought it was Petrie, so I go down to see if he's in trouble.

Pterano: OK, what's next?

Guido: Shorty suddenly pop out of nowhere and scare me so much I stumbled backward into a heap of garbage.

Swooper: Oh, feathers!

TBA