Chuck E. Cheese's Tunin' Tunes/Chuck E.'s Guide to A Perfect Summer Vacation/Transcript

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This is the transcript of Chuck E.'s Guide to A Perfect Summer Vacation.

Transcript

[A title card reading "ShowBiz Pizza Time Animation and Heart of Texas Productions present" appears and then fades. A CGI logo saying "CHUCK E.'S GUIDE TO A PERFECT SUMMER VACATION", with "CHUCK E.'S" done in the restaurant logo font and "GUIDE TO A PERFECT SUMMER VACATION" done in a cursive font appears and then fades. The Special then begins with Chuck E. and the gang waiting for the clock to turn 12 at the Chuck E. Cheese on 13125 Monfort Drive.]

• Chuck E.: Come on...come on....be 3:00 already! Be the first day of summer already.
• Jasper: Chuck E., you can't manipulate the fabric of time by staring at the clock. Time bends for no man.
• Munch: Yeah, but we're just Animatronic Music Performers. It's worth a try. [glares at the clock] Be the first day of summer already. [the hands of the clock move one minute] I did it! I am the lord of time!
• Helen: Oh, hurry up, clock! It's almost summer!
• Pasqually: Mamma Mia! Summer is the time of year when I get to constantly serve pizza to people other than Munch without the annoying interruption of the educational system! (screaming) COME ON ALREADY!

[As the Clock Ticks, the "Waiting and Watching" song starts]

• ♪ We're Watchin' and we're Waitin' ♪
• ♪ On the edge of our seats, anticipatin' ♪
• ♪ It's looking awful permanent ♪
• ♪ But we know it could strike 3 pm ♪
• ♪ We're keeping our eyes peeled, keeping 'em glued to the spot ♪
• ♪ 'Cause a couple of seconds it be Summer or not ♪
• ♪ Don't know if it's magic or some weird cosmic plot ♪
• ♪ So we're watchin' and we're waitin' ♪
• ♪ We're starin' and we're glarin' 'til our corneas burn ♪
• ♪ We hope it will stay for the rest of the day 'til our Summer begins ♪
• ♪ So don't even think about blinking or it just too late ♪
• ♪ So we're Watchin' and Waitin' [X2] ♪
• ♪ Yeah, we're Watchin' and Waitin' ♪
• ♪ We're watchin'... ♪

[The Clock then rings and Pizzacam comes out as a Baseball Umpire with a Texas Rangers Logo on his Camera]

