Pooh's Adventures

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Pooh's Adventures
Genre	Nothingcore Dark fantasy Thriller Ingrid Newkirk IDK what else
Created by	Alex Kurtzman Roberto Orci Tommy Risotto
Showrunner(s)	Tommy Risotto (s. 1–4) Christopher Saint Booth & Philip Adrian Booth (s. 5–9)
Voices of	Dylan Langley (and other people)
Opening theme	"Pooh's Adventures (Catch Me Outside)" by Copyrite and Tha Forgotten 4th Stooge
Composer(s)	Tommy Risotto Johnny Marr Danny Elfman Thom Yorke Daddy G
Country of origin	USA USA USA USA USA
Original language(s)	English, I think
No. of seasons	9
No. of episodes	WHAT THE HELL IS AN EPISODE (list of episodes)
Production
Executive producer(s)	Tommy Risotto Jonathan Orange Alex Kurtzman Roberto Orci Neal H. Moritz Brian Grazer Tony Krantz Christopher Saint Booth & Philip Adrian Booth (s. 5–9) Edgar Poe (s. 5–9) Stephen Fry (s. 6–9) Steven S. DeKnight (s. 8–9) Seán McLoughlin (s. 9)
Producer(s)	Yoshitoshi Abe (pilot) Tony Oliver (s. 1–2) Eiichiro Oda (s. 3–9)
Editor(s)	Tommy Risotto (pilot) Yoshimasa Ishibashi Roderick Jaynes
Running time	45 fucking minutes
Production company(s)	Pooh's Adventures Productions (seasons 2–9) Imagine Television Original Film K/O Paper Products Production 3rd Disney Television Animation ABC Studios
Release
Network	ABC
Release	January 2012 – April 2020

Pooh's Adventures is an American absolute shit show of an animated television series created by Alex Kurtzman, Roberto Orci, and Tommy Risotto that aired on ABC from January 2012 to April 2020 for seven seasons. The series features a large cast of voice actors led by Dylan Langley as the titular Winnie-the-Pooh, who is depicted in the series as this fuckass yellow bear from the mean streets of Manchester who works as a hitman and spends all his spare time drunk, high, gambling, street racing, or at least two of those combined. The series' first season maintains a typical "semi-serialized" network TV drama format that covers Pooh Bear's smaller misadventures, but subsequent seasons focus on him going on some absolutely absurd adventure—whether through the city or through time and space itself—which involves him teaming up with too many fictional characters from too many works to list.

Pooh's Adventures was originally conceived by Disney CEO Bob Iger in 2008 as a feature film for Walt Disney Animation Studios. Kurtzman and Orci were among a slew of writers Disney commissioned scripts from before Walt Disney Pictures abandoned the project and their script was redeveloped by Risotto as a television pilot for ABC in late 2009. This shit was produced by Imagine Television, Original Film, K/O Paper Products, Production 3rd, Disney Television Animation, and ABC Studios. The series was primarily animated using Source Filmmaker and later Garry's Mod and VRChat, with extensive VFX work done thereafter. Budgeted at $500 million per episode during its last four seasons, this shit is one of the most expensive network TV shows ever.

Pooh's Adventures received mostly positive reception throughout its run, with seasons 3 and 4 in particular receiving universal acclaim. However, the show has also garnered accusations of stereotyping British people, transphobia, and glorifying torture. It received over 80 industry awards over its nine seasons, which include the 2019 Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Drama Series. It's appeared on too many lists of the greatest TV shows of all time.

Characters

• Winnie the Pooh: A fat fuck of a bear who sits around and eats honey and shit... or at least he used to.
• Tigger: A completely coked up moronic tiger who does nothing but piss the fuck outta Pooh.
• Piglet: Token gay sidekick to Winnie the Pooh's absolute crazy adventures.
• Rabbit: The law abiding buzzkill of the whole city. Unlike other rabbits, he never once fucked and I can see why.
• Eeyore: A suicidal sack of shit who always moans about how depressed he is.
• Kanga: A little bitch who pays very little attention to her own goddamn son.
• Roo: Some little shit who once shot up his school.
• Gopher: Pooh's fucking hitman who's not in the motherfucking book and that's why he works for fucking Pooh.
• Christopher Robin: The mack daddy of Manchester who's got all the bitches and hoes.
• Darby: Christopher Robin's cousin who works as a complete prostitute.