In general[]
- The best way to make a successful IP is to ignore what your executive tells you to do.
- You can't write a good TV show without having some sort of fantasy element in it.
- Any animation that isn't hand-drawn is automatically bad.
- Being a hero is a young, pretty, slim white girl's job.
- It is very important to include gender balance in your works. Ethnic diversity, on the other hand, doesn't matter.
- You can't be the protagonist if you're not a Big Eater.
- Kuboia is the best country in the world to live in, is totally devoid of any of the problems occurring in the rest of the world and is way more progressive and in touch with contemporary viewpoints than the United States.
- Instead of making new, original franchises, it's best to milk a few as much as you can, and the best way to do this is to release an unnecessarily large amount of merchandise well after the show ends its run. Oh, and make sure there's at least two generic video game tie-ins and at least one soundtrack album.
- The 2010s sucked in absolutely every way possible.
- If you're struggling to come up with new ideas, Pandering to the Base is your best option.
- Television and cinema are the most important media on the planet. Books? What are those?
Franchise-specific[]
The Incredible World of Riddles[]
- Screw the real world. You should be spending your entire life in a fantasy one.
- It's okay for children to be wondering about a bizarre, semi-dangerous planet on their own with little to no adult supervision.
- Don't worry if you are told to use some magical wand you've never used before. Chances are, you'll get the hang of it without accidentally causing something bad to happen.
- Boys are actually more down-to-earth, smarter and more sensible than girls, so don't believe those lies the rest of the world tells you.
Greenwood Forest[]
- Siblings should be as close as spouses.
Magma Eye[]
- Your problems are never going to be solved unless you have a talking eyeball and/or robot helping you with them.
- The law enforcement system is full of evil people who want to exploit the system for their own benefit.
- Good people are generally lonely, don't get dates and are only friends with other outsiders and/or weirdos.
- Overweight people are greedy, selfish and hypocritical to every degree… unless one of them is your friend.
Tip's Nursery[]
- Children should definitely be learning about touchy subject matters like anxiety, identity issues and family conflict when they are in preschool.
- You can be on the LGBT spectrum as long as you identify as female. If you're a male, tough luck!
- It's better to be weird or unrealistically laidback, as this shows you are smarter than somebody who takes life seriously.
- School is a terrible place where you learn nothing and are isolated by your crummy classmates… but that random daycare you attend? You'll learn everything you need to and meet your best friends there.
- Talking animals are more sensible and educated than human adults.
- Children from well-off families are all ignorant, spoiled brats. Those from less fortunate backgrounds are always much better people.
- The best way to deal with problems in your town is to get some talking cat to help you solve them.