• Pizza Cam: The Time is STRIKE THREEEEEEEE O'CLOCK!!!!! YER OUT!!! [As he goes back into Chuck E.'s Cuckoo Clock, the place begins to rumble]
• Pasqually: Hey Chuck E., looks like I hear a noise outside.
• Munch: Sounds like a wildebeest stampede.
• Jasper: Sounds like a hurricane...
• Helen: It sounds awful.
• Chuck E.: Oh, guys... It's just the summer rush. The kids are out of school, and that also means we are on summer break. [a crowd of Kids barge in and tramples Jasper]
• Jasper: Aw... No more having to be treated to an endless void of dead ambience Monday to Friday for THREE WHOLE MONTHS! Well, at least until after Labor Day...
• Pasqually: I can now serve pizza to people other than Munch.
• Munch: My great keyboard skills can now finally be heard!
• Helen: I love the Summertime!
• Chuck E.: Nothing going to stop this Vacation [The Ground then rumbles again, as the band then hears a loud car sound]
• Jasper: Uhh... Chuck E... I think I hear a loud car sound.
• Munch: Did I left my Car Running
• Chuck E.: Wait... [Chuck E. and the gang then go outside of the location] there's only one person in this entire town who owns a car that sounds like a military air carrier. [A Large SUV appears in the Parking lot, and then a familiar Cat comes out of it]
• Crusty: Hey hey! Crusty's back at the Cheese's place!
• Chuck E.: Welcome back, Crusty. How's baseball going?
• Crusty: Nothing much, we just had a Winning Streak for the World Series, but then the Blue Jays over in Toronto in their "Sky Dome" took our Thunder. But right now I want to do some Summer Fun
• Helen: So, what’ll we do 1st? Surfing at the Beach? [In Helen's thought bubble, Helen is doing a handstand on her surfboard in Hawaii, A wave then knocks Helen off her surfboard]
• Crusty: Nope. [Helen’s thought bubble disappears]
• Jasper: Or Sleeping under the Stars in the Wilderness [In Jasper’s thought bubble, Jasper is getting mauled by a Bear inside a Tent]
• Crusty: Nope. [Jasper’s thought bubble disappears]
• Chuck E.: Or maybe we can sit around [Pulls a Giant TV out of his Cap] and being glued in front of the Tube! [He Turns it on and the Chuck E. Cheese's Tunin' Tunes Theme Song Plays on the TV]
• Chuck E, (On The TV): ♪ I'm bout' to shake it into the beat! ♪ ♪ Let the people hear you passing by on the street! ♪ [Crusty then turns off the TV with a television remote]
• Crusty: Nope. I wanted to come here, to take Munch with me on a Road Trip with my Family
• Band (Except Munch): WHAT?!
• Crusty: I wanted to take Munch to a Theme Park that is outta town this summer. However, it's not Universal Studios or that Park owned by the Other Mouse.
• Chuck E.: Then What is it?!
• Crusty: Well, me and my Family are going out of town for the summer to go to Happy Fun Fun World Land!
• Munch: Happy Fun Fun World Land?! That's my favorite place!
• Crusty: Yeah, that's where me, my family and Munch are going to. Does the Rest of the Band wanna Go?
• Band (Except Munch): Nah, The rest of the band will do their own things this summer
• Crusty: Ok! [Crusty then grabs Munch and puts him into his Car and Drives off]
• Jasper: Well, looks like need a new Keyboardist at this location since the Munch part in our Make-Believe Band is not here.
• Helen: Jasper, you do know that we have a solution to that!
• Jasper: Wait What?
• Pasqually: I knew this would happen, the loss of one of our band members [presses a button, opening a garage] Anticipating just this kinda situation... [Reveal the Munch's Make-Believe Band robotic replicas] As previously stated in a couple of past episodes, I've built robotic replicas of us so we can just use these in place of us in case of an Emergency like this.
• Chuck E.: W-wait-wait a minute. You anticipated a specific situation like this?
• Pasqually: Yup. [long pause]
• Chuck E.: Wow, that's a little creepy, Pasqually.
• Pasqually: Yes. [pause] Yes, it is. Also, we are using these because I also have to go to a Family-Related Event this Summer. I'm going on a ROAD TRIP!
• Chuck E.: Gee, that's pretty nice Hey, where's Pepperoni?
• Pasqually: Don't worry, here his is [Pepperoni barks happy] I'm taking him on the road this summer, so you can take some time off Relaxing.
• Chuck E.: Gee, even after almost 20 Years in Showbiz, I do need a Vacation.
• Jasper: Me Too.
• Helen: Me Three.
• Pasqually: Anyway, see when I get back from the Road Trip [Pasqually Drives Off in his Van]
• Chuck E., Helen & Jasper: BYE PASQUALLY, SEE YOU SOON OUR ITALIAN FRIEND!
• Chuck E.: So, looks like it's time to bring OPERATION: PERFECT SUMMER VACATION. Into Action!
• Jasper: How are you going to do that
• Chuck E.: Well Because -- wait a minute. [He sniffs the air.] What's that smell? It's so... familiar.
• Helen: Pizza?
• Jasper: Motor Oil?
• Chuck E.: Wait... [More sniffs...] I've got it! It's adventure! I smell adventure! [giggles] I got a Sense of a Summer Adventure

