The Island of Sally is a country in the Harrislandic Islands. It was formed and settled in 1997, replacing the socalist SRIOS regime, although socialism was reinstated from 2011-2015. The country's seasons are Spring (January-May), Summer (May-September) and Winter (September-January) with no Autumn. It is 86% lush and 14% desert. The country has the least people with coulrophobia in the world.

Island of Sally language map

The country's language map


The school week lasts from Monday to Thursday, but some schools have half-days on Fridays.

Type of school Morning Afternoon Clubs
Nursery 08:00 to 12:00 -
Preschool 10:00 to 12:00 12:00 to 13:00 -
Junior 09:00 to 12:00 12:00 to 14:00 14:00 to 15:00
Secondary 08:00 to 13:30 13:30 to 15:00 15:00 to 16:00
High 08:30 to 13:00 13:00 to 16:00 -

In December 2007, all schools became legally required to display “Good to be Gay” posters to prevent bullying against homosexuals.

People and Trends

  • Marrying before dating is illegal, as it is obviously not true love.
  • You must speak Sallyish, English and French fluently to work in the government buildings and enter restricted areas of the Government Estate.
  • You have to tell the government if you move to any country except Harris, Stevia, Irnade, Gau or France.
  • Children are not called “minors” and adults are not called “majors”, as everyone is equal in the Island of Sally.


The national, non-commercial television channels are SBC1, SBC2, SBC3 and SBC4Kids. The commercial channels are Channel 4/Regal Channel, Sallygarazetba 1, Sallygarazetba 2, Sallygarazetba 3, Sallygarazetba 4, Sallygarazetba 5, Five and seven7. The country doesn't have any radio stations.

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