Meat Shower (Avenue Q)

Meat Shower is a song from Between the Lions, performed on Avenue Q. It is sung by Leona, Lionel, Theo, Cleo, Lewis, Lila, Princeton, Kate Monster, Julian, Almo, Ginger, Kieran, Lizzie, Joan, Eric, Angelita, Terry, Henry, Parker, Torrie, Stanley, Sunspot, Budfire, Fuzzle, Trevor the Grouch, Grump the Grouch, Franco, Alys, and Russell. They all sing a song about all types of meat in a shower.

Lyrics
Leona: It's not the kind of shower that'll get you wet.

Lionel/Cleo/Theo/Lewis/Lila: Meat shower, meat shower, meat shower.

Lizzie: Instead you'll get a hot dog or a veal croquette.

Princeton/Kate Monster/Julian/Almo/Kieran/Torrie: Meat shower, meat shower, meat shower.

Ginger: Look, here comes a mutton chop with lots of gravy smeared on top.

Lionel/Cleo/Theo/Lewis/Lila/Princeton/Kate Monster/Julian/Almo/Kieran/Torrie: It's a meat shower, meat shower.

Leona: Scaloppini and salted pork.

Joan/Eric/Angelita/Terry/Henry/Parker/Alys/Russell/Trevor/Grump/Franco: Meat shower, meat shower.

Leona: Ditch that raincoat,

All: Go and get your fork.

Lila: It's not the kind of shower that'll soak you through.

Meat Chorus: Meat shower, meat shower, meat shower.

Leona: Instead you'll get a brisket or some hash or stew.

Meat Chorus: Meat shower, meat shower, meat shower.

Leona/Lionel/Lewis/Lila/Almo/Ginger/Kieran/Lizzie: Meatloaf and liver and bacon, too.

Raining down on me and you.

Meat Chorus: Meat shower, meat shower.

Leona/Lionel/Lewis/Lila/Almo/Ginger/Kieran/Lizzie: Shanks and cutlets, joints and ribs.

Meat Chorus: Meat shower, meat shower.

Leona/Lionel/Lewis/Lila/Almo/Ginger/Kieran/Lizzie: Lose those ponchos, go and get your bibs.

Cleo: Mmm... burgers. Look, here comes a stack.

Lionel: There's the biggest steak I ever saw.

Kieran: (sighs blissfully)

Leona: Lamb chops, wow! Here comes a rack.

Theo: You can eat them cooked or raw. Mmm!

Budfire: (simultaneously) Yum!

All: Meat shower, meat shower.

Kate Monster: Be careful not to overeat.

All: Meat shower, meat shower.

No, nothing else can top a shower of meat.

Meat shower!