Countryballia is a country in Europe located east of Iceland, and north of the UK alongside the Nordics.


Beginnings (1230-1340)

The species known as Countryballs had emerged and claimed some land which was in Europe. The Countryballs called the land Lozoniak, which means Land of Countries when translated from Countryballese to English.

The First Uprising (1340-1795)

A group of Countryballs started a rebellion against the monarchy, and succeeded.

Lozoniak's government was changed to a democratic government. This government lasted for an extremely long time until 1950, when socialist rebels overthrew the long-lasting democratic government.

German and Russian occupancy (1795-1918)

When Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth was dissolved, Prussia and Russian Empire occupied Lozoniak.

Second Polish Republic (1918-1939)

12th November 1918, Poland occupied Countryballia and part of Weimar Republic.

Nazi and USSR (1939-1945)

on 1st September 1939 when WW2 started , when Poland was dissolved and Lozoniak was dissolved.

Socialism era (1950-1988)

The Socialist Republic of Lozoniak was formed in 1950. Over 450 casualties occurred during this era. In 1988, the citizens had enough of the socialist government and overthrew the socialist government to restore the democratic government from many many years ago. Even though the government was socialist, it brought many restaurants in the country, such as McDonald's. The first video game console released in Countryballia was the Ponolan, a console made by a company called Pono. The Ponolan was a NES clone made in Taiwan, similar to the Dendy console mostly popular in Russia.

Name Change (1988-1992)

When the democratic government was restored, people were coming up of a new name for the country. The chosen name was Countryballia.

Current era (1992-present)

Countryballia's economy became surprisingly high, as well as the population.


Countryballian Terrestrial television networks include TVC 1, TVC 2, TVC 3, TVC 4,TVC 5, Polsat Countryballia, TVN Countryballia , these channels that broadcasts in Polish. CF 1, CF 2, RTL Countryballia, Sat.1 Countryballia, Pro 7 Countryballia, the channels that broadcasts in German. CTB 1, CTB 2, CTB 3, CTB 4, CTB 5, Channel One Countryballia, NTV Countryballia, TB3 Countryballia, the channels that broadcasts in Russian.

The cable channels in Countryballia include HBO (Central Europe), Cartoon Network (Central Europe), Boomerang (Central Europe), Nickelodeon Central Europe, Fox (European TV Channel), AXN (Europe), Comedy Central (European TV Channel) and Mediaset Italia. Adult Swim exists in the country, but is rather a block of CTB 4, and all shows on it are dubbed in Russian.

CTB has english versions of their channels called CTBEN.

Zarak'ra language channels are called ZKRA, owned by CTB holdings.


The Countryballian Mobile and Telecommunications Company are Virgin Mobile , Orange, Plus, NJU Mobile, Play, T-Mobile, a2mobile, Netia, Cyfrowy Polsat (POL) Digital SAT.1 (GER) Tsifrovoy NTV, NC+, Orange TV, UPC (Countryballia), Vectra (Countryballia), Multimedia Countryballia,Inea (Countryballia), Toya (Countryballia), Petrus (Countryballia), Promax (Countryballia), Sat Film (Countryballia) and much more. Car brands in Countryballia are: Opel (Countryballia), Acarz (Countryballian brand of cars owned by Fiat-Crysler), and more.

Restaurants and miscellaneous stuff

Restaurants include McDonald's, Burger King, and much more.

Supermarkets include Kaufland,Biedronka,Lidl,Intermarche,Auchan,Lewiatan,Dino,Tesco,Carrefour,Eurocash,Selgros,Żabka,Netto and much more.

Popular video game consoles in Countryballia vary quite a bit. Most of the population of Countryballia usually play on a PlayStation 4, but some of the Countryballs play on the Nintendo Switch. It is quite rare to see a Countryball play on Xbox.

Sega consoles in Countryballia include the Sega Master System, Mega Drive, Saturn, Dreamcast, and for licencing in Countryballia, the Neo Geo.

Facts and others

Every countryball is genderless.

O2 used to provide their services in Countryballia, but they closed it down in 2010 due to problems with competing with Orange, the dominant mobile service in Countryballia.

This country is non-canon in some universes.

In 2005, the countryballian government launched the EAS system of Countryballia, to warn citizens about a heavy thunderstorm.

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