List of quotes

As stated by the title, this page is an aggregation of quotes from fictional individuals in the Dream Fiction Wiki multiverse. So... you can just post whatever here. Quote everyone on everything.
 * Please sort names in alphabetical order by the first letter of the first word.

Jason Morkel
"I love the palm trees and the sunshine but I hate and the overhanging essence of ultraconservatism."

- Morkel on

"'s become 's dumb little playground. I'm outta here. Bye."

- Morkel (via )

"Little boy, go sit your ass down."

- Morkel to Benito Bernardez / BB Net (via )

Kearney Forbes
"It's way overpriced, it's been stripped of most of its content thanks to the competition, and it's got creepy movies about . I don't want it."

- Forbes on

"As an actor with both UK and US citizenship, I can confirm I've had a lot of airplane experience. And excuse my French, but all of it has been fucking rubbish."

- Forbes on travel(ing)

Parson Brown
"Many of you have asked why I was in Convoy II. The answer - I was broke and needed the money."

- Brown in his memoir Build a Snowman and Name It... (1993) on Convoy II

Phelan Morkel
"My brother Jason had no intentions of offending Christians with his comments. We may disagree on the existence of God, but we still stand together as brothers. He is entitled to his own belief in whether or not God exists, and I respect that."

- Morkel on his brother Jason's comments on atheism

"If it weren't for Truman and his lodge, Morten the Wolf would certainly not exist. I remember me, Jason and Julie being fascinated with him around the time . A lot of bits about Morten are inspired by Mr. Truman, including his love for the being inspired by Truman's love for."

- Morkel on

"Have they ever tried going outside?"

- Morkel on an infamous b/IMO rant on his works

"I can't "pull-no-punches" since I failed the Presidential Fitness Test at least 5 times."

- Morkel during a 2004 interview for The Baltimore Sun

"Q: If you'd want to meet any historical figure, which would it be? Phelan Morkel: Maybe 's parents, and convince them not to have kids."

- Morkel during a 2020 Reddit AMA

"Q: Where have you been these past 4 days? Phelan Morkel: Oh for Christ's sake, I have a life outside of drawing my characters!"

- Morkel in response to a brief period of absence on social media

"I can only imagine some loving father who was a edgy, snarky frat boy in the 90s deciding to watch I Love You, You Hate Me, seeing footage of one of his frat's "Barney Bashing" events, then catching a view of him burning a Barney doll, and being like "Ugh, this is why I'm glad my mom introduced me to this cool thing that was called anger management classes.""

- Morkel on I Love You, You Hate Me

"Me, Earl and Robert liked WKUK a lot because its mix of dark humor and farce was something else, and, without it, a lot of the more farcical humor of Mole Miner and Morten's recent years wouldn't be as noticeable. Godspeed,."

- Morkel on