Pepperoni/Lyrics

Mum bought pizza. 
It was only cheese.
That was not my order.
I look at the reciept
It says "Plain pizza"
but, i wanted more than that!

I returned the box.
i want a refund.
Then they looked in the box
They turned down the refuned!
I said that was fine.
Anger running through my spine.

Oh hey there, Kimberly!

Hey Mum and uncle Dan!
Just put away the pan!
I want pizza!
Pepper-pepperoni!
no, I don't want cheese
no mushrooms and no beef
Just one pizza!
Pepper-pepperoni!
Promise i'll eat it!
i promise I'll eat every single bit!
No i don't want cheese
no mushrooms and no beef
just one pizza!
Pepper-pepperoni!!

I just got grounded
For yelling at mum.
then I here a weird sound.
It's coming from my tum!
I'm so starving now.
I could eat a motherf**king cow!!

I smell pizza downstairs
It's my favorite kind.
Erika's eating it.
Then i said in my mind
"Give me that pizza
Or i'll eat your friend Lisa!"

Oh hey there, Kimberly!

Hey Mum and uncle Dan!
Just put away the pan!
I want pizza!
Pepper-pepperoni!
no, I don't want cheese
no mushrooms and no beef
Just one pizza!
Pepper-pepperoni!
Promise i'll eat it!
i promise I'll eat every single bit!
No i don't want cheese
no mushrooms and no beef
just one pizza!
Pepper-pepperoni!!

Tasty
Shaped just like an ice cream cone!
Nom. Nom
Into my mouth you go!
Just eat. Forget all the rest.
Let's give pizza to our special guest!

Hey Mum and uncle Dan!
Just put away the pan!
I want pizza!
Pepper-pepperoni!
no, I don't want cheese
no mushrooms and no beef
Just one pizza!
Pepper-pepperoni!
Promise i'll eat it!
i promise I'll eat every single bit!
No i don't want cheese
no mushrooms and no beef
just one pizza!
Pepper-pepperoni!!