(Skyline Pictures logo)
(The Groovy Company logo)
- WARNER ANIMATION GROUP PRESENTS
- IN ASSOCIATION WITH
- A GROOVY COMPANY /
LORD MILLER PRODUCTION
- JANUARY 1, 2000
(A Warner Bros. shield appears. The shield fades to say "LOONEY TUNES" at the top and "©MM WARNER BROS, INC." below. The Looney Tunes theme begins. Bugs Bunny jumps through it, and it breaks.)
Bugs: Eh... (chomps on carrot) what's up—?
Daffy: (walks into the shot) What the heck, Bugs? This was supposed to be my moment!
Bugs: Wait, what the—?
(The screen zooms out and we see the inside of a studio. Various Looney Tunes characters are operating cameras, catering, and putting makeup on one another.)
Daffy: Told you we should have gone with Porky ripping through the shield.
Bugs: Okay, okay, okay. Sheesh.
(Bugs throws a drum at the wall, but it misses and goes flying like a boomerang.)
Bugs: Hot darn.
(We get a birdseye of the studio. The camera is zooming out.)
- JANUARY 1, 2019
(The characters are all either asleep pr lying around tired in the studio.)
Bugs (sleep talking): Big... carrot... big... carrot...
Porky Pig (drowsy): I feel like haven't slept since the... Schlesinger era.
Daffy (tired): Oh my... we've made every single Looney Tune and Merrie Melodie possible. What do we do now.
Pepe (drowsy): Make a movie.
(Daffy jumps up, wide awake.)
Daffy: A movie?
Pepe (drowsy): Yes. A movie. A full... length... f-f-full... movie... (falls asleep)
Daffy: I have an idea.