(Intro plays)
(Couch Gag: Everyone crams into the couch, causing Ruby to fly out of the seat and land in front of the TV)
(At 9th Street...)
Ruby: [Sighs] Normal life.
Chomper: Yep.
Littlefoot: Yep.
Ali: Yep.
Ruby: [Laughs] You've three of got Ducky's line.
Chomper: This day couldn't get any boring!
Ali: Littlefoot, I've been thinking.
Littlefoot: What?
Ali: Do you think that Ruby missed being a Night Fury?
Littlefoot: Oh, come on! Ruby has a normal life. What's with that?
Chomper: Ask Ruby, Ali.
Ali: Ruby, I'm starting to think that removing your power is a HUGE mistake!
Ruby: Oh, come on. I have a wonderful normal life!
Littlefoot: Not anymore, you don't!
Ali: I agree! I missed it when we used to call you “Ruby the Incredible Night Fury”!
Littlefoot:
Chomper:
(At 3rd Street...)
Shorty:
Swooper:
Etta: (steps on a rock) OW!! My foot! [Sobbing Softly]
Pterano: It's OK, Etta. It's OK.
Loofah:
Doofah:
Foobie: Hmm.
Swooper: Hey there, youngling!
Shorty: Hey, Swooper! How are your contact lenses going?
Swooper: They're working very good, as per usual! (stops the action and starts breaking the 4th wall) (A nod to the episode, Return of the Blind Flyer) (resumes the action)
Shorty: How's your granddaughter?
Swooper: She's upset.
Etta: What happened? [Sobs]
Swooper: Shh. It's alright.
Shorty: Oh.
Loofah:
Doofah:
Shorty:
Foobie: [Squeaks]
Loofah:
Doofah:
Shorty:
Swooper:
Etta: [Crying]
Pterano: Shh. I know, my sweet girl.
(On 10th Ave...)
Guido: I gotta tell ya, TBA.
Petrie:
Ducky:
Hyp:
Ducky:
Guido:
Hyp:
Petrie:
Hyp:
Guido:
Hyp:
Guido:
Petrie:
Hyp: Come on you idiot, life isn’t just some cartoon musical where out of nowhere all your stupid dreams magically come true! So LET—IT—GO!!!
Guido:
Hyp:
(Meanwhile at JFK Airport)
P.A. Annoucement: Flight 319, from Norway to New York City is now arriving at gate A13.
(We cut to someone carrying luggage, who turns out to be Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, a 15-year old Viking)
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: Well, guys, we’re here! Beautiful America!
Astrid Hofferson: Stormfly's gonna love this!
Hiccup: Yep, no wonder why they call this “the free country“!
Ruffnut: Yeah, especially with those stupid tax laws back home. Now Tuffnut will no longer be able to commit massive tax fraud anymore!
P.A. Announcer: Will Hiccup J. Lobbersome please report to the Baggage Claim area, a huge crate filled with what appears to be dragons is waiting for you!
Hiccup: Uh... it's Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III. Gee, I hope they were able to make it through the whole flight.
Snotlout Jorgenson: I gotta tell ya, guys. This is NOT Berk.
Hiccup: Did you not hear my “free country” monologue?
Fishlegs Ingerman: No.
Astrid:
Hiccup:
Snotlout:
Tuffnut Thorston: Uh... guys. Ruffnut just detached something.
Hiccup: Umm... Hmm...
Ruffnut Thorston:
Hiccup: You detached a object that is... Whoa! Don't swing it!! Whoaah!!! (ducks the sign post) I was almost hit by that object you two detached.
Ruffnut: Sorry. I just didn't know that thing could come off.
Astrid:
Fishlegs: Hey, look! The sign has a stupid lizard holding a box!
Hiccup: (looks at the sign) There it is! Rex’s Pizza! That’s the place we’re looking for!!!
P.A Announcer: Paging passenger Mr. Hiccup, please get down to Baggage Claim ASAP, your dragons are getting very annoying to deal with...
Hiccup:
(Back at New York at Midtown...)
2004 Sam Raimi Earth-96283 Spider-Man:
Pterano:
Swooper:
Pterano: Dad, TBA.
Swooper:
Etta:
Guido:
Spider-Man:
Swooper:
Pterano:
Guido:
Spider-Man:
Petrie:
TBA