[The Song "A Sense of a Summer Adventure" plays as Chuck begins singing inside the Monfront Chuck E. Cheese]

• Chuck E.: There's a certain feeling in the air, That leads me to a day of fun
• It tickles my nose, It wiggles my toes, That's how I know it's just the one
• Oh, I've got a scent of adventure
• And I bet you're ready to spend the summer with me
• Yes, I have the scent of summer adventure
• And my friends will be there, don't you agree? I don't hear it in the distance
• I can't see it with my eyes. But I can feel it come right up to me
• Yes, it's no disguise. 'Cause I've got a scent of adventure
• I'm sure you're here to do your part
• Yes, I have the scent of a summer adventure
• Get ready, this Vacation about to start!

[The Scene changes to Crusty's RV travels down in a road in a desert-like place.]

• Crusty: Hey, Dad! It says on this map that America's largest sport sock is just three miles down the road.
• Munch: Woah, the Largest Sport sock in America?! Are we gonna stop there?
• Crusty's Dad: (Driving) I'm sorry, boys, but we really need to get on the road if we want to find a perfect parking spot for Happy Fun Fun World Land.
• Munch: Ok!

[Meanwhile on the same Desert-like place: Dr. Zoom is driving his Car to Evil Con '96 in Las Vegas]

• Dr. Zoom: Oh, come on, why does the Highway need to be so filled with Traffic! [Notices the RV and a Field of Cactuses] I got an idea! [Dr. Zoom then bumps his Car into Crusty's RV, making the RV crash into a Field of Cactuses] Las Vegas here we come! Let's floor it to Vega-2! [He activates a switch to turn on Vega-2; suddenly, His car zooms away twice its normal speed!]
• Crusty's Dad: Dang you Billionaires and your Superfast Cars [They then hear that all of the RV's Tires have popped] And looks like our Tires are Flat as a Thin Crust Pizza! [sighs] There's no way we're getting to Happy Fun Fun World Land by Closing Time! So let me find a Repair man in- [Notices a Tumbleweed] The Middle of Nowhere!

[The Scene changes to the Chuck E. Cheese's in Montfort as visitors are entering; scene changes to inside showing everyone having fun and congregating amongst each other. At one of the tables is a disappointed Chuck E., Jasper sits next to him with a makeup compact.)

• Chuck E.: I just don't get it, why did we need to have 2 of our Band's members go on Vacation this Year. It makes no Sense!
• Helen: Gee, Chuck E., with how you are feeling, it looks like you definitely need a Vacation.
• Chuck E.: Well, I wanted to go to Hawaii, but given how I have to manage this place during the Summer, I think we need some Extra jobs to pay for the vacation so we can do it in Another Episode
• Jasper: Oh, oh, I just saw a Help Wanted sign down at Chicken Hut.
• Helen: [angry] I don't think so...!!! Ooohhhhhh...!!!
• Chuck E.: Jasper, look at what you just did, now you've done it!
• Helen: OHHHHHHHH...!!!!!!!
• Jasper: Oops!
• Helen: OHHHHH!!! WHERE DO HUMANS GET OFF ANYWAY, EATING POOR LITTLE DEFENSELESS BIRDS?!! ARE THEY CRAZY??!! WHERE WOULD THEY BE WITHOUT THEIR EGGS FOR BREAKFAST EVERY MORNING??!! AND HOW DO THEY REPAY US?! BY GIVING US THE DEEP FRY???!!!!! OHHHH!!!!!!!
• Jasper: Uh, Miss Helen? As a member of a non-human species, I can relate.
• Helen: Yeah, right, MR. MAN'S BEST FRIEND!!! OHHHHH!!!!!! [Jasper ducks his head under the table as Helen begins clucking like mad, when suddenly, Harmony comes in]
• Harmony: Yodel-Lay-Hee-Hoo! What's the Matter, Jasper
• Chuck E.: [laughs] that Rhymed!