(People at the grocery store)
(Aria walks in)
(Stickman 1 points at Aria)
Stickman 1: Hey, it's Aria!
Stickman 49: She's my favorite character!
Stickman 0: She shows woman empowerment!
Stickman 1: What?
(Aria Adventures theme song remix aka The Never-Ending Song plays)
A Peaceful Day
Narrator: A peaceful day....
Aria: Now what's the problem here?
Ms. Icey: Well that baby,
(zooms in to Baby 6 crying)
Ms. Icey: Yeah, THAT Baby,
Ms. Icey: He wants chocolate milk and i looked in the kitchen for ingredients but the only ingredient i saw was milk..... Milk....... MILK!!!!
Aria: Shut your mouth! I'm the owner of this daycare!
(Aria turns milk bottle into chocolate milk by shaking the milk with chocolate inside)
Aria: All ready!
(Baby 6 drinking the milk)
Aria: Drink up!
Everyone cheering on Aria: HOORAY!!
Real life: Aria Wake Up AAAria wake up
Chapter 1: Ready For A Depressing Day
Aria: It's a normal day today. Seemsa strange.
[Aria takes a short run]
Ms. Icey Jr: Job???
Aria: Yep! I'm gonna be the owner of a daycare!
Aria: My stepmother set up a job contest to see who will own a daycare with most experience!
[Aria walks to the contest]
Aria: Well, here it is!
Ms Icey: Hi everyone welcome to the results of the Cranny Awards!
Ms. Icey: The first winner will be......
Ms. Icey: It starts with an A.....
Ms. Icey: Say welcome to....
Ms Icey: ANIDRAWED!!!!
[Everyone but Aria and Ceeby claps]
Ms Icey: Aria?
[Aria walking home]
Aria: Ready, for a depressing day, ready, for a depressing day....
Ms. Icey: S****......
Stickman 54: YOU LITTLE A******!
Stickman 5: F*****!
Stickman 7: N-
Ms. Icey: Hey, let’s not use that language!
Chapter 2: I Don't Forgive You
[cuts to Aria crying on her bed]
Ceeby: Hey Aria...
[Aria sits up on bed]
Ceeby: I baked you muffins to cheer you up.
Aria: Honey frosting?
Ceeby: Sure... We didn't celebrate your birthday that much yesterday...
Aria: It is fine anyways....
Ceeby: Let's check in with the City Hall.
Aria: Ok.... [soaks tears]
[They walk to City Hall]
Ceeby: Here it is.... Where they make all the decisions.
Ceeby: Let's go check it right now!
[They walk to the request room]
[They bump into someone]
Stickman 89: HEY! Wait your turn!
Aria and Ceeby: Sorry ma'm......
Stickman 89: I DON'T CARE!
Ceeby: I'll get my goggles and see what the first guy is all about.
[Ceeby gets goggles from her pocket]
[Camera zooms in to the Puckman]
Space Invader: You see, we need Earth's resources to build a time machine.
Space Invader: OK Then.....
[They sing we Need A Time Machine]
Mayor: I'll have to transfer the request to our holy Venus.
Mayor: VENUS! COME OUT!
[Venus comes out of the sky and crashes into Mayor]
Mayor: Not the entrance i was expecting....
Venus: What do you need mayor!
Mayor: So these guys, the Puckman, need your resources to make a Time Machine. Is it okay?
Venus: I hope you mean my planet?
Mayor: Yes. Thank you for the correction.
Venus: NOT EVEN A SINGLE F***KING BIT! AND IF I SEE ANYONE DO IT OR EVEN NOTE SOMEONE DOING IT, THEY W I L L FACE MY WRATH!
Mayor: Oh, uh, okay, thank you for answering?
Venus: GOOD F***KING BYE!
[Venus makes another hole in the City Hall ceiling while going back to the sky]
Mayor: F***k you Venus!
Mayor: Anyways, sorry, you can't.
(The Pacs whispering to each other) We'll do it secretly.
Chapter 3: Venus' Wrath
(Cut to them in what looks like Ms Icey's family)
Space Invader: I just won't say it, because.....
Space Invader: Ok we will get to stealing Venus resources!
Time card: A hour later....
James: Do we really have to hold this?
(cut to Aria and Ceeby walking home)
Aria: That was fun
Ceeby: Well, see ya!
(Aria opens door to house)
(Venus strikes lighting)
Venus: YOU CANNOT DO A FAVOR FOR THOSE CHEESY PUCKMAN!
Aria: What the h*ll is happening?
(Aria opens door)
Aria: (yelling) Ceeby!
(Ceeby walks to Aria)
Aria: (rushing) Ok Ceeby, SO(gibberish) I JUST WITNESSED MS ICEY GETTING BURNED!
Venus: I heard that!
(Walks up and points striker to Aria)
Venus: You have 25 days to get those resources!
Aria: Or what?
Venus: Everyone you have ever known will die.
Ceeby: We can do it faster. How about 20 days?
Ceeby: 19 days?
Venus: 15 days.
Ceeby: 14 days?
Venus: 10 days.
Ceeby: How about-
Aria: STOP IT! You're gonna give her bad ideas!
(Aria does a salute)
(Ceeby gets military hat and puts it on)
Aria: We will do it in 10 days, sir.
Aria: Ok, ma'm.
(Ceeby does a salute)
Ceeby: Yes we will, ma'm.